Graduating to the Next Level | Ancient Aliens and Heaven's Gate

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @KnowingBetter
    @KnowingBetter  3 года назад +2747

    April Fool's.
    Check out AlternateHistoryHub's video - The History of the World According to 'Ancient Aliens' - ruclips.net/video/vDq8vQ0t67A/видео.html
    Check out the Director's Commentary live on Twitch on Sunday - twitch.tv/knowingbetteryt

    • @Daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiielle
      @Daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiielle 3 года назад +24

      "Aliens!" I get the meme

    • @clickclackbadabingbadaboom3738
      @clickclackbadabingbadaboom3738 3 года назад +16

      Ancient Aliens is what I am most interested about because you connected the dots from the stories of different cultures..

    • @clickclackbadabingbadaboom3738
      @clickclackbadabingbadaboom3738 3 года назад +12

      Very well researched because it all makes sense

    • @Personmr
      @Personmr 3 года назад +19

      A funny April Fools video and informative too. Well played

    • @صدامحسين-ب6و3ح
      @صدامحسين-ب6و3ح 3 года назад +15

      Can you please make an economics video where you talk about capitalism vs socialism/communism where you talk about and compare different economic policies.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 3 года назад +8456

    My eyes are now open and I can never shut them again. Thank you for cursing us with this forbidden knowledge

    • @arnilbiswasreborn3799
      @arnilbiswasreborn3799 3 года назад +58

      Ooh is cody

    • @DisapprovalWew
      @DisapprovalWew 3 года назад +96

      “As many ancient astronaut theorists claim”

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 3 года назад +29

      "It's been 9 years from the apocalypse, yet this doesn't look like what anybody would expect to be... it's idyllic, yet it feels like the writing on the wall had come true, yet the warning had come too late. As it gets tantalizing, I'd like to ask one question: Have we been always fools?"
      "No, we've been lied all along... And there'd be nothing to redeem from the great calamity. There can be only vengeance, and there will be little mercy..."

    • @dont-rump901
      @dont-rump901 3 года назад +7

      Love how you both made these video. Gonna enjoy watching them later!

    • @mrningstar651
      @mrningstar651 3 года назад +5

      Lol I'm subbed to both of y'all and was just wondering what in the world is going on with both of you covering this. Lol gonna be a good morning listening to both videos.

  • @eyydude7991
    @eyydude7991 3 года назад +3365

    It starts off as a barely grounded conspiracy theory, and slowly develops into pure madness. The amount effort put into this character is pretty impressive.

    • @mgelliott86
      @mgelliott86 3 года назад +97

      Imagine how much history channel he had to watch for it

    • @frankmarano1118
      @frankmarano1118 3 года назад +80

      I feel bad for the person you just KNOW will watch this & just believe every word automatically because he says it with confidence lmao

    • @1Hawkears1
      @1Hawkears1 2 года назад +41

      I love when he says "obviously" followed by some wild shit xD

    • @StoutProper
      @StoutProper 2 года назад +14

      @@frankmarano1118 oh there’s going to be a lot of them. I got nothing but ancient alien adverts all the way through this video. The algorithm really knows its stuff

    • @4CardsMan
      @4CardsMan 2 года назад +5

      @@1Hawkears1 My trigger word is "clearly". About the same.

  • @jlaw131985
    @jlaw131985 2 года назад +930

    The whole “mine precious metals for them” part is silly when you know how common those metals are in asteroids.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 года назад +71

      Afaik the common theory is to why there's even metals on the surface (rather sunken to the core when earth still had a liquid surface) is that those came from asteroids. So rather than getting the eggs from the hen they go on a Easter egg hunt

    • @jlaw131985
      @jlaw131985 2 года назад +26

      @@tomlxyz Some of the metals are from asteroids (Like iridium) but others are because they chemically combine with other elements that make them into less dense materials, which let them persist in the crust.

    • @olachens
      @olachens 2 года назад +11

      @@tomlxyz I think you might be thinking of the theories as to how some groups in non-mineral-rich locations got their hands on tool-usable metals.

    • @jtzr1371
      @jtzr1371 Год назад +2

      You've personally tested asteroids for their metal contents? Please tell me more

    • @jlaw131985
      @jlaw131985 Год назад +35

      @@jtzr1371 Saying I have to have personally tested asteroids to have some knowledge of their composition is a rather extreme standard. It's basic astronomy.
      When a planet forms, it is very hot and all of the materials are molten. During this time, materials tend to differentiate themselves, with denser materials settling closer to the core. If heavier materials form compounds with other materials that are less dense, then they can float higher and become a part of the crust.
      Asteroids are much smaller and easier to mine, and go through relatively low amounts of this differentiation, meaning they tend to have much higher concentrations of heavier metals that are rarer on Earth.

  • @coreytaylor447
    @coreytaylor447 3 года назад +6750

    alternate title: "army vet with split personalities gathers an unhealthy amount of costumes"

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 3 года назад +293

      That’s pretty much a fair assessment of his channel.
      Good content and it definitely made me know better, but boy that’s a lot of costumes.

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 3 года назад +168

      @@alexanderchristopher6237 He's got to be a former theater kid or something, to own and use that many costumes, use them that well, and have the costumes themselves are damn good.

    • @zelja.
      @zelja. 3 года назад +74

      I read that as "Army Veterinarian" lol

    • @1983Nny
      @1983Nny 3 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣 brilliant

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 3 года назад +89

      @Russ Olson just don't get confused and drop your cats off at the VA and take yourself to the vet to get neutered. Made that mistake once myself.

  • @setlerking
    @setlerking 3 года назад +992

    The use of vague and suggestive language like “could it be”, “is it possible” or “misinterpreted” is straight out of ancient aliens. Brilliant stuff

    • @topman8565
      @topman8565 3 года назад +24

      You cant outright reject therefore you will only ignore or agree

    • @Flameblight
      @Flameblight 3 года назад +44

      @@topman8565 It's an actual tactic used by cults. Get you to agree to anything. Literally anything no matter how vague or pointless like "could aliens possibly exist somewhere in the universe". Because each time you say yes to something it becomes easier to say yes to the next thing. And the next. Until you're agreeing to something truly batshit based on a mountain of agreeing to fractionally less batshit things that you've been manipulated into tricking yourself into believing.

    • @simplethings3730
      @simplethings3730 3 года назад +17

      Tucker Carlson.

  • @lovelylavenderr
    @lovelylavenderr Год назад +227

    Cody manages to parody the Ancient Aliens narrator so well its terrifying.

