You, sir, are the greatest intellectual known to the youtube comment section. I applaud thee. For real tho, like, you want me to leave, but I can't. Flawed logic yeet
"When you put 1 plus 1 you get 2 and when the lesson is over your on the floor. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur"-Markiplier 2019
Mark, you should definitely play "Pamali - Indonesian Horror" it's got something like 35 different endings, but the main aspect that's really interesting about it is it uses traditional Indonesian folklore as its foundation, so it teaches you about that folklore as you play. Different things happen whether you're respectful or disrespectful, and after every ending you get a rundown of the stuff you should and shouldn't do based on said folklore. I think it would be really awesome to see you do a moderately long episode where you try to get at least a few different endings and explore the cultural frights it offers.
Mark! A guy named AHAKuo made a free horror game called sound is toxic. He wrote in the comments that he'd be happy if you played it. I'm just writing this in case you didn't see his comment! :)
For the burglary game, I wonder if there's a way you can go through it without stealing anything, then you might be able to enter the blue door at the end. A sort of reward for not being a bad person I guess lol.
((Mark playing doki doki literature club)) Mark: She's still sulking, she's dead inside... Just like everyone else is going to be DEAD ON THE OUTSIDE! I can't breeeeaaaatthhheee 😂
JUMPSCARE LIST!!! (other than intro) 2:03 5:23 (no noise, just a character appears) 5:53 (this is the intro one) 7:20 (same as 5:23) 9:52 (not very loud yet, just an almost-scare) 37:03 (face approaches, then noise) there actually weren't very many, so ya'll are safe
FAITH is an incredibly freaky retro horror adventure in which you play a priest who returns to a home where an exorcism ritual went horribly wrong. A spine-chilling adventure that squeezes a whole lot of terror out of its 8-bit stylings.
34:35 I love how he's about to say "I'm definitively going in a big LOOP!" but he didn't finish, so it sounded like "a big LOO" and at that moment he was at the toilet. 😂
I was going to suggest making a drinking game out of every time Mark says “burgle”, but considering someone said he says it over 100 times, I think you’d just die.
@Phantom Shot Clearly he is a man just trying to burgle. I imagine if he saw me asleep he'd just sneak in, burgle a random item, then leave in a panic at an odd noise I may make.
@Phantom Shot 1) The direct line in question literally says "HELLO, MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND I'M HERE TO BURGLE!" So I was literally talking about Markiplier coming in screaming that. 2) If we're talking a real world scenario where not only does a burglar waltzes in but he yells his presence, both my dogs would be very much woke up and attacking the hell out of them in the darkness... And they're both fairly big so they'd be loud and effective. 3) I also live with 4 other people, all of which sleep with weapons near their beds. If the dogs don't get em, they'll be bludgeoned or shot to death... Any of the scenarios I would have trouble really going back to sleep so I would probably aid in gathering the dogs off the corpse or restraining the defeated stupid burglar. So there's no scenario where a burglar wondering into our home and announce their presence where they'll murder everyone. Even if they silently broke in my dogs would wake up with an uproar of barking. The only effective method would be if they had a shotgun, but that'd only take out the dogs while we're down the hall getting ready for when they peer into any of the doors and then jump the fool from all angles. Now settle down with the 'realism scenario of the joke', because there's no burglar that's getting the jump on me for awhile.
7:53 " So if you really take 2+2 and make it 4 then when the lessons over you're gonna be on the floor. OPEN THE DOOR...GET ON THE FLOOR....EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR...ｒｉｇｈｔ? " im ded
so many iconic mark moments come from this video how have i not seen it before??? there’s uhhh “i’m pumping it full of all my GAZE” (i dunno if that’s iconic but i recognize for some reason?) “THE BLINDING LIGHT OF D E A T H” “ooh that look expensive. y o i n k, steal. yEs pLeASe hEh heH >:)” and probably more but i’m so lost why haven’t i seen this??
Burglary was cool at first, had a really nice atmosphere and build-up, but the fact that it ended with what was basically a .jpg spooky face was a huge letdown. I could tell from the simplistic graphics that it wasn't going to have a super creepy detailed monster like Sophie or anything, but I still expected more. :c
Hey Mark! I found a cool point and click horror game! It's called "Bad Dream: Coma" It's on steam, and is really cheap! Like, less than 2 dollars cheap! It has 6 chapters, and is overall a 2-4 hour game depending on how quick you can get through each chapter. It has 3 different endings, a "good ending", a "neutral ending", and a "bad ending". Even if you don't see this, I recommend this to everyone in the comments! It is a good game!
