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    Remember that hilarious Windows 1.0 ad featuring Steve Ballmer? Well what if I told you that it wasn't actually an ad? But was instead created for the entertainment of Microsoft employees. Let's discover the real story behind this video in today's episode!
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  • @Gab_Rezende
    @Gab_Rezende 3 года назад +1912

    Wow! I uploaded this RUclips video in 2006, found it on a Geocities-like website. At the time I looked on RUclips and couldn't find a copy, I thought the video might disappear and I uploaded it to ensure it would stay on the web for longer. My English at the time was worse than it is today, but I remember that the video already said "Windows 1.0", maybe I missed something indicating that it was not a serious video! : D

    • @MichaelMJD
      @MichaelMJD  3 года назад +430

      Woah! Dude, that’s awesome! Really cool that you found this one. And thanks so much for preserving the video!

    • @an0therm1nute
      @an0therm1nute 3 года назад +30

      I have a question? Do you like peanutbutter and jelly?

    • @Gab_Rezende
      @Gab_Rezende 3 года назад +212

      ​@@MichaelMJD I was very surprised to see my user in the video, because I have been following your channel for a long time and I wasn't expecting it

    • @mal0gen
      @mal0gen 3 года назад +10

      @@Gab_Rezende Brasil huehue

    • @TheAndreso_
      @TheAndreso_ 3 года назад +20

      :0
      The OG uploader is here!

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi 3 года назад +782

    I still can't get over the fact they mentioned "control panel" as a must-have feature

    • @MICHIOFLCHAN
      @MICHIOFLCHAN 3 года назад +45

      And it is soon to be removed.... so is now a "not needed feature".....

    • @maynnemillares
      @maynnemillares 3 года назад +99

      Microsoft trying to remove Control Panel since 2015, they continue to fail.
      No one can remove it without breaking either Windows or legacy apps that depends on it.

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 3 года назад +21

      @@CommodoreFan64 Chromium OS is total trash for anybody that'd actually care about losing control panel though

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 3 года назад +3

      @@maynnemillares well they're trying in fact they got some done like the about page and programs and features well in insider build's at least

    • @ahyis324
      @ahyis324 3 года назад +16

      noone insults my control panel

  • @Cre8tvMG
    @Cre8tvMG 3 года назад +248

    I've been a video editor in Seattle since 1985. Yes, we used to make spoof ads all the time for internal meetings for lots of the big tech companies. The only reason people think this is a real ad is that Balmer really is that weird even in real life.

  • @ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov
    @ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov 3 года назад +667

    Steve needs to be in Microsoft Flight Simulator as a controllable pilot

    • @thatkindofboi9955
      @thatkindofboi9955 3 года назад +11

      This

    • @SandsOfArrakis
      @SandsOfArrakis 3 года назад +17

      Better not as autopilot :D

    • @redfonzie21
      @redfonzie21 3 года назад +16

      I think he was already out of control!

    • @pocketlightt
      @pocketlightt 3 года назад +30

      AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! WE'RE HEADING TOWARDS THE OCEAN! BUT THIS PLANE HAS A MUST-HAVE FEATURE OF LIFEJACKETS!

    • @ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov
      @ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov 3 года назад +2

      @@pocketlightt lmao

  • @lustechsource5197
    @lustechsource5197 3 года назад +150

    The ad totally fooled me because I can totally see Ballmer doing this for a real ad.

  • @MartyTuro
    @MartyTuro 3 года назад +941

    Developers developers developers developers _breathes_ developers developers developers...

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 3 года назад +37

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      @gliczide 3 года назад +17

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    • @jahirtrevino2154
      @jahirtrevino2154 3 года назад +9

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    • @Locutus
      @Locutus 3 года назад +3

      @@gliczide What??? I don't understand.

    • @Locutus
      @Locutus 3 года назад +2

      @@jahirtrevino2154 What??? I don't understand.

  • @EeveeFromAlmia
    @EeveeFromAlmia 3 года назад +61

    Honestly the ‘expect for Nebraska’ line only gets funnier WITH the context

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 2 года назад +60

    As a Nebraskan, this is probably the most attention we have ever gotten. Thank you, broken US telephone service, thank you.