  • @JSSell25
    @JSSell25 3 года назад +1893

    5 mins in: "Man, he's talking about this pretty differently than usual, like he actually believes...Wait..."
    *looks at calendar*
    "Well, that's one mystery solved, at least."

    • @aneutralopinion1712
      @aneutralopinion1712 3 года назад +62

      It only clicked for me once I read this.

    • @CommieHunter7
      @CommieHunter7 3 года назад +37

      You're 4 minutes smarter than me.

    • @JSSell25
      @JSSell25 3 года назад +22

      @@CommieHunter7 Lol, I'd already had one youtuber fool me earlier this morning, so I kinda had it in the back of my head

    • @kylehayden3113
      @kylehayden3113 3 года назад +14

      No no, at the end he says the data is just a coincidence. It's totally legit

    • @petrusjnaude7279
      @petrusjnaude7279 3 года назад +3

      @@aneutralopinion1712 Same here.

  • @MasterTMO
    @MasterTMO 3 года назад +3458

    April Fool's jokes are a bit rougher when the RUclips algorithm doesn't present them to you until several days later. :P

    • @LKVideoFun
      @LKVideoFun 3 года назад +21

      Same

    • @BrillouinBoi
      @BrillouinBoi 3 года назад +76

      Yup. Kept waiting for the shoe to drop but then it didn’t and then I looked at the publishing date.

    • @seleneblackthorn1752
      @seleneblackthorn1752 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, I didn't get it till he said "pay no attention to the date this was published" xD

    • @xerxeskingofking
      @xerxeskingofking 3 года назад +28

      yhea, didnt see this until a week later, and took me about 10 mins of patiently waiting for the transition to redicule before i actaully looked at the date of publishing.

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 3 года назад +7

      Two weeks later and I was waiting for the “psych!” but it wasn’t coming. Had to come look up the comments.

  • @CooperAATE
    @CooperAATE Год назад +57

    The casual LRH drop at the end always cracks me up

  • @Squiddy00
    @Squiddy00 3 года назад +512

    That descent from "vaguely plausible ideas attached to incidentally true facts" to "utter lunacy" in the first half was top notch. Really felt like getting indoctrinated.

    • @SuperSupermanX1999
      @SuperSupermanX1999 3 года назад +22

      It was so slickly done! This is definitely one of his best videos so far

    • @janl2207
      @janl2207 3 года назад +14

      Welcome to the ancient aliens arc. It's in every episode. Its why I love this show so much

    • @rooney0423
      @rooney0423 3 года назад +26

      The "intentionally captured asteroids" was the point where it got too ridiculous for me.

    • @harveyholmes9533
      @harveyholmes9533 3 года назад +5

      He had me on absolute strings I thought it all sounded plausible

    • @jessez8503
      @jessez8503 3 года назад +5

      @@harveyholmes9533 I didn't just think it was plausible. I paused the video and started coming up with ways I could use this the next time I had to deal with a a religious person

  • @Theo_Caro
    @Theo_Caro 3 года назад +925

    This April fool's prank feels like the first half of his normal videos just without the break down and critique that normally follows.

    • @vsaucepuppet697
      @vsaucepuppet697 3 года назад +74

      for so long i was waiting for him to cut into where he starts criticizing what he just said as normal knowing better

    • @d00m139
      @d00m139 3 года назад +15

      @@vsaucepuppet697 become your own knowing better

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 3 года назад +5

      @@d00m139 Hitler: "I can't believe it's not better".

    • @PhilLesh69
      @PhilLesh69 3 года назад +5

      Religion was started accidentally on April 1st, 100 AD.

    • @AD-hw3nk
      @AD-hw3nk 3 года назад

      Fr

  • @theavocado6061
    @theavocado6061 3 года назад +159

    Thought Knowing Better lost his mind until “this is obviously an ancient alien space port.” Knew he had to be messing with us after that. 😂

  • @Elite7555
    @Elite7555 3 года назад +2253

    Not gonna lie: Your confidence when talking about Aliens had me a little worried ;)

    • @nilesbutler8638
      @nilesbutler8638 3 года назад +51

      Ehh, he has a long history of confidently talking about stuff he seems to have not researched longer than a bored afternoon googling.
      I do like KB´s presentation skills. He is easy to watch.
      But things like the two columbus videos or calling the outright direct military takeover of panama "supporting an independence movement" or claiming the iraq occupation wasnt about control of oil because "we brought in disel-trucks every week" made me .... quite guarded about the factuality of his content.
      Its a good thing he is moving to theatrical, entertainment content instead of claiming to make educational stuff. Its more his lane.

    • @amphilochusofmallus5070
      @amphilochusofmallus5070 3 года назад +33

      @@nilesbutler8638 unless I'm misunderstanding you, it seems like your issue with the potential historicity of his his statements comes down to semantics though. I'm not sure how not using the wording you prefer in those situations (I am not a fan of the downplaying through specific wordplay of those events either btw) makes the statements themselves invalid or untrue. To me that seems like his biases showing through

    • @nilesbutler8638
      @nilesbutler8638 3 года назад +17

      ​@@amphilochusofmallus5070
      Question:
      Somebody comes up to you, pulls his gun, sets it on your brow, blow your brains out.
      The police describe the death as :
      You ran into an active shooting lane and sadly got killed by being irresponsible.
      Is that semantics in your mind? Same thing, but said in different words?
      Because... I dont care about semantics or "my preferred wording" -
      I would prefer describing something correctly instead of completely turning a historical set of facts on their head by massively misrepresenting them.
      Like KB did with Panama or Columbus for that fact.
      Panama didnt seek independence, asked the US , and they gave some. Thats not semantics, thats simple untruth.
      Teddy Rosevelt sent the marines, they invaded the colombian province, executed colombian officials and military leaders, and installed a puppet governement.
      There is a difference beyond language, right?

    • @daxie__3210
      @daxie__3210 3 года назад +37

      @@nilesbutler8638 yeah no even kb called out his first Columbus video as potentially spilling misinformation and the second video is even called “columbus in context” he is trying to look at things in a neutral view not construed by biases and about iraq, the us could care less about kuwait and oil..... because the US produces most of its oil domestically. And with panama he was very clearly saying that in a sarcastic tone.