Sources confirmed that a video tape of a kapnapping is stoshed in his bosmont unfatumitably, the vadio has been sploot into multiple poots. I'm sorry but I can't this part was so funny to me 💀
"My Shins! They're dead!" "I Tried to go a different way, but it came back and bit me in the tit!" "My Sack's gettin' real hefty!" "My big sack is full to bursting!" "-Mark Fischbach, 2019
The subtitles said "standing and punishing cows is permitted" Great job auto generated captions. (A little bit of a edit I rewatched it and it said "standing and punishing foreign crows is promoted" yeah...)
*Sees this was published 3 days ago* Me: There must be a jump scare list in the comments *Zero comments with jump scare times* Me: Well shit... *Proceeds to watch with caution*
Hey Markimoo! Could you play Sally Face? I know it has been a while since it came out, but I think you would enjoy it! Please consider it! Love ya dude!
@@tedioustabii7454 I don't think it really matters how long it's been since it came out. It may play a part in whether Mark plays it, but he's played plenty of old games.
99% of ghosts:"GET OUT"
also 99% of ghosts:*closes and locks every possible escape path*
You, sir, are the greatest intellectual known to the youtube comment section. I applaud thee. For real tho, like, you want me to leave, but I can't. Flawed logic yeet
What about the 1%?
The 1% is the one and only Casper the friendly ghost...
Harvard would like to know your location
Other 1% of ghosts: want to have a tea party?
Markiplier's voice is like a warm towel from the dryer.
Truuuuu
Duuude 😂 your right
😒 weird but okay
Wutaii1 Nostalgia or blanket
i- i mean..
Burgle counter: *104*
This was exhausting to count
You're the MVP for counting all that.
Ark Rust the amount he said, I just counted too and it was 104
Then why did you do it? Because breeches hahaha
Omg I could never
You probably work for NASA
Game: 'scary noises'
Markiplier: 'utilizes random accent'
He spoke French, witch is my birth language 🎉
@@StayMika3025 you birth language is a witch?????
*visual confusion*
@@StayMika3025 Ouais j'ai montré ça à ma mère c'était si inattendu
he protec
he attac
but most importantly
he puts valuables in his sac
no that's kangaroo
@@meowmeow2427 yes ur wrong
Čo ?
So thats where the family jewels are
PastelMagpie oh my gawd 666 likes
"When you put 1 plus 1 you get 2 and when the lesson is over your on the floor. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur"-Markiplier 2019
that's uhh... 2 plus 2 you get 4 :v
twas beautiful mark lol
@@jekyllreynold6537 -1 is 3 quick maths
When those are the lyrics to “I’m back baby”
2 plus 2 you get 4 * 💀
If this doesn't get animated, I'll be very disappointed
Yes, his scream around the end needs to be animated
Lol
You do It
Burgle
Yeah xD
dude in orange hoodie: "be quiet he'll see us"
also dude in orange hoodie: "YO HOLY SHIT THATS A BODY"
also dude in orange hoodie: in orange hoodie
He's a man of passion.
@@madeliner1682 hyperactive dude in orange hoodie does not like the red eyes in the thumbnail
shhhh... HEAR MY ECHOE CREEPY DUDE.... but yeah be quiet... DO U LIKE MY YELLING VOICE??
"A basement in a basement!! You thought that could protect ur valuables frOM THE BURGLAR??? NAY I SAY"
Absolute gold, this is the content I'm here for
22:38
E
FuriousTree
Thank you lol
Mhm
B O B
.
"THEY'LL SEE US"
MY GUY
Y O U A R E W E A R I N G O R A N G E
Vibrant, neon orange. Like, the same color construction workers use so they can be seen even at night.
In a forest with barely any trees. In daylight.
Like, O R A N G E orange
Markiplier IS Might Guy! ---Nice guy, Might Guy! Thumbs up and big, white smile that pings! (doesnt his voice remind you of him though?)
Perfect color for deer huntin' but not so good if you're being hunted.
