Dangan Salmon Team : Dating Events - Kokichi Oma (All Options)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2017
  • The following is all the "Date" event for Kokichi Oma (Ouma) (Ultimate Supreme Leader) in Dangan Salmon Team. Gameplay shown is from the Love Across the Universe: Dangan Salmon Team mode of New Danganronpa V3.
    Special Thanks to Nullenergien for the Salmon Team Guide: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
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    The pacing is slightly slower this time around. Not completely sure if it's just right but that is what the pause button is for, right?!
    【 A/V Room 】
    Set 1
    00:24 Watch a documentary on bugs
    00:39 Watch a documentary on criminal organizations
    01:03 Watch a documentary on the police
    Set 2
    01:32 Watch an action movie
    01:50 Watch a comedy movie
    02:18 Watch an anime movie
    Set 3
    02:40 I might fall asleep...
    02:53 Play dominoes with the movie boxes
    03:14 We should focus on reality, not movies
    【 Dining Hall 】
    Set 1
    03:46 Let's cook something
    04:13 Let's go through the trash
    04:39 Let's wash the dishes
    Set 2
    05:05 Let's go in the freezer
    05:23 Let's have some tea
    05:44 Let's try fasting
    Set 3
    05:57 Exercising after a meal
    06:10 Drinking coffee after a meal
    06:41 Getting horny after a meal
    【 Library 】
    Set 1
    07:17 Let's read a dirty book
    07:43 Let's read manga
    08:08 This is boring...
    Set 2
    08:34 Let's study
    08:57 I'm getting sleepy...
    09:16 Sure is dusty in here
    Set 3
    09:30 Let's clean up a little
    09:54 Let's read a book on conspiracy theories
    10:14 Let's make a tower of books
    【 Gym 】
    Set 1
    10:51 Let's get our bodies moving
    11:21 Let's clean up a little
    11:38 I'm tired...
    Set 2
    11:51 Let's play basketball
    12:12 Ah, maybe we should take off our clothes...?
    12:36 Let's do some image training
    Set 3
    12:52 Let's play dodgeball
    13:10 I'll just watch you...
    13:27 Let's burn this place to the ground
    【 Courtyard 】
    Set 1
    14:16 Let's get some fresh air
    14:44 Let's go for a run
    14:59 Let's go back inside
    Set 2
    15:20 Let's relax in the sun
    15:45 Let's dance!
    16:03 What a great view...
    Set 3
    16:29 I've gotten used to being here...
    16:59 I want to get outside as soon as I can...
    17:20 Staying here wouldn't be so bad
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  • @Avadonia
    @Avadonia 6 лет назад +10015

    “Let’s go through the trash”
    “You know me too well Shuichi”

    • @R0RY5U
      @R0RY5U 5 лет назад +802

      "Let's go through the trash"
      To me:
      "Let's go pass the trash (Nagito)"

    • @n6gito823
      @n6gito823 5 лет назад +78

      Lmaooooo

    • @iwannadeletemychannel8363
      @iwannadeletemychannel8363 5 лет назад +303

      Nagito: *holds gun to head*

    • @molly_v3
      @molly_v3 5 лет назад +63

      Rat.

    • @impaled756
      @impaled756 5 лет назад +164

      What if Nagito and Kokichi were related as in cousins or something???

  • @Dynawoom
    @Dynawoom 6 лет назад +9321

    *cries and whines about how he hates coffee*
    *a s k s f o r c o f f e e*

    • @sh16n
      @sh16n 5 лет назад +726

      *I think this conversation went well*

    • @zxbboi_1420
      @zxbboi_1420 5 лет назад +252

      *-He does Lie-*

    • @KrystalKlearrr
      @KrystalKlearrr 5 лет назад +207

      That's Kokichi for ya

    • @abovetheclouds8619
      @abovetheclouds8619 4 года назад +19

      oof

    • @LunarJuno
      @LunarJuno 4 года назад +31

      Dynawoom If I didn’t suspect that lied about hating coffee,I would agree with him :>
      Coffee is too bitter for me.

  • @lillianadkins5378
    @lillianadkins5378 6 лет назад +7814

    Honestly I don't get how the Shuichi we know could say " Let's get horny after a meal". Imagine how shocked most of the characters would be. I bet even Kokichi just took a moment before rolling with it.

    • @nevruhotmailcom
      @nevruhotmailcom 5 лет назад +866

      Lillian Adkins I don’t think Miu would be shocked though.

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch 5 лет назад +937

      @@nevruhotmailcom miu's just like
      lMaO i kNeW

    • @pastelalliums
      @pastelalliums 5 лет назад +472

      Kaito- WHAT THE FRIKITY FUC-

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 года назад +310

      Mui: wait I'm the thot around here-

    • @tinyfacenagito930
      @tinyfacenagito930 4 года назад +137

      @@pastelalliums that message made my coca cola use the eject button it its seat- which was my mouth.

  • @josephfoy9218
    @josephfoy9218 6 лет назад +7388

    "Anime was a mistake. It's nothing but trash"
    - Kokichi Ouma

    • @monochromiya413
      @monochromiya413 6 лет назад +48

      Joseph Foy 😂

    • @sonya6677
      @sonya6677 6 лет назад +972

      Joseph Foy And that awkward moment when he will realize that he is an anime character........

    • @elizabethcontreras5241
      @elizabethcontreras5241 6 лет назад +114

      *SO IS APHMAU*

    • @kinseylise8595
      @kinseylise8595 6 лет назад +384

      So that's the reason he enjoys digging through trash, he's looking for anime

    • @narararamammily5386
      @narararamammily5386 6 лет назад +105

      Joseph Foy Tsumugi gonna pop out and smash his head with a hammer XD

  • @marino6070
    @marino6070 6 лет назад +9620

    It's funny that most of shuichi reactions to what Ouma is saying is "..."