    • @asmael666
      @asmael666 3 месяца назад +2

      If Nebraska represented the US, the world yould be a better place right now.
      Presidential Election 2020: ~60% Trump, ~40% Biden
      Q.E.D.
      (Greetings from Hamburg, Germany)

  • @nathanryan22
    @nathanryan22 3 года назад +373

    I don't know if anyone mentioned this about the PO box but its also talking about a 286 processor for a DOS computer of the time.

    • @keltrm
      @keltrm 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @petercarmody1606
      @petercarmody1606 3 года назад +18

      I was thinking the same.

    • @1420timmy
      @1420timmy 3 года назад +1

      I know right

    • @captainretro373
      @captainretro373 3 года назад +3

      Nathan Hastings whoosh

    • @certs743
      @certs743 3 года назад +15

      For me that was the giveaway that it was a joke.

  • @luigimaster111
    @luigimaster111 3 года назад +166

    286 DOS is clearly a reference to the Intel 80286 microprocessors of the time, and of course MSDOS.

    • @scaryjam8
      @scaryjam8 3 года назад +7

      Thought I was the only one who got this!

    • @FilliamPL
      @FilliamPL 3 года назад +15

      @@scaryjam8 I was very surprised Michael didn’t take note or make mention of this... he made it apparent that P.O. boxes were numbers only, but he didn’t mention even the more evident ‘DOS’ element of it

    • @DavinAbielGinting
      @DavinAbielGinting 3 года назад +3

      Yes, It IS...

    • @kamilkardel2792
      @kamilkardel2792 11 месяцев назад

      If I had employed at the sales or marketing department of a computer company at the time and could get PO BOX 286 for my company I would definitely go for it.

    • @Hrazmadul
      @Hrazmadul 6 месяцев назад

      If using the old telephone keypad (you know around 3 letters/digit) DOS=367 not sure if that means anything but 286-367 would be the post box then.

  • @NoobixCube
    @NoobixCube 3 года назад +573

    Windows no longer including Reversi is why I switched to Linux.

    • @lustechsource5197
      @lustechsource5197 3 года назад +14

      😂 I wasn't lucky enough to get Reversi on my Windows install.

    • @franklhota5019
      @franklhota5019 3 года назад +11

      Did you find a Linux distro with Reversi?

    • @silvy7394
      @silvy7394 3 года назад +19

      So you switched to an OS that also doesnt, and probably never did, have Reversi. Ok

    • @NoobixCube
      @NoobixCube 3 года назад +29

      Little Waffles Reversi is part of both Gnome and KDE game collections.

    • @silvy7394
      @silvy7394 3 года назад +4

      @@NoobixCube I dont remember saying separately installing the games.

  • @djpalmer93
    @djpalmer93 3 года назад +332

    Developers, developers, developers, developers!!

  • @Kernel32x86
    @Kernel32x86 3 года назад +143

    Wait a minute, there was a Windows XP ad similar to this one, with Steve Ballmer and Brian Valentine, was that a parody too?

    • @NoobixCube
      @NoobixCube 3 года назад +44

      Unless my brain is lying to me (it does that sometimes), I think I’ve seen that one, and it came out after this one leaked, so I’d say it’s a joke about this video.

    • @kbhasi
      @kbhasi 3 года назад +8

      I think it was!

    • @peanutbumber2858
      @peanutbumber2858 3 года назад +8

      someone give me link to this?

    • @immortalsofar5314
      @immortalsofar5314 3 года назад +21

      Ah, Brian Valentine. I was working at Microsoft in the '90s, someone leaked the next version of NT on a company-internal-only disk to a hackers convention and he sent out a company-wide email demanding whoever did it own up and this was their last chance to save their job. I sent round a picture of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition parodying their slogan "Where do you want to go today?" with "What do you want to confess today?" and it went viral across the company.
      He also go snippy that some employees were making long distance phone calls (with a link to the call logs) which was against company policy so we should pay for them. I sent him a reply that all of mine were after 7pm to my home to cancel arrangements because I was working late. Judging by his next email doing a hasty retreat on his position, I think he almost got lynched for that one.

  • @JamesLustre
    @JamesLustre 3 года назад +469

    *A* *N* *D* *C* *A* *N* *Y* *O* *U* *B* *E* *L* *I* *E* *V* *E* *I* *T* *?*
    *R* *E* *V* *E* *R* *S* *I* *!*

    • @j.w.techchannel
      @j.w.techchannel 3 года назад +21

      I can't believe it!