Plant watching this video:
“Did he really just call me a veranda?”
You’re always in church in the eyes of God can I get an Amen
Can you imagine A Heist With Markiplier starting with him yelling “HeLLo eVErYBOdy My nAME iS MarKIPlier ANd IM hERe tO BuRGle!!” 😂😂😂
This is the best comment anyone ever did comment.
@@ScribbleBeats And I shall burgle it-
Well the video is out
I read this comment right as he said it 😰
Oh no you didnt 😭🤣💯
Somehow Mark's edited face scared me rather than the game's jumpscare itself
SAME HAHA
@Jack Prince not thumbnail when he says he looked at a plant as if it was a face
Mark, you should definitely play "Pamali - Indonesian Horror" it's got something like 35 different endings, but the main aspect that's really interesting about it is it uses traditional Indonesian folklore as its foundation, so it teaches you about that folklore as you play. Different things happen whether you're respectful or disrespectful, and after every ending you get a rundown of the stuff you should and shouldn't do based on said folklore.
I think it would be really awesome to see you do a moderately long episode where you try to get at least a few different endings and explore the cultural frights it offers.
Antony Holme agreed
that sounds fun
Anugrah Amriza wowwww that sounds amazing
i wanted to say "link the game" but i just realized google exists
@Ansley Baskin its just around 3.5$ in steam
He probably broke the world record for amount of times “burgle” has been said without realising, in 38 mins
He burgled the world record from the last person to hold it
18:43:
People getting kidnapped and possibly getting brutally beaten,
Mark: laughing hysterically, YOU WON'T BE CLIMBING NO MORE TREES NOW BILLY 😈😈😈
I wanna like this but it’s at 69 likes, I can’t ruin that
SleepDeprivedButStillAlive too late
I thought it was pretty funny
@@asuna7946 me too lmao
@@asuna7946 Yeah the acting was so bad, there's no way you won't crack a smile watching it
Mark! A guy named AHAKuo made a free horror game called sound is toxic. He wrote in the comments that he'd be happy if you played it. I'm just writing this in case you didn't see his comment! :)
Just to add a comment also try God's basement
open the door
get on the floor
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
LOOOL
Its a song from barney
@@realmoment9605 gee thanks for that vital information
@@realmoment9605 No, it's from a song called "Walk the Dinosaur" by the artist "Was (Not Was)" and it came out in 1987.
Open the door
Pee on the floor
When your done pee some more
For the burglary game, I wonder if there's a way you can go through it without stealing anything, then you might be able to enter the blue door at the end. A sort of reward for not being a bad person I guess lol.
I was thinking this too. Pretty sure not stealing anything would have a totally different ending
Yes, but one must burgle...
You will not burgle the burglar!
--Markiplier Quote of the Day
*”MY BURGLIN’ BAG!”*
- Markiplier
that quote is going on the walls XD
Oh, Burglary you say?
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He
got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
I'm dead inside someone help.
Welp I seen it all.
((Mark playing doki doki literature club))
Mark: She's still sulking, she's dead inside... Just like everyone else is going to be DEAD ON THE OUTSIDE!
I can't breeeeaaaatthhheee 😂
I didn't finish the video buttttt
Why does the character in the thumbnail have madara's mangekyo sharingan?
CAMELOT331 no.
( /📄\
( / •-•📄\
(/ •-•📄\ - this calendar says "you're mom gay"
"The chairs are judging me." - Mark 2019 34:51
JUMPSCARE LIST!!! (other than intro)
2:03
5:23 (no noise, just a character appears)
5:53 (this is the intro one)
7:20 (same as 5:23)
9:52 (not very loud yet, just an almost-scare)
37:03 (face approaches, then noise)
there actually weren't very many, so ya'll are safe
@@apotionforloveSAME BREUH
You people shouldn't be on RUclips
@@apotionforlove OMGG LMAO THAT MADE ME JUMP AND LAUGH HIS FACE OMG LMAO
Thank you i now know what to anticipate
Rin Ender z
"I'm pumping it full of all my gaze."
Oh boy, Mark.
U w U
Gays
Just imagine what he says to Amy 😂
O
@@PCAMY O w O
FAITH is an incredibly freaky retro horror adventure in which you play a priest who returns to a home where an exorcism ritual went horribly wrong. A spine-chilling adventure that squeezes a whole lot of terror out of its 8-bit stylings.
