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  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  24 дня назад +132

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    • @venturerweegee64
      @venturerweegee64 24 дня назад +5

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      Lemon borb

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      @user-bo3ew8iv5e 20 дней назад +1

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    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 16 дней назад

      Imagine how aliens would react to Earth С from Homestuck?
      With humans, Trolls, carapacians, and consorts.

    • @gdragonlord749
      @gdragonlord749 День назад

      "your learning"

  • @havochellian1248
    @havochellian1248 24 дня назад +880

    If I’m not supposed to use cotton swabs to clean my ears, then why are the cotton swabs ear canal-shaped? Answer me that, gods

    • @thenyansquidman
      @thenyansquidman 24 дня назад +84

      They aren’t. They are stick shaped. Ear canal is twisty

    • @luzcro7345
      @luzcro7345 24 дня назад +83

      gods: Y'know a lot of stuff isn't supposed to go up your butt as well, but look what you humans keep shoving up there!

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 24 дня назад +26

      The two more effective ways to get rid of earwax are: any essential oil, although clove oil works the best because it's both anti-septic and a mild local anaesthetic or one of those ear scoops with a barrier around the side to stop you going to far in.
      The latter is self explanatory, for the former however, you pipette a couple of millilitres into your ear, and lie down on your side for an hour or two, make sure you have either kitchen paper or cotton wool next to you. After one or two hours, put the cotton wool or kitchen paper over your ear, sit up, and tip your head to the side. The oil should run out of your ear, and, because earwax is fat soluble, the ear wax should flow out with it.

    • @tabby_powl
      @tabby_powl 24 дня назад

      I shoved a god up my butt and i ended getting GAINS

    • @PennyEvolus
      @PennyEvolus 24 дня назад +6

      @@luzcro7345 aubergine fits so well tho

  • @Fish35259
    @Fish35259 24 дня назад +724

    A: HUMAN WHY IS YOUR PLUSH TOY IN THE MICROWAVE
    H: mmmm, warm plushie

    • @ProfessionalDumbss
      @ProfessionalDumbss 24 дня назад +31

      A: but won’t that make the plushie like radioactive or something?

    • @Fish35259
      @Fish35259 24 дня назад +27

      i actually microwaved my plushie btw :3

    • @khaaneph7311
      @khaaneph7311 24 дня назад +16

      No Dr Kel!!!!
      Don't put argemia in the microwave!!

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 24 дня назад +22

      Ideally use plushies filled with grain or some types of seeds like millet. They get very comfy and warm.

    • @robogamin9613
      @robogamin9613 24 дня назад +14

      @@feuerling A: HUMAN, WHY DOES YOUR PLUSH TOY FEEL DIFFERENT FROM IT'S BRETHREN?
      H:put it in the microwave.

  • @mikiczm3248
    @mikiczm3248 24 дня назад +359

    Ben 10. His last name is Tennyson, he starts out with 10 aliens from a space watch he found whem he was 10 years old.

    • @brony4869
      @brony4869 24 дня назад +53

      And his rival turned friend is Kevin E Levin who is a year older than him and thus was 11 when they met

    • @dokuganryu1565
      @dokuganryu1565 24 дня назад +36

      ​@@brony4869And has his own power to steal Ben's so it's his plus Ben's ten.

    • @underdrow5572
      @underdrow5572 23 дня назад +23

      @@brony4869 "I've got all ten of your powers, plus my own. I'm Keven Eleven!!"

    • @AmunrA1991
      @AmunrA1991 22 дня назад +12

      The whole reason behind the 10 random aliens was that it was a security feature by Azmuth to ensure that Max (Ben's Grandpa & the intended recipient) would be the only one capable of using it. The two had not communicated for many years and thus why Ben (and in some alternate timelines, his cousin Gwen) were able to bond with the Omnitrix. Said security feature stayed in place until just over six years later, when Ben proved himself worthy in Azmuth's eyes of wielding the true Omnitrix (All the version before the one at the end of Ultimate Alien were working prototypes).

    • @SerunaXI
      @SerunaXI 16 дней назад +2

      We can joke all we want, but there are many popular japanese shows that are just as pungent with their naming system.

  • @katierussell9248
    @katierussell9248 24 дня назад +336

    “90% beard and 10% panty shots!” 😂 It’s funny because it’s true.
    Senshi is the absolute best.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 24 дня назад +340

    A: Human please stop your scaring me
    H: I'm sorry but it must be done *Peel's off sunburned skin"
    A: I know for a fact your species aren't reptilian which makes this all the more haunting. I repeat HUMAN! Stop!
    H: I AM THE ORANGE!

    • @MBiz.
      @MBiz. 24 дня назад +17

      Mmm orange.

    • @RailfoxStudios
      @RailfoxStudios 24 дня назад +18

      Mmm skin.

    • @TheTrueStrangeBee
      @TheTrueStrangeBee 24 дня назад +10

      The only good thing about sunburns

    • @StapleCactus
      @StapleCactus 24 дня назад +23

      "I damaged my skin by staying in the presence of the fusion reactor we call the sun for too long. This is the only joy I have after the week-long pain. I must peel the dead skin in the largest piece possible. Scrubbing is for scrubs. I'm going for a world record!"

