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  • Опубликовано: 11 фев 2020
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Комментарии • 618

  • @snowboardingraptor7005
    @snowboardingraptor7005 2 месяца назад +4

    I swear I've never laughed so hard. My head is killing. I wish I was there to have seen this live. Fucking hilarious.

    • @KO-wh6yw
      @KO-wh6yw Месяц назад

      Love this guy I nearly p…… myself 😂

  • @Dani-El.
    @Dani-El. Год назад +11

    You know you're in a rough venue when the Fire Exit sign is written in the 'Live Laugh Love' font.

  • @RAMROD1847
    @RAMROD1847 3 года назад +76

    Theres a fine line between comedy and harassment. And this guy jumps the boundaries and doesn't care. I love it. 🤣

  • @thenewmodfather
    @thenewmodfather Год назад +66

    I've seen Frankie live twice and both times he has ripped the shit out of me and I loved every fuckin second. This is proper British humour and Frankie does it better than most around today.

    • @tfootball8704
      @tfootball8704 Год назад +2

      yeah it's good comedy, better than alot of the shit on tv

    • @Dantheman87
      @Dantheman87 Год назад

      What did he say about you lol. If u laugh along does he leave u alone after a bit or do you get it all show

    • @thenewmodfather
      @thenewmodfather Год назад +4

      @@Dantheman87 I have 2 missing teeth in the front and said I lost them sucking off my boyfriend (I'm straight but still creased up) also called me God's Gift to blind women and a few other things. Whether you laugh or not you are still fair game. My advice is simply this. Go and enjoy it. Don't worry about being picked on. It's part of the show.

    • @basilfawlty8244
      @basilfawlty8244 Год назад +1

      Scouse humour mate. Ya wouldn't get this in Chipping Norton, would ya...? 😁

  • @paulmurphy9909
    @paulmurphy9909 4 года назад +13

    Got the "Penfold" when he came to the stage🤣👍🏽brilliant, very funny.

  • @plammo1775
    @plammo1775 3 года назад +17

    "Is this really fooking 'appening?" Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • @paulhedges4778
    @paulhedges4778 4 года назад +42

    You can not beat this sort of stand up, completely brilliant

    • @paulhedges4778
      @paulhedges4778 3 года назад +1

      @Harvey Park yep its gunna be a looooong few seasons

  • @shrewsburymonl1372
    @shrewsburymonl1372 4 года назад +12

    When you said 'he looks like a blind penfold' I immediately had an image in my head, then he started kicking off at the end and I realised that discription was spot on! Well funny.

  • @reggietrotter8187
    @reggietrotter8187 3 года назад +6

    The scouse cat for me 😂😂😂😂😂 gag I was howlin my mom nearly choked on her false teeth Lafin god bless oldskooooollllll all the way 👍🏻

  • @davedavey5
    @davedavey5 4 года назад +26

    He never stood a chance 😂

  • @Dannyham83
    @Dannyham83 3 года назад +130

    'Your incubator had tinted windows' genius

    • @Dannyham83
      @Dannyham83 2 года назад +2

      14, that's not old at all pal

    • @85hixy83
      @85hixy83 Год назад +1

      Haha yeah that got me like

    • @Scitch-et4vk
      @Scitch-et4vk Год назад +1

      Get out more that joke was shared by cavemen

    • @anonman3707
      @anonman3707 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Scitch-et4vk its been shared like ya mum 😂😂😂😂

    • @stephenm8898
      @stephenm8898 2 месяца назад

      We used to say all these in the mid 90s. Shutters on your pushchair, fed with a catapult, doctor slapped your mam, darkened windows in the incubator and so on

  • @ProdbyLJS
    @ProdbyLJS 4 года назад +3

    Get this man a fucking tv show 😂 such a funny guy !!

  • @taffymackem2596
    @taffymackem2596 4 года назад +8

    Found by accident. Thought it was going to be another 2 a penny comedian...turned out to be funniest bloke ive seen in years. New sub

  • @cathalkelly8796
    @cathalkelly8796 4 года назад +6

    "Penfold kickn off"! Hahahaha

  • @Happydays1875Manchester
    @Happydays1875Manchester Год назад +1

    I have to go & watch Frankie i piss myself laughing every video he's fookin hilarious

  • @luke7890
    @luke7890 3 года назад +1

    I’m so glad I’ve found you after the joke I heard ‘you couldn’t pull a **** off your mother’ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TraceG
    @TraceG 4 года назад +25

    Popped in my RUclips recommended, howled laughing - subscribed!

  • @jamesgmail
    @jamesgmail Год назад +1

    I laughed so hard at this his crowd work is sensational 😂😂😂

  • @eckeynecker
    @eckeynecker 2 года назад +5

    Love it , fucking hilarious , great delivery as well proper old school .

