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- Опубликовано: 9 мар 2020
- Watch kid comedian Ned Woodman on Britain's Got Talent 2017 (BGT), as he roasts all the judges and hosts. Check out all his performances and the judges comments.
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Ned: **enters the stage**
Judges: **Laughs at him**
Ned: *"So you've chosen death?"*
Haha LoL
l o l .
🛀🏃♀️👼💤💥💫💣🕳🙀👹🤐😴🥶🥶🥶
@@silivenisiwaqausa8502 wtf
Not death but punished by being roaster in the funniest ways
Look at how Cutely he smiled after roasting Amanda
😆😆👌
Anna 2020?
Skuxx Chongnee ????
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@@skuxxchongnee5684 6tàýbßàý
Ned: Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years.
Simon: **stands up and starts clapping**
What did that mean?
@@alihossain6642 …
@@charon_cmlxix9458 plsss tell mee
@@alihossain6642 Ned was comparing Amanda to a talking dog
@@alihossain6642 The boy says "Amanda Holden's been on it for years". The joke is that Ned is saying that there have other talking dogs before on that show, for example, Amanda Holden. He is implying that she does not have much talent. He pronounces "been" as 'bin' which is a London regional dialect variation.
His delivery is impeccable. Very impressive for an 8 year old (or anyone for that matter).
yup and he has damn good tone as well
I agree with this comment
"...Someone call the Yard, I just saw an eight-year-old commit multiple MURDERS in front of millions of witnesses!:"
Will be a shame when his voice breaks. Then he'll be like Gatis Kandis
Kid: _roasts judges_
Everyone: Awwww, talent.
Adult: _roasts judges_
Everyone: *wait that’s illegal*
why does your chicken need 100 subs may i ask.
notahahaguy well it's a challenge with my friends and I tried to come up with a creative name
Exactly
@@chickenneeds500subs3 aww dang it man ur on 69 subs u want me to change it?
notahahaguy I dunno
I just love how Simon gets up and starts clapping immediately 😂😂😂
Cuz Simon likes contestant saying mean things or roasting the judges 😂😂😂
696 likes
Ikr this is the only thing he actually liked 😂
Ned had the whole audience laughing. He could be a stand up comedian when he grows up
He already is. Stand up comedy is not always done by adults
@@monstrouscapacity1790 i’m pretty sure thats the joke. So I’m sorry bro I gotta Woooooosh ya
@@19videogameumm that is not a joke..this comment was surely not intended to be a joke.(not trying to fight)
Probably not
@@troepvanerik5880 It totally wasn’t. You just don’t understand what a joke is and that’s ok
I love the courage this kid has. It takes a lot to stand on stage like that and be able to rattle off lines to a crowd, even if you're being cheered on. Props to him. :D
At 8 I was too scared to Ask my parents for an ice cream, and this kid is doing this?
David: 'Is that you Dec?'
Ned: *smiling* Alright, I'm going to roast the f out of them
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 that made me laugh
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
savagery at its best
i just noticed lol
Yeah
Plot twist:that wasn’t his real act,he just used that chance to roast the judges and continued it because it was funny
Lmao
Lol
@P_ikachooSonThe1st he said plot twist
@@oldarthurmorgan6319 howdy ARTHUR MORGAN
@@freddiemercury5987 hey Freddie Mercury
BGT Judges:
*takes it as a joke*
AGT Judges:
BAD ATTITUDE.
Nope its just when a kid roasts someone they find it cute but when a teen or adult does it they call em a brat
@@alex-nu8cc Nah, it’s just that Americans can’t get a joke. I am only one of the some americans who understands this
@@alexagurrola170 sooo true I'm one of those Americans too ,people can be so dumb these days...
people have gone really soft now a days
Americans are just really soft
“When the kid comes to class late his classmates apologize for being early”
“When the kid fails a test, the test apologizes for putting the wrong answers”
“When the kid buys a game, it must agree to his terms and services”
👏👏👏👌👌👌👌
Lmaoo
This really made me laugh 😆
Lol extreme lol LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
He doesn’t buy the game, the game buys him.
Same old copy paste comment from other vids
In the first audition
Young girl : He’s so cute!