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 23 дня назад +10

      @@StapleCactus "HUMAN PLEASE, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS, WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU ON OUR SHIP!"

  • @imakecrappyvideos9360
    @imakecrappyvideos9360 24 дня назад +313

    A: human. What the fuck did you do.
    H: huh?
    A: THE FUCK. DID. YOU. DO.
    H: *sobbing* I dont know what you're talkin about man*
    A: *points to 50 dead plants* this.
    H: I-I got them to feel less linely but i got lazy man. Don't hurt me.

    • @mariagil2170
      @mariagil2170 8 дней назад

      Please dont curse! It's bad for you! God bless you, I hope you have a great day❤❤

  • @theflyingtoaster1316
    @theflyingtoaster1316 24 дня назад +189

    A: human what is a “tank?”
    H: like the thing you store liquids in?
    A: no like that mechanical thing with tracks
    H: oh yeah, tanks are war vehicles that are….
    One rant later…
    H: …and thats why i like them so much!
    A: …
    No wonder we labeled this species as dangerous.

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 24 дня назад +8

      I prefer Napoleonic muzzleloading cannons and good ol' cavalry charges to be honest. Less OP and more exciting, just watch Sharpe and Waterloo 1970(especially this one, it's accuracy is nearly astounding! And the red army were the background extras!) to understand.
      And yes I am open to prove you wrong if it needs to come to it.
      If you're up to have a lighthearted and non-serious argument ofcourse, won't start a fight where a fight's not wanted.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 24 дня назад +7

      Me: Eh its more the fact that have a history of KILLING each other a lot
      But we also think that we should have the right to defend ourselves

  • @Wanderingsage7
    @Wanderingsage7 24 дня назад +213

    A: so, 90 percent of the planet is designed to kill their species, and it just doesn't take?
    B: yup. Confuses us the same way.
    A: cheers.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 24 дня назад +184

    A: Human Friend Ted, I am confused about how you "Americans" choose your leaders.
    H: I'm assuming that it isn't just the fact we vote for our leaders?
    A: Right. Rather, it's the prerequisites: All you need is to be a certain age and a citizen and you can run?
    H: Well, there's a few other things, but those are the big ones.
    A: So, there's no other major qualifications, like time spent in the military, prior experience as a civil servant, achievements of merit, demonstrations of strong moral character and competence, etc.?
    H: Nope, although those can help you get elected. The procedures were set a couple of centuries ago by guys who assumed we'd choose competent people and didn't make it a prerequisite. Elections are just popularity contests where competence is coincidental. Most people aren't exactly happy about it it, given the kind of people getting put into office these days in both parties.
    A: Then why not change it so that more competent people can get in?
    H: Can you think of a way to convince a group of people with wealth and power to pass legislation that will explicitly cause them to lose their positions of wealth and power? A method that doesn't involve violence or the complete collapse of the government?
    A: ...
    H: ...
    A: ...I am starting to understand why so many humans are eager to leave this planet.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 23 дня назад +6

      The US is just one country out of hundreds. I am quite comfortable on my civilised space on the planet, thank you.

    • @FirstLast-cg2nk
      @FirstLast-cg2nk 23 дня назад +9

      @@toolatetothestory Funny how you didn't mention where that space is.

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 23 дня назад

      @@FirstLast-cg2nk If we do, they attempt to bring freedom to us.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 21 день назад

      ​@@toolatetothestory Name me one country on this God forsaken hunk of rock where old and rich people aren't the ruling elite. Go on I'll wait.

    • @M_1024
      @M_1024 19 дней назад +1

      Me after watching CGP Grey rant about elections:

  • @Mr.Birb-
    @Mr.Birb- 24 дня назад +148

    Similar to the jalapeños thing, coffee is kinda just bug poison and humans like it so much there are multiple restaurants dedicated to serving it

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 24 дня назад +19

      Also Menthol, Mint was a predator deterrent as well

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 24 дня назад +12

      Tabbaco too.

    • @daviddragonheart6798
      @daviddragonheart6798 24 дня назад +33

      Now that we point it out... a LOT of things on Earth evolved to be as UNPLEASANT to be consumed as possible, and we came along, really just like "This some real gourmet s***".
      Humans are weird

    • @Mr.Birb-
      @Mr.Birb- 24 дня назад +15

      @@daviddragonheart6798 makes you wonder if the people who don't like these things are actually the normal ones

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 24 дня назад

      We just love consuming literal poison

  • @KitomiKotiri
    @KitomiKotiri 24 дня назад +38

    Okay the crab one is funny because it would also imply that the crabs messed with the fossil records and made humans belive in Carcinisation which is freaken hilarious to me

