you think he broke it listen ive played all dlcs in just cause 3 and have seen flying deer not broken and a atv go under a cargo plane mind you the game isnt broken in both moments
A long time ago, In a galaxy that's the exact same as ours, mama Pickens gave birth to something that was Beautiful, that was Gloria Borger. She also gave birth to another child, the child of prophecy, (no not fecking) Dora, it was, *KEVIN* . Kevin was like all regular kids except he was, a cannibal, a murderer, a cannibal, a fish, a cannibal. (He liked to eat his friends). Soon after Kevin realized he could start this work called -RUclips- TikTok to get money. Money was something Kevin desperately needed, I mean come on he's gotta feed the wife and kids -that he ate- . Kevin soon earned thousands and thousands of dollars and dedicated it all to following the *GREAT OVERLORD SAVIOR, JIM PICKENS* . He became a massive genocist and destroyed millions... This is the backstory of SpongeBob.
0:59 - 1:02 The Demolition Boys shed a tear. 4:16 _”Lift the door up gently.”_ Takes off the roof. 😂 5:24 - 5:30 Grognak smiles like an idiot, at seeing a flying bus. 9:18 - 9:23 Brilliant.
Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything
I don't think that game would work for his humor though. It is a strategy game with no people ever seen in it. Just space combat from a far away view. I love the game, but I don't think it would work for this channel.
I've been in a rut recently, bored fora while and didn't feel like I had a purpose, then I come to this video and someway, somehow, just his voice made all my problems seem to dissolvit et glaciem. thanks, Kevin. A true hero.
Imagine you're just out for a stroll in town on a beautiful sunny day then, out of nowhere, a man on a tractor resembling a beyblade comes from the sky to kill everyone in sight.
This was the best way to advertise this game, great idea Square! I totally wanna buy it now after seeing the incredible freedom of movement and chaotic schenanigans that are possible in this game :D
"I've had a blast." Umm...you've had several blasts in this one, Kev. I love your videos, man. You sure know how to help me end a bad day with a smile. ^_^
Square Enix is lazy as fuck with this series. They keep repackaging the same game with a couple gameplay tweaks but no graphical improvements or bug fixes. 3 and 4 could have been DLC to 2 just as easily.
Kevin: "Oh DEER, there's a deer in my way"
Deer: *is a llama*
The game Kevin was Born to play..
The game is for doing dumb shit science and chaos wich kevin is good at
Wut is nut is cut
@@shookdown2m922 ?
@@__shiyo__22 got to cut the nut
@@__shiyo__22 cut the nut
4:38 how I enter a party
I love this guy
Lol today is my birthday... thanks for the present!!!!!
Just Cause 4 but I make everything the house from Pixar's UP
I got a good laugh, thanks bro.
16K people agree with me in that Call Me Kevin playing Just Cause 4 is GREAT! 98 people just don't like FUN.
Anyone else wanna hear kevin sing "another irish drinking song"?
The line between RT and Kevin gets thinner everyday
Just cause 4 but I am a normal civilian
First this and then smash. Seems like game developers like december.
5:30
a fricking
battle bus
in just cause 4
it slowly became a battle royale game
i sometimes wonder if you're friends with "Daithi De Nogla" (another great African American youtuber)
Is it a new DLC for Oblivion?
5:40 realized he’s playing fortnite
Make more Just Cause videos,
Then bring RT Games in on the action.
I'll be waiting
What's the Air Cannon Thingy Called?
He made a flying bus and didn’t make one Fortnite comment! Bless his soul
Ben Forsyth lol exactly what I thought!
Or did he?🤔
BatVaderGaming no it's never good
Stop reminding me of that game
@@batvadergaming Do you know the microtransactions are only cosmetic
The speed at which you break games continues to improve
Well, that's the thing...
He didn't! This game is MEANT to be played like this 😁😄
you think he broke it listen ive played all dlcs in just cause 3 and have seen flying deer not broken and a atv go under a cargo plane mind you the game isnt broken in both moments
Hey Kevin, Is Mole2 available to talk?
Hey Dick, Is Mole1 available to talk?
why yes he is! @@filiptalimdzioski7281
@@EslayerTM Good cause I think Kevin doesnt want to make more Sims, It's hilarious when he does them.
Me: sees just cause 4 in title
Remembers the just cause games have explosions
This should be interesting
👏👏👏
The entirety of JC 3 was blowing stuff up to complete the game
All the Irish fellers are getting sponsored by square enix.
shure they love us.
That's cause the Irish know how to fight off a country! *You know what I'm talking about*
Phantom Aviator Yeah. Lots of countries do.
@@stampfertnilpfert4485 *I'm referring to when they attacked English and forced them out of Ireland*
Phantom Aviator so?
"That car is going to God now."
