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  • @6stringgunner511
    @6stringgunner511 Год назад +190

    Darth Vader's marriage had it's ups and downs!!!! 😂

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears Год назад +14

      Maybe it needs a lift! 😂

    • @GuyPipili
      @GuyPipili Год назад +5

      It's even bad when you get stuck between floors. Decisions...decisions...😅

    • @dianabodemer1889
      @dianabodemer1889 Год назад +3

      Awesome 😂

    • @6stringgunner511
      @6stringgunner511 Год назад +9

      @@pommiebears
      Ha ha ha ha!!! 😂
      You're onto something there!!!
      Rumour has it.
      There were moments when situations ESCALATED. 😂

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад +2

      heh heh heh heh that's funny :P

  • @samspurgeon4222
    @samspurgeon4222 Год назад +551

    For his punishment, Tyler should have to watch 24 straight hours of Lawrence Welk.... Clockwork Orange style....while Deev eats pizza rolls behind him.......tell me to turn off the A/C again.....😂

    • @toddlenard7602
      @toddlenard7602 Год назад +18

      He should also have to watch the Watergate scandal while Tim and Annette dance the polka 🤓

    • @screwypuppy
      @screwypuppy Год назад +14

      Is it just me, or was Donny and Marie Osmond a fun, non-sleep provoking version of Lawrence Welk?

    • @sherrilllowrey7275
      @sherrilllowrey7275 Год назад +25

      Lawrence Welk is why I hated Sunday nights when I was growing up. Also, anyone else remember being traumatized by the threat of nuclear annihilation? I heard my city was on the hit list due to oil refineries, so I laid awake n terror anytime I heard a plane while lying in bed at night. Ah, yes, the good old days. 😉

    • @Meme-lo7ru
      @Meme-lo7ru Год назад +10

      I second that emotion 😂

    • @Meme-lo7ru
      @Meme-lo7ru Год назад +5

      ​@@sherrilllowrey7275me2

  • @johnswick4593
    @johnswick4593 Год назад +12

    LMFAO!!! I too, was forced to watch Lawerence Welk. "And a 1 and a 2 and a". Polka and square dance mecca.

  • @makeamericagreatagainI776
    @makeamericagreatagainI776 Год назад +5

    15:47 from a southerner with northern parents the way y'all say root like foot instead of boot makes me laugh

  • @bennynortheast1328
    @bennynortheast1328 Год назад +44

    Zed: If you laugh you have to turn your aircon off for the whole week.
    Me, an Australian currently going through our winter: You need to work on your threats.

    • @d4ever649
      @d4ever649 Год назад

      People in the Deep South United States, why do you want us to die?

  • @Ellen-cb6qe
    @Ellen-cb6qe Год назад +43

    When you’re dividing a treat between two kids, have one of them cut it in half and the other can choose their piece. Precision, every time 😂

  • @Cryonic2099
    @Cryonic2099 Год назад +82

    Tyler's really trying to "end" all of his southern fans with this punishment

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 Год назад +4

      Seems to be hot all over. 5 years ago my neighbour asked why on earth I had an airco installed, in a country that only sees very mild summers. Last week he asked for the installer’s phone number. Pity for him, but apparently they’re all sold out.

    • @DGraham9721
      @DGraham9721 Год назад +4

      My ac was broken for like the whole month of may…. It was always between 80-85 degrees in my house during that time. I’ve also had no ac in my car for the past 2 years and my work did not have good ac as it needed repairs to it. I could not escape the heat. Like our “cold” water for shower was not cold…it was warm from the sun beating down on the house. Now that it’s July…. No ac in the house would be death here in central Texas.

    • @SouthernLadyhere
      @SouthernLadyhere Год назад +1

      98° here in my part of South Carolina today. Pretty warm!! Humidity really high and thunderstorms everywhere.

    • @sleeping2696
      @sleeping2696 Год назад

      He done lost his mind

    • @d4ever649
      @d4ever649 Год назад

      Literally… it’s all extremely humid.

  • @xenialafleur
    @xenialafleur Год назад +108

    Is Tyler forgetting about all of the salt on the roads in the winter? That's a whole different kind of Salt Life.

    • @NunyaNomi
      @NunyaNomi Год назад +6

      Underrated comment

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 Год назад +4

      FJB

    • @screwypuppy
      @screwypuppy Год назад +2

      @laurymc1977 Deep salt.

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears Год назад +6

      You wait until Trump wins again in 2024! You won’t ever have to salt your roads again! 😂

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 Год назад +2

      @@pommiebears
      Spot on 😂😂

  • @sugarxsnap
    @sugarxsnap Год назад +3

    'Cucumbers with anxiety."
    Oh. Em. Gee. That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long while. And I was in a bad mood, so.