    • @ttyt4078
      @ttyt4078 3 года назад +4

      @@j.w.techchannel Same !

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +14

      except in nebraska

    • @flp322
      @flp322 3 года назад +6

      @@poble Poor Nebraskans.

    • @hdfsyu
      @hdfsyu 3 года назад +4

      no way!
      𝗥 𝗘 𝗩 𝗘 𝗥 𝗦 𝗜

  • @Photo0021
    @Photo0021 3 года назад +69

    Always thought it was fake, the first time I saw it I noticed the PO box and knew it couldn't have been real. Great video btw.

    • @thegoon-w3g
      @thegoon-w3g 2 года назад

      ok

    • @Photo0021
      @Photo0021 2 года назад +8

      @@thegoon-w3g Thanks for the informative reply. Learned a lot.

  • @abdelali9279
    @abdelali9279 3 года назад +49

    Welp, at least I learned about the reason behind the "Except in Nebraska" line.

    • @ins345
      @ins345 2 года назад

      T moblike does the same thing yeeting Nebraska

  • @francescogiuseppearagona1109
    @francescogiuseppearagona1109 3 года назад +11

    The 286 is a microprocessor! It was intel's 80286, and it was produced since 1982. When Win 1.0 came out in 1985, the 386 wasn't out yet, so the 286 was indeed the CPU on which the original Windows 1.0 ran.

  • @fionnmcgovern545
    @fionnmcgovern545 3 года назад +89

    Steve was just screaming at the screen lol.

  • @BAIGAMING
    @BAIGAMING 3 года назад +14

    5:43 In Canada our commercials have "Except in Quebec" because it's a strange province who have their own set of laws. 😂

  • @Cl0udwastak3n
    @Cl0udwastak3n 3 года назад +45

    "Wait, It's all fake?"
    "Always has been."

  • @supersmashbro596
    @supersmashbro596 Год назад +19

    im still glad this got out to the public.
    things like this and big bill hells cars are just too awesome to be kept secret.

  • @clanoftheducks1850
    @clanoftheducks1850 3 года назад +18

    I know I'm a bit late to the party but consider the following:
    The P.O. Box may be invalid but it's also made up of 286, an CPU, and DOS a (line of) operating systems.
    Two other things I noticed:
    8448 in the phone number also seems to resemble 8008, a pretty famous intel CPU.
    Also the fact that all the numbers are even strikes me, well, odd, something I'd do as a programmer.
    I may have missed a joke about the phone number though, I wasn't around then.
    One thing that is odd is that it's fading from 1's to 0's in binary:
    1111011010011111101000100100000
    But that might also just me reading into it too much.

  • @gavincstewart
    @gavincstewart 3 года назад +27

    I've watched that 'ad' many times, but it never occurred to me that it might be 'fake'. What an interesting look at this, I loved it! Thanks for your content, Michael. You're a legend. I love geeking out with you over this stuff, it's fun!! Also, I will join in the hype and offer my early congratulations on 100 k subscribers!!

  • @CamdenBloke
    @CamdenBloke 3 года назад +6

    @5:51
    I used to live in the suburbs of Chicago when 312 area code covered a larger area than just Chicago itself.
    The empire carpet number 588-2300 : on the ads the printing on the screen said it was 312 for local calls and 800 for long distance calls.
    I always wondered about that as a kid. Why not just use the 800 line for everyone? I know you get unlimited local calling with Ameritech, and you only paid by the minute for long distance, so it's not like it cost more for the person making the call, but still, why make the distinction?

  • @mashpopuk
    @mashpopuk 3 года назад +19

    So CS188's YTP of it is a parody of a parody. Parodyception

  • @0311Mushroom
    @0311Mushroom 3 года назад +3

    They did this all the time.
    Way back in 1997, VW had a hugely popular ad called "Da Da Da". 2 guys drive around, find a chair, realize it stinks, then abandon it.
    In 1998 at Spring Internet World in LA, Balmer introduced a parody with him and Bill in the car, and they pick up an old desktop.
    They did this all the time.

  • @michaelhampton6388
    @michaelhampton6388 3 года назад +61

    That appears to be a legit Microsoft phone number. I wonder who answered it?

