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  • @farahabdellatif8055
    @farahabdellatif8055 9 месяцев назад +2089

    "I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words" bothers me to no end.

    • @andrewdowns9047
      @andrewdowns9047 9 месяцев назад +292

      I know right? "Im a poet and didn't even know it" is literally right there.

    • @yoyohan9
      @yoyohan9 9 месяцев назад +8

      Fr

    • @ickle1790
      @ickle1790 9 месяцев назад +158

      I love how much it bothers me, it's so character fitting for holt

    • @dazeddyke
      @dazeddyke 9 месяцев назад +27

      ​@ickle1790 exactly, literal icks, and so captain dad.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 9 месяцев назад

      Lol except the character wouldn't have said it that way ​@@andrewdowns9047

  • @Dailymeme-m4e
    @Dailymeme-m4e 9 месяцев назад +1058

    Live high Andre Braugher we will always miss you 🕊️ 1962-2023

    • @MrMrMrTurtle
      @MrMrMrTurtle 8 месяцев назад +8

      May you Rest in Peace Andre Braugher

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 9 месяцев назад +1410

    Holt celebrating Wunch's death never gets old

    • @souptikb7
      @souptikb7 9 месяцев назад +39

      Bagel! Bagel! Bagel! Love that line!

    • @godwinrodriguez1012
      @godwinrodriguez1012 9 месяцев назад +8

      Holt trowing bagel

    • @Infernape1998
      @Infernape1998 9 месяцев назад +10

      I know what will cheer you up. Wunch is dead. Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!

    • @doogsiekomstop
      @doogsiekomstop 7 месяцев назад +6

      As Wuntch says when she see deodorant, I'm not buying it.

    • @tisya8572
      @tisya8572 6 месяцев назад +2

      Surprised to see me?
      Well, I didn't say Bloody Mary three times. So, yes.

  • @olatundedave
    @olatundedave 9 месяцев назад +459

    "Carly will be the first to go" gets me everytime 😂😂
    RIP Andre Braugher 🕊️

    • @Samira12_
      @Samira12_ 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Longbajubi
    @Longbajubi 9 месяцев назад +449

    "Take me to the land of vending machines" and "VINDICATIOOOON" gotta be the best.

    • @76robrob
      @76robrob 9 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂 popping the balloon arch.... the faces..omg ..couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂...

  • @Cragiry
    @Cragiry 9 месяцев назад +266

    I love how it's been over 3 years since the show ended, yet they keep uploading. One of the many reasons why people still love this show!

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 9 месяцев назад +9

      ITS BEEN HOW LONG????

    • @Cragiry
      @Cragiry 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@doctorjay8673 Yea! Season 8 was released back in February of 2021, time really does fly.

  • @Dominique-q3t
    @Dominique-q3t 9 месяцев назад +421

    “I don’t wanna hangout with some stupid baby whose never met Jake” is sooooo underrated

    • @Samira12_
      @Samira12_ 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂 Charles is cutie

  • @Windyfur_WCUE
    @Windyfur_WCUE 9 месяцев назад +553

    Rose laughing at Holt's Wuntch puns are gold.

  • @KasMbao
    @KasMbao 9 месяцев назад +265

    “Boom did it, had it both ways. No regrets” 😂

  • @Chiwalker
    @Chiwalker 9 месяцев назад +109

    I love how a lot of these are Captain Holt, "To put a fine point on it, ya boy's turnt"!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад

      Yaassss!

    • @RP16444
      @RP16444 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168
      Queen

  • @jeremyd2676
    @jeremyd2676 9 месяцев назад +118

    The suicide squad line at 4:03 is one of my favorite lines in the entire series

  • @that-lux-runner
    @that-lux-runner 9 месяцев назад +481

    You're missing "Bone?!?!“

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 8 месяцев назад +4

      Thanks for the warning lol

    • @aylac3144
      @aylac3144 7 месяцев назад +32

      you said it wrong its "BOOOONE!?!?!?!"

    • @that-lux-runner
      @that-lux-runner 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@aylac3144 You are absolutely right! My bad 😁

    • @tisya8572
      @tisya8572 6 месяцев назад +14

      HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

    • @familiaestprimum
      @familiaestprimum 6 месяцев назад +2

      How dare them

  • @BeckyM2000
    @BeckyM2000 9 месяцев назад +96

    Best moments is when Terry describes the squad's movements as gazelles and Terry has a go at Charles for stew exploding and saying "I'm not dying in a stew making accident".🤣😂

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 8 месяцев назад +68

    I have said "Yipi kayak other buckets" when i won a game of monopoly and everyone was absolutely befuddled.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад +7

      So you’re saying you need better friends?

