Humans And Their Space Orc Ways
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Imagine how aliens would react to Earth С from Homestuck?
With humans, Trolls, carapacians, and consorts.
"your learning"
If I’m not supposed to use cotton swabs to clean my ears, then why are the cotton swabs ear canal-shaped? Answer me that, gods
They aren’t. They are stick shaped. Ear canal is twisty
gods: Y'know a lot of stuff isn't supposed to go up your butt as well, but look what you humans keep shoving up there!
The two more effective ways to get rid of earwax are: any essential oil, although clove oil works the best because it's both anti-septic and a mild local anaesthetic or one of those ear scoops with a barrier around the side to stop you going to far in.
The latter is self explanatory, for the former however, you pipette a couple of millilitres into your ear, and lie down on your side for an hour or two, make sure you have either kitchen paper or cotton wool next to you. After one or two hours, put the cotton wool or kitchen paper over your ear, sit up, and tip your head to the side. The oil should run out of your ear, and, because earwax is fat soluble, the ear wax should flow out with it.
I shoved a god up my butt and i ended getting GAINS
@@luzcro7345 aubergine fits so well tho
A: HUMAN WHY IS YOUR PLUSH TOY IN THE MICROWAVE
H: mmmm, warm plushie
A: but won’t that make the plushie like radioactive or something?
i actually microwaved my plushie btw :3
No Dr Kel!!!!
Don't put argemia in the microwave!!
Ideally use plushies filled with grain or some types of seeds like millet. They get very comfy and warm.
@@feuerling A: HUMAN, WHY DOES YOUR PLUSH TOY FEEL DIFFERENT FROM IT'S BRETHREN?
H:put it in the microwave.
Ben 10. His last name is Tennyson, he starts out with 10 aliens from a space watch he found whem he was 10 years old.
And his rival turned friend is Kevin E Levin who is a year older than him and thus was 11 when they met
@@brony4869And has his own power to steal Ben's so it's his plus Ben's ten.
@@brony4869 "I've got all ten of your powers, plus my own. I'm Keven Eleven!!"
The whole reason behind the 10 random aliens was that it was a security feature by Azmuth to ensure that Max (Ben's Grandpa & the intended recipient) would be the only one capable of using it. The two had not communicated for many years and thus why Ben (and in some alternate timelines, his cousin Gwen) were able to bond with the Omnitrix. Said security feature stayed in place until just over six years later, when Ben proved himself worthy in Azmuth's eyes of wielding the true Omnitrix (All the version before the one at the end of Ultimate Alien were working prototypes).
We can joke all we want, but there are many popular japanese shows that are just as pungent with their naming system.
“90% beard and 10% panty shots!” 😂 It’s funny because it’s true.
Senshi is the absolute best.
"That is not how to hold a spoon!"
-a terribly remembered Senshi quote.
Senshi is waifu
also in the anime they added more panty shots.😊
Dungeon meshi is amazing
Senshi is the best
A: Human please stop your scaring me
H: I'm sorry but it must be done *Peel's off sunburned skin"
A: I know for a fact your species aren't reptilian which makes this all the more haunting. I repeat HUMAN! Stop!
H: I AM THE ORANGE!
Mmm orange.
Mmm skin.
The only good thing about sunburns
"I damaged my skin by staying in the presence of the fusion reactor we call the sun for too long. This is the only joy I have after the week-long pain. I must peel the dead skin in the largest piece possible. Scrubbing is for scrubs. I'm going for a world record!"
@@StapleCactus "HUMAN PLEASE, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS, WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU ON OUR SHIP!"
A: human. What the fuck did you do.
H: huh?
A: THE FUCK. DID. YOU. DO.
H: *sobbing* I dont know what you're talkin about man*
A: *points to 50 dead plants* this.
H: I-I got them to feel less linely but i got lazy man. Don't hurt me.
Please dont curse! It's bad for you! God bless you, I hope you have a great day❤❤
A: human what is a “tank?”
H: like the thing you store liquids in?
A: no like that mechanical thing with tracks
H: oh yeah, tanks are war vehicles that are….
One rant later…
H: …and thats why i like them so much!
