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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @Kev621
    @Kev621 2 года назад +47

    Man...I wish Ali had a little show about this shit. All his jail stories are good.

    • @GeorgiaWhisper
      @GeorgiaWhisper 2 года назад +1

      He has snippets of it on RUclips. I wonder if he has a spacial.

    • @Kev621
      @Kev621 2 года назад +4

      @@GeorgiaWhisper He doesn't...I watched also his clips and videos. Mexicans got on boots and Mitchell...that shit had me on the floor.

    • @GeorgiaWhisper
      @GeorgiaWhisper 2 года назад +2

      @@Kev621 Yeah , I think the only ones he has whee they actually show him performing is "This is not happening" comedy special By Roy Jones Jr.
      Ali Sadiq is super funny.

    • @Kev621
      @Kev621 2 года назад +2

      @@GeorgiaWhisper I'm from Houston, and everyone who has met him will tell you...he's a real cool cat in person.

    • @Kev621
      @Kev621 2 года назад +1

      @@GeorgiaWhisper Hold up, This Is Not Happening????? You watch that show? Okay, if you haven't yet...please checkout Joey Diaz's story about the fight with Sister Hyacenth!!!

  • @cindysauers8259
    @cindysauers8259 2 года назад +29

    "this ain't my job to figure out crime.." 😂

  • @supadigga
    @supadigga 3 года назад +65

    I’ve known a lot of people that have done time. Men and women. I know for a fact that everybody doesn’t make it back home! Prison has a whole different set of rules that you either live by or die by and it’s not a game! Respect is a must!!

    • @MarayaGavin5839
      @MarayaGavin5839 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, that’s a given…unfortunately smh…

    • @Relax-ge2uf
      @Relax-ge2uf 2 года назад

      Cool story

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 Год назад +1

      Yup. You gotta keep your head up regardless in there. As hard as it sounds.

    • @Ant_Mo4
      @Ant_Mo4 2 месяца назад +1

      Prison changes ppl kinda like the military

  • @Fuhrious
    @Fuhrious 2 года назад +107

    As a 6'7" 285lb man, I can certify that I am in fact a giant teddy bear. Big for nothing. Wouldn't bust a grape in welch's backyard. Unless I have to.

    • @darrensmith6317
      @darrensmith6317 2 года назад +1

      Damn 😂🤣😂 not in welch's back yard

    • @michaelbennett8924
      @michaelbennett8924 2 года назад +12

      that "unless I have to" is what matters tho

    • @Venusneighbor
      @Venusneighbor 2 года назад

      Lmaooo bro 🤣😂🤣

    • @elite_fitness
      @elite_fitness 2 года назад

      In Welches backyard lol

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 Год назад +1

      Yeah you say that until the Welch family grape army comes for you 😂

  • @scottanderson6861
    @scottanderson6861 3 года назад +33

    Cant make those storys up! Storytelling at its best.

    • @DeeDaKaang1
      @DeeDaKaang1 6 месяцев назад

      Absolutely the greatest storyteller breathing

  • @SabrinaDukes-k1h
    @SabrinaDukes-k1h 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just love him I could watch him over and over again and laugh like I'd never heard him before

  • @hermanhitt5055
    @hermanhitt5055 3 года назад +13

    The Quiet Before 🤫 The Storm. CLASSIC 😅 🤣 😂

  • @shukriebenzlab3488
    @shukriebenzlab3488 2 года назад +8

    Lmfu would've loved seeing his facial expressions while telling these jokes/stories the way he pulls his in other words the whole Ali package is priceless by now I would've thought Someone or even Ali would've uploaded a video of this set would really be awesome lol

    • @malindayoung2914
      @malindayoung2914 Год назад

      He should market a boxed set of his stand up collections. Several even. They would sell out fast.