    • @normalminecraftletsplay
      @normalminecraftletsplay 3 года назад +5

      Automated system of some recording of a man talking about working in cola cola factory. He lives with his sister temporary and has health insurance.

    • @qpol
      @qpol 3 года назад +3

      @@holyfound steve apple
      tim jobs

    • @adtc
      @adtc 3 года назад

      A guy in the basement.

    • @aquawasnthere
      @aquawasnthere 3 года назад

      @@normalminecraftletsplay wait, really?

    • @normalminecraftletsplay
      @normalminecraftletsplay 3 года назад

      @@aquawasnthere I have a partial phone rec of it. It just ring enterally now.

  • @de132
    @de132 3 года назад +5

    I think 286-DOS is a reference to DOS running on an Intel 80286 microprocessor. Also, that number shown on screen is from the Seattle area (206) but I don't think the number leads to any phone, and I don't want to call the number and bother whoever might own that number.

  • @josephabbott07
    @josephabbott07 3 года назад +56

    Hey nearly at 100K, and you deserve it. I've been subscribed for over three years now, and loved every one of your videos. Thanks for making great content. 🙂

    • @MichaelMJD
      @MichaelMJD  3 года назад +6

      I appreciate that! Thanks for sticking around this long : )

    • @pwnrz8684
      @pwnrz8684 3 года назад +3

      @@MichaelMJD Never let anyone get you down, you are and always will be the best Michael MJD ever. :)))

    • @cycrothelargeplanet
      @cycrothelargeplanet 3 года назад

      @@MichaelMJD You are close to 150K!

  • @MikeStavola
    @MikeStavola 3 года назад +71

    I never realized that people thought this was a real commercial....

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 3 года назад +10

      I have seen so many adverts like that and Americans are known to have loud enthusiastic ones.

    • @dominic0305
      @dominic0305 3 года назад +13

      I never realised that people thought this was a fake commercial... I just thought Microsoft was weird back then

    • @NickDalzell
      @NickDalzell 3 года назад +1

      It reminds me of the Radio Shack advert in Short Circuit 2 'Manic Mike'

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 3 года назад +2

      Good for you. For the rest of us though, there's no reason to examine it's veracity on our own and nothing overtly out of place.
      As mentioned, the behavior is well within Balmer's public persona, the P.O. box address would still be deliverable, and the phone number is real. The only hint is the Nebraska thing, which you'd only know off the top of your head if you're the kind of nerd that deeply researches the history of the telephone system, or you lived in Nebraska during the government's mass occupation of toll free numbers.

    • @mgjk
      @mgjk 3 года назад +1

      @@KiraSlith yep, and there were a lot of throw-away short run commercials back then. It's clearly a parody of some kind, but that alone doesn't mean it's not real.

  • @ParkerTheGarageDoorGuy
    @ParkerTheGarageDoorGuy 3 года назад +24

    After the commercial I bet Steve Ballmer had a headache after yelling in the ad

    • @4.0.4
      @4.0.4 3 года назад +5

      He sounds like can talk like that normally.

  • @GradyBroyles
    @GradyBroyles 3 года назад +7

    i286 is an Intel processor. it was part of the series started by the venerable 8086 cpu. It was in IBM and clone (Compaq) PC's at the time that video was made. The series came to be known by the last 3 numbers the "80286" was just called the 286. it was followed by the 386, the 486 and then they named the 586 the "Pentium" (pent = 5)
    That *must* be what that is.

  • @monumento.f.501
    @monumento.f.501 3 года назад +5

    Each of these pixels was divided by 4 then uploaded in high resolution.

  • @thelunchbox420x
    @thelunchbox420x 3 года назад +192

    Surfshark is trash. They need developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    • @cosmicrider5898
      @cosmicrider5898 3 года назад +13

      Yup all these computer associated channels dont do any fukn research.

    • @MichaelMJD
      @MichaelMJD  3 года назад +58

      Cosmic Rider I do plenty of research before accepting a sponsorship deal. I've been using Surfshark personally and like their service. That's why I accepted them as a sponsor for this video. And that is something that I take seriously. I turn down most of the sponsorship deals that I get because I either don't use the product or don't believe in it. You can have an opinion about a product, but don't act like it applies to everyone. Perhaps you should do some research of your own, before making blanket statements about every tech channel that takes sponsors.