Lol
Absolute madlad
Rest is history
Oooo looks like that girl has a new boyfriend
Here it comes
0:50 “I love him already”
*gets roasted few minutes later*
Lol
Me too.
GPRO678 /Mark I know
Lmao
"Ironic"
He's got excellent stage control and knows exactly how to engage his audience.
David: is that dec?
Ned: *thinks* you don’t know what you got yourself into
What does it mean?
@@nelsonmiranda6117 it means David was saying that Ned looks like dec
"Alesha... Alesha laughing, Alesha not dancing."
I still can't get over that one 😂
Sahithya Karthik me neither
what’s the joke
metalsonikku ohhhh ty for explaining, it’s funny now that I get it
I thought i heard " Alesha laughing, At least she's not dancing " 😂
Loll
I cried, not cause of laughter, but because of how beautiful his roast are at his age.
Lol
What
*Wipes tears
I know man there is just so much beauty in the world you know
The Mexican wave joke flew over everyone’s head and the kid survived the awkward silence whilst the audience was waiting for the punchline after it already being said so amazingly
It went over my head too… plz explain
He asked whether they hate doing the Mexican wave, but they didn’t realise that he made them do it anyway
“He still died” as part of his joke. Some of the audience: awwwwww
Bullies: give me your lunch money!
Ned: roast the bullies like crazy
LOL
Lmao xD
XD lamo lol
cringe
Bullies: give me your lunch money!
Ned: roast the bullies like crazy
Ned later: *nursing black eye and broken leg in hospital*
This kid at 8: *Comedian on BGT*
Me at 8: *seeing how many blueberries I can put in my mouth in order to make it sour*
Lol I can't relate but that's funny
Sometimes i fell useless..
@@ioannisdimitrakopoulos9062 you're not useless
@@user-kg4do9pb7d he is useless
Just like me.
@@ioannisdimitrakopoulos9062 Ayyy me too
The judges: *shocked *
David:I mean he ain’t wrong-
Someone literally hired this kid to roast the judges 💀
This is that one cousin whos roasting the hell out of you and everyone is laughing and when you say something back its offensive
True
It's definitely offensive when u say something back to the man of words
Ya of course we're never right
Ned in school : roasting everyone
Ned in got talent : roasting judges
More like roasting teachers
OOOOHHHH
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I wonder how much he roasts his friends
This kid is an absolute legend 😂
People say that if Simon stands up for u at the end of the performance u are a legend. He stood up within the first minute and other times as well :D
Amanda: Presses buzzer when Ned roasts her
David: Just nods and accepts it
Ha
David got off easy tho tbh
The secret son of Gordon Ramsay
Ramsay
Eli Mendoza lol
Over watch let’s go
LOL 😂
But meme version
omg! The "AWW CUTE" from the girl in the audience was so adorable!
Ned is like, “looks can be deceiving”
Judge’s: how old are you
Ned: the savage age
Probably 9
@@shadowgt5645 he’s 11 now
You had the chance to say “sav” age
@@typical_talent2078 savage
@@typical_talent2078 almost 12 if he was born 2009
Amanda: i would never press my buzzer!
Also Amanda: *presses buzzer*
Love ya profile pic!
anna grochola WHy tHaNk yOu U.U
@@gabby_ispositiveyt7628 because he is a weeb :D
Lol true
Whot buzzer I’m still in the beginning
What a legend. Now somebody give him a TV show
No matter how many times I watch this I can't help but laugh and giggle all the way through it😹😹
People: give a funny unique performance
Simon: *NO*
Boy: refers Amanda to a talking dog
Simon: standing ovation.
Lol i read it ovulation
Haha
@@eduphile9421 lol
Outstanding move
LoL
Damn, the kid destroyed Amanda
@Adam West you mean you don't get the joke he told her?
Adam West There was a talking dog on Britain’s got talent before, and Ned says he don’t understand why people were excited about one talking dog when there was another in it for years... as in Amanda. Basically Ned was calling Amanda a talking dog
Tq very much spencer
@Adam West Do you know Adam West, the player on the NBA?