  • @dragnixstar
    @dragnixstar 6 лет назад +7213

    The game wants us to ship everyone and anyone

    • @stupidbluegoblin77
      @stupidbluegoblin77 5 лет назад +622

      You say it like it's a bad thing.

    • @agafa-ne-loh
      @agafa-ne-loh 4 года назад +149

      Shippers: DID SOMEBODY CALLED US?

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 года назад +73

      @Caustic SYX THAT'S ROBOPHOBIC

    • @isaacchavez9239
      @isaacchavez9239 4 года назад +49

      *MY BELOVED SISTER*

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 года назад +105

      I ship the school’s grass with the desk
      Odd couple but kinda cute

  • @pokemonique92
    @pokemonique92 6 лет назад +4575

    Just a reminder to everyone, Kokichi is the only one other than Miu (the obvious perv) who's best option for the "what should we do" in the gym event is to get naked. Make of that what you will.

    • @tohruadachisnosehairs
      @tohruadachisnosehairs 6 лет назад +149

      What about Angie?

    • @makotoiruma8771
      @makotoiruma8771 5 лет назад +556

      In Angie's case, it's a Good Option (+0.5 hearts) unlike Kokichi and Miu, who treat it as a Best Option (+1 heart)

    • @miacita2412
      @miacita2412 5 лет назад +296

      Pokemonique *OUMASAI INTENSIFIES*

    • @beloved1840
      @beloved1840 5 лет назад +272

      im just gonna think of him as the nagito in this game

    • @coryparrish525
      @coryparrish525 4 года назад +35

      @@tohruadachisnosehairs because angie is best for EVERYTHING.

  • @Apanovi
    @Apanovi 6 лет назад +7455

    Kokichi in the AV Room: Anime is childish and it‘s plots are way too unbelievable to be any good
    Kokichi in the library: Anime is great and it’s fantasic plots are a great source material!
    Truly a living lie

    • @AFadedThought
      @AFadedThought 6 лет назад +321

      Apanovi Anime was a -mistake- lie.

    • @monochromiya413
      @monochromiya413 6 лет назад +183

      Apanovi I sense Irony and contradiction in these lines...😏

    • @MyMinamiVids
      @MyMinamiVids 6 лет назад +255

      well you know what they say, the Manga is better then the anime!

    • @MultiMaya2002
      @MultiMaya2002 6 лет назад +214

      Well eh also says "Time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" In a free time event, and "Gotta catch em' all!" Right before the Insect Meet and Greet so yeah.

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 6 лет назад +6

      Apanovi ikr

  • @kristinad4810
    @kristinad4810 6 лет назад +3192

    Look at my gay grape boy

  • @pipolita89
    @pipolita89 6 лет назад +4697

    It's true!
    ...
    its a lie

  • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
    @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 5 лет назад +5090

    Kokichi: "When I hold a knife, I get super nervous about nicking my own hand"
    Also Kokichi: "OOOOH, I HAVE ALL MY FINGERS-"

    • @smileyface8395
      @smileyface8395 4 года назад +456

      IF YOU MISS THE SPACES IN BETWEEN, YOUR FINGERS WILL COME OFF

    • @noobythings
      @noobythings 4 года назад +314

      @@smileyface8395 *shuichi desperately stares at him*

    • @fledermaus8694
      @fledermaus8694 4 года назад +178

      I bet he loves the knife game song and the family friendly noose song from rustycage.

    • @beepk_
      @beepk_ 3 года назад +163

      @hi how are you AND IF I HIT MY FINGERS, BLOOD WILL SOON COME OUT...BUT ALL THE SAME WE PLAY THIS GAME ‘CAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT

    • @monavity
      @monavity 3 года назад +122

      @@beepk_ OH, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP, IM PICKING UP THE SPEED! AND IF I HIT MY FINGERS THEN MY HAND WILL START TO BLEED!

  • @avengingarcher727
    @avengingarcher727 6 лет назад +3617

    Guess Kokichi really loves Shuichi

  • @anifansama9067
    @anifansama9067 5 лет назад +5237

    Shuichi: let’s go through the trash
    Kokichi: ok!
    *looks through trash*
    Shuichi: what’s with all the bagels
    Kokichi: wait Shuichi! There’s someone berried in the bagels!
    Komeada: Hayyy got a minute to talk about hope?

    • @vibecheck2132
      @vibecheck2132 5 лет назад +162

      Ani Fan Sama pin this please its sO BRAUTIGHUL

    • @wenhawhaw9029
      @wenhawhaw9029 5 лет назад +93

      I spy a picky penguin~

    • @decristal48
      @decristal48 4 года назад +181

      Omg 😂
      Why it sound to me like "got a minute to talk about the biblie?"

    • @snail4229
      @snail4229 4 года назад +26

      HHAHAHAHA YASSS

    • @overheaddevil7294
      @overheaddevil7294 4 года назад +18

      JESUS

  • @glitchee9491
    @glitchee9491 6 лет назад +6616

    2 things about the "Taking off our clothes" dialogue option.
    1- *W H Y I S I T I N E V E R Y G A M E?*
    2- HIS REACTION. Ouma was just like"Okay!" and I nearly fell off my seat like wtf.

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  6 лет назад +1484

      He knows the repressed lewd emotions of a teen aged detective.

