I'm beginning to think Simon is the one being held in a basement. Danny constantly dropping boxes of Magic Spoon with scripts tucked inside. "Read this when this light comes on Fact Boi or I'll put ETA back in there with you." If this is true just blink S.O.S. during the next Business Blaze and we will send help.
Says who ? Sam, Danny , E.T.A. Mister X ? Does Simon have any say in all this ? Perhaps, he just pretends to enjoy what he cannot avoid, (allegedly) while looking his escape and new identity.ALLEGEDLY
It doesn't get mentioned so much in comments, but Danny is quite a talented writer! He's got great form and structure and balance, and the scripts are clever and witty as well as informative. You can even hear how his style/skill have evolved since earlier scripts. Maybe if i'm ever abducted and chained in someone's basement (allegedly), I'll ask for some paper and see if it turns me into a good writer... Danny, you're an inspiration as well as a legend!
"Being hanged in the morning focuses the mind wonderfully." There's also Stephen King's writing advice, which I can summarize as: "Sit down and do the job." No such thing as writer's block if it's your 9 to 5.
@@JoshSweetvale What an AWEsome comment--Absolutely! :) Thank you for that. I'm a composer and I have no problem w/discipline there; I should use the same process with my writing duh! (i am a 'bit' known for missing the obvious on occasion, but I'm working on actively writing, so seriously--this was helpful) :) Do you write?
@@ingridfong-daley5899 I'm annoyed that I _can't_ schedule a day for my writing practice. Even during lockdown, too much other stuff. Rrrrr... Enjoy your creative works!
@@JoshSweetvale Eek--sorry! I'm a big fan of goofy personal hacks to maximise my use of 'waiting/wasted' time, even if they look peculiar. Dictation while driving, etc... maybe there's a way to fit it in to your current schedule by just slightly changing the 'way' you do it? Paper notebook v computer, etc? (idk, trying to be helpful in return, sorry) :) I wish you the best of luck!!
"...numerological codes literally sprinkled across the bible..." Does anyone else hate it when they spill their numerology codes across holy texts or even worse, behind the fridge?
Man, it's weird all the translators were in on it - and Emporer Constantine, who united christans under his rule (and what would become Catholicism) by killing any priest who didn't agree with him and putting GIGANTIC statues of himself in their churches
Fluoride is mind controll, The government is making simon make business blaze. Simon is in the pentagons basement... And Danny is in a basement below that.
Plot twist - The whole story of Danny being trapped in Simon's basement is just a rouse to distract from the reality that Simon is the prisoner trapped in a heartless Danny's basement. Oh, and Sam is a CIA operative...
I mean there's only so much staring into the blank void that is the basement one can do before they need to fill their time with other things. The memes are all he has. Sam and Danny just don't wanna end up like ETA
@@thomasmiller7278 ETA is gonna make a spectacular return. He's not been banished for life. I presume he is in the basement still, probably keeping Danny and Sam company 🤷🏾♂️
I'm not gonna Lie. I'd spend good money to send Alex Jones the first BB conspiracy script and watch him read it on camera. Just to see him try to get through it. The video would be 4 hours long with all of the derailments
Simon, you must have a humongous...basement if you're in the Czech Republic and Danny's in the U.K. and Sam is who knows where. Sam definitely nailed it with the memes today, too.
They invented a way to run engines off of water over a hundred years ago... It's called a steam engine. It requires coal or some other way to heat the water, but electrolysis has similar issues.
They have some very different and unrelated issues, like requiring electricity to electrolyze the water into oxygen and hydrogen, which can only be done cheaply though methods that aren't cheap to do. Steam, on the other hand, would require most of the world's wood and coal supplies to be used up within a very short amount of time to power the world's vehicle needs. There actually were coal and wood power steam engine cars on the market at one point. They were terrible. They were expensive. They were prone to failure. They were slow and had low power output because their boilers weren't large enough to be efficient.
Simon, just throwing this out there... lawsuits involving trees (say, if my neighbor cuts down my tree) can get silly expensive 5-6 figures are common, and I’ve heard of 7 figures lawsuits (when the trees are an integral part of a watershed that subsequently pollutes city water... for example)
Tree Law is the branch of law(HA) that intimidates _lawyers._ I've seen both LegalEagle and Lawful Masses go full thousand-yard-stare when the topic comes up :D
Seriously! My aunt's neighbor got mad at her and burned down a few trees on her property. Not only was the neighbor arrested for trespassing and arson, but he had to pay $10,000 per tree completely destroyed and $1000 for each tree damaged by fire. My aunt made out with a nice chunk of change, although half of that went to legal fees.
So. On the Fluoride thing, my dad was living in Texas as a small child in the 50s in an area with high levels of natural fluoride, and it did make his teeth look gross with some brown discolorations. Had it till he died last month. But... Never once had a cavity. His parents had told him not to drink the water but he did anyway. But for his whole life he never once had an issue with cavities. My mom has plenty of metal in her mouth, but not my dad.
one of the why we haven't found other aliens yet theories that scares me is that WE are currently the oldest sentient race in our part of the galaxy and that's why we can't find them because all the others nearby are less advanced than us scares me cause that makes US the Vulcans (or Centari if you are a Babylon 5 fan) we are the "old ones" who will help guide the younger races to the stars THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE esp cause we still don't have our shit together as a species
Oh man, if we're the baseline it's game over. You already know they're going to advance faster than us and will quickly grow tired of our undoubted oppression and theft of their resources. But hey, it'll be real weird for a bit, enjoy the ride.
Well, how long do you think it took the precursor races in all those Sci-Fi stories to get it together? Heck, most of the time when we see a Vulcan like se control of their emotions, the emotion they display is murderous rage, so... We have a good shot, I think.