    • @j.w.techchannel
      @j.w.techchannel 3 года назад +4

      @@cosmicrider5898 ....that comment aged well....

    • @hdfsyu
      @hdfsyu 3 года назад

      lol

    • @atomicanarchy5551
      @atomicanarchy5551 3 года назад +2

      @@MichaelMJD we use the same software as surfshark, openvpn, actually sophos as vpn client, that's how admins connect for maintenance

  • @cs188creations
    @cs188creations 3 года назад +8

    I keep hoping somebody at Microsoft still has an original VHS tape of this so that we might finally see it in its original quality, instead of horrendous 1990's compression. 😛

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 9 месяцев назад +1

      I can upload it in HQ

    • @fahrenheit1391
      @fahrenheit1391 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrkitty777upload please!

  • @eDoc2020
    @eDoc2020 3 года назад +7

    If this was a real ad that aired on TV I'd also expect somebody to have uploaded a higher quality version of it by now. Somebody would have it recorded on VHS or Beta in "high quality" but the versions we see online are worse than VHS in EP/SLP.

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 Год назад

      There IS a high quality version now

  • @ig_foobar
    @ig_foobar 3 года назад +33

    Doesn't matter if it never aired. That's the real Ballmer.

  • @RomanBellic
    @RomanBellic 3 года назад +84

    Now we can take THIS Ferrari, and paste it right into Windows Write into Windows Write into Windows Write!

    • @scumsynth
      @scumsynth 3 года назад +11

      *N O W* how much do you think microsoft windows is White?

    • @RomanBellic
      @RomanBellic 3 года назад +14

      glitterb0mb
      Don’t answer

    • @singingsheepytps9240
      @singingsheepytps9240 3 года назад +5

      Ytp reference?

    • @RomanBellic
      @RomanBellic 3 года назад

      Jie Andaya
      Yes

    • @JuanC17Playz
      @JuanC17Playz 3 года назад +1

      @@singingsheepytps9240yes cs188

  • @Robert-nz2qw
    @Robert-nz2qw 3 года назад +5

    There are several internal ads like this from MS. My favorite one is the one where they redesign the Apple iPod box.

  • @rmkkkk
    @rmkkkk 3 года назад +14

    MJD have you tried to call that number in the ad?

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 3 года назад +3

    When I first saw this "commercial" I knew it had to be for "in house" use. Companies (particularly media companies) make stuff like this all of the time. Sometimes local advertisers make spoofs of their own ads for fun. An "accidental" example that's familiar to most are "blooper reels". Radio (and especially TV) stations compile their mistakes and play them for the entertainment of employees (usually at a year-end event). In the past no one outside of the organization would see these except for some that made it to the occasional TV special. Today they are "leaked" all of the time on sites like RUclips.

  • @bigloudnoise
    @bigloudnoise 3 года назад +3

    It was never meant to be aired on TV, and yet on TV is where I first saw this video...at least, small portions of it. A PBS computer miniseries called "Triumph of the Nerds" back in 1995 showed snippets of this ad.

  • @TYX8926
    @TYX8926 3 года назад +3

    It's so nostalgic how Steve Ballmer said "Reversi" as something pretty amazing in the ad.

  • @thepillageroutpostguy6121
    @thepillageroutpostguy6121 3 года назад +4

    Probably the PO box was the most important requirements (286 means it needs at least an intel 286 microprocessor and DOS means it needs Ms dos)

    • @okaro6595
      @okaro6595 4 месяца назад

      Actually up to Windows 3.0 it worked on 8088. I think 1.0 did noy even utilize 286 features besides likely by the RAM-drive that was mentioned. 2.x had special 286 and 386 versions. 3.0 then had all in one and had real, standard and 386 enhanced modes. 3.1 dropped the real mode requiring at least 286.

  • @BobFrTube
    @BobFrTube 3 года назад +11

    This is just one of a number spoofs that Microsoft produced for trade shows and for fun.

  • @thecaptain2281
    @thecaptain2281 3 года назад +2

    @Michael MJD
    Michael, you would be wrong about it not airing as an actual ad. It was aired in the Los Angles area, just in an edited form with the ordering info replaced with valid info and the Nebraska bit removed. I remember seeing it as a kid during Magnum PI. The version you are seeing was the first internal version that was then converted to a real ad.

