The Ballad of Iris: Run from This DM | RPG Horror Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @lootgoblinmarketplace
    @lootgoblinmarketplace  6 месяцев назад +22

    I had to go back in and add the chapters, but it should be much easier to navigate now!

  • @Rhyusfox
    @Rhyusfox 6 месяцев назад +116

    "I thought Iris was the only good DM I ever had." ... cue me looking back to the screen in horror, rewinding the video and reading the text to confirm.

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 Месяц назад +60

    Once, I had a DM who didn't understand what Combat Raiting was actually saying and populated a room with 8 CR 2 bandits for our party of 3 level 1 adventurers. We killed about 3 before we all went down, and he tried to talk shit about how bad we were at Dnd. Fortunately, one of our party members was a forever DM who got to play for once, so he asked to see the bandits stat blocks. So we all got to listen to how a CR is supposed to represent an encounter for a full party of 4 where everyone is that level and that he'd made the first encounter a mini-boss gauntlet by accident.

  • @Azihayya
    @Azihayya Месяц назад +61

    5 minutes in: WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING WITH THIS PERSON JESUS?
    10 minutes in: WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING WITH THIS PERSON JESUS?
    15 minutes in: WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING WITH THIS PERSON JESUS?
    . . .

    • @jaryd2k2
      @jaryd2k2 Месяц назад +15

      I don't think that Jesus was part of the group. But i get what you want to say. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bwestacado9643
      @bwestacado9643 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@jaryd2k2 He'd have smote that DM 😂

    • @manbearcow
      @manbearcow Месяц назад +5

      He was in the group at the start he just had the warewithall to leave after the first session.

    • @malachigamingandtalk9970
      @malachigamingandtalk9970 Месяц назад +5

      Dm needs jesus 😂

    • @Cyberfender1
      @Cyberfender1 Месяц назад +5

      Because He died a death for me and all of us that we deserved. Jesus loves us( even when we are unlovable and unworthy) He values us.

  • @jaryd2k2
    @jaryd2k2 Месяц назад +35

    I hear the stories here and yes, it really is a horror story. BUT... all I hear from the writer is: "I thought to myself..." or "We thought..." or "We just rolled with it."
    It is rare that they say that they actually confronted the DM.
    As a player, you have to go straight to the DM and say "STOP. We don't want it like that!"
    And if the DM doesn't listen to you and threatens to call the whole thing off, then yes, let him. Before I have to subject myself to a bad story or a DM who even forces players to play their characters differently because otherwise they won't be able to level up, then it is urgently time to find a new DM.

    • @bwestacado9643
      @bwestacado9643 Месяц назад +5

      Right? The moment they threaten to withhold a level up, I'd rail against them. There'd be nothing short of closing the server or calling the cops that would get me to stop letting them know what a POS they are. Iris sounds like a pervert and possibly a grapist. The things she forced on people is sickening and absolutely repulsive

    • @Frost3yte
      @Frost3yte Месяц назад +4

      Honestly, Im not far in, only 8 mins or so, the whole group sounds like one I wouldnt want to play with, but holy fuck the DM sounds insufferable.

    • @CAPSULE40mg
      @CAPSULE40mg Месяц назад +7

      For real. Like you aren't playing your character at that point the DM is. You might as well just be a voice for an NPC if the DM is going to just tell you what your character is, does, and can and cannot do. This Iris person sucks.

  • @c.Orange
    @c.Orange 6 месяцев назад +112

    Discord ERP and DnD mix together like frozen water and boiling oil.

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  6 месяцев назад +30

      Yeah, I’ve always done fade to black and if any player keeps pushing romantic scenarios to the point they are trying to make me run a dating sim for them, I just shut them down.

    • @cyanthrope
      @cyanthrope 5 месяцев назад +9

      as someone who occasionally works dnd-lite mechanics into text-based erp (usually just a flat 1d20 roll for whether or not something works out/whether a character chooses to do something or not), I can't imagine doing anything even remotely like that out loud with several people if I wasn't like, sleeping with them, lmfao, my soul would evaporate from my body

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@lootgoblinmarketplace Same with our DM. And romance building scenes are typically done during downtime where our characters are free to RP, so long as we let the DM know that we're planning on doing something of the sort.

    • @balazscsotai8354
      @balazscsotai8354 Месяц назад +4

      Yeah. Not to mention that strangely, all of these horror story overly sexual people never seem to have heard about places where they can find people who are just as dirty as they are. As in I hope that they're fake but I know that there's a possibility that exposing genuinely unwilling people to sexual things is their fetish

  • @KarlMarkyMarxx
    @KarlMarkyMarxx 6 месяцев назад +74

    There comes a point where you have to look at yourself in the mirror and admit you're complicit. Blows my mind how much suffering people will tolerate even when they can just get up and walk away.