Better not read The Crystal Spheres by David Brin then (short story, can be found online), it'll totally mess with your head. :) As for the Babylon 5 reference, the Vorlons and Shadows were actually the old ones, with a few other species thrown in (Lorien being the oldest of them all). The Centauri just claimed they were the elder species when Earth first contacted them, and that humanity was some long lost tribe of Centauri in an effort to con Earth into giving up its sovereignty and subjugate themselves to The Mighty Centauri Empire. Which, come to think of it, is totally something mankind would try to pull if we ever met aliens...
I’m pretty sure that was on the episode where Alex claimed that there was something in the water that was “turning the frogs gay”. He is an incredible charlatan.
I think it's something about excess estrogen in water discharged from sewage treatment plants causing frogs to turn female (as frogs are one of the few species who can change their sex in certain circumstances). IIRC, it's entirely a thing and definitely an environmental problem, but yeah, Alex Jones' response is just silly.
Yeah, he did say that. Cause he's insane and a conman (allegedly). At least Glenn Beck admitted his schtick was an act. I swear, if it ever turns out there are lizard people, I'll bet you anything that he'll be one of them. It's all an act, wake up sheeple!
Yeah and it builds up in your body over time so there's no acute effects from our water rather it hits us overtime. Plus it competes with iodine in our thyroid glands, messing with our metabolism.
I love how he'll look up Rotherham to see if Danny lives in the north or south of England, but won't look up the pronunciation of soupçon. #DefinitelyMySimonWhistler 😏🤣
Scotland is not free. Still a part of Britain. Not brave either, they said no at the referendum to leave Britain (no idea, if at the time, that would've been smart, but not brave) . Home of the best Doctors #DoctorWho? Most definitely
Oh, Lord, Not Zachariah Sitchin! That guy was absolutely obsessed with the Sumerians and the Annunaki. Just for the halibut I read two or three of his books and by the way he carried on you'd think that except for the intervention of Annunaki, we'd still all be a lot of arboreal apes, happily swinging through the trees and munching on fruit.
oh here in the States we have a reward app/loyalty card for everything. groceries, fuel, pet supplies, online shopping, etc. Hell, rumor has it, there is a loyalty card for our local brothel.
So I was going to try to politely convey a little note, by saying “as Simons biggest fan, maybe a couple dozen less screamy shouty sarcastic things per show might be nice? For the sake of you throat if not you’re neighbors.” & then he did the add read & his completely natural authentic reaction to KFC just made me smile. So you shout away Simon, everything is perfect.
Holy crap - Danny, Sam and Simon are fn ON IT with this video. Makes me ready to buy whatever Simon's pimping today...I have to say, Magic Spoon is SOOOO good.
I've owned two books titled 101 uses for a dead cat. Neither said dead cats would run a car instead of gas. I'm insulted they didn't include it in those books! We need more research into this! Between strays, & the number of animals put down at shelters this could work! LOL
Its free, why not? Well Simon. Scanning in your receipts shares even more of your personal data with the interwebs. So when you said it sounds too good to be true, you were right. They get and sell your information to marketing firms. Thats how they make money. So Do Not Download Fetch Rewards.
Since I use my shopper card, Amazon, Google, Netflix, YT, etc my info is already being collected, fetch & other rebate sites give me direct payment for it.
Flouride never helped me as both my baby and adult teeth had such thin enamel that eating bread would cause them to break. My father and grandfather had the same problem with there teeth.
I live in a rural area and have drunk well water without fluoride my whole life. I'm 42 and I've only had one cavity. I'm not saying fluoride is harmful, but proper teeth care is more important. My grandmom was 98 when she died and still had nearly all of her teeth.
i think simon invented the proper way to educate people. All his channels have taught me, and have kept interested me in learning more than school ever did.
Simon really has a valid point about predicting the end of the world. Like he said, if you're wrong you look like a nutter. If you're right, you're screwed along with everyone else. I never really thought of it that way. That's why Business Blaze Simon is best Simon. Seriously BB is my favorite of all Simon's channels, and I've been following his channels for years now. Thanks for all the laughs on BB Simon and Danny, and, well Sam too. 😎
In the US the amount of fluoride isn't regulated or tested federally, it kills many houseplants roots over time (which would be inconvenient for me), and if you want to not get cavities just don't eat processed sucose or drink things containing it. (Or honey, technically, but that's less of a concern.) They know who the rich people found in Pompeii are because they had cavities. Only the rich pompeians had access to honey, no one had access to dried and ground cane sugar or corn syrup. It's a historic thing. Sugar fucks your teeth up, and it causes over 99% of cavities
I was a subject in a (U.S.) study on fluoride in 1990's. I was around 10 or 11 years old and in class we were given little paper cups of pink liquid to swish but certain kids were told to swallow, the rest of us had to spit it out. This went on weekly for the entire school year. I later looked up that study and it was about whether fluoride reduced IQ. Conclusion: yes, indeedy-- it reduced IQ scores in the kids who were made to swallow the fluoride mouthwash. 🙄🤦 I'm not sure if I got fluoride or the dupe but fortunately I was able to spit it out. I care less about the fluoride than issues of consent in the study. As children, we weren't given a choice, it was presented as a required classroom activity with these random adults from local university.
I’m familiar with “divvy,” although I had no idea about its origins. Turns out it’s an old mining term. A divvy was a type of lamp that had a tendency to explode. Huh, the more you know.
7:30 like those idiot in germany crying about headaches after the installation of a mobile phone antenna. Comment of the company who built it: "Jeez, what will happen when we turn it on...?" xD
When I was a kid my house got it’s water from a well in our backyard, it was pumped into the house through pipes like normal but we weren’t connected to a central water or sewage system. Because of this from ages 1ish to 7 my mom got me and my sisters prescriptions for fluoride so our teeth wouldn’t be fucked up.
