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BE AMAZED that woman looking into her “handgun” was looking into a pellet gun. Not a real gun, but still stupid. Obviously a set up picture, but again, not a real gun!!
I NEED MORE DETAIL Who keeps gasoline in a jar? Who would keep it on their kitchen counter? Who would think gasoline looks like hot sauce? Who would have the desire to drink a jar of hot sauce? Who wouldn't immediately smell the gasoline upon opening the jar? I guess the irony is, after lighting that cigarette, the substance actually became literal hot sauce.
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Have you ever wondered how people do this -hello- well just put this - then type something and put another one in the end and no spaces in between the - and the words
"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever had a vicious idiot for a king!" -Tyrion Lannister So this is just true in all lines of work.
I remember the alcohol enema (usually wine) was all the rage in the late 70's and early 80's. I had a lot of friends in the medical field and a few of them were ER nurses. The number of people who died of alcohol poisoning was unreal.
@@lethfuil This method of alcohol consumption is dangerous because it leads to faster intoxication than drinking as the alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream with the body not having the ability to reject the toxin via vomiting.
@@FR099Y Thank you. :) I guessed that much, I'm just really puzzled about the "why" though. ^^' Why would someone do this. Intentionally, without being forced.
Years back, there used to be a Military Surplus shop in the town that I live in, and some guy walked in and asked, "How much is this worth? Will you buy it from me?" and he pulls out a landmine. The shop keeper examined it and quickly (but carefully) placed it on the counter and ran out the door taking the customer with him. From outside he called the police, and the local police (who did not, and still does not have a bomb squad unit) called an air force base that's about 70 miles from here. They sent in an EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Unit to remove the mine from the premises and detonated it at a nearby empty lot. I remember this vividly because the customer was not grateful that he was still alive, but was furious that some of his inherited property was destroyed without him being compensated for it.
John Davis Great story I think many towns had them. We had one too, i bought one as a minor and my father was furious, he was a WW II vet and made sure it was a dud.
It's sad that poor people starve to death or get killed by Terrorists in War. While people in countries with more wealth die because of their own incompetence.
The air hose death makes me so upset, too many people I work with still to this day screw with the air hoses like it’s a game. People just don’t understand.
This was a common occurrence in the Far East. I remember reading one story, on the official Darwin Awards website, from Indonesia where a man inserted an air line on a garage forecourt up his rectum. A passing woman thought it was an impromptu fireworks display. It even had its own name, which I can't remember. I'll look it up and put it in the edit.
Rewatching the Darwin Awards series, and damn I feel bad for the first guy. Honestly seems like an honest, just, normal (ish) mistake Also applies to the guy with the footrest in the theater. It wasn't even his fault, if I drop my phone, sure as hell I'm gonna pick it up. Most other Darwin Awards holders are just complete idiots. Like for instance... taking a picture with a grenade is one thing. but PULLING THE PIN IS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
What I don't understand is how he didn't even attempt to loosen the bag once he realized he had trouble breathing. Plus, assuming the bag wasn't thick, he could have easily ripped it apart in desperation.
Really does make you wonder what happens when we die. If there really is a mediator between us and the afterlife. They'd have to have the shittiest job next to toilet paper.
The Bees in the hive be like- Bee 1: “ay bro there’s a guy coming at us with a flamethrower, should we attack him? Bee 2: “nah bro, you see that bag over his head, we just gonna wait…..
Grenades are actually not even that dangerous IF you know how to handle them. After you pull the pin the grenade wont explode before you let go of the handle. After you let go of the handle there is a 4 second delay before it explodes.
The big issue is why would convicts get tvs in their cells or at all ? Should be a punishment to be in prison and productive(work,eat,sleep basically). They should not enjoy it. " Man were you watching the WWF last night ?"
@@jakobkell7212 Well some of the scandinavian lands have really luxorious prisons wit h consoles etc. and they have some of the lowest crime rates. It gives inmates a perspective on how life could be and what they could achieve.
@@onespecialddnerd5933 No prison should have luxury in it. Crime is not supposed to be a positive when you're caught,you should suffer (loss of freedom,relaxing) A 24 hour day should be utilized with 8 hours sleep,4 hours to eat wash,laundry and 12 hours left = work. Remember chain gangs and how they were.
@@demonoxis6074 watching tv is not rehab and work is a way for criminals to be productive and help repay their cost to a country. Do we really believe that a serial killer can ever be rehabbed or a car thief ?
I like how that because of the fact that he was stupid enough to drink gasoline, nobody wonders why Gary was planning on chugging a bottle of hot sauce to begin with.
1. Gas looks NOTHING like hot sauce. 2. Who tf chugs hot sauce? 3. Gas has a very clear odour. 4. Who leaves gas in their kitchen? 5. If all else fails, you should immediately know it's not hot sauce when it touches your tongue. 6. Gas is flammable, you just drank gas, probably isn't a good idea to put a flame to your mouth.
A jar of gasoline would smell like.. gasoline. I mean I smell it for hours even after washing my hands or clothes ever get a little drop of it after filling my car up. and indeed very odd to have a jar... of gasoline.
More likely if the story was true he would have thought it was moonshine. Still unless the guy was congested beyond belief he should have known as soon as the lid was taken off.
1. besides viscosity the colour depends on country, company, and type of fuel. 2. You'd be surprised. People love hot sauce, it wouldn't be the first inappropriate consumption of some kind of food substance. 3. It does have a very clear odour but it seems this person wasn't thinking, caught up with the possibility of tasty hot sauce and didn't stop to smell it. 4. An idiot does. 5. These are some very specific circumstances.
He had a severe panic attack which made his heart stop beating, in my opinion when your freaking out your heart skips beats in a panic attack its doubled and it interferes with the electrical beat causing a disturbance
@Ryan Hodge I mean the dog with an IQ of 68 can understand 250+ words/gestures, a human with an IQ around 70 or lower is mental retardation FYI I get what you're doing it's not really fair to compare spices as the testing is different. Now you have seen Forest Gump yes? Well Forrest is based on an individual with an IQ of 75.... at 68 you shouldn't be left alone without adult supervision as you have the capacities of an average american 10 year old.. So yes the score is different as 68 with a dog puts them at a 2.5 year old roughly.. Though dogs tend to listen better so tie?
@@kiontaey 2 years late but probably because it doesn't look like words, so it's most likely a name, and because it's long as hell and doesn't seem to be English
Where is the lawyer who was protecting a suspect of a murder And proved that the dead man could have shot himself so he decided to show how it could have happened and then he really accidentally shot himself so the suspect was released no charge
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 It isn't a matter of necessarily stupidity, just that you have to somehow remove yourself from the gene pool. You don't even have to die.
Not necessarily. There are components in an old CRT TV that hold a lethal charge well after the power is unplugged. I was taught (in the era of CRT monitors) that mess around inside a PC all you want, but NEVER fuck with the power supply or monitor.
To be fair, many grenade types have a handle, lever or spoon that springs away upon being thrown, at which the actual fuze is started. As long as this part is held, the grenade is not yet on a timer. It's far from being intelligent, but when properly handling a non-defective grenade it would be 'safe' to pull the pin and reinsert it shortly after.
The guy who drank gasoline and smoked, he deserves the top prize. I had a near pack a day habit for 25 years on and off and I wouldn't have been so dumb as to light up after a mouthful. Which I had happen once. Was siphoning gas out of the ATV to put in my car, to get to town to fill it up, cuz it had run out. Ran the tank dry by, you guessed it, smoking inside with the engine on to keep warm in the frigid weather.
