@@El_Wanderer91 I feel like it's funny because they stopped to get Enny's input and instead of him elaborating on why hot sauce is so good he just gives a quick "hot sauce is the best" which Tom mocked a little because it wasn't a super insightful comment lol
I grew up in the midwest and have always called it what a burger. I moved to Louisiana and everyone thought I was crazy because everyone down south calls it wattaburger
For two rich guys they sure do dress like dorks Tom acts like he’s got fashion sense what is that ish he’s wearing looks like a fN idiot, And Burt makes him look a fashion god😂
Burnt should do The Cabin part II but instead of a bunch of comedians spending time with him, it should be a bunch of other addicts. And they're all sober the whole time. And there are addiction specialists to help them. Rehab, he should do rehab.
@@JR-rz1br that was actually disgusting and annoying but Nick didn’t really show many signs of being “disgusted”. Not that he wasn’t. He for SURE was. I’m just saying he made sure not to show it visibly and Bert who can’t read social cues apparently didn’t notice lol
I'm so disappointed! I listened to that ep at the gym and felt so motivated to get fit with Patty. Between the workouts, the blind date concept, the live show, the money... they had months worth of content. Now they're floating 215 by November? So he has to lose like 4lbs a month? I need some answers...
@@kendallleingang Its incredible how much weight you can lose if you just train your body to burn fat. I lost 20lbs in one month and felt amazing. Went to the doctors and had a flawless report card from him... I feel like the "not safe" part of this is kind of stuck in the past and doesn't reflect how good modern nutrition/exercise is.
Listening to Brent is like having 6 poorly written books in front of you and opening up each book to a random page and reading half a paragraph and then switching books.
The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. The cause of death from Small Pox wasn't acne-like cysts. That's not enough to kill anyone. The cause of death was PNEUMONIA. A specific death fright soldiers and Indians felt due to them attacking each other during this traumatic period in time. These were the only people who had Small Pox. A vaccine only stopped the acne cysts from forming, which is basically a histamine response. Pneumonia still develops and cannot be stopped or vaccinated against. It's like trying to vaccinate your body to prevent it from healing a bruise or a cut. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.
Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?!
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
Or the YMH episode Tom turns to the camera to say in other news, 2B1C will be going on a hiatus for awhile because Bert has finally agreed to get the help everyone knew he always needed. Or because Bert is AWOL off the rails because LeeAnne finally got tired of it and took off. Either or because something's gotta give
I understand this is delayed. But. Bert opening this podcast asking “which celebrity should I be friends with?” a DAY after Tom posted Brad Pitt in his dressing room on Insta is so fucking perfect.
Ya kno i wish they did like a real cave theme...have cavemen drawings on the wall of bert shitting in his hand and of tom broken on the ground, some fish laying around and drop rocks hangin from the ceiling, and their chairs could be boulders
That would of looked cool. I cant stand this new set. From the trash design to the "lets make it more hip hop for toms side and hats for berts side" haha lacks creativity and the obvious
This would be dope. I feel like all these Podcasters are using the same contractor/designer to build their studios and whoever they are they're leading them all in the wrong direction lol
Bert: my wife is probably being boring elsewhere Also Bert: wanna hear one of the same 4 stories I’ve told 6 times each for the last 3 months on podcasts
I’m 32 and was recently diagnosed with ADHD I’d bet everything that I have that he has it too. Also his daughter was just diagnosed with APD which I was diagnosed with before ADHD 40% of people with ADHD have both . Where’s Dr.Drew when you need him ?! The struggles of ADHD are no joke hopefully he gets help to better understand himself .
I’ve been having a rough go with depression, 6 min in you guys put a smile on my face . Thanks boys for keeping me laughing And reminding me to lighten and laugh .