    • @eknathkhandelwal6810
      @eknathkhandelwal6810 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168 Gold Reply mate 😂
      And may I say correct too

  • @dylanstanek5266
    @dylanstanek5266 9 месяцев назад +53

    “New yorks finest just got a whole lot finer” deserves more recognition

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 8 месяцев назад +72

    "terry is gonna die saving the president or terry's never gonna die" lol.

    • @teresawimmer4615
      @teresawimmer4615 7 месяцев назад +8

      I just realised that Terry also wants his twins to become president. If this comes true, he'd die protecting his daughter(s).

  • @cReAtIvE42name
    @cReAtIvE42name 8 месяцев назад +43

    Holt when Rosa tells him his balloon arch is magnificent: "VIN-DI-CAAA-TIOOOON!!!" cracks me up everytime xD

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 9 месяцев назад +156

    When Jake and Gina walked in with those disguises on, I just immediately thought of “Daddy.”😉🤣
    I 👏 too 👏 know 👏 how 👏 to 👏 clap 👏 back 👏.
    Also, that internal bleeding joke is always hilarious.😂😂😂

    • @MaskMarilac
      @MaskMarilac 9 месяцев назад

      This is not really about the subject, but isn't "too" a word that should only be used at the end of the sentence? I thought the correct way to say that phrase was "I ALSO know how to clap back"

    • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
      @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@MaskMarilac I had “Also” originally, but since you’re supposed to clap on each syllable, I would have had to break it up into “Al” and “so.”😕 I’ve heard “too” being used like that and at the end of a sentence, so both I think are correct, but I’m not going to claim to be an expert on proper grammar.😅

  • @echo5344
    @echo5344 9 месяцев назад +24

    Andre Braugher made this show. best captain holt there ever was and we will always remember him. fly high sir 🕊 fly high

  • @beatrix-zx7gt
    @beatrix-zx7gt 9 месяцев назад +88

    "get out there and spread my-" "legs." Got me dead 😭😭😭

  • @magga553
    @magga553 9 месяцев назад +34

    “We’re on strike”
    “Your eating potato chips”
    “Chips don’t count, my doctor says they have zero nutritional value” gets me every time 😂

  • @jacobrose-janes9750
    @jacobrose-janes9750 9 месяцев назад +52

    Sarcastic Holt and Kevin are golden (yass Queen gets a special shout out), that's where the blood's supposed to be, better mouth, Boil cursing out his own shadow, and when Terry yells at Boil, "Now Boil!" was not in this list, but is my favourite beside the soup explosion.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 9 месяцев назад +4

      Boyle not Boil

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад +1

      Do You Know What It Means To "Clap Back", Raymond? Because.👏🏾I.👏🏾Do.👏🏾

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 9 месяцев назад +68

    "It would have been 20 but we only got 14"
    "That's not enough arrests"
    "Well no one asked you its a self evaluation" 😂 i know he's gross and everything but its lines like those, that make me love Hitchcock

    • @ArabicLover101
      @ArabicLover101 8 месяцев назад +2

      Haha yeah sometimes he can just say that he has worked very long in the 99!

    • @Samira12_
      @Samira12_ 6 месяцев назад

      His way of saying that makes it more funny lol his dialouge delivery is too good

  • @sophelious
    @sophelious 9 месяцев назад +168

    BAgEL ! bAGel ! BAGEL ! ! !

    • @joy_banerjee
      @joy_banerjee 9 месяцев назад +5

      Sir, I am loving this colour on you

  • @Broken_Bolts
    @Broken_Bolts 9 месяцев назад +35

    love how the only time Rosa laughs is when Holt makes fun of Wunch

  • @janhavigupta112
    @janhavigupta112 8 месяцев назад +33

    "no one asked you, it's a self-evaluation" the rare moment where hitchcock wasn't living in delusion

  • @Ghostlysuicune
    @Ghostlysuicune 9 месяцев назад +44

    “YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY” classic 😂 rip captain holt 😭

    • @MrMrMrTurtle
      @MrMrMrTurtle 8 месяцев назад +2

      Rip Captain Raymond Holt 🫡

    • @godwinrodriguez1012
      @godwinrodriguez1012 6 месяцев назад

      When mess with his fluffy boy you unleash the beast with in

  • @Randoom101
    @Randoom101 9 месяцев назад +113

    Holt: Who are you, William Wonka?