The problem there is that by the time you realise something is wrong, it's too late to do anything about it. You're no longer thinking properly and you don't have full control of your muscles anymore, either. Unless he knew in advance that he was going to suffer from oxygen deprivation and that he should tear the bag as soon as he started feeling woozy, then he wouldn't have a chance. Most likely, by the time he started feeling the effects of hypoxia, he had no idea why he was feeling funny. The rapid decrease in mental functioning means that he probably never worked out why he was feeling weird. Even if he did work out what was going on, by the time he did so, it would have been too late to do anything about it, as he'd no longer understand how he could remedy the situation (ie: he wouldn't understand how he could get out of the bag/ through the bag).
The cinema one doesn't really strike me as a dumb way to die, especially when compared to the others on this list. The guy dropped his phone on the floor, which could happen to anyone, and tried to retrieve it, his head got stuck but he died from a heart attack. It was more unfortunate than dumb. If he did something that moved the seat and caused it to snap his neck, then that would be a Darwin award.
One time I didn’t pull up a footrest and my friend showed it to me, he clicked the button and the footrest goes all the way right by the wall. My foot was by the wall and the footrest continued to raise as my foot got stuck underneath and almost got crushed, it was a really REALLY painful 4 seconds before I was able to fortunately move my foot.
If i recall the story i got told by a manager at a cinema goes like this . He dropped his phone and tried to retrieve it but got stuck under the recliner mechanism . Then while trying to get out again his wife/partner tried to assist and managed to brake somet then the mechanism locked on him . And he had a heart attack. I think it also broke his neck . Cuz somehow it closed with him inside .
What??? Dropping the phone or picking it up ain't dumb! But getting your head stuck like that is very, very dumb!! I'd say he was drunk 🤔 I'd have a heart attack aswell if I did something so stupid. My friends would kill me with there laughter if I didn't have the heart attack anyway
In the Darwin award book, there's a story about this guy. He was at the zoo with his buddies and drank too much that day. He decided it was a good idea to super glue his hands to the butt of a Rhino. Well, he didn't know that the zoo staff had given this said Rhino a TON of laxatives for its constipation... yes, this guy ended up drowning in Rhino diarrhea... would that make the list? LOL
Gary: Man I'm Hungry. . . I Know! I'll Chug That Jar Of Hot Sauce Because That's What ALL The Normal Human Beings Do These Days! **Chug Chug Chug** . . .I Actually Think I Should've Asked What It Was First, Hey Jimmy What Is This Strange Liquid In This Red Tub? Jimmy: It's Gasoline Why? Gary: . . . *Blaaaaaaaaa* . . I'll Just Take A Smoke To Calm Do- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
@Planet Purgatory on one of the crime shows i watch, one of the episodes involved an explosion in a garage. upon finding pieces of the homeowner in other peoples yards one of the fingers had a grenade ring on it.. turns out the house was owned by a former army guy from the 60s and happen to leave behind a live one. new owner found it, idk what the shit he was thinking and pulled the pin.. Kablooie Destiny
9:10 Where does one get a whale bone, and furthermore, why would one see said whale bone and think "let me shove this into my body". Moral of the story: Go to the doctor instead of trying to fix your medical problems with dead whale parts. Kind of simple, really.
This was in 1816. Whale bone was common in most house holds. It is known as the "Plastic" of the 1800s century. A doctor in the 19th century would have done something similar although probably not with whale bone.
Stephen Bennett It’s well known that when he walked down the street he needed six servants to walk ahead of him carrying his penis. They had to yell “Make way! Make way for the Grand Member!” The title Grand Member actually referred to him since he was a member of the House of Representatives, but it was understood to have a double meaning. The more you know.
From a wale , three people die from grenades and this guy wonders why a man that's two days away from any doctor perform surgery on him self ... the doctors back then would have done the same thing and he still probably would have died from infection.
*"It was discovered that there was very little brain matter left inside his skull. Although, the two pathologists joked that there couldn't of been much to start with."* *Joke 100*
Number 1. Like the Man tried to drink hot sauce already super stupid. Then he realised he drank gasoline. Then he tried to smoke a cigarette. UR telling me that's not the stupidest person on this list?
It's suprising of how a single man thought that *Welding* a grenade to something was a good idea. Welding works with fire. Seriously. Think about it. Something explosive, like a grenade, can commonly explode via fire. He sure did win himself a platinum Darwin award though.
Unfortunately, many were already of breeding age..... And chances are high that many had mates..... We can only hope that their offspring learned from their stupidity.....
The only smart part here is that he did it whilst sitting on a toilet. The body looses control of the bowels during heavy electrocution! That fecal matter has to go somewhere...
You know I second.that I mean who the fuck lights a smoke after mistaking gasoline for hot sauce was he really that much of a fucking retard to ignite the flammable fluid with fire
2:56 Taking alcohol via an enema isn't dangerous because it is absorbed quickly, but because you're bypassing a tested and true method for the body to defend itself against poisoning: vomiting. When you drink too much, we are inclined to throw up, because the body is responding to the toxic effects of alcohol in the best way it knows how (mind you, this is also not fool proof). If you take alcohol rectally, there is no such defense. It all gets absorbed into the blood and you can die of alcohol poisoning easily. Don't do it!
@metalfaust19 Your explanation is actually completely wrong! Nutrients and other substances are absorbed at three points in the digestive system: the stomach, the small intestine and roughly the first half of the large intestine. The amount that gets absorbed at each stage is dependent on the substance - for alcohol it's about 20% in the stomach and 80% in the small intestine. The function of the liver is to create enzymes to process those substances either into usable forms (which can either be directly used by the body or are further processed) or to neutralize toxins (break them down or "mark" them to be washed out by the kidneys). For this the liver has a huge "library" of enzymes which can be produced incredibly quickly, but there is a limit to the amount of those the liver can create in time. For alcohol the liver create two encymes: ADH (transform alcohol into acetaldehyde) and ALDH (breaks down acetaldehyde into acetate). The acetaldehyde is what causes the hangover by the way. The acetate can then be used by the body to create fatty acids or otherwise oxidyzed (and thus removed from the body). Smaakjeks K was right so far that an increasing blood alcohol level stresses the liver and causes it to send emergency signals to the brain which usually leads to "digestive system emergency procedure one", vomiting. Continued and prolonged consummation of alcohol causes the liver to experience "oxidation stress" as the creation and processing of the enzymes causes free radicals to build up in the liver cells. If they do not get some time to clean those up ("relaxation time") the free radicals permanently damage important cell structures which then leads to cirrhosis of the liver. To get back to the issue: by inserting alcohol into the colon the alcohol can directly permeate through the membrane into the blood stream. This causes multiple problems: 1. the alcohol level is rising far faster than by oral consumption; 2. the liver does not get a heads-up by the stomach that there is alcohol incoming (which could start-up enzyme production before the alcohol reaches the small intestine); 3. there is not emergency procedure in place to that. All of that makes this very dangerous.
@metalfaust19 I just want to point out that liver is NOT a part of digestive system so food and drinks does not go trough it, it goes to the blood and then is fultered by liver so wether you take something oraly or analy you still have it filtered via liver
I have a buddy who got blind-drunk one night. Whilst driving his Jeep home, through the boony woods, he hit a massive pothole that wasn't there when he'd driven through there before. Upon impact, he flew through the screen (no seatbelt) and landed just past the other side of the pothole. As he looked back, he expected to see his jeep in a smoking wreck. It wasn't anywhere he looked! Then, he looked up. A broken back and a year of traction later, he's been sober since. In short, I have an idiot friend who both ran over himself with his own vehicle (that he was driving), and lived to tell the tale (along with the sherriff's dept. and forestry service).
