The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 311

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton 7 лет назад +95

    Brendan the type of guy to do the best man speech at his own wedding

    • @notme6793
      @notme6793 7 лет назад +1

      Bob Houghton 😂

  • @paulstonger1566
    @paulstonger1566 7 лет назад +107

    100% Schaub is talkin' about Ronda getting lit up by multiple brazilians.

    • @Dustajus
      @Dustajus 7 лет назад

      i thought it was the person he needed the gun for...maybe both lol

    • @dentalfloss7523
      @dentalfloss7523 7 лет назад +1

      Good call

    • @Cr0w805
      @Cr0w805 7 лет назад

      Didnt she cheat on him with Travis Brown???

    • @HHA92353
      @HHA92353 7 лет назад +2

      CR0WTHAcRUSif13r idk but if she did it puts salt on the wound because he knocked him out

    • @joeytribbiani4209
      @joeytribbiani4209 7 лет назад

      Paul stonger timestamp ?

  • @SomeKindOfMadman
    @SomeKindOfMadman 7 лет назад +1

    "Beer League" with Artie is a diamond comedy classic.

  • @dfcj1499
    @dfcj1499 3 года назад +2

    I love Callen. I think he's as funny as they come. I love him even more because he's the only one who ever talks about the genius of Artie Lange. Artie is the reason I delve into the comedy world listening to him on Howard Stern. He really is a comedic genius and a great guy too. Artie & Mike Bocchetti produced the most hilarious dialogue of all-time on the Artie Lange show

  • @JoseReyesz
    @JoseReyesz 7 лет назад +32

    Brendan’s the type of guy to drive with his legs crossed

    • @notme6793
      @notme6793 7 лет назад +2

      Jose Reyes underrated comment bruh

    • @Rex_Colt
      @Rex_Colt 7 лет назад

      haha

    • @TolkienStudy
      @TolkienStudy 7 лет назад

      Nice lol

    • @WhiteBoyNick1
      @WhiteBoyNick1 7 лет назад

      Jose Reyes lol nice, he crosses his legs like a woman too.

  • @DigitalChads
    @DigitalChads 7 лет назад +155

    Brendan "I don't like cold weather, fucks with my skin" Schuab

    • @AZCaveMan480
      @AZCaveMan480 7 лет назад

      Ginkgo Biloba coffee does not dehydrate you....

    • @DeSanto127
      @DeSanto127 7 лет назад +5

      AZCaveMan coffee is a diuretic. It dehydrates the shit out of you (assuming you’re not drinking water to compensate).

    • @hasty-carnaage1518
      @hasty-carnaage1518 7 лет назад

      DeSanto127 y'know i never knew if that was fact but I always did feel a bit less hydrated than before I drank it, and got cottonmouth decently often. I enjoy coffee but am not a nut about it.

  • @awill891
    @awill891 7 лет назад +1

    Remember their old closet/studio with the awkward desk angle? Wow I'm just so grateful for this high quality set and camera view.

  • @charliebirchall7220
    @charliebirchall7220 7 лет назад +22

    Callen back at it again with them Eskimo ankles

    • @foreverfragrance7
      @foreverfragrance7 7 лет назад +1

      Charlie Birchall I thought he was wearing white socks.

    • @Cr0w805
      @Cr0w805 7 лет назад

      And SHWAB with his foot and leg fetish...dudes always touching himself!

    • @iMertin
      @iMertin 7 лет назад

      He has ankle socks on. He said it at the start of the episode

  • @cyberneticthezero
    @cyberneticthezero 7 лет назад +20

    Bryan's got the ankles of the crypt keeper.

    • @TolkienStudy
      @TolkienStudy 7 лет назад

      cyberneticthezero hahaha....that's what I'm saying. Quit it with the low cut socks.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 7 лет назад +2

    Wow. When you see Bryan during his MadTV years, you realize his level of talent. If he had just gotten a few lucky breaks along the way, his career would have been exactly the same.