    • @KrystalKlearrr
      @KrystalKlearrr 5 лет назад +428

      Me: KOKICHI nO-

    • @molly_v3
      @molly_v3 5 лет назад +697

      Shuichi: let's take off our clothes?...
      Kokichi: *OKAY*

    • @realtheuhh
      @realtheuhh 5 лет назад +75

      L

    • @rachelpatterson1115
      @rachelpatterson1115 5 лет назад +254

      I *DID* FALL OFF MY SEAT IM LIKE WTF WHY YOU SO HYPED

  • @HomeByMidnight
    @HomeByMidnight 6 лет назад +3209

    3:50
    *still proceeds to play the knife game and cuts finger during free time event*

    • @soutrue310
      @soutrue310 4 года назад +167

      Yeah and seeing that as his favorite game means that he probably plays it alot seeing how focused and fast he can do it.
      Not like that.

    • @elliott8778
      @elliott8778 4 года назад +55

      @@soutrue310 not like wh-
      *OH*

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 года назад +16

      Rita Marie *O H*

    • @silly.oc.time.
      @silly.oc.time. 4 года назад +7

      Like what?

    • @lucasalsa
      @lucasalsa 4 года назад +8

      @@soutrue310 wait-
      what do you mean "not like that"--

  • @pogchamp3156
    @pogchamp3156 6 лет назад +6166

    “We’re pretty honest with ourselves.”
    Meanwhile, Kokichi in the killing game~
    “I had to lie to myself!”

  • @mendelevium7408
    @mendelevium7408 6 лет назад +1821

    *doesnt like anime*
    *later proceeds to praise manga and anime*
    *DOESNT*
    *LIKE*
    *ANIME*

    • @isabelvictoria160
      @isabelvictoria160 5 лет назад +71

      Mendelevium He is actually an otaku, I kinda understand lying about that but since he's a liar we'll never know.

    • @Al_Marie
      @Al_Marie 4 года назад +38

      Either he's lying again or he's more of a manga person XD

    • @lowiq8176
      @lowiq8176 4 года назад +12

      ITS A LIE! :D

    • @rain-he6wb
      @rain-he6wb 3 года назад +26

      Kokichi: I make many anime references but I D O N T. L I K E. A N I M E

    • @certified_idiot6983
      @certified_idiot6983 3 года назад +3

      *sips fanta* and that's on being kokichi

  • @maddieangelx9685
    @maddieangelx9685 6 лет назад +5731

    He is so damn cute. And his strange laugh. It's.... just... unbearable for meeeee!
    Also he is a hilarous liar like
    "You know I hate coffee"
    and a few secs later
    "I'll have some coffee"

    • @purinsesu
      @purinsesu 5 лет назад +264

      His Japanese Laugh is great.
      N I S H I S H I

    • @junkoenoshima1022
      @junkoenoshima1022 5 лет назад +17

      Maddie Angelx me tho

    • @zimmaruu6824
      @zimmaruu6824 5 лет назад +141

      GOD I know right?? He’s really cute. I Don’t care if he’s a little psychopath, he’s an adorable one!

    • @shinaniki
      @shinaniki 5 лет назад +36

      “NAHEHE” 💗👄💗

    • @tirone7520
      @tirone7520 5 лет назад +15

      @@zimmaruu6824 is he a psychopath tho?

  • @tamamanitohei9334
    @tamamanitohei9334 6 лет назад +2189

    3:39 “Maybe you and I were lovers in the past!”

    • @stocking7203
      @stocking7203 6 лет назад +513

      *flashbacks to fanfics of pregame ouma and saihara and images of ouma and saihara*
      holy shit dude

    • @clairedimlight5566
      @clairedimlight5566 6 лет назад +485

      *I think this conversation went well*

    • @tohruadachisnosehairs
      @tohruadachisnosehairs 6 лет назад +180

      But you and Shuichi love each other, right Oma?

    • @hotas6642
      @hotas6642 5 лет назад +144

      3:31 actually

    • @moezora
      @moezora 5 лет назад +102

      YO I SAW THAT AS A POST ON INSTAGRAM-
      That dislogue and then the pregame
      And I was like
      *"holy fucking shit"*

  • @emartin29
    @emartin29 4 года назад +1747

    Ouma:''Maybe you and I were lovers in a past life!''.
    Shuichi:''I think this conversation went well."

  • @sayoriakemisalvato6277
    @sayoriakemisalvato6277 6 лет назад +3179

    "...Is he lying about lying?"
    *inception noises*
    EDIT: I got a heart :')

    • @tirone7520
      @tirone7520 5 лет назад +29

      Wait. Editing a hearted comment removes the heart.
      OP hearted your comment again, thats so nice

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch 4 года назад +31

      is he lying about lying, or is he lying about lying to shuichi about lying?

    • @magentashadow7488
      @magentashadow7488 3 года назад +15

      Is he lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying?

    • @kunikuzuzhi
      @kunikuzuzhi 3 года назад +8

      @@magentashadow7488 is lying *even* lying?

    • @k4rlyuwu705
      @k4rlyuwu705 3 года назад +7

      @@kunikuzuzhi lying is lying if you lie about lying about not lying because if you lie you like lie and if you lie about not lying you are lying about not lying and lying is lying but not lying

  • @estrada1528
    @estrada1528 6 лет назад +3416

    14:20
    “So when I eat curry or sushi, I don’t taste anything...”
    *LITERALLY 20 SECONDS LATER*
    “I like sweet. Spicy is good too!”
    *Sighs deeply*

    • @bibirutan
      @bibirutan 5 лет назад +136

      I don't think that he lied about the "i don't taste anything" part.

    • @bibirutan
      @bibirutan 5 лет назад +9

      @@toolazy4names302 Yep.