This was the best Darwin awards I've seen yet. So, therefore I must confess. My father was killed on the job by his tractor in 1987 when he was 39 years old. He cut/removed the headache rack off of his big ford 5500 tractor because he didn't like the fact it was hard to see around when turning around to observe what he was doing like bush hogging, road scraping, rock hounding, or other tractor chores. He was backing the tractor down a hill when it slid in the rain off an embankment flipping over and smashing him to death. I was 8 years old at the time. I am now older than my father lived to be and it is so sad to realize how young he was when he died.
My Stepfather's Dad was killed in a Forklift Accident at the Houston Ship Channel on August 10,1982. He was crushed to death by A large Forklift while walking on foot to the barge after clocking in for Work. The Operator didn't see him coming in on foot and didn't realize something was wrong until halfway when he had crushed his legs and chest. My Stepfather was only 19 at the time. His father was just 42 years old.
The whole footrest thing in the cinema happened in Birmingham UK. The “gold class” footrest were pressure activated, "making it impossible to lift by hand" so they had to remove a bolt, by then the damage had been done and he passed 7 days later. I wouldn't say he deserved a Darwin award. Just a freak accident, which wasn't due to stupidity. "The other luxury seats had footrests that were fitted with a different mechanism that allowed them to be lifted." More a tech fault. Just saying. Oh yeah, it was his keys he had dropped, not his phone.
sono smadonnoso ok, I want you to explain to me in a way that I can understand, exactly what that guy said to warrant your passive-aggressive remark? I honestly can’t see anything out of the ordinary with how comment. I think if anyone needs to calm down here it’s you. Or maybe me, but you too, probably.
The fact that you're recycling some (sawed grenade and gazoline chugger) in a more recent video (Part 17) is rather encouraging. Maybe there are not quite as many hopeless fools as we thought.
I always smell food or drink before I engage. Reason: Good way to keep from poisoning yourself by mistake (or if you have evil roomees like I do, on purpose)
A friend of mine once told a story of a couple of guys who had to go down a sewer (I think? I am not sure about the details of the story), and they decided to ignore safety regulations and not wear their compressed air masks. The first one went down and never came back. The second one went down and never came back. The third one decided to put on his compressed air mask after all. By the time he got down, his coworkers had already died. Safety regulations are there for a reason, folks!
@@okiedokie6595 grenades we're definitely not a new thing in WWI. Back to XVIIIth century there was grenadiers in France and in other countries. Guess what, they did use grenades and were elite ass fucker units.
Mohamed Hesham No. He found a WW2 grenade. Then used a saw presumably electric to try and open it. It was not during WW2. Or any world war. Hell during both grenades were known either way.
We had an unusual death here. In Amarillo tx we had an odds and ends workshop i worked for in the early 80 called The Dying Monster. One of our workers was obsessed with getting 55 gallon drums. He said he wanted them to convert into flower pots. No big deal, right? Except sometimes residue from dangerous chemicals can linger so it was standard procedure to triple fill and rinse them. One day he didn't do this step and proceeded to use an angle grinder on an old barrel used to contain acetylene which is SERIOUSLY EXPLOSIVE STUFF used in welding and cutting torches and is heavily regulated! After about two minutes we all heard this hellacious SHOOOM followed by rubble! We raced to see what had happened! We saw our employee completely decapitated laying on his back, blood squirting from his missing head and a car size hole in the roof of our shop! After we called the authorities they said an estimated 4 table spoons of it were likely in the barrel and that they found chunks of his skull and parts of the barrel ring 250 feet away! Please take heed! Wash old barrels!
That is a very sad way to go. I am sorry to hear this. Their family must've been devastated. And he got decapitated too? I'm surprised to hear that because I don't think I ever heard of someone being beheaded before.
My mom told me about a story that happened a few years ago. I didn't get to witness it as I was watching TV, but apparently as she was outside there was a train parked beside the house. The house I used to live at had a train track beside it. While the train was parked she saw a boy who she said looked to be around 13-15 years old. This kid was so impatient that he literally crawled underneath the parked train while dragging his bike. He doesn't realize how dumb that was, but damn did he have luck on his side that day. If he would have died I would have put him on the #1 spot for Darwin Award winners.
The amount of people dying every year because they ran across train tracks without watching and got hit by a train... I read that in the news minimum once a year... Usually more often...
@@GodlikeIridiumHonestly I’m not surprised. I don’t want to say majority but it feels like the majority of people are very entitled and self centered so they’ll do dumb stuff like trying to outrun trains. Not surprisingly these people end up dead cause the train slams into them cause they can’t stop fast enough. I’ve watched people park on train tracks too and all I think is how much their funeral is gonna cost over sheer stupidity.
Grenades are actually not even that dangerous IF you know how to handle them. After you pull the pin the grenade wont explode before you let go of the handle. After you let go of the handle there is a 4 second delay before it explodes.
@@JohnTavastian Military family members of mine told me that you get rid of a grenade as fast as you can because that 4 seconds you speak of is not dependable. They told me you don't know if a grenade is going to go off in 1 seconds or 15.
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BE AMAZED man those people are dumb anyway amazing video dude :D
Mene The mene oof
Why the comunity shop theme of geometry dash?
BE AMAZED, think about the first one... like they let prisoners have wire cutters...
BE AMAZED that woman looking into her “handgun” was looking into a pellet gun. Not a real gun, but still stupid. Obviously a set up picture, but again, not a real gun!!
this video hasd taught me two things
1: people are stupid
2: live grenades are surprisingly easy to come across
The thing is the dont find it live
Its like turkish rambo where hes constantly finding rpg ammo just laying around everywhere.
transfactory pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Surprised there was no mention of the girlfriend getting hurt.
3: “hasd”
I NEED MORE DETAIL
Who keeps gasoline in a jar?
Who would keep it on their kitchen counter?
Who would think gasoline looks like hot sauce?
Who would have the desire to drink a jar of hot sauce?
Who wouldn't immediately smell the gasoline upon opening the jar?
I guess the irony is, after lighting that cigarette, the substance actually became literal hot sauce.
ThePubliusValerius that is so funny
U deserve more likes m8
totally
Oh, you are sooo Mean! Burn, Baby, Burn.
I think that they had gasoline in their kitchen because they had a gasstove
where the hell are people getting live grenades from
Dude most people have them they are quite comon
Army surplus stores?
merica
The stork gives it to them with every kid, so if they sub to t series, do a fortnite dance, or use the oh yeah yeah profile pic they can use it to kill them (every time you do this you get refunded a new kid)
Linus Overy-Smith oh yeah yeah
Could you imagine Charles Darwin coming back to life and learning the award he’s named after is achieved by dying stupidly
it does tie itself to natual selection though, just not the way he had intended.
@@jackhemsworth7515 true
@@jackhemsworth7515 agreed
From what I've heard about him...he probably would have found the humour
he'd laugh his butt off with us and sponsor the streaming of competition I bet.
Scientists love edgy fun.
Imagine dying only to be put on a cringe list
Pineapple Ninjaa at least you’ll be remembered
oof
@@barackoboomer8972 why pineapple ninja?
i mean yeah it was bad but was it really that bad?
@@barackoboomer8972 why would that matter, you wouldn't know anyway
donald
Humans: *invents explosives*
Also humans: *forgets they explode*
Lool
Lool
True tho
Have you ever wondered how people do this -hello- well just put this - then type something and put another one in the end and no spaces in between the - and the words
I hope future generations have common sense cuz nowadays its not common sense its just sense
The real quote is "there are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots." Meaning only the prudent survive long.
"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever had a vicious idiot for a king!" -Tyrion Lannister
So this is just true in all lines of work.
My dad says that about riding motorcycles. "There are old riders and bold riders, but there arent any old bold riders."
