How to Steal a Central Bank

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  • @globalincident694
    @globalincident694 2 года назад +522

    I like the fact that he was claiming to be specialising in four completely unrelated things and yet no one questioned it

    • @Dwightstjohn-fo8ki
      @Dwightstjohn-fo8ki 2 года назад +35

      I've met people like that: we called them "God's Children" in University. They had this innate over confidence and an aura about them. They could read a phone book and people would think they were reciting their Ph. D. Thesis in Physics. sheesh.

    • @2009samiy
      @2009samiy 2 года назад +4

      Mary in the Quran
      Chapter 3 - Al-Imran Verse 42-43
      And when the angels said to Mary: 'Allah has chosen you and purified you. He has chosen you above all women of the worlds.
      *
      "O Mary! worship Thy Lord devoutly: Prostrate thyself, and bow down (in prayer) with those who bow down."
      45-50
      Behold! the angels said: "O Mary! Allah giveth thee glad tidings of a Word from Him: his name will be Christ Jesus, the son of Mary, held in honour in this world and the Hereafter and of (the company of) those nearest to Allah.
      "He shall speak to the people in childhood and in maturity. And he shall be (of the company) of the righteous."
      'Lord,' she said, 'how can I bear a child when no human being has touched me?' He replied: 'Such is the Will of Allah. He creates whom He will. When He decrees a thing, He only says: "Be," and it is.
      And He will teach him the Scripture and wisdom, and the Torah and the Gospel.
      "And (appoint him) an apostle to the Children of Israel, (with this message): "'I have come to you, with a Sign from your Lord, in that I make for you out of clay, as it were, the figure of a bird, and breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by Allah's leave: And I heal those born blind, and the lepers, and I quicken the dead, by Allah's leave(permission); and I declare to you what ye eat, and what ye store in your houses. Surely therein is a Sign for you if ye did believe;
      "And (I come) confirming that which is before me, namely the Torah, and that I declare lawful for you some of the things that had been forbidden to you. I come to you with a sign from your Lord, so take Allâh as a shield and obey me.
      "'It is Allah Who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship Him. This is a Way that is straight.'"
      Mohammad(Pbuh) Prophesy Song of Solomon 5:16 IN THE Bible
      חִכּוֹ֙⁠
      ḥik-kōw His mouth [is]
      מַֽמְתַקִּ֔ים
      mam-ṯaq-qîm, most sweet
      וְכֻלּ֖וֹ⁠
      wə-ḵul-lōw and Yes he [is] altogether
      מַחֲּמַדִּ֑ים‪‬‪‬
      "ma-ḥă-mad-dîm"; lovely
      ma-ḥă-mad-dîm; There Mentioned By Name in your Bible
      and if you wonder what the IM for Read Genesis 1:1 in Hebrew
      אֱלֹהִ֑ים
      ’ĕ-lō-h"îm"; God
      IM is Plural of Respect in Hebrew
      Meaning of Mohammad in HEBREW !
      חמד
      The verb חמד (hamad) means to be desirable, pleasant or "praise-worthy". It's usually accompanied with covetous sentiments, a taking delight in or a resolve to obtain or achieve the delightful thing, person or state.
      Nouns חמד (hemed) and חמדה (hemda) means desire or delight, or describe a precious or delightful thing. Plural noun חמודות (hamudot) means desirableness or preciousness. Nouns מחמד (mahmad) and מחמד (mahmod) denote a place or agent of חמד (hamad); a place, person or thing of desire, pleasure or delight.
      and in ARABIC
      mohammad "'praiseworthy' "(derived from the verb ? hamida 'praise').
      He Altogether (Praise Worthy ); ma-ḥă-mad-dîm
      (Matthew 4:1) Jesus was tempted
      (James 1:13) God cannot be tempted
      (John 1:29) Jesus was seen
      (1 John 4:12) No man has ever seen God
      (Acts 2:22) Jesus was and is a man, sent by God
      (Numbers 23:19, Hosea11:9) God is not a man
      (Hebrews 5:8-9) Jesus had to grow and learn
      (Isaiah 40:28) God doesn't ever need to learn
      (1 Corinthians 15:3-4) Jesus died
      (1 Timothy 1:17) God cannot die
      (Hebrews 5:7) Jesus needed salvation
      (Luke 1:37) God doesn't need salvation
      (John 4:6) Jesus grew weary
      (Isaiah 40:28) God can't grow weary
      (Mark 4:38) Jesus slept
      (Psalm 121:2-4) God doesn't sleep
      (John 5:19) Jesus wasn't all powerful
      (Isaiah 45:5-7) God is all powerful
      (Mark 13:32) Jesus wasn't all knowing
      (Isaiah 46:9) God is all knowing
      Jesus, the son of Mary was no more than a Messenger

    • @santiagoo.8958
      @santiagoo.8958 2 года назад +24

      Well, I don't know how widespread this was at the end of the 19th century, but people in the past used to specialise in many different fields. Plus, geology, physics, mathematics and civil engineering are things that would be very useful to an engineer working with railroads.