  • @nhd6128
    @nhd6128 9 месяцев назад +28

    "Carly will be the first to go..." - me, everytime I hear the name Carly

  • @mainly_marvel
    @mainly_marvel 9 месяцев назад +593

    "get woke scully" always gets me 😭

    • @krasher100
      @krasher100 9 месяцев назад +13

      Free Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @mainly_marvel
      @mainly_marvel 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@krasher100 🇵🇸❤️

    • @anthonythatcherchurchilled285
      @anthonythatcherchurchilled285 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@mainly_marvelWhere would you like it freed? What part of it is currently occupied (besides Jordan which, although established as a Palestinian state, is not an object of your lot’s criticism).

    • @dieversitea
      @dieversitea 9 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@anthonythatcherchurchilled285 free as in not being under attack not the freed as in freeing sheep into a field

    • @davidmartin5145
      @davidmartin5145 9 месяцев назад +15

      Stephanie Beatiriz said that scene was hard to film because Dirk Blocker kept saying “Woke up, Scully” by mistake

  • @dewberrystar
    @dewberrystar 8 месяцев назад +13

    My favorite quote will always be Holt's extremely sassy "Yasss, Queen" 🤌 but "Yippie kayak, other buckets" is a very close second 😅

  • @Dominique-q3t
    @Dominique-q3t 9 месяцев назад +24

    “Cursing out my own shadow for hanging out with a loser like me” Boyle😂😂

  • @BenDaUnicorn
    @BenDaUnicorn 9 месяцев назад +43

    I actually did watch this video on mute and I’m ashamed at how many of these scenes I laughed at even without sound😂

    • @drartemisa21
      @drartemisa21 9 месяцев назад

      Don't ever be ashamed of that ❤😂

  • @TheGentlemanDuelist
    @TheGentlemanDuelist 9 месяцев назад +21

    Every time I see those big bakery-made bagels I think of Holt yelling "BAGEL!" and it never fails to make me laugh

  • @zellalaing5439
    @zellalaing5439 9 месяцев назад +18

    The Wunch is dead episode is the most amazing Diaz and Holt duo.

  • @Samira12_
    @Samira12_ 6 месяцев назад +11

    1:11 "get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line" LMAO😂😂

  • @sp_key
    @sp_key 9 месяцев назад +60

    ya boy’s turnt.

  • @toxic_misery6369
    @toxic_misery6369 8 месяцев назад +11

    I’m genuinely surprised that “number 5, number 5 killed my brother” “oh I completely forgot about that” isn’t on there

  • @anju43458
    @anju43458 9 месяцев назад +11

    10:19 I can't believe that I didn't notice the oil painting of Holt behind Kevin, aww ❤

    • @dyanaprinze
      @dyanaprinze 7 месяцев назад +1

      Terry painted it at Amy's request in an earlier episode.

  • @AmericanBullyMMA
    @AmericanBullyMMA 8 месяцев назад +9

    “As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant: I’m not buying it”

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 9 месяцев назад +30

    Love you,Captain!
    🫡 🕊️

  • @sauravbanerjee3552
    @sauravbanerjee3552 9 месяцев назад +10

    That scene with captain and cheddar, 🥲

  • @lalamichelle39
    @lalamichelle39 9 месяцев назад +272

    “Ya’ll are hella specific” one of my favorite lines 😂

    • @rosestarred
      @rosestarred 8 месяцев назад +2

      use it all the time ahahhaa

  • @snorlaxmunch8675
    @snorlaxmunch8675 9 месяцев назад +19

    Rosa- Oh my god captain she is magnificent
    Holt- VINDICATION!!!!!!

  • @kieran7675
    @kieran7675 9 месяцев назад +7

    Jake as a character using Yahoo answers is SO perfect

  • @Crochet-Fish
    @Crochet-Fish 9 месяцев назад +23

    We miss Captain Raymond Holt🙏

  • @Leah_Newton
    @Leah_Newton 9 месяцев назад +6

    The Suicide Squad reference ages like fine wine and it still goes well with many new Suicide Squad release.

