where you lay behind the other person and hug their back essentially. Spooning is also a sexual manoeuvre, so when two heterosexual males talk of doing it in a survival situation... It could be quite embarrassing!
I think leaving Hammond in the freezing cold up in the Rockies and deliberately took forever to rescue him was revenge for what they went through in the Himalayas.
I've watched this like three times, and it's still the most epic whinge ever put to film, it makes me laugh every time lol! Every time I watch it I lose it at "Jeremy, I'm very cold..."
@Orion V holy shit why the hostility??? I'm sorry for not having memorized when that clip was uploaded. What the fuck is wrong with you? I wasn't rude or anything with my reply. I simply suggested a different option for "most British tirade" and your response is to be a massive fucking douchebag. Holy shit. Get help.
@@thehammurabichode7994 i suggested Jeremy's airport rant was the most British tirade and some guy very very very rudely told me that happened after OP's comment.
Here is a tip. Pour the water out of your container and heat it up on your camp stove. Pour it back in the container. Take a drink. Put the hot bottle of water under your shirt. Another tip. If all you have is a thin fluffy blanket and a thin sleeping bag don't put the blanket on top. Instead wrap yourself in the blanket first and then get in the sleeping bag.
If the zipper to your sleeping bag is broken beyond repair you can jury rig another closure. Try poking small holes next to the zipper on both sides. Then take your boot laces thread them through the holes. Or course you will need to relace your boots in the morning but it will get your through the night.
I've cried laughing so many times watching this scene, James seems genuily traumatised but still funny as hell LMAO "absolutely unbearable !", "unspeakable !" Lmaoooo
They need to revive the TV series "Grumpy Old Men" with just James & Jeremy. Each episode would be about 4 hours long, but they'd still be absolute gold.
WHINING. The perfect word to describe these three seriously. I would do absolutely anything to spend an hour or a day with these three and just bicker or whine about literally anything and drive cars while roasting each other.
Time to pull out the Yorkshire sketch… Pillow with rocks? Back in my day you were lucky to have a pillow with rocks. Rusty sharp nails is what i had as a boy.
Watched again and was still laughing out loud. My mummification sleeping bag tried strangling me once. I woke up in the morning with the draw string wrapped around my neck
People expect an entire subcontinent with one of the longest mountain ranges to be just entirely warm and then they go to places where the temp on an average stays below -25°C and in winters usually goes down to -40
North Indian cold can be much different than the sub zero cold in Europe. it can go to your bones even when the temperature is just 0 degree Celsius. it's simply unbearable and painful
Yes, and the reason is simple: humidity. In most places, when it's cold, it is quite dry. But because of the Himalayas acting as a barrier, this causes a massive rise in humidity at low temperatures. Damp at 5 degrees C is much worse than dry at -10 C.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700Himalayas are not damp where these guys were it's obviously in Himachal or similar altitude and below -10 if it's rohtang or badrinath or some place like that then it's most likely -20 in night even in summer or -40 in winters
I'm pretty sure that most countries, if you get to know enough about them, really only have two seasons. In Canada, we have Winter from November to April, and the other season is Mosquito, from April to September. September to November is just a transitional period where there's nothing to do but put up with various holidays. Britain, I think, has two seasons as well: Dreary Winter, and Dreary Summer. Both are moderately chilly, and while they may have moments of actual warmth or cold, it's typically not long enough to actually result in Summer or Winter weather. The only way to tell which you're in, is to wait for the sun to come out, and if it gets warmer, it's the Dreary Summer. While I'm at it, I suspect America has Football and Vacation seasons.
India is unbearably hot and dry in the Summer, and near freezing cold in the winter. And raining everywhere in between. March and October are pleasant, around 16C. The coast is always warm, but humid as hell. Exceptions are - cities on the southern plateau (pleasant year-round, between 10-30C and dry), and the Himalayan belt (quite a large area) and several mountain ranges in the South (Freezing year-round).
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 Sounds about right. I imagine being much closer to the equator, the shift is more sudden in India. Canada (even where I live, close to the US border) easily goes from 40C in July to -40C in January. we get Caribbean hurricanes, and Arctic blizzards. :P I will say, we don't have a rainy season.
Meanwhile on the West coast of Australia (Perth) our summers are so long and dry that i absolutely cannot waitfor winter.... its rare that it gets really REALLY cold but we need all the rain we can get our dams are never ever full .. im praying this winter is a wet one .....⚡🌈💧☁☔
English on holiday love to moan. I can't describe it but it's very satisfying moaning makes us happy & we wouldn't be happy if we couldn't. We're not miserable we just like to moan a bit even if we're laughing about the experience.