@Adam West super hot fire
Ned is the type of kid the teachers hate the most because of the way he’s able to just absolutely roast people.
Kid roasting people
Audience loving it
The one female judge getting offended
I love how Simon always check on female judges to see if they’re offended
LOL xD
Savage
6:54 he copied Kevin Hart
LOL xD
The thing is that most of the time they actually are offended
Simon saw his childhood
HAH
😂
HAHA
Lol
Lol
The judges: “Please show us MERCY!”
Ned: “Mercy? Never heard of it”
Now that's what I call comedy, couldn't stop laughing 😀😀😀
Ned:Roasts Amanda
Simon: *Claps*
Yes. That is correct.
Who else finds it funny at the start he walks on this little girl in the audience says awwww he’s so cute when she is about the same age lol 😂
Lol i think she is younger
@@butteredwaffle8017 :^
Yes I noticed that 😂
@@butteredwaffle8017 mmmm
@@SwagsterPotatoGD lol she didnt ask if you noticed it. She actually asked if you found it funny
3:53 the most underrated joke
Wow! What a delivery..savage all the way through..hats off to him..all of 8 years old!!👏🏼👏🏼
Little kid walks up onto the stage with a angel smile
Starts roasting every judge
Tariq Khan ?
@@doughnutworld3055 uh yeah
Wuh
Him:At the start looks cute and nice
Also him: *savage mode activated*
Oh my gosh on his second performance when he said "I've been trying to come up with nice things to say about you, so you best let me get to the finals because i'm gonna need a lot more time" and then proceeds to press Amanda's buzzer himself!! This kid's got no chill and i love it!
David: Is ThAt YoU dEc
Ned: *alright ima roast the hell out of you*
“ what I really wanted was his mOnEy” I DIED🤣🤣
Love you 😍
@@areaddiaz3988 simp ass nigga
I’ve been searching for this comment
Were you his grandpa? =P
@@MorderElg THIS IS AMAZIng
Who’s here watching while in quarantine
Lol me
Mee😁
Me lol
Me,I hope you all are healthy and well.
meee
The purest gold you will find.
8:06 he should of given it to Simon and said “protect with all your heart…if you even have one
he should of tho
ned: im 8
girl: how cuuuuute!!
me: girl you arent even 6 yet
Hahhahahha😶
Hahahahaha ha 😐
XD I noticed that
Aha
Lol you most be 13 or somthing kinda hitting on a 8 year boy
When he pressed the red button FOR her that was just complete genius
the dog joke made me laugh for 1 hour LOL
He is going to replace Simon in future
Abdul King naaa he replacing Gordon Ramsay 😂
Abdul King no Gordon
Na Simon doesn’t roast people he is not rude he is just honest
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Not even a single animal:
Me:
Kid: *starts roasting better than a sassy angry teenager*
I guess that means the kid has no soul.
I love how at the start everyone was saying aww he’s so cute and then he roasts Amanda and everyone looks shocked I think they thought he was signing 😂
Nobody get away without being roasted here. Lol... Great Job Ned.
I love when Ned hits Amanda’s button and she says I should never press my button but in Neds first performins she pressed the button
So true!!!
Yeah lmao
Yes😍
I think during the first performance it was a joke she didn’t actually mean to press it, but yeah pretty ironic
that’s the whole joke
Ned Woodman :"Why is everyone so exited about that talking dog on Britain's got talent? Amanda Holden has been on it for years!
Simon Cowell : *CLAPS UNCONTROLLABLE*
Mr. Ice cream wait i dont get the joke can u explain 👁👄👁
I didn't get that joke
Loll
@@saumyaverma5188 read my other comment
@Sʜᴜʙʜʀᴀɴsʜ Sɪɴɢʜ damn
I'm just saying this kid is gonna rule his secondary school
Ned at 8:
Comedian on BGT making everyone’s heads fall off with jokes
Me at 8:
Thinking I was a unicorn princess
Me: trying to shove a whole donut in my mouth
@@whydoesthisexist4820 omg I cant that’s just hilarious 😂😂 💀
Ned must be a relative of Simon’s, he just has to be! 😹
naa i would think gordon ramsey
3 years later and Ned’s still got me cracking up laughing. Great thing to watch in lockdown. 😂
Only a kid could get away with this lol
Him at 8: a famous comedian
Me when I was 8: playing with my plushies while teaching them things I don’t even understand😌👌🏻
ned roasts
judges : aw, hahahaha
teen and other ppl roasts judges
judges : you have a bad attitudes
There was this adult called Robert White who roasted the judges.