  • @SNUSNU-lz7dh
    @SNUSNU-lz7dh Год назад +2

    I’m loving the the Storage box lids . The aerodynamics must be fantastic 😂

  • @ElsaLouiseSinger
    @ElsaLouiseSinger Год назад +95

    "Tyler's" out of his mind. Ain't turning off my AC 😂😂😂

    • @mewregaurdhissyfit7733
      @mewregaurdhissyfit7733 Год назад +3

      If HE does it, I will do it.

    • @liamflorentine902
      @liamflorentine902 Год назад +3

      @@mewregaurdhissyfit7733 Ditto

    • @dotar9586
      @dotar9586 Год назад +4

      Living in Southern Arizona, uh, no.😰

    • @cattailer1077
      @cattailer1077 Год назад +1

      Not..... Too blistering hot and humid...🥵

    • @noelsteele
      @noelsteele Год назад +2

      I live in LA (Lower Alabama). Ain't no way I'm turnin' off my AC. 🤣🤘

  • @chrisgenson2278
    @chrisgenson2278 Год назад +99

    Hey Tyler, you forgot the 6th stage of waking up: The full bladder.

    • @gavensedgwick6516
      @gavensedgwick6516 Год назад +9

      That's included in the acceptance stage

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад +6

      Yep! I hate when my body wakes me up to use the bathroom lol, especially if I just went not long ago -_-

    • @therevelistmovement4683
      @therevelistmovement4683 Год назад

      7th stage: The mirror and realizing you got a little fatter.

    • @kimvibk9242
      @kimvibk9242 Год назад +3

      At 60+ years old, the full bladder occurs before waking up and having to get out of bed...but the upside is that you get to go back to bed and go to sleep again.

    • @minikinbricks08
      @minikinbricks08 Год назад +2

      Natures alarm clock. Can’t hit the snooze button on that 😂

  • @seerofallthatisobvious1316
    @seerofallthatisobvious1316 Год назад +9

    Ella Vader, comedy gold.😄

  • @BigHappysPlace
    @BigHappysPlace Год назад +2

    I am right at the tail end of Lawrence Welk. I use to see his shows from time to time. My parents and grandparents always talked about the show.

  • @adamthomson2873
    @adamthomson2873 Год назад +1

    Thanks for the laughs.I grew up watching Lawrence Welk at my Grand Parent's house. No smoke, no mirrors,no cursing,no boobs,no flashings lights,no fireworks and provocative positions just pure unadulterated musical talent.

  • @wendygore2709
    @wendygore2709 Год назад +76

    I almost cried 😢 when Tyler said he didn't know who Lawrence Welk was. Now, I feel REALLY old 😕 Thanks Zed

    • @BostrsBoy
      @BostrsBoy Год назад +11

      A one-a and a two-a....

    • @GeorgieB1965
      @GeorgieB1965 Год назад +6

      Don't feel so bad. I once had to explain to someone who Bob Ross was, and she was in her early 50s.

    • @Calibrex_Gaming
      @Calibrex_Gaming Год назад

      Most dont

    • @lynnmarie2962
      @lynnmarie2962 Год назад +1

      I had to watch it with my Dad, when I was too sick to go to church with my Mom. Hee Haw came on first though and that was agonizing as well.

    • @erickamekonapeper4007
      @erickamekonapeper4007 Год назад +1

      Me too and also because I think of when I stayed with my Grandparents for weekends sometimes I sure miss them. 😔

  • @fawnnamorse4721
    @fawnnamorse4721 Год назад +22

    Tyler said "lollygag" I thought I was the last one to still say that.... 😂 thank you Tyler❤

    • @tootalltam143
      @tootalltam143 Год назад +5

      I said dilly dally other day and kid at work thought I was crazy 😅

    • @unisolider
      @unisolider Год назад +5

      That one lives strong in the military, so your not alone lmao

    • @fawnnamorse4721
      @fawnnamorse4721 Год назад +3

      @unisolider made me feel good. How do I surround my self with people who talk like me in terms of generation? How does one go about this.....lol how do I get to know some soilders.....

    • @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330
      @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 Год назад +4

      Join any branch of the military and you’ll hear it often.

    • @fawnnamorse4721
      @fawnnamorse4721 Год назад +1

      @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 I'd like to date some one from any branch of the military, that'd be cool.

  • @RainedOnParade
    @RainedOnParade Год назад +142

    Zed is the embodiment of explaining the joke.

    • @gilwood7530
      @gilwood7530 Год назад +13

      Even if he doesn't get it !!!

    • @FunnyKingdom1986
      @FunnyKingdom1986 Год назад +7

      Or completely missing the joke and it all flying over his hat...
      😘

    • @blakehintz3207
      @blakehintz3207 Год назад +3

      I call it 'Tylersplaining'. It is really becoming a problem in our society.