Next year, BB episodes are just going to be Simon, high on cocaine, wearing a "Boy With The Blaze" shirt in tighty whiteies screaming "OGBB!!!!!" at the top of his lungs, while ETA reads stories from Danny, and Sam has a Meme Dance Party going in the background. It will be the most popular visual content on Earth, NIbiru, and the 11 & 1/2 dimension.
I have been using Fetch for years, best deal was paying for my families trip to Disney!!! It's saved for vacation money every year. I'm just saying I'm excited that something I use daily was mentioned on this channel OGBB🙂
*watches notifications from both Business Blaze and Today I Found Out appear on my phone* Yup, I know you're at your PC, Simon, _ever heard of the Bosnian Tenneson Gambit?_ 😇😈
Simon, the DFES(Dead Feline Engine System) is VERY workable. The only reason it has never been used is that it requires said cats to be stored under pressure for over 200 million years and then refined using fractional distillation into a complex liquid of organic compounds which can be burned in a spark-ignited internal combustion system.
The PCC number exists on the back of toothpaste tubes for a reason. Yes, it is actually quite toxic, but that is precisely why professionals like me handle it. In the concentration we introduce it into drinking water, you'd die of water intoxication (yes, that's a real thing) before you see harmful affects from the fluoride.
On the fluoride thing, teeth health is more due to better dental care than before. I grew up in the country with well water without any fluoride in it. Never had a cavity. But I have been very good about dental care. Personally, I'm not a fan of fluoride in the water. It doesn't take much to be a poison, and I worry about its cumulative effect.
I am now 72 and have never had a cavity. In grad school at Ohio State, I had my teeth cleaned by students at the dental school. The professor who checked their work asked me, "Did you grow up on a farm in northwestern Ohio?" I said "Yes." He told me that the well water in northwestern Ohio is high in fluoride content; and, as a result, rural people from that area have very few cavities. Did you ever have your well water tested for fluoride? I'm not worried about fluoride exposure from drinking water; however, in grad school (chemistry) we used a lot of 3% hydrofluoric acid to clean glassware (HF dissolves glass). Back in the 1970s we were pretty lax about hazardous chemical exposure. I developed a minor rash on my hands due to fluoride sensitivity. It was easily treated with betamethasone salve, but it would have been better to not have had the rash in the first place. At my former employer, we used a lot of 70% hydrofluoric acid in an industrial process. 70% HF is very dangerous, as it is rapidly absorbed through the skin. A supplier told us that if you had a six inch square area of skin covered with 70% HF that you would die, even if it was washed off immediately and you received first aid. I once got a drop of 70% HF on my finger. It was absorbed immediately. I flushed my hand with water for about ten minutes and then went to the dispensary, where the nurse covered my finger with a calcium gluconate poultice (calcium complexes fluoride). My finger still blistered. The problem with very high fluoride levels in the body is that fluoride will complex the calcium that the muscles (including the heart) need to function.
When I was a child, when the dentist insisted on my sitting with the 'more powerful flouride' tray in my mouth, it always made me very, very queasy. By the age of 11 I would cry and even scream "NO!" to the tray because I had almost choked to death on my own vomit when Iwas being treated at 10 years old. The dentists were so strange about this treatment too, suddenly emotionless and cold as a glacier toward me when I begged to skip it. Finally I put my foot down, told my Grandmother [was raised by my grandparents after my Mother passed away when I was 8] that I was never accepting this treatment again and she should not agree to pay for it either, and ended that hassle. Now I filter all my drinking water, I never buy bottled water if I can help it, and have noticed some positives to this. One, there seemed to be enough fluoride in tap water that if I was really thirsty and had say two glasses of water in a row, I felt sick for hours after. This was not water toxicity starting, because once I started filtering water to drink, I never had that queasy come after drinking more than a little water at a time. And despite the fluoride, my teeth are filled with fillings, and I know these fillings were often not needed and the dentist was removing far moreof my tooth than necessary to set the fillings. This was confirmed by a dentist I visited and had X-rays with a few years ago; she went over my xrays with me [per my request] and was deeply angry at what she was seeing. My teeth are very strong, and the fillings were too large and unneeded, she claimed. she pointed at things with her pen and explained stuff and yeah... even decades later she was able to assess that my dentist was a sadist, and just wanted to get more money from my family's dental insurance. Flouride is terrible for me to have. It also makes our dog sick, by the way; we have to filer water for the DOG or he vomits the water within 10 minutes!
Even back in the 80s, when I was a kid, there were rumors of oil companies buying up patents that threatened their business model. But all those are long expired and I don't see them coming to light now, so.....
I live near GR and a bunch of michigan moms are anti fluoride. My parents took fluoride with us to Pakistan when we moved there from UK. We would take drops of it every morning.
It's pronounced soupson, it's french, means "a hint of", written soupçon. You educate us, we help with pronunciation. Cheers Simon. Sam, Danny, fine work keeping us (and Simon) informed, cultured, and entertained
The thing about fluoride is it really doesn't need to be in the water regardless. I've been told by more than one dentist that fluoride doesn't really do much taken internally, what just matters is when its used directly on the teeth. As long as people learn how to brush their teeth with a proper fluorinated toothpaste and mouthwash the water doesn't need fluoride.
