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"if you focus on the stuff you don't have, you'll start to forget to appreciate the things you have, but you guys don't have anything" was the best one
BILLY! that's so embrassing TEACHER! that's enough billy the silly GIRL! It's okay miss GIRL! at least my dad chose your mom doesn't have a choice SAVAGE LEVEL INTO 10000🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 1:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 2:48 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 2:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
Hope you liked the video, and if you did, like and sub❤️ 💙 💜 Hey guys, I'm starting this thing where I draw roblox avatar on my shorts, so if you want your avatar to be drawn, right your roblox username in the comments. Have a nice day 😊
I did i did roasted the f out that video
So funny and done
My username is dortchfreddie9
Rocky123heater63
bananagamerjam (my username)
"We're not just telling stories, we're roasting people!" - Dhar Mann
-Dhar Mann Basicially 2023 I guess
So original
I'm crackin' up rn
NICE ONE!!!! But that was not funny..
@@kinleywangmo1020 IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE!!!
"Atleast my dads chose me, your mom didnt have a choice" has got to be one of the most iconic dhar mann roasts ngl
But her mom put her up for adoption lol
@@pafomostafa6038 her mum did that coz she couldn't raise her so she did what she considered to be the best for her daughter
YES MY FAVOURITE ROAST
@@pafomostafa6038 ruinin' it
"at least my mom and dad didnt give me up" -my brother out side my room
bro when santa sais "do you know what accident it was hiring you" got me cracking up😂😂😂
YEPPPPPPPP ME TOO
SAMEEEEEE
SAAAAMEE
Me too if I was the elf, I didn’t want to say that
Fr💀
"at least my dad chose me, your mom didn't have a choice" made me laugh so badly😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But his mom did have a choice to put him for adoption smh
@@popdino830 thats what I’m saying
Same here
I MEAN WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????😶🧐🧐
SAME lol omg
2:25 Bro, imagine if the guy said: "but i see a weight limit warning wrote on it" 💀
That’s the best roast I’ve heard today
dayumm
2:20 she kinda sounds like sawwah here
Dangg
"at least my dads chose me, youre mom didnt have a choice"
that hit hard
1:20 this part got me dying for no reason
OMG ME TOO NO JOKE!!!
Same
Don't say your dying because your words are living. I may sound annoying but I'm just trying to help.
@@ChildofGod157it’s an exaggeration
1:16 I thought he was going to say you were a ACCIDENT
Same
"if you focus on the stuff you don't have, you'll start to forget to appreciate the things you have, but you guys don't have anything" was the best one
Ya
I love it when the people who give advice gets roasted
1:34 Mikey’s light skin stare tho 💀💀😂😂
billy*
@@pokefanplayz3068 his name is mikey
@@DaRealTT is his actual name mikey??? I thought that was just one of his characters lol!!!
@pokefanplayz3068 one of the characters he plays are named mikey, mikey is not his real name.
@@Nyxthedummy_123"Mickey"💀
“Why don’t you try not being broke once in a while” is the best one
1:37 ...."at least my dad chose me, your mom didn't have a choice" i died
dude the "yeah but you guys don't have anything" part got me
"We're not just telling stories, we're roasting lifes!" -Dhar Mann
Someone stole you comment btw
@@PrecinctChair-uc5pz bruh he is the one that stole the other comment
The Moral Story Is "Roasting Is Always A Good Way To Defend Yourself -Dhar Mann
“Also uh, don’t forget to breathe. Science has shown it’s so important, so.” Got me soooooooo hard cracking up 😂
Dhar Mann be like we are not just telling stories we are roasting people
Fr😭
Ffrrr
@vorekillergang so why are you telling me this?😭
When she said "At least my dads chose me, your mom didn't have a choice" had me laughing
“She may have a fake bag, but she isn’t a fake friend” Best roast of 2023
“Do you want to know what’s an accident? Hiring you.” 😤😤😤😤
“At least my dads chose me, your mom didn’t have a choice.”
1:01 me in class xD
1:40 MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER
2:03 i would be embarrassed if i say that lol😂😂😩
:0
The One Where The Kid Roasted His Mother For Being Broke Killed Me
0:21 -💀💀💀
0:29 yeah but you guys don’t have anything 😂😂😂 had me laughing on the floor
0:27
028
0:28
Yeah you’re right
Lol😂😂😂
0:16 why don’t not being broke once in a while had milk 🥛 coming out my nose😂😂😂😂
Ik right why is no one else talking about that one?