  • @Lasota2202
    @Lasota2202 7 месяцев назад +2

    the whole “my goodness i’m very intoxicated” scene was just amazing haha rest in power king

  • @b4dger_plays
    @b4dger_plays 7 месяцев назад +3

    There's like 20 pages... And why is it in all caps?
    "So I remember to yell it" makes me laugh way harder than it should

  • @lchigoKurosaki
    @lchigoKurosaki 9 месяцев назад +6

    So great, i really appreciate this channel still going with this. they could easily stop

  • @maddisonfeatherstone6018
    @maddisonfeatherstone6018 9 месяцев назад +22

    Be👏🏻cause👏🏻 I👏🏻do👏🏻

  • @JoeyDoingThings
    @JoeyDoingThings 2 месяца назад +1

    Holt’s “Vindication!” was one of my favorite moments.

  • @Bluebell_47
    @Bluebell_47 9 месяцев назад +3

    I have watched brooklyn 99 and i remember these sooo much. They are iconic ❤❤

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 9 месяцев назад +5

    *Regards have been given, captain Holt* 😢❤

  • @MikeTaffet
    @MikeTaffet 9 месяцев назад +12

    “Oh, you’re police? Name one law.”

  • @Shriya.G-lb4hp
    @Shriya.G-lb4hp 9 месяцев назад +6

    Watched on mute, couldnt remember some of them,time to watch again.

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething 3 месяца назад +1

    “Carly will be the first to go.”
    Iconic.

  • @peachukii
    @peachukii 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Sticks and stones Raymond."
    "Describing your breakfast?"
    THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AMONG ALL THE BICKERING THEY HAD

  • @leonard1515
    @leonard1515 9 месяцев назад +16

    It's one bun to none son 😂😂

  • @Samira12_
    @Samira12_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    "oohh Vitamin B, the second best Vitamin" MY PERSONAL FAVE FROM JAKE LMAO😂

  • @nanichristine84
    @nanichristine84 2 часа назад +1

    Be👏🏽 cause 👏🏽 I 👏🏽 do 👏🏽 😂😂😂😂 GETS ME EVERY TIME

  • @Izawwlgood
    @Izawwlgood 8 месяцев назад +3

    Rosa cackles are perfect. Both vindictive and ruthless and charming and appropriate.
    But nothing one ups Holt screaming VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDICATION

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад

      BOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

  • @jamesblazer9836
    @jamesblazer9836 3 месяца назад +2

    "The only thing that's a little much around here is your scrawled on eyebrows. Yeesh."

  • @Dailymeme-m4e
    @Dailymeme-m4e 9 месяцев назад +9

    It's so good we need another season

    • @MrMrMrTurtle
      @MrMrMrTurtle 8 месяцев назад +3

      Unfortunately without Holt though. May you rest in peace Andre Braugher

    • @Dailymeme-m4e
      @Dailymeme-m4e 8 месяцев назад

      True ​@@MrMrMrTurtle

  • @Entropy__
    @Entropy__ 9 месяцев назад +7

    Andre coaching the flute is top tier :D

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 8 месяцев назад +7

    "wario cheats" HE DOES.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 9 месяцев назад +9

    Sterling K. Brown really needed more episode time. He was as great as Judy.

    • @uniquely_kylee1859
      @uniquely_kylee1859 9 месяцев назад +1

      Uhhhh not the same people

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 9 месяцев назад

      @@uniquely_kylee1859 I know you effing moron. Smoke more meth. I’ve seen Craig Robinson live. I’d ask you if you have, but you clearly couldn’t afford the tickets. Also, only plebes begin sentences with any variation of “uh.” Absolute clown.

  • @calebjohnson7587
    @calebjohnson7587 4 месяца назад +1

    “Who are you? William Wonka?”
    The sass is unmatched.

  • @ellefromm
    @ellefromm 8 месяцев назад +2

    my baby sister got me a laptop sticker of holt saying “vindication” after i said it was my favorite line

  • @oishirley
    @oishirley 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line” goes so hard! 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 7 месяцев назад +4

    BINGPOT! We miss you forever Captain Dad.

  • @mainly_marvel
    @mainly_marvel 9 месяцев назад +12

    0:23
    kevin: everyone's plans seem.. lovely
    scully: oh hitchcock and i didn't say ours
    kevin: how unfortunate.
    the way they both looked down in disappointment in unison 😭😭😭

  • @dazeddyke
    @dazeddyke 9 месяцев назад

    This is one of the best compilations I've seen. In a show full of quotable lines, this is the ☝🏾 🎆🎆

  • @quezdonivey5518
    @quezdonivey5518 8 месяцев назад +8

    9:57 Anyways ima go cry in the bathroom Peace out homies 😂😂

  • @itssofluffy512
    @itssofluffy512 9 месяцев назад +11

    How is Booooonnnnnneeeeeee???! not on here??????