@@TrelliessRose well if you look at history there are countless idiotic Vicious rulers in history both male and female.
@@alexanderhood8993 I'm sure he meant monarchs* but he was speaking to his nephew. That might be why he said "kings".
@@TrelliessRose yeah i know. I am just pointing out it not just monarch who are like that.
I remember the alcohol enema (usually wine) was all the rage in the late 70's and early 80's. I had a lot of friends in the medical field and a few of them were ER nurses. The number of people who died of alcohol poisoning was unreal.
Wait, what? How? Why?
@@lethfuil This method of alcohol consumption is dangerous because it leads to faster intoxication than drinking as the alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream with the body not having the ability to reject the toxin via vomiting.
@@FR099Y Thank you. :)
I guessed that much, I'm just really puzzled about the "why" though. ^^' Why would someone do this. Intentionally, without being forced.
@@lethfuil You get drunk faster on less alcohol
@@FR099Y I guess that makes "sense" somewhat.
The guy who welded the grenade must of thought it was a dummy grenade, probably sat on his shelf for 20 years
...must have thought...
Years back, there used to be a Military Surplus shop in the town that I live in, and some guy walked in and asked, "How much is this worth? Will you buy it from me?" and he pulls out a landmine. The shop keeper examined it and quickly (but carefully) placed it on the counter and ran out the door taking the customer with him. From outside he called the police, and the local police (who did not, and still does not have a bomb squad unit) called an air force base that's about 70 miles from here. They sent in an EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Unit to remove the mine from the premises and detonated it at a nearby empty lot. I remember this vividly because the customer was not grateful that he was still alive, but was furious that some of his inherited property was destroyed without him being compensated for it.
Or he was just a dumbass. The world has no shortage of those.
John Davis
Great story
I think many towns had them. We had one too, i bought one as a minor and my father was furious, he was a WW II vet and made sure it was a dud.
The guy with the landmine was probably like "what's the big deal? I've been using this thing as a beer coaster for ten years" , lol.
It’s actually really sad when you think about how messed up some of these bodies would have looked like
Especially the guy who got killed by tye train...
It's sad that poor people starve to death or get killed by Terrorists in War. While people in countries with more wealth die because of their own incompetence.
@Gawdamit Yeah
Fin yea
@Gawdamit the bodies dont look vertically cut in half. they get very much so destroyed in the center though.
"Looking through his workshop, he'd thought he'd found the perfect thing: a grenade".
... how/why?!
I wonder if his IQ is was 0
How did it get here XD
The real question how did he get one and why that's military grade
Let's see here, some weights, tools.... Oh! Here we go, a grenade! And I don't want to use tape, crazy glue nah. Ah ha! I'll just weld it!
I was like "what the fuck? noooooo"
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The air hose death makes me so upset, too many people I work with still to this day screw with the air hoses like it’s a game. People just don’t understand.
This was a common occurrence in the Far East. I remember reading one story, on the official Darwin Awards website, from Indonesia where a man inserted an air line on a garage forecourt up his rectum. A passing woman thought it was an impromptu fireworks display. It even had its own name, which I can't remember. I'll look it up and put it in the edit.
Guy: *Accidentally chugs gasoline*
Same guy: Aight, imma go take a smoke after chugging an extremely flammable liquid.
To be fair he wanted hot sauce. I’m pretty sure it got really hot after he lit the cigarette.
how on earth can you confuse gasoline with hot sauce!?!? that's beyond my understanding
Daniel Bélisle I hear it’s a disinfectant, so maybe he was a trumper?
There's always one idiot that needs to inject Trump into everything.
who drinks an unknown substance and without even smelling it first. double dumb.
I’d say the dumbest is the one who went on the train tracks to listen to for the train
Agreed
I agree
Yeah 😂
how bout the guy shoving a compressor hose up his ass?
Nope. The gas guy. I could see myself heating the lava lamp..
That was kind of frwak accident
I found the 2020 darwin award winner: the guy who injected glowstick stuff into his own bloodstream to make it glow
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
And he was poisoned. Oof.
Rewatching the Darwin Awards series, and damn I feel bad for the first guy. Honestly seems like an honest, just, normal (ish) mistake
Also applies to the guy with the footrest in the theater. It wasn't even his fault, if I drop my phone, sure as hell I'm gonna pick it up.
Most other Darwin Awards holders are just complete idiots. Like for instance... taking a picture with a grenade is one thing. but PULLING THE PIN IS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
Funny how we forget sometimes,
*sometimes we pay the price*
Yeah the footrest thing is a legitimate mistake and does _NOT_ qualify as a Darwin Award.
>Plastic bag suffocation
Oh boy, that sure was a stup-
>Chimney grenade
.....wat
What I don't understand is how he didn't even attempt to loosen the bag once he realized he had trouble breathing. Plus, assuming the bag wasn't thick, he could have easily ripped it apart in desperation.
I don't understand how a person thought a grenade would be a good idea to use as a "heavy object"
@@cadethumann8605 The more you think about it, the more it seems the wife had something to do with it.
@@XDarkAllNightX Maybe. But then again, real life is a strange world. Far stranger than what fiction can tell.
The game Clue:
The wife did it with a plastic bag, in a field under a tree with a bees nest...........................
So, a man finds a jar that he thinks is "hot sauce" and he decides to drink It? That's a crime all by itself.
And... everyone knows gasoline looks so much like any delicious and totally harmless sauce
100th like
@@MargetMints and that gasoline smells like hot sauce right
Well if he didn’t check he wouldn’t be the kind to think about if its a thing ur supposed to drink
His logic was probably it doesn’t kill its a drink then
Russian roulette with an automatic pistol. That's my #1.
semi-automatic for me
@@nateschiro4731 still the same
@@kendicus7640 sry, but not the same. an automatic pistol would be a machine pistol like the aps or tmp.
Yes I would play it with a nerf gun too
Russian roulette with a landmine. True story.
This gives new meaning to the expression "so you have chosen death"
Nice picture
To quote another excellent movie, "he chose poorly."
Drinking gasoline and then smoking a cigarette 1000 IQ
Inflammability Quotient
IQ 100
Only the biggest of brains could have thought of that.
Stress - that's why.
I would say choking yourself with a plastic bag is way more dumb.
Its IQ 100
I respect the Grim Reaper for having to hear all the stupid stories of his victims.
F to you mah man
Tommy BRO yes but you are not funny
Tommy BRO it is funny you just have no emotion
Tommy BRO oh shut up boomer
Really does make you wonder what happens when we die. If there really is a mediator between us and the afterlife. They'd have to have the shittiest job next to toilet paper.
Thanks
Reminds me of that song
Dumb Ways to Die
Im glad im not the only one
So many dumb ways to die.
Isnt dumb ways to die also a netflix show
MrKiller nah
@@syhhaf its sarcasm dumbass r/woooosh
The Bees in the hive be like-
Bee 1: “ay bro there’s a guy coming at us with a flamethrower, should we attack him?
Bee 2: “nah bro, you see that bag over his head, we just gonna wait…..
"His chimney was to small, so he has to improvise"
*Hangs a grenade on it*
*life hacks*
Jenne Vandromme It’s the new trend
Thats not what happened lol. The welder ignited the charge
Grenades are actually not even that dangerous IF you know how to handle them. After you pull the pin the grenade wont explode before you let go of the handle. After you let go of the handle there is a 4 second delay before it explodes.
@@JohnTavastian
Future Award WINNER RIGHT HERE
A suprising number of self inflicted grenade related deaths in this video.
3 to be exact...
Luca Jenkins-Pugh that’s 3 more than what should have happened
@@Zadanoire ikr
In America we have guns. Enough for everyone. In Russia they have grenades.