A: …
No wonder we labeled this species as dangerous.
I prefer Napoleonic muzzleloading cannons and good ol' cavalry charges to be honest. Less OP and more exciting, just watch Sharpe and Waterloo 1970(especially this one, it's accuracy is nearly astounding! And the red army were the background extras!) to understand.
And yes I am open to prove you wrong if it needs to come to it.
If you're up to have a lighthearted and non-serious argument ofcourse, won't start a fight where a fight's not wanted.
Me: Eh its more the fact that have a history of KILLING each other a lot
But we also think that we should have the right to defend ourselves
A: so, 90 percent of the planet is designed to kill their species, and it just doesn't take?
B: yup. Confuses us the same way.
A: cheers.
😮 Blien!!???
A: Human Friend Ted, I am confused about how you "Americans" choose your leaders.
H: I'm assuming that it isn't just the fact we vote for our leaders?
A: Right. Rather, it's the prerequisites: All you need is to be a certain age and a citizen and you can run?
H: Well, there's a few other things, but those are the big ones.
A: So, there's no other major qualifications, like time spent in the military, prior experience as a civil servant, achievements of merit, demonstrations of strong moral character and competence, etc.?
H: Nope, although those can help you get elected. The procedures were set a couple of centuries ago by guys who assumed we'd choose competent people and didn't make it a prerequisite. Elections are just popularity contests where competence is coincidental. Most people aren't exactly happy about it it, given the kind of people getting put into office these days in both parties.
A: Then why not change it so that more competent people can get in?
H: Can you think of a way to convince a group of people with wealth and power to pass legislation that will explicitly cause them to lose their positions of wealth and power? A method that doesn't involve violence or the complete collapse of the government?
A: ...
H: ...
A: ...I am starting to understand why so many humans are eager to leave this planet.
The US is just one country out of hundreds. I am quite comfortable on my civilised space on the planet, thank you.
@@toolatetothestory Funny how you didn't mention where that space is.
@@FirstLast-cg2nk If we do, they attempt to bring freedom to us.
@@toolatetothestory Name me one country on this God forsaken hunk of rock where old and rich people aren't the ruling elite. Go on I'll wait.
Me after watching CGP Grey rant about elections:
Similar to the jalapeños thing, coffee is kinda just bug poison and humans like it so much there are multiple restaurants dedicated to serving it
Also Menthol, Mint was a predator deterrent as well
Tabbaco too.
Now that we point it out... a LOT of things on Earth evolved to be as UNPLEASANT to be consumed as possible, and we came along, really just like "This some real gourmet s***".
Humans are weird
@@daviddragonheart6798 makes you wonder if the people who don't like these things are actually the normal ones
We just love consuming literal poison
Okay the crab one is funny because it would also imply that the crabs messed with the fossil records and made humans belive in Carcinisation which is freaken hilarious to me
Or they’re failed attempts at converting other species into crabs
@@normalhuman9878 ooh fun
pm i know this is long but id love to see it in a video
a: human, what is "autism"?
h: ooh, thats a cool topic! you see, autism's history is shaky, but most historians attribute its discovery to the 19 *words fade into background noise as alien realizes they are unable to escape the 'tism™️'s monologue*
h: and whats interesting this that we havent even agreed on what autism really is! most agree that autism is a spectrum instead of one single condition, but others-
a: wait wait wait, you dont even know what this "autism" is?
h: yeah! theres a lot of disorders and conditions on the spectrum. there's asperger's, *words start to fade into background noise again*
a: *interrupting again* how are you able to "retain" all of this "information"?
h: thats another thing! some of us autistic people are really smart! we sometimes call the fascinations into these incredibly specific topics "hyperfixations" or "special interests," and they can cover a lot of things! some people know a lot about trains, others love learning about mathematics, some prefer astrophysics and space, and others are fond of computers!
a: i have... so many questions..
h: What are they?
a: You just said *all of that*, and somehow still know more?
h: Yeah!
a: ... do you have a """"hyperfixation""""?
h: absolutely! i find space an incredible thing, there's so much crazy stuff out there and god knows what else! black holes, neutron stars, strange matter, and countless planets! our sun is a spark compared to UY Scuti, jupiter and saturn dont even have a solid surface, venus's atmosphere traps enough heat to melt lead, and on one planet we found, it rains molten glass *sideways* at *thousands of miles per hour*!
a: ... your species has no chance of making it past the moon at its current state but you somehow can see black holes, know how fast glass rains on a planet light years away, and can figured out that planets hundreds of millions of miles away cannot be landed on?
h: yep!
a: ... how...?
h: *starts talking about the history of astrophysics and space*
a: oh no...