    • @akiradrawss6206
      @akiradrawss6206 5 лет назад +6

      @@bibirutan Well i do lmao

    • @akiradrawss6206
      @akiradrawss6206 5 лет назад +5

      @@toolazy4names302 So ummm.. i didn't understand almost anything but suuuure lol

    • @bibirutan
      @bibirutan 5 лет назад +5

      @@akiradrawss6206 Sorry, but what didn't you understand? She/He gave also a Link, so what's the Problem, bud?

  • @k1-b0akakeebo85
    @k1-b0akakeebo85 6 лет назад +928

    *dO yOu NeEd To GeT lAiD oR sOmEtHiNg, ShUiChI?*

  • @yaelisaflores4574
    @yaelisaflores4574 6 лет назад +1586

    when dating kokichi there is bound to always be some kind of freakin lie

    • @shylow...
      @shylow... 5 лет назад +226

      Kokichi: I love you
      Shuichi: IS hE lYIng

    • @junkoenoshima1022
      @junkoenoshima1022 5 лет назад +42

      Yaelisa Flores the relationship is a lie

    • @thomasedison5453
      @thomasedison5453 5 лет назад +17

      The Cake Is A Lie.

    • @senoghaw
      @senoghaw 4 года назад +7

      -his love is a lie-

    • @DhahKhari
      @DhahKhari 4 года назад +12

      @@senoghaw im gonna have to tell you *inhales* *exhales* *wheezes* sore wa, chigau yo!

  • @woomyida7131
    @woomyida7131 5 лет назад +1400

    Shuichi: I'm getting sleepy...
    Kokichi: Do you wanna do something stimulating then?
    pulls out 5 gum

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 года назад +15

      Woomy Ida claps

    • @pinkperson3172
      @pinkperson3172 4 года назад +67

      *pulls out a 12 pack of panta*

    • @zdubbs7609
      @zdubbs7609 3 года назад +24

      This is underrated wtf 💀

    • @topcomment7582
      @topcomment7582 3 года назад +13

      The worst part is that I got that

    • @baconsoap5
      @baconsoap5 3 года назад +3

      @@pinkperson3172 *that stuff doesnt have caffeine though*

  • @envy2273
    @envy2273 6 лет назад +1514

    Mom: You need dating advice, Come to me if you need any!
    Me:

    • @person6983
      @person6983 4 года назад +16

      69th like teehee

    • @pew4604
      @pew4604 3 года назад +37

      Ye, especially "getting horny after a meal" part

    • @zoestar3268
      @zoestar3268 2 года назад +1

      Hu Tao profile pic for the win !!!!

    • @Starlight-tf7pw
      @Starlight-tf7pw Год назад

      The video says it all

  • @lenjamueller2000
    @lenjamueller2000 6 лет назад +2222

    Better than normal yaoi tbh

  • @microwavedants
    @microwavedants 6 лет назад +1407

    2:22 BuT yOu ArE aNiMe

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  6 лет назад +132

      Your current avatar makes sense. . .
      PS: If you are reading this in the future the avatar is Kokichi. . . The creepy one. . . Umm the creepy one with big ole eyes? Is that specific enough? ?!

    • @jazmusic4220
      @jazmusic4220 6 лет назад +22

      Nishishi! It's a lie!

    • @microwavedants
      @microwavedants 6 лет назад +15

      Kokichi Ouma!
      *How many of us are there*

    • @microwavedants
      @microwavedants 6 лет назад +10

      I forgot I commented this :I

    • @jazmusic4220
      @jazmusic4220 6 лет назад +10

      Kokichi Oma We will start the Kokichi army

  • @jardaysolar33
    @jardaysolar33 6 лет назад +1333

    Says anime is silly with ultimate supreme leaders and stuff
    DID HE JUST BREAK THE 4TH WALL

    • @kapri767
      @kapri767 6 лет назад +11

      Enthusiastic Frog probably

    • @penelopecaswood3565
      @penelopecaswood3565 6 лет назад +70

      He's literally the Deadpool of Daganronpa V3. He breaks the fourth wall whenever he wants. xD

    • @cherryllanes8806
      @cherryllanes8806 5 лет назад +23

      Kidna like the Nagito Komaeda and Deadpool (Maybe Celeste I dunno) of V3

    • @lunanikkikindredvampire6436
      @lunanikkikindredvampire6436 5 лет назад +3

      Enthusiastic Frog oh yes he just did :b

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 года назад +5

      He always breaks the 4th wall

  • @probablynot_hoshi5215
    @probablynot_hoshi5215 6 лет назад +801

    Kokichi Oma :
    “To be honest, I’ve always wanted to strip for you!”
    Fangirls: HEBDOSBOXHELDBWOSBWKSKWDBIDBWICHWHXUWBFOJQODBWIDDWIDBOSNDIEBLANSDIHEGXYWBSJSJSKSKSJSIDBIWOSNDOWKSOQNSKWNCIBEIVGWOHWKSNJEOHMYFUCKINGGODYEAHSSHH

    • @sh16n
      @sh16n 5 лет назад +111

      "Oh my fucking God yeah"
      *"But that was a lie"*

    • @igobylotsofnames764
      @igobylotsofnames764 5 лет назад +10

      @@sh16n cri

    • @Kkonpo_
      @Kkonpo_ 5 лет назад +38

      I mean
      You’re not wrong .-.

    • @Kkonpo_
      @Kkonpo_ 5 лет назад +4

      Kimberly Suarez thx dude :D

    • @adachivineboom
      @adachivineboom 4 года назад +9

      JOKES ON YOU
      *I only screamed on their Dangan Salmon Team ending, not for this*

  • @marin6760
    @marin6760 4 года назад +1241

    Kokichi: *doesn't like anime*
    Shuichi: Let's read a manga
    Kokichi: Yeah, manga's great!

