Is Jeff Bezos New York's New Super Villain? | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Amazon will not be opening a new headquarters in New York. Has the Big Apple gained a new enemy in Jeff Bezos?
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That plan B joke. I was not ready. 😂😂
Edit: *heh* Amazon pulled out.
I see you Trevor.
anybody with a half a braincell sees that
It was so slick...💞
It's not really a funny joke. You're so easily pleased.
I will take over New York!
When you’re not ready, that’s what plan B is for. 😆
New Yorkers just jump the barriers and get away with it?Thats amazing you cant do that in london.Where are the transport police?
Danielle king I was thinking the same thing !!
Probably busy, not being paid and thus not existing.
I jumped the turnstile once. An officer stopped me but I was underaged so they couldn’t give me a ticket.
That was back when the subway functioned. Now there’s regular delays and cancelled routes. I don’t blame people for not wanting to pay almost $3 for bad service.
Sometimes I pay $2.75 only to realize the train has been rerouted and won’t come to that station. So I have to leave and reenter somewhere else for another $2.75.
You can't do that in a black neighborhood they have a room in the station, just to catch the poor people. There were 2 standing in my station everyday this week...smh
jeniciaw I live in Queens. People jump the turnstiles everyday without getting caught
Kept trying to swipe my card.
Just swipe and swipe and swipe and the all of a sudden a lil Mexican girl with no parental supervision yells at me "swiper no swiping!" And I'm like.....awwww man.......I missed my train
Dead 😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@krisskross6074 yea. For some reason it was wearing rain boots on a sunny day
I hate that I said the awwww man in the same way as I read that hahaha
🤣🤣Use your Mexican express card next time. Trump said it’s on them
So a wall is more important then gun violence 👍
America is earths comedy network 🤣🤣🤣
More important than healthcare, and climate change. We do not have no money for that. But a WALL, throw all the money at it!!!
Fifi Mohz flint still needs water.
@42 jade people will always be crazy no matter what. you cant fix that. the problem is if crazy people have guns then there is a problem. we get it, guns don't harm people unless they are used by someone. yet there's lots of people out there willing to harm others. so if nobody has no guns or atleast only pure stand up citizens have guns, crazy people will have to use a knife or kick their way to jail.
it's the only solution. and don't tell me about good people with guns can stop bad guys. where was the good guys in all these mass shootings? that approach is like active war front. or failed state. look other countries make sure guns only belong to military men and police. and may be noble men with good stature in society can have guns . and may be being a stand up guy with good morals can mean something.
the only thing the government has to do is get rid of crime and that means investing in poor communities and education because crime is consistent with low income. all that said I dont think people should give up their guns knowing there is criminals out there with guns. if I was a gun advocate I would say ; look, there is crime and I'm gonna protect myself.
42 jade Do you want to be in an alley with a crazy person holding a knife or a gun?
And no one is a saint to risk their lives saving you just because they are a “good” guy and they also have a gun.
@42 jade but that's the problem isn't it, guns in some are too easy to access to the wrong people.
3:46 “I left my card at home” yet she’s drinking a $4 cup of Starbucks coffee 😂😂
I'm guessing she meant her Metro card, the card you swipe at the turnstyle. Not her credit or debit card. You can't buy coffee with a Metro card.
@@Revelwoodie But you can buy a metro ticket with the credit or debit card, right?
@@ccosoreanu But why would you if you have a monthly.. (I did last week but that's because I'm not trying to get a ticket)
Do people in New York not have wallets? Seems like you can keep all your cards in one handy storage container to ensure you don’t misplace anything.
Wow you're dumb.
Who will pay for the wall ???????
MEXICO
MEXIC
MEXI
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😥
I LOVE that guy.
"Are there any cops around?........"
Trump is allegedly a billionaire. If he wants that wall so badly, he should pay for it himself.
You expect too much 😂
thats not how this works
I love how nobody is addressing the fact that trump is going to be giving one of his construction contractor friends a HUGE tender to build this wall...the only reason he cares about the wall is because he is going to make serious money from it...
@@cdp_tv Or maybe because it is what he was elected for and it would be helpful according to border patrol.
Harry the J Based off of the Border Patrol’s own numbers, there aren’t enough border crossings for the wall to be profitable. There were only around 300,000 apprehensions at the border wall last year, and the border patrol’s own estimate is that they are already 80% effective at stopping crossings. Thus, a wall would only be able to have an impact on stopping some of the remaining
A supervillian against a megalomaniac?This sounds like a Thanos story.
Dread it, run from it, Prime Delivery still arrives.
-"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM"
-"No"!?
-"Then bye"
🤣😂
Amazon’s backup location is a volcano on a Caribbean island with Bezos’ face carved into it. Muahahahaha, muahahahaha.....