    • @bwestacado9643
      @bwestacado9643 Месяц назад +11

      Honestly though. Why do people cowtow to these bullies posing as DMs? Confront these people and call them out. Demand respect or leave and find someone else. Learn to DM yourself...anything other than tolerating someone forcing backstory and sexuality on your character. This Iris is so gross and repulsive. I could never play with them

    • @NotSuperSerious
      @NotSuperSerious Месяц назад +5

      the amount of abuse the ppl in this story take over and over, without ever leaving, and even enthusiastically making new characters and new plans all the time, is the definition of insanity... so much so, that the whole thing is LITERALLY unbelievable
      this is 100% just some attention starved redditor making up 'horror' stories
      but hey, funny stuff anyway, plus it provides prompts to talk about behaviors to be avoided, so in the end that's cool

    • @CAPSULE40mg
      @CAPSULE40mg Месяц назад +4

      I think that a huge issue is that too many people are terrified of even the smallest amount of conflict that they just let people like Iris walk all over them. This is even more common amongst neurodivergent people, which TTRPGs tend to attract. It's a character flaw that a lot of people would live happier lives if they worked on correcting it. It's ok to say no. It's okay to call out abuse and bullshit. Especially if it's just a single bad apple that the entire group would benefit without.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@CAPSULE40mg THIS. Boundaries are important.

  • @stonemorris5356
    @stonemorris5356 27 дней назад +12

    I would call the "terrible sense of distance" a SELECTIVE sense of distance.

  • @NINJAfries07
    @NINJAfries07 26 дней назад +6

    Sometimes an ad interrupting a story is annoying, and sometimes it’s hilarious.
    “Iris has Leah keep pushing with lines like-“ “Sniper, get in position!”

  • @garrettbeckermusic204
    @garrettbeckermusic204 Месяц назад +30

    Commenting after 16 minutes in, my question is why the hell they would keep going back to this terrible DM??

  • @shield_rat221
    @shield_rat221 11 дней назад +4

    Bro grandma is like reverse flash lmaooo
    "IT WAS ME BARRY, I BURNED YOUR VILLAGE"
    "IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS YOUR WIFE FOR ALL THOSE YEARS JUST TO CHEAT ON YOU"

  • @barrydheil
    @barrydheil 5 месяцев назад +46

    Iris seems like the epitome of a crybully and also holds all the traits of not only a yikes DM but a Yikes person IRL. Forcing characters to have ERP and not mentioning it as a side, and then implying grape or sa posthoc makes me concerned for any of Iris' future irl partners, as it reminds me of the guy who roleplayed luring a girl out into the woods turning out to be a guy who used said tactic irl for his victims.

    • @CAPSULE40mg
      @CAPSULE40mg Месяц назад +2

      Who was this guy you mentioned at the end?

    • @ViVi1159-d1
      @ViVi1159-d1 9 дней назад

      @@CAPSULE40mga few commentary channels have covered this story, it’s basically a guy who, in game, lures a little girl away from her mother with sweets for plot reasons, and then it turns out he was an irl sex offender.

  • @GurrenLaggan556
    @GurrenLaggan556 Месяц назад +24

    Why does that community hyper fixate sexual content I don’t get it. I rarely look at a game character and wonder who or what that character sleeps with

    • @Goofygooberston
      @Goofygooberston Месяц назад

      Discord. That's all you need to know. Hives of mentally unstable perverts.

    • @Frost3yte
      @Frost3yte Месяц назад +14

      I dont know, no one in this group sounds stable to me to be honest.

  • @Mzaleyao
    @Mzaleyao Месяц назад +26

    Mentally unstable people knows mentally unstable people.

    • @KoylTrane
      @KoylTrane 19 дней назад +2

      Real eyes realize real lies

  • @CAPSULE40mg
    @CAPSULE40mg Месяц назад +7

    The fact that Iris didn't like being a player character because they couldn't handle not being in control of everything is the biggest red flag I've ever heard out of a TTRPG player.

  • @akun50
    @akun50 Месяц назад +17

    OP and her fellow players have either the patience of saints or the spines of jellyfish, possibly both. I would've been out much MUCH sooner.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 23 дня назад +1

      Codependency, maybe? I mean that seriously.

  • @SammaclauseGamgee
    @SammaclauseGamgee Месяц назад +13

    Pretty sure Iris is a full online predator/g-room-er.

  • @johntheherbalistg8756
    @johntheherbalistg8756 5 месяцев назад +19

    My question is: why so much sex/sexuality in D&D? There are different servers for that, after all

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  5 месяцев назад +13

      Yeah, I avoid it because I feel like its awkward for the entire party to sit through. If you are your spouse or your crush want to flirt via roleplay... there is a time and a place (and D&D when like 4 other people are awkwardly watching) is not it!

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Месяц назад +3

      I always feel it's because there is this weird dichotomy with sex where it is both a private, naughty thing that you shouldn't openly discuss, and a juicy and enticing thing that people desire to the point of paying for it. It's also tied in with romance because what kind of creature would love another person without wanting to bone?
      Hence why so many stories end up making a big song and dance about sex, rather than either doing a fade to black/"we close the door and have some time together" or not mentioning it at all. I do think sex scenes can work if everyone agrees to it in session 0, but even then, just have the decency to not describe every move or sound you make. If you ask me, just mention the spicy setup, make some funny lines, then make a fancy fade to black and skip to where you're cuddling. If I want to roleplay a sexual scene I know far better places to play that out.

