Everybody Hates Chris - Everything and Nothing

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @justsomerandominternetuser6379
    @justsomerandominternetuser6379 4 года назад +688

    “I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tychauntenelle919
      @tychauntenelle919 3 года назад +42

      "SHUT UP,IDIOT!!!!"
      "I wasn't even talking to her....."

    • @mrbossman6811
      @mrbossman6811 3 года назад +90

      Young Money really took that line and made a hit with it lol

    • @8213apice
      @8213apice 2 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @FrancistheBrave
      @FrancistheBrave 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fashobidniz
      @fashobidniz Год назад +6

      @@mrbossman6811 call me mr Flintstone I could make ya bed rock🤣🤣

  • @lil_snack
    @lil_snack 7 лет назад +1069

    “Now if I can get locked up I can finally get lucky. Wait, that didn’t come out right” probably the funniest line in the whole show

  • @averix84
    @averix84 7 лет назад +1117

    At the tender age of 16, slaver slave was released from serving 17 years

    • @jefee4352
      @jefee4352 6 лет назад +9

      DM PUNK do you know who the guy that was talking about slaver Slav name is

    • @yb6056
      @yb6056 6 лет назад +31

      He could be born on February 29th

    • @TjamVideoMan
      @TjamVideoMan 5 лет назад +9

      His pregnant mama was in on it!

    • @jorjesanroman9027
      @jorjesanroman9027 4 года назад +1

      The jail bars are sideways

    • @calo95.
      @calo95. 3 года назад +3

      @@jefee4352 flavor flav from public enemy

  • @zirenlol
    @zirenlol 8 лет назад +1939

    "i wast even talking to her" lol

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 лет назад +672

    “What kinda man does a woman’s laundry” a married man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_504yaknow
    @_504yaknow 6 лет назад +765

    When Julius was going through his wallet for Rochelle he was only giving her $1’s if you look close 😂😂😂

    • @dgjr97
      @dgjr97 5 лет назад +95

      I know this is late but i'm sure things were really cheap than it is now since this is based off of chris rock's life as a kid.

    • @JamesSmith-hi9zy
      @JamesSmith-hi9zy 5 лет назад +33

      They were 10s

    • @lefreyre
      @lefreyre 5 лет назад +40

      Mixed in like 1s and 10s

    • @gypsyneighbor4922
      @gypsyneighbor4922 5 лет назад +35

      $1 was a lot back then. Typically a burger meal cost like 13 cents or something like that.

    • @ahzar4384
      @ahzar4384 5 лет назад +9

      @@gypsyneighbor4922 dam. Wish I lived back then lol

  • @MarblesSoda
    @MarblesSoda 3 года назад +187

    "Only my mother could make a free dinner expensive"
    Story of my life

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 7 лет назад +132

    Tasha and Chris’s relationship has always been one of the shows best moments

    • @Inuyasha4838
      @Inuyasha4838 5 лет назад +26

      Remember Keisha? I hated how she treated Chris and Chris was still chasing after her even though she liked Drew. Tasha is way better than her

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 5 лет назад +1

      HiroHamada14 I know

    • @ahzar4384
      @ahzar4384 5 лет назад +12

      @@Inuyasha4838 Tasha was a good friend, but was fake asf when they linked up for a relationship. She went all around town to look for anyone else to date but him.

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 года назад +9

      @@Inuyasha4838 Both Tasha and Keisha aren't worth it....but at some point most of us men have met a "Tasha" or "Keisha" throughtout our lives

  • @ndirangugichuki6260
    @ndirangugichuki6260 4 года назад +205

    Chris Rock's narration makes this 100 times funnier 😂😂😂

  • @victornguyen6009
    @victornguyen6009 5 лет назад +204

    “Now if I just get locked up, I’ll get lucky. Wait that didn’t come out right.” 😂

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @youpedia4614
      @youpedia4614 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markeithhunt6321
      @markeithhunt6321 11 месяцев назад

      Salver salv is pampered bad boy top recording set bad recorders. He small album macking somebody the attention smackle somebody mouth later his situatel stink Him month later Rest of history.

  • @YoogiNation
    @YoogiNation 7 лет назад +241

    “I️ wadnt even talking to her.” Lmao

  • @TheJellymonty
    @TheJellymonty Год назад +17

    The mug shot had me rolling 🤣 😂

  • @linkavitchchomofski8817
    @linkavitchchomofski8817 4 года назад +44

    "At the tender age of 16, Slaver Slave was released from prison after serving 17 years for aggravated battery"

  • @adamsonnsimba619
    @adamsonnsimba619 5 лет назад +89

    "Only my mom could get a free dinner, expensive"

  • @amnknw1976
    @amnknw1976 4 года назад +74

    I love how his mug shot is an embryo with glasses on

    • @allaware5014
      @allaware5014 2 года назад +1

      Well "qt 16 he was released for a shooting he did *17 years earlier* .