    • @daxie__3210
      @daxie__3210 3 года назад +2

      @@nilesbutler8638 tbh your first example is probably true in america but in the rest of the world that is the dumbest example you could give

  • @autodidacticartisan
    @autodidacticartisan 3 года назад +3085

    When your civilization is so successful that future civilizations' best guess is, "must've had help from aliens"

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 3 года назад +221

      I've always said that that's gonna be on my tombstone: _"Whatever you do, do it _*_so_*_ well future generations will think aliens did it."_ 👽

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 3 года назад +38

      @@thek2despot426 kinda hard for one guy to do but hey _shoot for the stars_ and all that right?

    • @dgd947a15fl
      @dgd947a15fl 3 года назад +121

      How could ancient civilizations with slavery and lots of time figure out how to make very large piles of bricks (aka pyramids)?
      Must've had help. Stacking piles of bricks is way too complex.

    • @chavaspada
      @chavaspada 3 года назад +94

      @@dgd947a15fl It's just a WASP cope about their civs being in mudhuts while middle easterns, north africans and mediterranean people had huge empires.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 3 года назад +52

      It’s really sad when you think about it. I mean, come on! Is it really so hard to believe that even without the cumulative knowledge of today, people back then are the exact same humans. With the exact same level of ingenuity and will to succeed. They’re more successful than I am that’s for sure.

  • @charlescrumpler510
    @charlescrumpler510 2 года назад +39

    I go back to this video every so often as a mental exercise. The Ancient Astronaut character makes a lot of arguments that sound convincing until you look a little closer at them. This is a stellar tool to work on critical reasoning and constructing counter examples to stories about the real world. I don’t know if that was the intention of the video, but if it was, you hit the nail square on the head.

  • @bankuei
    @bankuei 3 года назад +586

    "And that's when the castrations began" is pretty much a phrase that says everything went wrong long before you got to this point.

    • @Itsthatoneguy371
      @Itsthatoneguy371 3 года назад +12

      You would have to know at that point that “shit ain’t right”.

  • @Thecoolestguyeva69
    @Thecoolestguyeva69 3 года назад +1437

    My dad is absolutely OBSESSED with ancient aliens. So much so that my dad, who has not so much as read a book, wrote a 200 page single spaced novel based on ancient aliens. Its barely readable because he clearly voice to texted it but its.... something lol

    • @gearandalthefirst7027
      @gearandalthefirst7027 3 года назад +185

      Voice to text too, truly dads will be dads...

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 3 года назад +221

      That's one of the most middle aged man things I think I've ever heard

    • @obiwan3375
      @obiwan3375 3 года назад +64

      My friend in his 20s and a science student ( PhD student) is a ancient alien fanboy history TV is a virus

    • @Enter54623
      @Enter54623 3 года назад +57

      Bro please publish this😭😭

    • @tannerkenney7160
      @tannerkenney7160 3 года назад +22

      Any chance you’re going to publish this somewhere?

  • @laurenharmon6482
    @laurenharmon6482 Год назад +32

    The LRH brain quote really sealed my enjoyment of this hilarious video.
    Also - HOW MANY TAKES DID THIS VIDEO REQUIRE?? You had to such a straight face the entire time!

    • @cactuspulp
      @cactuspulp Год назад +7

      Well, brain is brain!!

  • @neurotransmissions
    @neurotransmissions 3 года назад +1412

    "We were also given new names. Usually 2 or 3 letters followed by -ody"
    KB's ferret Pbody part of Heaven's Gate confirmed.

    • @KnowingBetter
      @KnowingBetter  3 года назад +400

      I hadn't thought about that 😳

    • @PigIA
      @PigIA 3 года назад +8

      Second

    • @oranjethefox8725
      @oranjethefox8725 3 года назад +40

      damn, I guess that means that Cody from AHH is also part of heaven's gate.

    • @Tybron
      @Tybron 3 года назад +35

      @@KnowingBetter Well, assuming they're neutered, they're halfway there, right?

    • @voyager272
      @voyager272 3 года назад +1

      Literally Lead-ody

  • @waywardwillard
    @waywardwillard 3 года назад +1009

    I’m really impressed by how committed your costumes are.

    • @woodsmand
      @woodsmand 3 года назад +8

      i just noticed that myself

    • @notibutthespicegirls9372
      @notibutthespicegirls9372 3 года назад +4

      They're not costumes.

    • @learncat8771
      @learncat8771 3 года назад +6

      Alternate interpretation: How committed the costumes are to an insane asylum.

    • @ahouyearno
      @ahouyearno 3 года назад +4

      Yeah almost as good as Contrapoint's

    • @dayrkflaugh
      @dayrkflaugh 3 года назад +2

      Giving the Dean from Community a run for his money!

  • @johnmcclure5051
    @johnmcclure5051 2 года назад +212

    I took acid one time and it made me way more conscious of peoples body movements and language while I was tripping; and to this day I find myself learning more and more about people, the more focused I am on their movements. This guy's movement is a pure joy to watch along with his content because it tells me how passionate he is about his lifelong goal (Being a teacher)

    • @evolutionarydeadend6812
      @evolutionarydeadend6812 2 года назад +15

      I really hate doing things and then noticing every little social cue. It's maddening.

    • @alfredcummings6010
      @alfredcummings6010 Год назад

      Go back to plebbit

    • @racket753
      @racket753 Год назад +1

      taking acide for the first thine this week what should i do

    • @johnmcclure5051
      @johnmcclure5051 Год назад +8

      @@racket753 Don't listen to the idiot above me. Get comfortable and relax. Have snacks ready. Water tastes amazing while tripping so have that. Don't fight anything, understand if you start having bad feelings that it's only temporary and try to have a familiar movie or something to ground you. When you take it, you'll recognize everything as it is, but it will feel as if it was the first time you saw it. Basically don't think bad thoughts, enjoy the visuals, and have something to ground you. And most of all have fun and be yourself 😁

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 месяца назад

      @@johnmcclure5051 A year late, but try to get a sober friend with you to help you out, too. It can help.

  • @redbread6852
    @redbread6852 3 года назад +488

    Wikipedia says that Sun:"is a nearly perfect sphere of hot plasma, heated to incandescence". But who heated it? Could it be aliens?
    Could falcon-headed aliens LIVE inside the hollow sun?

    • @herzkine
      @herzkine 2 года назад +2

      Dont be stupid, everyone knows Wiki is an elite lizard people slaves lie. The Sun is a lamp on the firmament dome over the flat earth.

    • @marsupius
      @marsupius 2 года назад +5

      Nope

    • @Emily-ye1rj
      @Emily-ye1rj 2 года назад +28

      Ancient aliens theorists say yes, and point to the fact that they don't know any word for disaffermation

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 2 года назад +15

      @@Emily-ye1rj every time I hear the phrase "ancient alien theorists" I can't help cracking up. It just sounds so official and legit.