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 24 дня назад +7

      Or they’re failed attempts at converting other species into crabs

    • @KitomiKotiri
      @KitomiKotiri 23 дня назад +3

      @@normalhuman9878 ooh fun

  • @acgaming1643
    @acgaming1643 24 дня назад +63

    pm i know this is long but id love to see it in a video
    a: human, what is "autism"?
    h: ooh, thats a cool topic! you see, autism's history is shaky, but most historians attribute its discovery to the 19 *words fade into background noise as alien realizes they are unable to escape the 'tism™️'s monologue*
    h: and whats interesting this that we havent even agreed on what autism really is! most agree that autism is a spectrum instead of one single condition, but others-
    a: wait wait wait, you dont even know what this "autism" is?
    h: yeah! theres a lot of disorders and conditions on the spectrum. there's asperger's, *words start to fade into background noise again*
    a: *interrupting again* how are you able to "retain" all of this "information"?
    h: thats another thing! some of us autistic people are really smart! we sometimes call the fascinations into these incredibly specific topics "hyperfixations" or "special interests," and they can cover a lot of things! some people know a lot about trains, others love learning about mathematics, some prefer astrophysics and space, and others are fond of computers!
    a: i have... so many questions..
    h: What are they?
    a: You just said *all of that*, and somehow still know more?
    h: Yeah!
    a: ... do you have a """"hyperfixation""""?
    h: absolutely! i find space an incredible thing, there's so much crazy stuff out there and god knows what else! black holes, neutron stars, strange matter, and countless planets! our sun is a spark compared to UY Scuti, jupiter and saturn dont even have a solid surface, venus's atmosphere traps enough heat to melt lead, and on one planet we found, it rains molten glass *sideways* at *thousands of miles per hour*!
    a: ... your species has no chance of making it past the moon at its current state but you somehow can see black holes, know how fast glass rains on a planet light years away, and can figured out that planets hundreds of millions of miles away cannot be landed on?
    h: yep!
    a: ... how...?
    h: *starts talking about the history of astrophysics and space*
    a: oh no...

  • @chaoticinkinc.3145
    @chaoticinkinc.3145 24 дня назад +108

    Wait until the alien learns about HOAs

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 24 дня назад +12

      Oh, _hell,_ no...

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 24 дня назад

      They may blow up the planet to prevent that idea from metastasizing

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 24 дня назад +3

      A what?

    • @samuelrodrigues9071
      @samuelrodrigues9071 24 дня назад +4

      Stealing this, thank you

    • @cloudy7263
      @cloudy7263 24 дня назад +7

      Home Owners Association, they put rules on a town to make it look """pretty""" becuase they own the homes​@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 24 дня назад +98

    “Human I need to go to the medical bay. I made the mistake of trying the pepper x.” -nerva probably

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 24 дня назад +6

      Wait for the corporate crossover, Dr Pepper X

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 24 дня назад +5

      That's completely unrealistic. Given how hot peppers are, there is NO WAY that that alien would be able to speak.

    • @adamschank7703
      @adamschank7703 24 дня назад +4

      Considering the fact that ghost chilies are naturally grown and peppers like the Carolina Reaper and Pepper X are man-made, I can't help but think who in the hell took a bite of a ghost chili and thought, "not hot enough"?

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 24 дня назад +3

      @@adamschank7703 a massive Masochist?

  • @joshuabergman3292
    @joshuabergman3292 24 дня назад +89

    A: human! What is this thing you're cooking?
    H: a taco
    A: this is flat bread folded in half and stuffed with meat, lettuce, and cheese
    H: by that logic, burritos are the same but rolled instead of folded
    A: ... *nom* well it's good so I guess I no longer care

  • @ShowMeLoveFilms
    @ShowMeLoveFilms 24 дня назад +18

    I am convinced Earth is the planet aliens know full well about but refuse to visit. As that one post said, "aliens lock their doors when they drive by us."

  • @jar4900
    @jar4900 24 дня назад +164

    Alien discovers video games
    A: (picks up game case) ... human, what is... this?
    H: huh? oh that, that's a video game!
    A: "Video... game...?"
    H: Yeah, imagine a movie, but interactive!
    A: Okay... you have me interested....
    A: What are video games about?
    H: Oh, it varies depending on the game, let me see (Looks at game case)...
    H: OH! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE! It is rather short though... only about 12 hours instead of the standard 40+
    A: 4... 40+ HOURS?!?! A-AND YOU HUMANS WATCH THROUGH IT ALL?!?!
    H: *Play through it, and often times, no, most end up dropping it at somepoint before completion because they're far too long... and grindy...
    A: THEN WHY MAKE THEM SO LONG?!?!
    H: Industry standard
    A: ... Of course, well then... why is this game your favourite when its so... "short"...
    H: Because it has passion put into it! with a great story that wraps everything up nicely!
    A: Oh interesting, does the company behind it have any upcoming video games?
    H: Nope... it got shut down
    A: what? WHY? was it unsuccessful?
    H: Oh no, it was very successful, its just the big company that owns the small company shut it down
    A: WHY?!
    H: Money
    A: ... (DEEP Breathe)
    A: WHY IS IT ALWAYS MONEY WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

    • @theblackhunter5114
      @theblackhunter5114 24 дня назад +20

      let me guess, Hi-Fi Rush? (man i love that game)

    • @Minatoyuki1999
      @Minatoyuki1999 24 дня назад +7

      @@theblackhunter5114 yeah.... :(

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 24 дня назад +25

      A: Human, what is this?
      *Holds several games that depict aliens as the bad guys, like EDF, and, uh, I'm too uncultured to know any others*
      H: I already told you what video games are.
      A: No, why are these ones dedicated to indiscriminately massacring extraterrestrials?
      H: Well, in fairness, they attacked us first.
      A: Why are the the villains so many times?
      H: Well the world governments kind of figured a species that could contact us would be far beyond us and figured that they'd see us as an easy target and start walking all over our planet because they could.
      A: Let me guess, is that because -
      H: Because we humans are like that, probably yes.