I'm from Portland, and part of the issue is that our water is super pure. It comes with getting rain for nine months out of the year. Folks don't want to start adding chemicals, and a tiny minority of people (myself included) are extremely sensitive to fluoride. When I'm visiting in-laws in California, I have to use a filter or buy bottled water without fluoride. Now, I'm not of the opinion that just because a few people have a sensitivity to something, the whole damn thing should be banned (like MSG, it's all bullshit) but I do love the idea of keeping water pure, with only enough chemicals to prevent bacteria. (Portland is also VERY picky about water purity, and for a while we had "boil water warnings" almost monthly. A beaver pisses in the reservoir and no one can drink the water for days.) I also love the taste of our water, which is a bit sweet and so good that when my parents came for a visit, they brought like 300 empty water bottles they had been saving up and filled them with tap water to drink on their RV trip. I also like that I don't need a filter to get rid of the chemicals, like when I lived in LA. (Oh God, that water tastes like licking the bottom of a flask in 7th grade chemistry class, and DO NOT ask how I know that!) Anyone who says "water tastes like water" has never had Portland water after a childhood drinking the chemical cocktail that is LA water or the slightly orange well water my Southern grandparents have. No one is walking around with orange teeth, but that may be because half the city are hipsters eating vegan food and buying organic toothpaste.
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Damn it's not available in Australia :(
Have a page where you share the memes in your vids
how on earth is this pinned 3hr ago and the video isn't even an hour old??
..big conspiracy?
@@MrChit-od9po the video was uploaded before it released and this comment was made before the "release"
Alex jones died
The weirdest scientific conspiracy theory is if you do enough coccaine around a space heater it gains sentience... Allegedly...
That's not a conspiracy theory. That's a proven fact!
This joke is for O.G.B.B. viewers only. 🤓😎🤣
Guess I fucked up, I tried meth and my water heater won't shut up now.
The wonderful thing about science is that replicating the results is encouraged. I'm willing to give it a shot.
All hail ETA
Sam has been on an entire new level in the past three or four episodes
Starting with that over the top awesome ad roll he's been on another planet.
Forreal Sam going ham with the memes lately! 😂
Wondering if he's still medicated from that arm surgery.
Vicodin will do that to you
Like your Mum
I'm beginning to think Simon is the one being held in a basement. Danny constantly dropping boxes of Magic Spoon with scripts tucked inside.
"Read this when this light comes on Fact Boi or I'll put ETA back in there with you."
If this is true just blink S.O.S. during the next Business Blaze and we will send help.
There is literally no way there is room for Morse code Simon's giant brain.
THIS IS CATEGORICALLY FALSE.
Says who ?
Sam, Danny , E.T.A. Mister X ? Does Simon have any say in all this ?
Perhaps, he just pretends to enjoy what he cannot avoid, (allegedly) while looking his escape and new identity.ALLEGEDLY
@@brainblaze6526 Allegedly false
Don't go giving him false hope, we ain't sending s#!+ and you know it!!! Lol 😜🤣😂😂
So anti-floridation *doesn't* mean "against the existence of florida?" 😳
I better change my bumper sticker.
So that was a fuckin lie
*Allegedly
Guess I'll be cancelling my membership today.
Can't it be about both? I mean it is Florida. Personally I believe in both.
Sam is on point today!
Like Sam did a really good job today.
He gets an extra stale saltine cracker, as a reward for a job well done.
This is going to look great on his resume.
Sam is on point everyday
Hopped up on pain meds
It doesn't get mentioned so much in comments, but Danny is quite a talented writer! He's got great form and structure and balance, and the scripts are clever and witty as well as informative. You can even hear how his style/skill have evolved since earlier scripts.
Maybe if i'm ever abducted and chained in someone's basement (allegedly), I'll ask for some paper and see if it turns me into a good writer... Danny, you're an inspiration as well as a legend!
"Being hanged in the morning focuses the mind wonderfully."
There's also Stephen King's writing advice, which I can summarize as: "Sit down and do the job." No such thing as writer's block if it's your 9 to 5.
@@JoshSweetvale What an AWEsome comment--Absolutely! :)
Thank you for that. I'm a composer and I have no problem w/discipline there; I should use the same process with my writing duh! (i am a 'bit' known for missing the obvious on occasion, but I'm working on actively writing, so seriously--this was helpful) :)
Do you write?
@@ingridfong-daley5899 I'm annoyed that I _can't_ schedule a day for my writing practice. Even during lockdown, too much other stuff. Rrrrr...
Enjoy your creative works!
@@JoshSweetvale Eek--sorry!
I'm a big fan of goofy personal hacks to maximise my use of 'waiting/wasted' time, even if they look peculiar. Dictation while driving, etc... maybe there's a way to fit it in to your current schedule by just slightly changing the 'way' you do it? Paper notebook v computer, etc? (idk, trying to be helpful in return, sorry) :)
I wish you the best of luck!!
Thank you Ingrid :)
"...numerological codes literally sprinkled across the bible..."
Does anyone else hate it when they spill their numerology codes across holy texts or even worse, behind the fridge?
Man, it's weird all the translators were in on it - and Emporer Constantine, who united christans under his rule (and what would become Catholicism) by killing any priest who didn't agree with him and putting GIGANTIC statues of himself in their churches
That's how you get ants.
@@pumibel1720 I'd prefer rug marbles
@@TheGrinningViking see that's not a conspiracy that's just good management
extremely annoying, yes.
Fluoride is mind controll, The government is making simon make business blaze. Simon is in the pentagons basement... And Danny is in a basement below that.
Don't forget about Sam! Or ETA!
@@melodyparker3485 would sam be in danny's basement? And who's basement is eta in? Or is eta behind it all?
@@cnaisbitt5013 These are good questions.
Plot twist - The whole story of Danny being trapped in Simon's basement is just a rouse to distract from the reality that Simon is the prisoner trapped in a heartless Danny's basement. Oh, and Sam is a CIA operative...