    • @praveshdeotale
      @praveshdeotale 2 года назад

      What the fu

  • @bengreen171
    @bengreen171 3 года назад +367

    ah yes - the one day of the year where, if you haven't been paying attention to the date, you suddenly get all nervous and sweaty that your favourite rational youtubers are really nutjobs, and wonder why you didn't notice before now.

  • @TheRiskyBrothers
    @TheRiskyBrothers 3 года назад +61

    I've read a theory that the great flood story comes from the inundation of the Persian Gulf after the end of the last ice age. It does make a certain amount of sense, that region would have been very fertile like in mesopotamia, so for the people living there it might seem like the world is flooding. Especially if the flood came in a number of extreme weather events that each suddenly submerged a large chunk of the gulf, rather than a more gradual advance of the tides.

  • @wjpmitchell3
    @wjpmitchell3 3 года назад +883

    Watching this not on April Fool's day, not realizing it premiered then, I spent the first ten minutes thinking "Wow, this is a great bit, he's really nailing it." I spent the next five minutes thinking, "Oh my god, I don't think this is ironic." Then you relieved my anxiety. Appreciate it.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 года назад +25

      Whenever he says something that sounds bogus I just assume he's playing a character, explaining it from the perspective of someone that believes in it

    • @markc5728
      @markc5728 Год назад +5

      I had to read the comments just to make sure before watching the video 🤣

    • @mdj.6179
      @mdj.6179 Год назад +3

      I was waiting for his antennae to come from out behind his head?

    • @amb600cd0
      @amb600cd0 Год назад +7

      fr i was like damn this bit is low-key taking up a lot of run time

    • @firiel2366
      @firiel2366 Год назад +3

      Oh man I was SO confused his videos are usually so well-researched and rational I was like "what is going on???"

  • @juicebox9465
    @juicebox9465 3 года назад +113

    I think a big flaw in the logic of these theorists, is assuming everything has a logical and practical purpose. It's like if theorists 3000 years in the future said "Why do these people appear to repeat the phrase poggers over and over again? It's entirely possible "poggers" is some kind of warning, likely against aliens." Sometimes Humans do random and weird things for no logical reason.

    • @garret1930
      @garret1930 3 года назад +9

      Yo, that's poggers

    • @raulpetrascu2696
      @raulpetrascu2696 3 года назад +4

      Get in ya bunker poggers

    • @rosegold2025
      @rosegold2025 3 года назад +2

      For the love of my alien god, wtf is poggers?

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 года назад +5

      "Many humans referred to themselves or others as 'pogchamps''. Based on the words' clear origin as a fusion of the words 'poggers' and 'champion', we can surmise that these 'pogchamps' served some greater purpose amongst ancient humans, possibly as leaders against the alien threat."

  • @johnnyvalverde7987
    @johnnyvalverde7987 Год назад +95

    It's the small asides that make me laugh the hardest at this video. Every time you say "it's entirely possible" or when you declared that "they can't all be fake" when discussing crop circles had me in tears. I hope we get a great April Fools video this year too.

    • @LostRoswellian
      @LostRoswellian Год назад +5

      This. I'm new to this channel so it took me a little longer to realise he was playing a character, but I think once he started jumping from thing to thing I just started laughing.

  • @NicolaiDufva
    @NicolaiDufva 3 года назад +308

    You totally cracked me up at the line about how the pyramids perfectly divide up the Earth by longitude and lattitude!

    • @SorenCowellShah
      @SorenCowellShah 3 года назад +50

      Can you believe it was on the longest longitudinal line? That implies they’re all of totally different lengths!

    • @NicolaiDufva
      @NicolaiDufva 3 года назад +10

      @@SorenCowellShah This is how you can tell it's aliens

    • @anilmahabirsingh422
      @anilmahabirsingh422 3 года назад +3

      I thought that was hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @nathanwi1147
      @nathanwi1147 3 года назад +3

      Actually the spear so it dose make sense

    • @s-tierkeyboardwarrior-lvl4686
      @s-tierkeyboardwarrior-lvl4686 3 года назад +3

      I'm ashamed I had to see this comment to realize the joke

  • @lynnzerben
    @lynnzerben 3 года назад +361

    Ok, I was giggling throughout this video, but I absolutely lost it at “ Civilization sprang up from nowhere. And started in the Americas.” Like he just said that with a straight face. 🤣

    • @GT-wj3gl
      @GT-wj3gl 3 года назад +31

      I literally screamed "OUT OF NOWHERE!? YOU MOTHERFU-" and then I realized this video was satire lol

    • @janetshew5028
      @janetshew5028 3 года назад +17

      My dad used to watch 911 and would get upset over some of the skits not realizing it was satire. Seriously hilarious. Perhaps he had a bit of early onset dementia - but, it only showed up when actually being duped by Reno 911 of all things .

  • @CmdrEsteban
    @CmdrEsteban Год назад +10

    “Brain is brain” 😂 priceless L. Ron Hubbard wisdom slipped in at the end there.

  • @unclearsector4266
    @unclearsector4266 3 года назад +225

    It took me an... embarrassingly long amount of time... to realize what the date was today

    • @jelegget
      @jelegget 3 года назад +3

      Bro same lol

    • @jorenbosmans8065
      @jorenbosmans8065 3 года назад +15

      I knew the date and I was still wondering if he was serious

    • @FFriday
      @FFriday 3 года назад +1

      took me 9 minutes. If I wasn't reading sapiens right now (which mentions the interbreeding theory) I would've needed some more time

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 3 года назад +4

      Y'all are just lucky you watched it yesterday, I was really starting to worry he drank the kool-aide!

    • @MrTekKnowledge
      @MrTekKnowledge 3 года назад

      7:30 tipped me off that they ware joking.
      It gets way worse from there. Lol

  • @harveyholmes9533
    @harveyholmes9533 3 года назад +2175

    So it turns out I’m super susceptible to conspiracy theories because everything in the first half seemed at least plausible

    • @GZQ9
      @GZQ9 3 года назад +332

      The part of Moses learning the story of Gilgamesh honestly does make sense

    • @Anderhils
      @Anderhils 3 года назад +80

      there is always a possibility

    • @alphasword5541
      @alphasword5541 3 года назад +196

      He does present it in a really... effective way.

    • @MsJeanneMarie
      @MsJeanneMarie 3 года назад +315

      I think it IS plausible at first blush. Which is part of the reason it’s so popular. But there are better explanations for most if not all of the phenomena he mentions

    • @TheGenxennial
      @TheGenxennial 3 года назад +133

      @@MsJeanneMarie Occam's razor is quizzically undervalued.