    • @real1963
      @real1963 2 года назад +4

      @@2009samiy cap

    • @dorol6375
      @dorol6375 2 года назад +13

      Physics, mathematics, and mechanical engineering aren't unrelated?

  • @SJKlapecki
    @SJKlapecki 2 года назад +1965

    Honestly if Alves could complete the railroad project without problems I think he should just get an engineering degree. He earned it.

    • @scottanos9981
      @scottanos9981 2 года назад +201

      Consider it an internship for credit lol

    • @akapoka8732
      @akapoka8732 2 года назад +112

      Credit by exam, he passed

    • @elthomas_
      @elthomas_ 2 года назад +166

      He probably made a subordinate do all the engineering

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 2 года назад +121

      You don't need to know anything about railways if you hire the right people.

    • @three7446
      @three7446 2 года назад +99

      He probably was just the boss who did nothing on top. He wasn’t doing the math and actual engineering. At most he just organized scheduling like a manager

  • @johnwigfield8270
    @johnwigfield8270 2 года назад +84

    Loving the "you wouldn't steal a car" reference, with the music and everything 👏

    • @2009samiy
      @2009samiy 2 года назад

      Mary in the Quran
      Chapter 3 - Al-Imran Verse 42-43
      And when the angels said to Mary: 'Allah has chosen you and purified you. He has chosen you above all women of the worlds.
      *
      "O Mary! worship Thy Lord devoutly: Prostrate thyself, and bow down (in prayer) with those who bow down."
      45-50
      Behold! the angels said: "O Mary! Allah giveth thee glad tidings of a Word from Him: his name will be Christ Jesus, the son of Mary, held in honour in this world and the Hereafter and of (the company of) those nearest to Allah.
      "He shall speak to the people in childhood and in maturity. And he shall be (of the company) of the righteous."
      'Lord,' she said, 'how can I bear a child when no human being has touched me?' He replied: 'Such is the Will of Allah. He creates whom He will. When He decrees a thing, He only says: "Be," and it is.
      And He will teach him the Scripture and wisdom, and the Torah and the Gospel.
      "And (appoint him) an apostle to the Children of Israel, (with this message): "'I have come to you, with a Sign from your Lord, in that I make for you out of clay, as it were, the figure of a bird, and breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by Allah's leave: And I heal those born blind, and the lepers, and I quicken the dead, by Allah's leave(permission); and I declare to you what ye eat, and what ye store in your houses. Surely therein is a Sign for you if ye did believe;
      "And (I come) confirming that which is before me, namely the Torah, and that I declare lawful for you some of the things that had been forbidden to you. I come to you with a sign from your Lord, so take Allâh as a shield and obey me.
      "'It is Allah Who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship Him. This is a Way that is straight.'"
      Mohammad(Pbuh) Prophesy Song of Solomon 5:16 IN THE Bible
      חִכּוֹ֙⁠
      ḥik-kōw His mouth [is]
      מַֽמְתַקִּ֔ים
      mam-ṯaq-qîm, most sweet
      וְכֻלּ֖וֹ⁠
      wə-ḵul-lōw and Yes he [is] altogether
      מַחֲּמַדִּ֑ים‪‬‪‬
      "ma-ḥă-mad-dîm"; lovely
      ma-ḥă-mad-dîm; There Mentioned By Name in your Bible
      and if you wonder what the IM for Read Genesis 1:1 in Hebrew
      אֱלֹהִ֑ים
      ’ĕ-lō-h"îm"; God
      IM is Plural of Respect in Hebrew
      Meaning of Mohammad in HEBREW !
      חמד
      The verb חמד (hamad) means to be desirable, pleasant or "praise-worthy". It's usually accompanied with covetous sentiments, a taking delight in or a resolve to obtain or achieve the delightful thing, person or state.
      Nouns חמד (hemed) and חמדה (hemda) means desire or delight, or describe a precious or delightful thing. Plural noun חמודות (hamudot) means desirableness or preciousness. Nouns מחמד (mahmad) and מחמד (mahmod) denote a place or agent of חמד (hamad); a place, person or thing of desire, pleasure or delight.
      and in ARABIC
      mohammad "'praiseworthy' "(derived from the verb ? hamida 'praise').
      He Altogether (Praise Worthy ); ma-ḥă-mad-dîm
      (Matthew 4:1) Jesus was tempted
      (James 1:13) God cannot be tempted
      (John 1:29) Jesus was seen
      (1 John 4:12) No man has ever seen God
      (Acts 2:22) Jesus was and is a man, sent by God
      (Numbers 23:19, Hosea11:9) God is not a man
      (Hebrews 5:8-9) Jesus had to grow and learn
      (Isaiah 40:28) God doesn't ever need to learn
      (1 Corinthians 15:3-4) Jesus died
      (1 Timothy 1:17) God cannot die
      (Hebrews 5:7) Jesus needed salvation
      (Luke 1:37) God doesn't need salvation
      (John 4:6) Jesus grew weary
      (Isaiah 40:28) God can't grow weary
      (Mark 4:38) Jesus slept
      (Psalm 121:2-4) God doesn't sleep
      (John 5:19) Jesus wasn't all powerful
      (Isaiah 45:5-7) God is all powerful
      (Mark 13:32) Jesus wasn't all knowing
      (Isaiah 46:9) God is all knowing
      Jesus, the son of Mary was no more than a Messenger