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- 24 дня назад +11

      @@UltimaDoombotMK1 In the words of Doctor (Capaldi):There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

    • @konah4547
      @konah4547 24 дня назад +4

      @@theblackhunter5114 It is and has been my goal to 100% the backboard as a love letter to that game.

  • @biggierocc1935
    @biggierocc1935 24 дня назад +51

    Fun Fact: The leading theory on why peppers are spicy is because of the humidity in their native environment. The peppers developed the chemical as an anti-fungal weapon, and the way it tastes to a human is pure coincidence

    • @user-ud6ru4gu4e
      @user-ud6ru4gu4e 20 дней назад +4

      Actually as far as we can tell the human body recognizes that it’s a great source of calcium and so it re-wired itself (we are the only species that does this to my knowledge)
      Edit: said our instead of my

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 18 дней назад +1

      Same reason why humans make more spicy food in tropical climates(on average). Without fridges it's the easiest way to conserve stuff

    • @clairel34
      @clairel34 5 дней назад +1

      It's likely that it originally evolved as an anti fungal, but the spiciness is the main reason capsicums make so much of it.
      Birds don't have the receptor that capsaicinoids bind to. Birds also travel much further distances after eating, and don't have grinding teeth like molars that destroy seeds. So a fruit that is eaten by birds but ignored by mammals is a big advantage.

    • @Th3.H0n3y.K4t
      @Th3.H0n3y.K4t День назад

      Thats why so many important cultural dishes in places that hot peppers and chilis grow have them! Peppers and salt have, for thousands of years, been used as natural ways to preserve and make food safer!

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 24 дня назад +30

    A: Human what is a search history?
    H: Why are you asking....?
    A: Well I found it on your computer and I was simply wondering-
    H: DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!!

  • @nerdsahhgaming4779
    @nerdsahhgaming4779 24 дня назад +84

    H: *Coughs*
    A: "Human, what are you doing?"
    H: "I have a cold."
    A: "Isn't that what you call lower temperatures?"
    H: "Well there's that, then there's the virus or disease."
    A: "What?"
    H: "Its when there's I guess.. bad bacteria inside of you."
    A: "You humans still haven't cured disease?"
    A: "Also, you have bacteria living inside of you?"
    H: "Yes to both, the bacteria helps with digestion."
    A: "Ew, you humans continue to confuse and frighten me.."

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 24 дня назад +1

      Wait until he learns that it is nigh impossible to "cure disease".
      Especially when some are literally just your own cells rebelling and killing you (and by extension them) in the process.

  • @eleronpfoutz7823
    @eleronpfoutz7823 24 дня назад +39

    We use q-tips because it's either that or the sensation of water in my ear that makes me feel like I'm drowning and I will smack a fool.

    • @MultiGamingNetwork03
      @MultiGamingNetwork03 22 дня назад

      Blasting warm water in your ear is a lot better than having to schedule an ear cleaning appointment to get a handle on it. And if you're not careful with your ears, you can end up dislocating one of the few vital things in it and give yourself vertigo, which is not fun.
      tl;dr man up and wash your ears properly or end up with vertigo which sucks.

  • @Azeriiall
    @Azeriiall 24 дня назад +31

    1:58 i had almost this exact conversation with the farm boys in my ag class. Instead of trying to explain fan service, i shouldve just said Money.

  • @Axqu7227
    @Axqu7227 24 дня назад +11

    I imagine the alien as a giant bioluminescent scorpion and you can’t convince me otherwise

  • @HolyAlondite
    @HolyAlondite 24 дня назад +16

    I feel bad for Vaporeon. A genuinely nice fish cat that has been tainted against its will by the internet

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 15 дней назад

      ...Eevee is a FOX.

    • @HolyAlondite
      @HolyAlondite 15 дней назад

      @@Ryvaken Good for it. I wasn't talking about Eevee though

    • @ready0008
      @ready0008 6 дней назад

      ​@@Ryvaken well...

    • @Th3.H0n3y.K4t
      @Th3.H0n3y.K4t День назад +1

      ​@@Ryvakensays who? It looks like a fox, dog, cat, and to some people a rabbit. Eevee is an eevee, not a real life animal, btw.

  • @user-io4rt5mc6i
    @user-io4rt5mc6i 24 дня назад +40

    1:19 I'm not surprised in the slightest. It's the ocean half of the species down there look like aliens.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 24 дня назад +2

      Technically we're the aliens 😛 Life started in the ocean. They were here first.

    • @widmo206
      @widmo206 23 дня назад +2

      @@trishapellis Technically, the stuff that lived in the oceans when terrestrial animals appeared looked nothing like the stuff that lives there now

    • @M_1024
      @M_1024 19 дней назад +1

      I think that the point was that crabs are so efective that they evolved independently multiple times.