@@an1ketsharma Obviously they can afford better tents, moron. Theyre all rich. They were given useless local (indian) camping gear. So they have the right to complain.
Barbour jackets may 'look' good - but they are the last thing you should wear if you are trying to keep warm. They have zero capacity for heat retention.
Woke up with frozen clothes in my tent at a springtime norwegian mtb festival once. Tried to make due without a sleeping bag. Ended up finishing the night in the service house by a heater ^^
for anyone trying to camp in the wild with a sleeping bag, i do suggest taking your clothes off before entering the sleeping bag. the bag has a certain material lining in it which reflects heat back, so if you have clothes on you, they will interfere with this heat circulation. in fact, you'll be heating your clothes up more than the air in your sleeping bag, which makes you cold. take this advice from me who had to sleep under a clear sky in winter snow with only a sleeping bag in the military - clothes make it worse. (granted you have an actual sleeping bag and not some alibaba cheap plastic bag, or one that doesn't close like jeremy's)
Theres a huge difference between being g in a properly rated tent, rated gear with all the kit to do it well and being at high altifude where its damp, thin air with shite kit.
To answer the camping/survival questions: The sleeping bag surfaces are like that to assist with insulation, and modern ones wrap around you tightly to trap body heat. The big sleeping bags took longer to heat up due to the much larger air pocket and would lose heat more easily when opened or not sealed tightly. All of that being said, I wouldn't sleep in an area like that if you paid me, even with all the proper gear and a fire going (good luck getting a fire going if the air is truly that thin).
One year I had a freezing few nights in a tent, in S. Devon in August. That was bad enough let alone where they were. James is so right about sleeping bags - those tapered/mummy ones are a nightmare.
One of the most British things I have ever seen
+Jak Ando James May is probably more British than the Queen.
***** She is? That's news to me.
wang That is interesting.
+wang Their family is German, she isn't...
+TraustiGeir Every generation since Victoria the royals have lost german blood. I dont know much is left but it cant be much.
"Where is my Rolls-Royce?"
currently my favourite punchline from top gear, ever.
+Tuan Do LOL! That sounded so posh.
at the scraps
yeah... wish i could say that one day
Most british line ever !!!!!!
“It’s disgusting and medieval...where’s my rolls Royce” 😂😂😂😂😂
It would feel like a penthouse suite compared to these conditions.
They should have camped in the cars as they did in Africa.
Most British sentence in History
Probably because they were up a mountain in 2nd hand cars they didn’t wanna sleep in them in case they stayed rolling off the mountain.
Halfway through, Hammond should've appeared out of one of the tents and said " Ah...Everyone had a good night's sleep ? "
Then it would just be a shitty skit
He'd have been beheaded by Clarkson if he did. He was probably hiding behind one of those comfortable rocks.
He was probably sleeping in the Rolls with the engine in and heater going.
With his pocket hob and tools
HAMMMMMMOOOOOOONNNNNNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The shivering is the worst part... you can't even come close to falling asleep because your brain thinks if you stop moving you'll die.
Exactly!
Uhhhh why do u know so much about shivering
@@thumbhat1039 experience
I mean, if you didn't shiver when you were cold you probably would die
It's right, too.
How this didn't make the final edit for the special I'll never know. Its pure Top Gear gold.
What special was it
@@apocali3 probably the india special...
@@trueredlucky954 lol
Would've been the best part of the special.
It's possibly the funniest TG scene I've ever seen, crazy that it was cut.
"I nearly went to spoon with James!"
LMAO
DocDudix what does that mean?
where you lay behind the other person and hug their back essentially.
Spooning is also a sexual manoeuvre, so when two heterosexual males talk of doing it in a survival situation... It could be quite embarrassing!
Done this plenty of time with my friends
No homo, of course.
But did you see james eyes as he let that sink in? 😂🤣
"I contemplated ending it. Swiftly." 2:00
Jiang Yuyuan Fan fucking EW
@@TheGeographyWatch wtf?
That noise Jeremy makes at 2:54 XD
hahaha what the hell did he try to say there
Hahahahaha
'Ahh yees'
channeling some Ozzie
Lol
Now that was some professional whinging.
Maybe learn how to speel
Lol
@@YourLocalCafe Maybe pick up a dictionary.
