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  • @farahabdellatif8055
    @farahabdellatif8055 11 месяцев назад +2141

    "I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words" bothers me to no end.

    • @andrewdowns9047
      @andrewdowns9047 11 месяцев назад +303

      I know right? "Im a poet and didn't even know it" is literally right there.

    • @yoyohan9
      @yoyohan9 11 месяцев назад +8

      Fr

    • @ickle1790
      @ickle1790 11 месяцев назад +164

      I love how much it bothers me, it's so character fitting for holt

    • @dazeddyke
      @dazeddyke 11 месяцев назад +27

      ​@ickle1790 exactly, literal icks, and so captain dad.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 11 месяцев назад

      Lol except the character wouldn't have said it that way ​@@andrewdowns9047

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 11 месяцев назад +1448

    Holt celebrating Wunch's death never gets old

    • @souptikb7
      @souptikb7 11 месяцев назад +40

      Bagel! Bagel! Bagel! Love that line!

    • @godwinrodriguez1012
      @godwinrodriguez1012 11 месяцев назад +8

      Holt trowing bagel

    • @Infernape1998
      @Infernape1998 11 месяцев назад +11

      I know what will cheer you up. Wunch is dead. Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!

    • @doogsiekomstop
      @doogsiekomstop 10 месяцев назад +6

      As Wuntch says when she see deodorant, I'm not buying it.

    • @tisya8572
      @tisya8572 9 месяцев назад +2

      Surprised to see me?
      Well, I didn't say Bloody Mary three times. So, yes.

  • @Longbajubi
    @Longbajubi 11 месяцев назад +469

    "Take me to the land of vending machines" and "VINDICATIOOOON" gotta be the best.

    • @76robrob
      @76robrob 11 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂 popping the balloon arch.... the faces..omg ..couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂...

  • @Windyfur_WCUE
    @Windyfur_WCUE 11 месяцев назад +569

    Rose laughing at Holt's Wuntch puns are gold.

  • @olatundedave
    @olatundedave 11 месяцев назад +477

    "Carly will be the first to go" gets me everytime 😂😂
    RIP Andre Braugher 🕊️

    • @Samira12_
      @Samira12_ 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Dailymeme-m4e
    @Dailymeme-m4e 11 месяцев назад +1080

    Live high Andre Braugher we will always miss you 🕊️ 1962-2023

    • @MrMrMrTurtle
      @MrMrMrTurtle 11 месяцев назад +8

      May you Rest in Peace Andre Braugher

  • @Dominique-q3t
    @Dominique-q3t 11 месяцев назад +455

    “I don’t wanna hangout with some stupid baby whose never met Jake” is sooooo underrated

    • @Samira12_
      @Samira12_ 8 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂 Charles is cutie

  • @KasMbao
    @KasMbao 11 месяцев назад +276

    “Boom did it, had it both ways. No regrets” 😂

  • @Cragiry
    @Cragiry 11 месяцев назад +270

    I love how it's been over 3 years since the show ended, yet they keep uploading. One of the many reasons why people still love this show!

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 11 месяцев назад +9

      ITS BEEN HOW LONG????

    • @Cragiry
      @Cragiry 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@doctorjay8673 Yea! Season 8 was released back in February of 2021, time really does fly.

  • @Chiwalker
    @Chiwalker 11 месяцев назад +118

    I love how a lot of these are Captain Holt, "To put a fine point on it, ya boy's turnt"!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 10 месяцев назад

      Yaassss!

    • @RP16444
      @RP16444 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168
      Queen

  • @jeremyd2676
    @jeremyd2676 11 месяцев назад +123

    The suicide squad line at 4:03 is one of my favorite lines in the entire series

  • @cReAtIvE42name
    @cReAtIvE42name 11 месяцев назад +45

    Holt when Rosa tells him his balloon arch is magnificent: "VIN-DI-CAAA-TIOOOON!!!" cracks me up everytime xD

  • @beatrix-zx7gt
    @beatrix-zx7gt 11 месяцев назад +89

    "get out there and spread my-" "legs." Got me dead 😭😭😭

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 10 месяцев назад +81

    "terry is gonna die saving the president or terry's never gonna die" lol.

    • @teresawimmer4615
      @teresawimmer4615 9 месяцев назад +9

      I just realised that Terry also wants his twins to become president. If this comes true, he'd die protecting his daughter(s).

