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  • Опубликовано: 7 апр 2017
  • A lawyer (Louis C.K.) charms everyone in the courtroom (Kenan Thompson, Leslie Jones, Pete Davidson, Aidy Bryant, Vanessa Bayer) with a surprising attribute.
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  • @KoreaYear
    @KoreaYear 7 лет назад +6381

    Maybe he's guilty.
    Maybe it's Maybelline.

    • @angelarafael9875
      @angelarafael9875 5 лет назад +32

      SeanOverseas oh my god this comment 😂😂😂

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 4 года назад +1

      Wonrae Kim Oh Fuck XD

    • @vicchavez6570
      @vicchavez6570 4 года назад +6

      That is gold!!! Lmfao

    • @TheZacek
      @TheZacek 4 года назад +1

      Lol good one

    • @mrpc3
      @mrpc3 4 года назад +6

      This was basically a sketch commercial.

  • @jayemaelle3462
    @jayemaelle3462 7 лет назад +13900

    The dislikes are from people whose lashes are _clumpy and unremarkable._

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 7 лет назад +17

      You're still as gorgeous as ever! Not clumpy at all, and very remarkable...

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 7 лет назад +5

      (And even though you know it already, that's not gonna stop me from saying so. I got nothing to be ashamed of.)

    • @andreilyas1426
      @andreilyas1426 7 лет назад +2

      that is not her thou

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 7 лет назад +2

      What makes you say that???

    • @arthur_aleksanian
      @arthur_aleksanian 7 лет назад +4

      aahahaa

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 5 лет назад +305

    The gentle breeze in Vanessa's hair was a nice touch.

  • @unnecessarilysane
    @unnecessarilysane 5 лет назад +494

    "Walking around town, bringing spring wherever you go" 😂😂

  • @bubbleschocolate
    @bubbleschocolate 7 лет назад +2951

    "Appalled or jealousss?" LMAO

  • @jtmather
    @jtmather 7 лет назад +3190

    When Leslie turned around to see Louis, she was like....
    Didnt I fire you from Sprint?

  • @sirpsychosexy
    @sirpsychosexy 7 лет назад +1947

    I want you to tell me the truth BOOP!

    • @ianstiehl1994
      @ianstiehl1994 5 лет назад +3

      This comment has been hacked by Sombra

    • @lokeyadams6799
      @lokeyadams6799 4 года назад +10

      That's when I lost it!
      Hilarious!!!

    • @ElTioWaka
      @ElTioWaka 4 года назад

      @@ianstiehl1994 underrated comment

    • @MRIGUY11
      @MRIGUY11 4 года назад +1

      That was the best part

    • @deraldslack
      @deraldslack Год назад +1

      I’ll bet that was improvised.

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 2 года назад +214

    I think that Kenan has been a judge more times than most judges have been judges.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 4 месяца назад

      Lies again? Los Angeles Movies Plex Flex

  • @grendelsloth9950
    @grendelsloth9950 7 лет назад +6499

    I live for weird ass skits that don't make sense

  • @mnbro4lax
    @mnbro4lax 7 лет назад +2774

    Dude could eyelash his way into a supreme court nomination and no one would bat an eye.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 3 года назад +45

    "He wasn't with me and he's always talking about killing people!" 😂 I love how he just throws that last bit in there.

  • @Woadyn
    @Woadyn 4 года назад +91

    The first sight of Louis I was like..
    "Wtf.. his face looks so different!"
    It was "These eyes"

  • @workingguy6666
    @workingguy6666 7 лет назад +3137

    This was actually pretty unique and funny. CK does well on SNL

    • @itsgotime3341
      @itsgotime3341 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah him and the black guy from Keenan and kel, the rest of the cast sucks ass

    • @holographicbunny3297
      @holographicbunny3297 4 года назад +48

      Oh! Right! From Keenan and Kel! He was the black one. I hadn’t even noticed.

    • @Oscareuh
      @Oscareuh 4 года назад +5

      it's GO TIME!!! 33 nooo beck and Kyle are amazing too!

    • @MLJ5834
      @MLJ5834 4 года назад +6

      cecily strong funny too

    • @danivanon
      @danivanon 3 года назад +2

      @@itsgotime3341 aidy bryant is pretty good but she probly on her way out

  • @jodejack
    @jodejack 7 лет назад +1495

    yeah I have a guy with long lashes at work who gets compliments all the time. I saw him today and bust out laughing.