  • @bobfurguson1721
    @bobfurguson1721 3 года назад +48

    you know sometimes i get very worried about how easy i might be to feed misinformation to but despite not knowing this was an April fools video until i checked i still was not fooled. you have given me some faith in my critical thinking skills, thanks.

  • @BobGenghisKahn
    @BobGenghisKahn 3 года назад +110

    This is, by far, the most effort I've seen put into an April fools prank today.

  • @friddevonfrankenstein
    @friddevonfrankenstein 2 года назад +6

    "My vehicle is attracted to your vehicle" just has to be THE pick up line, hands down xD

  • @than217
    @than217 3 года назад +334

    The awkward moment you accidentally get hired by HistoryChannel doing an April Fools Day prank.

    • @justinbradley2865
      @justinbradley2865 3 года назад +12

      But then the prank becomes so popular HistoryChannel makes you continue it for 16 years.

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 3 года назад +1071

    Got it Jesus was actually an alien confirmed

    • @arnilbiswasreborn3799
      @arnilbiswasreborn3799 3 года назад +9

      he very much was

    • @meowcat9636
      @meowcat9636 3 года назад +5

      I suppose in some respects, he was.

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn 3 года назад +1

      If you say it then I believe it. No evidence your word is enough.

    • @arnilbiswasreborn3799
      @arnilbiswasreborn3799 3 года назад +2

      Well the fact that gods like Jesus and Moses could also be aliens is bloody interesting, innit?

    • @fredkruse1748
      @fredkruse1748 3 года назад +2

      Well he did say I am not of this world

  • @limbikaniseyani6626
    @limbikaniseyani6626 2 года назад +9

    I love how it started very plausible and then slowly descended it outlandish claims. But it happened so smoothly which I can only take my hat off to you for brilliant writing of the script

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 3 года назад +138

    That’s it. The flood in Noah’s ark is now permanently the flood from halo in my head. No one can convince me otherwise.

    • @anotherdrummer2
      @anotherdrummer2 3 года назад +4

      Were it so easy.

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 3 года назад +10

      Does that make Master Chief a prophet

    • @vincegonzalez2171
      @vincegonzalez2171 3 года назад +8

      But that's like.... literally what it is. It was designed to wipe out all sentient life. Just like Noah's flood.

    • @dexis9412
      @dexis9412 3 года назад +2

      @@vincegonzalez2171 no, they are one and the same

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 3 года назад +8

      I mean, it is named after it. It's no coincidence the safe haven from the Flood is called the Ark.

  • @Shenaldrac
    @Shenaldrac 3 года назад +151

    "After a few centuries of oral tradition, you end up with something like this." Ah, centuries of oral tradition gives us Deviantart, it all makes sense!

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 3 года назад +6

      The problem with oral traditions is its susceptibility to a 'people purple monkey eater' effect.

  • @Jopeth23
    @Jopeth23 11 месяцев назад +3

    A little nitpick about cargo cults: they dont view foreigners as gods, but rather people who happen to possess powers to summon the blessings of the gods which gives them access to "blessings" i.e. cargo. Hence, they imitate the mannerisms, uniforms, structures, and even military drills of these foreigners, believing that doing such would bring the same blessings these foreigners are receiving.

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 3 года назад +112

    You portray the History Channel ads shockingly well

    • @beneficent2557
      @beneficent2557 3 года назад +3

      Oh my god. I see it! Its so beautiful.

  • @AlienValkyrie
    @AlienValkyrie 3 года назад +185

    Fun fact regarding the end of the video: We _have_ invented cryostasis (more specifically, a vitrification process known as cryonics); we just haven't invented a way to safely reanimate people from stasis yet.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 3 года назад +32

      In fairness the peocess we have developed for vitrification might not have a practical reversal method. So while working on a revival procedure for cryptics is something of value for a lot of ressons. Working on less damaging vitrification is a good idea too.

    • @jpaysgamer8877
      @jpaysgamer8877 3 года назад +16

      So we can freeze them but we can’t wake them up. That doesn’t sound like an achievement

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 года назад +3

      Give humanity a few decades and maybe we would get something close enough to that

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 3 года назад +18

      What? We can't just freeze dry a human and then add hot water to wake them back up? Well, I have a few things to hide...

    • @AlienValkyrie
      @AlienValkyrie 3 года назад +4

      @@singletona082 Yeah, we need to work on all parts of the process - the better preserved a patient is, the easier it's going to be to wake them up.

  • @MalloonTarka
    @MalloonTarka 2 года назад +14

    I've sort of developed a defence-mechanism to these types of conspiracy theories (not immunity, but I 'd _like_ to think a resistance):
    Instead of letting the rapid-fire claims overwhelm me into accepting them, I try and hold each unsupported claim in my mind until it becomes supported.
    If I develop a splitting headache, I know I'm dealing with a conspiracy theorist (or someone acting like one, at least).
    So... thanks for that.

  • @acepedro12
    @acepedro12 3 года назад +236

    Not sure if that was intentional or not, but Raynor, who is sitting on the shelf just behind you, is voiced by Robert Clothworthy, the narrator of Ancient Aliens. I hope this was intentional, would be a great easter egg.

    • @KnowingBetter
      @KnowingBetter  3 года назад +165

      Intentional. That's also why I've been playing starcraft of twitch.

  • @joeevans5770
    @joeevans5770 3 года назад +379

    Even when I was a ten year old child I only watched Ancient Aliens to laugh at the silly people

    • @danielovadia4284
      @danielovadia4284 3 года назад +1

      @@XanderDDS lol

    • @Illier1
      @Illier1 3 года назад +12

      I was interested in the idea. Yeah sure i could buy that aliens were seen and maybe helped out. But then they started going off the deep end with aliens killing dinosaurs and shit and I checked out.

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 3 года назад +2

      That's why we stopped watching the History Channel

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 года назад +1

      @@XanderDDS the "theorist" in that name is an Oxymoron as much as "Theory" is in Conspiracy theory.

    • @jonnysinclair2186
      @jonnysinclair2186 3 года назад +4

      Ah ancient aliens, the stoners lullaby

  • @Spencer-wc6ew
    @Spencer-wc6ew Год назад +4

    I just find it hilarious that a conspiracy theory hinges on "humans are too dumb to achieve anything on their own"

  • @kkuwura
    @kkuwura 3 года назад +107

    Man, you're really good at this. Nailed the formula for a History Channel "documentary". The "profound" images of small egg-headed alien people, sunsets and sunrises, random DNA strands, luminous churches and holy books, pLAnEtS and GaLaXiEs. Everything necessary for a vaguely spiritual video. Love it!