@@tombstonerforever9374 Britishers can take it but American can't... And i am not even gonna start abt indians
@@arunishsingh2946 are u an Indian?
@@arunishsingh2946 you've been hanging out with the wrong people
@@arunishsingh2946 innit americans are soft
Amanda pushing her buzzer is her way of laughing
In Ned's third performance, ffor his last joke he said "Now, you're probably wondering why my parents let me get away with being so cheeky, but what you should be wondering, is how I started this performance with a grey jacket and ended it with a camoflauge T-shirt." I would like to have context for why this is a joke so I can actually laugh at it.
1:25 the girl on the left is having a stroke
My grandfather died of stroke
huma I’m sorry for your lost, my grandma died from a stroke 💔
@@TheInvincibleH it's fine😂, sorry for your loss
😂😂😂dude ur eyes r special 😂
No she isn’t
Plot twist: he is simon who time traveled to get himself from the past
Ned could literally run his own Comedy company
Ned at 8: At BGT
Me when i was 8: Picking my nose every nanosecond while watching cocomelon
You grew up with cocomelon?? Bro are you 6?
Alisha: Oh I love him already
5 seconds later
Calls Amanda a dog
Is Aleesha lolz
@@axzyl3770 it no is
And it lol
-Alisha Effect- it’s Alesha actually
@@anayatrinity ik I misspelled and she and me have the same pronounced name but different mine is Alisha here's is Alesha oof lol
Who's watching while we're in lockdown
Me
oh boy same
Wait ummm I guess me
Me
Me
bro hit the red buzzer instead of the golden one, savage
Oh, that makes a lot more sense. I was wondering how hitting the red button would help him get to the next round faster. Lol.
"Save you the trouble."
“Oh I love him already”
Famous last words before.
Nobody:
All the judges when Ned roasts Amanda: CLAPS this is the best
They were all like “awww”
Then when he started roasting they were like”ohhh”
Haha true
On the first joke Simon stood up it was so hilarious
amanda:i would never press my button on you
Amanda in the first round:*presses button*
This kid should perform and act in a movie in Netflix
True
Try not to cringe :
0:48 hE's sO cUTe
1:16 oooh
1:23 sAvaGE
4:22 savage
4:27 lets say that again
7:46 he screwed up
When he screwed up tho 🤣🤣
That kid is going places.
I watch this like 100 times a day and it doesn’t get boring
Plot twist: Simon is his biological father
Anybody reading this is blessed
@∂єиιѕє I see
I didn’t get shipment in codmw I’m not blessed
Thank you
282nd like
God bless you
“Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain’s got talent?” “Amanda Holdens been on it for years” 😂
5:00 was actually sad when I thought he cried... but then it changed into....🤣
i edited my comment so no one can know how i got these likes 😂
Me
I am learning English with reading comment
ME
Me
XYッNYTRO gaming Meeeeeeeeee!
This kid at 8: **be’s a comedian on bgt**
Me at 8: **tries to figure out if the light turns off when i close the fridge**
edit:OMG AAHHH 2K LIKES?! THATS SO MUCH!THANK YOU UWUU
Not hating but this is bgt not agt agt is American got talent and this is britain got talent
Esha Khan agt can also mean Australia’s got talent
moonlight multi yea
me too- also u probs mean bgt :)
Me at 17:
Imagine if he originally planned to do juggling or something but the moment he got on stage and the judges laughed at him he was like 'im about to end their entire careers"
Man, this kid is RUTHLESS! Geeze!
Ned: Roasting the Judges.
Me: Now That's A Lotta Damage.
When he kept saying savage it killed me it’s kinda cringe
Gymnast Libby_ lol ikr and he thought when no one heard him say it he said it twice and I cringed so much
Trueeee
Trueeee
Sorry
Kl