  • @supermecho3
    @supermecho3 4 года назад +20

    I’m Indian, tall, skinny, four eyed. I would love to be at your gig mate. Brilliant comedian. 👍

    • @j1spen736
      @j1spen736 3 года назад

      Lmao, course you are

  • @doggerproductions
    @doggerproductions 4 года назад +4

    Love to see him and chubby brown together on stage....be hilarious 😂😂🍾🍾

  • @nicksanders4238
    @nicksanders4238 2 года назад +1

    When he says to that guy here you are mate get your mouth round this is fucking hilarious

  • @neilthorley359
    @neilthorley359 2 года назад +2

    frankie allen is a fuckin classic best comedian I've seen for a very long time

  • @Ricsic6
    @Ricsic6 4 года назад +3

    Incubator had tinted windows 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andreeabran8408
    @andreeabran8408 3 года назад +2

    Tinted windows !!! 😂😂😂

  • @antbarn5210
    @antbarn5210 4 года назад +19

    Class gotta love old school comedians 👍👍👍

    • @FrankieAllenComedy
      @FrankieAllenComedy  4 года назад +3

      Top man!!!

    • @ajlang1447
      @ajlang1447 3 года назад

      He's shit

    • @antbarn5210
      @antbarn5210 3 года назад

      @@ajlang1447 gotta love a troll , prick

    • @ajlang1447
      @ajlang1447 3 года назад

      @@antbarn5210 why am i a troll because i have an opinion? I think he's shit sorry if i hurt your feelings. Prick

    • @antbarn5210
      @antbarn5210 3 года назад

      @@ajlang1447get back to ur box room at ur mommys house mate make sure u have fresh tissues at hand too

  • @nbee7934
    @nbee7934 Год назад

    "You'll be working soon, the grotto opens in December" 😂😂😂😂 Ffs hahaha!!!

  • @johnsmart9231
    @johnsmart9231 3 года назад +2

    Incubator had tinted windows😂😂

  • @keepinitreal7093
    @keepinitreal7093 4 года назад +1

    1st time av seen any of your stuff, keep it up Frankie you absolutely demolished they fuckwit hecklers 😆

  • @jmc0075
    @jmc0075 4 года назад +2

    Brilliant my sides are splitting here. Defo a fan of Frankie Allen.

  • @Weebay_213
    @Weebay_213 4 года назад +3

    Bloody Gas 😂...subscribed, hilarious fella

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 4 года назад +2

    Excellent work Frankie!! And he did look like Penfold haha.

  • @damotheman4196
    @damotheman4196 Год назад

    I love the little lift on the voice on every "fook OFF"

  • @nickshields7258
    @nickshields7258 3 года назад +18

    Nice to see a proper working class comedian keeping it real and very funny,None of this PC student crap saying actually and basically every sentence speaking gibberish.Great work Frankie.

  • @skottcoucill8343
    @skottcoucill8343 4 года назад +3

    Proper comedian 😂👍🏻

  • @stevemayes324
    @stevemayes324 4 года назад +1

    Cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryanmceneaney
    @bryanmceneaney 4 года назад +35

    Old school lad!! Loved it and it looked like a tough gig. Might see you in dublin sometime.

  • @barrycorrigan7517
    @barrycorrigan7517 4 года назад +2

    Right up my street 🤣

  • @Captainpubwatch
    @Captainpubwatch 4 года назад +26

    It took me ages to watch the whole video - every time I only got 56 seconds in and then had to rewind it to the start! The delivery of "waste of oxygen you ###t" and the incubator gag are hilarious, couldn't get enough : )

    • @grahamwilson2164
      @grahamwilson2164 2 года назад

      Problem is Jim davidson was using the same gags a long time ago

  • @Joehume1
    @Joehume1 Год назад

    It’s not a fuckn quiz 😆😆 top class man

  • @stevehall5299
    @stevehall5299 3 года назад +1

    This fella is quick, love this! 👍👍

  • @tomlee982
    @tomlee982 3 года назад +2

    The 7 people there was going wild

  • @dmurphy1578
    @dmurphy1578 3 года назад +5

    Didn’t understand a word and I loved it.

  • @paul7t5
    @paul7t5 3 года назад +5

    I keep coming back to this, definitely one of my favourites haha!

    • @48paulnet
      @48paulnet 3 года назад +1

      What absolute vacuous crap

    • @brunol9876
      @brunol9876 2 года назад

      @@48paulnet ha ha get a life

  • @DunnGolfing
    @DunnGolfing 4 года назад +7

    🙈fair to say he pulled a rabbit out the hat 😂

  • @Ki3X95
    @Ki3X95 4 года назад +2

    “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”😂😂😂

  • @trollop_7
    @trollop_7 4 года назад +25

    The subtitles never stood a chance.