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 День назад

      @@2009samiyFAITH IN THE EMPEROR

  • @elguapo1690
    @elguapo1690 2 года назад +153

    Normally you think "How did he get away with it for so long?", but here I'm like "How did he fail so many times?"

    • @MateusVIII
      @MateusVIII Год назад +4

      To be fair he didn't fail untill the end, pretty much all problems before that don't seem to be his failures but a load of bad luck

  • @iambrando8342
    @iambrando8342 2 года назад +927

    These events were also known as the “Portuguese banknote Crisis” such an interesting piece of economic history. Thank you SideQuest!!

    • @ShadowSlayer1441
      @ShadowSlayer1441 2 года назад +9

      It’s crazy to think a single guy trying to get rich could literally cause his own economic crisis.

    • @just83542
      @just83542 2 года назад +3

      @@ShadowSlayer1441 he didn't, it was the act of taking him down and arresting him that caused the crisis of confidence, which would have been unnecessary had they not invalidated Angola. a 20 percent controlling authority by a fraud is better than a 100 percent authority by a dictator. hee was a resourceful figure and they squandered him in prison instead of leveraging him to advance their nation.

  • @benjaminhinz2552
    @benjaminhinz2552 2 года назад +99

    Alves buying up a company with its own money is the most hilarious shit ever.

  • @averagejoe9040
    @averagejoe9040 2 года назад +97

    I love that this man bought a railroad with their own money, and it wasnt even his best play.

  • @schopen-hauer
    @schopen-hauer 2 года назад +66

    Alves would sit in the national assembly watching the discussions about the country's economy, that's how he discovered the Portuguese central bank printed their money in the uk, there's where he discovered as well it was a public bank with shares that could be bought, he also approached ambassadors and public officials to stamp the official papers and go to the uk to make the money printing deals.

  • @Joe-vu5kr
    @Joe-vu5kr 2 года назад +548

    Imagine forging a degree and actually doing the job well; Outstanding.
    The man must have been an avid reader, scholar to know at that time that the central bank was not owned by the government (I only found out that fact last year or so..)
    The trouble I always notice with those who have the brains to crawl out of poverty (using less than legal means) is that they are never easily satisfied and do not know when to call off the ploy.
    Amazing video again SQ.

    • @three7446
      @three7446 2 года назад +37

      Nah he made the engineers below him do the work

    • @Joe-vu5kr
      @Joe-vu5kr 2 года назад

      @@three7446 that's management 101; not having to do the sh*t urself

    • @michaelsurratt1864
      @michaelsurratt1864 2 года назад +16

      I mean you only found out about it now because it was so different from the current situation of the best then millions of peoples head shares in the company it wasn’t exactly a secret

    • @cjthebeesknees
      @cjthebeesknees 2 года назад +1

      Doing exactly what men before did himself had done. (Integrity? Less then legal means)

    • @emperorarima3225
      @emperorarima3225 2 года назад +10

      I mean you would only hear about the ones who got caught lol

  • @hyck.
    @hyck. 2 года назад +458

    Honestly this is such an insane feat that it feels like a work of art. Absolute madlad

  • @enest94
    @enest94 2 года назад +344

    The quality of this channel never cease to amaze me. The voice, the information, the memes, all of it.

