Imagine Ancient Messi playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Ronaldo's head Edit: For the Ronaldo fans Imagine Ancient Ronaldo Playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Messi's head
Time to break the chain of humility and say that this is actually a great video. A bunch of facts I didn't know before that I know now. This man needs a new comment section fr
Fun fact: the British invented soccer (football) when they won a war between them and Denmark. The British kicked around Danish soldiers' heads, which is the "heads" which were kicked around.
Technically, the soccer ball was first invented in ancient China and was used as a military sport. It was made of two pieces of leather stitched together and was filled with feathers. It’s called Cuju and it was extremely similar with soccer but instead of kicking it into the goal they kick it over a tall fence .
The last fact is actually true they used to do that head ball thing millions of years ago and if your team lost the supporters get their head chopped off
@@austind6942 OHHH sorry sir I didn’t assume that you were too superior to laugh at us peasants’ jokes. The joke is that he claims to break world records and how basically every extravagant move was made by him, so that’s where the joke originates. Please forgive us, your highness 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Humble jokes are boring and are only relevant on the videos where he is talking about his achievements. This was a great video about the history of soccer and it doesnt need smooth brains commenting "so humble" on it.
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It's football not soccer
Football!!!!!!!! Not soccer!!!!
@@JaiVr. no
No
Bros so humble he needs a new comment section
It’s over stop with the bros so humble shit it’s not funny anymore ong
Bro is speaking facts
Cm
Dont ask
@@lev4033 ?
Bro just explained over a century in about a minute video.
Ever seen the big bang theory intro?
Two
@@nzeditz5812that's why he said over a century
It’s a football not a soccer ball
Why is he yelling at me😢
Bro said to never call football soccer 💀💀💀
It’s borh
It’s soccer lil bro💀💀💀
@@Itscuevohomieno its fucking not.Everywhere its called football exept america.Way more people call it football.Its football lil bro,stop yappin.
@@crysencioaep socks are put with your feet and plus soccer is a term for football
@@crysencioaepactually as someone who doesn't wear shoes i can confirm i use my socks
Imagine Ancient Messi playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Ronaldo's head
Edit: For the Ronaldo fans
Imagine Ancient Ronaldo Playing Football/Soccer with Ancient Messi's head
Nah it's the other way around
Header with a head
Imagine your mother playing with my head 🍆 if you know what i mean🤤
😭🤣💀
Nope @@myuseronrobloxisivy7
"This is why Leon Edwards has the most aesthetic physique in the world"
Lean edwards🥵
Wrong vid bro
Wrong channel bro💀💀💀💀💀
NPC idiot.
That’s what I’m saying
This version of DEX >>>
It's not soccer it's FOOTBALL!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You mean Fútbol ?
It can be both bro
@@randomblackguy1161same thing just in Spanish
It’s really not that deep
They just “Double it and give it to the next player” so hard 💀
Bro so humble he forgot to mention he invented kicking.
Not funny
He didn't say he invented anything here you are just being toxic
Youre dead ass not even funny, just aggrevating as hell
@@austind6942Why are you pressed
@@godslayerreginald because this comment section is like using Ohio jokes, it’s not funny anymore
Time to break the chain of humility and say that this is actually a great video. A bunch of facts I didn't know before that I know now.
This man needs a new comment section fr
Yeah.
Bro literally didn’t do anything to get this much hate
@@odalumo9810 for real though
@@odalumo9810genuinely
facts bruh the “hes so humble” jokes are just as unfunny as the “sam is the type of guy” jokes
Fun fact: the British invented soccer (football) when they won a war between them and Denmark. The British kicked around Danish soldiers' heads, which is the "heads" which were kicked around.
