56. Conscription - Mike & Vittorio's Guide to Parenting

Mike and Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting is a weekly podcast, where two London-based Irish comedians Mike Rice and Vittorio Angelone tackle the current issues facing parents from the unique perspective of not having any children, any interest in children, or mentioning children at all.
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[@giannidcenzo]

😂😂😂

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love and respect to manscaped for getting to sponsor the goat pod

[@stevenbierman3259]

Finally! A sponsor!
Other podcasts when they get a sponsor: Here is my absolute favourite thing in the world, despite me never using it ever. Go buy it.
Guide to Parenting podcast:
-Cocaine joke about the late Diego Maradona
-Suicide joke
-Paedophilia joke
-Blown up Middle Eastern city joke
I don't think there is a better way to do an ad than that! I look forward to your eventual Love Honey ad!

[@iiTHEDYlANFRASERii]

Those coke fairies sound a lot like Barry Keoghan

[@andremp03]

36:59 - the pod's using graphics now?! Boys we've entered a new era

[@DaveEd2499.]

I love that it doesn’t match the logo font at all 😂

[@michaelodonovan3732]

fucking hell that manscaped segment hahahaha

[@playeryin1831]

"Life is a sludge flavoured charade" - Mike Rice

[@ChrisLynch-e4s]

The truly chaotic ad read we all deserved

[@Billdijk000]

Nice short and snappy 6 minute AD read! Well done lads 😂😂

[@AlexSPQR]

So glad that they have a sponsor going. God knows they deserve it! I Hope they can keep this sponsor and are finally able to access the money if they ever get any! 😂

[@Yourauld1]

Best ad read ever! Fair play lads 😂

[@martinflavell3172]

loved up tele
marketer hahahahaha!!!! nailed it

[@Harry75]

Feck the Lawnmower, tell a middle aged man about an ear and nose hair trimmer and watch their eyes light up. It's all ahead of you, lads!

[@peelan2k8]

My grooming needs are already met but I’m buying one anyway that ad read deserves it 😂

[@ryansoprano8126]

You boys need to come to Louisiana if you ever do a US tour. We have the best food in the country!

[@NotThatTomBrady]

Cinema's don't really see anything from tickets, mostly goes to the studio, they make the money on popcorn & pop, 27p including staff wages to make a large popcorn combo, £9 or whatever it is now on sale, mostly profit. Can confirm having worked a few that many of the staff were suicidal.

[@SoupyBill]

Best manscape ad i’ve ever heard, how big would it be if it was a wrestler? Huge, stunning. chang, p*dos and the middle east. every beat was hit.

[@Howyanow]

Siege of jadotville what a movie

[@theecatindahat]

Yeah, The Holdovers was great.

[@DopeBlackDads]

I would love to jump on an episode

[@FR-eu3ch]

Same thing happened to me in Oxford - homeless geezer came up to me while I was chatting with a pal so I just grabbed a tenner out my pocket and gave it to him, then he taps me on the shoulder while I'm giving her a hug to ask me what the fuck it is - it was a scottish tenner because I am scottish and had just gotten off the train from Scotland 😐 he looked genuinely pissed off as well

[@Charlie_Erwin]

Bet below for how long this ad stays before management watches the pod.

[@TheKimGlynn]

They sponsor Hutchy, so the lads'll be grand for sure 😊

[@gernico13]

I used to like Vittorio, But now I've heard his views on sausage rolls I can't even look at him.

[@MattyS18920]

Sauce, no sauce, cold, warm - give me that Sausage Roll!!!

[@rhyswilliams7113]

That weird American yellow mustard on a sausage roll is banging

[@DaveEd2499.]

Here’s my unwarranted take on a sausage roll. Does it need sauce? No. Is it better with sauce? Undoubtedly yes. But not BBQ sauce 😂 sweet chilli, franks, sriracha, ketchup at a push.
I can raw dog and do very often raw dog a sausage roll. One of the best savoury snacks there is.

[@grahamdoig8128]

HP sauce on a sausage roll you philistines

[@barkevious673]

Free philistine 🇵🇸

[@DaveEd2499.]

@@barkevious673unbelievable 😂

[@Medusa3055]

Instead of including the wall in the frame, you were going to include the socks.

[@jakethompson1302]

That was the worst ad read I have ever heard. I'm ordering mine now 👍

[@giannidcenzo]

😂😂😂

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