    • @michaelsurratt1864
      @michaelsurratt1864 2 года назад +6

      I know I’ve been a subscriber since you only had like 10 K subs I’m happy that he’s getting sponsorship deals now he deserves it

    • @ewadfe3705
      @ewadfe3705 2 года назад +1

      SHIMAZU CLAN PFP

  • @matthewshambler2644
    @matthewshambler2644 2 года назад +161

    Well done yet again.. the “you wouldn’t steal a car..” and Thug Life references are absolute genius! So glad I found this gem of a channel!

  • @RaKaNiShU117
    @RaKaNiShU117 2 года назад +12

    The memes and references side-by-side with such brilliant content is an absolute joy like no other!

  • @goose_memes
    @goose_memes 2 года назад +56

    What a splendid reference in the intro!

  • @larrywalsh9939
    @larrywalsh9939 Год назад +10

    What gets me is they just barely managed to figure out what he did... had it not been for the error about duplicate serial numbers he would have likely gotten away with it.
    This leads to a very disturbing question... how many times has this sort of thing happened elsewhere in the world, where the criminals DID get away with it? We'll never know.

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 2 года назад +144

    I am Portuguese and didn't know about this.
    Also thanks for the initial reference to the 2000s dvd anti-piracy video.

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 года назад +14

      "You wouldn't steal a copyrighted song and use it for your anti-piracy add... oh, wait..."

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 2 года назад +8

      @@MyRegardsToTheDodo „swore to destroy the piracy not join them“

  • @Homer-OJ-Simpson
    @Homer-OJ-Simpson 2 года назад +107

    A year and a half ago you had 20,000 subscribers and now 370,000. Good for you, this channel deserves even more subscribers

  • @the7crystals668
    @the7crystals668 2 года назад +57

    Finally, I’ve been looking for this RUclips tutorial for ever!

  • @himesilva
    @himesilva 2 года назад +46

    Kinda badass that Portugal has its own heist, but very uncool that we got stuck with Salazar (partially) because of it

    • @okguimacedo
      @okguimacedo 2 года назад +9

      Well, Salazar actually was important. At least the First Republic was over and Portugal was finally stable after almost one century

  • @samaeltheundying
    @samaeltheundying 2 года назад +6

    I lost it at the Pirating is Theft soundbyte you used.

  • @roelrudd6118
    @roelrudd6118 2 года назад +242

    *Every family has a person who breaks the chain of poverty. I hope you will be that person!!*

    • @roelrudd6118
      @roelrudd6118 2 года назад

      Getting money is an issue that everyone has needs in order to live a better and luxurious life. Life was difficult for me until i began trading,and I'm now earning a lot of money even with the current crash happening in the trading market. I still make gains using a better strategies....

    • @roelrudd6118
      @roelrudd6118 2 года назад

      Being earning $2,900 on every $200 lnvested in the space of 7trading days

    • @samuelteddy.439
      @samuelteddy.439 2 года назад

      Not only that.

    • @samuelteddy.439
      @samuelteddy.439 2 года назад

      The reason people fail to succeed is discouragement from family and friends, how do you know if something is working or not with out a trial.

    • @cheryloharakolach2058
      @cheryloharakolach2058 2 года назад

      @@roelrudd6118 this is not the first time i am hearing about Mr Gardner and his trades exploits but I have no idea how I can reach him, before now

  • @TheJackiboy123
    @TheJackiboy123 2 года назад +138

    It’s always a good day when a new video of SideQuest comes out

  • @tengkualiff
    @tengkualiff 2 года назад +111

    Dude was literally living as a protagonist

  • @franciscogalhetas9954
    @franciscogalhetas9954 2 года назад +11

    as a portuguese guy who grew up reading about this story when i saw the title and the thumbnail i had to click even faster than usual

  • @_jackcarmichael
    @_jackcarmichael 2 года назад +19

    I just wanted to say @Sidequest have really helped me in the last few months. I hit a bit of a depressive state and having found them , there animations are amazing, the content really enjoyable and the narrator incredibly fun to watch. Please don’t stop doing what your doing I love it and many others do
    Thank you