I agree with this, I've seen other videos of this, and it's pretty freaky, a good choice.
We need to get this more likes so mark sees this
@@nefariousman2398 * tap tap tap tap tap*
Yep this would perfect for mark
Ooh, bootleg super-gothic Castlevania. I'm already interested.
"And here I was being a fool in the dark... Like an a--hole!!" 😂😂😂 loved that
11:17 *THE GLORIOUS BRIGHT SHING LIGHT OF DEEEEAAATH!*
13:37 and just when i thought Mark's voice couldn't get any deeper
Twitch that part reminded me of jigsaw on the tapes in Saw
He nearly sounds like Batman-
when it said "get out" (2:09) I read it as "get but"
not too proud of myself rn...
“Get Butt”
What about
.
.
.
.
.
.
Get butt
@@lightclaww6586 damn you beat me to it
Same...
Honestly same
*"HOLY SHIT THAT'S A PERSON!"*
last words before death.
This episode, especially the burglary one was very reminiscent of Babyplier. Missed watching episodes like that.
I can't focus on the game, because everytime I look at Mark, all I can think is *"You're a wizard, Harry!"*
Im a wut?
And he referenced Harry Potter too
Cannot unsee.
You're a wizard, Harry!
@@wolfez795 A *W I Z A R D ! ! !*
30:44 That jumpscare made my heart skip a beat
Yessss!!!!
Same
Hah!
It scared me too lmfao
I got a national guard add at that time lmao
34:35 I love how he's about to say "I'm definitively going in a big LOOP!" but he didn't finish, so it sounded like "a big LOO" and at that moment he was at the toilet. 😂
Oh dang, that's PERFECT.
35:44
*I'm- ... IN HELL!!*
(Que The Jazz Music!)
EDIT: Typo lol
That part actually jump-scared me 😂
This is my like because I don't wanna ruin 69...
I WANNA LIKE SO BAD BUT I DON'T WANNA RUIN 69!
@@daryissaplayz2312 you can like it now.
Honestly, I kinda wanna know what song that is, because it's so meme-able
Anyone else is really sensitive to jumpscares but Mark's commentary makes them feel safe and confident? lol
me too!
I'm not, I love horror movies and games so I'm now immune to scary stuff
✋🏼
He’s the only one I can watch play horror games because of his commentary! He’s hilarious!
Markiplier: NEXT!
**Trojan condom ad plays**
Me: o-oh dear...
Protection in very important 😂
What time is that
This comment has 69 likes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I got brawl stars ad
@@kathyanderson4803 It's an ad, you probably won't get the same onr
4:58 Markiplier: *inhales*
*"Listen."*
I don't know how I found this funny but I found this absolutely funny.
There's gold, then there's fool's gold, then there's comedy gold
You, my bone bruv, are the comedy gold
I was going to suggest making a drinking game out of every time Mark says “burgle”, but considering someone said he says it over 100 times, I think you’d just die.
Someone found the exact number to be 104 times so... Yeah if not dead you'd definitely be in a coma
me an alcoholic: you underestimate my powers
“I’m pumping it full of all my gaze.” -Mark Fischbach, 2019
I read that exactly when he said that xD
Come back to burgle the basement and then the beyond basement at the bottom of the basement :P
@@slarkel506 Makes me *MOIST*
@C.I.A O.o
Krisalis fischbach?
0:55 "I'm pumping it full of all my gaze"
*Markiplier 2019*
Lol
My throat is dry,
I need to gurgle,
How many times,
Will mark say burgle?
104'ish
104- took a long time to count all of them... but it was worth it
Burgle
Why did you decide it was worth your time to count the number of times he said burgle?
Pewde Pip You mean you just took the number some guy counted?
Mark really went from "guess I'll burgal this watch" to "i'lL BurGaL yoUr SoUl"
Jumpscares at
0:03
2:07
5:26
5:54
10:00
30:45
37:00
Burglar count 104
God bless you
Thank you, I will go ahead and skip those😫 not having a heart attack today thanks
thanks for 30:45, that really saved me
AyKayJay _ I’m crying bro 😂
Thanks, needed this
If I woke up late at night to hear 19:46 screamed at the top of his lungs, I'd probably just go back to sleep.
