HOW TO RIZZ GIRLS IN CS2

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @falloutsux100
    @falloutsux100 9 месяцев назад +595

    “i just wanna say before we sit down, you look so brave. I’m an ally btw”😂😂😂😭😭😭 fuck man misfits coming back is amazing

    • @putnamehereholdmadoodle
      @putnamehereholdmadoodle 9 месяцев назад +2

      Is s2agger the girl talking?

    • @tpoad0079
      @tpoad0079 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@putnamehereholdmadoodle no its AchesGaming

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@putnamehereholdmadoodleYes Swagger practiced really long and hard to learn how to do a girl voice.

    • @putnamehereholdmadoodle
      @putnamehereholdmadoodle 9 месяцев назад

      @@apolloisnotashirt so swagger is yhe girl im confused? Or is he the special education sounding guy who rambles on about nothing 99% of the time.

    • @apolloisnotashirt
      @apolloisnotashirt 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@putnamehereholdmadoodle Okay first off, sorry for the confusion. The girl is Aches she is also a RUclipsr who frequently joins the Misfits and their kittle shenanigans. As for the special ed guy I don't know which one you are talking about, does he sound like he eats whole cakes? If so, that may be Mcnasty. He is a member of the Goons and used to be the funniest until he underwent his vegan arc, jk. But srsly tho I feel like Mcnasty is holding back his wits.

  • @JahKrispy
    @JahKrispy 9 месяцев назад +443

    “Watch this”
    *shoots a 3 roper, violently shits pants and dies*

  • @jacobi_moyai
    @jacobi_moyai 9 месяцев назад +91

    im so blazed i forgot to watch the video and just read the subtitles, gotta rewatch now

    • @moyk_mikhalkov
      @moyk_mikhalkov Месяц назад

      fuck i have to rewatch all his cs videos because i'm too high to read and watch the thing lmfao

  • @theprofessor2403
    @theprofessor2403 9 месяцев назад +361

    3 roper is going straight into my vocabulary.

    • @vz5890
      @vz5890 9 месяцев назад +7

      i dont get the 3 roper joke plz explain im svk

    • @uvkl13
      @uvkl13 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@vz5890roper je jakoby reference když mužský ejakulát není tekutá ale taková tuhá a vystříkne se jako provaz "rope", takže 3 roper je jako ještě 3x tolik delší 😅 tak nějak volně přeloženo můj brať 😂❤

    • @estetikz
      @estetikz 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@uvkl13hilarious

    • @oceso
      @oceso 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@vz5890 "shooting ropes" is a slang term for busting. so do the math G

  • @flylikeabowtie
    @flylikeabowtie 9 месяцев назад +47

    The first clip is basically what my friends and I used to do when I was at work
    I was always on close at the bottle shop I worked at and it was mostly dead for the last few hours so I’d hop on vc with my friends and have to try to maintain conversations with the occasional customer while they were all screaming the most heinous vitriol you could imagine AND going all out with sound boards

  • @bob.exe.jpeg.mp4
    @bob.exe.jpeg.mp4 9 месяцев назад +192

    “babe look! the sexy helmet man had posted!”

    • @No1_2WorryAbout
      @No1_2WorryAbout 9 месяцев назад +2

      This is how I react every time

    • @isaelhernandez4259
      @isaelhernandez4259 9 месяцев назад

      I hope swagger roast you 😂

    • @No1_2WorryAbout
      @No1_2WorryAbout 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@isaelhernandez4259 I hope you learn how grammar works before you try to call out my fangirling

    • @bob.exe.jpeg.mp4
      @bob.exe.jpeg.mp4 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@No1_2WorryAbout hell yeah dude!

  • @caleb9953
    @caleb9953 9 месяцев назад +65

    it’s okay swagger i also think weighted blankets are amazing it has nothing to do with the fact that im autistic and lonely they’re great don’t listen to aches

  • @joohoo2053
    @joohoo2053 9 месяцев назад +151

    10:41 aches casual 81 damage in 12 rounds

    • @theminecraft4202
      @theminecraft4202 9 месяцев назад +26

      she's here for the laughs and the scenery

    • @gansior4744
      @gansior4744 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@theminecraft4202and screams

    • @cameron8619
      @cameron8619 9 месяцев назад +5

      Fitz getting actually good at counterstrike I remember when he sucked

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 9 месяцев назад +18

    i love watching a Fitz video, and then 70% of the same video on Swagger's channel, or vice versa depending on upload schedule