  • @snowy2619
    @snowy2619 4 года назад +61

    “Appalled or _jealous!!”_
    😂😂

  • @BowsandHearts13
    @BowsandHearts13 3 года назад +17

    What a pickle to be you 🤣
    Kenan, as usual, a gem

  • @Grotomode
    @Grotomode 7 лет назад +236

    I like to interpet the fact that the defendant ran away cause, as the only sociopath in the room, he wasnt influenced by the charms of the lawyer's fabulous eye lashes, and was able to think about his freedom.

  • @lulutyson9715
    @lulutyson9715 7 лет назад +3528

    Did anyone notice the defendant get away?

  • @LadyPisces96
    @LadyPisces96 4 года назад +40

    2:07 "what do you want me to say" 😂 the way he said that, hilarious

  • @Talhamid
    @Talhamid 3 года назад +189

    Absolutely outstanding. I watch this everytime I need a little dose of pure joy in my life

  • @carlshneebly7136
    @carlshneebly7136 7 лет назад +7319

    Who wrote this? They should write more of the skits.

    • @esayer33
      @esayer33 7 лет назад +596

      Louis probably did. If he wrote SNL it would be the best show on TV. Actually anything Louis is involved in is gold.

    • @beautifulstranger0_0
      @beautifulstranger0_0 7 лет назад +160

      Erin Sayer he probably actually did. He writes a lot of comedy genius shit that either gets hacked or goes under the radar.

    • @nadancers08
      @nadancers08 7 лет назад +111

      I've noticed that a lot of these sketches are similar to plenty of his stand up. (In a sense) true comedy gold.

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 7 лет назад +134

      Agreed, you dont see this kind of awkward comedy on SNL anymore where it works..

    • @shadowprince4482
      @shadowprince4482 7 лет назад +134

      I wish I could have been there when somebody pitched this. Sounds so stupid but it worked.

  • @mcnuggiestendies6442
    @mcnuggiestendies6442 7 лет назад +2658

    Damn, gimme the product name of those falsies they are stylin'

    • @26magicman26
      @26magicman26 7 лет назад +168

      Mcnuggies Tendies maybe it's Maybelline

    • @despereaux4708
      @despereaux4708 7 лет назад +83

      Mcnuggies Tendies darude sandstorm

    • @thatoneguy6595
      @thatoneguy6595 7 лет назад +22

      Mcnuggies Tendies probably 747's in medium or large/long

    • @cityzenjane2
      @cityzenjane2 7 лет назад +6

      So...this is a real thing?

    • @bebesomething
      @bebesomething 7 лет назад +12

      Mcnuggies Tendies Ardells Demi Whispies

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 2 года назад +21

    _"Clumpy and unremarkable"_ was my nickname in highschool.

  • @jerrythemagicalllama
    @jerrythemagicalllama 3 года назад +6

    3:52 LMFAO I DIDN'T NOTICE ALEX RUNING AWAY DJDJXJUCC

  • @captainkail
    @captainkail 7 лет назад +164

    That was the best buildup to a single punchline I've seen them pull off in a while

  • @nedmcdonagh3821
    @nedmcdonagh3821 7 лет назад +217

    I don't know how Louis kept a straight face for that entire sketch 😂😂😂

  • @oddkhan1251
    @oddkhan1251 4 года назад +19

    I love the small added detail that once everyone becomes distracted by the eyelashes, the man being accused runs away

  • @queennetshivhulana5552
    @queennetshivhulana5552 5 лет назад +25

    LMAO , " *Giggles*, what do you want me to say?''

  • @stoic8168
    @stoic8168 7 лет назад +86

    "You're gonna look me in the eyes, these eyes" XD

    • @zaineba7319
      @zaineba7319 4 года назад +2

      Lol I am sure Pennywise eyes are gorgeous 😂

  • @TomasiAkimeta
    @TomasiAkimeta 7 лет назад +537

    That tears it. I'm wearing falsies to my next job interview.

    • @lairdriver
      @lairdriver 4 года назад +9

      Holy shit that would be epic. Interview for a job you don't want!!

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 4 года назад +17

      Won't work unless your blinking causes an air flow

    • @kaddlstrophe
      @kaddlstrophe 3 года назад +4

      How did it go?