    • @fifaworldcup1994
      @fifaworldcup1994 2 года назад

      Maybe you are misremembering things? If that's the case, someone would've uploaded it by now.

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn 3 года назад +24

    Next up: The extremely corny Windows/386 and MS-DOS 5 ads were purely accidental. ;-)

  • @mediaplane-cag
    @mediaplane-cag 3 года назад +2

    So when was the FIRST public Microsoft Windows ad? Windows 3.1? That's what I wonder. I guess it was Windows 3.1, since that was when Windows was becoming popular.

  • @Turtle_1976
    @Turtle_1976 3 года назад +5

    I loved this episode. I had no idea it was fake until you laid out the details! Thanks!

  • @Magic_beans_
    @Magic_beans_ Месяц назад

    Crazy Eddie was some great stuff. He and Cal Worthington (car salesman with a cowboy hat and an exotic animal) were so widely parodied that probably more people know a show that _references_ them than actually know those guys.

  • @athe52
    @athe52 3 года назад +6

    "500? 1000? EVEN MORE?! NO, IT'S JUST $99"

    • @imakecontentuwu9178
      @imakecontentuwu9178 3 года назад

      That's right, it's windows from microsoft

    • @EMOTIONOGRAPHY
      @EMOTIONOGRAPHY 3 года назад

      @Soumodeep Guha piracy 😎

    • @rebert_reid
      @rebert_reid 3 года назад

      @@EMOTIONOGRAPHY You can still upgrade from 7 to 10

    • @Isaac-gh5ku
      @Isaac-gh5ku 3 года назад

      Don't know if he meant the PC or the OS.

  • @ChaunceyGardener
    @ChaunceyGardener 3 года назад +1

    Good job analyzing the content! But also look at the modern context: A real ad would have other sources with different degrees of quality and accompany ads if recorded off-air.

  • @VectraQS
    @VectraQS 3 года назад +3

    I've always noticed (in spite of the terrible quality) that the Reversi window is titled "Reversi Practice Game," indicating that somebody used a hint.

  • @lucasvidz9488
    @lucasvidz9488 3 года назад +2

    Reasons to get Windows
    1. Reversi
    2. Clock
    3. Calendar
    4. Windows Write
    5. Windows Paint
    6. Ram Driver
    7. Miami Vice

  • @kallekivimaki7825
    @kallekivimaki7825 9 дней назад

    The "except in Nebraska" line is stuck in my head now.

  • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
    @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 года назад +1

    I feel like this ad was the grandfather of all those crazy car ads that we see on local tv stations these days

  • @tomq6491
    @tomq6491 Месяц назад

    I do recall an advert around that time, I was very young at the time but fascinated by computers, where it showed the intergration of Miami Vice with Lotus and listing a whole host of other features. So if they didn't have this particular advert, then one similar to it.

  • @35mmMovieTrailersScans
    @35mmMovieTrailersScans 3 года назад +1

    You might found a less blurry version of it on the PBS documentary series "Triump of the Nerds"

  • @the_master_of_beans
    @the_master_of_beans 3 года назад +4

    Steve Balmer also did an an based on Windows XP. They did it exactly like this one.

    • @MichaelMJD
      @MichaelMJD  3 года назад +3

      Yes! That one is hilarious as well

  • @bitcat3909
    @bitcat3909 3 года назад +2

    Steve was just screaming gibberish at the screen xD

  • @SupaPhly0
    @SupaPhly0 3 года назад +29

    144p we meet again

    • @RivRob
      @RivRob 3 года назад

      1p

    • @JuanC17Playz
      @JuanC17Playz 3 года назад

      @@RivRob wtf

    • @RivRob
      @RivRob 3 года назад

      JuanC17 Playz -1 *p*

    • @JuanC17Playz
      @JuanC17Playz 3 года назад

      @@RivRob ❌1 PP 5 PPs ✔

    • @RivRob
      @RivRob 3 года назад

      @@JuanC17Playz emjoi spammer user

  • @TheCRTman
    @TheCRTman 3 года назад +2

    PO BOX 286-DOS..... How did I just notice this? In 1986, DOS would have been common on computers. Also the Intel 80286 aka the 286 was the main processor available back then. So yea totally an internal company joke. A damn good one though.

