Jesus on the third day
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Me watching Jesus hit a Christ Air over my house: 😱😱😱
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Music Credit:
Song: Even Flow
Artist: Pearl Jam
Album: Ten (Redux)
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HE SHREDDED FOR OUR SINSS🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
He shredded for pur shins.
HE SHREDDED PUR OUR SINSNNSSSSSSSS 🤔🤔🤔🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Amen
“And on the third day, he rode for the shredd…”
I love the idea that Jesus was such a cool and light hearted dude that he would joke about the most painful moment of his life making countless "nailed" jokes and T-posing everywhere
Absolute unit
That one veteran who talks about the 3 bullet scars on his shoulder and the slash across his chest.
That's why you PAY ATTENTION when He flips tables or smites you for slapping Him too much.
I mean, the dude went around letting people touch his scars, so it checks out
he's not T-posing that trick is actually called Christ Air
Explain this atheists
Atheist: Those are some sick tricks!
I couldn't. getting baptised tomorrow.
Can’t explain it honestly, might have to convert 😬
cant explain it bro, preparing for church rn
Fr
When I go to heaven, I’m gonna skate with Jesus
He'll be packing your bong if OPM's lyrics are anything to go by.
Deny weakness and sin,accept Jesus and skate!
I wanna ski with Jesus.
I hope you've been a good Christian boye, then.
well you know... heaven is a halfpipe.
I was kinda disappointed we didn’t get to hear “Even floooow, thoughts arrive like butterflies” like every other Steezus video
I did originally but I almost got a copyright strike :/
@@JJLD26 Oh okay that makes sense
"Heathen toooad, bought a road like buttered fries!"
@@whiskeycorridor90 LOL
The singer really made the chorus pop. All that anticipation and build-up to kinda fizzle out a little without him.
“Lord, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
He whispered, “Dude I was doing a sick ass backside 360 Benihana you didn’t notice that now did you”
@@polarpickles8035 Yes it is, my friend.
i wanted to like this but also didn't want to ruin the 666 like count
Dude I'm jesus I can fly duh
Why do you insult the Lord Jesus?
@theselectivecentrist8416 He has a sense of humour, my guy. Just ask Lazarus. God shall not be mocked, but mockery is a specific thing, and bants aren't mockery.
Jesus in the bible: On this day you will enter into the kingdom of God with me my son
Jesus portrayed by a bible youth group:
I think there’s an episode of King of the Hill like this
@@Samcomply Yep, Pastor K with the dreadlocks
@@thomasowen5785 Ha! Yes, thank you.
@@Samcomply Yes I remember lol
I actually do attend a youth ministry and they just portray him how the Bible describes him. Sometimes they do use “kid slang” but I think that’s just how they talk. This isn’t to say I disagree with your comment, there’s probably alot of youth churches like that! But thank the almighty mine isn’t one of them.
0:29 full of miracles
Belief.
I love how he actually "T-poses" in like half of these
Its both kind of a dark joke but also a really funny one
It’s literally called a “Christ Air” so I mean 💀
Laugh at that part as well
It is not T posing, it is Crist cross, lol
tfw you try to make a gamer joke without realizing there's a proper skater term for the trick.
How it's dark when Jesus fans themselves focus a lot on Jesus death tool lol
The combination of church and skate.
Haha thats gold
Jefferson malding RN
Capital letter don't give you a big enough W for the comment sir well done
that's some dad joke alright
THERE GOES MY HERO!!!!
HE’S ORDINARY
missed opportunity right there lmao
foo fighters reference lmao
Weird I found this video looking at Nirvana shit
@@CarolynDestruction YES
1:37 I'd like to imagine that he somehow landed on his skateboard using his head.
drill go brrrrr
his skateboard is right next to him 😂
Dude created a 3D photonegative on linen sheets in the year 36 WHILE DEAD (and then proceeded to stop being dead!) so this is nothing to Him
Steezus Christ shredded for our sins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟
Our shins 🙏 🙏 ✟✟✟✟
It's so weird to see someone in skate 3 do actual sick tricks instead of getting comically injured
Thou shall SHRED on the Sabbath. 🤟🤙
"and keepth thy skate tricks holy"
Black Sabbath
The song is Pearl Jam not Black Sabbath
@@TheAceTrain1 he knows that but Sabbath isn't just the name of a band.
“The Son of Man came not to be served,
but to serve.”
“For with God nothing shall be impossible.” - Luke 1:37
What a jam
What a pearl-jam
Perhaps a pearl one
Pearl Jam blows ass
@@MrMoss0213 🔥🔥🔥✍
If Pontius Pilate saw this…maaan things would be different
"I find no fault in this man. He shreds!"
I mean I'm not a very religious person, but those moves are certainly miracles
Everybody gangsta until skatan appears
I'm surprised that Jesus could skate, but I'm also surprised that he used to hear grunge rock when he was saving people
Lol yep Jesus was reincarnated as Eddie Vedder and founded Pearl Jam
"But the lord riffs for the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over."