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 24 дня назад +16

    A: (Finds a "you are now aware of your nose" meme "Human, I was not aware that your kind was capable of implanting psychic commands into your electronic communication devices. How long have you possessed such technology?"
    H: "I mean... it's highly unethical but some secret services across the planet do use them for interrogation and such, not exactly PROUD of it but- wait what are you looking at?"
    A: (shows meme)
    H: "OH! First of all, *goddamnit* , second of all, nah that's fine, wanna know something worse?"
    A: "What?"
    H: " *You are now manually breathing* "
    A: "no I am- WAIT WHAT SORCERY IS THIS HUMAN"
    H: :)

  • @spugnoxngubcux9801
    @spugnoxngubcux9801 24 дня назад +52

    1:48 THEY ARE BECOMING ONE ENTITY

  • @Whitewing89
    @Whitewing89 24 дня назад +150

    I kind of think that the dangers of q-tips are overstated. Maybe if you have lots of wax build up idk.

    • @redacted2814
      @redacted2814 24 дня назад +33

      Most actual ear cleaning devices are at least scoop or loop-shaped. Q-tips, generally, just push earwax around instead of scooping it out. Q-tips are even stated to only be for cleaning the outside of the ear, not the inside.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 24 дня назад

      ​@@redacted2814If bad, then why feel good?

    • @ann18o96
      @ann18o96 24 дня назад +20

      I feel like the doc will give this advice if you already got there with a build up. Or when you push it in far.
      I wear in ears a lot and that usually sends an army of angry earwax warriors who think my headphones are a foreign object and are not open to discuss how it's keeping me entertained and blocks the noise from outside that would drive me crazy otherwise.

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 24 дня назад +8

      @@ann18o96ears are SUPER rude roommates

    • @RevokFarthis
      @RevokFarthis 24 дня назад +14

      Honestly, it depends on the type of earwax you have.
      European/African earwax ends to be thick, wet, goopy, yellow and doesn't play well with Q-tips
      East Asian/Native American earwax tends to be dry, flaky, thin and breaks apart when touched. This type of earwax is pretty much fine to use with q-tips

  • @skurt258
    @skurt258 24 дня назад +33

    Crab people... crab people... crab people...

  • @thekingofcats27
    @thekingofcats27 24 дня назад +17

    Combat being a sport would be so easily explained with other extreme sports like logging. We make stuff we have done often throughout history into sports for them to be fun and duels have been done often historically.

    • @sophiachalloner8951
      @sophiachalloner8951 22 дня назад

      Wait combat is a sport?
      WHERE?

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 15 дней назад +1

      @@sophiachalloner8951 Depending on where you go they call it hockey, rugby, or boxing. The last one is the least violent.

    • @sophiachalloner8951
      @sophiachalloner8951 15 дней назад

      ​@@RyvakenI don't remember what I was thinking when I commented this... But I don't think that answered my question.

  • @enderborn6860
    @enderborn6860 24 дня назад +19

    the couch one sent me XD the alien is learning human behavior well

  • @briishcabbage568
    @briishcabbage568 24 дня назад +5

    I like to imagine these are all entirely different aliens - perhaps different species - with entirely different humans, all repeatedly being traumatised.

  • @valleyard8674
    @valleyard8674 23 дня назад +4

    On the last one, I can only hear a muffled
    "You're learning"
    While bro's head is still with their face burried on the couch and pointing up, like "yup, that's the spirit, now I'll just go back to it"

  • @FizzieWebb
    @FizzieWebb 24 дня назад +6

    2:28
    Sort of, the Omnitirix does seem to have a soft limit of 10 aliens per playlist, though more can be added through scanning, or messing with the controls. Presumably it's a safeguard to keep his DNA from getting scrambled like the timeout feature in the original series was.

  • @mr.stoneface7699
    @mr.stoneface7699 24 дня назад +66

    I once heard from an RN that, yes, the ears are mostly self-cleaning. However, people who wear earplugs or earphones that stick into the canals for many hours at a time do benefit from some additional washing and gentle swabbing.

    • @StoryTeller796
      @StoryTeller796 24 дня назад +8

      Where can I find the additional washing and swabbing tools?

    • @blinkenlights
      @blinkenlights 24 дня назад

      @@StoryTeller796 Debrox at your local pharmacy/superstore is pretty solid. Other ear cleaning products are usually kept nearby.

    • @deathrayman8074
      @deathrayman8074 24 дня назад +8

      As someone who prefers earbuds over headphones, I am also curious as to where these additional washing and swabbing tools can be found!

    • @mr.stoneface7699
      @mr.stoneface7699 24 дня назад +1

      @@StoryTeller796 Clean washcloth, soap and water, drape over one finger and squeegee, rinse; swab carefully just inside the canal (the length of swab stick covered in cotton is the guideline I use), allow to dry normally.
      There are toolkits and other procedures if you have really bad earwax issues, but I don't know near enough to talk about those.

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 24 дня назад +3

      I've seen an ear cleaning tool that looks like a drill made from silicone, but I don't know if it actually works or not.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 24 дня назад +16

    03:55
    Flareon is my favorite Eeveelution. I have one as my buddy Pokémon in _Pokémon Go!_

    • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
      @jokerofspades-xt3bs 24 дня назад +3

      Flareon is the fluffy friend we all need

    • @Aquarios1337.
      @Aquarios1337. 22 дня назад +2

      Not my favorite, but I can respect its capabilities as a warm cuddle buddy. Glaceon works for summers if you wanna avoid being called things. My fave eeveelution is Umbreon, but the best one for hugs overall would likely be Sylveon, because that one can hug you in return.