  • @amandad.5102
    @amandad.5102 7 лет назад

    Giggling tok loud at work during Bryan's roll out the balls to cheer up his wife segment haha Thank god they don't know what I listen to at work! Love you guys and come around to Philly again! 💓

  • @TolkienStudy
    @TolkienStudy 7 лет назад +20

    Called it, this whole "Chin can't find a date on Tinder or EHarmony" thing was BS, he is working on MJ. They were supposed to go fishing? For sure drop whatever you're doing and take MJ fishing!
    15 units, I had 21 each semester of my last undergraduate year. I had to get permission from the Dean and had to approved by my advisors, etc., so they could ask if I could handle it. But when studying is what you love, it's amazing who free you are.
    I hope MJ stays. Yes she's obviously very pretty but she also seems smart and well mannered and down to Earth person. And that's pretty rare for LA.

    • @malcomscott3745
      @malcomscott3745 7 лет назад +3

      Brandon Young I don’t think so
      she is 20 something and he’s 40.

    • @modus18
      @modus18 7 лет назад +2

      I was thinking the same about the units, but she said she works 2 jobs so it makes sense.

    • @TolkienStudy
      @TolkienStudy 7 лет назад

      Malcom Scott Oh wow he's 40?!?! Yeah definitely not happening then.

    • @TolkienStudy
      @TolkienStudy 7 лет назад

      Chase N Good point, good point.

    • @SmithCommaBenjamin
      @SmithCommaBenjamin 7 лет назад

      Brandon Young Down to earth? She's psycho... watch the first BBB episode she's on...

  • @K1LLmatic
    @K1LLmatic 7 лет назад +7

    Brendan the type of dude to watch 50 shades of grey by himself.

  • @StephenWillard1
    @StephenWillard1 7 лет назад +8

    It's not "pellow" it's "pillow"...say "pill" then say "oh"
    Sounds like my ex-wife
    Also Brian Callen is one of the funniest off the cuff people ever

    • @lr2119
      @lr2119 7 лет назад

      Stephen Willard agreed I hate when I hear that

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +7

    Brendan trying to say mitochondria was the part of this podcast. “Michocondriactic cells”

  • @kylekirton4747
    @kylekirton4747 7 лет назад +1

    Legit about to start cardio and get the notification on this video, great timing

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +103

    Branton “Shawlshank and Dillashawl were NEVER drawls” Schwuab

  • @supremeclientele83
    @supremeclientele83 7 лет назад +17

    Bryan low-key thirsty for MJ

    • @TolkienStudy
      @TolkienStudy 7 лет назад +1

      Supreme Clientele BIG time! Just pause it when MJmis talking to Chin for a sec....look at the way he's looking at her legs.

    • @supremeclientele83
      @supremeclientele83 7 лет назад +3

      Brandon Young Yeah man, totally saw that. He's got that an intense starved look on his face when ever she sits on camera. Then he brings up how hot she is or suggestive shit eluding to fucking all the time.
      At the same token MJ is secretly down to fuck Schaub, Bryan has seen that, told him and they've probably joked about it when she's not around. Brendan is an ethical employer and family guy, he turns a blind eye to it.
      And Chin is a chronic masturbator, it's sapping all his energy that's why he always seems mono and has no drive for girls. Too much effort. Probably masturbated at least 10 times thinking about MJ since she joined the show and spends the vague weekends marathoning porn

  • @firstgan114
    @firstgan114 7 лет назад

    Always cracks me up when they ask Chin about his weekend. I wouldn't be surprised if he was like Perry the platypus to Callen and Schaub's "Phineas and Ferb".

  • @MegaActionTime
    @MegaActionTime 7 лет назад +7

    if one more person tells me i should bodybuild i’m gonna BUST

  • @foreverfragrance7
    @foreverfragrance7 7 лет назад +51

    Brian the type of guy to pull his pants all the way down to his ankles to pee.

    • @Tom_Ciccone
      @Tom_Ciccone 7 лет назад +2

      your the type of guy to copy what everyone else does and make "the type of guy" comments solely to try to get up votes to make you feel better about your miserable life

    • @foreverfragrance7
      @foreverfragrance7 7 лет назад

      JAYEM5 You seem like an angry guy.