    • @zombiezuid
      @zombiezuid 3 года назад +60

      He just built different

    • @remongray
      @remongray 3 года назад +19

      ITS A LIE

    • @ahamksyayday9113
      @ahamksyayday9113 3 года назад +34

      junko also think that anime is for loosers, but in the game she always says something related to manga

    • @pintet.t
      @pintet.t 3 года назад +5

      Arent anime and manga differebr

    • @marin6760
      @marin6760 3 года назад

      @Happi Happi I know that now I was a dum dum when I typed this-

  • @hugotreminio
    @hugotreminio 6 лет назад +802

    9:25 In Spanish “cojones” means balls

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  6 лет назад +147

      Thank you for that insightful comment XD

    • @johnnyeriksson1511
      @johnnyeriksson1511 6 лет назад +10

      Hugo Treminio

    • @m4kiroll932
      @m4kiroll932 6 лет назад +23

      Hugo Treminio ajajaj thanks for the information

    • @lokalcrow1470
      @lokalcrow1470 6 лет назад +56

      I still can't believe he said that (I'm spanish) :'D

    • @lauupeach7010
      @lauupeach7010 6 лет назад +8

      But why he said that?
      It's a mistake or something? (I'm spanish too) :v

  • @cursedoverlord7199
    @cursedoverlord7199 6 лет назад +1058

    In the cafeteria, he says there's no point in exercising since they can't leave, but in the gym, he says they should exercise.
    He really is a confusing character

  • @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657
    @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657 5 лет назад +522

    Kokichi: "anime is childish"
    Also Kokichi: "let's read manga"

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 6 лет назад +876

    I am emotionally exhausted by just watching this video I swear...

  • @seqka711
    @seqka711 6 лет назад +858

    I thought that at least Kokichi would like the burning down the gym option... Who DOES like that one?

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  6 лет назад +184

      There are a few people who are into burning tho i keep losing track of who is up for it.
      I think Kiyo will do it when he's done looking into things, Maybe Kokichi would if you meant it. . . Kirumi will with good reason . . .otherwise she's not into it. I need to know who my pyros are!!

    • @designedesires
      @designedesires 6 лет назад +60

      Yumeno loves it

    • @xiaomusmash1494
      @xiaomusmash1494 6 лет назад +92

      Jakk Hearts there’s only three people who even like that option; Kiyo, as you said earlier, Himiko, and (believe this or not) Angie. They’re the pyros you were looking for

    • @crayolaedits.1040
      @crayolaedits.1040 5 лет назад +24

      **Slowly Raises Hand**

    • @xiaomusmash1494
      @xiaomusmash1494 5 лет назад +8

      Cray-Z Studios put it down!

  • @dantecortez787
    @dantecortez787 6 лет назад +391

    16:14 COINKYDINK

  • @cricketwastaken
    @cricketwastaken 5 лет назад +712

    I can see why Kokichi is everyone’s favorite character now xD

    • @Lehnhwa
      @Lehnhwa 3 года назад +52

      Kokichi sometime annoying and kinda scary but i love it when he's joking

    • @helloandwhy1198
      @helloandwhy1198 3 года назад +20

      @@Lehnhwa that what I love about his character lol XD

    • @miidnxghts
      @miidnxghts 2 года назад +2

      Yeah no I hate him with all my heart 😀

  • @fraz3030
    @fraz3030 3 года назад +164

    “ah maybe we should take off our clothes”
    “okay! 😀”

    • @lirnxe
      @lirnxe 3 года назад +3

      HAHAHHAHFFJ

  • @toastedghost5524
    @toastedghost5524 4 года назад +234

    kokichi: *casually talks about trapping shuichi in a freezer*
    shuichi: _this is fine_

  • @L0ST_P4G3
    @L0ST_P4G3 4 года назад +382

    Oma-“I’m not into kiddy stuff like this.”
    Also Oma- *literally cries like a child and calls Kirumi “mom”*

  • @miusaihara9516
    @miusaihara9516 6 лет назад +326

    Yess date with ouma

  • @weewoo2650
    @weewoo2650 5 лет назад +151

    ok so
    •no watching criminal organization stuff
    •no anime
    •no napping
    •no dishes >;(
    •no exercise
    •no be bored
    •no dusty
    •no

  • @everatchetsgf8972
    @everatchetsgf8972 6 лет назад +1489

    12:25
    Kokichi:Why should I strip for you?
    Me:Because the fangirls want it now strip my child

  • @MultiMaya2002
    @MultiMaya2002 6 лет назад +580

    Kokichi really seems to want to try to hook up Shuichi and Tenko. Lmao wut.

    • @sinaregaokumura9680
      @sinaregaokumura9680 4 года назад +75

      Maybe Ouma is showing a defensive mechanism of projection---

    • @soutrue310
      @soutrue310 4 года назад +198

      Not really, he probably wants to see shuichi get beat up

    • @zzenichu1225
      @zzenichu1225 4 года назад +58

      @@soutrue310 kinky

    • @hellonoodles
      @hellonoodles 3 года назад +4

      @@soutrue310 ikr xD

    • @FloodyFlu
      @FloodyFlu 3 года назад +22

      telling shuichi to go to tenko with that is his way of being tsundere

  • @pamelaibanez4608
    @pamelaibanez4608 6 лет назад +1009

    poor kokichi, he was so funny :(

  • @cherrycoke6292
    @cherrycoke6292 5 лет назад +195

    Shuichi: Let's read a dirty book
    Kokichi: Do you need to get laid or something Shuichi?
    Me: *Laughing in the corner*

  • @luckyinky7849
    @luckyinky7849 6 лет назад +186

    9:47 lie-seption

    • @69seasons
      @69seasons 6 лет назад +5

      Lucky Inky he’s lying about lying about him lying about lying

    • @frelodiefun1443
      @frelodiefun1443 3 года назад +2

      @@69seasons everything u said was a lie😎

  • @gamersylveon1358
    @gamersylveon1358 5 лет назад +209

    "ever since I was born, I've never been able to taste food."
    "I like sweets, but spicy is good too."
    This is why we love you, Kokichi.