Lol
@@YourLocalCafe lolll i see what you did there 🤣🤣
"It's just disgusting and medieval... where's my Rolls Royce?" I died. XD
jeremy, im very cold hahahaha
“It’s just... disgusting and medieval... where is my Rolls Royce”
When he said “Jeremy I’m very cold.” I died but at the same time felt bad for them. Poor guys go through hell for our entertainment.
They get paid very well for it
@@osamafarooq1669 money does not produce heat.
@@iPro3million pablo escobar would disagree.
Would you get paid millions to spend a freezing night in a tent?
@@tomekstec981 some people live that way..
The Grand Tour needs more moments like this. An extra half an hour of comical whinging an episode is all I ask.
I wish I genuinely had the entire uncut days long footage from all the specials ever made on TG and TGT.
@@justinhamilton8647 i would happly buy/subscribe to that. Days long uncut footage
@@justinhamilton8647 best.job.ever
"The camp site is littered with excrements and rope so you trip over the rope, you're face first into excrement"
This is called gold my friends
In*
And then he said "well at least it'll warm you up" xD
Bullshit
Just bring the whole cow into the tent.
made me laugh as well
I like that when Jeremy starts talking about killing Hammond, you can see James contemplating it for a moment.
He was thinking whether he should stop Jeremy or participate in it
somebody has come into my tent and performed some strange bondag act on me
aahaahah
hahahhh true sensational James May comment there, just brilliant 😎 😀👌👌👌
this is the most amazingly crafted speech in all of humanity. this is poetry.
😂😂😂😂
"Look at it! It just disgusting and medieval!"
“Where’s my Rolls-Royce?”
I think leaving Hammond in the freezing cold up in the Rockies and deliberately took forever to rescue him was revenge for what they went through in the Himalayas.
"It was -299 in my tent last night" xD
LMAO
"Somebody's came to my tent in the middle of the night and performed some strange bondage act on me" 😂😂😂😂
"Campsite of wailing and self immolation"
I've watched this like three times, and it's still the most epic whinge ever put to film, it makes me laugh every time lol! Every time I watch it I lose it at "Jeremy, I'm very cold..."
The line "Jeremy, I am very cold" it's pure despair. It sounds like the start of a goodbye conversation
This is maybe the most British tirade in the history of television
Nah man jeremy's airport rant
@Orion V holy shit why the hostility??? I'm sorry for not having memorized when that clip was uploaded.
What the fuck is wrong with you? I wasn't rude or anything with my reply. I simply suggested a different option for "most British tirade" and your response is to be a massive fucking douchebag.
Holy shit. Get help.
@@ronpaulssecretary "What the hell happened here" etc
@@thehammurabichode7994 i suggested Jeremy's airport rant was the most British tirade and some guy very very very rudely told me that happened after OP's comment.
St Jeremy ranting about the Spanish is epic, likewise the numerous rants about the French.
The best example of British moaning that I have ever seen
"I nearly went to spoOo0o0Oo0ooO0Oon wih James."
Some say he's still looking for his Rolls-Royce
1:02 ''pillow filled with rock'' 1:04 *pillow makes a fluffy sound* Seems like a good pillow to me
multiestonian this comment made laugh a little 😂
That was hysterical
I watched it twice
Here is a tip. Pour the water out of your container and heat it up on your camp stove. Pour it back in the container. Take a drink. Put the hot bottle of water under your shirt.
Another tip. If all you have is a thin fluffy blanket and a thin sleeping bag don't put the blanket on top. Instead wrap yourself in the blanket first and then get in the sleeping bag.
If the zipper to your sleeping bag is broken beyond repair you can jury rig another closure. Try poking small holes next to the zipper on both sides. Then take your boot laces thread them through the holes. Or course you will need to relace your boots in the morning but it will get your through the night.
Thank you!!! I’ll keep this in mind always
Sounds like James was having a proper panic attack and they are genuinely terrifying.
Poor jeremy sonds like he's about to cry lol.
"The campsite of wailing." lmfao
Don't know that scene but I was constantly expecting Hammond climbing out of his tent generally excited about this adventure.
I've cried laughing so many times watching this scene, James seems genuily traumatised but still funny as hell LMAO "absolutely unbearable !", "unspeakable !" Lmaoooo
theres at least one discussion like that on every winter exercise with the army
British people will complain about any type of weather. Too cold. Too hot. Too rainy. Too dry. Too sunny.
"Jeremy, I'm very cold" 4:18
- James May
I like how the idea of putting the blanked INSIDE the sleeping bag never even went close to their brain.