    • @2009samiy
      @2009samiy 2 года назад

      Mary in the Quran
      Chapter 3 - Al-Imran Verse 42-43
      And when the angels said to Mary: 'Allah has chosen you and purified you. He has chosen you above all women of the worlds.
      *
      "O Mary! worship Thy Lord devoutly: Prostrate thyself, and bow down (in prayer) with those who bow down."
      45-50
      Behold! the angels said: "O Mary! Allah giveth thee glad tidings of a Word from Him: his name will be Christ Jesus, the son of Mary, held in honour in this world and the Hereafter and of (the company of) those nearest to Allah.
      "He shall speak to the people in childhood and in maturity. And he shall be (of the company) of the righteous."
      'Lord,' she said, 'how can I bear a child when no human being has touched me?' He replied: 'Such is the Will of Allah. He creates whom He will. When He decrees a thing, He only says: "Be," and it is.
      And He will teach him the Scripture and wisdom, and the Torah and the Gospel.
      "And (appoint him) an apostle to the Children of Israel, (with this message): "'I have come to you, with a Sign from your Lord, in that I make for you out of clay, as it were, the figure of a bird, and breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by Allah's leave: And I heal those born blind, and the lepers, and I quicken the dead, by Allah's leave(permission); and I declare to you what ye eat, and what ye store in your houses. Surely therein is a Sign for you if ye did believe;
      "And (I come) confirming that which is before me, namely the Torah, and that I declare lawful for you some of the things that had been forbidden to you. I come to you with a sign from your Lord, so take Allâh as a shield and obey me.
      "'It is Allah Who is my Lord and your Lord; then worship Him. This is a Way that is straight.'"
      Mohammad(Pbuh) Prophesy Song of Solomon 5:16 IN THE Bible
      חִכּוֹ֙⁠
      ḥik-kōw His mouth [is]
      מַֽמְתַקִּ֔ים
      mam-ṯaq-qîm, most sweet
      וְכֻלּ֖וֹ⁠
      wə-ḵul-lōw and Yes he [is] altogether
      מַחֲּמַדִּ֑ים‪‬‪‬
      "ma-ḥă-mad-dîm"; lovely
      ma-ḥă-mad-dîm; There Mentioned By Name in your Bible
      and if you wonder what the IM for Read Genesis 1:1 in Hebrew
      אֱלֹהִ֑ים
      ’ĕ-lō-h"îm"; God
      IM is Plural of Respect in Hebrew
      Meaning of Mohammad in HEBREW !
      חמד
      The verb חמד (hamad) means to be desirable, pleasant or "praise-worthy". It's usually accompanied with covetous sentiments, a taking delight in or a resolve to obtain or achieve the delightful thing, person or state.
      Nouns חמד (hemed) and חמדה (hemda) means desire or delight, or describe a precious or delightful thing. Plural noun חמודות (hamudot) means desirableness or preciousness. Nouns מחמד (mahmad) and מחמד (mahmod) denote a place or agent of חמד (hamad); a place, person or thing of desire, pleasure or delight.
      and in ARABIC
      mohammad "'praiseworthy' "(derived from the verb ? hamida 'praise').
      He Altogether (Praise Worthy ); ma-ḥă-mad-dîm
      (Matthew 4:1) Jesus was tempted
      (James 1:13) God cannot be tempted
      (John 1:29) Jesus was seen
      (1 John 4:12) No man has ever seen God
      (Acts 2:22) Jesus was and is a man, sent by God
      (Numbers 23:19, Hosea11:9) God is not a man
      (Hebrews 5:8-9) Jesus had to grow and learn
      (Isaiah 40:28) God doesn't ever need to learn
      (1 Corinthians 15:3-4) Jesus died
      (1 Timothy 1:17) God cannot die
      (Hebrews 5:7) Jesus needed salvation
      (Luke 1:37) God doesn't need salvation
      (John 4:6) Jesus grew weary
      (Isaiah 40:28) God can't grow weary
      (Mark 4:38) Jesus slept
      (Psalm 121:2-4) God doesn't sleep
      (John 5:19) Jesus wasn't all powerful
      (Isaiah 45:5-7) God is all powerful
      (Mark 13:32) Jesus wasn't all knowing
      (Isaiah 46:9) God is all knowing
      Jesus, the son of Mary was no more than a Messenger

  • @-Mankis
    @-Mankis 2 года назад +5

    Title: How to Steal a Central Bank
    Me: Finally, something worth my time!