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky 4 года назад +324

    When Kokichi isn’t lying it feels... weird. Like when he’s dead serious, it just... idk... I feel... sad?

  • @smaple6173
    @smaple6173 4 года назад +265

    Kokichi: **says he doesn't like anime**
    Also Kokichi: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

    • @88phantasmagoria
      @88phantasmagoria 4 года назад +11

      i want kokichi and tsumugi to watch yugioh zexal

    • @orfhlaithryan1468
      @orfhlaithryan1468 3 года назад +3

      @@88phantasmagoria bet kokichi's fav character would be vector

    • @88phantasmagoria
      @88phantasmagoria 3 года назад +5

      @@orfhlaithryan1468
      HELL. YES. but when he got redeemed at the end, he probably would’ve been pissed

    • @orfhlaithryan1468
      @orfhlaithryan1468 3 года назад +3

      @@88phantasmagoria he'd be watching the end like: "SO HE GETS FORGIVENESS AND I DON'T???"

    • @88phantasmagoria
      @88phantasmagoria 3 года назад +2

      @@orfhlaithryan1468
      LMFAO DEFINITELY

  • @MATAJADAN
    @MATAJADAN 6 лет назад +557

    I'm not even in the Danganronpa fandom. How did I get here?

  • @mirahanami9711
    @mirahanami9711 6 лет назад +350

    The last part seems yandere.

    • @clairedimlight5566
      @clairedimlight5566 6 лет назад +113

      Mira Hanami "...But you have to stay with me, Shuichi. We gotta be trapped here together forever, okay?!"

    • @Moda-pf8wt
      @Moda-pf8wt 5 лет назад +21

      Yeah... This isn't the only time he's shown signs of this, though O_O

    • @Moda-pf8wt
      @Moda-pf8wt 5 лет назад +19

      @Mc Animates COUGH COUGH DEFINITELY CHAPTER 4 COUGH COUGH

    • @thomasedison5453
      @thomasedison5453 5 лет назад +9

      @Mc Animates *COUGH COUGH* SPOILER ALERT *COUGH COUGH*

    • @nono7120
      @nono7120 3 года назад +9

      Yeah lmao I think he just doesn't want Shuichi to leave yet so they can spend more time together but cause hes Kokichi, he asks Shuichi in a yandere way to stay with him lmao

  • @Mellowg1rl
    @Mellowg1rl 5 лет назад +168

    Kokichi says he hates sports but proceeds to play dodgeball.... Makes total sense to me.

    • @graceandhaezel5197
      @graceandhaezel5197 4 года назад +10

      it's his character, his charm. lie or not? we'll never know 😏

  • @Moganachan
    @Moganachan 6 лет назад +451

    I love this boy~

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  6 лет назад +37

      Same

    • @junedraws2236
      @junedraws2236 6 лет назад +11

      SAME

    • @user-id3zu6wh3q
      @user-id3zu6wh3q 5 лет назад +6

      He's my son so uh...
      K O R E K I Y O A L R E A D Y D I E D L E T T H E I N C E S T S H I T D I E W I T H H I M

    • @valeriegomez885
      @valeriegomez885 4 года назад +12

      i ThInK wE aLl LoVe KoKiChI

    • @melodywawichi802
      @melodywawichi802 4 года назад +6

      I don't.
      ...that's a lie now, so dammit!

  • @strry_night
    @strry_night 6 лет назад +403

    13:40 but... what if I did actually want to join? ;-;

    • @moezora
      @moezora 5 лет назад +21

      **cries in fangirl**

    • @user-id3zu6wh3q
      @user-id3zu6wh3q 5 лет назад +13

      D R I N K T H E G R A P E P A N T A

    • @fIorapetals
      @fIorapetals 3 года назад +10

      Right?? I would love to join D.I.C.E. I would feel all happy and safe and apparently I get free food.

    • @user-fl8qj9iw1k
      @user-fl8qj9iw1k 2 года назад +2

      @Rayleen Laloi and s- sleep.

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 2 года назад

      You’ll get sent to Siberia

  • @lizardp
    @lizardp 6 лет назад +419

    what a qt

  • @jesusfarted9210
    @jesusfarted9210 6 лет назад +460

    Ouma (At 2:56): SHHIT

  • @neroctopusmess3198
    @neroctopusmess3198 6 лет назад +148

    12:18 and it was this moment that he knew...
    He ship 'em.

  • @kinseylise8595
    @kinseylise8595 6 лет назад +451

    Don't mind me just doing my future self a favor 12:12

    • @moezora
      @moezora 5 лет назад +29

      You're doing me a favor, too.

    • @soutrue310
      @soutrue310 4 года назад +17

      *praise Atua*

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 4 года назад +2

      Lol i do that all the time

    • @ofwgktadgafls
      @ofwgktadgafls 3 года назад +3

      kokichi: *oKaY!* 😌

    • @kinseylise8595
      @kinseylise8595 3 года назад +1

      @@ofwgktadgafls Lmao I keep forgetting that I did this

  • @shineyfish
    @shineyfish 5 лет назад +176

    My poor boy
    He seemed so broken when someone didn't actually wanna join his organisation

  • @wig8285
    @wig8285 5 лет назад +114

    maybe we were lovers in a past life!
    _maybe we were lovers in a past life!_
    *maybe we were lovers in a past life!*
    *_MAYBE WE WERE LOVERS IN A PAST LIFE_*

  • @mr.idonthavealife9146
    @mr.idonthavealife9146 3 года назад +119

    5:17
    kokichi: quite literality saying "let me kill you"
    shuichi: *I think this conversation went well*

  • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
    @paul_particularlyunhappynut 6 лет назад +255

    5:45
    Was Kokichi disgusted by that?

