Melissa Lozada-Oliva - "How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse As An 82 year old Guatemalan Grandma"

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 53

  • @salemclark9548
    @salemclark9548 9 лет назад +366

    I low key want a movie about this

    • @agustinamagpie
      @agustinamagpie 8 лет назад +40

      I high key want it

    • @ILoveFlowers45
      @ILoveFlowers45 8 лет назад +35

      "Abuelita: Warrior, Zombie-Destroying"

    • @DAlvinullith
      @DAlvinullith 5 лет назад +1

      was thinking the exact same thing

    • @lexiearnold529
      @lexiearnold529 5 лет назад +2

      And she’s gotta have a powerful sounding name too! Like an Arc Angel, or named after a saint or something! There’s actually a saint that went “John Wick” on her husband’s murderers! She could be named after her

  • @alarcon99
    @alarcon99 9 лет назад +151

    THIS QUEEN NEEDS TO BE IN SNL

    • @christinestarr2638
      @christinestarr2638 7 лет назад +6

      Please keep her pure; don't ruin her with that show.

  • @chappy4foxy
    @chappy4foxy 7 лет назад +95

    This was so funny but also so touching. That last line made me want to cry.

  • @ZombiegirlPlayz
    @ZombiegirlPlayz 6 лет назад +22

    This is the best thing i have ever heard. I found her because of "bitches" that's been all over my latino community pages. Seriously this woman is my spirit sister!!

  • @paolarivera3925
    @paolarivera3925 6 лет назад +40

    When I saw the title I thought “This is gonna be hilarious!”
    ...
    I had tears in my eyes by the end of the video from thinking of my grandma. Está genial!

  • @delmicortave2663
    @delmicortave2663 9 лет назад +43

    amazing beutiful and funny poem I am from guatemala too love the way the grandma is a strong women who migrantes for her family

  • @Moonstreamfeline
    @Moonstreamfeline 9 лет назад +29

    how does this not have lots and lot of comments about how amazing it is?

  • @ilovedogsilovethem
    @ilovedogsilovethem 7 лет назад +15

    Every Melissa Lozada-Oliva poem I hear has me speechless

  • @Tham_lc
    @Tham_lc 9 лет назад +12

    I love it. I love her. Descansa en paz Abuelita Anita

  • @moushmakosa9111
    @moushmakosa9111 9 лет назад +16

    this is perfection

  • @christinestarr2638
    @christinestarr2638 7 лет назад +11

    You speak in a way that makes everyone pay freaking attention (even if I didn't understand admittedly everything you meant but your passion told me you did which is what matters most

  • @elizag100
    @elizag100 9 лет назад +25

    So original

  • @slapfan1
    @slapfan1 7 лет назад +3

    You described my mother, made me cry 😢

  • @RockyJSquirrel06
    @RockyJSquirrel06 4 года назад +1

    I don't know how, but this was even better than I had imagined it might be.

  • @belud862
    @belud862 3 года назад

    This is just love, My students love this 💖

  • @karupe9982
    @karupe9982 3 года назад

    Abuelas are a blessing, bro. Genial este poema

  • @MrGambit106
    @MrGambit106 4 года назад

    That was so beautiful just what I need to hear right now

  • @ashamarion1579
    @ashamarion1579 5 лет назад

    I love this

  • @jacktherripper
    @jacktherripper 7 лет назад

    She is so amazing!

  • @Jce1yn
    @Jce1yn 5 лет назад

    Love this

  • @luckydonis7413
    @luckydonis7413 7 лет назад

    saludos desde Guatemala.

  • @BuketSilaTuncer
    @BuketSilaTuncer 7 лет назад +1

    This was excellent

  • @lorenzoabrick5188
    @lorenzoabrick5188 6 лет назад +2

    Hell yeah, go grandma!

  • @27ells
    @27ells 9 лет назад

    Amazing!

  • @dayokareem9751
    @dayokareem9751 5 лет назад

    Shes so beautiful. ❤

  • @merlejun7409
    @merlejun7409 5 лет назад

    This always make me laugh! Thank you, so splendid!

  • @jasworldj8676
    @jasworldj8676 7 лет назад

    I'm lovin it

  • @ashisreallytired9006
    @ashisreallytired9006 6 лет назад

    I love this. It's so goddamn entertaining.

  • @astridbaltimore5522
    @astridbaltimore5522 6 лет назад

    i love her!!!@

  • @willchoun5842
    @willchoun5842 3 года назад +1

    She’s have good resemblance of AOC dead on and pretty, really really good at acting her poetry.. I would love to see the documentary, if any director takes it on

  • @midoa2
    @midoa2 4 года назад +1

    I'd read/watch a full length story abt this

  • @kimberlysimms9050
    @kimberlysimms9050 7 лет назад +1

    wow

  • @kindrequick8570
    @kindrequick8570 7 лет назад +1

    How is this posted in 2015, have 51k views and only have 28 comments?

  • @christinestarr2638
    @christinestarr2638 7 лет назад

    You have the passion of Lydia Lunch in a next generation!

  • @lexiearnold529
    @lexiearnold529 5 лет назад

    I hope to be that kind of badass when I’m 82

  • @shamanin-training8039
    @shamanin-training8039 9 лет назад +5

    Wish my granma was so badass. :(

  • @trilobite-knight7746
    @trilobite-knight7746 7 лет назад

    I cried jfc

  • @marspooky
    @marspooky 7 лет назад

    this was so fucking powerful

  • @MrGambit106
    @MrGambit106 4 года назад

    ✊✊✊👁🕊🕊🕊

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 7 лет назад

    THE THUMBNAIL

  • @lillymirembe4474
    @lillymirembe4474 3 года назад +1

    Too many emotional shifts...I feel like she gets the reaction she wants every time😪

    • @claudeyaz
      @claudeyaz 2 года назад +1

      Yeh her wording is excellent. And very relatable. But she needs to take a music class. Learn some new cadences, and rhythms..and some work on the volume. Instead of the emotional shifts seeming random...slowly build up to an emotion couples steps up...step back..steps up. Etc.. till it hits a sort of climax.
      Yeh these poems are cool but so many of the spoken word poems have the same rhythm and trends..it takes a cool story like this..and makes it sound like every other slam/spoken word poem.

  • @comradegingy6831
    @comradegingy6831 9 лет назад

    Hi

  • @willchoun5842
    @willchoun5842 3 года назад

    AOC movie, documentary… she can do it

  • @ItsJJOLO
    @ItsJJOLO 6 лет назад

    Heh, this is my homework assignment.

  • @FromRebecaWithLove
    @FromRebecaWithLove 7 лет назад

    So funny, so poignant