@@phil-jc8hp Absolutely horse riding is the leading sports for brain related injuries. I do not know if people realise how many people get horrifically injured from falling of a horse.
The fact that he put Handball in the "I can't compete" because he didn't know the rules, but his ass put fucking Kata in "I could finish this" without even knowing what Kata was has me physically tilted.
The number of chatters who don't seem to understand what "average 35 year old" means is crazy. NL is way more fit than the average 35 year old in regards to anything cardio related
The rankings are fucked. For all the combat sports he assumes competing against an Olympian where he gets killed but one of the rankings is vs a 12 year old where he always wins and vs a 35 year old where he wins a good amount of the time. It’s just all fucked up
NL one said that every type B chatter has one game that brings out the type A in them. For me it was Nintendo Switch Sports Soccer. I think for Librarian I might be tier lists.
@@andrewm6470 12-year-old who has trained for like 5 years would slump him. A 9-year-old hurt Eddie Hall with a leg kick, imagine the damage a 12yo would do to NL's face.
I like these kinds of streams because chat suddenly becomes one of those couch dudes that are sure they’re pretty good at X sport whenever the Olympics roll around
“NO this one is a victory because it’s against 12 year olds.” “Well if I ever did this it would obviously be against an olympian” **Not me thinking about the Judo placements.**
He’s logically inconsistent later but I get his original intention with the tiers was to only consider his performance in the event. The performance of the theoretical average 35 year old is irrelevant to NL’s ability to complete an event.
@@andrewm6470 The problem is when many sports are competitions against a team/person rather then getting a score of time and "completing" it I'd be able to "complete" Taekwondo if I was the only one there 😂 The tiers break down when you have to pick an opponent
@@json_bourne3812 yeah, it’s hardly a tier list that’s for sure. More like a choose your own adventure book. You chose judo? Flip to page 5, you break your neck and die. You chose boxing? Flip to page 2, you defeat your 12 year old opponent with ease and earn Canada a gold medal. It’s a silly list.
So I guess when he was talking about Boxing he was imagining going up against the 12 year old, but when imagining judo he was imagining how he'd perform against an Olympic athlete vs how a 12 year old would perform against an Olympic athlete. in which case it doesn't matter how badly the 12 year old does, NL would still get hurt which makes it an automatic bottom tier.
@@TheKisserOfBoysbut as soon as you enter the water there, you are already in danger, even if you have no plans to surf. 7m waves and shallow water with corals below, good luck
The surfing logic was insane. Only event where he was okay just not doing it because it would be a struggle to get there. By that logic, he could just pencil dive for diving or not mount a horse
brother there is a 10 meter dive in the diving competition. you're going 40 miles an hour by the time you hit the water; pencil dive wrong and you're breaking your foot.
@@ArchOwl that’s a fair point. Although if he doesn’t have to actually go to the waves for surfing, then I suppose a more apt comparison would be to touch the diving ladder and turn around.
@9:37 I play student ice hockey in Europe and because few people in my country play we have a lot of international student. A couple of my north American friend have commented how back in the america's they would be below average. Now they are top scorers in the league. But then again on the few occasions that we play football as a warm-up the roles reverse.
It depends where the swim of the triathlon is. In the Seine or any substantial river, NL is cooked. Actual triathletes said today the swim was almost impossible cos the current is so strong. In a quiet lake, NL can prob take his time and complete it
The people thinking he could hang in rowing have definitely never rowed. Put a random person in a shell at speed and they’re catching an ejector crab insta and going for a swim.
Gotta be honest I understand his reasoning for surviving surfing. If him immediately falling off the board puts him at risk of a 10 foot wave at the starting line then everyone not competing around him are also at risk. It'd be different if he made it 100 feet out but he's not making it 20 feet.
losing my mind at boxing (most dangerous of the 4 contact sports) being way higher than fucking karate kumite and taekwondo where it's all light taps. whatever
For the most part this probably would have been fine without the 12 yr old category, that fucks it all up. It should probably be A tier = 35 yr old and S tier = 25 yr old. Honestly the tiers he had would have been fine if it wasn't for the psychotic way he ranked the contact and combat sports.
for anyone wondering by the way the answer for me is dressage: could not complete, xc and showjumping: i would die. i would also kill myself if i was somehow in the position where i would have to do either of them and spare myself the embarassment
Idk why he even put the triathlon at the top, sure he might do a lil better than average, but theres absolutely no way hes finishing a 1500m swim and would be a DNF
Could I survive a fight with a panda? It's a draw.