  • @Dayvit78
    @Dayvit78 8 месяцев назад +2

    Since there's no BOOOOOOOOOOONE, I'll have to take BAGEL BAGEL BAGEL as a substitute. It's surprisingly calming.

  • @Samira12_
    @Samira12_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    5:53 "The only thing you won last heist is a lifetime of medicore heterosexual intercourse with Jake" LMAOO love how savage Holt gets when he's competing

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 8 месяцев назад +2

    Say "get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line" in random hotels and stuff just to see what happens.

  • @rinthosaka4721
    @rinthosaka4721 2 месяца назад

    ”do you know what it means to clap back Raymond? 👏🏻because 👏🏻I👏🏻do👏🏻” is my all time favorite along with “my doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that’s where the blood is supposed to be!”

  • @anju43458
    @anju43458 9 месяцев назад +6

    Charles, it was nice to be your friend
    Terry, I will visit you in prison 😂

  • @StevenWalker-z4b
    @StevenWalker-z4b 3 месяца назад

    This was really helpful, thanks for sharing!

  • @shinybugg9156
    @shinybugg9156 3 месяца назад +1

    Terry's gonna die saving the president, or TERRY'S NEVER GONNA DIE!!

  • @MichaelFormoso
    @MichaelFormoso 9 месяцев назад +1

    OMG, I miss this show!!! Why couldn't we have 8 more seasons!!! Ugh huhuhuhu!!!

  • @TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp
    @TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp 8 месяцев назад +2

    *Captain Holt shows Rosa the Balloon Arch in his Office*
    Rosa: "OMG Captain she's Magnificent!"
    Holt: "VINDICATION!!!!!!!!"
    Me: RIP Andre Braugher you were Hilarious as Captain Holt

  • @Nanadulset123
    @Nanadulset123 4 месяца назад +1

    Booooooneeeee has to be the best thing(I mean bestest of the best) moment for me

  • @FurikusHex
    @FurikusHex 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Let me take stock. My equilibrium is askew, my vision is...partially impaired and I'm clearly slurring my words. To put a fine point on it....your boys turnt."
    God dammit that always sends me.

  • @Ookamikage13
    @Ookamikage13 4 месяца назад

    I can hear the thumbnail before clicking to watch 😂💕 love this video

  • @TableNugget
    @TableNugget 9 месяцев назад +8

    I have will a always remember him fly high captain holt 🕊️❤❤

  • @nivo25
    @nivo25 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm surprised that these two lines didn't make it into this video:
    First is when Holt said to Amy "Because the cleavage hides the camera with its curves"
    And the second one is "BABUSHKAAAAAAAA"

  • @Soullsent
    @Soullsent 6 месяцев назад +1

    "vinDiCATIONNNNNN" one thing i quote daily

  • @kingraf8
    @kingraf8 3 месяца назад

    I qoute the "To put a fine point on it, ya boys turned" everytime I'm feeling the alcohol kick in

  • @basileldho9846
    @basileldho9846 2 месяца назад

    Posting these quotes without their buildup scenes or setups is the best way to edge a whole fanbase

  • @nfsking27
    @nfsking27 7 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that BOOOONNNEEE didnt make the list is tragic

    • @tisya8572
      @tisya8572 6 месяцев назад +1

      HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

  • @jaimee32
    @jaimee32 9 месяцев назад

    Definitely one of my favorite vids of yours so far!! Keep it up :)

  • @StephanieYoung-ob3ui
    @StephanieYoung-ob3ui 7 месяцев назад +2

    “It’s one bund to none, son!’ 🤣

  • @LifeofJamesRB
    @LifeofJamesRB 9 месяцев назад +7

    VINDICATION 😂

  • @thejordanchronicles6715
    @thejordanchronicles6715 4 месяца назад +1

    ‘You are a stone cold atrocity’ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @osmanmuratdemir5952
    @osmanmuratdemir5952 9 месяцев назад +4

    Charles it’s been very nice being your friend, Terry I’ll visit you in prison 😂

  • @IRanOutOfPhrases
    @IRanOutOfPhrases 6 месяцев назад

    "All of my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be" is really good.

  • @joysamuel1841
    @joysamuel1841 5 месяцев назад

    "Now I know how Salieri felt" is a deep one.