China invented it but the British did popularize it
Bro was so humble he forgot he said football not soccer (sock her) (beat that woman up)
Cant imagine playing with those old soccer balls
Football
@kylegrey3161 it's soccer's
@@anonymous32733 no it’s not it’s football you kick a ball with your foot that’s why it’s football
Oh wow so then football where u catch the ball is called handball now
@@kylegrey3161 yeah exactly stay quiet bitch
Bro was so humbled he forgot to mention that it is a football
*soccer
@@gabrielvelosa2597 **football
@@FarmingJD-MF**soccer
Bro stfu nobody cares
@@gabrielvelosa2597 it's soccer
Content is good in general but "soccer" hurts me on the inside
Bro said
"It's football not soccer"
Damn the word "take a look at me now" took on a whole another meaning💀
European moment 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro went timetraveling just to make a video
Now that's dedication
Technically, the soccer ball was first invented in ancient China and was used as a military sport. It was made of two pieces of leather stitched together and was filled with feathers. It’s called Cuju and it was extremely similar with soccer but instead of kicking it into the goal they kick it over a tall fence .
True
Its football
🤓🤓
@@sickclips5399🤓🤓
@@Blankpage000-r1j uncalled for
Cartel still use heads to play today 💀
You the single greatest basketball RUclipsr out there man, love the work keep it up👍
Its football my guy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
stfu its both
Bro was so humble he forgot he invented shooting
not funny
@@Lkjjhhb ty
@@Lkjjhhbleave js leave don't even comment
Not funny
If you guys think the humble joke is funny. Explain to me how? Its so overused and it NEVER was even funny.
That second one seems more like a volley ball
Kinda looks like a football
It is a football ⚽
Bros so humble he forgot to mention that he made the ball. Respect fr 🫡🫡
Unfunny comment
Tell me a a reason why you think he wanted to be funny
@@austind6942 agree
Bro is so humble kevdog can’t humble him
W comment
"Enter kevdog"
@@gotime676912 year old
Not funny
The 12 paneled soccer Ball looks like a volleyball
this man fr plays soccer
us chads play football 🗿
I thought you quit, you made a video saying it and deleted all your community post, so idk What To think anymore
Dexton is like stupid or something
The last fact is actually true they used to do that head ball thing millions of years ago and if your team lost the supporters get their head chopped off
Humans have not been alive for millions of years 💀
You forgot the jabulani, that shit was crazy
That soccer ball be looking like a NFL football
Dang Captain Cap you're so humble. Didn't even tell us how you invented all these.
bro is so humble he didnt say he invented these
Not funny
Bros so humble he forgot to mention he created spheres
He is correct because when soccer teams lost in the old days they had to sacrifice their heads brutal😢.
Football
@@manuelydiegocalderonquiroz2224nobody cares
@@manuelydiegocalderonquiroz2224Soccer
Bros so humble he forgot to mention that he invented soccer
This is why Leon Edwards is the sexiest man on earth.
Make your own jokes, homie.
Fr video was informative and actually good
bros so humble he forgot to mention how he invented all of these soccer balls
Bro Dexton, don’t listen to the haters, there just jealous
Bros so humble he forgot he invented kicking
Where's the punchline? I wasn't sure if I was supposed to laugh.
@@Lancesheeshlaugh
@@Justdrinksumtea Laughing 7 months later seems pointless.
@@Lancesheesh laugh
“Fun fact,when soccer was first made,that used human heads as soccer balls” gave me the chills
Its not Soccer, its Football.
It's not Football, it's Soccer
@@gabrielvelosa2597its not soccer, its football ⚽
Bro is so humble that I got to know its soccer not football
Not funny
Also not socce
Soccer? *It's called football and Ur in my top 25 fa yt* (;
Football? You are crazy man!! IT'S NOT FOOTBALL IT'S CALLED SOCCER
@@gabrielvelosa2597you're the crazy one
It’s not that deep bro
The soccer ball looks like a volleyball😂😂😂
Bros making sure everyone in a 100 mile radius can hear his commentating
Its called football
Average european:
@@dabiggestbird81508 i
Dont actually care
@@dabiggestbird81508 it's football
@Julian Plays Americans are dumb
It's called soccer
Gives a whole new meaning to the term header
Bro sounded like Franklin voice actor
"they used human heads for footballs" and by your trustworthy dexton
He is kind of right tho. In BCE some tribes played a type of soccer with the heads of their enemies or traders of their tribe
It's true search it up
@@beyondbelief.Football*
@@manuelydiegocalderonquiroz2224Football*.