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 Год назад +2

      When you think that everyone else is as stupid as you are. Well....sometimes I are dubm.

    • @blakehintz3207
      @blakehintz3207 Год назад +1

      @@ronjones-6977 is r me well as

  • @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046
    @lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 Год назад +9

    It's easy for me and my family to agree to the terms of the "If you laugh, you lose" challenge today as we are currently in winter season down here in Victoria, Australia. No worries Tyler, I won't have My A'C on for this week and for many weeks to come. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mpluschkitty8181
      @mpluschkitty8181 Год назад +4

      Yep I laughed my arse off knowing I won't be using my air con in Western Australia either 😅

  • @dreamweaver1603
    @dreamweaver1603 Год назад +1

    That last bit with Biden afraid of something he stepped on and the lady saying Idiot is so freaking funny!

  • @joshdudeguy2830
    @joshdudeguy2830 Год назад +76

    I'll have you know, as a nurse, I never did that TikTok dancing shit. I have no idea how anyone found time to. I was drowning in unsafe nurse-to-patient ratios. lol

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 Год назад +13

      Thank you for your work.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад +8

      Thank you ♥

    • @Cheray_
      @Cheray_ Год назад +4

      🤣🤣😉

    • @Mister_Matt_X
      @Mister_Matt_X Год назад +16

      My mother is a nurse and she tells me when she goes to the lunchroom there's always that someone in the hospital staff dancing for Snapchat or TikTok and I wish I could tell her something like "See Ma that's what you call woke agendas that are being forced in the workplace."
      Because she tells me that the state could get involved trying to figure out what's going on in the hospital and how are doctors, nurses or other medical professionals not doing their jobs... It's unreal... Imagine if you danced in front of a camera in the workplace back in the 1980s or the 1990s you would've been completely fired from your job!

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor Год назад +5

      ..... clearly numerous entire hospitals had PLENTY of time on their hands ....

  • @Bearacooter
    @Bearacooter Год назад +21

    Tyler doesn't know who Lawrence welk is... boy I use to be a remote control

  • @formerevolutionist
    @formerevolutionist Год назад +76

    When you get older, your kids won't be waking you up several times a night. Your bladder will.

    • @toddlenard7602
      @toddlenard7602 Год назад +4

      Me too. This is a new one though. When I fart when I'm peeing the pee stream stops until my fart comes to an end.😂

    • @GuyPipili
      @GuyPipili Год назад +3

      TRUTH!😂

    • @RobKimbro1966
      @RobKimbro1966 Год назад +3

      You ain't wrong

    • @mattstone8878
      @mattstone8878 Год назад +3

      An ancient truth states...that in life...the most stinky poops...are consequently the most satisfying. 💩

    • @benwarwick4290
      @benwarwick4290 Год назад +5

      Dont drink tea and coffee and don't drink 4 hours before bed. Then you will be able to sleep 10 hours without needing a pee lmao regardless of age but no that cup of tea 10 minutes before bed must be worth it😂😂😂.

  • @bettyc.parker-young1437
    @bettyc.parker-young1437 Год назад +1

    I did horribly! 😵 But not doing the punishment! Make me why don't you! 😂😂😂

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie Год назад +3

    The 24 hour keep quiet day should be at least 7 days a week.

  • @Kdawg45
    @Kdawg45 Год назад +13

    Thanks for giving me humor, while my life is put on a hold. Cheers everyone.

  • @patc4586
    @patc4586 Год назад +20

    Gooood mernin', Tyler.
    Lawrence Welk. Essentially, a ballroom band leader and accordion player. He had a musical variety television show that ran from 1955 to 1981. Extremely popular with the Geritol crowd.

    • @SoBayK80
      @SoBayK80 Год назад +1

      It was on Saturday evening, so "watching Lawrence Welk" signified no social life to my generation.

    • @johnclifton8074
      @johnclifton8074 Год назад +1

      Wasn't Geritol one of the sponsors ?
      I think I remember that.
      I was born in 56 though but I do remember that show growing up.

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 Год назад +1

      You got to remember that they didn't get hooked on Laurence Welk when they were old, they watched it when they were old to remember how they danced the night away, after a hard day at the bomb making factory, as they banged the 4-F guys while their men were off fighting the Hun.
      No ole Memaw watched that show to relive her wild years, like you'll be doing watching videos of Nessa Barrett or
      The Kid LAROI

  • @SatisfyingChicken
    @SatisfyingChicken Год назад +4

    As much as a quiet day sounds AMAZING! We all know our government would turn it into something horrific.

  • @jmatt4life
    @jmatt4life Год назад +1

    Ella Vader was the best!
    🤣😂🤣🙌🏻👍🏻😎

  • @BJMauck
    @BJMauck Год назад +25

    Tyler, you give me such great joy because you are so young and naive at times! I had to watch Lawrence Welk too, mainly because my Dad had played gigs with Myron Floren who was an expert accordionist.