@@calebmetix
Also, apparently, enough for everyone.
20 deaths. 3 involve hand grenades. I'm noticing a pattern here.
The big issue is why would convicts get tvs in their cells or at all ? Should be a punishment to be in prison and productive(work,eat,sleep basically). They should not enjoy it. " Man were you watching the WWF last night ?"
@@jakobkell7212 Well some of the scandinavian lands have really luxorious prisons wit h consoles etc. and they have some of the lowest crime rates. It gives inmates a perspective on how life could be and what they could achieve.
@@onespecialddnerd5933 No prison should have luxury in it. Crime is not supposed to be a positive when you're caught,you should suffer (loss of freedom,relaxing) A 24 hour day should be utilized with 8 hours sleep,4 hours to eat wash,laundry and 12 hours left = work. Remember chain gangs and how they were.
@@jakobkell7212 No rehabilitation?
@@demonoxis6074 watching tv is not rehab and work is a way for criminals to be productive and help repay their cost to a country. Do we really believe that a serial killer can ever be rehabbed or a car thief ?
I like how that because of the fact that he was stupid enough to drink gasoline, nobody wonders why Gary was planning on chugging a bottle of hot sauce to begin with.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG *SMOKE*
1. Gas looks NOTHING like hot sauce.
2. Who tf chugs hot sauce?
3. Gas has a very clear odour.
4. Who leaves gas in their kitchen?
5. If all else fails, you should immediately know it's not hot sauce when it touches your tongue.
6. Gas is flammable, you just drank gas, probably isn't a good idea to put a flame to your mouth.
7. Obviously falsified account.
A jar of gasoline would smell like.. gasoline. I mean I smell it for hours even after washing my hands or clothes ever get a little drop of it after filling my car up. and indeed very odd to have a jar... of gasoline.
This is why you will never win a Darwin Award of your own. You think too much!
More likely if the story was true he would have thought it was moonshine. Still unless the guy was congested beyond belief he should have known as soon as the lid was taken off.
1. besides viscosity the colour depends on country, company, and type of fuel.
2. You'd be surprised. People love hot sauce, it wouldn't be the first inappropriate consumption of some kind of food substance.
3. It does have a very clear odour but it seems this person wasn't thinking, caught up with the possibility of tasty hot sauce and didn't stop to smell it.
4. An idiot does.
5. These are some very specific circumstances.
Totally reminds me from 1000 ways to die
the enema one was on an episode of 1000 ways to die
I am pretty sure it was inspired by the Darwin Awards!!
yeooo forgot abt that show
Me too
Saba Khazhomia why are you writing this?
GRIM REAPER: how'd u get here?
MAN: I drank gasoline then smoked a cig to calm me down, what else?
*GRIM REAPER HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
Very “original”
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Talayla Banks you copied the roblox endgame
This dude... I'm just done... SMDH
LOL
The last one was the best. 🤣👍
The guy drank gasoline and instead of going to the hospital he decided to have a smoke. 😂
@5:38 I believe the whole phrase is, " There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots."
Yep, whoever made this video didn't understand the meaning of that phrase, even without the last bit.
I
true. but honestly i took it as "old pilots get old by not being bold"
works with or without
That's not being bold its being an idiot.
@@ingriddubbel8468 The two often go hand in hand.
🎶dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die oh, oh, so many dumb ways to die.🎶
The nostalgia is INSANE
Was just listening to it
Set fire to ya hair paint the nails of a grisly bear... Do you own electric work
Haha yeah 🤣 😆
And remember... there are over 1000 Ways to Die... (well that is MY nostalgia if anyone remembers the Spike channel)
@@thatboianimate6040 hahahahaahh
*head gets stuck under footrest*
Body: alright guys, this is the right time. Make his heart stop beating.
Shut ‘em down boiz
how did he get it in in the first place
Life:
*S t e a l h i s h e a r t c o n t a i n e r s*
He had a severe panic attack which made his heart stop beating, in my opinion when your freaking out your heart skips beats in a panic attack its doubled and it interferes with the electrical beat causing a disturbance
that doesnt belong in this vid
Thank you for these videos.
I'm new to the internet world, and beamazed has been very fulfilling.
Why were so many of them involving grenades? Are they really that common?
No, not really common. But idiots are really common, instead.
It's America bruh
Ryan Hodge How do these rocks write the IQ test?
@Ryan Hodge I mean the dog with an IQ of 68 can understand 250+ words/gestures, a human with an IQ around 70 or lower is mental retardation FYI
I get what you're doing it's not really fair to compare spices as the testing is different.
Now you have seen Forest Gump yes? Well Forrest is based on an individual with an IQ of 75.... at 68 you shouldn't be left alone without adult supervision as you have the capacities of an average american 10 year old..
So yes the score is different as 68 with a dog puts them at a 2.5 year old roughly.. Though dogs tend to listen better so tie?
I used to buy them I'm the early 2000s
The bees were just like "yeah no, we don't want him either"
You have such a unique name! Where did you get it from?
@@marycoleman8659 well that's a very weird and unnecessary question why do you ask
@@kiontaey 2 years late but probably because it doesn't look like words, so it's most likely a name, and because it's long as hell and doesn't seem to be English
Where is the lawyer who was protecting a suspect of a murder
And proved that the dead man could have shot himself so he decided to show how it could have happened and then he really accidentally shot himself so the suspect was released no charge
@Amilah it's true i watched it in some ironic death videos😂
He's not here because he wasn't dumb: He did his job excellently.
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 oh......
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 It isn't a matter of necessarily stupidity, just that you have to somehow remove yourself from the gene pool. You don't even have to die.
It was in an infographics show video I think.
The irony of #20 is that he would have lived if the TV was unplugged.
Not necessarily. There are components in an old CRT TV that hold a lethal charge well after the power is unplugged. I was taught (in the era of CRT monitors) that mess around inside a PC all you want, but NEVER fuck with the power supply or monitor.
10:29 "He believed it wouldn't explode as long as he didn't throw it."
Bruh...... 🤦♀️
Stupidity takes care of itself folks 👏
Yeps
To be fair, many grenade types have a handle, lever or spoon that springs away upon being thrown, at which the actual fuze is started. As long as this part is held, the grenade is not yet on a timer. It's far from being intelligent, but when properly handling a non-defective grenade it would be 'safe' to pull the pin and reinsert it shortly after.
I used to think that but then I went to kindergarten
darkkenia no, just no. Just stop
True but grenade is a grenade defective or not stay out of it
Think about how their families must feel at their funerals oof that's tough
I now🙉😪😰!
I am dying of laughter just thinking of how the families have acted about there death 😂
@@funnyname725I'd be chuckling honestly
😂😂
@Brian Warner it kinda explains the conversation; but yes, ppl do say that and it is annoying.
These are Final Destination kind of ways to die. lol
Final destinations death r also well Executed
But this death r like reaper will also feel shame to pick them
No. Final Destionation sought to kill you. These idiots ran towards death.
1000 ways to die
more like pardoy of it
Nope, not even close
The guy who drank gasoline and smoked, he deserves the top prize.
I had a near pack a day habit for 25 years on and off and I wouldn't have been so dumb as to light up after a mouthful.
Which I had happen once.
Was siphoning gas out of the ATV to put in my car, to get to town to fill it up, cuz it had run out. Ran the tank dry by, you guessed it, smoking inside with the engine on to keep warm in the frigid weather.