  • @Randgalf
    @Randgalf 2 месяца назад

    The biggest giveaway is the pairing of a polo shirt with a tie. Not even 80's Ballmer would have expected to be taken seriously wearing that.

  • @dickjohnson4447
    @dickjohnson4447 3 года назад +3

    An amazing blast from the past, can't wait for the 100k celebration. Well done. Excellent content

  • @GreenYellowDucky
    @GreenYellowDucky 2 года назад

    Win 1.0 was only sold to the US Department of Defense. Fun Fact: One of the places the DOD used Win 1 was in the training simulators for the Navy's nuclear submarine reactors. While the actual subs used Win 3.1 to run thier reactors. Thos was done until they were replaced due to Y2K scare.
    Yes folks in the late 90s The most technological advanced military in the known universe had there nuclear-powered submarines controlled by computers using Windows 3.1

  • @Neo_Turbo
    @Neo_Turbo 3 года назад +2

    Even to this day, I am still in awe that windows contains reversi

  • @justinbuckley
    @justinbuckley 3 года назад +11

    Always cool to see the smaller RUclips channels seemingly get their first advertiser sponsor!
    Congrats

  • @pqsk
    @pqsk 9 месяцев назад

    I wonder if crazy Eddie inspired other ads of the 80s. I remember seeing very similar ads growing up. It’s so bad that when I just mock retail and sales people I just think *everything must go* 😹😹😹 but they always would spit out so much information and many times coupled with a list of other things that would scroll so fast you would have to replay it at a slower speed. And yes I did do that many times because I was a very curious kid growing up

  • @NathanielHarari
    @NathanielHarari 3 года назад +1

    I'm sure it's been mentioned, but the P.O. Box is also a dead giveaway as it refers to a 286 processor running DOS. 286 DOS.

  • @lagcom
    @lagcom 3 года назад +1

    I am pretty sure that the PO Box 286 refers to the intel 286 which was probably the newest CPU at the time

  • @MegaManNeo
    @MegaManNeo 3 года назад +1

    And with that I learned why this Crazy Jack character had that hyperactive attitude in the earlier Spongebob episode where he accidentally crushed Gary's house.

  • @attrakt_
    @attrakt_ 3 года назад +31

    you’re actually pretty close to 100K
    too early but congratulations!

  • @johnny-becker
    @johnny-becker 3 года назад +3

    The price of Windows 1 and Windows 10 is not that different. I've seen Windows 10, on thumb drive form (successor to the DVD-ROM) for $139... only $40 more expensive.

  • @Null42x86
    @Null42x86 3 года назад +3

    even if the commercial is fake its hilarious to watch it

  • @Connorplayer123
    @Connorplayer123 Год назад

    Steve Balmer: why can I not touch the screen and I just get shocked?
    Me: touch screens are not invented yet.

  • @JohnZombi88
    @JohnZombi88 Месяц назад

    Ok i died at "and can you believe it? REVERSI!"

  • @melonademan5639
    @melonademan5639 3 года назад +29

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @sunnohh
      @sunnohh 3 года назад +1

      Melonade Man at least those videos of steve jobs losing his shit on employees are real

    • @melonademan5639
      @melonademan5639 3 года назад

      sunnohh Wait, really? How do you know that they’re real?

    • @CatsRobloxOther2nd
      @CatsRobloxOther2nd Год назад

      ​@@melonademan5639 4chan trolls

  • @GuyWhoChad
    @GuyWhoChad 2 года назад +1

    Ballmer was the Only CEO Of microsoft who Really Cared of the company and he was the CEO That knew he was a CEO, Great Respect for you man!

  • @santoraofcali5458
    @santoraofcali5458 3 года назад

    I remember Crazy Eddie. That guy who did those Crazy Eddie ad was I believe a radio DJ. Doctor Jerry, something like that.

  • @j.w.techchannel
    @j.w.techchannel 3 года назад +29

    "iT's WiNdOwS FrOm mIcRoSoFt!!!!1!1"

    • @Locutus
      @Locutus 3 года назад +2

      oMg. YoU'Re sO CoOl tYpInG LiKe tHaT. i wIsH I CoUlD Be aS CoOl aS YoU. aM I CoOl tYpInG LiKe tHiS? i tHiNk iT'S CoOl.