I'll never forget in a recent episode where Tom told Bert he looks like he was lost at sea for a while......incredible accurate, especially this episode
10 minutes in and Brent has gone over about 38 different topics. It’s like a cat chasing multiple laser pointers. Also what was the deal at 1:22:00? What was that awkward jab that Bert took at Tom that didn’t land and then Tom looked all awkward in the eyes. What was that? Someone watch it and tell me. Yeahhhhh…. I’m getting bad vibes from this. Something is gonna break or something, I get vibes from the end of this pod.
I saw Bert greet his wife when she was pulling into the parking location where his tour bus was and he was flexing for her arrival, and now I know he flexes after his arrival too.
On today’s episode Bert will explain exactly what’s wrong with him and forget it by next episode and have a breakthrough that happiness makes him happy
@@TKOConnor1 Seriously? It looks like the cheapest Star Wars for your kids room installations, you could possibly find. It also leave the room feeling "cold" and almost hospital like. Each to his own, I guess.
Idk if it's funny, kinda sad in account that I love these guys and their content across every platform. I'm really glad that Tom doesn't seem to be off his game too much after his father passing. My condolences to all of Big Poppas loved ones btw!
Honestly, go back and watch some of toms early stuff. He hit the "quick aging" period quicker it seems like. Tom went from looking 30 to 45 in like 5 years. 🤣
I never said I want blart to die I’m just saying every episode he looks closer to death does he not look swollen and red as shit?! This is a guy that’s quoted saying “I’ve passed out from coughing”
I work at a restaurant and we make a creamy, green, hot sauce. It's jalapeño, lime juice, cilantro, garlic, and parmasean. Blend all that until its smooth, then mix it together with mayo and season to taste. It sounds weird but everyone loves it. Piss on me, beat me, try it out.
Ya kno i wish they did like a real cave theme...have cavemen drawings on the wall of bert shitting in his hand and of tom broken on the ground, some fish laying around and drop rocks hangin from the ceiling, and their chairs could be boulders
There's a whole mess of shit we proudly pronounce without regard to phonetics. Brazos = Braz•us, Manchaca = Man•shack, Bosque = Boss•key, Leakey = Lay•key , Guadalupe = Gwad•ah•loop, etc.
Huge fan guys been watching since day one!!!! I love the new studio and how much the product has grown. The one thing that I feel needs to change is in the previous studio whenever something hilarious happened you can hear muffle nadav cracking up. Now it’s a lot harder to hear and in my opinion it’s a great part of the show. Just a thought thanks guys can’t wait for new specials
For the Whataburger debate. As someone who grew up in south Texas, you guys are both right. It is called What A Burger but when people in the south say it, it sounds like waterburger. It’s partially due to the accents and our tendency to say things fast. One of the best episodes, keep it up, love you guys
As someone who has heard the “I Find Lost Things” story live on the drive-in tour.. that bit definitely needs to go in a special Bert. Been wondering when I would hear it again
According to Brent, socialism is when people break babies’ noses when they are born. Honestly I thought him describing socialism would be more further off than that so I’m impressed!
The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. The cause of death from Small Pox wasn't acne-like cysts. That's not enough to kill anyone. The cause of death was PNEUMONIA. A specific death fright soldiers and Indians felt due to them attacking each other during this traumatic period in time. These were the only people who had Small Pox. A vaccine only stopped the acne cysts from forming, which is basically a histamine response. Pneumonia still develops and cannot be stopped or vaccinated against. It's like trying to vaccinate your body to prevent it from healing a bruise or a cut. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.
Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?!
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
Tom needs to make another solo podcast where he watches clips from this show and tells us what he was gonna say.
Tom talks rewind edition
Tom(finally) talks
^^^
ROFLLLLLLL
He already made one?
Brent’s word of the day: “QUANTIFY” 13:55 “QUANTIFY” 36:26 “QUANTIFY” 37:04 “QUANTIFY” 37:18 “QUANTIFY” 1:01:13
Thank you for your service
Word of the day toilet paper
But can you really blame Bart, it's sounds big and smart but is easy to say. Before you know it, he'll be saying "it's entirely possible" like a pro
Is this a thing now? .. we use a different name for Brandon?