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 Месяц назад +4

      For someone who claimed to be asexual she added ALOT of sex

    • @Frost3yte
      @Frost3yte Месяц назад +2

      ​@deviousj5868 it wasn't just the DM, at least from what ive been hearing.

    • @johntheherbalistg8756
      @johntheherbalistg8756 Месяц назад +3

      @@Frost3yte I never said it was. Also, not just this group. Imo, D&D is not the ideal outlet for sexuality, so shame on anybody who incorporates NSFW roleplay, unless it's that kind of roleplay space

  • @hurricane31415
    @hurricane31415 Месяц назад +8

    I don't get why people don't immediately leave the game and block the DM.
    I'm only 6:45 in the story and I would definitively have left.

  • @TheOnlyRinzy
    @TheOnlyRinzy Месяц назад +11

    I'd honestly have to say everyone here is at fault, terrible DM/person and (albeit unwillingly) enabling players. Jesus this saga hurt.

  • @Skulduggery_TV
    @Skulduggery_TV Месяц назад +5

    The minute Iris asked if the doll was made anatomically correct so the dad could do stuff, I would've left then and there. That is already a red flag for me.
    The fact they continue to push oofual stuff into the campaign would've had ne call it quits after the first session, especially the implied graping sections.
    This DM cearly has issues, and quite possibly sociopathy if the behavioural descriptions are anything to go by - possibly narcissim to boot.
    On top of that, autism is NOT an excuse for the type of toxic behaviour Iris was showcasing, and they knew exactly what they were doing when they used it.
    Basically, they need therapy. Or Jesus (and I say that as an athiest). Whichever comes first.

  • @charger1369
    @charger1369 Месяц назад +6

    "... So he could use her in other ways too..." I know that people come from different places, and have gotten used to different things and aren't shocked enough to break ties with someone over one or two red flags, but that should end friendships.

  • @Fantome001
    @Fantome001 28 дней назад +4

    I played D&D 3 times. I had fun the first 2 times and the third was so unorganized, I'm pretty sure my turn was skipped twice. I thought about joining roll20 years ago but decided against it when my schedule started filling up and a failure to interest a friend who had her own campaign running with her friends. Considering where tabletop is these days and this entire group, early on, sounded mentally ill, I think I saved myself a great headache.

  • @AUZlE
    @AUZlE Месяц назад +27

    I have a very accurate image of what “Iris” looks like in real life and it is not appealing.

    • @thedude6058
      @thedude6058 Месяц назад

      iris is most certainly a woman

    • @ronwatford7331
      @ronwatford7331 5 дней назад +1

      Yeah, the multiple grammatical slips make me believe "Iris" has a five-o'clock shadow and XY chromosomes.

    • @JayJay-f4u
      @JayJay-f4u День назад

      *image of Isabella Janke from the CWCiki goes here*
      This her?😬

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm Месяц назад +7

    22:00 Alright... I'm getting off here, cant stand to listen anymore. By this point, If you're still talking to this person I cant feel sorry for you

  • @bugpocket
    @bugpocket 6 месяцев назад +17

    What a disastrous DM. I thought the "that guy" DM was bad, but Iris takes the cake as the worst DM documented yet. Some may be more extreme in aspects, but given Iris has so many awful bases covered, it's enough to make you shiver!

  • @FerdinandFake
    @FerdinandFake 28 дней назад +3

    "DM was regularly taking long walks without muting himself"
    Cmon thats some fanfic, no way anybody tolerates that for more than 3 minutes
    You start gossiping with strangers on any busy group call you get kicked instantly.

  • @12raben28
    @12raben28 6 месяцев назад +24

    wow. just... I'm lost for words. I listen to these dnd-horror-stories about what *not* to do, because I'm a fairly new DM and I want to avoid mistakes. But this... not my game, not my rolls.
    (luckily)

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  6 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah, I'm glad to know that no matter how bad that I've messed up as a starting DM. It was always just like lack of preparation instead of whatever this story is... I'm always horrified with how these DMs conduct themselves.

    • @bwestacado9643
      @bwestacado9643 Месяц назад +2

      I'll take a noob DM over the monster called Iris any day. I'd be new myself lol, so we would be learning and growing together. I have wanted to get into DND, but there's an overabundance of weirdos in the hobby

  • @ArcCaravan
    @ArcCaravan 6 месяцев назад +20

    I liked Op/Blue's character ideas of the porcelain doll cleric and reverse red riding hood.

    • @BlueViera
      @BlueViera 4 месяца назад +5

      Thank you!

    • @ginger_jeezus
      @ginger_jeezus Месяц назад +2

      The porcelain doll character sounded so cool. Too bad the DM was an a$$hole

  • @libraryofpangea7018
    @libraryofpangea7018 Месяц назад +9

    I'm only 13 mins in & there have already been multiple hard points where I would have just walked away from that DM..and there is 2 hours of these stories?
    I don't understand why they tolerated it for so long.

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  Месяц назад +5

      I think a lot of the time it’s like the fear of the next situation being worse. In stories where people are close friends and family that simply can’t play well together at the table, I feel bad because you don’t want to make the rest of your interactions awkward, but for cases where it’s all online… I’m surprised too people don’t opt for the block button.