    • @dlads79
      @dlads79 4 года назад +1

      hahaha mate i'm scouse, you want to see me have an argument with Alexa and google and Siri, they have no fucking chance with me

  • @andrewstratford4753
    @andrewstratford4753 4 года назад +8

    Love this type of comedy no holds bar un pc never heckle a comedian unless you have a thick skin they are a dying breed well done frankie great stuff.

  • @Hot_Garbage_Uk
    @Hot_Garbage_Uk Год назад

    This is the best comedy I've ever seen 😂

  • @bradleyedwards8510
    @bradleyedwards8510 4 года назад +3

    Tinted windows 😂

  • @pravda666
    @pravda666 4 года назад +4

    Absolutely brilliant haha doing Liverpool proud mate 👍

  • @Happy240lad
    @Happy240lad 4 года назад +9

    Wel'l get you a basket to weave 😂👍

  • @bartram33
    @bartram33 4 года назад +91

    The first joke .... the nun says this is a non eating compartment, the man says 'so what' the nun says I'll call the guard and have you removed from the train. The man gathers all the shrimp shells up and throws them out of the window and says 'you can't prove it '. The guard arrives and the nun says 'that man has sexually assaulted me'. The man denies it and the nun says ' yes he has, smell his fingers!

    • @yerpyaboy
      @yerpyaboy 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Somerset-In-The-Blood
      @Somerset-In-The-Blood Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alan36753
      @alan36753 8 месяцев назад

      Fell asleep….
      How about “this is a nun eating compartment”
      “Okay luv I’ll start on you soon as I’ve finished mi shrimps”

  • @sapien82
    @sapien82 4 года назад

    he was asking frankie if he was serious hahah

  • @ThatTallGuy0
    @ThatTallGuy0 2 года назад +1

    Some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @englishmaninengland1451
    @englishmaninengland1451 4 года назад +2

    That’s one hell of a parting on top of yer boat race Jon.

  • @MRMK24
    @MRMK24 3 года назад

    Go ahead Frankie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hjohnstone6921
    @hjohnstone6921 4 года назад +10

    Never heard of this guy before... he’s fucking hilarious😭🤣😭🤣... Be seeing you Frankie👌🏻😉👍🏻

  • @KevinSmith-wp9qs
    @KevinSmith-wp9qs 3 года назад +3

    There's always an audience for this kind of stuff.

  • @cameroncopeland986
    @cameroncopeland986 3 года назад +8

    The best comedian about deserves more recognition! Absolutely creased from start to finish😂

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 2 года назад

      If he’s the best comedian, why is he playing dives like this one?

    • @anonman3707
      @anonman3707 4 месяца назад

      ​@@attackpatterndelta8949 he's cruising for ya mums crusty smelly minge 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @smugsmonkey6132
    @smugsmonkey6132 4 года назад +3

    How funny was this. 🤣🤣🤣 I've subscribed

  • @thebeerhunter817
    @thebeerhunter817 4 года назад +1

    Fucking hilarious reminds me of a holiday from Australia to London as a kid in the 80s subscribed!!!!

  • @Bigrozay1
    @Bigrozay1 4 года назад +7

    I could watch Frankie Allen all day long this is how comedians should be if your in the audience expect all this ! It’s all a laugh at the end of the day

  • @TheMuteone231
    @TheMuteone231 2 года назад +1

    We need more comics like this on main stream television nowadays

  • @jupiterredmoon6181
    @jupiterredmoon6181 4 года назад +48

    I love old skool stand up where theres no boundaries n no subject is off limits!! Frank you will have a field day in Yarmouth soon its rougher than the soles of an Ethiopian marathon runners feet!!

    • @dawhitey75
      @dawhitey75 4 года назад +4

      He sure would, went for a caravan trip down there and never seen so many fat bastards and mobility scooters..

    • @xstex
      @xstex 3 года назад

      Stand up is still like this in clubs. It never changed.

  • @dannysmith5465
    @dannysmith5465 4 года назад +1

    What a legend

  • @calderparkave45
    @calderparkave45 4 года назад

    Different class f***king hilarious

  • @MartinT5600
    @MartinT5600 4 года назад +16

    This type of introduction is why I love You Tube. He is ace!

  • @sarahemerson6567
    @sarahemerson6567 4 года назад +3

    Love this guy

  • @samsum3738
    @samsum3738 4 года назад +7

    Never open your mouth against a man who holds the microphone . You have no chance .