  • @SpineBones
    @SpineBones 24 дня назад +8

    We share like 90% of our DNA with bananas or some shit so that doesn't mean anything alien guy
    Crabs just evolve a lot

  • @MBiz.
    @MBiz. 24 дня назад +5

    I use q-tips only when there is a big amount of earwax in my ears, like when a big chunk gets stuck on your finger when you itch your ear. But i dont shove it into my ear, i try not to push earwax into my ear bc i know q-tips can damage your ears.

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 24 дня назад +10

    There is a channel called NetNarrator that has long form stories about humans being space orcs.
    Actually, there's a lot but that one is one of the best.

    • @becrazyyoullloveit9223
      @becrazyyoullloveit9223 24 дня назад

      Yeah they're awesome also have you heard of agrosquirrel they're really good too

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 24 дня назад

      @@becrazyyoullloveit9223 I can't watch him ever since he started putting his face in the videos.

    • @becrazyyoullloveit9223
      @becrazyyoullloveit9223 24 дня назад

      @@Mark73 I'm sorry I genuinely didn't think of that being a problem for some people

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 15 дней назад +1

      Agrosquirrel is easily one of the best. Netnarrator is almost passable but when he does a series he puts half of it behind a paywall, so he's earned a boycott.

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 15 дней назад

      @@Ryvaken He uploads huge chunks at a time and subscribers get them all right away, but he lets them out of the paywall on a regular basis. I don't think that's unfair for the work he does.

  • @A-crying-mess-50
    @A-crying-mess-50 24 дня назад +23

    DUNGEON MESHI MENTIONED!

  • @brook_angel
    @brook_angel 24 дня назад +39

    Hope the lemorb gets funded!

    • @giaxo1739
      @giaxo1739 24 дня назад

      I read that first D as a K, and was VERY concerned.

    • @brook_angel
      @brook_angel 24 дня назад

      @@giaxo1739 funked

  • @Pokefan8263
    @Pokefan8263 24 дня назад +7

    I bought an ear cleaning kit off of Amazon and spent like 40 minutes taking gross crap out of my ear after I had an ear infection. One of the best purchases I’ve ever made 😊

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 24 дня назад +6

    The only other viable ways I know of to effectively remove earwax are:
    > hydrogen peroxide (H2O2; dissolves the wax, kills germs, evaporates quickly) which can be applied either by pouring directly into the e ear canal or by dipping a Q-tip in it and applying that way, or
    > a thin metal rod with an even thinner circular loop of metal at the end (sometimes they make disposable ones out of plastic), which should really only be used by a second party, preferably a professional physician.

  • @legendonfire4020
    @legendonfire4020 24 дня назад +9

    3:44 fun fact! did you know that the flareon copypasta refered to in this segment was initially created in response to the... _not-so-friendly_ copypasta of flareon

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 24 дня назад +1

      Not to mention "The Umbreon Response" Copypasta.

    • @legendonfire4020
      @legendonfire4020 24 дня назад +2

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 umbreon response? you mean the umbreon version of the copypasta? or that there's a safe and friendly version of that one too?

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 24 дня назад +1

      @@legendonfire4020 the Umbreon Copypasta that is a direct response to vaporeon one, and refutes every point.

  • @vidachsa
    @vidachsa 24 дня назад +19

    Yippe more space orcs

  • @NerdyComedian
    @NerdyComedian 19 дней назад +8

    [Playing a video game]
    A: Human, what are you playing this time?
    H: Ah, its a video game series called Fallout
    A: I see, what is is about?
    H: A post apocalyptic world. Basically humanity destroyed itself using nuclear weapons and now your living through the consequences of those actions.
    A: And this is entertaining?
    H: Yes, each game within the series has its own storyline. For example there's one game where your a son trying to find your dad, and in another your a dad trying to find his missing son.
    A: Ah I see, and this type of "Fallout" your playing has one of those two storylines in it?
    H: Oh no, this one story is different
    A: How so?
    H: Your a mailman that got shot in the head, somehow survived, and now you make it everyone's problem.
    *Alien flabbergasted noises*

  • @_ElectricBoogaloo
    @_ElectricBoogaloo 24 дня назад +15

    YES HE FINALLY GETS IT!!!!
    HE FINALLY GETS IT!!!! 4:06

  • @Pikachu59
    @Pikachu59 24 дня назад +7

    "You're Learning" XDDD

  • @bing_crystal4831
    @bing_crystal4831 24 дня назад +8

    0:45 I actually have an answer for this. We (or at least *I*) do it because even though there’s proof of it causing damage, it still feels like it helps. (Again, at least that’s how it feels for me) Anyways Nerva, you better stop being disappointed cause there’s a Lot of weird and messed up things humans do, no matter how minimal they are lol.

  • @buckylebuccaneer904
    @buckylebuccaneer904 24 дня назад +18

    the bird shaped like a ball is indeed cute and funny

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 22 дня назад +5

    2:34 For whatever reason this just made me think of that one episode where they find out Ben's tiger fursona has been committing public indecency because his species is _supposed_ to wear clothes. I don't think he ever started wearing clothes, though.