A bit late but James did said the amount of efforts he did just to stay warm and even that is useless so I doubt doing so will make any difference
They need to revive the TV series "Grumpy Old Men" with just James & Jeremy. Each episode would be about 4 hours long, but they'd still be absolute gold.
“Look at it! Its just disgusting and medieval. Where’s my Rolls-Royce?” One of my favourite quotes, and i have many from that trio 🤣
Loving these extra clips. Awesome. Thanks for uploading.
Jeremy and James ranting about cold to death
James: talks about science
Jeremy:talks about murder
WHINING.
The perfect word to describe these three seriously. I would do absolutely anything to spend an hour or a day with these three and just bicker or whine about literally anything and drive cars while roasting each other.
"Jeremy, I'm very cold."
I love how at the end James went "Where's my Roll Royce"... hahaha the icing on the cake!
For those who think India is just hot ....
Ajay Kumar surely you could sweat near the tallest mountain
Nice bout boys .. lols always welcome
Chemistry you cant manufacture that....
He's so monotonous as well
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
I know! If you're going to have an American on British TopGear, you might as well have a Brit play Super Man! Oh, wait.......
Time to pull out the Yorkshire sketch…
Pillow with rocks?
Back in my day you were lucky to have a pillow with rocks.
Rusty sharp nails is what i had as a boy.
Watched again and was still laughing out loud.
My mummification sleeping bag tried strangling me once. I woke up in the morning with the draw string wrapped around my neck
This is one of the greatest moments of television history 😂 I’ve never seen so much complaining be so funny and never getting old
This is really funny! Although poor James talking about his moment of panic. They looked like two wounded animals! :D
"Where's my Rolls Royce" hahahahahahah
Jeremy sounds like hes on the verge of tears
People expect an entire subcontinent with one of the longest mountain ranges to be just entirely warm and then they go to places where the temp on an average stays below -25°C and in winters usually goes down to -40
This is the standard morning conversation on an English campsite in 'mid summer'
So true! 😂
"My leg was sticking out into absolute zero" 🤣. What a statement with a double meaning!!.
So true about those tight sleeping bags. I HATE them. I can't sleep in a tight sleeping bag where you feel like you're a cabbage roll.
3:45 Jeremy went into May's tent lol.
My goodness... I laughed so heard during the entire time that I couldn't eat my food. When he said about burning the tent I nearly spit my food.
It's perfectly phrased.
Nothing like watching couple of tough men traveling the world
North Indian cold can be much different than the sub zero cold in Europe. it can go to your bones even when the temperature is just 0 degree Celsius. it's simply unbearable and painful
Yes, and the reason is simple: humidity. In most places, when it's cold, it is quite dry. But because of the Himalayas acting as a barrier, this causes a massive rise in humidity at low temperatures. Damp at 5 degrees C is much worse than dry at -10 C.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 thanks for the insight
also our houses aren't made to keep the heat in, they do become very cold during peak winters.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700Himalayas are not damp where these guys were it's obviously in Himachal or similar altitude and below -10 if it's rohtang or badrinath or some place like that then it's most likely -20 in night even in summer or -40 in winters
@@flaminmongrel6955 Not talking about the Himalayas, just the plains. I'm well aware.
I like how these 2 have been to Antarctica together but they complain more about this then that.
I could listen to these guys argue over what kind of paper is better for writing on with pencil and still be fascinated.
I'll second that
I sleep like that everynight
One thin blanket and a rock ass pillow
Welcome to india
"it just disgusting and medieval, where is my Rolls Royce?"
This 4 minute clip is better than new top gear by miles. - I want The Grand Tour now.
I'm pretty sure that most countries, if you get to know enough about them, really only have two seasons. In Canada, we have Winter from November to April, and the other season is Mosquito, from April to September. September to November is just a transitional period where there's nothing to do but put up with various holidays.
Britain, I think, has two seasons as well: Dreary Winter, and Dreary Summer. Both are moderately chilly, and while they may have moments of actual warmth or cold, it's typically not long enough to actually result in Summer or Winter weather. The only way to tell which you're in, is to wait for the sun to come out, and if it gets warmer, it's the Dreary Summer.
While I'm at it, I suspect America has Football and Vacation seasons.
Minnesota, we have 2 seasons... november-march is cold and april-october is road construction season
In England we have four seasons......and thats just in one day. lol
India is unbearably hot and dry in the Summer, and near freezing cold in the winter. And raining everywhere in between. March and October are pleasant, around 16C. The coast is always warm, but humid as hell. Exceptions are - cities on the southern plateau (pleasant year-round, between 10-30C and dry), and the Himalayan belt (quite a large area) and several mountain ranges in the South (Freezing year-round).