I am the human in this situation
Wait until the alien learns about HOAs
Oh, _hell,_ no...
They may blow up the planet to prevent that idea from metastasizing
A what?
Stealing this, thank you
Home Owners Association, they put rules on a town to make it look """pretty""" becuase they own the homes@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
“Human I need to go to the medical bay. I made the mistake of trying the pepper x.” -nerva probably
Wait for the corporate crossover, Dr Pepper X
That's completely unrealistic. Given how hot peppers are, there is NO WAY that that alien would be able to speak.
Considering the fact that ghost chilies are naturally grown and peppers like the Carolina Reaper and Pepper X are man-made, I can't help but think who in the hell took a bite of a ghost chili and thought, "not hot enough"?
@@adamschank7703 a massive Masochist?
A: human! What is this thing you're cooking?
H: a taco
A: this is flat bread folded in half and stuffed with meat, lettuce, and cheese
H: by that logic, burritos are the same but rolled instead of folded
A: ... *nom* well it's good so I guess I no longer care
I am convinced Earth is the planet aliens know full well about but refuse to visit. As that one post said, "aliens lock their doors when they drive by us."
Alien discovers video games
A: (picks up game case) ... human, what is... this?
H: huh? oh that, that's a video game!
A: "Video... game...?"
H: Yeah, imagine a movie, but interactive!
A: Okay... you have me interested....
A: What are video games about?
H: Oh, it varies depending on the game, let me see (Looks at game case)...
H: OH! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE! It is rather short though... only about 12 hours instead of the standard 40+
A: 4... 40+ HOURS?!?! A-AND YOU HUMANS WATCH THROUGH IT ALL?!?!
H: *Play through it, and often times, no, most end up dropping it at somepoint before completion because they're far too long... and grindy...
A: THEN WHY MAKE THEM SO LONG?!?!
H: Industry standard
A: ... Of course, well then... why is this game your favourite when its so... "short"...
H: Because it has passion put into it! with a great story that wraps everything up nicely!
A: Oh interesting, does the company behind it have any upcoming video games?
H: Nope... it got shut down
A: what? WHY? was it unsuccessful?
H: Oh no, it was very successful, its just the big company that owns the small company shut it down
A: WHY?!
H: Money
A: ... (DEEP Breathe)
A: WHY IS IT ALWAYS MONEY WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
let me guess, Hi-Fi Rush? (man i love that game)
@@theblackhunter5114 yeah.... :(
A: Human, what is this?
*Holds several games that depict aliens as the bad guys, like EDF, and, uh, I'm too uncultured to know any others*
H: I already told you what video games are.
A: No, why are these ones dedicated to indiscriminately massacring extraterrestrials?
H: Well, in fairness, they attacked us first.
A: Why are the the villains so many times?
H: Well the world governments kind of figured a species that could contact us would be far beyond us and figured that they'd see us as an easy target and start walking all over our planet because they could.
A: Let me guess, is that because -
H: Because we humans are like that, probably yes.
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 In the words of Doctor (Capaldi):There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.
@@theblackhunter5114 It is and has been my goal to 100% the backboard as a love letter to that game.
Fun Fact: The leading theory on why peppers are spicy is because of the humidity in their native environment. The peppers developed the chemical as an anti-fungal weapon, and the way it tastes to a human is pure coincidence
Actually as far as we can tell the human body recognizes that it’s a great source of calcium and so it re-wired itself (we are the only species that does this to my knowledge)
Edit: said our instead of my
Same reason why humans make more spicy food in tropical climates(on average). Without fridges it's the easiest way to conserve stuff
It's likely that it originally evolved as an anti fungal, but the spiciness is the main reason capsicums make so much of it.