  • @pining_tree6788
    @pining_tree6788 24 дня назад +16

    Ok so in the vaporeon copypasta is cursed, and the flatten copypasta is blessed, would the jolteon copypasta be… cringe? (I already know a theoretical sylveon copypasta would be in uwu voice but the og 3 must be completed)

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 24 дня назад +3

      Mayhaps consider, blursed?

    • @perfumedgnat9659
      @perfumedgnat9659 24 дня назад +2

      I honestly don't even know how you would make a Jolteon copypasta

  • @vrosx-spythecheesewedge8218
    @vrosx-spythecheesewedge8218 24 дня назад +3

    1:34 *CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! TASTE LIKE CRAB! TALK LIKE POPLE!*

  • @richardhershberger244
    @richardhershberger244 24 дня назад +6

    (Alien learns about the Cold War)
    A: human can you explain to me why this war is so cold?
    H: oh, the Cold War, well it wasn't really a war, but a period of time when there were high tensions between the USA and USSR and they tried to out do eachother in space travel, military technology, and economic prosperity as they didn't like the other's economic system
    A: why do you call it a war then? If no shot were fired
    H: well there were multiple civil wars between people who wanted their country to be communist and people who wanted their country to be capitalist and the US and Soviet Union would fund the sides they agreed with
    A: if they hated eachother, why didn't they go to war
    H: nukes and mutually assured destruction
    A: so why were they hating eachother
    H: because they were petty

  • @Abraham_the_pierra
    @Abraham_the_pierra 23 дня назад +3

    It looks like seymour has been going down the space orc hole.

  • @dottyspot
    @dottyspot 24 дня назад +4

    2:01 showing this part to my sister

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 23 дня назад +1

    That last one speaks so loudly and yet the government is so deaf to it

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 24 дня назад +4

    I still want a slime birb. Someone with more talent than me, please?

  • @broEye1
    @broEye1 24 дня назад +5

    Says more about what manga that human was reading. Manga is indeed like comics. You have some that are extremely explicit, and others that have little to no fanservice. You have some with more blood coming from a papercut than should be present in an entire extended family, and others where no injuries ever occur. I mean sure, I read a lot of manga with heavy fanservice too, but I also read plenty with little to none.
    One thing I don't get is where did he screw up there? I didn't hear any mistakes.

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  24 дня назад +3

      I accidentally applied the alien effect on the human

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  24 дня назад +2

      And you’re absolutely right with Manga

  • @TyphoonBeam
    @TyphoonBeam 24 дня назад +2

    I literally just started watching the space orc stuff and now this drops?

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 22 дня назад

    I love the mention of the wholesome flareon copypasta, I love that one. Flareon is legit perfect for an emotional support animal.

  • @darienb1127
    @darienb1127 23 дня назад +1

    The alien's favorite Eeveelution is Flareon. Absolutely based.

  • @MistrumGenderplasma
    @MistrumGenderplasma 24 дня назад

    Yk what also feels good? Warm water in ear canals. So soothing

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 24 дня назад +1

    Thank you for the video.

  • @tomasrolter6729
    @tomasrolter6729 24 дня назад +2

    3:51 I support it.

  • @ChronicDoodles
    @ChronicDoodles 24 дня назад +1

    3:32 oh that made me CACKLE

  • @srishtiagrawal5787
    @srishtiagrawal5787 24 дня назад +3

    New PMSeymour video!!!

  • @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate
    @SharowbladyeGaymerPorate 24 дня назад +2

    BUY THE LEMORB BIRBO!

  • @SeraphOC
    @SeraphOC 18 дней назад +1

    Gods, the knowledge of Nerva's race potentially being in the Omnitrix is terrifying when you realize that if he DID get a transformation of such, he transforms into the prime example of the species.

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 24 дня назад +4

    A: Human, why does so much of your media contain warfare of some sort? Is your entire species so violent?
    H: It turns out when you take away the real world consequences of death, injury, and devastation, war just becomes another sport. Two or more opposing forces vying to achieve their goals. In fact it's the concept of a sport taken to an extreme, where the goal isn't just to do better than your opponent, but to destroy them as well.
    A: So you simulate war for sport, and not just to train your military personnel.
    H: Yep.
    A: And this usually avoids the mental consequences of real world war by avoiding the atrocities caused by them?
    H: Most of the time
    A: What do you mean "most of the time"
    H: *glances at Spec Ops: The Line*

  • @Axeky
    @Axeky 23 дня назад +1

    I have now bought the birb, i shall hold him till the end of time

  • @ella_cupcake
    @ella_cupcake 24 дня назад +4

    H: UUUUUGH I HATE WRITING!
    A: I thought writing was one of your favorite activities? Has something changed?
    H: No, I still love it.
    A: Oh. So you were just joking?
    H: uhm… partially.
    A: What?
    H: Look I have very complicated feelings about this.

  • @ninjanature7827
    @ninjanature7827 17 дней назад +2

    Human 1 : We'll be fine.
    Human 2: Dude I stg if I die I will haunt you forever.
    Alien: Apologies for eavesdropping but how can you threaten to do something after you are dead?
    Human 1: Oh, Mark believes in ghosts.
    Alien: What is a ghost? Is it another earth creature?
    Human 2: Not exactly
    Alien : Then what?
    Human 1: Well ....
    Human 2: (procedes to explain in detail)
    Alien:.... remind me to never piss you off. I Do not wish to be " haunted ".
    Human 1: Oh, I might just do it to mess with you when i'm dead.
    Alien: (dreading future)

  • @zooboy159
    @zooboy159 24 дня назад +1

    If your an alien get ready for ben to make whole new slur for your people on the spot

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 24 дня назад +1

    I feel like the alien should had been explained that to counter blurry eyes, you use blurry glasses.
    Kind of a "Two negatives make a positive" kind of thing.