Emotional damage got me lol
He made this video for a 100 subs special. Now he has 3k subs within 4 weeks. This is called true content good job bro..
@sub.for.a.cookie.tEhe...9 months later… 19.2k subs…
10 months later…
19.6K!!
1:35 GAWD DAYUMM THATS SOME GRILL ON A BARBECUE
1:42 GOT ME GOOD!
the roast at 1:31 is actually fire
FAX
What about an abortion?
The one with the two dads and your mom did not have a choice had me dying
0:28
Well that escalated quickly🤣✋
This funny as hell🤣🤣
This is funny as hell lmao! and amazing edits
0:41 she says that looking like a McDonald’s ice cream machine
For real this man speaking faxxxxx
Bro the one that he said I will choose someone with a fake bag over a fake friend I was like oml that so funny 😂😂😂😂😂
HOW IS THIS SO FUNNY OMG! keep up the work moon
"atleast my dads chose me your mom didnt have a choice."
DAMN-
1:09 Try it at 2x speed, SO HILARIOUS!!
The Whole Video In 2x Speed Is Even Better
0:25 this was my favourite part 😂😂😂
1:35 had me crying of laughter
Bro had me dying on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
“Don’t think of it as a disability think of it as a roastabillty” darr man
Dammmmmmm
ITS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂
The best line: "I'd rather be with someone that has a fake bag than with someone who has a fake butt"
BILLY! that's so embrassing
TEACHER! that's enough billy the silly
GIRL! It's okay miss
GIRL! at least my dad chose your mom doesn't have a choice
SAVAGE LEVEL INTO 10000🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
First time watching your vids
Im investing already that was hilarious 😂 good work
SUBBED!!!!! 🎉
0:35 I love that part😂😂😂
you got 100 subs in 1 day 😳
Ik, I can't believe it either😐
0:15 got me wheezing 😂😂😂
100 subs special?
That means in two days you have achieved 100 more!
Congrats
600 more loll
845 XDDDDD.
over 1000 subs yall!
@RuxVFX mhmm
14.8k
"yEaH, bUt yOu gUyS dOnT hAvE aNYthInG" was fresh
1:13 and 1:24 got me 🤣
1:20 Santa be cookin🔥
I laughed so hard😂
Me thinking Santa was gonna say "Your the accident"
The most iconic dhar mann roast 1:35 - 1:43
Damn santa has hell of good roast
1:20 thats fr me on christmas day
smae
"I'd rather be friends with someone that has a fake bag, over someone that is a FAKE FRIEND."
1:15=😂😂😂😂
0:19 got me laughing
said no teacher ever 2:35
This hits hard
Please make another one😂
0:55 the best one 🗿🍷
0:37 the face lmao😭🤌
i love how all the "evil" kids are named billy XD
MAKE MORE BRUH
😂
Bro the Santa one got me dieing
0:48 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE X10 LITERALLY
IKR THE BEST ROAST
Well said in the last one! Dhar Mann is very good and teaches life lessons! He can learn a thing or 2 from it:D
Dhar Mann Roast Be Like
0:41 and the one after that'd r hilarious and beautiful roasts
Moral lesson-Stories are nothing with roasts. - Dhar Man
0:22 i died on that one😂😂
Bro the Santa Claus had me rolling around 😂😂😂😂😂
Dope Video
"100 subs special"
*gets 2.5k in 10 days*
Nice bro! That's amazing
Wat happens in the dark always comes with roasting 🤣
2:45 she was saying poo in sign language
Lol
I LOVE THIS my fav cant stop
watching these roasts
It roasting People and stories
For some reason the emotional damage got me, thanks for reminding me to watch my daily Steven He. But not b4 I finish this vid first!
“we’re not just telling stories, we’re roasting people!”-Dhar Mann
"were not just telling stories, we hire our ppl to roast us" - unknown
1:25 is me
n accident do you know what an accident is…..hiring you got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂 1:16
1:43 thats what she said
Laughing out loud this is so funny😂😂😂 I would like to see another series of this❤❤❤❤ you make dhar mann funnier😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤
Big gurl got big belly but small brain makes no sense 2:26
..?
This is so funny
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:00. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 1:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 2:48 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 2:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
Lol
@@lavibabaran9569 lol and? everyone’s doing this 💀 nd it wasn’t from the bacon song, from sm else
My man wrote a whole essay!
@@em3ryplays fr-
@@em3ryplays it’s copy and paste lol
Video of the century
What vid is 0:07
Kid becomes millionaire overnight
ok
the part were santa said hireing you was a mistake had me laughing for days and crying