@@bkdmode dang. m night shyamalan.... Is that you?? Didn't see that coming
Sam came in hot on the memes and edits today 😂😭🤣😂🤣🔥😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I mean there's only so much staring into the blank void that is the basement one can do before they need to fill their time with other things. The memes are all he has. Sam and Danny just don't wanna end up like ETA
@@thomasmiller7278 for real!😄😆😂🤣🤣😂😅😆😄🙄
@@thomasmiller7278 #BringBackETA
@@thomasmiller7278 ETA is gonna make a spectacular return. He's not been banished for life. I presume he is in the basement still, probably keeping Danny and Sam company 🤷🏾♂️
I'm not gonna Lie. I'd spend good money to send Alex Jones the first BB conspiracy script and watch him read it on camera. Just to see him try to get through it. The video would be 4 hours long with all of the derailments
You mispronounced "advertisements."
@@JoshSweetvale 🤣😂😂
"It's hard to get people to follow you.
And yet here we are."-Simon 🤣🤣
doesn't mean it was easy...
That moment was great lol
Simon, you must have a humongous...basement if you're in the Czech Republic and Danny's in the U.K. and Sam is who knows where. Sam definitely nailed it with the memes today, too.
There are many wormholes.
@@brainblaze6526 well now you're turning me on... keep talking dirty like that.
@@brainblaze6526 ah! But what about wormwood? And absinthe? Or even a good quality of tequila?
@@brainblaze6526 Wormhole or black hole?
That intro was kinda short. Time to flog Danny to increase productivity!
🤣
The three laws of thermodynamics (1)You can't win; (2)You can't break even; and (3)You can't get out of the game. - Robert A. Heinlein
Well thanks, I lost the game now.
Micheal Jackson quote for the win lol
I smell a legend 🤣
They invented a way to run engines off of water over a hundred years ago...
It's called a steam engine. It requires coal or some other way to heat the water, but electrolysis has similar issues.
They have some very different and unrelated issues, like requiring electricity to electrolyze the water into oxygen and hydrogen, which can only be done cheaply though methods that aren't cheap to do. Steam, on the other hand, would require most of the world's wood and coal supplies to be used up within a very short amount of time to power the world's vehicle needs.
There actually were coal and wood power steam engine cars on the market at one point. They were terrible. They were expensive. They were prone to failure. They were slow and had low power output because their boilers weren't large enough to be efficient.
Getting less out than you put in sounds like a Lada...
Also, Sam was ON FIRE with the memes today, well done sir!
I so want a Lada....Massachusetts needs Ladas
One of these days Sam is going to make the whole video out of memes with Simon just doing a voice over
Sam deserves an extra serving of magic spoon for dinner after the impecable memeology demonstration in this video.
I got an ad for toothpaste. CONSPIRACY!
Cars can be powered by cats, but only if they're both dead and alive simultaneously
"Nobody can tell if this cat is alive or dead."
"Meow."
"Hush, you."
8:05 - Chapter 1 - The water powered car was invented years ago
14:40 - Mid roll ads
17:10 - Chapter 2 - Horror from planet X
Simon, just throwing this out there... lawsuits involving trees (say, if my neighbor cuts down my tree) can get silly expensive 5-6 figures are common, and I’ve heard of 7 figures lawsuits (when the trees are an integral part of a watershed that subsequently pollutes city water... for example)
Tree Law is the branch of law(HA) that intimidates _lawyers._
I've seen both LegalEagle and Lawful Masses go full thousand-yard-stare when the topic comes up :D
Seriously! My aunt's neighbor got mad at her and burned down a few trees on her property. Not only was the neighbor arrested for trespassing and arson, but he had to pay $10,000 per tree completely destroyed and $1000 for each tree damaged by fire. My aunt made out with a nice chunk of change, although half of that went to legal fees.
So. On the Fluoride thing, my dad was living in Texas as a small child in the 50s in an area with high levels of natural fluoride, and it did make his teeth look gross with some brown discolorations. Had it till he died last month. But... Never once had a cavity. His parents had told him not to drink the water but he did anyway. But for his whole life he never once had an issue with cavities. My mom has plenty of metal in her mouth, but not my dad.
one of the why we haven't found other aliens yet theories that scares me is that WE are currently the oldest sentient race in our part of the galaxy and that's why we can't find them because all the others nearby are less advanced than us
scares me cause that makes US the Vulcans (or Centari if you are a Babylon 5 fan) we are the "old ones" who will help guide the younger races to the stars
THAT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE esp cause we still don't have our shit together as a species
The universe is screwed . .
Oh man, if we're the baseline it's game over. You already know they're going to advance faster than us and will quickly grow tired of our undoubted oppression and theft of their resources. But hey, it'll be real weird for a bit, enjoy the ride.
Well, how long do you think it took the precursor races in all those Sci-Fi stories to get it together? Heck, most of the time when we see a Vulcan like se control of their emotions, the emotion they display is murderous rage, so... We have a good shot, I think.
Better not read The Crystal Spheres by David Brin then (short story, can be found online), it'll totally mess with your head. :)
As for the Babylon 5 reference, the Vorlons and Shadows were actually the old ones, with a few other species thrown in (Lorien being the oldest of them all). The Centauri just claimed they were the elder species when Earth first contacted them, and that humanity was some long lost tribe of Centauri in an effort to con Earth into giving up its sovereignty and subjugate themselves to The Mighty Centauri Empire. Which, come to think of it, is totally something mankind would try to pull if we ever met aliens...
tbh I definitely thought they were going to do a clip from That 70's Show with Hyde saying "they've got a car that runs on water, man!"
14:28
"My cat died today!"
"Get a new one!"