Could I survive riding a tamed horse? We're cooked.
These professional horses kind of know what they have to do, right? They trained their whole life for that
Perfect encapsulation
The horses are.. they’re.. DANCING! RUUUUUUUN!!!
@@phil-jc8hp Absolutely horse riding is the leading sports for brain related injuries. I do not know if people realise how many people get horrifically injured from falling of a horse.
Bro is saying it's harder to throw hands than it is to do something people study lol
Find someone who believes in you the way chat believes in the average 35 year old
The fact that he put Handball in the "I can't compete" because he didn't know the rules, but his ass put fucking Kata in "I could finish this" without even knowing what Kata was has me physically tilted.
cant intuit the rules but you can look at the person next to you
Physically tilted is so funny to me
Leaning over my table at a 20% decline for that one frfr@@jazzarazzatfc5047
@@jazzarazzatfc5047 got me tilted at a 30 degree angle for the whole day
@@arsonblu8333 the way you might tilt your head when you can quite believe the level of nonsense you're hearing from a normally sane man
When the Librarian has to add a disclaimer saying streamer is unhinged with his logic 😂
The number of chatters who don't seem to understand what "average 35 year old" means is crazy. NL is way more fit than the average 35 year old in regards to anything cardio related
most 35 year olds just work, drink, sleep, repeat
no one is riding a fucking palaton everyday
Yeah but if you take the actual average 35 year old NL would beat them in pretty much all disciplines.
@@tim..indeed True, his rankings were incredibly inconsistent lol
@@tim..indeed not in boxing lol, he's way too skinny
Average 35 year old over what population? In Canada? In NA? In the world? I think he's probably above average, but I'm not sure about all of these.
OKAY OKAY lets rate sports, lets rate sports with inconsistency
In a sea of we're X guys comments, you're the hero we need
Him thinking he could complete the kayaking event has to be leftover hubris from London gaming
he literally said he couldnt ?
I have the feeling he imagined that in a nice and shallow pool with no water flow whatsoever xD
he could miss all of the gates and just try his best to balance its probably doable if hard
I think I could do the tabbagon. (I'm delusional)
Whitewater kayaking is hella hard to initially learn. I dunno about getting hurt other than having an unhappy swim on their course, though.
The rankings are fucked. For all the combat sports he assumes competing against an Olympian where he gets killed but one of the rankings is vs a 12 year old where he always wins and vs a 35 year old where he wins a good amount of the time. It’s just all fucked up
Yeah it's awesome
Librarian you cooked with that cut away at 17:40
Absolutely devastating fraud exposure there, lil bro definitely needs to stick with the peloton
When the T-ball kid brags about how he's gonna hit a home run at the pickup game of baseball.
actually exposed on the tl
NL one said that every type B chatter has one game that brings out the type A in them. For me it was Nintendo Switch Sports Soccer.
I think for Librarian I might be tier lists.
listen... the combat sports are a bundle, no reason for boxing to be separate from the rest
i love that he doesn’t think he would beat the average 12 year old in any fighting category
I guess he thinks he can only beat them in boxing? Lmao
@@andrewm6470 12-year-old who has trained for like 5 years would slump him. A 9-year-old hurt Eddie Hall with a leg kick, imagine the damage a 12yo would do to NL's face.
@@minartson but they’re supposed to be an average 12 year old. The only thing an average 12 year old today would slump him at is Fortnite
Yeah I could box in the Olympics without getting hurt. It’s OVER for those preteens!
it's not like you'll be put in a cage with Mike Tyson, Olympic boxing is much less brutal than stuff like UFC
I like these kinds of streams because chat suddenly becomes one of those couch dudes that are sure they’re pretty good at X sport whenever the Olympics roll around
“NO this one is a victory because it’s against 12 year olds.”
“Well if I ever did this it would obviously be against an olympian”
**Not me thinking about the Judo placements.**
we're all thinking about the judo/karate placements luv that shit is pure insanity
What are the judo placements like
@@kylemac8672 Not putting up 12 year olds.
The average 35 year old cannot finish 90% of these events, yet is the S tier. My streamer.
He’s logically inconsistent later but I get his original intention with the tiers was to only consider his performance in the event. The performance of the theoretical average 35 year old is irrelevant to NL’s ability to complete an event.
@@andrewm6470 The problem is when many sports are competitions against a team/person rather then getting a score of time and "completing" it
I'd be able to "complete" Taekwondo if I was the only one there 😂
The tiers break down when you have to pick an opponent
@@json_bourne3812 yeah, it’s hardly a tier list that’s for sure. More like a choose your own adventure book. You chose judo? Flip to page 5, you break your neck and die. You chose boxing? Flip to page 2, you defeat your 12 year old opponent with ease and earn Canada a gold medal. It’s a silly list.