  • @magikot
    @magikot Месяц назад +16

    I'm only 30 minutes in and it sounds like Iris isn't ace but was a victim of childhood SA IRL and instead of going to therapy she's inflicting her trauma on the party.

    • @CAPSULE40mg
      @CAPSULE40mg Месяц назад +2

      I would not be surprised at all.

    • @OldFolkz
      @OldFolkz 18 дней назад

      Or she is just a sick individual.

  • @tereninsecundus6084
    @tereninsecundus6084 Месяц назад +3

    Iris shows every sing there is of being a predatory sociopath who will lie about themselves and the game and the story and the stats and anything, in order to make the party's players suffer as much as possible. It's not about the game at all, it's not about having any fun, it's about inflicting as much mental agony as possible and reveling in how all these people that Iris don't view as Human (in the world of a sociopath they are the only person that exists) are suffering, and therefore this is no different from repeatedly kicking a chained-up dog or frying ants with a magnifying glass, cackling with glee all the way.
    Iris is unfit to be alive (no sociopath is) but the party should have revolted a long time ago, called Iris out on their BS a long time ago, and not only rejected them but warned anyone and everyone they could about this wretched creature.

  • @JoshuaRWorkman
    @JoshuaRWorkman Месяц назад +4

    Yikes. I may not have a lot of experience with D&D, none of my experiences with it ever lasted more than a session, but I recognize all the red flags. All of them.

  • @ACOFG
    @ACOFG 6 месяцев назад +28

    How about don't play with them instead I get it can be hard to speak up but he'll you guys just let them keep going and going to a point you are at fault as well don't go to the game just dont play with that freak

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  6 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah, one of the best pieces of advice is no D&D is better than bad D&D. If you want to play, you can always restart the group with only those who didn't help make this situation happen!

  • @marvinr8280
    @marvinr8280 Месяц назад +18

    Gay Bars? What? Are half the p&p players gay or trans??

    • @aaronaxel4760
      @aaronaxel4760 8 дней назад +3

      In my experience, it seems like a huge percentage of the D&D community. Almost every group that I've been in has 2 or 3 LGBTQ folks.
      A lot of people use D&D to escape reality or to act out fantasies that they can't in the real world. They can be whoever they want in D&D and they can act ways that wouldn't be acceptable in the real world.
      They also don't tend to stick around in my group because we generally play low fantasy, culturally accurate, settings. Meaning, accurate to historical medieval culture.
      They also have a problem (at least the people at my table) with leaving politics away from the table.
      The other types that I see a lot are the "I'm gonna SA every attractive NPC I see" and "I'm gonna murder my way to success"... I think the nature of role-playing whoever you want to be draws a ton of mentally unhealthy people...

    • @marvinr8280
      @marvinr8280 8 дней назад

      @aaronaxel4760 Im no experienced GM myself, just did some rounds for close friends and joined others as a Player, when i knew the GM before in RL. I can See where you're coming from, i still find it highly disturbing. It's just a wild guess, i'd say its due to Pen&Paper going mainstream. I prefered it when it Was still for freakin' needs.
      Thanks for your reply, by the way. Have some marvelous rounds, i also prefer low-fantasy/realism approaches. To Bad most ppl i know prefer high-Fantasy "every1's a freaking hero-maincharacter" shit. To Each their own, i guess.

  • @mikesnapper9001
    @mikesnapper9001 Месяц назад +6

    seems like this is mostly the player's fault for not ditching that DM, nobody forced anyone to keep playing with a bad DM 🤷

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat Месяц назад +13

    With being so bad at distance numbers, I don't buy for a second Iris has the 'tism.
    She's very likely a sociopath, though, without a doubt, and quite predatory.
    Tell me she isn't a sociopath:
    "What are the signs of sociopathy?
    There’s no standard list of sociopath signs, but the signs and symptoms of ASPD include a persistent pattern of disregard for others. For example:
    ignoring social norms and laws, breaking rules at school or work, overstepping social boundaries, stealing, stalking and harassing others, or destroying property
    dishonesty and deceit, including using false identities and manipulating others for personal gain
    difficulty controlling impulses and planning for the future, or acting without considering the consequences
    aggressive or aggravated behavior, including frequent fights or physical conflict with others
    disregard for personal safety, or the safety of others
    difficulty managing responsibilities, including showing up at work, handling tasks, or paying rent and bills
    little to no guilt or remorse, or a tendency to justify actions that negatively affect others
    People with ASPD generally show little emotion or interest in the lives of others. They might:
    come across as arrogant or superior, with firmly fixed opinions
    use humor, intelligence, and charisma to manipulate
    seem charming at first until their self-interest becomes clear
    People with ASPD generally find it challenging to maintain friendships, relationships, and other mutually fulfilling connections. This difficulty may stem from traits, like:
    low empathy and emotional intelligence
    difficulty learning from mistakes
    lack of concern for the safety of others
    a tendency to intimidate and threaten in order to maintain control"
    - www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/sociopath#signs

    • @hogmore8588
      @hogmore8588 Месяц назад +1

      Thank you for linking the source. This is horrifyingly rare.