  • @GFNub
    @GFNub Год назад +46

    5:00
    Denial “That can’t be the alarm, can it?”
    Anger “damnit! It is alarm!”
    Bargaining “just keep ya eyes closed for a minute and then you’ll be ok”
    Depression “it’s not going to be ok”
    Acceptance “well, got to go to work.”

    • @jameswoodland2719
      @jameswoodland2719 Год назад +1

      I always found the bargaining bit funny, it's like you're fighting with yourself.

  • @jessyepanother1886
    @jessyepanother1886 Год назад +16

    I live in Fl. No one will ever tell me that I'm not allowed to put my AC on. 😂

    • @dorianward4909
      @dorianward4909 Год назад +2

      Allowed

    • @ripvanwinkle2002
      @ripvanwinkle2002 Год назад

      alowed*
      for next time 😋

    • @MissMulaBaby15
      @MissMulaBaby15 Год назад +2

      He’s from up north he will never understand our southern pain!! It’s probably still snowing where he lives 😝

    • @victorialove9104
      @victorialove9104 Год назад +1

      Born and raised in Florida. 4th generation. My family didn't have AC until I was in college. Under no circumstances am I turning my AC off.

    • @jessyepanother1886
      @jessyepanother1886 Год назад

      @victorialove9104 Nice. I'm 5th generation Floridian, and my boys are 6th gen. I've only met a few people that are more than 3 generations and up. Not too many of us.

  • @tishbowman2990
    @tishbowman2990 Год назад +1

    Your "What the hell?" about the lava had me crying I was laughing so hard!

  • @johnwieczorek1184
    @johnwieczorek1184 Год назад +3

    I remember, as a kid, going to a party at someone's basement and a bunch of grown-ups and some of us kids heading up to the living room to watch Lawrence Welk . Afterward, it was back to the basement. Felt the same way about Mitch Miller's sing along show. Never missed either one!

  • @TheBridget272
    @TheBridget272 Год назад +30

    The apostrophe in the banana sign killed me more than the "each." But the "each" was a nail in the coffin.

    • @toonmariorpg
      @toonmariorpg Год назад +7

      Too many people like to use an apostrophe to make a word plural. So dumb...

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 Год назад +8

      Products can be priced per case, or by “each”. Distributors will frequently use the word “eaches”. But they really butchered the grammar. They only needed to say “$.25 each”.

    • @az-yq3rk
      @az-yq3rk Год назад +1

      lol didn't notice that. Yeah that is funny, thx, need all giggles we find and the By the each, reminds of my old computer games that constantly tell me to, Switch off Add Block! Is make our games not working!

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 Год назад +2

      @@the-great-experimentdotcom9744 similarly, in US English (maybe Brits, Canadians, Aussies) we turn water on and off. Other languages open and close the water.

    • @sleepup7931
      @sleepup7931 Год назад +1

      @@ontheroad5317 also Open the light

  • @Mikedeela
    @Mikedeela Год назад +62

    I find it difficult to believe that you don't know who Lawrence Welk was. His show, The Lawrence Welk Show, was on TV for over 30 years. He lived a fascinating life. His family were immigrants from Ukraine to North Dakota. A great American Dream story. They went from living under a wagon, covered in sod, to him becoming a nationally known TV personality. My parents made me watch it too. It didn't hurt me.

    • @luther56
      @luther56 Год назад +7

      And there is a very nice theater in Branson, Missouri... "The Lawrence Welk Theater".

    • @blackrhino3442
      @blackrhino3442 Год назад +3

      I took accordion lessons.

    • @janeenschultz8502
      @janeenschultz8502 Год назад +6

      I never watched Lawrence Welk, but I did watch Red Skelton.

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Год назад +13

      Anna 1 Anna 2 Anna 3 lets play

    • @gosmoothgolight7567
      @gosmoothgolight7567 Год назад +5

      Drove through his hometown in ND once ... there was a historic marker. Not much else, but yeah, we watched his show at my Grandparent's place whenever we'd visit them :) Good memories!

  • @jamessimone9611
    @jamessimone9611 Год назад +15

    2:15 Poor Ella. With a husband like Darth, you know she was up and down a lot.

  • @StonedDead1981
    @StonedDead1981 Год назад +1

    The DUI kid ODed on cheese puffs just goes to show, It Ain't Easy Beein Cheesy! And yes, had that exact stereo.

  • @fsevin3
    @fsevin3 Год назад +1

    In case anyone was wondering, the study about atrazine and frogs is the source for the Alex Jones meme "They're turning the fricking frogs gay"

  • @Cyndromeunited
    @Cyndromeunited Год назад +56

    Yay!!! Thanks Tyler for not taking a day off…and keep those punishments going!!! And there’s NO WAY WE’RE DOING THIS PUNISHMENT IN THIS WEATHER!!