🤣(Bratz)
18:08
REAL bad news coming at you!
I’m pretty sure that was on the episode where Alex claimed that there was something in the water that was “turning the frogs gay”. He is an incredible charlatan.
I think it's something about excess estrogen in water discharged from sewage treatment plants causing frogs to turn female (as frogs are one of the few species who can change their sex in certain circumstances). IIRC, it's entirely a thing and definitely an environmental problem, but yeah, Alex Jones' response is just silly.
Yeah, he did say that. Cause he's insane and a conman (allegedly). At least Glenn Beck admitted his schtick was an act.
I swear, if it ever turns out there are lizard people, I'll bet you anything that he'll be one of them. It's all an act, wake up sheeple!
There was an old lady that would drive to the bar, get smashed, then walk home through the cemetery. She was great.
Wow, it must have been really hard to do a segment on water fluoride without referencing Dr. Strangelove even once.
Pretty sure Simon hasn't seen that film. Probably not Sam, either. Disappointing from Danny, though.
Frankly, im a bit disapointed
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@MichaelOKC Wrong channel.
I haven't seen it either. Just haven't gotten around to it.
Fluoride does make you more docile and eager to submit to commands when ingested in large quantities
Yeah and it builds up in your body over time so there's no acute effects from our water rather it hits us overtime. Plus it competes with iodine in our thyroid glands, messing with our metabolism.
I'm immensely saddened they didn't use a futurama clip for the "another planet is going to crash into us"
I love how he'll look up Rotherham to see if Danny lives in the north or south of England, but won't look up the pronunciation of soupçon.
#DefinitelyMySimonWhistler 😏🤣
He's British and it's a French word. Would you really expect anything else?
Cat powered car, that’s an engine that purrs
A little over 2 minutes in and Sam's BLAZING
west: fluorided tap water
russia: nuclearwasted swamp rusted tap water
*Soviet Anthem intensifies*
@@rogueviking9268 *modifed with new lyrics
Did a double-take at my phone when I heard the legendary Vincent Price - very cool, Sam.
The land of the free, the home of the brave: Scotland
Scotland is not free. Still a part of Britain. Not brave either, they said no at the referendum to leave Britain (no idea, if at the time, that would've been smart, but not brave) . Home of the best Doctors #DoctorWho? Most definitely
An nervous sheep...
That movie was s***....
.....smash that dislike button
@@thekidfromcleveland3944 Braveheart or Brave? I liked Brave.
@@stephjovi We'll have that rectified in the first half of the new parliament :D
Oh, Lord, Not Zachariah Sitchin! That guy was absolutely obsessed with the Sumerians and the Annunaki. Just for the halibut I read two or three of his books and by the way he carried on you'd think that except for the intervention of Annunaki, we'd still all be a lot of arboreal apes, happily swinging through the trees and munching on fruit.
Lol the halibut
Those scratching edits are genius
"STUPID SCIENTISTS WITH THEIR STUPID DEGREES!!!!!!!!!" Simon, quote of the year 2021...🤣👌🤣
Sam you are the G.O.A.T! You never fail us lol
That's an Americanism.
Rest of the world still thinks you're calling 'em a trash-chewer.
oh here in the States we have a reward app/loyalty card for everything. groceries, fuel, pet supplies, online shopping, etc. Hell, rumor has it, there is a loyalty card for our local brothel.
Simon according to the phantom time hypothesis it's not 2003 yet! The end is still coming! BBOG!
Sam killed me
"Get a new one" had me howling
That second mic drop was perfect 😏
So I was going to try to politely convey a little note, by saying “as Simons biggest fan, maybe a couple dozen less screamy shouty sarcastic things per show might be nice? For the sake of you throat if not you’re neighbors.” & then he did the add read & his completely natural authentic reaction to KFC just made me smile. So you shout away Simon, everything is perfect.
"Soupçon" is a word for a small amount, borrowed from French. Pronounced with a soft "c" (hence the cedilla on the c).
Sam!!!!!!!! You are FABULOUS
Holy crap - Danny, Sam and Simon are fn ON IT with this video. Makes me ready to buy whatever Simon's pimping today...I have to say, Magic Spoon is SOOOO good.
It really is. I like it.
Yes but doesn't it cost like $5 a box.
I love the fluoride conspiracy of it being for mind control because its an ingredient in Prozac.
I've owned two books titled 101 uses for a dead cat. Neither said dead cats would run a car instead of gas. I'm insulted they didn't include it in those books! We need more research into this! Between strays, & the number of animals put down at shelters this could work! LOL
For real. Cats are the #1 most invasive species in the world wiping out song birds everywhere.
@@deemariedubois4916 I was just joking about it. Sorry I'm a smart@ss😁
@@zeusathena26 Being a smart ass is a good thing.
Simon, Sam needs a raise after today
Waiting on the episode that's nothing but the intro
This
This comment is gold
So much yes!
...... And memes.
Sam, your meme game is ON POINT! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Its free, why not? Well Simon. Scanning in your receipts shares even more of your personal data with the interwebs. So when you said it sounds too good to be true, you were right. They get and sell your information to marketing firms. Thats how they make money.
So Do Not Download Fetch Rewards.
Tanstafl
Since I use my shopper card, Amazon, Google, Netflix, YT, etc my info is already being collected, fetch & other rebate sites give me direct payment for it.
@@andiward7068 That is what is called informed consent. As long as you understand what you're doing, more power to you.
Flouride never helped me as both my baby and adult teeth had such thin enamel that eating bread would cause them to break. My father and grandfather had the same problem with there teeth.
This doesn't sound good. But, I do enjoy a cold Bishops Finger.