    • @iMertin
      @iMertin 7 лет назад

      He’s no Brian anyway so yer shit mate

    • @HAHA-wn1wc
      @HAHA-wn1wc 7 лет назад

      Certified Dick Diver lmaooooo idk why but this comment is funny as hell

  • @duckers5120
    @duckers5120 7 лет назад +1

    Bryan: "I went whale watching once with my daughter's elementary school."
    Brendan: "Oh my god did it come with a razor blade"
    LMAO

  • @isechico
    @isechico 7 лет назад

    Thanks Brian for calling me and thanking me for my service!

  • @Mxbulldog226
    @Mxbulldog226 7 лет назад +1

    The best sign off yet "Fuck your feelings we're out!" Lol

  • @Chris118Real
    @Chris118Real 7 лет назад

    Amazing Episode!

  • @iyzyz
    @iyzyz 7 лет назад +2

    47:30 You are here for this.

  • @saint52vvs
    @saint52vvs 7 лет назад +7

    Brendan I'm going to disagree with everything you say and then be an expert shaub

  • @intactGB
    @intactGB 7 лет назад +2

    "Micro-condriac"
    "Curving the Ents, with the expert fisher!" 1:01:06
    Gotta love B Schaub

  • @stevenmartinez872
    @stevenmartinez872 7 лет назад +5

    Brendan "I have a source close to the situation high up " schuab

  • @markblanco6956
    @markblanco6956 7 лет назад +8

    Chin: Time to find some current events.. “underage sexual assault” into google, “domestic murder suicide”, “violent torture and death”. Perfect for a comedy/entertainment podcast, do TFATK actually not listen to any feedback? Fs, it’s not all “hate”. Constructive criticism can help.

    • @WhiteBoyNick1
      @WhiteBoyNick1 7 лет назад

      Mark Blanco they don't dude honestly, u heard them say they read what no one says in the comments section or any criticism, schaub said that and Brian.

  • @eton13_
    @eton13_ 7 лет назад +8

    MJ looked like she smelt so freakin incredible

  • @jakevalerio
    @jakevalerio 7 лет назад +1

    Brendan "I dont want to get into it" *proceeds to get into it* Schuab

  • @abudner91
    @abudner91 7 лет назад +1

    I don't understand the hate in the comments. These guys like to goof around and shoot the shit. They've been doing it for 4+ years. If you're here for anything else and criticizing a free show, then FOR SURE just find another show or a better use of your time

  • @markgarcia8884
    @markgarcia8884 7 лет назад +7

    Brendan" i disagree B " schaub

  • @javatitus8669
    @javatitus8669 7 лет назад +22

    MJ looks like Meish Tates younger sister

    • @foreverfragrance7
      @foreverfragrance7 7 лет назад

      java titus Mmmm

    • @javatitus8669
      @javatitus8669 7 лет назад

      wtf.. gross

    • @WhiteBoyNick1
      @WhiteBoyNick1 7 лет назад +1

      java titus dude I said the same thing, but I just said she looks like meisha tate, but yea she does, and similar body too, which is even weirder. Don't love her all in the podcast every time though,but just my opinion.

  • @shozilsanchez5733
    @shozilsanchez5733 7 лет назад +4

    Brendan ‘ I mean come on man ‘ Shaub

  • @iMertin
    @iMertin 7 лет назад +3

    Wheeler walker jnr just chillin inbetween them

  • @hydroking619
    @hydroking619 7 лет назад +7

    I swear MJ is always trying to look hot for Bryan and Brendan...

    • @durkdiggler1638
      @durkdiggler1638 7 лет назад +4

      HYDRO KING shes a girl, of course she's trying to look good

    • @soxfantony773
      @soxfantony773 7 лет назад +1

      Or for the thousands of people that watch this...