@@daveonmillender5015 exactly
Bro was so humble he forgot to mention he owns 15,000 football clubs 🥶🔥
If you guys think the humble joke is funny. Explain to me how? Its so overused and it NEVER was even funny.
@@austind6942 OHHH sorry sir I didn’t assume that you were too superior to laugh at us peasants’ jokes. The joke is that he claims to break world records and how basically every extravagant move was made by him, so that’s where the joke originates. Please forgive us, your highness 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@@austind6942 Roblox profile picture 😂😂😂
@@Pheonix66256 No way you are talking dark slayer
@@Pheonix66256 also just because other says it doesnt mean its funny
In 2146 we are gonna get a sneak peak of the 64 panel
Bro is so humble he forgot to tell us he made the first soccer ball
Bro’s so humble he didn’t even mention the fact that he invented the soccer ball 💀
Bros so humble he forgot that he is the best soccer player
Humble jokes are boring and are only relevant on the videos where he is talking about his achievements.
This was a great video about the history of soccer and it doesnt need smooth brains commenting "so humble" on it.
@@bucko3353 I'm glad to have another think the same as me, honestly.
@@bucko3353 bro ruined the rizz
@@funandfit303 be quiet child.
Not funny
Instead of lamb skin we use latex
the last one was unexpected
It's true
Bro so humble he forgot to mention he is ronaldo dad
Imagen doing a
Header with a
Head💀💀💀
Bro is so humble that he forgot to mention that he invented football
“Soccer”😒
I love Soccer 😊❤
Futbol @@gabrielvelosa2597
Bro is so humble he Forgot to mention that he created kicking
bros so humble he forgot to include his grandma in the video
"Soccer is the Best sport" 🤡🤡
"Football ⚽ Is the best Sport ever" 🐐🐐🐐
Soccer is eternal!!!!
@@gabrielvelosa2597your depression is tooo!!!!!!!
Bro was not holding a 32 when he said it 😭
Its football not soccer
If you agree
👇
Level of childish: IT'S OVER 9000
Bro yelling like a drill sergeant
“Pig bladder”
Football
👇🏾
You forgot The perfect sphere ones
If you know you know
This reminded me of the gore video “hi” I saw on tiktok a long time ago. Gives me PTSD.
when you score, the ball goes suiiiii
I’m glad he’s switching up his content style, j like it
True fact, Japanese emperors would play football with the heads of their enemies 😲😲
he forgot to mention he invented the soccer ball.😭.
Bro Dexton u inspired me so much that i dont care about how short i am thank u 🙏
Soccer wow
As a Hispanic it hurts when people say my sport wrongfully
Bros so humble he forgot to mention he created the universe...
Bro is the creator of humble😂😂
Bro actually got the first soccer ball😂😂😂😂
The 18 panel ball looks like a volleyball
This is more interesting than my history class
The way he talks is like he's yelling but at normal talking volume.
in ancient china, dodgeball was invented by soldiers playing with the enemys severed heads
The net ur using needs to have the logo on the front which yours is facing down to the grass
Human heads 💀💀💀
Bro offended all the football ⚽️ fans in the world including me
*soccer ⚽️ fans
@@gabrielvelosa2597**football fans
Fun fact: when humans balls were created they used human heads inside their own balls
Did you know, when soccer was first created if you got injured you would be screwed and continue playing 😂
Bro thank you for the information keep it up!
I have the same blue football
Wow, the first video where bro is actually humble
They used to use human heada 3 seconds later funky town starts playing
As a caveman, I can confirm that we used Christiano Ronaldo's head to play football
Bro so humble he forgot to say he invented the soccer ball then innovated new ways to improve it
Bro i feel like bro puts mud and blows up the soccer ball then boom old soccer ball
I knew that they use heads as soccer balls