  • @dylanstanek5266
    @dylanstanek5266 11 месяцев назад +56

    “New yorks finest just got a whole lot finer” deserves more recognition

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 11 месяцев назад +156

    When Jake and Gina walked in with those disguises on, I just immediately thought of “Daddy.”😉🤣
    I 👏 too 👏 know 👏 how 👏 to 👏 clap 👏 back 👏.
    Also, that internal bleeding joke is always hilarious.😂😂😂

    • @MaskMarilac
      @MaskMarilac 11 месяцев назад

      This is not really about the subject, but isn't "too" a word that should only be used at the end of the sentence? I thought the correct way to say that phrase was "I ALSO know how to clap back"

    • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
      @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@MaskMarilac I had “Also” originally, but since you’re supposed to clap on each syllable, I would have had to break it up into “Al” and “so.”😕 I’ve heard “too” being used like that and at the end of a sentence, so both I think are correct, but I’m not going to claim to be an expert on proper grammar.😅

  • @BeckyM2000
    @BeckyM2000 11 месяцев назад +97

    Best moments is when Terry describes the squad's movements as gazelles and Terry has a go at Charles for stew exploding and saying "I'm not dying in a stew making accident".🤣😂

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 10 месяцев назад +71

    I have said "Yipi kayak other buckets" when i won a game of monopoly and everyone was absolutely befuddled.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 10 месяцев назад +8

      So you’re saying you need better friends?

    • @eknathkhandelwal6810
      @eknathkhandelwal6810 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168 Gold Reply mate 😂
      And may I say correct too

  • @sophelious
    @sophelious 11 месяцев назад +172

    BAgEL ! bAGel ! BAGEL ! ! !

    • @joy_banerjee
      @joy_banerjee 11 месяцев назад +5

      Sir, I am loving this colour on you

  • @Ghostlysuicune
    @Ghostlysuicune 11 месяцев назад +45

    “YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY” classic 😂 rip captain holt 😭

    • @MrMrMrTurtle
      @MrMrMrTurtle 11 месяцев назад +2

      Rip Captain Raymond Holt 🫡

    • @godwinrodriguez1012
      @godwinrodriguez1012 8 месяцев назад

      When mess with his fluffy boy you unleash the beast with in

  • @mainly_marvel
    @mainly_marvel 11 месяцев назад +594

    "get woke scully" always gets me 😭

    • @krasher100
      @krasher100 11 месяцев назад +13

      Free Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @mainly_marvel
      @mainly_marvel 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@krasher100 🇵🇸❤️

    • @anthonythatcherchurchilled285
      @anthonythatcherchurchilled285 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@mainly_marvelWhere would you like it freed? What part of it is currently occupied (besides Jordan which, although established as a Palestinian state, is not an object of your lot’s criticism).

    • @dieversitea
      @dieversitea 11 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@anthonythatcherchurchilled285 free as in not being under attack not the freed as in freeing sheep into a field

    • @davidmartin5145
      @davidmartin5145 11 месяцев назад +15

      Stephanie Beatiriz said that scene was hard to film because Dirk Blocker kept saying “Woke up, Scully” by mistake

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 11 месяцев назад +69

    "It would have been 20 but we only got 14"
    "That's not enough arrests"
    "Well no one asked you its a self evaluation" 😂 i know he's gross and everything but its lines like those, that make me love Hitchcock

    • @ArabicLover101
      @ArabicLover101 10 месяцев назад +2

      Haha yeah sometimes he can just say that he has worked very long in the 99!

    • @Samira12_
      @Samira12_ 8 месяцев назад

      His way of saying that makes it more funny lol his dialouge delivery is too good

  • @that-lux-runner
    @that-lux-runner 11 месяцев назад +489

    You're missing "Bone?!?!“

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 10 месяцев назад +4

      Thanks for the warning lol

    • @aylac3144
      @aylac3144 10 месяцев назад +32

      you said it wrong its "BOOOONE!?!?!?!"

    • @that-lux-runner
      @that-lux-runner 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@aylac3144 You are absolutely right! My bad 😁

    • @tisya8572
      @tisya8572 9 месяцев назад +14

      HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

    • @familiaestprimum
      @familiaestprimum 9 месяцев назад +2

      How dare them

  • @Broken_Bolts
    @Broken_Bolts 11 месяцев назад +36

    love how the only time Rosa laughs is when Holt makes fun of Wunch

  • @janhavigupta112
    @janhavigupta112 10 месяцев назад +34

    "no one asked you, it's a self-evaluation" the rare moment where hitchcock wasn't living in delusion

  • @theholycessna553
    @theholycessna553 11 месяцев назад +35

    “We’re on strike”
    “Your eating potato chips”
    “Chips don’t count, my doctor says they have zero nutritional value” gets me every time 😂

  • @Samira12_
    @Samira12_ 8 месяцев назад +12

    1:11 "get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line" LMAO😂😂

  • @Randoom101
    @Randoom101 11 месяцев назад +114

    Holt: Who are you, William Wonka?