I lul’d
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : why don't Trump spend his personal money on wall
Why dont Trump spend his personal money on wall
O N E M I L L I O N D O L L A R S !
Dr evil
dang, in the Netherlands not paying for the train/metro/bus stubs is at least a 50 euro ticket O.o
And in 'merica, not paying for the train gives you entitlement to yell at anyone who accuse you of it.
@42 jade Not really, not every country needs to spell its name.
He did it on purpose.
Yea it’s a fine in the states too but only if you get caught. And New York subways are incredibly busy.
In South Africa you can't access the platform without you card almost like how a work access card works.. And if it's peak and you snick out.. Your card will be blacklisted and you have to pay the money back
Trevor is addictive. He needs to be regulated. 😏
Lol....never drink while listening to trevor noah its a choking hazard.
I m actually disappointed he used to be funnier now he is meeh
Etian Saker I love him but I low key agree, especially 2017 Trevor, he was sooo funny. I think they changed the writers or they just got lazy🤷🏽♀️
@@marcelo.1214 They changed something! I m glad you said i though it was jst me!
Ps i like him too, i jst think from a comedy prospective he can do better!
I shocked like how horrible New York subway are.. they looked old and unrealible 😐
That's because they ARE old and unreliable!
Lol same for Berlin
@@-Seppuku- do people dont really use public transports there?
... you should see the one in LA...
Catch one in rural Belgium sometime.
Are there any cops....you are not a cop lol 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
In Buenos Aires same trouble with the Subway. I asume this happen in every Metro in Europe.
Jeff Bezos is Lex luther
Nathan Huggins yes, yes he is.
@42 jade No, Musk will definitely become the green goblin.
Trevor is my high for the day!!!!!❣️🇨🇦
You wanna know who also jumped a barrier...Prince Hakeem chasing Lisa
Every country has people doing little illegal things, but only Americans are this proud and aggressive about doing it.
Dr.Evil and Jeff Bezos have a resemblance .
*puts pinky in the mouth while laughing* bwahahahahaha
Back in 80s and 90s, USA was the symbol of advance in humanity.... May god bless you America...
Been there done that ... didn't go so well. Got evicted from the city to the Sunshine State. Best move ever!!!
What's his Super Villain name though? "The Amazon" only works if he's in drag.
woah that emergency thing was on house of cards first lol
I was seriously waiting for a Lex Luthor refference, but Trevors villain setup was better. XD
A villain vs villain superhero comedy with Trump and Bezos expies would be amazing.
Why is Trevor so cute?!?
Because we need him to be 😳 a shining beacon of light he is 😔
Any argument surrounding the possibility of more jobs for New Yorkers if Amazon built HQ in NYC?
What if there were an Amazon HQ in Washington Heights, which resulted in more jobs for the community?
I think it would make for a nice discussion towards improving the lives of many.
Elon Musk = Tony Stark
Jeff Bezos= Lex Luthor
Elon Musk = Norman Osborne
Cue the Musk-eeters rushing to his defence
Are there any cops around!!! You guys are not cops right?! .
New MEME found!!!
Does Jeff have a powersuit? Is he gonna built one?
Eh once you get used to the speed you need to swipe the card it only doesn't work 1% of the time
I sure wish Amazon would come to southern Michigan!
I hear Amazon will come to Indonesia as Indonesia population 260 million more than half population is young and more e-commerce.
Why? Amazon is total garbage. Do you seriously want the burden of having to subsidize Jeff Bezos's helipad?
About the amazon thing. Wasn't the reason why some policians didn't want to subsidize amazon making there HQ there with Tax dollars?
The devil is in the details. Details that I don't know, and I'm guessing most of us don't know. I'll give you an example from my own city. An insurance company wanted to locate their headquarters here, across from our train station. To get them here, we would have to expand the station, build a parking garage, and seize dozens of historic buildings under eminent domain and demolish them. And we'd have to pay for ALL of that. On top of that, we were offering such a sweetheart deal on tax breaks that it would have taken us literally 40 years just to break even on those investments. All for jobs that would almost certainly go to commuting out-of-towners anyway. They'd take the train in, take that same train home, and spend their money there, not here. We opposed it, and we won.
I don't know the numbers on the Amazon deal. If people were opposing it just from some ideological perspective, like, "Gentrification is BAD! Tax breaks for corporations are BAD!" Then they were wrong to do so. If they opposed it because the numbers added up to a bad deal for New Yorkers, then good job - I'm glad they shut it down. The bottom line is that no one here who has not actually poured over the details of this deal and crunched the numbers is qualified to offer an opinion. Ideological posturing doesn't help people. Sound, pragmatic public policy is what helps people.
Bezos needs to start paying taxes all over the World. Glad NY kicked him out.