  • @valeriareed7234
    @valeriareed7234 2 года назад +11

    I 🖤 this young man........talent for days......💫✨

  • @ASH9EXR
    @ASH9EXR 2 года назад +6

    Ali a one man wrecking story telling machine

  • @mr.universistylegrownmanmu2578
    @mr.universistylegrownmanmu2578 3 года назад +11

    Love these stories

  • @jameshorton6410
    @jameshorton6410 2 года назад +26

    Never sleep on NOBODY'! This is how I learned , I got into an argument with a coworker at a factory we worked at in the hood, I'm 6'2 240 and my coworker 5"8 160 and he called me outside so we square up and I'm like I got this but unbeknownst to me this skinner older brother was a golden gloves boxer and he pieced me up ,for every punch I threw he landed 3 and when people broke us up o said you hit like a girl ( reality was I was sore) and I said you lucky they broke up fight ( no I was lucky) now I still woulda fought him even if I knew he had those fast hands but I woulda tried gripping him up not standing toe to toe , to this day I know white people scared to fight any brothers but me I grew up in the hood so to me we all men, I'm in my 50's and I still won't take disrespect, you win some you lose some, you can't grow up in the hood and not fight ,( I'm talking poor whites like me and my brother):they don't want no punks or scared cowards living there, make their hood look soft

    • @Carpetmans
      @Carpetmans 2 года назад +1

      lmaaooooooo shouldnt been talkin shit

    • @chicagotank
      @chicagotank Год назад +1

      Good and Learnable story bro

  • @JoSco87
    @JoSco87 3 года назад +85

    Died over a pancake 😂🤣

    • @saltwatertaffybag
      @saltwatertaffybag 2 года назад +15

      Man I saw a dude get a whole hot plate full of boiling baby oil and melted jolly ranchers fired in his face, before getting beaten within an inch of his life. This dude kicked him in the head until he stopped twitching, took a break to catch his breath, and then came back and kicked him in the head like 20 more times... all over a bag of soup. People get horrendously harmed and killed in the pen over trivial shit every day. You could get your face melted off and your head kicked in up over a $0.50 debt

    • @zacharyradford5552
      @zacharyradford5552 2 года назад

      It wasn’t the pancake. It was calling the guy out by calling him a bitch.

    • @willie417
      @willie417 2 года назад +5

      about a week ago in my city we had a man die of a $2 bag lunch, this was at the jail, the story goes he owed for the lunch, then talk shit, he threw the first punch so no one got charge with his death,
      State attorney’s office ruled the force used was justified and isn’t pursuing charges: the Deceased "swung at” and punched the inmate and put him in a headlock. When he let go of the other inmate, the report said, that inmate began hitting the Deceased. The witness said the Deceased then “fell down.” after the fight was over, the Deceased said he was not feeling well and was taken away by medical staff. The report states that after he arrived at a hospital, doctors found a brain bleed and performed emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition before his death about 10 days later he was in for armed-robbery arrest
      The medical examiner’s office ruled the death a homicide as a result of the blunt force head trauma. The Fourth Circuit State Attorney’s Office ruled it justifiable, stating that Riley was the aggressor.

    • @MR.Rexx101
      @MR.Rexx101 2 года назад

      Nah he died cuz he talk too much shit. & was too stubborn to realize that.

    • @BlerdDaddy85
      @BlerdDaddy85 2 года назад +7

      Nah, he died for failing to show respect. Perhaps if big dude had said, "hey, can you put another pancake on my plate?" He would have gotten his pancake AND lived to exit prison and return to free society. Instead, he, as Ali put it, was an asshole. Karma is a real thing.

  • @lindathornton6607
    @lindathornton6607 6 месяцев назад

    Quiet mean a storm coming. Brother Ali you tell funny as stories. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laronlewis5664
    @laronlewis5664 2 года назад +7

    Comedic Storytelling at its finest …

  • @robertgrace7855
    @robertgrace7855 3 года назад +9

    He made vinyl that’s dope

  • @GinaJonesStillettoQueen
    @GinaJonesStillettoQueen 2 года назад +15

    Some people need a whole lot of leave a lone.

    • @Ant_Mo4
      @Ant_Mo4 2 месяца назад

      Unfortunately some ppl learn the hard way The quiet ones def need that leave alone

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 3 года назад +5

    No lies detected!