  • @billkusmit7542
    @billkusmit7542 2 года назад +38

    I use your videos in my Humanities classes. The kids love em. Well done.

  • @shinyribs2178
    @shinyribs2178 2 года назад +3

    Can't believe this channel hasn't blown up yet. These are the most entertaining videos

  • @aslanalexandria
    @aslanalexandria 2 года назад +2

    The 0:14 - 0:20 reference is so good!
    And yet makes me feel so old...

  • @antoniomelo5517
    @antoniomelo5517 2 года назад +2

    I am a portuguese musician and I know the music you used in your video! I played so much times in my wind band! It is called "Caçadores do 1", in english, catchers of the one.

    • @suvl
      @suvl 2 года назад

      I couldn’t focus on the topic because of that, haven’t played it for two or three years but I still know the entire part by heart 😂

  • @RDLFsama
    @RDLFsama 2 года назад +31

    His surname means "Kings" in Portuguese, and he certainly was one in my book!!

  • @maierrrrr
    @maierrrrr 2 года назад +391

    never clicked faster on something

  • @matheuspinho4987
    @matheuspinho4987 2 года назад +8

    Portugal making history as always

  • @Xanthate1845
    @Xanthate1845 2 года назад +10

    Hmmm printing money without the taxpayers consent... that sounds almost criminal

  • @DartzinhoV
    @DartzinhoV 2 года назад +6

    I first heard of this story through Tom Scott’s newsletter, and it was a fantastic read. When I found this video in my recommended, I immediately clicked to check out how the story had been translated to video, and ended up loving my decision. Not even 5 minutes in and I was subscribed, really hoping to see what other great stuff this channel makes!

  • @MTTT1234
    @MTTT1234 2 года назад +116

    So in essence, this guy is nearly single-handedly responsible for the rise of the Estado Novo? What an unintended consquence.

    • @joaopedrocruz6432
      @joaopedrocruz6432 2 года назад +46

      Not really, he probably helped the situation but Portugal had a lot of other problems compromising the democracy.

    • @andrecruz8581
      @andrecruz8581 2 года назад +5

      No, just no. There were several situations far more problematic than this.

    • @leepdroon
      @leepdroon 2 года назад +10

      The so-called First Republic failed to solve a single problem Portugal was facing. He may have added fuel to the fire, though.

  • @Mark-tq2vi
    @Mark-tq2vi 2 года назад +1

    0:15 the nostalgia 😭

  • @mehrabrahman1094
    @mehrabrahman1094 2 года назад

    The "you wouldn't steal a car" music at 0:10 brought back so many memories

  • @toomanyhobbies116
    @toomanyhobbies116 2 года назад +16

    The reference to Piracy warnings that were on every VHS & DVD during the 90's & early 2000's, was much appreciated 👍 phenomenal channel

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 года назад +4

      "You wouldn't steal a copyrighted song and use it for your anti-piracy add... oh, wait..."

    • @terranceaddison4599
      @terranceaddison4599 Год назад

      Brings back memories 😮‍💨😌

  • @allred6505
    @allred6505 2 года назад +13

    I lost it during the “you wouldn’t steal” bit lmao

  • @pakeshde7518
    @pakeshde7518 2 года назад +2

    This was a legit mega galaxy superbrain episode, well done!. Pizza and sidequest makes a lovely afternoon.

  • @KellinKingdom
    @KellinKingdom 2 года назад +72

    Thanks for the tutorial. Does this work in Brazil, too?

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 2 года назад +16

      I'm trying to adapt this to the US

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 2 года назад +11

      @@OceanAce you are late. they fulfilled that plan ages ago

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 2 года назад +7

      @@satakrionkryptomortis Big sad

    • @juamplo13
      @juamplo13 2 года назад +6

      Nope they patched it almost world wide

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 года назад +5

      @@OceanAce Well, the US Federal Reserve is privately owned, so in theory...

  • @ambo2489
    @ambo2489 2 года назад +2

    0:45 I see we got rid of the "Kaliningrad" problem in Europe.