  • @PLEASANTGIFFT
    @PLEASANTGIFFT Год назад +1

    Comedy at it purest

  • @johnjonesufc
    @johnjonesufc 3 месяца назад +2

    LEGEND.

  • @paulclarke5752
    @paulclarke5752 4 года назад +3

    Your brilliant thank you made me laugh

  • @TwodaysTuesdays
    @TwodaysTuesdays Год назад +1

    I can't stop laughing this guy is amazing 😂

  • @20fknyrs39
    @20fknyrs39 3 года назад

    what a savage hahahahaha

  • @trikkke11
    @trikkke11 4 года назад +2

    Classy place. You can tell by the ceiling. What kind of audience did Frankie expect ?

  • @chrisyateswebdev
    @chrisyateswebdev Год назад

    I was done at Incubator having tinted windows 🤣🤣.. I gotta see this guy live

  • @diycarfix7021
    @diycarfix7021 4 года назад +4

    Comedy gold!!!! 👍

  • @FNIX_Gaming
    @FNIX_Gaming 4 года назад +16

    Would love to see this live , makes me laugh every time

  • @TheClassifiedMan
    @TheClassifiedMan 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant😂😂😂

  • @craigmitchell6107
    @craigmitchell6107 4 года назад +33

    Just come across Frankie..... we need him the world today , we need to let go sometimes and enjoy life .... well done Frankie old school comedi luv it 👍

  • @toppertruthio
    @toppertruthio 3 года назад

    youll see my bald head...straight between yer eyes lol

  • @MeVsMyself1
    @MeVsMyself1 2 года назад +1

    Absolutely top drawer. Need to get to see you live.

  • @kenjohnson1041
    @kenjohnson1041 9 месяцев назад

    Frankie is in town this November and I can’t go…BOLLOCKS

  • @johnwilliamknox7156
    @johnwilliamknox7156 4 года назад +1

    Quality as ever.

  • @TheDuffman1986
    @TheDuffman1986 3 года назад +51

    Refreshing to watch a bit of good abuse I must say, with everyone been fkn sensitive these days

    • @FrankieAllenComedy
      @FrankieAllenComedy  3 года назад +8

      🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @Carl-vq6ww
      @Carl-vq6ww 3 года назад +2

      @@FrankieAllenComedy your a legend mate lol 😂 funny as fook

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 2 года назад

      It's usually the right wing cunts who cry at anything that's not their ideas.

    • @eoinbarry8124
      @eoinbarry8124 2 года назад +5

      @@Hellwyck what are you on about the left is all about identity politics you knobhead

  • @PossessedBeatsODrecords
    @PossessedBeatsODrecords Год назад

    Me heart was in stitches

  • @broxithebear1872
    @broxithebear1872 3 года назад +2

    You're absolutely brilliant I've been to see you 4 times and all the time I've sat right at the back so I don't get sagged 😂😂😂🤣

  • @dantrixter
    @dantrixter 3 года назад +4

    Hilarious 😂 loved it ! Great DJ, does a lot for hospitals” He makes people sick !

  • @Andre-uv7vo
    @Andre-uv7vo 3 года назад

    Just popped up on my youtube remember this fella leathering everyone on a facebook video sounds like one of the lads on a sunday on the ale tearing into everyone ha ha class

  • @felipemarin1011
    @felipemarin1011 4 года назад

    Lmao he drilled them lads but the chick had nutn to donwith it poor bird, when those two left the building she broke up with him, ya just know it 😂

  • @bradleyroche7233
    @bradleyroche7233 4 года назад

    In the incubator they had tinted windows made me cry haha

    • @whizzeemc
      @whizzeemc 3 года назад

      Thats such a shit joke

  • @FaceFcuk
    @FaceFcuk 4 года назад

    Brilliant ha ha , sound fella

  • @bonecruncher2641
    @bonecruncher2641 11 месяцев назад

    He’s funny as fuck

  • @weechill333
    @weechill333 4 года назад

    😂😂 brilliant

  • @jamesog8802
    @jamesog8802 3 года назад +1

    Awww man, short stuff never stood a chance 😂

    • @dixsynormas3891
      @dixsynormas3891 3 года назад

      Funny how he didn't react to "how's Kurby "

  • @pedclarkemobile
    @pedclarkemobile 3 года назад +9

    The algorithm gave something proper for a change!

  • @scottdingwall462
    @scottdingwall462 3 года назад +7

    That's brilliant, must be frustrating as hell when folk are shouting out like that,

  • @drpeterthompson5894
    @drpeterthompson5894 2 года назад

    tHERE IS ONLY ONE FRANKIE ALLEN😁

  • @MegaScumbucket
    @MegaScumbucket 3 года назад

    The grotto opens in December 😂