@CaptainRidley Amazon paid $0 in federal taxes last year.
that is not a lost for amazon for sure
27 billion dollar loss for NY, way to go
Just change the small bars at the metro to like something that’s harder to cross
Its bizarre that people are suddenly blowing up about the entire Wall thing when that was one of the chief premises he got elected on.
It's bizarre that idiot is calling it an emergency and trying to build it 2 years in after the repugnicants lost the house.
@@anonymouse9355 its bizarre that you think I am unaware of the fact that he is a massive idiot
We were blowing up about it all along. During the campaign, and every day since, we've been blowing up about it. If we're angrier now, maybe it's because he's going to usurp the Article I authority of Congress to build it. The constitution is crystal clear. Congress decides where the money goes, not the president. If he doesn't like what Congress offers him, he's free to veto it, and Congress is free to attempt an override. We can not give Presidents the authority to declare some bogus emergency whenever they disagree with Congress about how they allocate our tax dollars. The day we allow that, we no longer have a Congress, and we'll have a president with unlimited power.
Suddenly ? Have liberals not been opposed since day one ?
25,000 jobs. 150k average salary. That's 3.75 billion dollars added to New York's economy. Sure some jobs won't go to people in-state but most will. Besides the extra earnings means an increase in income taxes and sales taxes from these same 25,000 people buying spending in the neighborhood. The combined tax revenue is expected at 27.5 billion dollars. New York lost out cause most of y'all never paid attention in economics classes.
The turnstiles literally only work if you have an unlimited card. It's a cashgrab
Prime Time riding a giant Amazon Box? Nah man, he'd use one of those quad copter drones they're experimenting with.
Idk why but the news reporter on cnn at 0:20 looks just like the news reporter whoread the compromat in MI: Fallout.
Trevor man Long Island City made a big error - we lost 25,000 jobs.😞
In England we have.... what we call helpful train people who make sure you have a ticket or you will be taken by security.
Meanwhile in germany people are looking for ticket vending machine, there is no gate nothing. If you just want to hop in you can but if you get caught you have to pay 60 euro fine.
Feeling sleepy...am declaring emergency now..
I love how Bezos looks like Eyeholes Man
So Fox News said something straight for once. Why highlight them for UK?
I can't believe he's spinning this. This is terrible for NYC residents
@Harjeevan Kalra what about all the jobs that came with it
@@hostileaks4495 yeah the jobs would be good for sure, but the 3 billion dollar tax writeoff is not good enough. They will also end up getting well over 3 billion dollars in subsidies and it creates a trend for other big businesses which in the end will hurt nyc.
These businesses should be competing by themselves, amazon is one of the most wealthy companies in the world. They can afford to pay all of their taxes and just this one HQ site write-off would provide enough taxes to support massive projects for the state.
Think about how many schools you can build with 3 billion, or how many people you can support through medicare. Yes, the jobs it provides would also be tax payers but you should be getting both slices of the pie, employee taxes and the business tax.
There was a lot of opposition against Amazon since they sidestepped business regulations, would increase housing prices, displace people already in public housing in the area, increase traffic in already crowded subways right in the middle of the city, and Amazon's anti union stance bypassing local laws in a Union town.
@@sickbailey21 is there a shortage of schools in ny? I think the contractors that lost out on the job are not happy. The engineers, the plumbers, the electricians and HVAC. All those people probably would have liked the project. I hope it comes to my state. I don't think besos should be paying for everyone's Medicare even if he had a personal wealth of 100 billion. Just keep providing jobs and communities will grow.
@Harjeevan Kalra I'm sorry but engineers and electricians and plumbers do not make minimum wage. Roofers and crane operators do not make minimum wage. If you are talking about the janitor or the lunch lady that will work after all the skilled trades have finished the project maybe.
Not paying for subway!! What do you think you are India???
I guess deep down people are not that different
Actually it's very hard to skip fare in India on metro's
In Canada we pay honor system😂
25k jobs lost but i don't think Trevor care cause he is not a middle class man , he is the 1%
I am a bit worried that Ms Sanchez may have some personal photos with me in them. To be on the safe side I am not going to publish anything bad about Saudi Arabia on my RUclips channel!
America has alot of national emmergency
Amazon said it was the leaders not the people that were giving Amazon a hard time. They had 70 % approval
thats a really good point. If spiderman has taught me anything, its don't mess with bald essentrics with ego problems.
Build a wall in the subway ;p
They need a full sized rotation door
And that's just the subway, nobody pays on the buses either. If this was fixed maybe fares could even be lowered
Yep ..saying no to 25,000 jobs ... Seriously New York?
Yes seriously. 👏👏
Amazon doesn’t pay enough for anyone who works there to live Decemtly. That’s the problem.
Listening to trump call a state of emergency for the border wall. He said and I quote, "It's so sad, It's so sad, I'm so mad." at that point I thought he was going to break out in to a Dr. Seuss rhyme . "They will not let me build my wall here or there? They will not let me build my wall anywhere!"