He suffocated himself with a plastic bag, of course, its so hard to rip it open
Or murdered
Now why he didn't think of ripping it open?
yeah why didn't he think about that?? Oh, right, he didn't think about it! Geez people are stupid...
he didnt rip it open because of the bees
The problem there is that by the time you realise something is wrong, it's too late to do anything about it. You're no longer thinking properly and you don't have full control of your muscles anymore, either. Unless he knew in advance that he was going to suffer from oxygen deprivation and that he should tear the bag as soon as he started feeling woozy, then he wouldn't have a chance.
Most likely, by the time he started feeling the effects of hypoxia, he had no idea why he was feeling funny. The rapid decrease in mental functioning means that he probably never worked out why he was feeling weird. Even if he did work out what was going on, by the time he did so, it would have been too late to do anything about it, as he'd no longer understand how he could remedy the situation (ie: he wouldn't understand how he could get out of the bag/ through the bag).
That first dude got upgraded from the electric chair to the electric throne
metal up his ass
@@ChiShi1988 hmmm is that a Metallica reference
The first thing I thought about this story is, someone didn't want that guy avoiding his penalty. You know?
I have issues with convicts having tvs,what next meals served to them in bed,guards fluffing their pillows ?
Bendy the ink devil haha I love Metallica ride the lightning
The cinema one doesn't really strike me as a dumb way to die, especially when compared to the others on this list. The guy dropped his phone on the floor, which could happen to anyone, and tried to retrieve it, his head got stuck but he died from a heart attack. It was more unfortunate than dumb. If he did something that moved the seat and caused it to snap his neck, then that would be a Darwin award.
If you live in Baltimore there is this really cool movie theater by a supermarket that I've only just figured out about
One time I didn’t pull up a footrest and my friend showed it to me, he clicked the button and the footrest goes all the way right by the wall. My foot was by the wall and the footrest continued to raise as my foot got stuck underneath and almost got crushed, it was a really REALLY painful 4 seconds before I was able to fortunately move my foot.
If i recall the story i got told by a manager at a cinema goes like this . He dropped his phone and tried to retrieve it but got stuck under the recliner mechanism . Then while trying to get out again his wife/partner tried to assist and managed to brake somet then the mechanism locked on him . And he had a heart attack. I think it also broke his neck . Cuz somehow it closed with him inside .
What??? Dropping the phone or picking it up ain't dumb! But getting your head stuck like that is very, very dumb!!
I'd say he was drunk 🤔
I'd have a heart attack aswell if I did something so stupid. My friends would kill me with there laughter if I didn't have the heart attack anyway
Gag1800 he died from cardiac arrest I wonder why he had it tho,?
The last one is an Urban Myth, but you made it into Part 17...hey that got to count for something..😂
What is with people and grenades?! I MEAN DUDE YOU HAVE 1 JOB! STAY AWAY FROM THE EXPLODEY BOOM-BOOM THING!
Russia just russia
Sooooooooooo truee
:3 I think what you mean by "boom boom things" is a big boom boom ball thingy that explodes
Explody boom boom thing 😂😂😂😭🤣😂😂
How about a person sawing a C4
In the Darwin award book, there's a story about this guy. He was at the zoo with his buddies and drank too much that day. He decided it was a good idea to super glue his hands to the butt of a Rhino. Well, he didn't know that the zoo staff had given this said Rhino a TON of laxatives for its constipation... yes, this guy ended up drowning in Rhino diarrhea... would that make the list? LOL
Aymie LovesHerps sounds like a Johnny Knoxville’s relative...
Now this is how I want to go
You're joking right?
@@fisherking7798 No, why?
For one thing your name is Aymie LovesHerps and for another nobody can be that stupid. Glueing yourself to an rhino why???
Gary: Man I'm Hungry. . . I Know! I'll Chug That Jar Of Hot Sauce Because That's What ALL The Normal Human Beings Do These Days! **Chug Chug Chug** . . .I Actually Think I Should've Asked What It Was First, Hey Jimmy What Is This Strange Liquid In This Red Tub? Jimmy: It's Gasoline Why? Gary: . . . *Blaaaaaaaaa* . . I'll Just Take A Smoke To Calm Do- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ho keeps gasoline in their kitchen anyways
for fuel
the smell didnt kick him in the face first?? and when was the last time you saw Red gas? isnt that kerosene? how did he not barf uncontrollably...
@Planet Purgatory on one of the crime shows i watch, one of the episodes involved an explosion in a garage. upon finding pieces of the homeowner in other peoples yards one of the fingers had a grenade ring on it.. turns out the house was owned by a former army guy from the 60s and happen to leave behind a live one. new owner found it, idk what the shit he was thinking and pulled the pin.. Kablooie Destiny
Guessing its buofuel, i guess it is a vegetable oil turn ethanol
Chimney grenade is the funniest one by far. Out of all the heavy things you could find in your garage to act as counterweight, WHY A GRENADE
9:10 Where does one get a whale bone, and furthermore, why would one see said whale bone and think "let me shove this into my body".
Moral of the story: Go to the doctor instead of trying to fix your medical problems with dead whale parts.
Kind of simple, really.
in his defense, george washington died from poor medical treatment
This was in 1816. Whale bone was common in most house holds. It is known as the "Plastic" of the 1800s century. A doctor in the 19th century would have done something similar although probably not with whale bone.
Stephen Bennett It’s well known that when he walked down the street he needed six servants to walk ahead of him carrying his penis. They had to yell “Make way! Make way for the Grand Member!” The title Grand Member actually referred to him since he was a member of the House of Representatives, but it was understood to have a double meaning.
The more you know.
Well I learned some interesting things today. I still wouldn't reccomend using any household item to fix a medical emergency though lol.
From a wale , three people die from grenades and this guy wonders why a man that's two days away from any doctor perform surgery on him self ... the doctors back then would have done the same thing and he still probably would have died from infection.
*"It was discovered that there was very little brain matter left inside his skull. Although, the two pathologists joked that there couldn't of been much to start with."*
*Joke 100*
Anole The Rainwing *Me: Laugh 100*
*Cringe 100*
Confused On Why the Person Thought It Was a Good Idea to Saw a Grenade In Half: 100
*Comedy 100*
Not sure it was a joke
All of them were dumb. Impossible to say which one was the dumbest !
Number 1. Like the Man tried to drink hot sauce already super stupid. Then he realised he drank gasoline. Then he tried to smoke a cigarette.
UR telling me that's not the stupidest person on this list?
@@Yorushi What about the guy who tried to saw a grenade in half?
The guy who tried to saw a grenade in half for sure
I guess he went out with a bang !
Number 16??
Would never have expected this series to reach part 17😂
Luckily they won't pass their genes to future generations...
🤣🤣
Unless they already did.
Yh
your mom are you sure?
Btw ROBLOX RULES, your name is a true fact
“Heh, the grenade wont explode if i dont throw it!”
Yeah this is big brain time!
He was probably small brained
Russia...
he probably never play Counter Strike before
@@thepepsiman8731 whooosh
Just remember folks; Once you pull the pin, Mr Grenade is not your friend...
Lets not forget the CA teen who played russian roulette with a magazine fed pistol in the early 2000s
That sounds like the dumbest.
i think another tool, tried the same with a loaded shotgun once too. X'D, damn thing blew his mind
i'm almost sure un heard of a story like that, but with a semi-automatic xD
@@jellyfish5121
Nah, that's California
There was also that RUclipsr who thought a book would stop a .50AE.
It's suprising of how a single man thought that *Welding* a grenade to something was a good idea.
Welding works with fire.
Seriously.
Think about it. Something explosive, like a grenade, can commonly explode via fire.
He sure did win himself a platinum Darwin award though.
We should all thank these people for their sacrifice so that their genes will never enter the gene pool
EXACTLY
Unfortunately, many were already of breeding age..... And chances are high that many had mates..... We can only hope that their offspring learned from their stupidity.....