    • @robertball3578
      @robertball3578 Год назад +8

      It was 110°F yesterday, cooler today, forecast is 109. I'll turn off Tyler before I turn off my A/C; they are both important part of my day, don't make me choose.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Год назад +4

      IKR!!
      Also, The biggest horror of Titanic was it being 3+hrs long. At least we had the dude whose swan-dive was broken up by the propeller and we heard the "GONG" sound. 😳😵‍💫God bless you Titanic Sound-Effects guy!! 🤣

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 Год назад

      @@robertball3578same here! Although a huge storm came thru and cooled it off a little

  • @douglasnyquist2933
    @douglasnyquist2933 Год назад +9

    Tyler, one of the best parts of The Lawrence Welk Show, was when the bubble machine was being used, or it was 'Sing-a-long Time' and you were told to "Follow the bouncing ball".

    • @emmiesmith3400
      @emmiesmith3400 Год назад +1

      The bouncing ball was Sing Along With Mitch!

  • @regenagarreau9070
    @regenagarreau9070 Год назад +4

    Watching Lawrence welk bring back fond memories of my dad...may he continue to rest in peace 🙏

  • @pablorages1241
    @pablorages1241 Год назад +1

    That's how ALL Cybertrucks should look !

  • @thomasallen3818
    @thomasallen3818 Год назад

    I can definitely relate to the Lawrence Welk meme! And a one-a! and a two-a! lol 😂

  • @morgran2002
    @morgran2002 Год назад +105

    I watched Lawrence Welk with my Memaw as a kid. That man was funny as hell. He was always joking and pranking his guests

    • @staceylynne6616
      @staceylynne6616 Год назад +26

      I'll always remember the bubbles that flowed while the big band played and they danced 😅

    • @ElCid48
      @ElCid48 Год назад +8

      I loved Mich Miller as well

    • @jeffreyjennings1640
      @jeffreyjennings1640 Год назад +13

      Tyler: "Now, I don't know who the hell that is..." Me: "Ooooh, I'm old, that happened to me..."

    • @joebollig2689
      @joebollig2689 Год назад +9

      LOVED LAWRENCE WELK AS A KID!

    • @davidglaza5638
      @davidglaza5638 Год назад +11

      Anyone to me: You MUST choose, watch Lawrence Welk or sandpaper the asshole of a badger in a phone booth.
      Me as a teenager: Give me the 120 grit and by the way what's the badgers name?

  • @cghizzoni
    @cghizzoni Год назад +11

    I just felt really old when Zed said he doesn't know Lawrence Welk. 😂

  • @georgewodicka4839
    @georgewodicka4839 Год назад +17

    Good morning, Nancy. How's Paul's case going??

  • @rhsking05
    @rhsking05 Год назад +1

    Lawrence Welk was aired on PBS. It was from the 70’s and 80’s and they played the reruns every evening for a couple of hours throughout the 90’s. It was a song and dance show. Lawrence Welk was the band leader and they would have skits play along to the music. Very old time show.

  • @eilenajohnson-oq7nr
    @eilenajohnson-oq7nr Год назад +1

    Omg an add came across right as Tyler was talking about tootsie pops and it sounded like he wasn't gonna know and my heart dropped flet old as dirt lmao😂😂 your show is literally the only thing I watch you guys are great

  • @CatherineBurk
    @CatherineBurk Год назад +9

    Tyler, Lawrence Well was from North Dakota, he was a band leader and accordion player. Mainly they played polka's and big band music. In the days of one television and three channels you watched what you were told to.

  • @stevenraushenberger716
    @stevenraushenberger716 Год назад +11

    Still laughing and picturing Ella Vader saying," I’m your mother"😂

  • @Malannelene
    @Malannelene Год назад +11

    Tyler sounding like Dr Evil when saying “Magma”

  • @wellston2826
    @wellston2826 Год назад +1

    Lawrence Welk was an orchestra leader who played "Champagne music... the sweetest music this side of heaven." and he had a television show popular with the elderly during the 1950's and 1960's. His fans were of the age of those who fought in World War I. The show was sponsored by Geratol.

  • @99thsketchythought
    @99thsketchythought Год назад +22

    I'll admit it...the pogo plunger got me.

    • @buckmahaffey7648
      @buckmahaffey7648 Год назад +3

      That one got me too! There is no way that i am going to turn off my AC in Texas. He did say if you accept the terms head down and like this video. I will just give this video a like next week.

  • @brexit9279
    @brexit9279 Год назад +1

    There are “SALT” TRUCKS in Minnesota! 😂

  • @raynyhus2026
    @raynyhus2026 Год назад +26

    The fact zed doesn't know Lawrence Welk is crazy. Everyone in Minnesota watched that growing up, plus the ladies were actually ladies.