  • @TheGentlemanDuelist
    @TheGentlemanDuelist 11 месяцев назад +21

    Every time I see those big bakery-made bagels I think of Holt yelling "BAGEL!" and it never fails to make me laugh

  • @echo5344
    @echo5344 11 месяцев назад +24

    Andre Braugher made this show. best captain holt there ever was and we will always remember him. fly high sir 🕊 fly high

  • @nhd6128
    @nhd6128 11 месяцев назад +28

    "Carly will be the first to go..." - me, everytime I hear the name Carly

  • @jacobrose-janes9750
    @jacobrose-janes9750 11 месяцев назад +53

    Sarcastic Holt and Kevin are golden (yass Queen gets a special shout out), that's where the blood's supposed to be, better mouth, Boil cursing out his own shadow, and when Terry yells at Boil, "Now Boil!" was not in this list, but is my favourite beside the soup explosion.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 11 месяцев назад +4

      Boyle not Boil

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 10 месяцев назад +1

      Do You Know What It Means To "Clap Back", Raymond? Because.👏🏾I.👏🏾Do.👏🏾

  • @Dominique-q3t
    @Dominique-q3t 11 месяцев назад +24

    “Cursing out my own shadow for hanging out with a loser like me” Boyle😂😂

  • @dewberrystar
    @dewberrystar 11 месяцев назад +13

    My favorite quote will always be Holt's extremely sassy "Yasss, Queen" 🤌 but "Yippie kayak, other buckets" is a very close second 😅

  • @BenDaUnicorn
    @BenDaUnicorn 11 месяцев назад +43

    I actually did watch this video on mute and I’m ashamed at how many of these scenes I laughed at even without sound😂

    • @drartemisa21
      @drartemisa21 11 месяцев назад

      Don't ever be ashamed of that ❤😂

  • @zellalaing5439
    @zellalaing5439 11 месяцев назад +18

    The Wunch is dead episode is the most amazing Diaz and Holt duo.

  • @AmericanBullyMMA
    @AmericanBullyMMA 10 месяцев назад +9

    “As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant: I’m not buying it”

  • @lalamichelle39
    @lalamichelle39 11 месяцев назад +272

    “Ya’ll are hella specific” one of my favorite lines 😂

    • @rosestarred
      @rosestarred 11 месяцев назад +2

      use it all the time ahahhaa

  • @Samira12_
    @Samira12_ 8 месяцев назад +3

    5:53 "The only thing you won last heist is a lifetime of medicore heterosexual intercourse with Jake" LMAOO love how savage Holt gets when he's competing

  • @lchigoKurosaki
    @lchigoKurosaki 11 месяцев назад +6

    So great, i really appreciate this channel still going with this. they could easily stop

  • @kieran7675
    @kieran7675 11 месяцев назад +7

    Jake as a character using Yahoo answers is SO perfect

  • @sp_key
    @sp_key 11 месяцев назад +61

    ya boy’s turnt.

  • @Lasota2202
    @Lasota2202 9 месяцев назад +2

    the whole “my goodness i’m very intoxicated” scene was just amazing haha rest in power king

  • @nanichristine84
    @nanichristine84 2 месяца назад +1

    Be👏🏽 cause 👏🏽 I 👏🏽 do 👏🏽 😂😂😂😂 GETS ME EVERY TIME

  • @toxic_misery6369
    @toxic_misery6369 10 месяцев назад +11

    I’m genuinely surprised that “number 5, number 5 killed my brother” “oh I completely forgot about that” isn’t on there

  • @MikeTaffet
    @MikeTaffet 11 месяцев назад +13

    “Oh, you’re police? Name one law.”

  • @leonard1515
    @leonard1515 11 месяцев назад +17

    It's one bun to none son 😂😂

  • @anju43458
    @anju43458 11 месяцев назад +11

    10:19 I can't believe that I didn't notice the oil painting of Holt behind Kevin, aww ❤

    • @dyanaprinze
      @dyanaprinze 9 месяцев назад +1

      Terry painted it at Amy's request in an earlier episode.