The plan B joke 😂😂
Why dont Trump spend his personal money on wall....
Why would he spend 5 billion dollars of his own do you know how much money that is?
Bezos just did NY a favour.. now his swarming hoards won't add to the stress.
Jan fromOz you can not resist the Bozos!
Yeah...In Austria and Germany there aren't even any barriers. There are just places to buy tickets and places to validate them. But no gate, no turnstile, just an open path.
And people checking you every now and then.
@@xfranczeskax Almost never. I was using public transport in Austria basically every day for a year and a bit. I think I got checked twice.
The "So, whatchu gonna do 'bout it?" woman at 3:48 is a nasty piece-of-work! The world needs less of your kind!!!
She's rude. So what?
About the subway problem in newyork they can put a guy next that gate to control the place
Actually this method worked well in iran 🙄
To be honest i have never thought people in US do that .
Trevor,giving his rendition of The Queens English*,with undertones of South Africa.......very interesting.*The Queens/NYC
I would start the Amazon bit with, someone who don't need a plan b is Amazon who is already pulling out!
New Yorkers are another different type of species.
25.000 jobs lost.Good play.
Ah, the good ol' times when i used to skip payin the ticket. You could just open the emergency door, alarm sounded like crazy, right in front of police officers, no one cared.
Same happened with Google in Berlin :-D
One time I was getting off a ride, the bar turned wrong, and smacked me in the crotch
How can she left her card while drinking coffee did she get that coffee 🤔🤔🤔🤔from someone???
Metrocard
kidflashgirl123 she could buy a new metrocard with the money she spent on coffee.
I’m not saying I care. I’m just saying that excuse was lame.
Trevor makes the news interesting
Is anything else thinking that New York was insane to kick out Amazon? I heard somewhere that the state government could have potentially earned 7 billion a year from them...
Love the new editing!
Ticketless travellers despite all that technology!? And doesn't the NY subway have ticket checkers? It's such an effective way to nab offenders and collect fines. And whatever happened to civic responsibility!?
trevor I'll send you a loofah. I grow them. they are a kind of squash
Right walls don’t but we need more technology looks like a great idea 👍
If it took them months to decide we're in an emergency, how long will it take him to decide we're not in an emergency?
0:15
Good!!! 🙏
It’s about time!!!!
Trever Noah is from South Africa. He knows what its really like outside the security of a first world nation. Don’t let him lie to you.
Why do you think he is in the US and not still back in South Africa?
At least Jon Stewart had the tenacity to tell his audience that his show was “Fake News” and not a viable source for information.
I miss Jon. I used to be a huge fan of this show.
are there any cops around 3:54
Amazon not coming to NY should not be seen as a victory. The 3 billion dollars was not just going to be handed to Amazon. Do some research.
Besides that very funny skit Noah.
3:46 NY brat.
@Trevor, I have been following you hosting the daily show since day 1. It seems to be getting louder n noiser (lets say, very american). You enthusiasm is great n infectious, but dont lose the calm n your own style to Americanise your show.
trumP today told us he has a plan B as well as C, D, E, F 🙄🙄🙄
Trump knows alphabets in right order. I don't think so.
He has plans to cover the whole alphabet, he can do his own version of the ABC song.
The Daily show...1..2..3..4...yes baby ❤🌍💞
Why dont Trump spend his personal money on wall
UMESH Shridar That’s what Ive been saying for a long time. He wants it so bad and no one else but his supporters does, they all should use their funds to pay for it
He can’t afford it
He doesn't care.
I’m on board with the theory that he is secretly broke, and pretty much survives on his reputation alone. But he needs to get his supporters to, well, “support” him 😂
OMG, this young man is hilarious.
First of all, don't be trying that turnstile jumping in Montreal or you'll be paying a very stiff fine.
Also, what would Trevor Noah be doing right now had he not been discovered? He's too funny. Love him. Like these videos. Subscribe and share.
Mike pence really does look like a clear gummy bear
Civil dissobedience? Rule of law?
Yeah, right!
And what's up with Bezos eyes? Is he half stone, or just half asleep?
Oh my New Yorkers😂
I also love how even when both white and black people get caught doing the exact same thing, Trevor just made the black people look cool and the white people look dumb. Honestly, does no one else think what the black lady was saying annoying?
Im really annoyed by the entire footage...all are thieves in that footage!!!
New Yorkers: Boooo we hate amazon dont come here
Amazon: leave
New Yorkers: why did you leaveeee argghhhhhh
Why is it always a 20s ad? Makes me wanna quit the video
Guess what big Apple it's prime time 😂😂😂
Well.. I as a Dane don't understand all this racism .. that goes both ways, as this dude shows
Yeah his home in South Africa is basically whites got no rights at the drop of a hat.