  • @cherylweber1246
    @cherylweber1246 Год назад +198

    Bad jokes are better than the politicans were stuck with.

    • @incurableromantic4006
      @incurableromantic4006 Год назад +11

      The clap is better than the politicians we're stuck with.

    • @janos5408
      @janos5408 Год назад +14

      I thought the politicians were the bad jokes.

    • @henryspiers8578
      @henryspiers8578 Год назад +5

      ​@@janos5408paid by us, bad jokes

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 Год назад +4

      and better than the misspelling of we're that luckily you aren't stuck with. (as editing exists)

    • @lyleandrew6891
      @lyleandrew6891 Год назад +6

      What jokes were the politicians stuck with?

  • @patc4586
    @patc4586 Год назад +5

    That "Pot-O-Lava" is one of my favorite memes, ever. 😂

  • @arkangel.45
    @arkangel.45 Год назад +1

    Bet 5bucks, Tyler didn't see the lid lodged in the ceiling on the pressure cooker meme lol

  • @j.8678
    @j.8678 Год назад

    The salt life in Minnesota is during the winter when they salt the roads to clear them 😆

  • @nancyallen8497
    @nancyallen8497 Год назад +7

    Lawrence Welk was amazing he was a Swedish band conductor and once a week he had a show where they would play music and dance

    • @jannywanny2201
      @jannywanny2201 Год назад +1

      He was of German heritage.

    • @matthewreynolds23
      @matthewreynolds23 Год назад

      ​@@jannywanny2201he was American but his folks where from what's now Ukraine

  • @ontheroad5317
    @ontheroad5317 Год назад +53

    Tyler, stop. I’m 62 yrs old, and I would take that escalator slide over and over! Looks like a blast! My wife would just walk away shaking her head, then pick me up again when she was done shopping.

    • @garysprandel1817
      @garysprandel1817 Год назад +11

      61 and would be right behind you.

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears Год назад +9

      You and my husband would get along absolutely great! 👍🏽😉

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 Год назад +12

      @@pommiebears we just will not grow up. My dad is 89, and still gets a kick out of good fart.

    • @YOUR-LOCAL13
      @YOUR-LOCAL13 Год назад +9

      I played with my kids in the ball pits regardless of knowing how dirty they could be. We lived! We were tougher back then.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад +6

      @@ontheroad5317 I'm 36 and still find farts funny lol.

  • @blackdragoness21
    @blackdragoness21 Год назад +59

    No Tyler, I'm not turning off my AC. I'm called the Ice Queen in my house for a reason.

    • @susanmulvey6311
      @susanmulvey6311 Год назад +5

      I’m with you!! My adult sons tease me about how I can’t stand to the hot weather, and they freeze when they come to visit! I tell them wait 20 plus years! 😂 I use to love the heat, sun, sunbathing, but not now, darn it! (But hopefully the heat won’t bother them, ever!)

    • @CoachCHuG
      @CoachCHuG Год назад +5

      Let it go, Elsa!

    • @kellyjohnson4046
      @kellyjohnson4046 Год назад +2

      I'm with you on that one!!!
      @blackdragoness21

    • @TheEarthCreature
      @TheEarthCreature Год назад +3

      Oh, no.. that's not why. They'd explain, but they're afraid of you. lol

  • @welcometothejungle3222
    @welcometothejungle3222 Год назад +1

    When I was kid in the early 90s, our local ice cream truck that came through the neighborhood would give you a free tootsie pop if you had the wrapper with the Indian shooting the star, but it had to be the full picture. It couldn't be cut off at the edge.

  • @davidleblanc5271
    @davidleblanc5271 Год назад +1

    Actually that person is awesome at cooking - the Lava Cake looked AWESOME

  • @J_Bwn
    @J_Bwn Год назад +11

    This show is a part of my Sunday morning routine. You never disappoint 🤙

  • @azrael251
    @azrael251 Год назад +5

    Tyler out here trying to kill people with the punishment lmao

  • @RavensEyeOffroad
    @RavensEyeOffroad Год назад +16

    I ALMOST spit my energy drink out of the pay off debt one. 😂

  • @reb3102
    @reb3102 Год назад +1

    I remember when visiting my grandparents we'd always watch Lawrence Welk in the evening.

  • @LesKlarsTrainProject
    @LesKlarsTrainProject Год назад +1

    Salt life in Minnesota has a special meaning. Ask the rust proofing guys!

  • @thomasbrovont4114
    @thomasbrovont4114 Год назад +5

    11:32 This is 100% why I watch Zeducation. For these motivational speeches that give me the will to get out of bed for one more day.

  • @HoustonRebel
    @HoustonRebel Год назад +41

    You know you're officially considered old when the younger generation doesn't know who Lawrence Welk is.