    • @beneficent2557
      @beneficent2557 3 года назад +3

      Ancient Aliens is more of an excessive bong rip than a "formula." Even marketing departments are embarassed.

    • @kkuwura
      @kkuwura 3 года назад +1

      @@beneficent2557 porque no los dos?

  • @robhenry4616
    @robhenry4616 3 года назад +499

    How ironic that this April fools parody is more cogent than the ancient aliens series.

    • @jessebrook1688
      @jessebrook1688 3 года назад +20

      It truly is amazing how low our standards for entertainment can be. Paint drying? Yeah, we'll watch that. Badly-written "reality" TV? We'll watch that, too. I love just how off-the-rails but on-point this April 1 video is.

    • @equalssign44
      @equalssign44 2 года назад +4

      @@jessebrook1688 reality TV's appeal lies more in its mindlessness than in the quality of its content; it momentarily reduces the rather complex lives of humans into oversimplified shlock that you can digest easily.

    • @acracehorse22
      @acracehorse22 2 года назад

      Exquisitely distinguished, is this very poignant use of language, signifying that which I feel we ought all perceive unmistakably as the Crux.a

  • @JoeBrommer
    @JoeBrommer Год назад +7

    Somehow even though your channel was essentially built for me, I only came across it a few weeks ago. So I’ve been slowly watching. I got to this video and was excited to hear more about Heaven’s Gate, especially from your perspective. I was almost instantly terrified that I had accidentally spent my time watching a conspiracy nut and not only that, but recommended a bunch of your videos. I was so relieved when I came to the comments and saw that not only was this satire, but an elaborate April fools joke that I was 2 years late for.
    Bravo KB. Bravo.

  • @ProjSHiNKiROU
    @ProjSHiNKiROU 3 года назад +333

    Knowing Ferrets = Ian N Drivel of Philosophy Tube

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 3 года назад +2

      Like it ❤️

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 года назад +28

      THE DRIVELATOR

    • @trixiblue4701
      @trixiblue4701 3 года назад +10

      Ancient aliens, please respond

    • @colonelweird
      @colonelweird 3 года назад +2

      Ian's a lot more convincing.

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln 3 года назад +10

      SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU WANT MORE DRIVEL!

  • @Matkatamiba
    @Matkatamiba 3 года назад +244

    I love all the "It's entirely possible"

    • @tomh2572
      @tomh2572 3 года назад +15

      I think it's a reference to Joe Rogan

    • @aukofx6393
      @aukofx6393 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/sYrAdwuxIxM/видео.html

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 3 года назад +5

      its a play on ancient aliens,

    • @tomh2572
      @tomh2572 3 года назад +8

      @@livethefuture2492 I know that but Joe Rogan often talks about aleins and is literally known for saying "it's entirely possible that"

    • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
      @Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 года назад +4

      "A buddy of mine"

  • @Corey-dk3xi
    @Corey-dk3xi 2 года назад +3

    A little late, but "It's more of a baptism of the mind" is such a beautiful line. You should feel very proud of that one

  • @jona3684
    @jona3684 3 года назад +91

    You did a great job subtly demonstrating the enormous jumps in logic AA theory makes. Perfectly valid questions and plausible coincidences followed by the most insane conclusions. A then B then C then Z.

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 2 года назад +4

      But we can't say for a fact it's NOT Z! Soo.... Clearly since it cannot be 100% disproven it must be almost certain to be true! 😅

  • @moroni0096
    @moroni0096 3 года назад +64

    This whole time I was like “I thought he was smart 😂” then he said check the date. He got me good

  • @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN
    @MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN 3 года назад +11

    Watched five minutes waiting for a punchline, then I realized I should check the publish date- thank you for giving us satire so good that, for a moment, I needed to wonder if you'd lost your mind

  • @spudsbuchlaw
    @spudsbuchlaw 3 года назад +156

    "What if Noah's Ark was just an alien space ship meant to save only a select few?"
    Bro, I just got the sickest idea for a Shin Megami Tensei game

  • @mylesj4380
    @mylesj4380 3 года назад +132

    I like the L Ron Hubbard “brain is brain” bit at the end there

  • @SpenceReam
    @SpenceReam Год назад +4

    Just when you thought you were safe from *@**24:42* …
    NOW YOU KNOW BETTER. 😂

  • @onfrolicker9317
    @onfrolicker9317 3 года назад +241

    “Hey what was your favorite part of April fools day 2021”
    “Costume addicted socialist veteran debunking ancient aliens”
    “My favorite was when coke said they were going to replace the sugar in their drinks with sulphuric a-“
    “Costume addicted socialist veteran debunking ancient aliens”

    • @user-sm5sj6mg2t
      @user-sm5sj6mg2t 3 года назад +7

      Wait, he's a socialist? Didn't he call himself a political moderate like ten times?

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 3 года назад +14

      @@user-sm5sj6mg2t Either:
      1. He read books and changed his mind
      2. being liberal is more lucrative on youtube

    • @bamman7028
      @bamman7028 3 года назад +11

      @@Zwickerly2 Nah it's super profitable to be conservative on youtube so long as you don't do anything racist or spread covid/election misinfo. That being said, it's still wayyyy easier to be a conservative on Facebook where the company literally had talks with the Heritage Foundation as to "how to address the bias on Facebook" back in 2018 with no left-leaning groups there, which is why people like Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens are so big over there, along with the fact that Facebook just has an older demographic overall

    • @bamman7028
      @bamman7028 3 года назад +10

      @@Zwickerly2 Like let's be real here, some random dude can just find a camera and record himself saying nonsense and as long as it's conservative adjacent, it'll get a good number of views. I mean Rubin exists for godsake. Compare that to Knowing Better vids which take much MUCH longer to make, and if he really just cared about profits he could still just continue the "enlightened centrist" thing he did in the past or just as a whole make something much more crude than his current work which is quite high quality.

    • @joma5721
      @joma5721 3 года назад +7

      this dude definitely isn’t a socialist, left-liberal/welfare capitalist at best. socialists wouldn’t be arguing in favour of columbus

  • @acasualcactus5878
    @acasualcactus5878 3 года назад +285

    This is without a doubt the best April fools’ joke ever.