LOL
Props to Burnt for colour co-ordinating his wardrobe by matching his sweatshirt to his face
Hahahaha, fuckin under rated comment.
The color has been so off and much darker since the move to Austin.
🤣🤣👏
@@karceri2475 eating so much barbeque his face has started assimilating
these one of those comments that really would probably ruin his day if he saw it
Bart's face as red and his hoodie. Pinnacle of Health I tell ya.
A gallon of Kool aid a day keeps the doctor away
Barf Kruton
Burnt Krisper
Burp Krensheer
Unrelated:
Cool hoodie tho- who makes it?
Tom mocking Enny "hot sauce is the best" was the funniest shit
Not sure why he did it though.
1:03:48 for anyone tryna find it
How are everyone in the studio is sooo tok'd, they didn't see "We are mexican company..." right there on the screen?
@@MultiTravellingman to be funny
Bro, I thought I was going to die from laughing. I'm crying...
1:03:50 Hot sauce is the best! Cant wait for the tshirt!
thanks for posting this! saved me alot of time
Tom's gotta love this gig. He just shows up, sits down, sips a drink, and let's Burnt just go to town.
hahahahhahaa
And lucky us, we get to suffer.
@@Loser-lh8di berts standup is painful, but he is absolutely fucking hilarious on this podcast. Not always on purpose.
Burnt lmfao
Bert totally deserves how Leann treats him.
She's the only one who doesn't totally enable him. I respect that.
Nah. She treats him that way to feel better about enabling him.
Bert to his wife: “ I’m really hungover I need to have a few drinks tonight to ride this out”
Bert’s wife: “okay, you should have a few drinks”
1:03:56 will go down in history as one of the funniest moment in this pods history - and Burt fully missed it.
I'm confused. Why is that so funny?
@@El_Wanderer91 I feel like it's funny because they stopped to get Enny's input and instead of him elaborating on why hot sauce is so good he just gives a quick "hot sauce is the best" which Tom mocked a little because it wasn't a super insightful comment lol
@@El_Wanderer91 also bc I don't think Enny was expecting so much heat for such a harmless comment 😂
Came back just for this portion of the episode! Haha
Nadavs face too 🤣🤣🤣
New studio got me feeling they're members of an economic think tank. The first thing Bert says will stamp out that belief, I bet.
Bert says invest in stamps
My first impression was the Fortress of Solitude.
After this and Rogan's Death Star set, I’m thinking TX designers are into the racing car bed look.
Anyone else immediately think Knights of the round gut table?
They're podcasting in an empty shoe store
Nadav back in the day: "Yes sir, right away."
Nadav now: "I'm tryna get this fuckin paper, dawg".
Brett's right on the Whataburger pronunciation. No one says "what-a-burger" they all say "wottaburger".
Yes! I'm glad someone said it cause I was on Bert's side for this. No one pronounces it "what-a-burger". It's all one word
Water burger
I grew up in the midwest and have always called it what a burger. I moved to Louisiana and everyone thought I was crazy because everyone down south calls it wattaburger
@@reefchiefer yeah b/c you’re crazy
Borf is right… for once
Only Bert can get a hangover and say “This is why I’m like David Goggins” and actually be serious.
For two rich guys they sure do dress like dorks Tom acts like he’s got fashion sense what is that ish he’s wearing looks like a fN idiot, And Burt makes him look a fashion god😂
i love how he brought fashion in this lol damn let people live
@@auraglasswerks4900 sounds like you been hanging on to this insult for awhile... Who actually cares about fashion?
@@shoonger001 I care about fashion and I think Burnt has been looking great lately.