    • @isabelvictoria160
      @isabelvictoria160 5 лет назад +26

      particularly unhappy nut why going to the dinning hall if not to eat or something like that?

    • @kibbenkat5159
      @kibbenkat5159 4 года назад +5

      He loves to eat

    • @soutrue310
      @soutrue310 4 года назад +50

      @@kibbenkat5159 he's skinny, or underweight according to the monopad

    • @millakatariina64
      @millakatariina64 4 года назад +106

      Really late but yeah he is underweight and considering Kokichi once says that "I killed my parents, but that's a lie, I only killed my older brother!" which sounds to me like his parents aren't around anymore and dice, his closest thing to a family, are also heavily implied to be orphans. To me that sounds like their situation for a long time was probably living on the streets (or maybe at some point in some crap orphanage) where they probably had a really hard time getting food or it was at least often an uncertainty. So Kokichi being disgusted by fasting really makes sense to me if you think about it in a way that being without food and starving probably evokes some really unpleasant and traumatic memories of the past for him. He knew what it was like to be without food and he doesn't want to experience that again.
      Sorry this was long and kinda dramatic theorisation, but that's what I've personally thought this rare clear disgust toward something from Kokichi was, since he usually doesn't show his feelings and emotions like this unless it's something he very strongly believes in.

    • @lexclay1566
      @lexclay1566 3 года назад +30

      @@millakatariina64 probably also why he’s really pale (paler than all his classmates). Lack of nutrition will do that to you

  • @lunamidnight9419
    @lunamidnight9419 6 лет назад +364

    At 12:18 😂
    Kokichi : To be honest, I've always wanted to strip for you.
    That killed me , ahhhh...... Everyone just loves kokichi

  • @existxnce2706
    @existxnce2706 5 лет назад +97

    Kokichi doesn't like anime
    He is anime

    • @shineyfish
      @shineyfish 5 лет назад +9

      Kokichi doesn't like himself

    • @toolazy4names302
      @toolazy4names302 5 лет назад +4

      @@shineyfish now I'm sad. you happy?

    • @ri7244
      @ri7244 3 года назад

      @@toolazy4names302 happy as the sun :D

  • @DZodiark10
    @DZodiark10 5 лет назад +175

    "To tell the truth, if i do the dishes, a different personality comes out...if that guy comes out, everyone's lives will be in danger"
    Imagining this just absolutely killed me

    • @drop6108
      @drop6108 4 года назад +28

      Tbh I just imagined him cleaning dishes and practically turning into an house-husbando.... yes I have problems

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 2 года назад +33

      Imagine if every time he goes crazy in the game it’s because he just did the dishes

    • @DZodiark10
      @DZodiark10 2 года назад +17

      @@LanieMae this is now my personal headcanon

    • @lirnxe
      @lirnxe 2 года назад +1

      @@LanieMae PLSSS

    • @somekid8445
      @somekid8445 2 года назад +10

      @@LanieMae tbf, his evil only started showing after Kirumi died, if I remember correctly, so...

  • @ihaz4u
    @ihaz4u 5 лет назад +422

    0:03
    It's true!
    *two seconds later*
    It's a Lie.
    Me: *i n h a l e s*

    • @j.aeden.
      @j.aeden. 3 года назад +11

      Hey, have you exhaled yet-

    • @ihaz4u
      @ihaz4u 3 года назад +12

      @@j.aeden.
      for the first time in a year, yes. Thank you for reminding me 🥰

    • @lilibeth3587
      @lilibeth3587 3 года назад +3

      what-

    • @j.aeden.
      @j.aeden. 3 года назад +3

      @@ihaz4u You're welcome

    • @j.aeden.
      @j.aeden. 3 года назад +1

      @@lilibeth3587 nani-

  • @user-zr7mh5is2h
    @user-zr7mh5is2h 5 лет назад +156

    (Didn't play v3 yet))
    Wait you can date Kokichi-
    *INTERNAL SCREECHING*

    • @Lehnhwa
      @Lehnhwa 3 года назад +1

      U didn't know?

    • @ea-bv6dp
      @ea-bv6dp 3 года назад +1

      u can date literally anyone

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 2 года назад +1

      @@ea-bv6dp monokuma?

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 2 года назад

      @@LanieMae Maybe in a future game

  • @Arkhaismos
    @Arkhaismos 5 лет назад +82

    I like the fact he is so freely with the way he talks and doesn't hide the fact he is gay for Shuichi.

    • @fishylittleman8117
      @fishylittleman8117 3 года назад +6

      He doesn’t hide his gay

    • @Melisaoffxl12
      @Melisaoffxl12 3 года назад

      @@fishylittleman8117 he doesn't hide his gay with men 😂

    • @fishylittleman8117
      @fishylittleman8117 3 года назад

      @@Melisaoffxl12 lmao

    • @Finally_in_reverse
      @Finally_in_reverse 3 года назад +12

      He’s so flirty with Shuichi and Shuichi is legit so blind

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 2 года назад +4

      @@Finally_in_reverse “UlTiMaTe dEtEcTiVe”

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat 6 лет назад +116

    *IT’S TRUE*
    *IT’S A LIE*

  • @victoriatran2262
    @victoriatran2262 6 лет назад +132

    I love him

  • @Aki-yi7wb
    @Aki-yi7wb 4 года назад +76

    Kokichi: *talking about how he doesn’t like anime*
    The viewers: 👁👄👁

  • @danicachacin668
    @danicachacin668 5 лет назад +46

    Did Kokichi deadass say “cojones” back there?