Birds don't have the receptor that capsaicinoids bind to. Birds also travel much further distances after eating, and don't have grinding teeth like molars that destroy seeds. So a fruit that is eaten by birds but ignored by mammals is a big advantage.
Thats why so many important cultural dishes in places that hot peppers and chilis grow have them! Peppers and salt have, for thousands of years, been used as natural ways to preserve and make food safer!
A: Human what is a search history?
H: Why are you asking....?
A: Well I found it on your computer and I was simply wondering-
H: DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!!
H: *Coughs*
A: "Human, what are you doing?"
H: "I have a cold."
A: "Isn't that what you call lower temperatures?"
H: "Well there's that, then there's the virus or disease."
A: "What?"
H: "Its when there's I guess.. bad bacteria inside of you."
A: "You humans still haven't cured disease?"
A: "Also, you have bacteria living inside of you?"
H: "Yes to both, the bacteria helps with digestion."
A: "Ew, you humans continue to confuse and frighten me.."
Wait until he learns that it is nigh impossible to "cure disease".
Especially when some are literally just your own cells rebelling and killing you (and by extension them) in the process.
We use q-tips because it's either that or the sensation of water in my ear that makes me feel like I'm drowning and I will smack a fool.
Blasting warm water in your ear is a lot better than having to schedule an ear cleaning appointment to get a handle on it. And if you're not careful with your ears, you can end up dislocating one of the few vital things in it and give yourself vertigo, which is not fun.
tl;dr man up and wash your ears properly or end up with vertigo which sucks.
1:58 i had almost this exact conversation with the farm boys in my ag class. Instead of trying to explain fan service, i shouldve just said Money.
I imagine the alien as a giant bioluminescent scorpion and you can’t convince me otherwise
I feel bad for Vaporeon. A genuinely nice fish cat that has been tainted against its will by the internet
...Eevee is a FOX.
@@Ryvaken Good for it. I wasn't talking about Eevee though
@@Ryvaken well...
@@Ryvakensays who? It looks like a fox, dog, cat, and to some people a rabbit. Eevee is an eevee, not a real life animal, btw.
1:19 I'm not surprised in the slightest. It's the ocean half of the species down there look like aliens.
Technically we're the aliens 😛 Life started in the ocean. They were here first.
@@trishapellis Technically, the stuff that lived in the oceans when terrestrial animals appeared looked nothing like the stuff that lives there now
I think that the point was that crabs are so efective that they evolved independently multiple times.
A: (Finds a "you are now aware of your nose" meme "Human, I was not aware that your kind was capable of implanting psychic commands into your electronic communication devices. How long have you possessed such technology?"
H: "I mean... it's highly unethical but some secret services across the planet do use them for interrogation and such, not exactly PROUD of it but- wait what are you looking at?"
A: (shows meme)
H: "OH! First of all, *goddamnit* , second of all, nah that's fine, wanna know something worse?"
A: "What?"
H: " *You are now manually breathing* "
A: "no I am- WAIT WHAT SORCERY IS THIS HUMAN"
H: :)
1:48 THEY ARE BECOMING ONE ENTITY
I kind of think that the dangers of q-tips are overstated. Maybe if you have lots of wax build up idk.
Most actual ear cleaning devices are at least scoop or loop-shaped. Q-tips, generally, just push earwax around instead of scooping it out. Q-tips are even stated to only be for cleaning the outside of the ear, not the inside.
@@redacted2814If bad, then why feel good?
I feel like the doc will give this advice if you already got there with a build up. Or when you push it in far.
I wear in ears a lot and that usually sends an army of angry earwax warriors who think my headphones are a foreign object and are not open to discuss how it's keeping me entertained and blocks the noise from outside that would drive me crazy otherwise.
@@ann18o96ears are SUPER rude roommates
Honestly, it depends on the type of earwax you have.
European/African earwax ends to be thick, wet, goopy, yellow and doesn't play well with Q-tips
East Asian/Native American earwax tends to be dry, flaky, thin and breaks apart when touched. This type of earwax is pretty much fine to use with q-tips
Crab people... crab people... crab people...