  • @DeeDaKaang1
    @DeeDaKaang1 6 месяцев назад

    This man is honestly the funniest man breathing 😆😆😆😆

  • @139fulton
    @139fulton 3 года назад +23

    Gifted Griot

    • @kf9926
      @kf9926 3 года назад +4

      I see you are a man of Culture

    • @MarayaGavin5839
      @MarayaGavin5839 3 года назад +4

      I would’ve never knew what that was if it wasn’t for Dave Chapelle & his mom telling him he should be a Griot 🙌🏾💯‼️

  • @PRODUCEDBYKEV
    @PRODUCEDBYKEV 2 года назад +7

    This story NEEDS to be animated by the guy who did Prison Riot.

  • @jonathanlange490
    @jonathanlange490 3 года назад +2

    🔥 Truth

  • @vonversace
    @vonversace 3 года назад +2

    Legend

  • @onetakesun694
    @onetakesun694 2 года назад +6

    He said it ain’t his job to figure out crime…
    …my man said without saying he ain’t no McGruff🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johndavis4762
    @johndavis4762 2 года назад

    Peace ahki

  • @derrickwilson4542
    @derrickwilson4542 2 года назад

    Love it

  • @willastockton1597
    @willastockton1597 2 года назад +1

    H I L A R I O U S 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertgrace7855
    @robertgrace7855 3 года назад +4

    Lmfao he said the whole prison quite

  • @akeemjoseph6433
    @akeemjoseph6433 Год назад

    Does anyone have the link to the actual video of this

  • @icantaffordlife
    @icantaffordlife 2 года назад

    Dope

  • @PhoenixEnt100
    @PhoenixEnt100 2 года назад +2

    Can we get the video pls? 😂😂

  • @Anthony90026
    @Anthony90026 2 года назад

    What stand up is this joke from?

  • @JoFlirt
    @JoFlirt Год назад

    what did feece do to him

  • @hutchwasserman5137
    @hutchwasserman5137 2 года назад

    Lmao having been in Clemens unit coming from TYC this shit hits home 🤣🤣🤣 only if I was there with Ali, time would have flew by

  • @codedaily409
    @codedaily409 2 года назад +1

    Don't know why the crowd was laughing so much, that was a messed up story

  • @taytawr3097
    @taytawr3097 2 года назад

    Obviously a good guy cause they just let him go to work.

  • @taytawr3097
    @taytawr3097 2 года назад +2

    The fuck he do to be in prison for 30 fucking years?

    • @dah33rtz40
      @dah33rtz40 2 года назад +1

      He got life

    • @Relax-ge2uf
      @Relax-ge2uf Год назад +2

      Fighting in prison for survival gives you more time to stay inside didn't you watch his other videos he talks about it

    • @Ant_5350
      @Ant_5350 Год назад

      Maybe murder

  • @Nightz0mbie68
    @Nightz0mbie68 2 года назад +2

    But did he give him another pancake? Lol

  • @DblTap317
    @DblTap317 2 года назад +2

    How many 4'11 guys were in his unit that served pancakes on the day? Kinda pointless to use the fake name 🤦

    • @theblackmonk3153
      @theblackmonk3153 2 года назад +5

      There’s a ton of short dudes in prison

    • @June2U
      @June2U Год назад

      Only ones who know are the ones who were there on the unit ( he didn’t give dates, times, unit nothing and dude definitely not only height challenged person there ( ion want no trouble Feece 😂

    • @DblTap317
      @DblTap317 Год назад

      @@June2U don't ever commit a crime my friend, you will get caught. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lindathornton6607
    @lindathornton6607 6 месяцев назад +5

    Quiet mean a storm coming. Brother Ali you tell funny as stories. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hutchwasserman5137
    @hutchwasserman5137 2 года назад +15

    Lmao having been in Clemens unit coming from TYC this shit hits home 🤣🤣🤣 only if I was there with Ali, time would have flew by