  • @gaeridallmariegrey5888
    @gaeridallmariegrey5888 24 дня назад +2

    Finally some love for the emotional support animal of the Pokemon world! 😭

  • @communistpingu5255
    @communistpingu5255 24 дня назад

    Man. I’ve got to stop spending my money. But the plush looks so cute. And it’s so close to being fully funded

  • @Absbor
    @Absbor 24 дня назад +6

    crabs being aliens? wait, there are other species who evolved into crabs.... humans haven't. does this mean we know which ones are aliens and which one aren't by watching their evolution status?
    it's like pokémon but a different monster franchise!

  • @StapleCactus
    @StapleCactus 24 дня назад

    Fun fact: capsaicin (the spicy bit) only reacts to the temperature receptors in the mouth that makes you think it's hot. It does nothing to the gut. If it does, you're broken. Some people also have those receptors at the other end, which I find strange, but I don't so I don't have the "burning from both ends" issue people seem to have.

  • @bbbb-em6jn
    @bbbb-em6jn 24 дня назад

    i do enjoy the extra comments and bits you do for the posts
    just wanna say that
    gud job

  • @enderren8092
    @enderren8092 21 день назад

    I feel like a lot of therapy boils down to 'figure out why the feelings' which a lot of introspection can help with. I should probably still go to therapy tho.

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 16 дней назад

    I am glad the alien didn’t immediately annihilate us upon knowing the Vaporeon copypasta

  • @psachickennugget8617
    @psachickennugget8617 24 дня назад +3

    Damn, aliens taste great when cooked alive.

  • @beybladegeekusa7340
    @beybladegeekusa7340 24 дня назад +1

    2:33 wait until he see Kevin Levin

  • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
    @ragnarrskulkrew6232 24 дня назад

    Love it! I NEED MOAR!!!

  • @creeperking6863
    @creeperking6863 24 дня назад

    This was the only reason why I watched Pm Seymour was to listen to these funny dialogues about an alien living with a human

  • @Daniels6323-4
    @Daniels6323-4 24 дня назад

    Flareon, cute huggable fluff. I wish they were real

  • @robatikwulf
    @robatikwulf 21 день назад

    Gonna clean my ears to this

  • @dreadedpixel9022
    @dreadedpixel9022 15 дней назад

    Seymours back!
    Back again!
    Yeah hes back!
    Call a friend!!

  • @mundodacrianca2147
    @mundodacrianca2147 18 часов назад

    3:16 Yeah alien, I have wondered this too

  • @DemianGammons-xv3qf
    @DemianGammons-xv3qf 24 дня назад +3

    I hope you’re doing better

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 24 дня назад

    You know what? Now I'm gonna q-tip my ears even harder

  • @thefreshestbean
    @thefreshestbean 24 дня назад +2

    A: human? why are you shaking
    H: honestly, i dont know
    A: do you need medical attention, or perhaps to be warmed?
    H: no, im a tad bit hot and my vitals are where they are supposed to be
    A: then... why are you shaking?
    H: nobody knows, not even me

    • @thefreshestbean
      @thefreshestbean 24 дня назад +2

      based on a true story
      (parkinsons without the death part)

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 24 дня назад

      Now I want the alien to meet someone with a chronic pain disorder and be horrified.

  • @CloudHiro
    @CloudHiro 23 дня назад +1

    honestly people keep assuming aliens are a lot less horny then us but frankly with all the probings there is a chance our species may be considered prudes by comparison. even with the entire anime/manga fan community used as the representative!

  • @kadarat8343
    @kadarat8343 17 дней назад

    ah ive missed these!

  • @giraffedragon6110
    @giraffedragon6110 24 дня назад

    Uh oh… uhhhh, not it on telling the alien roommate about how we treat crabs.

  • @Whitewing89
    @Whitewing89 24 дня назад +8

    Hot take: orks are green humans.

    • @legendonfire4020
      @legendonfire4020 24 дня назад

      grey actually. green would indicate a sickly status

    • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
      @jokerofspades-xt3bs 24 дня назад +1

      @@legendonfire4020 green would indicate that they are goblins

    • @legendonfire4020
      @legendonfire4020 24 дня назад

      @@jokerofspades-xt3bs only if small. also don't forget that there are blue goblins too

    • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
      @jokerofspades-xt3bs 24 дня назад

      @@legendonfire4020 oh yeah i forgot about the blue goblins. now i'm wondering where kobolds would fall in this color mess.

    • @legendonfire4020
      @legendonfire4020 24 дня назад

      @@jokerofspades-xt3bs usually red. at least the ones in my area are red

  • @lemonp3r50n7
    @lemonp3r50n7 24 дня назад

    It does feel very good

  • @_redniel_
    @_redniel_ 5 дней назад

    0:17 lemon