  • @tonywofford2632
    @tonywofford2632 7 лет назад +121

    now if I could just get locked up, I might even get lucky, wait that didn't come out right lol,lmao.

  • @svnnfade4285
    @svnnfade4285 4 года назад +68

    When I was younger I didn’t realize how dirty this show was 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fx_Explains
    @Fx_Explains 4 года назад +143

    "At 16 he was released from prison after serving 17 year sentence." Wtf how??

    • @arthuralexander1449
      @arthuralexander1449 4 года назад +25

      He was in his mother womb, 9 months until he was born + 16 years + 3 months.

    • @isaacm.2377
      @isaacm.2377 4 года назад +20

      @@arthuralexander1449 He was made in prison, in the womb in prison, until teen in prison lol.

    • @debutriah2854
      @debutriah2854 2 года назад +6

      That’s the joke lmao

    • @tobeact4872
      @tobeact4872 10 месяцев назад

      It's comedy

  • @victornguyen6847
    @victornguyen6847 7 лет назад +397

    Julius needs his own picture in his wallet

    • @mzothuledlamini7601
      @mzothuledlamini7601 5 лет назад +35

      Victor Nguyen that's $3 worth of picture

    • @klan4165
      @klan4165 4 года назад +5

      Mzothule Dlamini lol

    • @otaviofrnazario
      @otaviofrnazario 3 года назад +7

      Terry Crews has a picture of Julius in his wallet

    • @terique69
      @terique69 2 года назад +3

      @@mzothuledlamini7601 u mean ink

    • @markeithhunt6321
      @markeithhunt6321 11 месяцев назад

      And Vivian told Will forget it Baby.

  • @lizzwisdom5851
    @lizzwisdom5851 4 года назад +19

    Lol ..when Rochelle said 'we can't go to a restaurant looking like who let u in ' dam believe me I died 😅😅😅💔💔🙈🙊🙊

  • @jayydde.n
    @jayydde.n 7 лет назад +428

    "I like girls" lol

    • @KMDragonS
      @KMDragonS 6 лет назад +87

      not interesting now, but it will be later.

    • @manuela1340
      @manuela1340 5 лет назад +7

      what is the problem, darling? :)

    • @ozyvillanueva9277
      @ozyvillanueva9277 4 года назад +28

      Then she proceeds to say she likes “bad boys that are rich”😂💀

    • @awaytosleep5762
      @awaytosleep5762 2 года назад

      🤨

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 2 года назад +26

    Dude: “I wasn’t even talking to her anyway!” 0:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @StephanieKOAStevens
    @StephanieKOAStevens 6 лет назад +49

    "Setback Records" Woooow 😂😂😂😂

  • @jatavialynn3497
    @jatavialynn3497 3 года назад +12

    “ I wasn’t even talking to her” yes u was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vincentwendt720
    @vincentwendt720 3 года назад +46

    (0:48) This is probably the reason Julius doesn't have any hair. He may have ripped all of it out from having to empty his wallet so often.

    • @bqw2094
      @bqw2094 Год назад +4

      Chris said that one hair would fall out for every bill he got.

  • @opachkii
    @opachkii 4 года назад +103

    “I like girls”
    “Not interested now, but will be later” 😂😂

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 3 года назад +1

      I didnt get it

    • @romeostarlite21
      @romeostarlite21 3 года назад +16

      @@Josiuh Really, look at today's society, this show was more than 15 years ago lol

    • @robloxduelshow697
      @robloxduelshow697 3 года назад +3

      That sound just like me I like girls just not interested in dating or sex right now

    • @robloxduelshow697
      @robloxduelshow697 3 года назад +1

      I'm anti social/social basically a social loner

    • @yousefqteifan6756
      @yousefqteifan6756 3 года назад +1

      and it is now

  • @Jadzebra
    @Jadzebra 4 года назад +29

    When you interrogate other people to find out what your crush likes, you're going fast in the wrong direction babe

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 4 года назад

      I think the same to

    • @alanabear3684
      @alanabear3684 2 года назад +1

      @Some Person wth...I hope that girl got some help lol

  • @jesmevideos6425
    @jesmevideos6425 4 года назад +17

    I wasn't even talking to her lmao 😂

  • @tholo.nkadimeng
    @tholo.nkadimeng 7 лет назад +85

    "I'm smacking and stabbing somebody" Damn

  • @laurentaylor1946
    @laurentaylor1946 6 лет назад +209

    Wait how’d he do 17 years If he’s only 16 lol

  • @jussmaro3147
    @jussmaro3147 7 лет назад +92

    One of the funniest episodes

  • @ousaineygumaneh4680
    @ousaineygumaneh4680 3 года назад +14

    " I wasn't talking to her" funny

  • @izariaparker537
    @izariaparker537 7 лет назад +93

    I wish they played this show agin

  • @IPIay01
    @IPIay01 7 лет назад +78

    Be Rich, Tall, Lean, Successful, Confident, and fun. Done.