@@auraglasswerks4900 like dorks? They have on normal comfy clothes chomo
The way Tom laughs to himself about how much Burnt talks while he’s talking
I just always hope that Tim knows that we too, are chuckling and shaking our collective heads as an audience as well ahahahha
“Weird best friend Tom” - Anthony Jeselnik
Brent was way too drunk this episode
I love how they end with the I love you's to each other. True Friends For Life
Burnt should do The Cabin part II but instead of a bunch of comedians spending time with him, it should be a bunch of other addicts. And they're all sober the whole time. And there are addiction specialists to help them. Rehab, he should do rehab.
Watch his chat with Nick Kroll on Bertcast, he asks about Mulaney's intervention all giddy with excitement and Kroll is disgusted.
And play the show on intervention
Lame🙄
@@JR-rz1br that was actually disgusting and annoying but Nick didn’t really show many signs of being “disgusted”. Not that he wasn’t. He for SURE was. I’m just saying he made sure not to show it visibly and Bert who can’t read social cues apparently didn’t notice lol
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Bert: I don't have any food sensitivities.
Also Bert, mere seconds later: hot sauce fucks me up 6 hours after I eat it.
I'm honestly so frustrated for Nadav that the whole setup from last episode just casually got brushed under the rug and now became a "whatever."
What setup?
I'm so disappointed! I listened to that ep at the gym and felt so motivated to get fit with Patty. Between the workouts, the blind date concept, the live show, the money... they had months worth of content. Now they're floating 215 by November? So he has to lose like 4lbs a month? I need some answers...
Fat people gonna fat.
Probably because what they were proposing was an absolute train wreck/not safe.
@@kendallleingang Its incredible how much weight you can lose if you just train your body to burn fat. I lost 20lbs in one month and felt amazing. Went to the doctors and had a flawless report card from him... I feel like the "not safe" part of this is kind of stuck in the past and doesn't reflect how good modern nutrition/exercise is.
Listening to Brent is like having 6 poorly written books in front of you and opening up each book to a random page and reading half a paragraph and then switching books.
Exactly
What a weirdly apt description
100%
🤣🤣
This needs to be pinned
The only thing that could break Goggins down is listening to Bert for seven minutes.
Hahaha I wonder if Goggins could handle him
This was great… 95% brent talking and 5% Tom. A real dialog going.
Cry about it
With the white background of the new set you can definitely see how red Burnt’s face is getting
Alcohol tends to do that, you can see the bloat too
Like Chris Farley driving the bus on Billy Madison.
Ugliest studio ever.
That’s super cool that the podcast is now being filmed in some office at the Bespin mining facility.
Looks more like Hoth to me #nerdbullshit
Kamino
Tom: "I just wanted to thank all the fans for preordering my boo..."
Barf: "Anyway, about my movie"
Still counting down to the "AA intervention in the Bear Cave" episode. Tom cant keep ignoring it.
The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. The cause of death from Small Pox wasn't acne-like cysts. That's not enough to kill anyone. The cause of death was PNEUMONIA. A specific death fright soldiers and Indians felt due to them attacking each other during this traumatic period in time. These were the only people who had Small Pox. A vaccine only stopped the acne cysts from forming, which is basically a histamine response. Pneumonia still develops and cannot be stopped or vaccinated against. It's like trying to vaccinate your body to prevent it from healing a bruise or a cut. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.
Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?!
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
For Andrew Schulz just did it with Bobby Lee so it's probably coming as soon as Andrew comes on
@@jemiiam Bobby Lee has so many issues that drinking has to be #55 on the list.
@@jemiiam There are a few more podcasts he should hit if he is telling ppl to go to rehab.
Or the YMH episode Tom turns to the camera to say in other news, 2B1C will be going on a hiatus for awhile because Bert has finally agreed to get the help everyone knew he always needed. Or because Bert is AWOL off the rails because LeeAnne finally got tired of it and took off. Either or because something's gotta give
I understand this is delayed. But. Bert opening this podcast asking “which celebrity should I be friends with?” a DAY after Tom posted Brad Pitt in his dressing room on Insta is so fucking perfect.