I think he means the average 35 year old that can finish the event. Same with the 12.
My favourite bit this week is using the word 'engineer' as a slur
NL when he has to compete in Judo against a 12-year-old, :-0
They're calling it the farmers boy grip ptsd
@@MangroveLord The average 12 year old has been doing hard field labor for 13 years.
we're Olympics guys uhhh uhhhh
heeeeeeeeeeeeelp
@@SoundQuesterHELP MEEEEEEEE
We're Olympics guys of course we love taking down videos about Olympics
We’re the event with rings guys
Hi Rin
The tier list slowly becomes a tear list 😢
Is anyone surprised? The man said he could beat up a panda in his animal tier list
This man speaks about martial arts like someone who has never been roundhouse kicked in the head
I’ve been trying to all day he keeps dodging them effortlessly and then chuckling to himself 😢
His experience of martial arts is a boxercise class and he got cooked in that.
@@ketsuakagi5646you gotta compensate for his head being lower because he’s on the pelaton
The inclusion of injury adds a hilarious second variable that just doesn't jivve with the rest of the list.
So I guess when he was talking about Boxing he was imagining going up against the 12 year old, but when imagining judo he was imagining how he'd perform against an Olympic athlete vs how a 12 year old would perform against an Olympic athlete. in which case it doesn't matter how badly the 12 year old does, NL would still get hurt which makes it an automatic bottom tier.
To be fair, the list was described to be logically inconsistent
@kiyokiyoko I'm not being critical. I see the logic.
librarian your inner comp sci guy is showing with the caveat
NL should have left it at S-F tier with this one ICANT
Just started and already laughing at the Shark hair tools ad.
Google really needs to work on their algorithm.
Interestingly enough, I think nl actually underrated himself a lot on a few on the events.
As someone from Luxembourg, I get taken aback *very* frequently by how often he brings it up lol
Seriously overestimates the average 35 year old, I'm pretty sure that person is getting winded going up 2 flights of stairs
Especially if you expand that to globally. The average 35 year old globally is like 5 foot 7 and 136 pounds.
Egg really thinking he could just swim against the 7m waves without getting injured 💀
He litteraly said cause he is ass he wont even attempt that, thats why he wont get injured xD
@@TheKisserOfBoysbut as soon as you enter the water there, you are already in danger, even if you have no plans to surf. 7m waves and shallow water with corals below, good luck
The surfing logic was insane. Only event where he was okay just not doing it because it would be a struggle to get there. By that logic, he could just pencil dive for diving or not mount a horse
brother there is a 10 meter dive in the diving competition. you're going 40 miles an hour by the time you hit the water; pencil dive wrong and you're breaking your foot.
@@ArchOwl that’s a fair point. Although if he doesn’t have to actually go to the waves for surfing, then I suppose a more apt comparison would be to touch the diving ladder and turn around.
ngl i see nl’s vision on pretty much all of these, call me crazy
please elaborate on why none of the other combat sports isn't in 12 year old tier
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Holy shit its NL and the Yard in one librarian video im so pogged up
Glad NL admits he fell off a bike.
NL should use the same categories to rate positions from the Kama Sutra
Better change that one category to average 18 year old, then
For me this list makes more sense than the average american population thinking they could beat the shit out of a bear in 1v1 bare hands.
He doesnt know the triathlon is timed, you cant complete it very slowly
I swear nothing is funnier than the mud factory
I mean the rest of the list is insane but (with the exception of Rhythmic Gymnastics, shoutout Elena Shinohara) i think his S-tier is defensible
This tierlist sane compared to a coney list
Rumbleverse mentioned! I miss that era so much.
@9:37 I play student ice hockey in Europe and because few people in my country play we have a lot of international student. A couple of my north American friend have commented how back in the america's they would be below average. Now they are top scorers in the league.
But then again on the few occasions that we play football as a warm-up the roles reverse.
I love any NL sports discussion. Also why does he think Krav Maga is real
Is it not? I always heard it's an extremely deadly hand to hand style. Similar to Silat.
this felt like a Coney tier list video except with out the dozen new tiers
Honestly I thought this was gonna be way more unhinged based on the disclaimer. For NL this tier list is downright sensible!
wait he did a tierlist YESTERDAY? I thought this would be an edit of an old stream. we are so back
some of these chatters have never seen a Coney tier list and it really shows. this is tame by comparison.
we learn about a new sidequest of his every week
“i dont know the lyrics” then proceeds to sing the verses of we didnt start the fire almost perfectly
Tier lists are the best content because NL has the most insane takes. People are still talking about the fucking panda.