    • @warhorse1956
      @warhorse1956 Год назад +9

      Heck, a lot of them never heard of the Beatles, or Led Zeppelin.

    • @HoustonRebel
      @HoustonRebel Год назад +6

      @@warhorse1956 Some of them have though. As well as Hendrix, Skynyrd, Creedence, and The Doors. Not a lot but enough to give me hope. Lol.

    • @violetmoon2283
      @violetmoon2283 Год назад +4

      I'm almost ten years younger than Tyler, I still know who Lawrence Welk is, I don't know how Tyler dodged that knowledge.

    • @frankray9227
      @frankray9227 Год назад +3

      I actually watched Lawrence Welk with my grandma. Love you Grandma, RIP.

    • @stevespyder
      @stevespyder Год назад +1

      I wonder if Tyler has heard of Liberace...

  • @10538
    @10538 Год назад +5

    I don't have a chaos corner. Instead, I have a disaster kitchen table.

  • @doc47448
    @doc47448 Год назад

    Lawrence Welk is basically Big Band music set to bubbles, that's right, you heard me, bubbles! Lots and lots of bubbles!🤣🤣

  • @travissmith2211
    @travissmith2211 Год назад +1

    I feel Lawrence Welk is primed for a comeback like Bob Ross.

  • @jbass986
    @jbass986 Год назад +27

    Tyler had to use Dr. Evil voice to say Megma😂

    • @NunyaNomi
      @NunyaNomi Год назад

      Is that a combination of smegma and magma? Ewwwww

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears Год назад +3

      Well….you HAVE to. It’s like an unwritten, but clearly understood, rule!

    • @jbass986
      @jbass986 Год назад +2

      @@pommiebears I agree mostly. But the word is Magma

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Год назад +1

      @@jbass986 Nah! It's megma ;)

    • @kechidonick
      @kechidonick Год назад

      Smegma

  • @shootindoc1jam_n80
    @shootindoc1jam_n80 Год назад +9

    I’m one of those “Lawrence Welk” child captive’s, lol. It was either Hee Haw at home or L.W. At my grandmother’s. Hated as a kid, really miss it now

    • @ripvanwinkle2002
      @ripvanwinkle2002 Год назад +1

      hated, dont miss it..

    • @shootindoc1jam_n80
      @shootindoc1jam_n80 Год назад +1

      Well, miss the time with my grandmother… not so much the show. Haha… such painfully ingrained pure boredom

    • @ripvanwinkle2002
      @ripvanwinkle2002 Год назад +2

      @@shootindoc1jam_n80 yea i miss my elders but i dont miss the " pastimes" they subjected me to for the most part..

    • @lindablazek3287
      @lindablazek3287 Год назад +1

      Hee Haw was much better than LW for sure!

  • @alwayswatchingforlordjesus7119
    @alwayswatchingforlordjesus7119 Год назад +5

    The ball pit was how we got our immune system healthy

  • @ab62051
    @ab62051 Год назад

    The Lawrence Welk bit ...brought back so many...PISSED OFF memories.

  • @Jill_T
    @Jill_T Год назад

    Soo True, every truck in Florida has Salt Life and FloGrown Stickers on them!! LOL LOL LOL

  • @micahjames5286
    @micahjames5286 Год назад +10

    My mother solved the sibling "equal portions" problem by having one child cut the candy bar to be shared, and the Other one chose which piece!!

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Год назад +1

      Amazing how they’ll practically use lasers when you do that.

  • @EugeneMartin95
    @EugeneMartin95 Год назад +12

    Pregnant man emoji I thought that was A Bill Gates emoji

  • @hprado77
    @hprado77 Год назад +29

    It's all my fault Zed.....my son and daughter, both teens, watch you every Sunday. You had them mean mug each other during the sibling measurement segment. LOL!

  • @michaelrein5207
    @michaelrein5207 Год назад +1

    It’s triple digits in Houston; you’re going to kill me.

  • @susanmayer9791
    @susanmayer9791 Год назад

    Hahahahahahaha oh, Tyler, turn off my AC...NO! xD

  • @jerryfarmer5737
    @jerryfarmer5737 Год назад +4

    I watched Lawrence Welk growing up. We all could use some of his type of family entertainment today.

  • @ZeroBeat1
    @ZeroBeat1 Год назад +14

    Tyler, I say this with all sincerity. There is no force on this earth that could make me turn my air conditioner off this week. Any attempts to turn it off will be considered a hostile action and I will defend myself and my home with any and all means available to me.

    • @CaffeinatedTigress
      @CaffeinatedTigress Год назад +2

      Easy solution: don't hit like. "if you accept the terms of this game, head down and like this video." If you don't hit the like.... you don't accept the terms. Easy as that.