I love how Bert just thinks people wait around for his calls lmfaooo
48:30 Tom pumping the breaks on Brett creating, in any other work environment, a legitimate HR nightmere lmfao
Ya kno i wish they did like a real cave theme...have cavemen drawings on the wall of bert shitting in his hand and of tom broken on the ground, some fish laying around and drop rocks hangin from the ceiling, and their chairs could be boulders
Yea this just looks like another generic modern podcast set, with the added bonus of the white walls really making Beet’s red face shine
That would honestly be so much better than this generic garbage.
That would of looked cool. I cant stand this new set. From the trash design to the "lets make it more hip hop for toms side and hats for berts side" haha lacks creativity and the obvious
This would be dope. I feel like all these Podcasters are using the same contractor/designer to build their studios and whoever they are they're leading them all in the wrong direction lol
@@ryanirving3388 yeah they going for a gamer type studio...like "well ninja and whoever has it look like a spaceship so it must be cool"
Bert: my wife is probably being boring elsewhere
Also Bert: wanna hear one of the same 4 stories I’ve told 6 times each for the last 3 months on podcasts
You listen to multiple bert podcasts....?
Can we just call this show what it is, “Bert shows us how Adult ADHD and Severe Mania manifest in an alcoholic” 👍
Finally an accurate take on Brent, instead of everyone shitting on him incorrectly. Im all for shitting on him but do it right
I’m 32 and was recently diagnosed with ADHD I’d bet everything that I have that he has it too. Also his daughter was just diagnosed with APD which I was diagnosed with before ADHD 40% of people with ADHD have both . Where’s Dr.Drew when you need him ?! The struggles of ADHD are no joke hopefully he gets help to better understand himself .
And cool hats. Bart always has the best hats.
100%
@@alyssamary7132 congratulations on being able to type all of this with your debilitating condition. You're just like David Goggins.
Nice super villain hideout! Tom is Lex Luthor because he’s now bald and Bert is Deathstroke because we worry for him
Death by stroke*
@@ProfessorDrutonium well played
@@ProfessorDrutonium Death bi stroke*
Borf talks a lot about naked dudes these days
Idk I'm getting more Gorilla Grodd vibes from Bert minus the hyper intelligence
Bizzaro
When Tom sighs, I know he’s picturing leaping over the table and stapling barnts mouth shut. Me too Tom.
I’ve been having a rough go with depression, 6 min in you guys put a smile on my face . Thanks boys for keeping me laughing And reminding me to lighten and laugh .
I'm sorry you're going through it my friend. Do something nice for yourself, this doesn't last forever.
Everything gon C alright 🖐🏼🖐🏼
Take it a day at a time, you’re important too.
It may not seem like it now, but shit gets better, just be genuine.
It’s gonna get better man, I promise. Go do something for yourself today 👊🏼
Tom is slowly transitioning Bret into a hospital room
Bert has no idea like a frog in boiling water 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll never forget in a recent episode where Tom told Bert he looks like he was lost at sea for a while......incredible accurate, especially this episode
Can’t wait to get news that Bart is expecting a child with Tom’s maid and that he is moving to Austin to start a new life.
He already has...this episode was filmed 2 weeks ago 😂😂
Bert is so hurt that LeeAnn told him to cut one of his "great" stories. I'm sure she did us all a favor
Lookin like he was about to cry. Big baby can't handle criticism
notice how Tom didn't defend it
"I was partying in Salt........ The place we went skiing".. 🤦♂️ this dude lmao
Can't believe they waited that long for the new studio. I could've just put 2 ice cube trays behind them and call it good 🤣
Cool J?
Brett has hit a new level of delusion: “I’ve got a bit of Goggins mentality inside of me”
No I agree with him, it’s just a David Goggins mentality for being a degenerate instead of a Navy SEAL
@@WBOMBS1232 "I drink more by 6 AM than most people drink ALL DAY!"
Stay Fat!!