  • @Thurden_mixd
    @Thurden_mixd 6 месяцев назад +25

    iris is messed up that stuff should have asked the rest if they are ok with it...

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  6 месяцев назад +4

      Definitely, it seems like Iris acted like other people could make things uncomfortable but they always did whatever they wanted

    • @Thurden_mixd
      @Thurden_mixd 6 месяцев назад

      @@lootgoblinmarketplace ye

  • @grumpyold-man8302
    @grumpyold-man8302 2 месяца назад +10

    Just why would you stay at this dms table....

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 5 месяцев назад +7

    someone "not being able to handle the stress of not being in total control of the world they're playing in" is like.. the reddest red flag to me. Yeeowch. Like, no shade on someone for not being built for every kind of roleplaying, but they were juuuuust shy of having enough self-awareness about being a control freak. Everything Iris says or does flags them as having intense control issues to me.

  • @JfkNeedsWindWall
    @JfkNeedsWindWall Месяц назад +4

    Im 8 min in and confused at what im listening to. None of this canonically would make sense in the middle ages even if mosters and magic existed

  • @manbearcow
    @manbearcow Месяц назад +2

    Holly shit this is like every abusive relationship ever rolled into one DM, and I still have over an hour to go.

  • @drunkbillygoat
    @drunkbillygoat Месяц назад +5

    I...yeah this game has changed a little too much . Every time i think about coming back and playing stories like these change my mind and stories like these are becoming much more common.

    • @f0x1ro1
      @f0x1ro1 Месяц назад +5

      Sadly, when it got more mainstream, a lot of people like that picked it up. Not to say they didnt exist before, but the amount nowadays...
      But as with everything else, you just have to find the right people.

    • @jackson68x
      @jackson68x Месяц назад +5

      Crazy DM aside, why is it that all of these stories involve groups of people who want to role play like it’s a teen fantasy / romance novel? That sounds just awful to play.

    • @f0x1ro1
      @f0x1ro1 Месяц назад

      @@jackson68x to everyone their own

    • @drunkbillygoat
      @drunkbillygoat Месяц назад +1

      @f0x1ro1 in my case it's nearly impossible. I retired in Greece. My wife is Greek. But my greek language skills while slowly improving are awful. And I refuse to play online. So even if I did want to come back my personal challenges are...unique.

    • @f0x1ro1
      @f0x1ro1 Месяц назад +1

      @@drunkbillygoat they are called challenges because you're supposed to overcome them. Saying you cant do it is the worst thing you can do, if you want it, just try it.

  • @jordanthecommander6977
    @jordanthecommander6977 5 месяцев назад +23

    I think I hate everyone involved here.

    • @AeroOW
      @AeroOW Месяц назад +5

      Same even op and friends

    • @matthewrobinson3048
      @matthewrobinson3048 25 дней назад +2

      @@AeroOW The OP just had to include how progressive they all are. Seriously, its like a pox.

    • @AeroOW
      @AeroOW 24 дня назад +2

      @@matthewrobinson3048 exactly lmao, literally every character was gay

    • @matthewrobinson3048
      @matthewrobinson3048 24 дня назад +2

      @@AeroOW I couldn't care less that someone is gay, just tell the story.

  • @Damini368
    @Damini368 5 месяцев назад +7

    3:04 This section makes me feel like Iris needs therapy. I feel like there's some trauma there

    • @Damini368
      @Damini368 5 месяцев назад +1

      Oh yeah, there's almost definitely trauma there

    • @Newguyatwork
      @Newguyatwork 6 дней назад

      No, Iris needs a Pr!$on cell. They straight up a p3d0.

  • @cfly1459
    @cfly1459 6 месяцев назад +9

    One video per channel in a day? Gotta love it!

  • @CheeseTriangles
    @CheeseTriangles Месяц назад +4

    Vampire: The Masquerade is the better game for the more nsfw stuff. The book damn near straight up says that

  • @Evanessence99
    @Evanessence99 2 месяца назад +6

    Sounds like chris chan as a dm 😂😂

  • @The_child-catcher
    @The_child-catcher Месяц назад +2

    Jesus, this Iris person sounds like if Chris Chan got into d&d instead of Sonic.

  • @cronotrigger1363
    @cronotrigger1363 Месяц назад +1

    Hey thanks for the stories. Iv only been in like 2 dnd games but it's fun to hear these wild experiences.

  • @aaronaxel4760
    @aaronaxel4760 8 дней назад +1

    So many of these horror stories could be handled more efficiently by a single hefty "shut the f*** up or you can leave".

  • @Goofygooberston
    @Goofygooberston Месяц назад +4

    22 mins in. Iris seems like a scumbag, but the other players seem like spineless types.
    Also ofcourse something with assumedly early 20 Y/Os based on the bachelor's comment acting like spineless people & deviants would happenon discord. Lmao.

  • @serafine666
    @serafine666 Месяц назад +8

    I honestly do not believe this story. The players being described are impossibly weak-willed doormats, and "Iris" is essentially a distillatiin of every bad DM into one person.