  • @izabell4401
    @izabell4401 4 года назад +142

    Suichi, “Lets try fasting” Me: do you not see how underweight your boyfriend is oskdmfnndkdkfkmdsms

  • @chexkers4212
    @chexkers4212 4 года назад +87

    Kokichi is somehow the most wholesome and most terrifying character in the series. He’s kinda like Nagito, but more unpredictable.

  • @magicwidgetdragon43
    @magicwidgetdragon43 6 лет назад +181

    7:52 - Detective Conan reference!!! *goes crazy*

  • @user-zr7mh5is2h
    @user-zr7mh5is2h 5 лет назад +85

    When I saw "Let's take off our clothes" I jumped so high😂😂

    • @kunikuzuzhi
      @kunikuzuzhi 3 года назад +2

      Wow never knew ur in the fandom too 0-0

    • @youreverydayguitarist_6958
      @youreverydayguitarist_6958 3 года назад +1

      @@kunikuzuzhi Wow, I never knew a Vocaloid like you would watch Danganronpa. Am I missing something out here?

  • @Nemezja
    @Nemezja 6 лет назад +56

    13:42 * looks into the camera *

  • @SprinklezAJ
    @SprinklezAJ 4 года назад +65

    Kokichi: *cries about hating coffee*
    3 seconds later
    Kokichi: Kay, I feel better now

  • @HaruwawaM
    @HaruwawaM 6 месяцев назад +6

    Shuichi: “Let’s try fasting!”
    Kokichi: “ Hmmm, I don’t even feel like lying right now.”

  • @avothasimp6513
    @avothasimp6513 4 года назад +43

    “Maybe we were lovers in a past like” ok damn kokichi just say you think he’s hot you don’t have to make it cryptic

  • @quinn1919
    @quinn1919 3 года назад +35

    can we PLEASE just take a moment, and realize, THAT KOKICHI' S HAIR ALWAYS STICKS UP A LITTLE WHEN TALKING, OR BEING HAPPY,OR AROUND SOMEBODy HE LIKES!!!!

  • @azumodeus_sqq
    @azumodeus_sqq 3 года назад +56

    Kokichi: I've cleaned up a looooot of things before.
    Also Kokichi: **Doesnt want to do the dishes**

  • @elrorro1983
    @elrorro1983 4 года назад +186

    “Let’s go through the trash.”
    “You know me too well, Shuichi.”
    Nobody:
    Not even one person:
    Me: *oH sHiT a RaT*

  • @Fanbter
    @Fanbter Год назад +12

    "let's take off our clothes"
    Kokichi: Okay!
    BRO HE WAS WAY TOO CHILL ABT IT...

  • @idk-dz4lq
    @idk-dz4lq 5 лет назад +42

    “Anime was a mistake” ~ Kokichi
    Later...
    “All the evil acts in manga and anime make a great reference for my organization!”

  • @yoylejuice
    @yoylejuice 3 года назад +34

    I love how Ouma is very obviously flirting sometimes and Shuichi just doesn't realise

  • @aimlovesmusic1469
    @aimlovesmusic1469 4 года назад +93

    He’s sooo friendly when the others aren’t around
    12:16 kokichi you’re gay is showing😂
    17:25 kokichi asks shuichi to stay with him here forever

  • @wolfy4645
    @wolfy4645 Год назад +6

    he fucking cried when shuichi offered to drink some coffee lmao

  • @danicachacin668
    @danicachacin668 5 лет назад +54

    Why do I feel that whenever Kokichi says something heartfelt, and says “nah, I’m lying” or something, he’s actually saying the truth? ;-;

    • @Finally_in_reverse
      @Finally_in_reverse 3 года назад +15

      He’s lying about lying. He just has trust issues

  • @Shinny248
    @Shinny248 4 года назад +40

    The game: >>Go on a date.
    Also the game: playing *Becoming Friends*

    • @frelodiefun1443
      @frelodiefun1443 3 года назад +7

      Saiouma shippers: becoming *boy* friends

  • @ziza1805
    @ziza1805 3 года назад +36

    5:16 Kokichi: "Just relax and freeze your head off!"
    Shuchi: I think this conversation went well.
    Me: *Visible confusion*

  • @Zomboier
    @Zomboier 3 года назад +16

    Kokichi: *talking about how Shuichi should go see Tenko*
    Shuichi: bruh we're on a fucking date

  • @endmeeeeeeeee1836
    @endmeeeeeeeee1836 3 года назад +22

    I LOVE HOW HE TRIES TO GET SHUICHI TO KILL HIMSELF BY TALKING TO TENKO LMFAOAOAOOAOAOA

  • @mxlkbread7433
    @mxlkbread7433 4 года назад +10

    “Your ugly”
    *I THINK THIS CONVERSATION WENT WELL*

  • @jeffreyastudillo8851
    @jeffreyastudillo8851 6 лет назад +67

    If I commented my favorite parts, I would have spammed the comment section by now

  • @antique7864
    @antique7864 3 года назад +33

    Kokichi and Shuichi get the courtyard:
    Shuichi: “Let’s tango” 🕺🕺

  • @zenkaironeutralo1117
    @zenkaironeutralo1117 4 года назад +28

    _"It's true!"_
    _"It's a lie."_

  • @personwithbadenglish8469
    @personwithbadenglish8469 3 года назад +59

    Kokichi: "I respect police! They are Caughting bad guys!, but dont know why society hate them"
    Me: *corrupt police case flashback*

    • @lavender9574
      @lavender9574 3 года назад +8

      This comment didn't age well.....