@Phantom Shot 😂😂
@Phantom Shot Clearly he is a man just trying to burgle. I imagine if he saw me asleep he'd just sneak in, burgle a random item, then leave in a panic at an odd noise I may make.
@Phantom Shot Pretty sure Mark isn't gonna murder me. He'd only successfully wake me up.
@Phantom Shot 1) The direct line in question literally says "HELLO, MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND I'M HERE TO BURGLE!" So I was literally talking about Markiplier coming in screaming that. 2) If we're talking a real world scenario where not only does a burglar waltzes in but he yells his presence, both my dogs would be very much woke up and attacking the hell out of them in the darkness... And they're both fairly big so they'd be loud and effective. 3) I also live with 4 other people, all of which sleep with weapons near their beds. If the dogs don't get em, they'll be bludgeoned or shot to death... Any of the scenarios I would have trouble really going back to sleep so I would probably aid in gathering the dogs off the corpse or restraining the defeated stupid burglar.
So there's no scenario where a burglar wondering into our home and announce their presence where they'll murder everyone. Even if they silently broke in my dogs would wake up with an uproar of barking. The only effective method would be if they had a shotgun, but that'd only take out the dogs while we're down the hall getting ready for when they peer into any of the doors and then jump the fool from all angles.
Now settle down with the 'realism scenario of the joke', because there's no burglar that's getting the jump on me for awhile.
Same XD
fun drinking game: take a shot every time mark says burgle
Shot of malk for the kids
Malk
MILK
@@chimarajigsawlord molk
Cody mlok
"Is it because I burgled to deeply?!?"
And
Small Pillow Salazar
Are absolute gold my friend.
This video had me laughing my ass off.
Darkiplier is now narrator for games
That's new. :3 :)
Well, that's good, I guess.
No its not weird and 3d-ish
Siri's Evil Twin*
Why dont he instead of playing games no one cares about, how about he just play dayshift at freddys
7:53
" So if you really take 2+2 and make it 4 then when the lessons over you're gonna be on the floor. OPEN THE DOOR...GET ON THE FLOOR....EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR...ｒｉｇｈｔ? "
im ded
Who wants to do the dinosaur with me?
XD Lmao
Rawr.
lol those good ol' lines from years ago... really missed them a lot
Funniest moment in my opinion
So we’re just going to act like the thumbnail doesn’t have Madara’s final Mangekyou Sharingan...
Yeah I clicked for that
yeah like wtf
lol that is the reason i opened the video'
i was under the Infinite Tsukuyomi
I opened for the same reason like o hey there Madara
so many iconic mark moments come from this video how have i not seen it before??? there’s uhhh
“i’m pumping it full of all my GAZE” (i dunno if that’s iconic but i recognize for some reason?)
“THE BLINDING LIGHT OF D E A T H”
“ooh that look expensive. y o i n k, steal. yEs pLeASe hEh heH >:)”
and probably more but i’m so lost why haven’t i seen this??
Burglary was cool at first, had a really nice atmosphere and build-up, but the fact that it ended with what was basically a .jpg spooky face was a huge letdown.
I could tell from the simplistic graphics that it wasn't going to have a super creepy detailed monster like Sophie or anything, but I still expected more. :c
Yeah, burglary certainly is cool. Tried it once, got away with some valuables.
@@companydudeD That is the best comment I have seen in a long time
7:57 "Get on the floor, open the door, everybody do the dinosaur."
*Memories of watching Mark 4 years ago kick in*
I thought the same. Baby Mark :p
Hell ye
*Mark:* I'm probably going to be hunted by many demons for my..Misbegotten ways a-
*ooh that looks expensive!*
20:07~
haunted*
No one:
Not a soul:
Not even Death himself:
Mark: SqUiGgLy DiCkElY
6:20
Cringe fest
Hey Mark! I found a cool point and click horror game! It's called "Bad Dream: Coma" It's on steam, and is really cheap! Like, less than 2 dollars cheap! It has 6 chapters, and is overall a 2-4 hour game depending on how quick you can get through each chapter. It has 3 different endings, a "good ending", a "neutral ending", and a "bad ending". Even if you don't see this, I recommend this to everyone in the comments! It is a good game!