    • @wilkinlow
      @wilkinlow 3 года назад

      Or is it? What if that's what the aliens want you to think. Hmm

  • @DrCocheRico2
    @DrCocheRico2 Год назад +6

    As an Aurebesh user, I appreciate your use of the "NG" glyph, nen, instead of nern and grek. Your work exudes attention to detail. :-)

  • @Chiller01
    @Chiller01 3 года назад +384

    I was a veterinary student in 1976. We had to do postmortem exams on dozens of dead cattle that had been “mutilated” from all over Colorado, Wyoming and even Utah. Some had been dead for several days. It was a disgusting job and we found no evidence of alien involvement. Also if you shaved your beard and got that haircut for this video, respect, that’s serious dedication to your art.

    • @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan
      @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan 3 года назад +18

      You think the aliens would leave evidence?

    • @Hargrovius
      @Hargrovius 3 года назад +43

      @@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan Why would aliens bother with randomly killing livestock?

    • @arthurmead5341
      @arthurmead5341 3 года назад +14

      You wouldn't exactly know alien involvement if it was staring you in the face, and the 70s wasn't the heyday of cattle mutilation anyways.

    • @Chiller01
      @Chiller01 3 года назад +35

      @@arthurmead5341 as a veterinarian I have studied the anatomy and physiology of more extant species on this planet than any other existing professional. I have studied reptilians, fish, avians and more mammals than I care to remember. If there is anyone who is capable of detecting evidence a sentient life form foreign to this globe it is a veterinarian. Seriously Arthur, lm offended.

    • @mjstray7961
      @mjstray7961 3 года назад +6

      @John John disease tracking by the government is a more plausible explanation than aliens traveling light years just to mutilate cattle.

  • @Kylefassbinderful
    @Kylefassbinderful 3 года назад +83

    The Heaven's Gate mass suicide was 24 years ago last month and still to this day I get shivers down my body when I see that video of Applewhite speaking.

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 3 года назад

      Same. I was in 8th grade when it happened. To this day I still have that image of a police flashlight sweeping over the dozens of dead bodies in bunk beds burned in my head

  • @KrausHaus0
    @KrausHaus0 2 года назад +7

    I was really into ancient aliens in middle school but idk I just naturally shifted to understanding it was shallow and repetitive. However it took reading Carl Sagans The Demon-Haunted World sometime in Highschool to help me fully think critically on the matter. Great video!

  • @TalkingVidya
    @TalkingVidya 3 года назад +549

    You have granted me eyes, now I await for the return of Kos, or some say Kosm

  • @edplaysbass7003
    @edplaysbass7003 3 года назад +135

    My favourite episode of Ancient Aliens is the one where they said aliens came down and gave Stan Lee and Jack Kirby the ideas for superheroes.

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 года назад +36

      And thats the thing that really twists my nuts about the show: it’s really out here trying to make all human accomplishments (big or small) out to be aliens. You like being able to tie your shoes; guess what, its really et making you tie them.

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ 3 года назад +11

      @@thejason755 this is a pretty good guacamole dip you made there....but did you make it? or did the aliens telepathically control you to make it so good? think about it...

    • @ezgolf1764
      @ezgolf1764 3 года назад +3

      @@pengwin_ my eyes have been opened, thank you et

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried 3 года назад +3

      What happens if we find out we were the aliens this whole time? Idk it keeps me up at night

    • @donniejefferson9554
      @donniejefferson9554 3 года назад +8

      I like the one where they said Bigfoot was an alien convict exiled to earth and has secret tunnels to the Himalayas so he can also be yeti

  • @CaptainTimeStories
    @CaptainTimeStories 2 года назад +7

    I love how you used aurebesh (with actual multiletter characters).
    My inner nerd is satisfied.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 3 года назад +169

    Erich Von Daniken has my respect. He is being grifting this crap for over 50 years and just keeps going. That takes some commitment

    • @manospondylus
      @manospondylus 3 года назад +13

      The guy even had his own amusement park dedicated to his theories

    • @theDENIMMAN
      @theDENIMMAN 3 года назад +4

      @@manospondylus we NEED a Defunctland on that

    • @killergoose7643
      @killergoose7643 3 года назад +9

      I get the impression that he was an honest believer when Ancient Aliens started, but eventually decided to say whatever the show wants him to because it's a steady paycheck. His ideas were always open-ended but fairly moderate, now he just goes along with each new episode even if it makes no sense or directly contradicts another.

    • @seditt5146
      @seditt5146 3 года назад +3

      @@killergoose7643 Yeah it is clear he believes it and to be totally honest his theories at their core as originally written are not as fucked as they seem these days. We could replace alien with any culture that is worlds ahead of the one they are contacting and his theories start to make sense. That being said that fucking History channel show really just shit on it all every way it possibly can. Last I heard big foot was an interdimensional alien pet or some stupid shit like that.

  • @damiancampbell1743
    @damiancampbell1743 3 года назад +214

    "As many ancient astronaut theorist believe..."
    *Sigh*
    *Takes a shot*

    • @jpheitman1
      @jpheitman1 2 года назад +1

      Don't do that every time, or you'll wind up in the hospital.

  • @evilkillerpoptarts
    @evilkillerpoptarts Год назад +2

    I'm just sitting here chuckling at how the alien spellings are in Aurebesh from Star Wars.

  • @robertdougherty349
    @robertdougherty349 3 года назад +85

    Jesus is the Secret Hidden Boss in DOOM when you beat the game in the hardest mode 666 times.
    Confirmed by voices in my head.

    • @carterpaulson2068
      @carterpaulson2068 3 года назад +5

      Well, as a true fan of Jesus, I mean I read all the lore and stuff, I have to get to work now. Gotta play every appearance.

  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 3 года назад +59

    The title sequence is great. Cody from Alternate History Hub does a great job of nailing the BS voice over of alternate archaeology media.

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 года назад +4

      I legit just discovered KB’s channel from watching cody’s video, it truly is the team-up i didn’t know i needed. Its a surprise, but certainly a welcome one.

    • @Neymarinet
      @Neymarinet 3 года назад +2

      His voice over the mars moons part decimated my sides

  • @juztnlast953
    @juztnlast953 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Heaven's Gate: The Cult of Cults" is on HBO/Max and it really goes into detail with this group. Very interesting.

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 3 года назад +48

    "These lines...are city streets"
    🤣🤣🤣
    I loooove the commitment to this insanity. Are there outtakes of helpless laughter?