    • @beltfed4624
      @beltfed4624 Год назад

      :::wipes away tears of pride:::
      OOOOORAH! & PASS THE AMMO!

  • @Justintoxed
    @Justintoxed Год назад +5

    The Salt Life thing in Minnesota comes from putting salt on the road in the winter time for snow melt.

  • @anon_y_mousse
    @anon_y_mousse Год назад +2

    Well, they're right, it is boneless chicken. And that chaos corner gives me anxiety too, but not because I'm a neat freak, just neater than that.

  • @Rumplestiltskin777
    @Rumplestiltskin777 Год назад +1

    Omg lawrence welk ! Holy dance offs batman

  • @mommawant9989
    @mommawant9989 Год назад +4

    “For when it gets real” 2:40
    😂😂😂

  • @ridewithjasonhorvath
    @ridewithjasonhorvath Год назад +10

    "Medium rare steak with some o' that good ol'..."
    Tyler had a Biden moment

    • @rumblehat4357
      @rumblehat4357 Год назад +2

      Sounded like he caught himself just before saying something incriminating...

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Год назад +2

      "Well, anyhow..."

    • @edwardcook2973
      @edwardcook2973 Год назад

      Medium-rare steak is even worse than a pizza with pineapple on it. The only food worse than either of those is anything with guacamole on/in it. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 Год назад

      @@edwardcook2973 What about something with cilantro in it?

    • @ILGuy2012
      @ILGuy2012 Год назад +1

      Tyler had two Biden moments. The other one was when talking about serving sizes (around 19:36).

  • @rufus5966
    @rufus5966 Год назад +16

    Darth Vader also had an uncle..... his name was Taxi.
    I'll let you figure that one out.

    • @Retiredmom2
      @Retiredmom2 Год назад +2

      Said it out loud, immediately got it and laughed

  • @VictoriaMarch13
    @VictoriaMarch13 Год назад +1

    I also heard the myth of the cowboy and the star! Haven't heard anyone say that in years! 🤣

  • @Rightsomehandsome
    @Rightsomehandsome Год назад +16

    I used to watch Lawerence Welk with my grandmother. It put me to sleep. On the other end, we used to watch Bob Barker.
    Price is Right taught me Math. Lawrence Welk taught me a drug free sleeping aid.

    • @shootthemoon6072
      @shootthemoon6072 Год назад +2

      I watched Lawrence Welk with my grandmother too. Good times.
      I watched it on mushrooms once and it freaked me right out...all them old outfits and horned rimmed glasses and strange hairdos; gives me the willies just thinking about it.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege Год назад +1

      Pretty sure that was Anaconnie

    • @Rightsomehandsome
      @Rightsomehandsome Год назад +3

      I enjoyed watching “The Stories” with her too. All My Children, then Mom got home and we all would watch Another World.
      I’ll pass on the mushrooms, wouldn’t want Nanny to rise from her grave and wash my mouth out with soap.

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Год назад

      Aaa wonderfull - Aaa wonderfulll

    • @shootthemoon6072
      @shootthemoon6072 Год назад

      @@Rightsomehandsome lol

  • @paulabell8747
    @paulabell8747 Год назад +8

    Gotta have deev every Sunday, please

  • @plaguen
    @plaguen Год назад +8

    Tyler, SaltLife in the Midwest is for the 6 months of salt on the road during winter.

  • @nogames8982
    @nogames8982 Год назад +1

    Oh, my God, my grandma loved Lawrence Welk. We had to watch it every week if we were there at her house then. No exceptions. Absolutely no exceptions.

  • @strydershadow391
    @strydershadow391 Год назад

    I do not accept these terms and yet promise to laugh wholeheartedly. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 Год назад +12

    Worse than running into someone you know while grocery shopping is when someone else runs into someone THEY know, and the two of them camp out side by side in the aisle and chat for 7 hours, oblivious to the thousand people who have to get in their shopping around them. Second place, the person who stops in the middle of turning their cart in mid-aisle because they got a text, and they are now unable to move again until they write a 3500 word essay in response.

    • @edwardcook2973
      @edwardcook2973 Год назад

      Or when you were 9 and were required to go with your mom to the grocery store and she met someone at the store she literally saw at church 2 days ago, and they have to talk about everything they did since the last time they met at the store, which was literally last week. You finally wandered off to the toy section or the magazine rack (or the section with the hamsters and birds and fish if you went to Woolworth) or anywhere but standing there listening to 2 women talking about the most boring topics on the face of the earth. Then you got in trouble because your mom had to come looking for you before leaving the store. Of course if you are old enough, you can remember the old female cashiers catching you misbehaving and giving you swats and taking you back to your mom who gave you more swats. When you finally got back home, you might get even more swats from your dad.
      I really hated going to the store with my mom when I was a kid.