Hey thanks for the content everyday I listen to your videos when I go to sleep I know that might be weird but you help me fall asleep
So thanks
Perfect subject for B.Blaze , put extra 3 carrots in Danny's soup for the splendid job
Carrots? Never. He gets KFC bones and the magic spoon that Simon and his family don't want
@@stephjovi he gets soup that makes the ww2 camp soups look like a feast
I live in a rural area and have drunk well water without fluoride my whole life. I'm 42 and I've only had one cavity. I'm not saying fluoride is harmful, but proper teeth care is more important. My grandmom was 98 when she died and still had nearly all of her teeth.
19:25 Ah yes, planet Nebari. Home of the incredibly hot grey-skinned manic pixie catgirls.
i think simon invented the proper way to educate people. All his channels have taught me, and have kept interested me in learning more than school ever did.
Simon really has a valid point about predicting the end of the world. Like he said, if you're wrong you look like a nutter. If you're right, you're screwed along with everyone else. I never really thought of it that way.
That's why Business Blaze Simon is best Simon. Seriously BB is my favorite of all Simon's channels, and I've been following his channels for years now. Thanks for all the laughs on BB Simon and Danny, and, well Sam too. 😎
Ever since the new part time video editor and writters have started, danny and sam started going HARD
Well that makes them very happy. Of course they are alone.
Simon: Isn't in the land of the free.
Some other sponsor with 83% off, allegedly: You sure about that?
I think we’ve gone longer without the SW sign, than with it. I had almost forgot about it
How about a video about the silk road and the dread pirate guy?! From what I hear, lots of cocaine.
Disappointed that Sam didn't use Hyde talking about the water car during that conspiracy, it would have been perfect!!
In the US the amount of fluoride isn't regulated or tested federally, it kills many houseplants roots over time (which would be inconvenient for me), and if you want to not get cavities just don't eat processed sucose or drink things containing it. (Or honey, technically, but that's less of a concern.)
They know who the rich people found in Pompeii are because they had cavities. Only the rich pompeians had access to honey, no one had access to dried and ground cane sugar or corn syrup. It's a historic thing. Sugar fucks your teeth up, and it causes over 99% of cavities
I was a subject in a (U.S.) study on fluoride in 1990's. I was around 10 or 11 years old and in class we were given little paper cups of pink liquid to swish but certain kids were told to swallow, the rest of us had to spit it out. This went on weekly for the entire school year.
I later looked up that study and it was about whether fluoride reduced IQ. Conclusion: yes, indeedy-- it reduced IQ scores in the kids who were made to swallow the fluoride mouthwash. 🙄🤦 I'm not sure if I got fluoride or the dupe but fortunately I was able to spit it out.
I care less about the fluoride than issues of consent in the study. As children, we weren't given a choice, it was presented as a required classroom activity with these random adults from local university.
I'm blazing up while watching business blaze. I'm 8 days early. Also Simon, you should do a deep dive into Aspen Education Group.
You legend I also had to blaze when I saw a new episode of the blaze during remote classes today. Simon you are nothing but an educational Icon!
Whoa
Simon say No To Drugs
....
Besides
COCAINE ITS MEDICAL OF COURSE
I’m familiar with “divvy,” although I had no idea about its origins.
Turns out it’s an old mining term. A divvy was a type of lamp that had a tendency to explode.
Huh, the more you know.
7:30 like those idiot in germany crying about headaches after the installation of a mobile phone antenna. Comment of the company who built it: "Jeez, what will happen when we turn it on...?" xD
When I was a kid my house got it’s water from a well in our backyard, it was pumped into the house through pipes like normal but we weren’t connected to a central water or sewage system. Because of this from ages 1ish to 7 my mom got me and my sisters prescriptions for fluoride so our teeth wouldn’t be fucked up.
Next year, BB episodes are just going to be Simon, high on cocaine, wearing a "Boy With The Blaze" shirt in tighty whiteies screaming "OGBB!!!!!" at the top of his lungs, while ETA reads stories from Danny, and Sam has a Meme Dance Party going in the background. It will be the most popular visual content on Earth, NIbiru, and the 11 & 1/2 dimension.
I have been using Fetch for years, best deal was paying for my families trip to Disney!!! It's saved for vacation money every year. I'm just saying I'm excited that something I use daily was mentioned on this channel OGBB🙂
When we actually discover the giant mass in the outer solar system I want them to name it Nibiru just to fuck with the conspiracy theorist. XD
The editing of the turntable durinf name pronunciation is deserved of a raise or bonus to the editor
*watches notifications from both Business Blaze and Today I Found Out appear on my phone* Yup, I know you're at your PC, Simon, _ever heard of the Bosnian Tenneson Gambit?_ 😇😈
The local chess club still hates me for forwarding it.
Simon, the DFES(Dead Feline Engine System) is VERY workable. The only reason it has never been used is that it requires said cats to be stored under pressure for over 200 million years and then refined using fractional distillation into a complex liquid of organic compounds which can be burned in a spark-ignited internal combustion system.
Sam, Dani and Boi with the Blaze. Communism and Conspiracy theories....Fine Vintage MEMES....everything is right with the world.
18:47 A1 editing, *chef's kiss* 😂
Danny got straight the the Communism this time around. (As we like.)
The PCC number exists on the back of toothpaste tubes for a reason. Yes, it is actually quite toxic, but that is precisely why professionals like me handle it. In the concentration we introduce it into drinking water, you'd die of water intoxication (yes, that's a real thing) before you see harmful affects from the fluoride.
The coke is flowing well at Simon's place eh!!
Like fluoridated tap water...
SOOP-sahn....a small amount. Soup Con, a gathering of people who meet once a year to celebrate borscht...