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 Sounds about right. I imagine being much closer to the equator, the shift is more sudden in India. Canada (even where I live, close to the US border) easily goes from 40C in July to -40C in January. we get Caribbean hurricanes, and Arctic blizzards. :P
I will say, we don't have a rainy season.
Meanwhile on the West coast of Australia (Perth) our summers are so long and dry that i absolutely cannot waitfor winter.... its rare that it gets really REALLY cold but we need all the rain we can get our dams are never ever full .. im praying this winter is a wet one .....⚡🌈💧☁☔
The most British thing ever is James may saying “look at it, it’s disgusting it’s medieval. Where’s my rolls Royce?”
English on holiday love to moan.
I can't describe it but it's very satisfying moaning makes us happy & we wouldn't be happy if we couldn't.
We're not miserable we just like to moan a bit even if we're laughing about the experience.
True! Very, very true. XD
#VeryBritishProblems
JesusHippie Yes. Because being cold is a #BritishProblem ._.
@@DoctorYoda2 Bitching about it when you cannot afford a better tent, sleeping bag etc.
Better pack your own if it bothers you ffs XD
@@an1ketsharma Obviously they can afford better tents, moron. Theyre all rich. They were given useless local (indian) camping gear. So they have the right to complain.
@@DoctorYoda2 bitching about it like a pussy is lmao
@@abeedhal6519 LMAO
Here is a reminder - Most Homeless people actually live rougher lives subjected to the elements and even they want to be indoors.
Hope falls slightly, Discontent rises
Barbour jackets may 'look' good - but they are the last thing you should wear if you are trying to keep warm. They have zero capacity for heat retention.
Am Indian and literally fell on the floor laughing...
Oh I love their observations and my country...chaotic,dysfunctional
James is on top form here
"why are the sleeping bags shiny?"
The camera wisely left to roll as it captures gallon after exquisite gallon of pure British vitriol.
I've never giggled for so long before lol.
Closing words: "Where is my Rolls Royce?" 😂
Woke up with frozen clothes in my tent at a springtime norwegian mtb festival once. Tried to make due without a sleeping bag. Ended up finishing the night in the service house by a heater ^^
Watched this about 10 times, still makes me laugh.
Jeremy malfunctioning at 2:54
People actually think they went through all this. You don't see the glamping set up off camera.
If Jeremy was willing to spoon James he MUST have been cold!!
Idk how the world will recover when these two iconic British lads pass away
Fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.
being in cold without proper gear really is utter hell
for anyone trying to camp in the wild with a sleeping bag, i do suggest taking your clothes off before entering the sleeping bag. the bag has a certain material lining in it which reflects heat back, so if you have clothes on you, they will interfere with this heat circulation. in fact, you'll be heating your clothes up more than the air in your sleeping bag, which makes you cold. take this advice from me who had to sleep under a clear sky in winter snow with only a sleeping bag in the military - clothes make it worse. (granted you have an actual sleeping bag and not some alibaba cheap plastic bag, or one that doesn't close like jeremy's)
Jeez, these guys drove to the north pole in a truck.
Theres a huge difference between being g in a properly rated tent, rated gear with all the kit to do it well and being at high altifude where its damp, thin air with shite kit.
this is one of the absolute best moments on topgear ever
Judging from lack of steam coming from the mouth its not even freezing lol what n whimps. No snow to be seen...
how i feel about pretty much any camping trip.
To answer the camping/survival questions: The sleeping bag surfaces are like that to assist with insulation, and modern ones wrap around you tightly to trap body heat. The big sleeping bags took longer to heat up due to the much larger air pocket and would lose heat more easily when opened or not sealed tightly. All of that being said, I wouldn't sleep in an area like that if you paid me, even with all the proper gear and a fire going (good luck getting a fire going if the air is truly that thin).
2:08 A BWEATH moment of warmth 😂
You know Mays about to die when he calls him Jeremy.
Love more of this,since we get so little of the trio these days...
Alternative Title: Two lads chat about their near death experience while camping on a mountain with a slight breeze
One year I had a freezing few nights in a tent, in S. Devon in August. That was bad enough let alone where they were. James is so right about sleeping bags - those tapered/mummy ones are a nightmare.
Yes
Poor Clarkson, nearly spooned James😬😢