  • @jrbird2294
    @jrbird2294 7 лет назад +2

    @----Best Pizza on the EAST COAST----@
    -Monocle's Pizza in Illinois - order online and they will ship it to you frozen
    -Brooklyn Pizzeria in Spring Lake,NC
    -Guiseppe's Pizza in Hoosick Falls NY The 24 cut is the size of your stovetop
    -Dino's Pizza in Cameron NC
    -Bennington Pizza on Northside Drive in Bennington VT
    -Luigi's in Manhattan, NY $42 but authentic af
    -Slices from this unknown Bodega around the corner from the Aquaduct Race track near Far Rockaway in Queens NY. Pie and a fanta for $3.25. plus you can cop some party favors while you wait.lol
    -Chocolate Chip pizza for dessert at any Pizza Inn

    • @soxfantony773
      @soxfantony773 7 лет назад

      Wtf lol monocles is trash btw

    • @jrbird2294
      @jrbird2294 7 лет назад

      Monocle's has or had this pepperoni trio pizza i used to get when i was a kid so it has been a while. Plus i always thought it was cool they cut round pizzas into square slices. Maybe they changed the recipe or i was too young to know good pizza you know. Plus its not exactly east coast either but all the others are legit and i stand behind them lol. Luigi's isn't amazing either but they have real imported ingredients. Not sure if its still there or not.

    • @jrbird2294
      @jrbird2294 7 лет назад

      In Vermont you can go to a gas station and get better pizza than in Chicago

    • @jrbird2294
      @jrbird2294 7 лет назад

      soxfantony773 lol most people up there would if you got any real oxy's. I never saw a place as strung out as Bennington and i've been all over the country. it hasn't always been like that but one of the reasons i left.

  • @geraldfarr8279
    @geraldfarr8279 7 лет назад +2

    Brendan "Literally the biggest DJ in the world, I forget his name" Schaub

  • @dillenstpatrick4559
    @dillenstpatrick4559 7 лет назад +1

    I’ve been listening to the podcast while fishing for catfish

  • @kobraki1877
    @kobraki1877 7 лет назад +2

    Don't get why fools hate on MJ??? fuck em your fine as hell girl do your thing!!!

  • @kevinyungkb2466
    @kevinyungkb2466 7 лет назад +1

    If Brenden wears pants any tighter I'm going to bust 🤣

  • @sweetswing1
    @sweetswing1 7 лет назад

    Brians voice cracked he got so horned up talking about Leto.

  • @BiggD1
    @BiggD1 7 лет назад

    Brendan is the type of guy to send flowers to himself

  • @Wherebutcherat
    @Wherebutcherat 6 лет назад

    4:30 mark. Schaub: that's not him! Callen: sure is. Lmao

  • @blankname3620
    @blankname3620 7 лет назад +2

    Has anyone ever noticed nothing ever gets broken down in the big brown breakdown he just makes picks

  • @andrewflores5243
    @andrewflores5243 7 лет назад +1

    Brendan the kind of guy to buy ripped jeans on Melrose before watching a Jared Leto movie

  • @rhinoproof
    @rhinoproof 7 лет назад

    Piss break has become a segment. What a time to be alive

  • @DonGrigorianFishing
    @DonGrigorianFishing 7 лет назад +3

    "Tyrone Woodley is not a Drawll man" B Schaub

  • @thedrummingphilosopher1023
    @thedrummingphilosopher1023 7 лет назад +1

    Brendan is so out of his league whenever they start talking about the psychology of art and artists. He really does NOT get it. Bryan, on the other hand, he's absolutely spot on.

  • @DonGrigorianFishing
    @DonGrigorianFishing 7 лет назад +1

    Yo TFATK is the position for MJ's chair still available???

  • @DrNo918
    @DrNo918 7 лет назад +2

    Great Podcast and video as always!!! Love seeing MJ on the Vod shes is so damn coo and beautiful!! We need for camera time for and with Chin!! (sorry for the Sp if its wrong) Much love from Boston!!!

  • @ozmatt1222
    @ozmatt1222 7 лет назад +2

    So there’s pics out there of a group of Brazilians running a train on Ronda?