  • @b6k3r
    @b6k3r 9 месяцев назад +18

    3 roping gotta be the most vile thing ever spoken about on a misfits video

    • @4Four_Studios
      @4Four_Studios 6 месяцев назад

      Don't say that, it'll only challenge them to get worse next time

  • @Wontyr
    @Wontyr 9 месяцев назад +5

    swagger you deserve more than rizzing randoms in cs2, just look for a girl who truly understands you

  • @xcalgaming1885
    @xcalgaming1885 9 месяцев назад +10

    “Opagangnamstyle” opened a whole wave of memories

  • @thomaswburkhart
    @thomaswburkhart 2 месяца назад +1

    6:12 this lives in my head rent-free

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 9 месяцев назад +25

    That first bit is just "schizophrenic dating"

  • @armeddreams9141
    @armeddreams9141 9 месяцев назад +10

    1:11 you fucking got me. I spent a solid 5 minutes looking around for my discord servers

  • @xFlowz
    @xFlowz 9 месяцев назад +6

    This is edited really well! Well done!

  • @jumpingjedi8844
    @jumpingjedi8844 9 месяцев назад +5

    damn earliest i've been to a swagger video. keep up the good work bro, one of the goats of youtube

  • @Fish_-
    @Fish_- 9 месяцев назад +3

    This one hits like the old ones, great video

  • @btf_randist28
    @btf_randist28 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:55 “i full on browned my trousers”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ion6683
    @ion6683 9 месяцев назад +8

    *Three Roper has been added to my vocabulary*

  • @tompkain7676
    @tompkain7676 9 месяцев назад +1

    Funniest video I’ve seen from you in what feels like a long time

  • @thefunniesies
    @thefunniesies 9 месяцев назад +15

    the discord ping got me

  • @sage-cv
    @sage-cv 9 месяцев назад

    I cant tell you how happy i am to see you posting again. love you swagger

  • @brittanydrago
    @brittanydrago 9 месяцев назад +1

    i love swagger's content but idk man, the outro music just hits every time

  • @OlWorks88
    @OlWorks88 9 месяцев назад +4

    Blessed with another swagger video

  • @Billythamfnkidd1
    @Billythamfnkidd1 9 месяцев назад

    I'm just now catching up on this new upload love this typa content from the one & only swaggersouls

  • @Lvcifer--666--
    @Lvcifer--666-- 8 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm not autistic I just [proceeds to list a commonly autistic trait]"

  • @henryosullivan3792
    @henryosullivan3792 9 месяцев назад

    feel like "yes sir, yes sir, Three ropes full was wildly overlooked and under-appreciated"

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 9 месяцев назад

    7:36
    ok swagger you made me laugh with that one

  • @Based_Warcriminal
    @Based_Warcriminal 9 месяцев назад +3

    instructions unclear, proceeding to shit my pants

  • @pierro281279
    @pierro281279 9 месяцев назад +4

    I'll definitely do a Three Roper in my deathbed

  • @TheAwesomeFossum
    @TheAwesomeFossum 9 месяцев назад +2

    Your best thumbnail yet. Ya lil cutie patootie!

  • @lounginglorrax
    @lounginglorrax 9 месяцев назад +1

    "When youre stressed, pull put the press"
    *proceeds to press 1000 xans with nothing but binder, cause placebo is the best high*

  • @foolscrown1416
    @foolscrown1416 9 месяцев назад +13

    literally spit out my drink at 03:10

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 9 месяцев назад

      1:17 hes not creepy hes just gqy and wants some inside info on the guys

    • @delskif1425
      @delskif1425 9 месяцев назад

      ​@redmist6630 Whats that gotta do with the guys comment

  • @nickwx9816
    @nickwx9816 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks Swagger! I now have something called a "rizzstraining order" but who actually knows what that means!

  • @jakeneville363
    @jakeneville363 9 месяцев назад

    That synchronized what was something else 🤣

  • @whiteboifrosty6822
    @whiteboifrosty6822 9 месяцев назад

    Watching this with headphones was a nice touch

  • @gatertod2018
    @gatertod2018 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dude that thumbnail is actually fucking hilarious

  • @The_Stray
    @The_Stray 9 месяцев назад +105

    What's with this new trend of people going to a new video and saying, "__ seconds and ___ views? ___ fell off"?
    Edit: Just an FYI to everyone... I was being serious when I asked this. I now realize it's just a stupid trend that people like to do because they think it is funny.