He beat this game a long time ago, go look for the playlist
Mark already complete it.
lol
Renee *IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL*
You're sooooo late 😂😂
0:40 was expecting an "e" joke
Ladies and gentlemen... let me remind you all that Mark is going to officially be 30 years old this June...
:P
Why must they grow up?
Ah, they grow up so fast ..
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Noooooooo that's IMPOSSIBLE 🤧
😯😣😥
He's a year younger than me
I loved the entire descent into madness that was Burglary. His edited-in face caught me so off guard!
In the thumbnail why does that demon thing have Madara’s Eternal Mangekyou sharingan
Because he learned from the best
I was so confused about that
Its dope af
What If the thumbnail is Madara? Plot twist
Beezow Doo Doo Zoppitybop Bop Bop oh shit it’s Madara reanimated form! 😱
me: looks at the eyes in the thumbnails
me: HUZZAH! a man of quality!
YAAASSSS AMATARASU SHARINGAN i can verily agree he is a man of quality
Madaras Ems
@@ahuman4063 its called mangekyou sharingan not amaterasu, quiet ironic with your username
@@muhammadmarvelyanoputra5452 the amaterasu is the black flames
@@ahuman4063 that is Madaras mangekyou. Sasuke and Itachis mangekyou were the ones to use Amatarasu.
"Good old closet bed.. I bet Harry Potter lived here." Markiplier 2019😂😂
Gaze's into a hole door opens?
Logic 2019
i spent the entire middle of the video being immensely confused 😂
First
Second
Third
fourth
Sixth
Sources confirmed that a video tape of a kapnapping is stoshed in his bosmont unfatumitably, the vadio has been sploot into multiple poots.
I'm sorry but I can't this part was so funny to me 💀
I just lost my last brain cell trying to read this 😂
DUNVER WILL CAPTURE YOO
I think I had a stroke reading this....😵
Uh- what i think thonk i i just lost my last braincell and then gained another two and lost them aswell
Love that Ranboo profile picture mate
"My Shins! They're dead!"
"I Tried to go a different way, but it came back and bit me in the tit!"
"My Sack's gettin' real hefty!"
"My big sack is full to bursting!"
"-Mark Fischbach, 2019
"Burgle" is legitimately a verb.
I doubted that so much while initially watching this X3
Izices so is gruntled lmao.
It's cuz in America they say "burgelarized" or some such nonsense
Burglarized, I believe it's spelled
Therapist: GLADOS mark doesn't exist. It can't hurt you.
GLADOS mark: 15:05
Also therapist: I said that overused sentence many times.
30:40 This is the only part that scared me in the whole video (true honesty).
Why am I not the only one who got scared at 30:40?
😂😂😂😂
Sometimes the scariest part is the editing...
*we are all under Mark's genjutsu*
The subtitles said "standing and punishing cows is permitted"
Great job auto generated captions.
(A little bit of a edit I rewatched it and it said "standing and punishing foreign crows is promoted" yeah...)
Guess Guess
Oooo
........
May I ask where?
Poor cows lol
@@daydreamfuel5781 it's around 15:38
Markiplier: "I don't like books at all. Books are judgmental."
Also Markiplier: "Books are loser's, Books are for Nerds!"
*Sees this was published 3 days ago*
Me: There must be a jump scare list in the comments
*Zero comments with jump scare times*
Me: Well shit...
*Proceeds to watch with caution*
That's exactly what I was thinking ☺
I made one for ya
That’s exactly what I was thinking 😀
Hah! Now you cowardly weaklings must face your fears in order to truly endeavor forward!
Agreed!
Ya know Mark
I’m home alone
My back is to the door
Someone could sneak up on me and I wouldn’t even know.
Welp time to watch this video
whatever.works.01 ._. Welp, time to stay in the comment section.
don't get stabbed in the butt
gaurdianAQ Thanks for your concern
Lol ur welcome for ur 100th comment.
Mark:"says something about Disney"
Mickey:IM GONNA BURGLE THIS VIDEO
Me: Sees Mangekyo Sharingan
Also Me: “I guess I’m watching this than..”
Yes
Nobody:
Not a soul in the world:
Mark: *OOOHHHHH IT'S THE BRIGHT SHINING LIGHT OF DEATH!~*
@Troll ic (at least on my phone) it starts at 11:16
That’s my senior quote.