  • @moisesmartinez2507
    @moisesmartinez2507 7 лет назад +1

    Brendan “I’m a huge fan of everybody” Schuab

  • @janfranswan
    @janfranswan 7 лет назад +2

    Brendan "I should stop interrupting every intellectual topic brought up by Callen just to say some stupid shit about Cardi B" Schuab.

  • @alexlm2
    @alexlm2 7 лет назад

    Any "All of us good comedians don't think we're any good and we're too hard on ourselves" comedian

  • @dustinriley201
    @dustinriley201 7 лет назад +2

    The LOVE of money is the root of all evil, fools. Not bad to be rich, bad to be greedy.

  • @experiment54
    @experiment54 7 лет назад

    Money isnt the root of all evil. It never has been. The love of money is the root of all evil is the correct quote.

  • @chrishall4058
    @chrishall4058 7 лет назад +7

    Callen's ankles are offensively luminescent. very distracting haha

    • @Daniel_25
      @Daniel_25 7 лет назад +1

      "Offensively Luminescent"
      I got dibs on this for my next Netflix special

  • @I2eacTionZ
    @I2eacTionZ 7 лет назад

    God damn this one was funny lol had me laughing good 2am

  • @Aclockworkari
    @Aclockworkari 7 лет назад

    Shawshank Redemption and 50 Shades of Grey. The two seminal films that inspire people to become actors according to Brendan Schaub.

  • @johnwayans9280
    @johnwayans9280 7 лет назад

    Episode 311! Amber is the color of your energy!

  • @wolfstatus
    @wolfstatus 7 лет назад +1

    THE FIGHTER AND THE KID, MJ AND CHIN PODCAST IN A BOAT!!! PLEASE!!!

  • @DonGrigorianFishing
    @DonGrigorianFishing 7 лет назад +2

    RIP CHARLES MANSON

  • @sevatar5762
    @sevatar5762 7 лет назад

    Every time Brian starts dropping knowledge Brendan initially looks at hos phone and then spends the rest of the segment looking like he wants to die!

  • @27barbiemex
    @27barbiemex 7 лет назад

    Brendan: I want to hear your opinion B
    He interrupts when Brian is about to say his opinion

  • @ChrischrosBelgium
    @ChrischrosBelgium 7 лет назад

    Bryan looks great, no matter his age.

  • @RawShogun
    @RawShogun 7 лет назад +2

    I feel like Schaub doesnt even have mirrors or family pictures in his house just pictures of jared leto.

  • @devonjerimiah1
    @devonjerimiah1 6 лет назад

    Love your podcast love topics n ur chemistry found u from Joe Rogan ,also ur mom's house n Joey Diaz best podcasts on youtube

  • @jimmyramos1989
    @jimmyramos1989 7 лет назад +2

    And....drum roll.....please.....its time for alllll the haters on the comment section!

  • @paulwilliam5023
    @paulwilliam5023 7 лет назад +1

    Artie Lange is a legend

  • @coldworkken6648
    @coldworkken6648 7 лет назад

    My Grandma's stuffing is the best though.

  • @FifaMonkey98
    @FifaMonkey98 7 лет назад

    Brendan the kinda guy to enjoy extra bumpy roads

  • @jimmytweedale2191
    @jimmytweedale2191 7 лет назад

    Brendan "im like the bane of water" Shaub

  • @THE-SLAUGHTERHOUSE.
    @THE-SLAUGHTERHOUSE. 7 лет назад

    Artie Lange rode the howard stern show out for years, but he would nod out when he was high.

  • @RawShogun
    @RawShogun 7 лет назад

    Bryan watching himself act is like the demon from Constantine staring at himself in the mirror.

  • @juliancampbell2012
    @juliancampbell2012 7 лет назад

    Can someone timestamp when they are talking about MMA? Or they disnt get to this ep?

  • @BLUEDELUCA
    @BLUEDELUCA 7 лет назад +1

    Dirty Work is greeeeat!!

  • @PatriotsOfWash
    @PatriotsOfWash 7 лет назад +7

    Brendan, we all love you but you interrupted Bryan so many times. Straight up cut him off mid sentence numerous times.