U said it!!!!
Meh, it's but a drop in the ocean. Idiocracy is strong and alive.
Not how genetics works
0:40 this guy literally made a diy electric chair
That guy was super dumb.
The only smart part here is that he did it whilst sitting on a toilet. The body looses control of the bowels during heavy electrocution! That fecal matter has to go somewhere...
Dumb ways to die version 8.8.9.5.3.0.0.1.4.7.5.7
Maybe it's suicide?
@@dianasayson2846 I thought the same thing.
Bee1: dude has a flame thrower should we go get him?
Bee2: naw. See that bag? We just gon wait.
It's really funny as well as .......
By the way , I see you everywhere
😂🤣
😂😂😂
LMAO
Bee2:told you
Bee3:DID YAL-wait he doesn't have any stings
Bee1:he suffocated
Bee3:huh
Bee2:neat
1:54 When you’re so dumb the bees won’t even touch you.
1st off, why are there so many grenades just, lying around?
2ndly, KNOWING YOU JUST DRANK GASOLINE, WHY WOULD YOU SMOKE A CIGERATE?!?!
You know I second.that I mean who the fuck lights a smoke after mistaking gasoline for hot sauce was he really that much of a fucking retard to ignite the flammable fluid with fire
Its because they're dumb
@@raymundolancealfreds1050 No WE ARE ALL DUMB INCLUDING ME!!!
Even if it did not light his clothes on fire.. the cigarette would probably react with the gasoline in his throat and kill him
@@raymundolancealfreds1050 they are not dumb thats stupidness and retardness
that guy electrocuting himself - maybe he just wanted to die on his own terms, without an audience.
Sounds like Heisenberg's death
@ FjordFish This is the exact my thought after the first of these 20.
Yeah right, he wanted to fix his television.
More then half of this series is exactly that and most of the rest being creative murders.
Bet it was Electroboom's ancestor
But... He.... He wasn’t gonna die by electric chair in the FIRST PLACE!
“Lava lamps are only designed to withstand 40 degree Celsius temperatures”
Australians on a 48 degree summer day “Frick”
We get 113 degree summers
@@spongebob1849 uhh is that Fahrenheit, because 48 Celsius is 118 Fahrenheit
@Big Cat Little Lion whatever. But thanks Einstein. I can do math
@@Griffin050A1t Well no kidding Sherlock
@Big Cat Little Lion Thank you to you too.👍😂
Glad to find the first one ❤
2:56
Taking alcohol via an enema isn't dangerous because it is absorbed quickly, but because you're bypassing a tested and true method for the body to defend itself against poisoning: vomiting. When you drink too much, we are inclined to throw up, because the body is responding to the toxic effects of alcohol in the best way it knows how (mind you, this is also not fool proof). If you take alcohol rectally, there is no such defense. It all gets absorbed into the blood and you can die of alcohol poisoning easily. Don't do it!
@metalfaust19 Your explanation is actually completely wrong!
Nutrients and other substances are absorbed at three points in the digestive system: the stomach, the small intestine and roughly the first half of the large intestine. The amount that gets absorbed at each stage is dependent on the substance - for alcohol it's about 20% in the stomach and 80% in the small intestine. The function of the liver is to create enzymes to process those substances either into usable forms (which can either be directly used by the body or are further processed) or to neutralize toxins (break them down or "mark" them to be washed out by the kidneys). For this the liver has a huge "library" of enzymes which can be produced incredibly quickly, but there is a limit to the amount of those the liver can create in time.
For alcohol the liver create two encymes: ADH (transform alcohol into acetaldehyde) and ALDH (breaks down acetaldehyde into acetate). The acetaldehyde is what causes the hangover by the way. The acetate can then be used by the body to create fatty acids or otherwise oxidyzed (and thus removed from the body). Smaakjeks K
was right so far that an increasing blood alcohol level stresses the liver and causes it to send emergency signals to the brain which usually leads to "digestive system emergency procedure one", vomiting.
Continued and prolonged consummation of alcohol causes the liver to experience "oxidation stress" as the creation and processing of the enzymes causes free radicals to build up in the liver cells. If they do not get some time to clean those up ("relaxation time") the free radicals permanently damage important cell structures which then leads to cirrhosis of the liver.
To get back to the issue: by inserting alcohol into the colon the alcohol can directly permeate through the membrane into the blood stream. This causes multiple problems: 1. the alcohol level is rising far faster than by oral consumption; 2. the liver does not get a heads-up by the stomach that there is alcohol incoming (which could start-up enzyme production before the alcohol reaches the small intestine); 3. there is not emergency procedure in place to that. All of that makes this very dangerous.
so you sain 1 or 2 shots in the butt should not be a problem?
@metalfaust19 I just want to point out that liver is NOT a part of digestive system so food and drinks does not go trough it, it goes to the blood and then is fultered by liver so wether you take something oraly or analy you still have it filtered via liver
@@HidekiShinichi I'm saying if you're taking any amount of alcoholic beverage up the old passage, you're going to much wilder parties than me.
Or... You know... Dont drink at all
I have a buddy who got blind-drunk one night. Whilst driving his Jeep home, through the boony woods, he hit a massive pothole that wasn't there when he'd driven through there before. Upon impact, he flew through the screen (no seatbelt) and landed just past the other side of the pothole. As he looked back, he expected to see his jeep in a smoking wreck. It wasn't anywhere he looked! Then, he looked up. A broken back and a year of traction later, he's been sober since. In short, I have an idiot friend who both ran over himself with his own vehicle (that he was driving), and lived to tell the tale (along with the sherriff's dept. and forestry service).
Is any of those freinds dead?? If yes I'm sorry for your lost :(
and im the king of pluto
Jesus Christ
@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 okay but the story is about a dumb friend
This was the best Darwin awards I've seen yet. So, therefore I must confess. My father was killed on the job by his tractor in 1987 when he was 39 years old. He cut/removed the headache rack off of his big ford 5500 tractor because he didn't like the fact it was hard to see around when turning around to observe what he was doing like bush hogging, road scraping, rock hounding, or other tractor chores. He was backing the tractor down a hill when it slid in the rain off an embankment flipping over and smashing him to death. I was 8 years old at the time. I am now older than my father lived to be and it is so sad to realize how young he was when he died.
That's awful. I'm sorry.
Terrible thing to happen 😭
My Stepfather's Dad was killed in a Forklift Accident at the Houston Ship Channel on August 10,1982. He was crushed to death by A large Forklift while walking on foot to the barge after clocking in for Work. The Operator didn't see him coming in on foot and didn't realize something was wrong until halfway when he had crushed his legs and chest. My Stepfather was only 19 at the time. His father was just 42 years old.
@@plawson8577WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLES FATHERS DIEING!? DID THEY FIND A BETTER WAY TO GET THE MILK? IS THE MILK IN HEAVEN?😭😭😭
This intro brings back so many memories 😊
Ah finally, an award i could win!
When you suck so hard you can't win a participation trophy, you can always go for a Darwin.
Not if I win it first!
Lol
@@barbarianaggressor879
Is this a challenge, m8?
Ha
“Not only did he break employment regulations” yo I lost it😂😂
The whole footrest thing in the cinema happened in Birmingham UK. The “gold class” footrest were pressure activated, "making it impossible to lift by hand" so they had to remove a bolt, by then the damage had been done and he passed 7 days later. I wouldn't say he deserved a Darwin award. Just a freak accident, which wasn't due to stupidity. "The other luxury seats had footrests that were fitted with a different mechanism that allowed them to be lifted." More a tech fault. Just saying. Oh yeah, it was his keys he had dropped, not his phone.
It was just his time to go.