    • @annuhlisa
      @annuhlisa 5 лет назад +3

      IPIay nothing beats chemistry.

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 5 лет назад +4

      @@annuhlisa I hv searched far n wide...but I can't find this chemistry u guys talk about...wat is it

    • @drtash21
      @drtash21 5 лет назад

      Or just be rich.

    • @jameshamilton5947
      @jameshamilton5947 4 года назад +1

      @@annuhlisa Chemistry sometimes puts U in the friendzone, gets U crazy, gets Ur feelings hurt or gets U no where

  • @hattrickpatrick5037
    @hattrickpatrick5037 5 лет назад +13

    We can’t go looking like, who let you in?! lol 😂 😂

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 3 года назад +15

    Chris you're trying too hard, relax breathe be yourself.
    You can do this, no need to overthink it.

  • @chemifomijiwa8773
    @chemifomijiwa8773 4 года назад +20

    We can't go to a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂

  • @FanGurl4TY
    @FanGurl4TY 5 лет назад +42

    She just said she likes girls then continues on Guys🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ she must be using them😂😂

  • @daviontittle9033
    @daviontittle9033 7 лет назад +22

    You don't have to act like everyone else just be yourself

  • @numbaoneg101
    @numbaoneg101 3 года назад +14

    Just realized Slaver Slav is a play on Flavor Flav 😂😂😂😂

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 6 лет назад +5

    “ woman you better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that part always killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NoName-up9bg
    @NoName-up9bg 4 года назад +6

    "Wait that didn't come out right. 😂😂😂😂"

  • @TjamVideoMan
    @TjamVideoMan 5 лет назад +11

    2:14 - Setback Records! That’s almost as good as the label a friend of mine came up with for his recording studio - POTOWN !!

  • @Sumbu-254
    @Sumbu-254 3 года назад +7

    You can't go into a nice restaurant looking like who let you in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚼

  • @wsambian
    @wsambian 4 года назад +6

    On my mother can make a free dinner EXPENSIVE 😂😂😂

  • @tacobell3398
    @tacobell3398 4 года назад +6

    0:28 how my parents met 😅

  • @Stormtrooper660
    @Stormtrooper660 5 лет назад +6

    *2:28*
    *He release his first single:*

  • @waross8214
    @waross8214 3 года назад +7

    "I like girls"
    five seconds later
    "bad boys"
    girl you either playing games or you are very confused

    • @natemorgan1996
      @natemorgan1996 2 года назад +3

      Hmm she could be both playing games and very confused

  • @amazingfordf150
    @amazingfordf150 3 года назад +4

    0:30 who you talking to then?😂😂😂

  • @Noname-pe8wf
    @Noname-pe8wf 4 года назад +4

    "Setback Records" 😂

  • @unkown4723
    @unkown4723 3 года назад +5

    the one that said “I like girls” ✨✨

  • @jalisaepps6300
    @jalisaepps6300 7 лет назад +16

    Chris and Tasha hanging out

  • @FanGurl4TY
    @FanGurl4TY 5 лет назад +26

    Slaver slav
    Lol😂
    Flavor flav I get the refrence

  • @exoticjanene
    @exoticjanene 4 года назад +4

    2:20 but how though 😂😂

  • @daday8735
    @daday8735 5 лет назад +8

    Dem dollar bills 😅🤣

  • @junubmedia3831
    @junubmedia3831 4 года назад +4

    The voice in the background seems like for Chris Rock!

  • @MsDisneylandlover
    @MsDisneylandlover 4 года назад +2

    Funny I do Landry on Wed lol but now I am doing it on Monday since the stay home orders

  • @biancabee8270
    @biancabee8270 5 лет назад +5

    If I get locked up I be finally get lucky 😅😅😂🤣

  • @youtub-fj8mu
    @youtub-fj8mu Год назад +2

    1:10 Did he say aks?

  • @teddiedoggo8965
    @teddiedoggo8965 4 года назад +3

    Why is every dude fuckin generically quoting everything from a 2:55 minute video. I came in here expecting some actual comments

  • @sanele8559
    @sanele8559 4 года назад +1

    I Like This show

  • @datname1939
    @datname1939 4 года назад +8

    You know I just notice that it's always the same guy who explains things we might not know.

  • @bluedark1142
    @bluedark1142 4 года назад +4

    We love men who has money 💰 no broke men ✋

  • @kabiashenderson4563
    @kabiashenderson4563 2 года назад +1

    I love you in all the ways I love you very much baby beautiful queen ❤

  • @nbabigm2897
    @nbabigm2897 4 года назад +1

    What episode is this ?