    • @Heartrose7
      @Heartrose7 Месяц назад +10

      You really haven't met many people have you? This is far from impossibly weak-willed, it's almost standard school outcast/corporate office standard by this point. "Don't rock the boat unless you want to sink with the ship" Is an honest to God cursed mentality.

    • @Goofygooberston
      @Goofygooberston Месяц назад +1

      Average discord users.

    • @DD-th5tu
      @DD-th5tu Месяц назад +4

      I do suspect the OP is a little unreliable as a narrator. But not in that they were impossibly non-confrontational, just in how impossibly good natured the players were, there's a good chance they're glossing over a lot of reciprocal red flags from the players. There's a few hints like how every PC had some angsty trauma background, and all the player panic attacks.
      It seemed like everyone in the situation was damaged to some degree and clumsily trauma dumping on each other through a game. Iris was probably just the biggest offender rather than the sole offender.

  • @darkroom0716
    @darkroom0716 Месяц назад +2

    Freak ass DM turns out to be a freak lmao big shock tbhwy

  • @CAPSULE40mg
    @CAPSULE40mg Месяц назад +1

    I don't get why groups put up with people like this for so long. Or even invited back several times. After like 2 sessions of this kind of BS that person would be permabanned.

  • @Cross_Malaki
    @Cross_Malaki Месяц назад +5

    1:06:33 - ... Wow. I have never went from having sympathy for someone to wanting them to never touch tabletop roleplaying games again faster than I have just now. Way to go.

    • @prinnyramza
      @prinnyramza 27 дней назад

      Dunno why, that's hilarious.

    • @thederp2721
      @thederp2721 26 дней назад

      What do you mean?

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 23 дня назад

      Same. Mocking those who are sick of wokeness is like calling normal people the "unwashed masses".

    • @prinnyramza
      @prinnyramza 23 дня назад

      @RanMouri82 shut up. Literally no one is forcing this on you.

  • @Puzzles-Pins
    @Puzzles-Pins Месяц назад +1

    Right off the bat, barely like 5 mins in, it seems like Iris has some f-ed up sexual trauma that they are offloading on their party.

  • @DAMitAlI
    @DAMitAlI Месяц назад +5

    This story is too insane to be true. I’m just halfway done with the video and it’s too nuts.
    I’ve had some bad sessions but nothing like this.

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri82 Месяц назад +5

    Just because someone self-identifies as asexual doesn't mean the person is sexually healthy. Clearly, that DM had issues.

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 Месяц назад +1

      Something dark must've happened to her.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 23 дня назад

      ​@deviousj5868 Or exposure to creepy pr0n.

  • @manbearcow
    @manbearcow Месяц назад

    So glad this had a happy ending for the players. Also absolutely love that you guys turned Iris into a meme final boss. The best way to deal with trauma is laughter.

  • @Sneaks-wc2tk
    @Sneaks-wc2tk Месяц назад +2

    why do players put up with this? If something has happened outside of your agreed upon rules or character's actions just stand up declare "that didn't happen and my character has no part in any of this" and leave the campaign. ffs stop allowing yourselves or your characters to be victimised.

  • @GrahamLavelle-hn3sz
    @GrahamLavelle-hn3sz 2 месяца назад +2

    I think that Iris may have been trying to use the nsfw campaign to tell players their biased opinion of sex.

  • @Voltaic_Fire
    @Voltaic_Fire Месяц назад +3

    That was a doozy, Iris had more red flags than a communist parade, it's terrible how bad people can manipulate novices in such a way. I sincerely hope nobody allows Iris to DM again, she or he will just end putting other people through this.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 20 дней назад

      When in doubt, use „they/them“. =)

  • @2placename
    @2placename 6 месяцев назад +10

    As a representative of Canadians, I am humbly requesting the transfer of “Iris” to the Americans due to their actions not lining up with the traditional Canadian goals of being “Too Nice to Everyone” and for not “Repeatedly apologizing for their actions, even if they aren’t at fault”

    • @easiestcc6451
      @easiestcc6451 6 месяцев назад +9

      As a representative of the americans, we would like to humbly decline your offer due to her being too much of a narcissist. I'm gonna have to pass this onto the indians.

    • @Evanessence99
      @Evanessence99 2 месяца назад

      Nah you keep your perverts up there we have more than enough people and problems

    • @GrahamLavelle-hn3sz
      @GrahamLavelle-hn3sz 2 месяца назад

      Bury her at sea. That way, only the fish must suffer.

    • @belladonnaexperiment8301
      @belladonnaexperiment8301 Месяц назад +5

      As another representative of Americans I propose we send Iris to the French people instead

    • @MitchTheMagi
      @MitchTheMagi Месяц назад +3

      We, the people of the U.S. are disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

  • @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language
    @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language 20 дней назад

    Ok, I finally regained enough of my composure to type a reaction, because after the harrowing tales described in the majority of the saga, the "there are no black people in Australia" bit was so baffling and unexpected that I burst out laughing! That was a perfect way to end it!

  • @hyperklathos
    @hyperklathos 5 месяцев назад +4

    Just like in a story, the Heroes (OP and friends) were brought together by a Villain (Iris) and after overcoming the villain went on to remain best friends.
    Y'all literally played out a fantasy story while role-playing a fantasy RPG.