    • @murieltainter5936
      @murieltainter5936 3 года назад +2

      Hold on....."falsies" are a totally different item to wear.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад

      @@lairdriver Why

  • @kiracaro2492
    @kiracaro2492 4 года назад +59

    This is the most absurd sketch I’ve seen SNL ever do. I loved it. Much love 💕

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 Год назад +1

      Not nearly as absurd as Maine Justice

    • @2053nuki
      @2053nuki Год назад

      @@dewilew2137 Or as the Grape Jelly one. That one gets me every time.

  • @riddersjc
    @riddersjc Год назад +21

    If eyelashes are a metaphor for skill at stand up, this sketch pretty much sums up CK's recovery from his scandal

  • @drethethinker6418
    @drethethinker6418 7 лет назад +681

    hold up, hold up....maybe he was born with it. We can't just assume it's Maybelline.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 7 лет назад +2064

    Hey, it's how Johnnie Cochran got O.J. off.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 7 лет назад +66

      His eyelashes were pretty fantastic.

    • @GMSpectre
      @GMSpectre 7 лет назад +81

      It's also how he got him cleared from the murder charge as well.

    • @JeffreyGillespie
      @JeffreyGillespie 7 лет назад +175

      If the lashes flit, you must acquit! Heh.

    • @andreilyas1426
      @andreilyas1426 7 лет назад +2

      hahahaha

    • @csabo1725
      @csabo1725 7 лет назад +18

      If 2 necks got slit, you must aquit

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 5 лет назад +15

    It's so unusual to see closeups in these skits and I love it.

  • @f.spencer3925
    @f.spencer3925 2 года назад +2

    He looks cute af with those lashes 😍 The judge was Mesmerized tho🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 7 лет назад +73

    Why are lashes on Louis so fucking hilarious. My stomach hurts. 😂😂😂

  • @moxbroker
    @moxbroker 7 лет назад +51

    The absolute absurdity of this premise has me enchanted like the lawyer's eyes.

  • @wickedshadesproductions5254
    @wickedshadesproductions5254 3 года назад +3

    I love how Kenan was doing eveything he could to hold it in at 2:18

  • @I.want_2piss_on.U
    @I.want_2piss_on.U Год назад +4

    Bring Louis back!!

  • @northofyou33
    @northofyou33 7 лет назад +56

    I love Kenan Thompson. He is always spot on.

  • @liammorgan-nolan8991
    @liammorgan-nolan8991 7 лет назад +504

    that was good.

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:51 The defendant sneaks off while everyone's distracted by the lawyer's eyelashes that can somehow create a breeze just by fluttering.

  • @user-no2vw8tm2s
    @user-no2vw8tm2s 4 года назад +4

    Brilliant skit about how good looks can influence a jury's and judge's view on a case.

  • @randyh.7782
    @randyh.7782 7 лет назад +687

    2:17 - 2:21 Kenan Thompson is doing his best not to laugh. 😁

  • @mindpearlgirl
    @mindpearlgirl 7 лет назад +396

    So this is how miles edgeworth kept a perfect prosecution record

  • @thelastofthebrohicans
    @thelastofthebrohicans 6 лет назад +10

    Every skit with Louis is great.

  • @playboyprincess4436
    @playboyprincess4436 Год назад +1

    "What a pickle to be you 😊... Walking around town.. bringing Spring wherever you go" 😂🤣😂... KEENAN IS THE KING!! KEEP RESPECT ON HIS NAME

  • @timothymccaskey4362
    @timothymccaskey4362 7 лет назад +539

    A disreputable lawyer paid a jury foreman a large sum of money to convince the rest of the jury to find his client guilty of manslaughter instead of second-degree murder. After the jury found the man guilty of manslaughter the lawyer went up to the jury foreman and said, "Well my good man, did you have any problem convincing the rest of the jury to convict on manslaughter?" "You don't know the half of it", replied the foreman. "The other 11 jury members wanted to find him not guilty".

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 7 лет назад +6

      Timothy McCaskey 😅😆😅😅😅😅

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 7 лет назад +13

      Timothy McCaskey this needs more likes

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 7 лет назад +29

      Rexy705 the lawyer thought​ they were going to declare his client guilty of the murder so he paid this guy to convince the others to get him for manslaughter instead of murder so the sentence wouldn't be so bad, but the jury was actually declaring him non guilty but since the guy was paid to convince them for manslaughter so that's what he did, so instead of walking free he was convicted 😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @richardknapp8322
      @richardknapp8322 7 лет назад +11

      crime does't pay....