    • @j.w.techchannel
      @j.w.techchannel 3 года назад +3

      @@Locutus i ThInK iT Is VeRy CoOl iNdeEd

    • @cringememer7009
      @cringememer7009 3 года назад +1

      @@j.w.techchannel wOaH, tHiS iS sO cOoL

    • @ethanrileytapia588
      @ethanrileytapia588 3 года назад

      @@cringememer7009 I'Ts eXtReMeLy cOoL😂😂😂😂

    • @j.w.techchannel
      @j.w.techchannel 3 года назад

      @@fwingebritson oKaY tHeN

  • @justingameshowchannel7668
    @justingameshowchannel7668 3 года назад +6

    Oh I was thinking about this when I was playing Reversei on windows 2.11

  • @daspec
    @daspec 7 месяцев назад

    Gates & Ballmer did all kinds of pranks and parodies together over the decades.
    The most hilarious one is when they are driving around the city picking up e-waste listening to DaDaDa music

  • @BorkToThe3rd
    @BorkToThe3rd 3 года назад

    At 2:40 - If someone wants to see a 'slice' of a Crazy Eddie ad watch the movie "Splash". Daryl Hannah's character runs across a wall of TV's in a store playing a Crazy Eddie ad.

  • @jmctoob2
    @jmctoob2 3 года назад

    286 DOS, is a give away.. it is for the Intel 80286 chip often called a 286, and DOS for Disk Operating System, the OS that Windows ran on.

  • @sudoker0
    @sudoker0 3 года назад +1

  • @otherssingpuree1779
    @otherssingpuree1779 3 года назад +2

    I never expected it to be fake, American adverts in British TV were sometimes like that. It was a bit odd to think that a company like microsoft would make one like that. I just thought it was from the time microsoft was not very big.

  • @D.G.M.
    @D.G.M. 3 года назад +1

    My favorite is the video where Steve and Bill dance and bob their head to What Is Love by Haddaway.

  • @davidc2403
    @davidc2403 3 года назад

    6:42 I don't think bell was split when this happened. So they were probably referred to as simply "Bell"

  • @Dr-Random
    @Dr-Random Год назад

    1:03 never in my life did I think I’d see an adult jump like a 5 year old’s energy

  • @neeneko
    @neeneko 3 года назад +1

    Heh. I recall a handful of these internal videos made it online back in the 90s. Always fun.

  • @0utc4st1985
    @0utc4st1985 3 года назад

    I wonder how PBS got a hold of it for their 1995 Triumph of the Nerds documentary, that's where I first saw it.

  • @bluestreaks9749
    @bluestreaks9749 2 года назад +2

    interesting video. I remember when I first saw this ad for windows 1.0 on RUclips. It makes a lot of sense it was a parody

  • @blainepalmerza
    @blainepalmerza 3 года назад

    Awesome video,Michael!

  • @sekainowaluigi3249
    @sekainowaluigi3249 3 года назад

    The only bit of this ad I remember seeing before is the address, in a certain Sesame Street YTPMV.

  • @MinecraftCheating
    @MinecraftCheating 3 года назад

    Congrats on 100k idk how long it was but i haven't checked your sub count in a while

  • @ilektrokioydio
    @ilektrokioydio 2 года назад +2

    I've got an even better explanation about the P.O. Box... The "DOS" part is because of the MsDOS operating system...

  • @Bennett.R
    @Bennett.R 3 года назад +1

    Even if it’s fake, it would be cool to find a better quality version of it somewhere, probably VHS. I just read the pinned comment, so that eliminates the possibility of the original uploader having a copy, but I’m sure there’s gotta be one still out there.

    • @wichtelchen
      @wichtelchen 6 месяцев назад

      There is

    • @Bennett.R
      @Bennett.R 6 месяцев назад

      @@wichtelchen I’ve seen that one, was uploaded after I made that comment. Looks pretty nice.

  • @SilverKnife0311
    @SilverKnife0311 3 года назад

    286 = processor, DOS = Disk Operating System, 8448 is a guess, the only thing I really found was: Angel number 8448 has positive vibrations, and it is a sign of positive changes that are in your future. 882 is something silly as well.

  • @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem
    @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem 3 года назад

    can we have 1080p version of that ad

  • @Frank787-9
    @Frank787-9 3 года назад +3

    Almost to 100k keep up the good work!