  • @Ackalan
    @Ackalan 11 дней назад

    "I looked up to Iris as a DM."
    This person is the slowest on the uptake I've ever seen.

  • @SammaclauseGamgee
    @SammaclauseGamgee 9 дней назад

    That one campaign uses the word "simulacrum" so much Im not entirely sure what they are anymore

  • @easiestcc6451
    @easiestcc6451 6 месяцев назад +6

    Hey, loot! Haven't heard from you in a while!

  • @DmDungeonMastery
    @DmDungeonMastery 9 дней назад

    This "iris" person has to have some sort of bipolar multiple personality manic disorder along with some debilitating form of autism combined with past abuse, that first story about the Sexual assault stuff that constantly kept coming up is so obviously them projecting their trauma on others. This person needs a mental evaluation by a professional and to never ever run a DND game for anyone ever again. Its also on all the OP's for playing with this person for so long and I understand as someone who's typically non-confrontational myself but there's a line you don't cross.
    This person is obsessive, narcissistic and dangerous. Hurt people, hurt people as they say.

  • @AeroOW
    @AeroOW Месяц назад +22

    Why is every character gay

    • @barfrodgers1202
      @barfrodgers1202 Месяц назад +6

      I would never play with a group this gay

    • @joelceda3500
      @joelceda3500 29 дней назад +2

      Gay gays? 😜

    • @AeroOW
      @AeroOW 26 дней назад +1

      @@barfrodgers1202 same

    • @jordanc8467
      @jordanc8467 9 дней назад +2

      Why not lol

    • @Iaresnoutube
      @Iaresnoutube 5 дней назад +1

      Blue says at the near end that Iris kicked out any man that isn’t gay

  • @Wierdoandzero
    @Wierdoandzero 26 дней назад

    I don't think Iris was a bad DM. I think Iris was instead just not all that great of a person, yet I can't help but think she was doing SOMETHING right. I've been with 'bad' DM's and usually the party drops them pretty quick (exceptions... Do happen.). I can't help but feel that Iris while she didn't do great work as a DM with any of the technical DM stuff or treat her players right, I still think she must have been able to make some pretty fantastic scenarios for her players to keep coming back to play despite all this nonesense. Whether her stories were interesting, her characters or her personality really chimed with her players and they refuse to acknowledge it. I don't think anyone is stupid enough to spend 4-6 hours a week with something they hate for that long. I'm not saying that all she did was fine, but that she must have done Something right... Granted it could also just be that they were friends. Friends will suffer for each other.

  • @darkroom0716
    @darkroom0716 Месяц назад +6

    Ooohhhh OP is a freak too. Figures

  • @Caio-ti1ec
    @Caio-ti1ec 5 месяцев назад +1

    35:49 is the best moment

  • @dumbahhbifoxxo
    @dumbahhbifoxxo 6 дней назад

    I'm only about nine minutes in and I have too call it quits, why would anyone stay with this DM?

  • @stealthmoosepm
    @stealthmoosepm 26 дней назад

    I love these stories in particular, but it sounds like even without "Iris" these guys were involved in some oddly adult oriented D&D. Not judging, but that crowd tends to attract extreme personalities(I know from unfortunately very intimate personal experience). I would like to elaborate that most of the people I have met that lean into the dirty potential of D&D are sometimes a little weird, but generally decent people you just get the occasional extreme case. I suspect "Iris" had a great deal of personal trauma before being involved with these people and is in some ways the product of that trauma, I hope they got help.

  • @Iaresnoutube
    @Iaresnoutube 5 дней назад

    Blue always calls Iris “they” Rogue also does this but the Barbarian says “him” so now the puzzle pieces click together. A predator masquerading as a non binary autistic asexual that’s always making relationships sexual, that specifically curates his server with people that won’t confront him.
    I’m sure Iris preyed on people after this party left and deleted their warning message for newer players.

  • @manbearcow
    @manbearcow Месяц назад +1

    Ok im not suggesting Doxing anyone but someone needs to put this GM's online credentials out there so that other new players don't end up inadvertently finding them selves in this sadistic Jigsaw of a GM's perverted playground. This person is sick in the head and needs serious mental help and is a genuine danger to unassuming people on the internet. And the whole thing with the minors is just a whole different kind of RED FLAG and borderline signs of a predator in the making.

    • @manbearcow
      @manbearcow Месяц назад

      Even the stuff with Rouge when they were 19 screams grooming and someone starting out just above the line they aren't supposed to cross. Also the line about "I just get along with younger people, it's cus I'm Autistic" is supper sus after someone doesn't comprehend the issue with them 1 on 1 RP'ing with a minor when they are an adult.

    • @manbearcow
      @manbearcow Месяц назад

      The final post by Blue, everything being described is textbook grooming applied to a DnD group. Down to selecting victims with very specific criteria.

  • @strawman3859
    @strawman3859 22 дня назад

    enchanting is in the game in 5e and this is how it works i think ti was in tashas?