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 7 лет назад +13

      Richard Knapp it launders...

  • @ofwgkta42
    @ofwgkta42 7 лет назад +61

    I skit about a lawyer with nice eyelashes? that's SO WEIRD and I love it!

  • @nathanwiles2719
    @nathanwiles2719 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just noticed the defendant escapes at the end while his attorney and everyone else are distracted.

  • @DontTroubleMe
    @DontTroubleMe 7 месяцев назад +2

    Kennan smile at the eyelashes made me laugh. He was genuinely going to laugh

  • @anneemull
    @anneemull 7 лет назад +60

    This was one of the BEST SNL skits I've seen in a long time!!!

  • @meduimrareberries5888
    @meduimrareberries5888 7 лет назад +468

    Someone call Gigi Hadad. Tell her she's fired. Tell her Louis C. K. is the new spokesperson for maybelline.

  • @johnc8209
    @johnc8209 2 года назад +5

    Its such a small thing to create a whole sketch over but it works so good

  • @michaeldunkel1582
    @michaeldunkel1582 3 года назад +8

    "I've never seen someone so blatantly disregard protocol"
    There's no protocol for whatever this is.

  • @NatalieBoat111
    @NatalieBoat111 7 лет назад +150

    "boop!"

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 4 года назад +2

      L. P. Probably my fav part! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @sunsetpalms1923
    @sunsetpalms1923 7 лет назад +351

    I am going to try this tomorrow and see if it works at my parole hearing--wish me luck!

  • @miracas1206
    @miracas1206 8 месяцев назад +1

    I would be smitten too, lol!! I'm actually jealous, those lashes are quite lovely!

  • @Make_SL_Great_Again
    @Make_SL_Great_Again 4 месяца назад +1

    Sprint worker to a lawyer after being fired!
    Sprint manager to a Bailiff after firing that worker!!
    What a journey!!!🥳😂🤣

  • @brandonlong1748
    @brandonlong1748 7 лет назад +4

    Louis is the best and quite honestly Kenan is solid in every sketch I see him in

  • @spacetimecontinuum
    @spacetimecontinuum 7 лет назад +94

    This is hilarious to me because I had a boyfriend with this exact same eye-lash situation(real ones) and it was DEADLY!

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 4 года назад +1

    Those close ups are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 6 лет назад +2

    Kenan over the past decade has become the cornerstone of SNL.

  • @pterodactylpancakes4282
    @pterodactylpancakes4282 7 лет назад +10

    Aidy Bryant's outburst has to be the funniest part of this whole skit XD

  • @nickb816
    @nickb816 7 лет назад +195

    This premise is so stupid but it fucking works.

  • @MirageProductions38
    @MirageProductions38 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️ love it sm
    Aidy killed me lol then Pete’s cute “ what do you want me to say?” Lol

  • @wanderer3561
    @wanderer3561 3 года назад +6

    Kenan is absolutely awesome in courtroom sketches

  • @PolarPhantom
    @PolarPhantom 7 лет назад +6

    I like that subtle gag with the defendant leaving.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 5 лет назад

      Since last year, I'll never see anything but Eric..

  • @patrialibre12
    @patrialibre12 7 лет назад +321

    I'm pretty sure Sean Spicer is looking into buying falsies to ease his press conferences .

    • @bubbleschocolate
      @bubbleschocolate 7 лет назад +6

      +patrialibre. He needs two sets of lashes and mascara. LMAO

    • @patrialibre12
      @patrialibre12 7 лет назад

      bubbleschocolate 😂😂😂

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 5 лет назад +2

      This comment has not aged well

    • @ljb5163
      @ljb5163 4 года назад

      TheKiss No comments about Trumps cabinet age well.