@@WBOMBS1232 LMAO I agree, the mentality is there but all for the wrong reasons
I'm in tears on the last conversation about Whataburger where Tom keeps trying to gently explain it to Bert, "Buddy..."
10 minutes in and Brent has gone over about 38 different topics. It’s like a cat chasing multiple laser pointers.
Also what was the deal at 1:22:00? What was that awkward jab that Bert took at Tom that didn’t land and then Tom looked all awkward in the eyes. What was that? Someone watch it and tell me. Yeahhhhh…. I’m getting bad vibes from this. Something is gonna break or something, I get vibes from the end of this pod.
38 topics from a month ago... shit was taped a month ago!
@@barclaylosse8189 k. Relevant?
am i the only one around here who realizes Bert has blatant ADHD. its so obvious
@@boonanaman2739 yeah, You're The One and Only
To me it seemed like burnt realized he may be stepping on Tom's old jokes.
I saw Bert greet his wife when she was pulling into the parking location where his tour bus was and he was flexing for her arrival, and now I know he flexes after his arrival too.
Tom mocking Enny is the funniest thing I've seen on 2 bears in a while. And Bert was completely oblivious to it
Bert’s right about Whataburger!! Tom is also right because that’s how it’s spelled. I grew up with everyone calling it “Waterburger”
yep, its strange to be like, Im pretty sure Burnt is correct.
Because it was prolly in an accent, Bart is just illiterate along with a slew of southern folk….
Yes
Every woman that has teeth. "She is so fucking HOT" - Bart
The pro gamers ones was best
Usually I find Brent talking over Tom hilarious but this one was rough 😂
This isn't how I thought the new 2 Bears studio would look. I thought it was going to be like a log cabin or something lol
There must be something about building a set in Austin that makes you fuck up completely.
Kind of lost it's charm
Tbh not into it.... looks like espn
On today’s episode Bert will explain exactly what’s wrong with him and forget it by next episode and have a breakthrough that happiness makes him happy
The studio matches Barts' personality, all over the place.
Nadav's laughter is too quiet now! Makes me realize how integral his laugh was to the mood of the show!
The new decor is shit.
@@Pladderkasse I like it
Nadav’s laugh is the worst part of the show.
@@TKOConnor1 Seriously? It looks like the cheapest Star Wars for your kids room installations, you could possibly find. It also leave the room feeling "cold" and almost hospital like. Each to his own, I guess.
@@braytonmiller3832 agreed
It’s so funny how fast Bert has aged compared to Tom like Bert looks like he aged 10 years in just 3 years
Idk if it's funny, kinda sad in account that I love these guys and their content across every platform. I'm really glad that Tom doesn't seem to be off his game too much after his father passing. My condolences to all of Big Poppas loved ones btw!
Berts like 5 years older than Tom don't forget
Honestly, go back and watch some of toms early stuff. He hit the "quick aging" period quicker it seems like.
Tom went from looking 30 to 45 in like 5 years. 🤣
I never said I want blart to die I’m just saying every episode he looks closer to death does he not look swollen and red as shit?! This is a guy that’s quoted saying “I’ve passed out from coughing”
@@Side_quests_Simon thats just the kool-aid doin its job.
Nothing to worry about.
I work at a restaurant and we make a creamy, green, hot sauce. It's jalapeño, lime juice, cilantro, garlic, and parmasean. Blend all that until its smooth, then mix it together with mayo and season to taste. It sounds weird but everyone loves it. Piss on me, beat me, try it out.
42 minutes in…. Yet another episode of 2 Berts, No Tom.
😂
It’s getting harder and harder and I’m starting to hate Burnt 🤷♂️
@@joshuadewez1732 Same, Bert literally ruins the entire thing for me now, which stinks, cause Tom is a legend
Bert: "I destroyed that pussy"
Bert: "It lasted about 15 seconds"
😆😂😆😂
"Back the fuck up rogan!" Lmao I fucking love this man!!