But it's moving away from you, Kevin.
:I
It’s going to Jim Pickings
Would it come down at some point? Surely the game has a skybox!
This game is prefect for Kevin do it more plz..........
What if Just Cause had a baby with The Walking Dead...
IN VR?
@@FraternityOfShadows hell yes
This is game is perfect for Kevin, its literally designed with the concept of fucking around
It's just Garry's mod: story mode
Too bad the game is trash
Daddy how did earth get a second moon?
“Well you see boy, it all started with two people. Uma, and Kevin.”
Do you guys think the big companys think RT and Kevin are the same lol
UMDdynamo I did, they sound exactly the same.
definitely
RT? Russia Today? What???
Tyler Durden If you don’t know RTGames, you have been missing out on ALOT, buddy.
There all the same those Irish
*just cause 4 but it's the Rico Rodriguez from Modern Family*
NovaCorp lmao! 😂 I legit forgot he was a thing cuz everytime I hear rico I think just cause
Don't be such a SQUARE Kevin.
Go eat your friends loser
Another good pun
Dino The TRex You’re everywhere...
Hello ultimate Kevin fan
No u
Even Square Enix thinks RT and Kevin are the same person.
Just Cause 4 but Kevin’s intentions are a lot more diabolical than “Just Cause”
Yoloswaggleton thats why its Just Cause *4*
He plays like a crack head and its of much fun!
Great! You're on trending dude! Congrats Kev
That's a good description of your channel. "Just Cause"
👌
who else noticed when he was in the flying bus their was a tornado
NirnSavior yeah it’s part of the story
5:27 wow, the new fortnite battle bus looks amazing
edit: holy shit i never had this many likes before
Don't forget to thank the bus driver
And so Fortnite was born
I came to the comments to look for this
lmao i was commenting that... now people are going to say that i copied u .-.
spoopy spy -sfm artist omg fortnite copied just cause
“Why do I make good content? JuSt CaUsE!”
4
Angered Ewok haha good one
PRAISE THE UMA GODS.
Ok, Buddhist.
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 Ok, macaroon nuggets
My life is made better with Kevin uploading on my birthday!
Happy birthday!
I hope you have a great day!
Hope you have a good one!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday
you didn't crash doing the intro... 100% better than RTGame
Jim pickens with grappling hooks
Square Enix be like : *WhO tHe FeK GaVe ThIs mAn a eArLy AcCeSs !!*
5:36 Irish Forces utilize revolutionary defense technology (1920, Colorized)
A long time ago, In a galaxy that's the exact same as ours, mama Pickens gave birth to something that was Beautiful, that was Gloria Borger. She also gave birth to another child, the child of prophecy, (no not fecking) Dora, it was, *KEVIN* . Kevin was like all regular kids except he was, a cannibal, a murderer, a cannibal, a fish, a cannibal. (He liked to eat his friends). Soon after Kevin realized he could start this work called -RUclips- TikTok to get money. Money was something Kevin desperately needed, I mean come on he's gotta feed the wife and kids -that he ate- . Kevin soon earned thousands and thousands of dollars and dedicated it all to following the *GREAT OVERLORD SAVIOR, JIM PICKENS* . He became a massive genocist and destroyed millions...
This is the backstory of SpongeBob.
Precision ' Iron Man, Captain America and Black Widow Die, Thor also kills Thanos about 10 minutes in, you can’t escape the spoilers
play chicken run on the ps1 please
that game is a true masterpice but lego racers is a better game.
PLEASE
i played that game on my parents' sega dreamcast and it traumatized me
@@Tommy-mk9bo I played the pc version of that
We all know my strong point is driving
“Let me run you over I’m a doctor”
Day 3 of asking kevin to Sing Country Roads Take me home
0:59 - 1:02 The Demolition Boys shed a tear.
4:16
_”Lift the door up gently.”_
Takes off the roof. 😂
5:24 - 5:30 Grognak smiles like an idiot, at seeing a flying bus.
9:18 - 9:23 Brilliant.
5:28
where we droppin'? tilted towers?
or a child substitute
*SEATBELTS EVERYONE*
Loot
DROP TILTED YOU COWARDS
Lucky
*Fortnite is actually the worst game ever, also this is an opinion*
Wazlord Pellet says the one with the ROBLOX profile picture
Oh wow. I'm like, following this content like a boss.
Epic 😎
Call Me Kevin I was the first one to like ur comment notice me pls
@@CallMeKevin I was the second one!
Found this channel about a week ago. I've watched almost the entire catalog. I mean, damn, even made a tinder date watch the army RP videos.
@@hurrdurrish That sound's like the best kind of date ever.
Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything
YES
ALL THE YES
TERRORISE THE GALAXY
I don't think that game would work for his humor though. It is a strategy game with no people ever seen in it. Just space combat from a far away view. I love the game, but I don't think it would work for this channel.