  • @sirwoodofeast9497
    @sirwoodofeast9497 5 лет назад +2

    "Aww, both of you?" Kenan is great

  • @user-pc3xb4hd8i
    @user-pc3xb4hd8i 5 лет назад +2

    I want you to look at me and tell me the truth - BOOP! lolol

  • @Room142
    @Room142 7 лет назад +8

    Keenan is always on point. Love him

  • @Sarah-hr4dz
    @Sarah-hr4dz 7 лет назад +5

    2:08 what you want me to say😂😂😂😂

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 2 года назад +2

    Never thought I'd ever think this...but C.K. actually does look pretty lol

  • @Nothing.nobody.
    @Nothing.nobody. 3 года назад +17

    Watching Ck vs. Pete knowing that he tried to get him fired is very weird

    • @josepablorodriguezfiscal6890
      @josepablorodriguezfiscal6890 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @nad1ax2
      @nad1ax2 2 года назад

      I highly doubt his version of the story and not even because he was high out of his mind at the time. And there’s no evidence that Louie tried to fire him, even within his own account of the incident
      Also it’s safe to say that he has severe drug problems considering he’s been to drug rehab multiple times

    • @AlexDogwalker1234
      @AlexDogwalker1234 2 года назад

      @@nad1ax2 Ew, defending the guy that takes his penis out and jacks off in front of people without consent.

    • @nad1ax2
      @nad1ax2 2 года назад

      ​@@AlexDogwalker1234 Pathetic liar. There has never been any incident documented or fortold where Louie didn't ask for the explicit consent of those involved

  • @MrAkiyamamio
    @MrAkiyamamio 7 лет назад +50

    Is this supposes to be a sketch or a commercial? If its the later, its fucking genius product placement

    • @austindevine248
      @austindevine248 7 лет назад +2

      SpadeAce91 HD the sketch was great ether way

  • @jwill1027
    @jwill1027 5 лет назад +5

    3:17 “my God” omg I peed my pants a little

  • @furiousshitter5038
    @furiousshitter5038 6 лет назад +2

    'appalled or jealous' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swisscheeseoo7487
    @swisscheeseoo7487 Год назад

    2:05 the break both of them.. I love them lashes ♥️ he would make a perfect Drag

  • @NS-bn3dd
    @NS-bn3dd 7 лет назад +3

    them close-ups !! LMAO !

  • @chuckanziulewicz9926
    @chuckanziulewicz9926 7 лет назад +7

    Kinda absurd, wondered where they were going with all this ... and then ... BRILLIANT.

  • @doingstuffwithrus6574
    @doingstuffwithrus6574 9 месяцев назад +1

    LoL 🤣!! It gradually gets funnier and funnier.

  • @KittySYT
    @KittySYT 2 года назад +1

    The way judge is staring CJ! 😂😂

  • @DngrDan
    @DngrDan Год назад +4

    I can't believe people don't think this is funny. This was the best SNL had been in a long time.

  • @willbarrows1
    @willbarrows1 7 лет назад +19

    Louis CK has a very strong lash game, respect

  • @danielamancheen7292
    @danielamancheen7292 3 года назад +2

    I appreciate that kenan is always the judge

  • @michelleh.5225
    @michelleh.5225 7 лет назад +1

    lmao I love the defendant discreetly walking out at the end

  • @jafarrahman2069
    @jafarrahman2069 5 лет назад +3

    Venassa is love

  • @missoctober8859
    @missoctober8859 7 лет назад +21

    I never thought eyelashes would make me laugh so much.

  • @MumNeesh22
    @MumNeesh22 3 года назад +1

    This was A LOT funnier than I thought it would be when I hit "play." 😭😂😭
    BOOP!

  • @susiehenders
    @susiehenders 2 года назад

    “Clumpy and unremarkable” 🤩🥳

  • @ddgliveswell3639
    @ddgliveswell3639 7 лет назад +15

    Louis CK is hilarious. I def want those lashes

  • @cityzenjane2
    @cityzenjane2 7 лет назад +62

    That was very very silly and it tickled me.

  • @zombiepirate23
    @zombiepirate23 4 года назад +2

    Hahah I love this. More with the lashes

  • @rithicadevireddy
    @rithicadevireddy 3 года назад +1

    Comedy GENIUS! 🤣

  • @johnlombard777
    @johnlombard777 5 лет назад +5

    Louie CK is the best comedic actor I have ever seen. And I am old.

  • @rirasel1
    @rirasel1 2 года назад +3

    This skit is so underrated!!

  • @thebookwasbetter3650
    @thebookwasbetter3650 4 месяца назад

    Opening statement and she's already resting her case. That's one confident lawyer!

  • @kasg9858
    @kasg9858 4 года назад +19

    so your just gonna tell me this whole court case was a maybelline commercial? lmaoo