  • @Leah_Newton
    @Leah_Newton 11 месяцев назад +6

    The Suicide Squad reference ages like fine wine and it still goes well with many new Suicide Squad release.

  • @peachukii
    @peachukii 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Sticks and stones Raymond."
    "Describing your breakfast?"
    THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AMONG ALL THE BICKERING THEY HAD

  • @b4dger_plays
    @b4dger_plays 9 месяцев назад +3

    There's like 20 pages... And why is it in all caps?
    "So I remember to yell it" makes me laugh way harder than it should

  • @sauravbanerjee3552
    @sauravbanerjee3552 11 месяцев назад +11

    That scene with captain and cheddar, 🥲

  • @maddisonfeatherstone6018
    @maddisonfeatherstone6018 11 месяцев назад +22

    Be👏🏻cause👏🏻 I👏🏻do👏🏻

  • @Samira12_
    @Samira12_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    "oohh Vitamin B, the second best Vitamin" MY PERSONAL FAVE FROM JAKE LMAO😂

  • @jamesblazer9836
    @jamesblazer9836 5 месяцев назад +2

    "The only thing that's a little much around here is your scrawled on eyebrows. Yeesh."

  • @calebjohnson7587
    @calebjohnson7587 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Who are you? William Wonka?”
    The sass is unmatched.

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 11 месяцев назад +30

    Love you,Captain!
    🫡 🕊️

  • @snorlaxmunch8675
    @snorlaxmunch8675 11 месяцев назад +19

    Rosa- Oh my god captain she is magnificent
    Holt- VINDICATION!!!!!!

  • @quezdonivey5518
    @quezdonivey5518 10 месяцев назад +8

    9:57 Anyways ima go cry in the bathroom Peace out homies 😂😂

  • @Crochet-Fish
    @Crochet-Fish 11 месяцев назад +24

    We miss Captain Raymond Holt🙏

  • @oishirley
    @oishirley 7 месяцев назад +1

    “Get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line” goes so hard! 😂

  • @Entropy__
    @Entropy__ 11 месяцев назад +7

    Andre coaching the flute is top tier :D

  • @JoeyDoingThings
    @JoeyDoingThings 5 месяцев назад +1

    Holt’s “Vindication!” was one of my favorite moments.

  • @ellefromm
    @ellefromm 10 месяцев назад +2

    my baby sister got me a laptop sticker of holt saying “vindication” after i said it was my favorite line

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Carly will be the first to go.”
    Iconic.

  • @Izawwlgood
    @Izawwlgood 10 месяцев назад +3

    Rosa cackles are perfect. Both vindictive and ruthless and charming and appropriate.
    But nothing one ups Holt screaming VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDICATION

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 10 месяцев назад

      BOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

  • @Shriya.G-lb4hp
    @Shriya.G-lb4hp 11 месяцев назад +6

    Watched on mute, couldnt remember some of them,time to watch again.

  • @Ookamikage13
    @Ookamikage13 6 месяцев назад

    I can hear the thumbnail before clicking to watch 😂💕 love this video

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 10 месяцев назад +7

    "wario cheats" HE DOES.

  • @StephanieYoung-ob3ui
    @StephanieYoung-ob3ui 9 месяцев назад +2

    “It’s one bund to none, son!’ 🤣

  • @jaimee32
    @jaimee32 11 месяцев назад

    Definitely one of my favorite vids of yours so far!! Keep it up :)

  • @Dayvit78
    @Dayvit78 10 месяцев назад +2

    Since there's no BOOOOOOOOOOONE, I'll have to take BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL as a substitute. It's surprisingly calming.

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 11 месяцев назад +5

    *Regards have been given, captain Holt* 😢❤

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 10 месяцев назад +2

    Say "get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line" in random hotels and stuff just to see what happens.

  • @StevenWalker-z4b
    @StevenWalker-z4b 6 месяцев назад

    This was really helpful, thanks for sharing!