    • @imunqualified3983
      @imunqualified3983 9 месяцев назад +22

      3 like on this comment in one hour you fell off.

    • @itsKhii
      @itsKhii 9 месяцев назад +2

      If you know the commentary ytber acheeto you’d know every comment is like that 😂 idk why people do it

    • @korova_mesto
      @korova_mesto 9 месяцев назад +19

      Cause no one has an original thought these days.

    • @andrewdobbs7747
      @andrewdobbs7747 9 месяцев назад +6

      i feel like people started to love regurgitating phrases and meme comments after the start of the “monka s” trend

    • @seneschi46
      @seneschi46 9 месяцев назад

      17 hours and 24 likes? The_Stray fell off

  • @Chairacter
    @Chairacter 9 месяцев назад +1

    oh that reminds me, i have to take the toast out the freezer.

  • @brentsemprini8115
    @brentsemprini8115 9 месяцев назад

    Can we all just agree that swaggers outro music is goated

  • @skip4465
    @skip4465 9 месяцев назад +1

    watching this under my weighted blanket

  • @xogmaster
    @xogmaster 9 месяцев назад +1

    *reads title* ok this is gonna be a banger

  • @frobro2250
    @frobro2250 9 месяцев назад

    Swagger pops up I like !! It's pretty simple!👌

  • @kevinnguyen3967
    @kevinnguyen3967 9 месяцев назад

    couldnt stop laughing. thank you swagger i loved this one :)

  • @julianlxix580
    @julianlxix580 9 месяцев назад +1

    i have a 25 pound weighted blanket and that shit is like a straight jacket bro. Makes me feel way more at home

  • @curryethan1242
    @curryethan1242 9 месяцев назад

    I love how i dont play cs, im just here for the comedy

  • @gcarifo
    @gcarifo 9 месяцев назад

    Another swagger video yay!!!! You spoil us bro

  • @julianlxix580
    @julianlxix580 9 месяцев назад +1

    this videos sponsored by skinned pugs

  • @farious5381
    @farious5381 9 месяцев назад +2

    omg 6:11 6:41 why is swagger not a voice actor 😭😂
    10:42 who is this man
    🤣💀

  • @WOOZIE1917
    @WOOZIE1917 9 месяцев назад

    Swagger influenced my gambling addiction

  • @Teehee-bs7nm
    @Teehee-bs7nm 8 месяцев назад

    Nah bro seriously first clip with the directional sound shout out to the editor!!!❤🎉❤🎉

  • @bonk4200
    @bonk4200 8 месяцев назад

    Swagger sounds like the guy who would hold a Commicley large lollipop and wear a propeller hat

  • @Sealybry101
    @Sealybry101 7 месяцев назад

    Swagger needs to play ultrakill next.

  • @yroRSt
    @yroRSt 9 месяцев назад +2

    editors rhyme with Aches at 9:00 is such a W

  • @Marbl.
    @Marbl. 8 месяцев назад

    Brother single handedly made me schizophrenic

  • @icecoldzillaa
    @icecoldzillaa 9 месяцев назад

    That thumbnail is what bro does I'm his spare time

  • @kewlergarfthe2nd374
    @kewlergarfthe2nd374 9 месяцев назад

    728 views, 128 likes. Keep up the altruistic work you, supercalifragalisticexpialidocious fellow!

  • @Tragic_TV
    @Tragic_TV 9 месяцев назад +5

    Franzj collab when

  • @kittycat7915
    @kittycat7915 9 месяцев назад

    Trolling with that discord notification 1:12

  • @thedapperfoxtrot
    @thedapperfoxtrot 9 месяцев назад

    "haranguing me over the menu"
    not: they're handing me the menu...
    ...but that's a big word for this corner of the Internet.

  • @AlexanderBecker-f6y
    @AlexanderBecker-f6y 9 месяцев назад

    Nice try you fed, you can't make me pay my taxes

  • @IntellectualGoose
    @IntellectualGoose 9 месяцев назад

    Swagger upload, life good.

  • @anguished.tarnished
    @anguished.tarnished 9 месяцев назад

    dude i played w you on pavlov yesterday it was sick asf

  • @opisopis12
    @opisopis12 9 месяцев назад

    I watch these videos only for the outro

  • @mason8909
    @mason8909 9 месяцев назад

    Swagger you need to get a dab rig

  • @CallMeSlayr
    @CallMeSlayr 9 месяцев назад

    This is either a real upload or an April fools upload

  • @MonstersVR24
    @MonstersVR24 9 месяцев назад +2

    BRO I THINK IWAS IN A PAVLOV GAME WITH HIM

  • @pedromalasarte5587
    @pedromalasarte5587 9 месяцев назад +1

    1 minute, 12 likes ?
    THIS DOING NUNBERS

  • @Colton63
    @Colton63 9 месяцев назад

    Where had fitz, and everyone has been? No misfits videos in over a year.