🦀
Crustacean Domination!!!
Combat being a sport would be so easily explained with other extreme sports like logging. We make stuff we have done often throughout history into sports for them to be fun and duels have been done often historically.
Wait combat is a sport?
WHERE?
@@sophiachalloner8951 Depending on where you go they call it hockey, rugby, or boxing. The last one is the least violent.
@@RyvakenI don't remember what I was thinking when I commented this... But I don't think that answered my question.
the couch one sent me XD the alien is learning human behavior well
I like to imagine these are all entirely different aliens - perhaps different species - with entirely different humans, all repeatedly being traumatised.
On the last one, I can only hear a muffled
"You're learning"
While bro's head is still with their face burried on the couch and pointing up, like "yup, that's the spirit, now I'll just go back to it"
That one’s mine, I’m proud of it
2:28
Sort of, the Omnitirix does seem to have a soft limit of 10 aliens per playlist, though more can be added through scanning, or messing with the controls. Presumably it's a safeguard to keep his DNA from getting scrambled like the timeout feature in the original series was.
I once heard from an RN that, yes, the ears are mostly self-cleaning. However, people who wear earplugs or earphones that stick into the canals for many hours at a time do benefit from some additional washing and gentle swabbing.
Where can I find the additional washing and swabbing tools?
@@StoryTeller796 Debrox at your local pharmacy/superstore is pretty solid. Other ear cleaning products are usually kept nearby.
As someone who prefers earbuds over headphones, I am also curious as to where these additional washing and swabbing tools can be found!
@@StoryTeller796 Clean washcloth, soap and water, drape over one finger and squeegee, rinse; swab carefully just inside the canal (the length of swab stick covered in cotton is the guideline I use), allow to dry normally.
There are toolkits and other procedures if you have really bad earwax issues, but I don't know near enough to talk about those.
I've seen an ear cleaning tool that looks like a drill made from silicone, but I don't know if it actually works or not.
03:55
Flareon is my favorite Eeveelution. I have one as my buddy Pokémon in _Pokémon Go!_
Flareon is the fluffy friend we all need
Not my favorite, but I can respect its capabilities as a warm cuddle buddy. Glaceon works for summers if you wanna avoid being called things. My fave eeveelution is Umbreon, but the best one for hugs overall would likely be Sylveon, because that one can hug you in return.
We share like 90% of our DNA with bananas or some shit so that doesn't mean anything alien guy
Crabs just evolve a lot
I use q-tips only when there is a big amount of earwax in my ears, like when a big chunk gets stuck on your finger when you itch your ear. But i dont shove it into my ear, i try not to push earwax into my ear bc i know q-tips can damage your ears.
There is a channel called NetNarrator that has long form stories about humans being space orcs.
Actually, there's a lot but that one is one of the best.
Yeah they're awesome also have you heard of agrosquirrel they're really good too
@@becrazyyoullloveit9223 I can't watch him ever since he started putting his face in the videos.
@@Mark73 I'm sorry I genuinely didn't think of that being a problem for some people
Agrosquirrel is easily one of the best. Netnarrator is almost passable but when he does a series he puts half of it behind a paywall, so he's earned a boycott.
@@Ryvaken He uploads huge chunks at a time and subscribers get them all right away, but he lets them out of the paywall on a regular basis. I don't think that's unfair for the work he does.
DUNGEON MESHI MENTIONED!
Hope the lemorb gets funded!
I read that first D as a K, and was VERY concerned.
@@giaxo1739 funked
I bought an ear cleaning kit off of Amazon and spent like 40 minutes taking gross crap out of my ear after I had an ear infection. One of the best purchases I’ve ever made 😊
The only other viable ways I know of to effectively remove earwax are:
> hydrogen peroxide (H2O2; dissolves the wax, kills germs, evaporates quickly) which can be applied either by pouring directly into the e ear canal or by dipping a Q-tip in it and applying that way, or
> a thin metal rod with an even thinner circular loop of metal at the end (sometimes they make disposable ones out of plastic), which should really only be used by a second party, preferably a professional physician.