  • @Dailymeme-m4e
    @Dailymeme-m4e 11 месяцев назад +9

    It's so good we need another season

    • @MrMrMrTurtle
      @MrMrMrTurtle 11 месяцев назад +3

      Unfortunately without Holt though. May you rest in peace Andre Braugher

    • @Dailymeme-m4e
      @Dailymeme-m4e 11 месяцев назад

      True ​@@MrMrMrTurtle

  • @anju43458
    @anju43458 11 месяцев назад +6

    Charles, it was nice to be your friend
    Terry, I will visit you in prison 😂

  • @LifeofJamesRB
    @LifeofJamesRB 11 месяцев назад +7

    VINDICATION 😂

  • @dazeddyke
    @dazeddyke 11 месяцев назад

    This is one of the best compilations I've seen. In a show full of quotable lines, this is the ☝🏾 🎆🎆

  • @thejordanchronicles6715
    @thejordanchronicles6715 7 месяцев назад +1

    ‘You are a stone cold atrocity’ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FurikusHex
    @FurikusHex 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Let me take stock. My equilibrium is askew, my vision is...partially impaired and I'm clearly slurring my words. To put a fine point on it....your boys turnt."
    God dammit that always sends me.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 11 месяцев назад +9

    Sterling K. Brown really needed more episode time. He was as great as Judy.

    • @uniquely_kylee1859
      @uniquely_kylee1859 11 месяцев назад +1

      Uhhhh not the same people

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 11 месяцев назад

      @@uniquely_kylee1859 I know you effing moron. Smoke more meth. I’ve seen Craig Robinson live. I’d ask you if you have, but you clearly couldn’t afford the tickets. Also, only plebes begin sentences with any variation of “uh.” Absolute clown.

  • @nivo25
    @nivo25 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm surprised that these two lines didn't make it into this video:
    First is when Holt said to Amy "Because the cleavage hides the camera with its curves"
    And the second one is "BABUSHKAAAAAAAA"

  • @Nanadulset123
    @Nanadulset123 6 месяцев назад +1

    Booooooneeeee has to be the best thing(I mean bestest of the best) moment for me

  • @mainly_marvel
    @mainly_marvel 11 месяцев назад +12

    0:23
    kevin: everyone's plans seem.. lovely
    scully: oh hitchcock and i didn't say ours
    kevin: how unfortunate.
    the way they both looked down in disappointment in unison 😭😭😭

  • @osmanmuratdemir5952
    @osmanmuratdemir5952 11 месяцев назад +4

    Charles it’s been very nice being your friend, Terry I’ll visit you in prison 😂

  • @joysamuel1841
    @joysamuel1841 7 месяцев назад

    "Now I know how Salieri felt" is a deep one.

  • @basileldho9846
    @basileldho9846 5 месяцев назад

    Posting these quotes without their buildup scenes or setups is the best way to edge a whole fanbase

  • @Soullsent
    @Soullsent 9 месяцев назад +1

    "vinDiCATIONNNNNN" one thing i quote daily

  • @fyshfysh
    @fyshfysh 11 месяцев назад

    this is a brilliant compilation, well done 😁

  • @PrinceRioPalace
    @PrinceRioPalace 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:16 WARIO CHEATS!!!
    8:15 TERRY’S GONNA DIE FROM SAVING THE PRESIDENT, OR TERRY’S NEVER GONNA DIE!!!

  • @alecedman1702
    @alecedman1702 6 месяцев назад +1

    BRING ME... a CHARDONNAYYY💅💅✨️

  • @nfsking27
    @nfsking27 9 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that BOOOONNNEEE didnt make the list is tragic

    • @tisya8572
      @tisya8572 9 месяцев назад +1

      HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

  • @TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp
    @TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp 11 месяцев назад +2

    *Captain Holt shows Rosa the Balloon Arch in his Office*
    Rosa: "OMG Captain she's Magnificent!"
    Holt: "VINDICATION!!!!!!!!"
    Me: RIP Andre Braugher you were Hilarious as Captain Holt

  • @karismichelle5842
    @karismichelle5842 11 месяцев назад

    5:08 had to be my favorite line in the show. I was at work when I watched this episode and very loudly cackled at “stone cold atrocity”

  • @kj3105
    @kj3105 11 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that I actually said most of the dialogues with the video 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 10 месяцев назад +4

    BINGPOT! We miss you forever Captain Dad.

  • @IHopegood
    @IHopegood 11 месяцев назад +1

    When a tempo isn’t specified any sane person would default to lento

  • @IRanOutOfPhrases
    @IRanOutOfPhrases 8 месяцев назад

    "All of my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be" is really good.

  • @shinybugg9156
    @shinybugg9156 6 месяцев назад +1

    Terry's gonna die saving the president, or TERRY'S NEVER GONNA DIE!!