    • @jasonrichard6631
      @jasonrichard6631 3 года назад +1

      I actually fell for it in the first 11 minutes of the video until I relise that this video was uploaded in April 1

  • @abdurrazzaq2314
    @abdurrazzaq2314 3 года назад +56

    " My vehicle is attracted to your vehicle."
    THE BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER.
    YEP. IT'S STILL LOCK-DOWN HERE.

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 3 года назад +3

      That's the line I used when I last got into a car accident. For some reason, the guy was still angry...

  • @InquisitiveHombre
    @InquisitiveHombre Год назад +1

    “Brain is brain. What it does I’m not never quite sure, and I’m not sure anybody else is either.” Greatest string of words ever uttered to have graced my ear holes

  • @manospondylus
    @manospondylus 3 года назад +70

    “One of the few shows we were allowed to watch as a class was Star Trek.”
    Oh well, I guess that’s not too bad.
    “According to Doe, we should aspire to be like the Borg.”
    What
    Edit: Little fun fact about me: I actually got to see Erich von Däniken live in person once, because by pure coincidence he was giving a talk about his theories right in the neighbouring Swiss village. I was 13 at the time and into all that conspiracy crap I don‘t believe in anymore, so it was pretty entertaining.

  • @thetooginator153
    @thetooginator153 3 года назад +34

    I am pretty gullible, but I’ve seen a LOT of “Knowing Better” videos, and checked the date this was published pretty quickly, BUT you did a FANTASTIC job of putting this together AND making some excellent points at the same time. You rock!

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 Год назад +1

    "Brain is brain, and what it does I'm not really quite sure" lmfao not the ron hubbard quote 💀💀💀

  • @SomeoneNamedTygget
    @SomeoneNamedTygget 3 года назад +22

    AlternateHistoryHub's segments sound like they've been lifted directly from an episode of Ancient Aliens. He really captured the vibe

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 года назад +5

      Tbf, he did sacrifice his sanity watching the entire series for research. His sacrifice wasn’t in vain.

  • @cherrynorthful
    @cherrynorthful 3 года назад +29

    Now I know what it would look like if Knowing Better used his powers for chaotic neutral

  • @PBthesquirrel
    @PBthesquirrel 2 года назад +1

    "What happened after 1969?"
    "I'd really rather not. Everytime I talk about the 70s, I black out or something."
    I cracked up so loud that it startled my cat

  • @partycitydumpster
    @partycitydumpster 3 года назад +72

    "whenever I talk about the 70s I black out or something" is a mood

  • @Mattipedersen
    @Mattipedersen 3 года назад +38

    I take it your main costume is supposed to represent "Giorgio A. Tsoukalos" of the "Ancient Aliens" Series. The hair totally gave it away.

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI 2 года назад +1

    "But if so, captured by whom?" Killed me

  • @Diembee
    @Diembee 3 года назад +55

    I didn’t realize this was an April fools video until halfway in, I was like “Knowing Better, are you okay?”

  • @carsoncoleman7
    @carsoncoleman7 3 года назад +7

    29:42 "Well, I don't know, brain is brain." Nice one.

  • @SovietReunionYT
    @SovietReunionYT 2 года назад +2

    Gotta love the RUclips ad algorithm!
    For the pre-video and post-video ads, I got some "documentary" about secret societies and people who've been alive for thousands of years.
    For the first mid-video ad, I got something about bible translations... in Russian. I don't speak Russian.
    And for the second mid-video ad, I got a different version of the bible translations ad, still in Russian, followed by an ad for quantum horoscopes or something of the sort.

  • @vincegonzalez2171
    @vincegonzalez2171 3 года назад +119

    "So, if you aren't one of them, what qualifies you to talk about them?"
    Uhh, my ability to use the most basic functions of the internet and learn things?

    • @TheRiskyBrothers
      @TheRiskyBrothers 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, anybody's allowed to talk about whatever they like. Their qualifications might give them more or less credibility, but the text has to speak for itself. A good example would be one of the current preeminent WW2 historians, John Parshall, whose formal education is a geology degree.
      That being said, it is also incredibly irritating when academics (usually engineers/physicists) who know a great deal about their own field think it gives them authority over all knowledge. But to keep it fair my example is also a geologist, John Wesley Powell, who corectly predicted the US's current water crisis, but also wrote a book ranking how "civilized" various native tribes were. Yike.

  • @liberatordude1988
    @liberatordude1988 3 года назад +269

    This is the best April Fools joke ever.

  • @edisonlima4647
    @edisonlima4647 3 года назад +1

    "Brain is brain".
    I'm so glad I watched Allison Pregler's video on that Star Trek episode I could hardly describe it.

  • @mattking9220
    @mattking9220 3 года назад +44

    Fun fact: Here in the UK, we actually have a popular Christmas song called "A Spaceman Came Travelling", which is about Jesus, who they call "a spaceman"

    • @williamsledge3151
      @williamsledge3151 3 года назад

      I love that song. Reminds me a lot of Stargate for some reason

  • @xmgr2711
    @xmgr2711 3 года назад +64

    Brain is brain. Love the L. Ron Hubbard quote at the end

  • @GranRey-0
    @GranRey-0 3 года назад +55

    After it started to get suspiciously convincing I realized it was for April Fools...but I liked how informative it was near the end.

  • @UntitledNotes
    @UntitledNotes 3 года назад +36

    I think the scariest part is using your cadence to present all of this information

  • @mazingdaddid
    @mazingdaddid 7 месяцев назад +1

    Longest line of latitude and longest line of longitude? I love that line so much

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent 3 года назад +56

    19:54 The _real_ April Fool's joke is that it's secretly another video about the '70s screwing everything up again.

    • @elijahpadilla5083
      @elijahpadilla5083 3 года назад +5

      "We were doing fine, trending better actually . . . and then got hit with the 70s." (Add on the 50s, 60s, and/or 80s depending on the issue).

  • @JW-be8wf
    @JW-be8wf 3 года назад +62

    Either we are alone in this universe or we are not. Both these possibilities are equally terrifying

    • @beneficent2557
      @beneficent2557 3 года назад +4

      Is it? Are you terrified of the strangers on the bus? I think not.
      The "hidden" truth is mundane.
      If we meet aliens, they will most likely be interstellar bureaucrats, or invertebrates, fungi, or microbes.

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 3 года назад +2

      @@beneficent2557 Relax, it's a quote...

    • @existentialpyro99
      @existentialpyro99 2 года назад

      Given how advanced civilizations often treat other ones within humanity themselves, I can’t imagine how an extraterrestrial civilization thousands and thousands of years more advanced than humans would treat us lol...
      Survival of the fittest, I suppose.