3:44 fun fact! did you know that the flareon copypasta refered to in this segment was initially created in response to the... _not-so-friendly_ copypasta of flareon
Not to mention "The Umbreon Response" Copypasta.
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 umbreon response? you mean the umbreon version of the copypasta? or that there's a safe and friendly version of that one too?
@@legendonfire4020 the Umbreon Copypasta that is a direct response to vaporeon one, and refutes every point.
Yippe more space orcs
[Playing a video game]
A: Human, what are you playing this time?
H: Ah, its a video game series called Fallout
A: I see, what is is about?
H: A post apocalyptic world. Basically humanity destroyed itself using nuclear weapons and now your living through the consequences of those actions.
A: And this is entertaining?
H: Yes, each game within the series has its own storyline. For example there's one game where your a son trying to find your dad, and in another your a dad trying to find his missing son.
A: Ah I see, and this type of "Fallout" your playing has one of those two storylines in it?
H: Oh no, this one story is different
A: How so?
H: Your a mailman that got shot in the head, somehow survived, and now you make it everyone's problem.
*Alien flabbergasted noises*
YES HE FINALLY GETS IT!!!!
HE FINALLY GETS IT!!!! 4:06
"You're Learning" XDDD
0:45 I actually have an answer for this. We (or at least *I*) do it because even though there’s proof of it causing damage, it still feels like it helps. (Again, at least that’s how it feels for me) Anyways Nerva, you better stop being disappointed cause there’s a Lot of weird and messed up things humans do, no matter how minimal they are lol.
the bird shaped like a ball is indeed cute and funny
2:34 For whatever reason this just made me think of that one episode where they find out Ben's tiger fursona has been committing public indecency because his species is _supposed_ to wear clothes. I don't think he ever started wearing clothes, though.
Ok so in the vaporeon copypasta is cursed, and the flatten copypasta is blessed, would the jolteon copypasta be… cringe? (I already know a theoretical sylveon copypasta would be in uwu voice but the og 3 must be completed)
Mayhaps consider, blursed?
I honestly don't even know how you would make a Jolteon copypasta
1:34 *CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! TASTE LIKE CRAB! TALK LIKE POPLE!*
(Alien learns about the Cold War)
A: human can you explain to me why this war is so cold?
H: oh, the Cold War, well it wasn't really a war, but a period of time when there were high tensions between the USA and USSR and they tried to out do eachother in space travel, military technology, and economic prosperity as they didn't like the other's economic system
A: why do you call it a war then? If no shot were fired
H: well there were multiple civil wars between people who wanted their country to be communist and people who wanted their country to be capitalist and the US and Soviet Union would fund the sides they agreed with
A: if they hated eachother, why didn't they go to war
H: nukes and mutually assured destruction
A: so why were they hating eachother
H: because they were petty
It looks like seymour has been going down the space orc hole.
2:01 showing this part to my sister
That last one speaks so loudly and yet the government is so deaf to it
I still want a slime birb. Someone with more talent than me, please?
Says more about what manga that human was reading. Manga is indeed like comics. You have some that are extremely explicit, and others that have little to no fanservice. You have some with more blood coming from a papercut than should be present in an entire extended family, and others where no injuries ever occur. I mean sure, I read a lot of manga with heavy fanservice too, but I also read plenty with little to none.
One thing I don't get is where did he screw up there? I didn't hear any mistakes.
I accidentally applied the alien effect on the human
And you’re absolutely right with Manga
I literally just started watching the space orc stuff and now this drops?
I love the mention of the wholesome flareon copypasta, I love that one. Flareon is legit perfect for an emotional support animal.
The alien's favorite Eeveelution is Flareon. Absolutely based.
Yk what also feels good? Warm water in ear canals. So soothing
Thank you for the video.
3:51 I support it.
3:32 oh that made me CACKLE
New PMSeymour video!!!
BUY THE LEMORB BIRBO!
Gods, the knowledge of Nerva's race potentially being in the Omnitrix is terrifying when you realize that if he DID get a transformation of such, he transforms into the prime example of the species.
A: Human, why does so much of your media contain warfare of some sort? Is your entire species so violent?