    • @justinperry44
      @justinperry44 7 лет назад +1

      Scott Cross That's a good thing. Bryan is a douche.

    • @PatriotsOfWash
      @PatriotsOfWash 7 лет назад +1

      Justin Gober lol, nah that's not true. Bryan is hilarious.

  • @DewkChronic
    @DewkChronic 7 лет назад

    Cali bubble is strong with this crew.

  • @LionAstrology
    @LionAstrology 7 лет назад +1

    Damn Brian feeling bad that there is no youtube vids of his Manson impression... 😆 it's ok none of your goldbergs parts are on there either lol...
    😆 haha big Brian can't pull a deer over a field....Atleast he is funny as fuck....and I only check when the goldbergs are on to see if Brian might be on ❤ 15% gay.

  • @Dustajus
    @Dustajus 7 лет назад +2

    wait, the show doesnt end when bryan starts the dropping knowledge? thats weird

  • @2lazy2namebutwhatever21
    @2lazy2namebutwhatever21 7 лет назад

    Bryan always has good dropping knowledge and maybe if Brandon would listen he wouldn't be so stuck up...

  • @doobtubes
    @doobtubes 7 лет назад +32

    Sup casuals

  • @pimpninacadi
    @pimpninacadi 7 лет назад

    These guys are fucking hilarious together!

  • @mefman9
    @mefman9 7 лет назад +3

    Ol' Brendan "Steals from Luke Thomas" Schuab

  • @xaxabel
    @xaxabel 7 лет назад

    Bryan gets such a kick out of himself on MadTV lol

  • @experiment54
    @experiment54 7 лет назад

    Brendan - The Type of guy to arm wrestle himself

  • @prakulrathnakar
    @prakulrathnakar 7 лет назад +1

    Callen describing a guys looks is the redefinition of gayness

  • @tulylcarnet
    @tulylcarnet 7 лет назад +2

    Brandon "Only I can hate on people not the people who leave youtube comments" Schaub

  • @TacticalXRays
    @TacticalXRays 7 лет назад

    I'll take a medium sized "coke, fish and wine" t shirt

  • @CMFTR-
    @CMFTR- 7 лет назад

    That fedor bobble head bothers me....... make it face is 😂🤣😭

  • @possession2
    @possession2 7 лет назад

    1. JRE
    2. Believe you me
    3. The Fighter and The Kid.

    • @Tom_Ciccone
      @Tom_Ciccone 7 лет назад

      your out of your mind if you think "believe you me" is even in the top 5 mma podcasts. 1. JRE 2. Fighter and the Kid 3. MMA Hour. End of discussion.

    • @durkdiggler1638
      @durkdiggler1638 7 лет назад

      sneezer 1. JRE 2. church of what's happening 3. Tfatk 4. your mom's house 5. your welcome with chael sonnen

    • @Tom_Ciccone
      @Tom_Ciccone 7 лет назад

      church of what happening is horrible and joey diaz is overrated simply because rogan sucks him off so much

    • @durkdiggler1638
      @durkdiggler1638 7 лет назад

      JAYEM5 how dare you

  • @cyberneticthezero
    @cyberneticthezero 7 лет назад +4

    Bryan baby fist Callen

  • @VincentHu1979
    @VincentHu1979 7 лет назад +2

    Brendan "I like girls who look like Usher" Schaub

  • @jorgenmac
    @jorgenmac 7 лет назад

    Droppin' a comedian's understanding of knowledge

  • @kingcrustytut7544
    @kingcrustytut7544 7 лет назад +3

    Slow it down brendan dov davidoff is in 5 minutes of punisher, your acting like he’s playing frank castle lol

  • @PremierReviewer
    @PremierReviewer 7 лет назад

    It’s says “THE (LOVE) OF MONEY IS THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL

  • @folgargrimm6811
    @folgargrimm6811 7 лет назад +1

    I dont like the way Bryan looks at mj, then starts up about how people ask him to tell her she is hot!!!
    its prob the voice's in his head saying it!!!
    there the same voice's that make up all those lying storys he tells!!!!
    but she is a very good looking girl. and seems super down to earth