He’s right about the panda, what will it do. It cannot catch a relatively fit man and it will starve long before them
Dan Gheesling: Apex specimen
the way to do this and have it still be about the olympics would be just having the top 2 tiers be "could i beat an olympian with x/y handicap"
Insane tierlists are back LETSGOOO
Streamer better be headlining the next chess-boxing event with this braggadocio.
It depends where the swim of the triathlon is. In the Seine or any substantial river, NL is cooked. Actual triathletes said today the swim was almost impossible cos the current is so strong. In a quiet lake, NL can prob take his time and complete it
Track and field includes pole-vaulting.
This is like a fever dream
The people thinking he could hang in rowing have definitely never rowed. Put a random person in a shell at speed and they’re catching an ejector crab insta and going for a swim.
17:54 Can one egg be fried THIS hard?
This vids title is my favorite in the harry potter series
Holy crap wake up honey a new tierlist content is out!
Finally i can eat, i'm starting to get tired rewatching the animal and execution tier list 😂
not the ad ICANT
13:43 librarian will use this for years to come
Gotta be honest I understand his reasoning for surviving surfing. If him immediately falling off the board puts him at risk of a 10 foot wave at the starting line then everyone not competing around him are also at risk. It'd be different if he made it 100 feet out but he's not making it 20 feet.
losing my mind at boxing (most dangerous of the 4 contact sports) being way higher than fucking karate kumite and taekwondo where it's all light taps. whatever
He put himself in S tier for what looks to be rhythmic gymnastics? How did you cut that explanation lol
he just said he was more agile than the average man
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau but is he more agile than the average 12 year old I wonder...
Im just here before the Dan's Kirby slander video
The disclaimer sent me
We are IOC guys. Of course we enable sportswashing.
Northernlion's tier lists are my favorite content
People saying you would be worse than average 35 y/o in the triathlon don't know that most 35 year olds don't exercise at all
For the most part this probably would have been fine without the 12 yr old category, that fucks it all up. It should probably be A tier = 35 yr old and S tier = 25 yr old. Honestly the tiers he had would have been fine if it wasn't for the psychotic way he ranked the contact and combat sports.
you know its a good video when 30 seconds in youre googling "what does acumen mean" and then still not understanding what the fuck he is talking about
Should've been a checklist rather than a tierlist
havent watched yet but as a horse girl am interested to see what he says abt the equestrian ones LOL
for anyone wondering by the way the answer for me is dressage: could not complete, xc and showjumping: i would die. i would also kill myself if i was somehow in the position where i would have to do either of them and spare myself the embarassment
librarian giving engineer indeed
His basketball takes are genuinely baffling
Water polo is super dangerous he would get injured or die for sure
You don't have a Patreon right? Which are the names scrolling down at the end?
youtube members
Pog content
20:00 NL is a type A biker ICANT
watching this list live had me screaming why didn’t he just change the tiers they were so bad 😂
I would have loved to watch the Olympics but I ended up having a stroke from the opening ceremony.
Chat was kinda embarrassing not knowing like anything about a triathlon. I saw so many stupid chat messages that just don’t understand what it is
Librarian are you secretly using crypto NL from the road rage video for the thumbnails? I'm on to you.
9:45 LMAOO
should of made the bottom tier opening ceremony tier
Idk why he even put the triathlon at the top, sure he might do a lil better than average, but theres absolutely no way hes finishing a 1500m swim and would be a DNF
Nl doesnt understand that you cant go fast at all in cities on a bike. At least where im at there is a ton of wind.
Can't believe the FIRST ranking is already completely illogical. NL could absolutely beat the average 12 year old in basketball
Does it really count as competing in synchro-swimming if you just thread water?
Can't compete in judo but would compete in boxxing.
hey librarian who would you say "your streamer" is?
thanks,
-me
im already scared of the results
NL at 2x speed sounds like Ben Shapiro
He should've just changed average to decent
Wtf is the symbol with the random horse in the middle and why are there two dives rotated? I wanted the banter where he parses that out 🤣
@6:57 true but definitely not the average 12yo *from the hood*
ice hockey? welcome to hell
reeeeeeeee wheres the skeet shooting part
Pog
chatters and NL both vastly overestimating the abilities of an "average" 12 year old lol