  • @JensMorrison
    @JensMorrison Месяц назад

    She was obviously molested and is trying to work through it in an inappropriate manner. She needs help.

  • @bladewolf505
    @bladewolf505 23 дня назад

    I feel like iris has some kind of vendetta against all type of sexual encounters, and uses dming as a way to express it... Even tho they are ace, from what i hear in the story, they sound like they want to make sex in general a negative thing 🤔

  • @Spellweaver5
    @Spellweaver5 3 месяца назад +4

    "Mentions of essay".
    You guys should really find a better way to self-censor.

    • @DaRealKovi
      @DaRealKovi Месяц назад +2

      I thought "SA" was already a shorthand to dodge any algorithm blocking the real phrase. I think some people make these up because they think it's funny, not because it's actually necessary or even useful

    • @Spellweaver5
      @Spellweaver5 Месяц назад

      @@DaRealKovi you completely missed my point.
      SA sounds like "essay" when pronounced. It's confusing and cringe.
      If you want to evade the algorithms, you say "sexual assault".

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 23 дня назад

      ​@@Spellweaver5 I think that would trigger the algorithms, though

    • @Spellweaver5
      @Spellweaver5 23 дня назад

      @RanMouri82 the fact that you see my message, proves that it would not.

  • @SammaclauseGamgee
    @SammaclauseGamgee Месяц назад +12

    Oh man. An hour in and the person has lost me. People complaining about "wokeness" in games doesn't mean you can't have all those characters. It's such a stupid straw man. I hate when people do that. Wokeness is a problem in games when the game is so focused on things like DEI that they forget to make any of the characters interesting or write a good story. Proof? See BG3. 🙄 Massively popular and successful game that just happens to have those characters in it. Very few people are complaining about its wokeness.
    Anyway, rant over. I hate that argument; too many game companies use it as an excuse for their games failing and it's not even a real one.

    • @AeroOW
      @AeroOW Месяц назад +1

      I mean this does seem a little excessive though, literally every fucking character is gay lmao but I guess one audience likes that

    • @mufasafalldown8401
      @mufasafalldown8401 Месяц назад +3

      BG3 did romance terribly (for all options). Specifically, it's impossible to talk/learn about any companion without falling into the romance options.
      They should have at least made it somewhat difficult to trigger. So the player has to deliberately pursue it rather than "uhhh sorry I was just trying to learn more about you sorry bye 👋 ".

    • @jankieek8218
      @jankieek8218 23 дня назад +2

      ​​@@mufasafalldown8401 fing Gale trying to sleep with me again and again after I tell him I am not interested 10 times.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 23 дня назад +1

      Agreed 100%. It's like Dustborn was a D&D campaign.

    • @SammaclauseGamgee
      @SammaclauseGamgee 22 дня назад

      @@RanMouri82 well that's an over exaggeration if I ever saw one.
      You can dislike the game, but don't lie like that 🤣
      For the longest time I didn't want to play it because it was too popular. I didn't like that there was a genital slider because it meant there would be sex scenes where you'd see genitals, but then I saw you had to turn explicit content on or the slider wouldn't even show up. I saw the character of Astarion, who was an elven vampire rogue, and got mad because it's exactly the kind of character I would've liked to play in a single player game where my character's awful personality only affects NPCs. When I realized I /could/ play as him, I decided to give the game a shot and had a blast.

  • @thatonelegend817
    @thatonelegend817 Месяц назад

    41:22 oh so she is todd howard. 😂

  • @sillyblackfox
    @sillyblackfox Месяц назад +1

    these stories are so goofy. xD

  • @austinreed7343
    @austinreed7343 17 дней назад

    What are you fighting for!

  • @coolwolf506
    @coolwolf506 18 дней назад

    Where is that anime character from on the thumbnail, I keep seeing them

  • @CaptainPoseidon282
    @CaptainPoseidon282 5 дней назад

    48:38 I do not ascociate with anything related to Iris

  • @poesero
    @poesero 6 месяцев назад

    that guy really ace sa . . .

  • @RebekkaJones
    @RebekkaJones 10 дней назад

    *Barbarian's

  • @DeadRogueGuy
    @DeadRogueGuy 28 дней назад

    i don't believe u. and if this is real.... how could you not have left sooner? like, i just dont believe you

  • @MitchTheMagi
    @MitchTheMagi Месяц назад +1

    So... Iris goes down as the single worst DM I have ever heard of, and I've been playing since the mid 80's. She's also *the best example ever* of why Milestone leveling is the worst idea in the entire history of role playing games.

  • @jauneork278
    @jauneork278 14 дней назад

    This story absolutely must be fake.

  • @henrybowers6211
    @henrybowers6211 21 день назад

    I can't help but notice that you keep misreading parts of what's written. Maybe you should take some more time to internalise these stories as if you were rehearsing for a play. It is pretty distracting.

  • @fabiansw8
    @fabiansw8 Месяц назад +1

    Yooo you shouldn’t start the episode saying people who come from a place of pain inflict pain upon others. It is true but not for everyone, i dont even think thats the majority. Could be very toxic if people start thinking like that

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 23 дня назад +1

      Right? As if abuse is an excuse for abusing others.