  • @Duck-wc9de
    @Duck-wc9de 2 года назад +1

    Now Im remembering that scene from Despicable Me (the first movie) when Gru anounces he is going to steal the moon, but instead, he says "we are going to steal... THE BANK OF PORTUGAL"

  • @carlireland5049
    @carlireland5049 Год назад +2

    Alves Reis is basically the definition of “fake it until you make it.”

  • @lukelupiano6264
    @lukelupiano6264 2 года назад +1

    Your best video yet, the editing was on point

  • @thomasredden4263
    @thomasredden4263 Год назад +2

    Really laughed hard at the “piracy is stealing” homage at the beginning 😂😂

  • @ohexra
    @ohexra 2 года назад +1

    6:00 alvis we need to cook

  • @WeegeeSlayer123
    @WeegeeSlayer123 2 года назад +11

    Ah a new Sidequest video. A great way to make an unpleasant morning more bearable.

  • @justcuriousjumperbot_6724
    @justcuriousjumperbot_6724 2 года назад +1

    9:29 Ah~ Ha~ Cash-ew! M' cold is making me go nuts!

  • @nicobings2674
    @nicobings2674 2 года назад +1

    props to the animator to draw that W123 for that short clip

  • @jwilson1812
    @jwilson1812 2 года назад +1

    The quality of these videos are insane - keep it up SQ!

  • @Thezxc568III
    @Thezxc568III 2 года назад

    20 seconds in and there’s already a reference to the old “you wouldn’t download a car” shorts before a movie starts. I love it.

  • @momentomori5263
    @momentomori5263 2 года назад +2

    Jack Sparrow:"Has anyone seen my bank ?"

  • @revinhatol
    @revinhatol 2 года назад +1

    SideQuest is already one step closer to the Million Mark.

  • @christaylor6654
    @christaylor6654 2 года назад

    Glad to see the channel back

  • @commanderkyel
    @commanderkyel 2 года назад +29

    This man was really the goat of scamming. Like honestly this guy was really intelligent to not only figure all this stuff out but to have it go so well for him for so long without anything going horribly wrong. Truly a legend.

  • @JustF4211
    @JustF4211 2 года назад +2

    Haha love all the memes you included xD! us guys from Reddit really dig this man keep it up

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 2 года назад +6

    I would absolutely download a bank

  • @american4405
    @american4405 2 года назад

    I must say, your illustration of a 4-6-2 Pacific at 4:04 is most wonderful (Albeit it certainly is one of North American origin, it's still quite the eye candy)!

  • @duartecanotilho7773
    @duartecanotilho7773 2 года назад +2

    Incredible episode. Such a nice tale from Portugal. You should look the story of the phantom carriage in Portugal 😄

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 2 года назад

    This might be one of the best channels in this platform tbh

  • @randomname7321
    @randomname7321 2 года назад

    I just noticed the channel exploded congrats man been here since november last year

  • @nicosfutureson4450
    @nicosfutureson4450 2 года назад +1

    0:14 just got flashbacks 😂😂
    Or a tv

  • @bananahlife
    @bananahlife 2 года назад +26

    This channel is an absolute masterclass in humor, research, and storytelling.

  • @Mr.Isquierdo
    @Mr.Isquierdo 2 года назад

    Oh God I love the memes sprinkled in. I LOVE EM!

  • @mister_r447
    @mister_r447 2 года назад +53

    As a Portuguese i understand not wanting to set foot in england (even if for an diploma) and wanting to screw with the british.

    • @operationcreation5583
      @operationcreation5583 2 года назад +14

      Haven't portugal and england been allies since the 14th century

    • @mister_r447
      @mister_r447 2 года назад +8

      @@operationcreation5583 I mean yeah, but when Spain took over, they joined everyone else and starting taking our colonies.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 года назад +18

      @@operationcreation5583 It's more of an abusive marriage, the British threatened war on us in the 1890s for some of our land in Africa, the love spark in the 1380s died out quickly

    • @operationcreation5583
      @operationcreation5583 2 года назад +4

      @@miguelpadeiro762 oh that's a shame, I thought they really had something

    • @adrien4317
      @adrien4317 2 года назад +8

      @@operationcreation5583 tbh, the first version of the Portuguese anthem had "Against the British, march, march !" in a line, replaced quickly by "Against the cannons, march, march !", but yeah, the first republic was partially a result of the "Pink map" events in Africa and the abusive commercial relations Britain had with Portugal for the previous 2 centuries or so

  • @Kupoetic
    @Kupoetic Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @MarieGoldBrand
    @MarieGoldBrand 2 года назад

    Your gonna need a mid 1560's pirate ship, 12 sticks of butter, and an assistant with a great lung capacity...