  • @jefee4352
    @jefee4352 6 лет назад +2

    Who was the guy at 2:25 because i can’t find him on IMDb

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 7 лет назад +15

    Women you’d better do my laundry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jordywap
    @Jordywap 2 года назад +1

    "At the age of 16 after serving 17 years" 💀

  • @cj8803
    @cj8803 6 лет назад +2

    "SHUT UP IDIOT!" LMAO YASSS!!!

  • @Khxrm
    @Khxrm 3 года назад +1

    Who let you in😂😂😂

  • @kabiashenderson4563
    @kabiashenderson4563 2 года назад +3

    Tasha is still beautiful queen I love you in all the ways

  • @hamidulislam2604
    @hamidulislam2604 4 года назад +10

    Tasha:have any quarters, 'stares at quarters'
    Chris:yeh here

  • @Guest-x8n
    @Guest-x8n 2 года назад

    His first mugshot was in his mother's pregnancy, that's why he said 17 years.🤦 Lmao

  • @jdblueee
    @jdblueee 4 года назад +5

    The definiton of simp

  • @johnmwakilili
    @johnmwakilili 4 года назад +3

    0:42 Julius am a need a few extra DOLLARS this week.....

  • @B00MSH4KALAK4
    @B00MSH4KALAK4 4 месяца назад

    0:18 “rich rich rich rich”

  • @shanedavid69
    @shanedavid69 4 года назад

    I don't know fred flintstone but I still can make your bed rock

  • @franknitti9288
    @franknitti9288 3 года назад +1

    Rochelle needed a job!!!!!!!!!!!! And to KEEP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!.......

  • @moneymike6339
    @moneymike6339 5 лет назад +5

    Dem dollar bills lol

  • @KTopics
    @KTopics Год назад

    At the tender age of 16. Slava slave was released from prison for serving a 17 year sentence for aggravated battery. 😂

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 Год назад

    Alguém assistindo??😎💜🖤🤩😇💗💕🤗

  • @dydreakadavis6807
    @dydreakadavis6807 5 лет назад +3

    Wait how you like girls if u say bad boys😂😂😂

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 6 лет назад +1

    0:16 to 0:21 when I ask my friends what type or boys they in to they honstlyu Sadie for fame or the money

  • @leatherface9022
    @leatherface9022 4 года назад +2

    Hey baby! I'm no Fred Flintstones but I can make your Bedrock!

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 2 года назад +2

    every woman wants a hood due, UNTIL they get a hood dude....

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 Год назад

    Alguém assistindo??💜☃️😎❄♠️❄

  • @jaytay8615
    @jaytay8615 3 года назад

    I be feeling bad for Julius When he give Rochelle Money sometimes like Rochelle you got a job too

  • @9ner4ever34
    @9ner4ever34 2 года назад

    This clip... it's sad but true. Even trolls have more play today. Just say'n 🤷🏻‍♂️...

  • @thatotrader2734
    @thatotrader2734 6 лет назад +3

    Who watch this in 2019

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 6 лет назад

    1:06 to 1:49

  • @cuzdogg839
    @cuzdogg839 5 лет назад +2

    I looked slavor slave up and I still don't know if he is a real person

    • @ElPatrondel
      @ElPatrondel 5 лет назад +3

      He is lol. His real name is "Flavor Flav"

    • @chyenne7248
      @chyenne7248 5 лет назад +1

      El Patron okay I knew it. I knew it had to be Flavour Flav lmao

    • @cuzdogg839
      @cuzdogg839 5 лет назад +1

      I know but for some reason I thought it might have been a real person I didn't think it could be that obvious

  • @jessicasimplicioreis3824
    @jessicasimplicioreis3824 3 года назад

    Pra nascer com o cabelo liso kk

  • @gregorycampbell2164
    @gregorycampbell2164 2 года назад

    How can you be 16 and released from prison after 17 years lol

  • @alpha5664
    @alpha5664 2 года назад +1

    I think the reason why they are poor is because Rochelle keeps blowing money on beauty products and luxury items

    • @marvrob
      @marvrob 2 года назад +2

      Well your right because she loves to spend money on those things
      but their not poor, poor 😂. A black family owning a house in the 80s with both parents was more like middle class back then, Maybe....julius just had a strict budget

  • @a.jbrown9945
    @a.jbrown9945 5 лет назад

    All Dem dollars bills LMFAO

  • @codernux
    @codernux 2 года назад +3

    Chris was a simp pal

  • @2jy807
    @2jy807 4 года назад

    im watching this in 2020

  • @adroo23
    @adroo23 4 года назад +1

    Chris momma tripping lol all that money to go to a dinner ?

  • @daday8735
    @daday8735 6 лет назад +1

    Dollar bills lol🤣

  • @zoeykillah
    @zoeykillah 4 года назад +1

    Flavor flav?