Crusader Kings II then...
Stephanie B Kevin would find a way to ruin it
I killed her
*SUCCESS*
5:30 Wait, I thought you were playing Just Cause 4, not Fortnite!
I don't know why but the idea of Uma nesting the giant satellite dish sounds incredibly cute... I should try it in-game when it releases.
Just Cause 4 but there is no cause 4 me.
Are the driving mechanics better or still shit?
I love when u say ur opening...i feel like i gota real friend
I wonder if Kevin smells good hmmmm
He smells like car tires
Werido...
That's so hot.
Dafaq?
Smells like burning flesh and the souls of his victims
Love your content, thanks for Making my shit life more entertaining.
I am going to buy your Jim Pickens poster for Christmas.
5:28 Wow the new fortnite season is looking crazy!
*Fortnite sucks, but I understand that you said this for memes*
Because it's fun to make fun of
Battlebus.exe is not responding
@@luckyoma0
No u suck
@@nageenafarooq4333 wut
I love you KEVIN You make me happy when i'm not and you always put a smile on my face so thanks man
5:52 dab XD
Ah Yes of Course how could I not see this play on words coming :D
I declare insex with insect
What’s your favorite dinosaur. VELOCIRAPTOR! Did we just become best friends?
*Just Cause 4* but it's the same as Just Cause 3.
FauxHunt YT just with somehow less stuff and the towns are less detailed and shit
Well... Im glad i havent bought it yet.
I just realized you have one million subscribers but I’ve been here since you had 10k I feel old
I've been here since 350k it's an honor to see a veteran Jim Pickens follower
I've been in a rut recently, bored fora while and didn't feel like I had a purpose, then I come to this video and someway, somehow, just his voice made all my problems seem to dissolvit et glaciem. thanks, Kevin. A true hero.
Hes got that affect on people
yawn
Holly crap the bayblade car inseption crap was great
"WHY WOULD YOU BURN DOWN THE ORPHANAGE??? YOU MONSTER!"
"just cause"
0:55 "What kind of car do you drive?" "A 2018 Dreidel."
"Oh he's fine, he's fine. *immediately crashes into a car and explodes*"
Imagine you're just out for a stroll in town on a beautiful sunny day then, out of nowhere, a man on a tractor resembling a beyblade comes from the sky to kill everyone in sight.
kevin wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me ’til I confess
he wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can’t get ya outta my head
This game is literally came out on my birthday on December 4th
hey kevin wuts your favorite bus color? blue, yellow, or red?
GOLD
Odd question
Sigh
4:05 moon from majoras mask is that you?!😱
😂🤣🤣
"Oh dear theres a deer in my way" Kevin that's an Alpaca
every moment of this was hysterical. This game was made for Kevin
Wow how does this keep happening
5:30 The battle bus lmao
8:11 Kevin becomes Batman
Just Cause 4 but my cause is not just
? MORE LIKE BORE RAGNAROK!
Day 55 Of me watching every single video posted by Call Me Kevin.
This was the best way to advertise this game, great idea Square! I totally wanna buy it now after seeing the incredible freedom of movement and chaotic schenanigans that are possible in this game :D
PLEASE PLAY RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 PLEASE
5:45
This new fortnite update looks lit!
5:30 now that is a dream come true of the grognack busdriver!
"It's not about weather the cause is just but weather the cause is 4."
~ThatOneShortDude 2018
"I've had a blast."
Umm...you've had several blasts in this one, Kev.
I love your videos, man. You sure know how to help me end a bad day with a smile. ^_^
Doggle Gog
omfg it's been a while since i last laughed like this 10/10 good quality video content
Almost positive Kevin and RT are the same person
18 on trending!!! Honestly so proud of u Kevin!!been here for nearly 2 years now it’s mad to see how much this channel has grown
Those of you who speak Spanish, go to 0:25
XD
''fuck, fuck!'' I dont get whats so funny
@@luke5277 Since I've started to learn Spanish, I always find it really funny when they swear. Maybe it's just me xd
ive been studying for 5/4 years and yeah i guess i know what you mean, they do have a funny way of swearing. sorry for sounding like an ass
@@luke5277 im mexican and he said go to hell "vete a la mierda"
@@luke5277 he didnt said fuck fuck
So this was uploaded on my birthday :D
Square Enix is lazy as fuck with this series. They keep repackaging the same game with a couple gameplay tweaks but no graphical improvements or bug fixes. 3 and 4 could have been DLC to 2 just as easily.
I have always seen the name of the game as “just cuz” until I saw the title of this video, I’m an idiot
I bet my ass everyone who sponsors Kevin gives him the most glitched game version of all because they know how Kevin is
Just cause Bore Ragnarok