  • @thewilltheway
    @thewilltheway 2 года назад +2

    Have my engagement points Mr. British Man

  • @kordenlan230
    @kordenlan230 2 года назад +2

    I always steal "Cards the universe and everything" Lol

  • @BattyBest
    @BattyBest Год назад

    "We, the central bank are investigating you for forgery of money-"
    "No, I own you now."
    "What?"
    "I bought you from the public."
    "How?"
    "Using the money you were investigating."
    "..."

    • @ProfAzimov
      @ProfAzimov 8 месяцев назад

      "Now, I legitimize this currency"

  • @cornocob7144
    @cornocob7144 2 года назад +10

    I love this channel, it reminds me of Horrible Histories. I used to read all those books as a kid. Keep up the great work, Side Quest :)

  • @just1it1moko
    @just1it1moko 2 года назад +1

    loving that Eddy Wally edit!

  • @TheCrunchifiedOne
    @TheCrunchifiedOne 2 года назад

    Very glad to see that your subscriber numbers have grown! Each sub is well deserved

  • @jarredharrison2829
    @jarredharrison2829 2 года назад +1

    I had a nostalgia trip when the 90s-00s “piracy is stealing” thing was said

  • @bookworm_of_chaos6349
    @bookworm_of_chaos6349 2 года назад +13

    Now this is interesting.... *casually steals a bank*

  • @LittleMapleMan
    @LittleMapleMan 2 года назад +1

    Congrats on getting a sponsor.

  • @Avarixin
    @Avarixin Год назад

    Okay I gotta say, that's the best cut to that song that i've seen yet lol. Here's your subscribe mate

    • @Avarixin
      @Avarixin Год назад

      Am i ever gonna finish this video lmao. I keep rewinding it. "As they say, fake until you make it!"

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 2 года назад +2

    The brain meme made this video great. Keep going you guys
    Edit: btw i think Reis would have succeded if he made NFTs instead

  • @sevenguardians7517
    @sevenguardians7517 2 года назад +1

    Your videos never disappoint! I’ll see you next episode of sidequest

  • @slooowz8746
    @slooowz8746 2 года назад +1

    The anti piracy bit at the start, got me rolling.

  • @matthewtan1602
    @matthewtan1602 2 года назад

    Omg the amount of memes and references… i love the breaking bad reference

  • @KennytheShark
    @KennytheShark 2 года назад

    Your videos just always pop up at the perfect time needed

  • @codyrex5049
    @codyrex5049 2 года назад

    Truly a grand day when we get a new side quest vid!

  • @idc7115
    @idc7115 2 года назад

    Alves search history
    8:23 Am: how to launder money
    8:35 Am: how to buy portugal's central bank

  • @Stgpop
    @Stgpop 2 года назад

    You Wouldn't DOWNLOAD a Car Would You??? omg I love that intro man

  • @kylesty6728
    @kylesty6728 2 года назад

    The call back to anti-pirating commercials brought me joy. 😂

  • @acrometrall9701
    @acrometrall9701 2 года назад

    One of the best educational channel on ytb

  • @iainawatson
    @iainawatson 2 года назад

    Absolutely delighted by the DVD copyright video reference.

  • @mystuff9999
    @mystuff9999 2 года назад +2

    One really has to admire the galaxy-sized balls of that guy…

  • @gregbits6109
    @gregbits6109 2 года назад +2

    Once the first forgery worked, he never looked back 😂

  • @og-no7fn
    @og-no7fn 2 года назад +1

    Incorporating memes is a galaxy brain move

  • @ondramiketa843
    @ondramiketa843 2 года назад +1

    “You wouldn’t steal a car or a bag” FeelsOldMan

  • @Egemony
    @Egemony 2 года назад

    SideQuest content lifts my spirits

  • @pineapplepanda8444
    @pineapplepanda8444 Год назад

    bro that intro was a trowback, i love it

  • @transauf4445
    @transauf4445 2 года назад

    Finally another video from this channel

  • @Bigaloa
    @Bigaloa 2 года назад

    Criminally underrated channel.

  • @ioflottv
    @ioflottv 2 года назад +1

    Exactly what I needed a Tuesday morning: to be britishly cynical

  • @AshLilburne
    @AshLilburne 2 года назад

    The illegal downloading cars ad.. Love it 😆