😂😂😂
OMGYESSSSS
I’ve had that quote screenshot on my phone forever; I had forgotten what video it was from until now 😅
i died at the different voices he used on the second game lol
The voodeo has been sploot into mooltiple poots
*takes off headphones*
*turns on all lights because it's 8pm here*
*_MY BODY IS READY_*
Are you sure about That? It's day for me and I am almost positive I'm gonna have nightmares. Rip.
Oh my god mood buddy 👏👏
Day for me
When Marks voice went low during Creeper I had a flashback to Sean’s Jazzpunk series and the detective dude
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss 3:49
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Senna Wienbeck you got a boyfriend i bet he doesn't kiss ya *MuAAAHHHHH*
@@InkerousCitaRik HE GONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON'T MISS YAAAA
@@Shen_Shen04 HE GON SKRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA
That got me XD
30:45 ;-; how could you mark that scared the hell out of me
34:35 "I am definitively going into a big loo-"
Actually enters a toilet.
Lol he was meant to say loop
I am so glad I'm not the only one that noticed! Haha😂
It wasn't so big tho~
he was saying loop
“i don’t need to poop”
Me: Laying down watching this expecting a jump scare soon or something.
Then this happens and I almost throw my phone into the air!
35:46
The difference between robbers and cat burgulars is:
Robbers take things by force
Cat burgulars are sneky sneks
But how can they be snek when they r cat??? 🤔🤔🤔
@@RedRogue they will distract you by breaking your precious China that's how they get yah
@@necro6823 And once China is broken, the rest of Asia will fall soon after.
"I think it might've been a ring or possibly a d- dil-"
*mark nO*
Lol I thought the same thing
Omg another army
Armeeeee
@@felifish09 yehp
Mark: **plays game called “Burglary”**
Me: “I hope this game isn’t just 20 minutes of burgling.”
Mark: **just burgles for 20 minutes**
Me: 26:34
Tehe
Markiplier: ooooohhh the glorious bright shining light of death
Me: watching the same part over and over laughing hysterically
So many burgles.... reminds me of: "We're here to burgle your turts!"
Yess
The ending of that show always makes me cry
Open the door!
Get on the floor!
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
*does the dinosaur*
*does dinosaur*
Do
Does
YES!!!!
MARK PLEASE PLAY WHAT REMAINS OF EDITH FINCH ! It's a really good game!
“You need to use your wits- well I don’t have a lot of those”
So I see. The monster in the thumbnail killed Madara Uchiha and stole his mangekyou sharingans... interesting.
SomeOreoIn AHoodie yes lol
That’s what I was wondering too😂😂😂a Danzó wannabe
@@neskii7005 everything suddenly makes sense....👀👀
Entity Sting eh, seems accurate
I noticed it too😂😂
Hey Markimoo! Could you play Sally Face? I know it has been a while since it came out, but I think you would enjoy it! Please consider it! Love ya dude!
MacKenzie McCall Jacksepticeye has been playing it. Really awesome series.
Sadly I don't think he would play it, mostly because it came out a while ago..
I love that game
[ ᴇxᴇʏ ] I know. That’s why I said it came out a while ago.
@@tedioustabii7454 I don't think it really matters how long it's been since it came out.
It may play a part in whether Mark plays it, but he's played plenty of old games.
“I will burgle your soul right out of your body”
IM DYING
@JLGaming you’re dying because he burgled your soul too
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 THE *BURGLING* NEVER ENDS
Is a soul a burglable?
30:44
oH MY GOD
HE REALLY DONE DID THAT TO ME
*shaking*
HOW DARE YOU
I TRUSTED YOUUUU
30:45 was the worst jumpscare of the whole entire video
I almost threw my laptop and smacked my face XD
Lol, it made me jump too XD
That actually scared the crap out of me
@@ov3ryond3r same lol
Lmaooo
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity.."
This game called Burglary🤣😂
Dude my names Nadia and I spaced out for a bit and mark said Nadia and it scared tf out of meeeeee
yoo same
@@namakun4605 mine too. its not a common name so I was like what
same and what's funny is that it means Hope in Slavic and its a frickin demon game! XD
One time I was listening to one of his vids and he went WHOA NELLY and it made me jump
I never knew how much Nadias there are
The massive ammount of Burgles and variations is hilarious! Burglables! That Burglary part is hysterical!