We’re you there when it happened
Sorry my bad typing
@@braygaming5885 yeah he was, he was the seat
Good to know
The man with the chimney grenade should have just pulled the pin and chucked it up his chimney. Kaboom and nice clean chimney!!
Ah hot sauce. My refreshing beverage of choice.
Yeah that makes no sense to quench your thirst with hot sauce
True. I like some hot sauce on many of my foods. But who in the hell just chugs straight hot sauce?(Even though it wasn't hot sauce)
Ah, the nice taste of death
I thought the same thing lol..... ahh nothing better than some hot sauce after a hard day at the office
Cooper Devoe i personally enjoy a nice cup of tapatio hot sauce with a hint of sriracha before bedtime
“Somehow she managed to run herself over.”
You weird this you😗😋
@@alexpalmer7911 English 100
sono smadonnoso ok, I want you to explain to me in a way that I can understand, exactly what that guy said to warrant your passive-aggressive remark? I honestly can’t see anything out of the ordinary with how comment. I think if anyone needs to calm down here it’s you. Or maybe me, but you too, probably.
They aren't going to complain
This reminds me of GTA fails when people run themselves over
These people have convinced me that Homo sapiens isn’t an intelligent species…only innovative.
remember those famous last words..."Hey y'all watch this"
"Hold my shirt"
"Hold my beer n watch this"
I didn’t know my mom was Jack Nicholson
”He was untouched by the bees though” I love how he just shitposts
U missed the one where a lady light a dynamite stick thinking it was a candle
Epiclife26 Did she die, Cannot remember
Hahaha
For real? Roftl
your profile pic matches your comment 😂
She only blew her fingers off.
The fact that you're recycling some (sawed grenade and gazoline chugger) in a more recent video (Part 17) is rather encouraging. Maybe there are not quite as many hopeless fools as we thought.
it isnt encouraging. but it is.........................................lazy
Legend has it that alcohol is still pouring in to the mans behind
lmao
This is why the internet exists
Just a little different from the normal start of most of these : "Hey, watch this. Hold my beer for a second, would you?".
Haha
That was so gross. At least they didn't try to cremate him.
"Dumb ways to die" was so popular that they made it into real life😂
ғʀᴀɴᴄɪs ᴄᴏʀᴅᴏᴠᴀ is it just me or nah when I read that I sang the song
@@crazybeastyboy2276 me too😂😂
Basically
@@crazybeastyboy2276 same
Someone killed by a lava lamp. Who would have imagined that.
@Dog with a fucking knife true
@Dog with a fucking knife he said stab XD
@Dog with a fucking knife lol
Once while I was sleeping, my lava lamp fell from my dresser onto my head. Dresser wasn’t that high tho so welp.
Best series on this channel. Keep up the great work!
"Imagine dying in a Stupid Way."
This post was made by the Smart Gang.
Yeah. Imagine that!
Hold on...
RedIAnima YT Smart donkey from shrek
You ain't in no gang
Bro how did you cut yourself in pieces
Dunning-Kruger gang: *takes notes*
The guy who drank the gasoline has no sense of smell or taste? Wow.
I always smell food or drink before I engage. Reason: Good way to keep from poisoning yourself by mistake (or if you have evil roomees like I do, on purpose)
Same
The most stupid part is that he used a cig after that
maybe he was a car in his past life and he was just acting on instinct
Just dying for a cigarette it seems...
"No longer able to pass on DNA".
Probably for the best.
But wouldn't it be fascinating to be able to talk to their spirits ? "So you drank booze through your ass ? " I'd love to interview them.
That's still not how genetics works
@@theshermantanker7043 More the shame.
A friend of mine once told a story of a couple of guys who had to go down a sewer (I think? I am not sure about the details of the story), and they decided to ignore safety regulations and not wear their compressed air masks. The first one went down and never came back. The second one went down and never came back. The third one decided to put on his compressed air mask after all. By the time he got down, his coworkers had already died.
Safety regulations are there for a reason, folks!
3 people didn't understand how grenades work.
Well one of them was during the world war and grenades were still a new thing that only excited in the military so yeah
There should be a label on those things. Or we need to stop being stupid.
@@okiedokie6595 grenades we're definitely not a new thing in WWI.
Back to XVIIIth century there was grenadiers in France and in other countries. Guess what, they did use grenades and were elite ass fucker units.
Mohamed Hesham No. He found a WW2 grenade. Then used a saw presumably electric to try and open it. It was not during WW2. Or any world war. Hell during both grenades were known either way.
I think it's much more than 3
They say humans evolved, I’m not exactly sure If that’s true
Its evolving, just backwards
Some people have not evolved enough to learn how to stay alive.
Some tryhard blew him self up to save his K/D.
Lol wat lz an cb
GTA
I subbed
@@iliketo6228 that was a joke
What is a K/D?
I'm sorry but this video had me laughing my ass off I can't believe the things people do
We had an unusual death here. In Amarillo tx we had an odds and ends workshop i worked for in the early 80 called The Dying Monster. One of our workers was obsessed with getting 55 gallon drums. He said he wanted them to convert into flower pots. No big deal, right? Except sometimes residue from dangerous chemicals can linger so it was standard procedure to triple fill and rinse them. One day he didn't do this step and proceeded to use an angle grinder on an old barrel used to contain acetylene which is SERIOUSLY EXPLOSIVE STUFF used in welding and cutting torches and is heavily regulated! After about two minutes we all heard this hellacious SHOOOM followed by rubble! We raced to see what had happened!
We saw our employee completely decapitated laying on his back, blood squirting from his missing head and a car size hole in the roof of our shop!
After we called the authorities they said an estimated 4 table spoons of it were likely in the barrel and that they found chunks of his skull and parts of the barrel ring 250 feet away!
Please take heed! Wash old barrels!
Wow that had to be horrific to see
So sorry u had to see that
B R U H
Yeah when I went to school for welding the text book called it purging.
That is a very sad way to go. I am sorry to hear this. Their family must've been devastated. And he got decapitated too? I'm surprised to hear that because I don't think I ever heard of someone being beheaded before.
My mom told me about a story that happened a few years ago. I didn't get to witness it as I was watching TV, but apparently as she was outside there was a train parked beside the house. The house I used to live at had a train track beside it. While the train was parked she saw a boy who she said looked to be around 13-15 years old. This kid was so impatient that he literally crawled underneath the parked train while dragging his bike. He doesn't realize how dumb that was, but damn did he have luck on his side that day. If he would have died I would have put him on the #1 spot for Darwin Award winners.
The amount of people dying every year because they ran across train tracks without watching and got hit by a train... I read that in the news minimum once a year... Usually more often...
@@GodlikeIridiumHonestly I’m not surprised. I don’t want to say majority but it feels like the majority of people are very entitled and self centered so they’ll do dumb stuff like trying to outrun trains. Not surprisingly these people end up dead cause the train slams into them cause they can’t stop fast enough. I’ve watched people park on train tracks too and all I think is how much their funeral is gonna cost over sheer stupidity.
The real question is not why are these people stupid but why did he have a grenade?!?!?!
there did seem to be a large surfit of grenade related shennanigans!
Cause it’s soviet Russia
@@hemavathychandran5949 Makes sense
Grenades are actually not even that dangerous IF you know how to handle them. After you pull the pin the grenade wont explode before you let go of the handle. After you let go of the handle there is a 4 second delay before it explodes.
@@JohnTavastian Military family members of mine told me that you get rid of a grenade as fast as you can because that 4 seconds you speak of is not dependable. They told me you don't know if a grenade is going to go off in 1 seconds or 15.
Guy: *plays with gasolin*
Guy: imma make a camp fire
Guy:🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