On the fluoride thing, teeth health is more due to better dental care than before. I grew up in the country with well water without any fluoride in it. Never had a cavity. But I have been very good about dental care.
Personally, I'm not a fan of fluoride in the water. It doesn't take much to be a poison, and I worry about its cumulative effect.
I am now 72 and have never had a cavity. In grad school at Ohio State, I had my teeth cleaned by students at the dental school. The professor who checked their work asked me, "Did you grow up on a farm in northwestern Ohio?" I said "Yes." He told me that the well water in northwestern Ohio is high in fluoride content; and, as a result, rural people from that area have very few cavities. Did you ever have your well water tested for fluoride?
I'm not worried about fluoride exposure from drinking water; however, in grad school (chemistry) we used a lot of 3% hydrofluoric acid to clean glassware (HF dissolves glass). Back in the 1970s we were pretty lax about hazardous chemical exposure. I developed a minor rash on my hands due to fluoride sensitivity. It was easily treated with betamethasone salve, but it would have been better to not have had the rash in the first place.
At my former employer, we used a lot of 70% hydrofluoric acid in an industrial process. 70% HF is very dangerous, as it is rapidly absorbed through the skin. A supplier told us that if you had a six inch square area of skin covered with 70% HF that you would die, even if it was washed off immediately and you received first aid. I once got a drop of 70% HF on my finger. It was absorbed immediately. I flushed my hand with water for about ten minutes and then went to the dispensary, where the nurse covered my finger with a calcium gluconate poultice (calcium complexes fluoride). My finger still blistered. The problem with very high fluoride levels in the body is that fluoride will complex the calcium that the muscles (including the heart) need to function.
I show up for Sam and Danny, fact boii is just the vessel for this amazing content 😂😂
When are you going to do an episode on the conspiracy theory that there is actually a team of cloned Simons?
It explains why he can keep so many channels running. 😂
When I was a child, when the dentist insisted on my sitting with the 'more powerful flouride' tray in my mouth, it always made me very, very queasy. By the age of 11 I would cry and even scream "NO!" to the tray because I had almost choked to death on my own vomit when Iwas being treated at 10 years old. The dentists were so strange about this treatment too, suddenly emotionless and cold as a glacier toward me when I begged to skip it.
Finally I put my foot down, told my Grandmother [was raised by my grandparents after my Mother passed away when I was 8] that I was never accepting this treatment again and she should not agree to pay for it either, and ended that hassle.
Now I filter all my drinking water, I never buy bottled water if I can help it, and have noticed some positives to this. One, there seemed to be enough fluoride in tap water that if I was really thirsty and had say two glasses of water in a row, I felt sick for hours after. This was not water toxicity starting, because once I started filtering water to drink, I never had that queasy come after drinking more than a little water at a time.
And despite the fluoride, my teeth are filled with fillings, and I know these fillings were often not needed and the dentist was removing far moreof my tooth than necessary to set the fillings. This was confirmed by a dentist I visited and had X-rays with a few years ago; she went over my xrays with me [per my request] and was deeply angry at what she was seeing. My teeth are very strong, and the fillings were too large and unneeded, she claimed. she pointed at things with her pen and explained stuff and yeah... even decades later she was able to assess that my dentist was a sadist, and just wanted to get more money from my family's dental insurance.
Flouride is terrible for me to have. It also makes our dog sick, by the way; we have to filer water for the DOG or he vomits the water within 10 minutes!
Even back in the 80s, when I was a kid, there were rumors of oil companies buying up patents that threatened their business model. But all those are long expired and I don't see them coming to light now, so.....
I live near GR and a bunch of michigan moms are anti fluoride. My parents took fluoride with us to Pakistan when we moved there from UK. We would take drops of it every morning.
Sam holding things together with the ad read correction 💪🏾
Excellent meme sprinkling by Sam, once more! \o/
this is one of the best B.B.,Thanks
When you mentioned a car that runs on water, I thought you were talking about a vehicle that could be driven on both land and sea.
It's pronounced soupson, it's french, means "a hint of", written soupçon. You educate us, we help with pronunciation. Cheers Simon. Sam, Danny, fine work keeping us (and Simon) informed, cultured, and entertained
The thing about fluoride is it really doesn't need to be in the water regardless. I've been told by more than one dentist that fluoride doesn't really do much taken internally, what just matters is when its used directly on the teeth. As long as people learn how to brush their teeth with a proper fluorinated toothpaste and mouthwash the water doesn't need fluoride.
I'm from Portland, and part of the issue is that our water is super pure. It comes with getting rain for nine months out of the year. Folks don't want to start adding chemicals, and a tiny minority of people (myself included) are extremely sensitive to fluoride. When I'm visiting in-laws in California, I have to use a filter or buy bottled water without fluoride. Now, I'm not of the opinion that just because a few people have a sensitivity to something, the whole damn thing should be banned (like MSG, it's all bullshit) but I do love the idea of keeping water pure, with only enough chemicals to prevent bacteria. (Portland is also VERY picky about water purity, and for a while we had "boil water warnings" almost monthly. A beaver pisses in the reservoir and no one can drink the water for days.) I also love the taste of our water, which is a bit sweet and so good that when my parents came for a visit, they brought like 300 empty water bottles they had been saving up and filled them with tap water to drink on their RV trip. I also like that I don't need a filter to get rid of the chemicals, like when I lived in LA. (Oh God, that water tastes like licking the bottom of a flask in 7th grade chemistry class, and DO NOT ask how I know that!) Anyone who says "water tastes like water" has never had Portland water after a childhood drinking the chemical cocktail that is LA water or the slightly orange well water my Southern grandparents have. No one is walking around with orange teeth, but that may be because half the city are hipsters eating vegan food and buying organic toothpaste.