That was not a legit spit take, that was Bert marking his territory.
Yeah, but referencing the after-sex (if you can call 15 seconds that) photo, doesn't Brent usually just mark his territory with jizz?
Love the new studio but I would like the booth boys audio to be a little louder. Their laughs get me every time :)
First time I've seen Enni being clowned on. lmao 1:03:43
He deserves it
When Tom mocked Enny and it showed Ennys surprised faced lmaoo had me dying.
Can't believe this is the only comment I could find lol shit was hilarious
@@benjamintrahin9571 ik I was hoping to see more of it
Tom had ZERO remorse for that venom he spit! Shit had me rolling and enny and nadav both looked like “oh shit, he’s mad”
Finally a real cave. Now we can get a Tom cutout and Bert can just talk to the echos.
Underrated comment
Ya kno i wish they did like a real cave theme...have cavemen drawings on the wall of bert shitting in his hand and of tom broken on the ground, some fish laying around and drop rocks hangin from the ceiling, and their chairs could be boulders
@@thebkstank2095 How is it an underrated comment??...he made it less than an hour ago.
@@jemiiam yes! That's what I thought. A big cave studio, damn. Coulda woulda shoulda
@@megyskermike* underrated observation 😆* when speaking in quips and cliches goes wrong
Loving the new set, really brings the Bert together.
Bruce is actually right in the Whataburger debate. Here in Texas, we say it almost like 'Waterburger'.
There's a whole mess of shit we proudly pronounce without regard to phonetics. Brazos = Braz•us, Manchaca = Man•shack, Bosque = Boss•key, Leakey = Lay•key , Guadalupe = Gwad•ah•loop, etc.
100% lol
@@baileybonesy refugio
@@rustypotato9064 That's a great one, where does the other "r" come from? Fuckin love it.
For real! Who cares how they pronounce it, it's wahtaburger all day every day.
It’s cute seeing Tom think a new set means he’ll get a word in.
😂😂
Huge fan guys been watching since day one!!!! I love the new studio and how much the product has grown. The one thing that I feel needs to change is in the previous studio whenever something hilarious happened you can hear muffle nadav cracking up. Now it’s a lot harder to hear and in my opinion it’s a great part of the show. Just a thought thanks guys can’t wait for new specials
If Bert doesn't want people thinking he cheats on his wife, he should probably stop openly fantasizing about cheating on his wife for weeks on end.
If he doesn’t get it out here it’ll surely become a reality
Bert is a dreamer, Leanne is a doer.
Who says he doesn't want people thinking that
@@DiceKrispy years
Who would get with bert first of all.... He's punching way up with Leeanne
Burt: starts talking about insightful things and happiness
Tom: "Did you bring any weed?"
For the Whataburger debate. As someone who grew up in south Texas, you guys are both right. It is called What A Burger but when people in the south say it, it sounds like waterburger. It’s partially due to the accents and our tendency to say things fast. One of the best episodes, keep it up, love you guys
Bird's hoodie looks like a rectal prolapse
Oh boy,another chance to hear every single thought from Bart's puddin' head.
I am so over Barts constant stream of thought instead of actually doing it fucking podcast... why else is Tom there?
So why are you still here listening?
@@addamaewalker7420 So why are you still here listening?
@@verycoolguy5947 no critiques allowed, only listen and repeat funny phrase
The Nadav weight loss episode was nearly intolerable for me bc of Chryslers nonstop rambling
Tom's shocked reactions to Bart's random ridiculous comments are the best bits :'D
I'm sure it's been said before but if they ever make a live action Simpsons, Bert needs to be cast as Homer.
Ive said it, idk if id cast him but for now i will say his homerness is his appeal but also hes far more cringey then homer
Tom would be a better Homer. Bret as Barney...a more drunk version
As someone who has heard the “I Find Lost Things” story live on the drive-in tour.. that bit definitely needs to go in a special Bert. Been wondering when I would hear it again
agreed
Dude those were the worst shows of all time. And yes I went to one. That opener Dave… woof
@@kylebeam4003 Sounds like you are just a negative person.