H: It turns out when you take away the real world consequences of death, injury, and devastation, war just becomes another sport. Two or more opposing forces vying to achieve their goals. In fact it's the concept of a sport taken to an extreme, where the goal isn't just to do better than your opponent, but to destroy them as well.
A: So you simulate war for sport, and not just to train your military personnel.
H: Yep.
A: And this usually avoids the mental consequences of real world war by avoiding the atrocities caused by them?
H: Most of the time
A: What do you mean "most of the time"
H: *glances at Spec Ops: The Line*
I have now bought the birb, i shall hold him till the end of time
H: UUUUUGH I HATE WRITING!
A: I thought writing was one of your favorite activities? Has something changed?
H: No, I still love it.
A: Oh. So you were just joking?
H: uhm… partially.
A: What?
H: Look I have very complicated feelings about this.
Human 1 : We'll be fine.
Human 2: Dude I stg if I die I will haunt you forever.
Alien: Apologies for eavesdropping but how can you threaten to do something after you are dead?
Human 1: Oh, Mark believes in ghosts.
Alien: What is a ghost? Is it another earth creature?
Human 2: Not exactly
Alien : Then what?
Human 1: Well ....
Human 2: (procedes to explain in detail)
Alien:.... remind me to never piss you off. I Do not wish to be " haunted ".
Human 1: Oh, I might just do it to mess with you when i'm dead.
Alien: (dreading future)
If your an alien get ready for ben to make whole new slur for your people on the spot
I feel like the alien should had been explained that to counter blurry eyes, you use blurry glasses.
Kind of a "Two negatives make a positive" kind of thing.
Finally some love for the emotional support animal of the Pokemon world! 😭
Man. I’ve got to stop spending my money. But the plush looks so cute. And it’s so close to being fully funded
crabs being aliens? wait, there are other species who evolved into crabs.... humans haven't. does this mean we know which ones are aliens and which one aren't by watching their evolution status?
it's like pokémon but a different monster franchise!
Fun fact: capsaicin (the spicy bit) only reacts to the temperature receptors in the mouth that makes you think it's hot. It does nothing to the gut. If it does, you're broken. Some people also have those receptors at the other end, which I find strange, but I don't so I don't have the "burning from both ends" issue people seem to have.
i do enjoy the extra comments and bits you do for the posts
just wanna say that
gud job
I feel like a lot of therapy boils down to 'figure out why the feelings' which a lot of introspection can help with. I should probably still go to therapy tho.
I am glad the alien didn’t immediately annihilate us upon knowing the Vaporeon copypasta
Damn, aliens taste great when cooked alive.
2:33 wait until he see Kevin Levin
Love it! I NEED MOAR!!!
This was the only reason why I watched Pm Seymour was to listen to these funny dialogues about an alien living with a human
Flareon, cute huggable fluff. I wish they were real
Gonna clean my ears to this
Seymours back!
Back again!
Yeah hes back!
Call a friend!!
3:16 Yeah alien, I have wondered this too
I hope you’re doing better
You know what? Now I'm gonna q-tip my ears even harder
A: human? why are you shaking
H: honestly, i dont know
A: do you need medical attention, or perhaps to be warmed?
H: no, im a tad bit hot and my vitals are where they are supposed to be
A: then... why are you shaking?
H: nobody knows, not even me
based on a true story
(parkinsons without the death part)
Now I want the alien to meet someone with a chronic pain disorder and be horrified.
honestly people keep assuming aliens are a lot less horny then us but frankly with all the probings there is a chance our species may be considered prudes by comparison. even with the entire anime/manga fan community used as the representative!
ah ive missed these!
Uh oh… uhhhh, not it on telling the alien roommate about how we treat crabs.
Hot take: orks are green humans.
grey actually. green would indicate a sickly status
@@legendonfire4020 green would indicate that they are goblins
@@jokerofspades-xt3bs only if small. also don't forget that there are blue goblins too
@@legendonfire4020 oh yeah i forgot about the blue goblins. now i'm wondering where kobolds would fall in this color mess.
@@jokerofspades-xt3bs usually red. at least the ones in my area are red
It does feel very good
0:17 lemon