Psalms 13:37
Who's to say He doesn't still hear grunge rock while saving us?
for he descended from heaven, and shredded for our sins🙏🙏🙏
I am the 69th like
None of my friends know Even Flow, I'm surprised I finally found somebody who does
Skatin' for our sins at a skatepark made of concrete, again
Feelin' maybe should have treated Judas better anyway, ooh yeah
ATHIESTS BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE THIS ONE DROPPED
I dont know if I should love this or hate this as a christian
Love it ✝️
You should love it if they had skateboards 2000 years ago Jesus would be the best shredder
no violence he just shreedin at the skate park for our sins
The former option
the lord works in mysterious ways
There he go 🫡
Extraordinarily lore accurate...
even flow is my favourite song to listen to on sundays
Freeeeeeeziiiinn'
RESTS HIS HEAD ON A PILLOW MADE OF CONCRETE
@@JJLD26 OH Feelin’ maybe he’ll see a little betters, any day
0:43 I love it when the skateboard smack is on beat
"Christ air" sounds like an airline...
he is risen
Love how this was recommended to me on Easter of all days lmao
He came back from the dead to show his rizz 🥶🥶
not the gen alpha lingo 😭😭😭
WERE GETTING TO HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Damn, the third day always hits hard
Do not repent to the devil ways, forgive his children and y’all be lifted into 3x multiplier and be forgiven into infinity
- Morgan freeman
How it feels to break bread with my father in law on the sabbath
Tbh one of the things that most sticks out to me about this video is that I’ve never seen anyone else use the skateboard recall feature to give a rocket boost like we see here
And on the third day, he rode
Don’t know why people hate this guy, he seems chill as fuck 💯💯💯
he has risen
turning into a straight missile at terminal velocity is such a vibe.
“On the third day, he ripped it up in the third Skate.”
- Swagilations, 6:9
I like to think Jesus was the kindest and coolest guy around his time, who would make jokes with everyone and overall be a kind and nice guy to hang around with.
Run's Invalid, he's clearly using God mode
It's His canon power level, no console commands used, Christ% is a valid category
Imagine a holy skate park where all the ancient saints and sages hang, chill, and shred for the Creator; Jesus, Buddha, Hermes, Thoth, Plato, Laozi, etc.
Nobody would pay attention to the pagan pretenders when the Holy Holy Holy one is there!
The clouds opened up and god said… “EVEN FLOWWWWWWW”
This board is my body, and these radical tricks are my soul.
“Blessed are those who shred for their sins, for they shall be forgiven”
- The hidden Beatitude of Jesus
Imagine traveling 2000 years back in time and trying to explain this video to Jesus
I mean...the dude was a carpenter so, really, this was pretty inevitable.
i dont know anything about skate 3, but damn that torpedo deathspin as he rockets to his death head first makes me laught.
0:07 idk anything abu skateboarding please tell me this pose is called “the power of the cross” or something to that effect?
Christ Air, I think
Some 15 years ago I knew it was called crucifix but apparently it is called Christ Air
I love the jump cuts shortly before Jesus gets permanent braininjury.
In Skesus name we shred ✊
thanks 2 the power of this vid i have gone from agnostic/non-religious 2 a full-blown christian
In the vast multiverse, there is a world out there that Jesus is just a chill Skater-Bro that skates across the world just for fun.
This is the first time I've ever heard the instrumental of Even Flow and it is quite possibly the most cursed thing I've ever listened to
When I watched this video I have already heard the actual song so I could still hear the lyrics playing in my head
On the 7th day, God SHREDDED. 🤘
Judas was angry because he can’t pull off these moves
im obsessed with this meme
I love how at the end he just fucking torpedos to the floor
damn we gettin out of jerusalem with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:33 "I call this one the Loo-C-fer"
He rose again on the third day…
To do a 360 Benihana
“Nailed it” 🛹
Shredding to Pearl Jam, what a hero.
Love that they used even flow without the vocals
Jesus made the blind see, brought back the dead, arose from the ashes, and he can shred like a badass. What else can he not do.
0:22 Not the coffin move 💀💀💀
Our lord and skater Jesus Christ
Dropping in to...
SALVATION
I remember Skate 3… fond memories.
love how at the end he just starts becoming a torpedo
Where did you find such a clean instrumental cut of the song?? This is better then any version ive heard!
Nailed it like the romans.
easter today
He is officially named Steezus
Algorithm must like this one lol. RUclips never puts low viewed videos from small channels in the recommendations + I dont even play skate 3. Maybe this will blow up soon?
You were kinda right lmao
He turned water into fine 😎
And on the third day, he SHREDS🤟
Was ripping an apple in half while watching this
So touching and beautiful seeing how Jesus is shredding for our sins 😭🔥🔥
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies.
Something about seeing jesus do the speed glitch 😂
Freezin'
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little better, set of days, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out
Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, ooh yeah
Oh, dark grin
He can't help, when he's happy he looks insane, hm yeah
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
Kneelin'
Looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read, ooh yeah
Oh, prayin'
Now to something that has never showed him anything
Oh, feelin'
Understands the weather of the winter's on its way
Oh, ceilings
Few and far between all the legal halls of shame, hey
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
...Ah, whispering hands, gently lead him away
Him away, him away
Yeah!
Woo, ah yeah... fuck it up
Hey man, you got a dollar?
Come on, just some spare change, man, I know you got
Well, God bless you, man, God bless you
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life again
Oh, whispering hands, gently lead him away
Him away, him away... yeah!
Woo, ah yeah...
I am agnostic and i consider this a divine act of total shred.
Happy even flow day
This is the least depressing and most hopeful and joy filled gospel of a video I've ever seen. Amen.
Happy Easter 🐣🐰
Giving a whole nother meaning to the pearl-y white gates of heaven
After six days Jesus took with Him Peter, James, and John the brother of James, and led them to the skate park by themselves. There He did tricks before them.
Suddenly Tony Hawk and Mark Gonzales appeared before them, talking with Jesus. Peter said to Jesus, “Lord, it is good for us to be here. If You wish, I will put up three ramps-one for You, one for Tony, and one for Mark.”
The separation of Church and Skate was a mistake
This is the type of thing that make you say "HOLY SHIT "
dave.
0:54 he’s either asserting his dominance or just got used to t-posing for another reason…
I really appreciate all the Christ airs
Although here I guess they're just... Airs.
my anxiety waiting for the vocals to start
Happy Resurrection Day