@@kylebeam4003 you sound like someone who isn't allowed near dogs or playgrounds for the same reason.
I actually saw that bit live years ago at the comedy store and it didn’t do good w the crowd. Assuming he’s made it better over the past 3 years
New studio looks dope i wonder how long till berts side is filthy.
Yay another episode of Bert saying he wants to move to Austin and the classic game of who would Bert cheat on his wife with this week if he could? 😂
That’s what happens when they bank a half dozen episodes.
and also about his weight half the episode.
I “love” that no matter what part of the video you skip to, 99% of the time Brent is talking over Tom. Try it.
Bert's meme should be the one his dad told him "YOURE NOT GREAT...SHUT THE FUCK UP" 😂😂😂
I like how every episode is just creeping closer and closer to Berts divorce 😂😂😂
Bruce trying to figure out how to say whatabuger, tells tom “you’re talking over it”
Tom literally didn’t say a word 😂😂😂
1:03:36 Enny "hot sauce is the best"
Surprised they invested in a studio with Bert’s recent dramatic decline in health
It's a gamble for sure^^
Is he more unhealthy than normal
@@Macandfam probably not, but he did look rough in this one
@@TheKnutification he look like tomato
The road will do that.
I miss the old setup... this is too professional.. bears need caves!
It’s more polar bear and less hairy bear 🙁
the set makes no sense
1:03:40 “hot sauce is the best” moment
This show has just turned into a showcase of Bert’s mind deteriorating
Bert will break Goggin's soul in 30 days.
LMFAO!!
"It literally is that, what you're saying that it's not"
Bert is right with What-a-burger! its the inflection on the words that is different!
Being from Texas Bert is correctly pronouncing whataburger and Tom is saying how other states would say it.
I live in Houston and we have Never said Water-burger! Tom is Right
I also live in Houston and say it like Bert.
Yes
Lol so I know everyone says this but damn you all are right, this show should be called 2 bears one mouth 🤣
I absolutely love hearing the guys in the background laughing their asses off. Adds another great dimension to an already great pod 😂
Yeah I think they have a laugh track button for that it's not always genuine and it repeats if you listen to it carefully..so Hollywood at times
@@TheKenBro idk about on here but you can always here Nadav and the booth laughing on Your Moms House when they say something funny
At one point bert was telling 4 stories at once bouncing between all of them. Now that is talent.
“Buddy it’s What-A-Burger” 😂😂😂 Tim summoning his inner Top Dawg! RIP Top Dawg!
it's amazing to me that Bert manages to maintain a single friendship.
That's why he pays everyone who has to be around him
You know this podcast is pretty funny when Tom gets included in
I swear when Tom gave the "Dude, you're not gonna get there" speech, that was definitely what he wants to say to people lmao
According to Brent, socialism is when people break babies’ noses when they are born. Honestly I thought him describing socialism would be more further off than that so I’m impressed!
Honestly, close enough
@@MrZeroBrains found brent
The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. The cause of death from Small Pox wasn't acne-like cysts. That's not enough to kill anyone. The cause of death was PNEUMONIA. A specific death fright soldiers and Indians felt due to them attacking each other during this traumatic period in time. These were the only people who had Small Pox. A vaccine only stopped the acne cysts from forming, which is basically a histamine response. Pneumonia still develops and cannot be stopped or vaccinated against. It's like trying to vaccinate your body to prevent it from healing a bruise or a cut. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.
Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?!
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
Its low key a great way to sum it up
Barts face is looking ROUGH. I give it two more episodes before his head turns into a strawberry.
🤣 stop it..common
Great new eppie boys! I was really pulling for Bert on the WATTAburger argument lol.
Making the studio white was a mistake. There’s going to be a huge brown spot on Bret’s side soon.
S'True.