  • @ddidididididhdhdhdhdgd1327
    @ddidididididhdhdhdhdgd1327 9 месяцев назад +2

    I AM THE GUY YOU MET IN PAVLOV REMEMBER CHOCOTURTLE32

  • @jakethemfsnake5648
    @jakethemfsnake5648 9 месяцев назад +2

    Why is the music so loud lmao

  • @noahsirkin4920
    @noahsirkin4920 9 месяцев назад

    Uh I was in a game with u on Pavlov tonight and u were swaggersouls doing swaggersays

  • @robertinator3387
    @robertinator3387 9 месяцев назад

    The real Rizz was fitz no scoping that guy with the awp

  • @psychedelicnights560
    @psychedelicnights560 9 месяцев назад

    last words if i was an old man will be "watch this" and god knows what i'll do

  • @mans4720
    @mans4720 9 месяцев назад

    6:52 where the fuck did that Randy Feltface impression come from

  • @putnamehereholdmadoodle
    @putnamehereholdmadoodle 9 месяцев назад

    Does anyone remember when swager used to do kids content just like blippy

  • @chadyways8750
    @chadyways8750 2 месяца назад

    Before we sit down, I just want to say, I'm an axis

  • @Swawbas
    @Swawbas 9 месяцев назад

    Bruh, all i did was search this up, and boom, here he is. Nice ig.

  • @xX_SU1C1D4L_Xx
    @xX_SU1C1D4L_Xx 9 месяцев назад

    Broooo blasting the roasts 😂😂

  • @S.a.n.o
    @S.a.n.o 9 месяцев назад

    What major swagger hope you watched it 2024 Copenhagen will beat the best major of All Time crazy team’s double ot b4 finals and finally not a 2-0 for the final match insane love this community🖤💙🖤💙

  • @dakotamartin6725
    @dakotamartin6725 9 месяцев назад

    Right at lunch,,,, swagger thank you

  • @overalonyx
    @overalonyx 9 месяцев назад +5

    Get the chicken

  • @undyingwave5718
    @undyingwave5718 9 месяцев назад

    Damn bro is crazy about the island

  • @Rumkeonerism
    @Rumkeonerism 9 месяцев назад

    Babe wake up swaggersouls posted

  • @ThePert
    @ThePert 9 месяцев назад +1

    Pov: gaming in cs2

  • @crikkl
    @crikkl 9 месяцев назад

    Shoots a three roper dies made me fucking cackle

  • @Wontyr
    @Wontyr 9 месяцев назад

    honestly you guys play so much vertigo you cant help but wonder if playing it made her go

  • @zzomical
    @zzomical 8 месяцев назад +1

    algorithm didnt do well on this one

  • @BadAzzid
    @BadAzzid 9 месяцев назад

    This is the best day ever

  • @ucfmalallah6801
    @ucfmalallah6801 9 месяцев назад

    3 roper had me dying so hard I farted

  • @bjgamerzzzz2320
    @bjgamerzzzz2320 Месяц назад

    So, when is this impractical jokers thing gonna play out?

  • @SMOKEThRuTHePaIN
    @SMOKEThRuTHePaIN 9 месяцев назад

    "He 3 roped your chin" 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @kushaansingh4577
    @kushaansingh4577 9 месяцев назад +10

    Aches is one of the boys now.

  • @coopthepoop1
    @coopthepoop1 9 месяцев назад

    Off topic but are we sure swagger wasn't in an episode of kill Tony ?

  • @kingsimba2268
    @kingsimba2268 9 месяцев назад

    7:31 nah just say it’s rotten pizza it always works..

  • @meatbeaterthe3d205
    @meatbeaterthe3d205 9 месяцев назад

    Oh yeah, we bustin to this one

  • @omgshaf6926
    @omgshaf6926 9 месяцев назад +5

    I think aches is a good addition to this group videos

  • @masterwac7591
    @masterwac7591 9 месяцев назад

    Get in the car im your uber driver

  • @ghosti.
    @ghosti. 9 месяцев назад

    I wanna watch a vid of this date their talking bout