Years ago when the lafontaine cne didnt even have 1 million views, if you even mentioned asmr people would look at you as if youre speaking mandarin chinese, its weird how our little community has grown like this
People talking about their craft with some sort of confidence and authority in an instructual manner often gives me asmr. It's relaxing the way they don't need anybody conversing back with them. They just keep going on about what they're doing in a professional way.
In my case it's got to do something with junior school. Anytime a teacher would look over my shoulder and show me how to do something I would get mad rushes, made concentrating on what they were saying difficult. I've found the usual stuff doesn't work but as soon as someone is actually doing something with authority i start to get reeeealy relaxed.
Now if we did those measurements right, the doctor and the patient are supposed to get red in the face but I suspect only I got red in the face this time.
@@reneartois616 Well this racket testing is probably done for professional sport where money is involved so they don't want to have controversies on their hands.
I came here for ASMR triggers. But ive spent far too long reading and laughing at all these comments. I best go find another video before I end up ordering a bike or a navy suit for war hahah
At T.M. Lewin once the customer enters the store we establish what kind of bike and equipment they're looking for. Most customers do not know their size so we establish this through our measuring services.
@@Branixer thats funny as hell. But i think she did that to not hurt her android feet. We should think about camera and mic that we dont see and she have to take care too.
I think it's great they go to the lengths to make sure the bike is a perfect fit . They are not just trying to flog you a bike and get you out the door. Its a good bit of kit they have there . Great video!
0:40 it looks like she is buying a flying broom :) though the guy knows what he is doing, he won couple of races, had a world record in the 200 m, used to work with Merck...
If you are actually serious about biking this is the kind of fitting you want. Small bodily imbalances can lead to chronic pain and injuries. Compensating for them from the beginning like this will prevent that and allow maximum comfort/power transfer
Most of the measurements shown are absolutely useless. You get on a bike, you ride it for 10 minutes, and you adjust the seat height to what feels comfortable. The proportion of your upper leg to total leg length doesn't matter. The width of your hand doesn't matter. If your right shoulder is 10 mm lower than your left shoulder when standing doesn't matter. There is no way to "compensate" for any of that on most bikes that are commercially available. Unless you're a pro rider having the entire frame and sub-assemblies built just for you, none of those measurements matter. And even pro riders just adjust the bike to what feels comfortable for them; no measurement can predict exactly what feels most comfortable for an individual.
@@canadianmaple09he forgot to measure hips width, bust size, hand length, head size, weight, waist size and distance between two eyes for a complete measurement 😂
that poor girl she just wanted to buy a bike and this man abducted her and is performing experiments on her one like equals one team of navy seals to rescue her
"We get the height of the person, so we'll be able to work out exact height." 0:54 Wow, this guy knows his stuff , well worth the 1500 kangaroo coins or whatever Australian money's called.
I know, right? Wouldn't it be great if he'd said "Next we measure the person's exact height and it's important to know this because..." But then, this video would never have become the internet phenomenon it is.
I'm no expert, but measurements like this are probably more important for people using their bike for sports rather than people using their bike to get from A to B
Well... People who goes for a ride Sundays use the bike what, 4-5 hours week? If you ride 30mins to work every day you use it more so it's important too to get the measurements for comfort riding
Trolls are making fun of your process, but going into great detail about your product and making sure someone has the right fit, is what highly successful people expect. The rest only care if their feet can reach the pedals.
I had no clue so much work and profession goes i to this. This is fascinating, wish there was a bike shop this professional anywhere here in southern Europe
Aah, but you missed the part with what we are measuring with! Triangles! We will measure the triangles with triangles to determine the exact height of the triangles!
I work in a bike shop. 3/4 of these are great to have if you are a top shelf professional rider. 4'11" to 5'3" is xs 5'3" to 5'7" is sm 5'6" to 5'10" is md 5'10" to 6'1" is lg Over 6'1" is xl 6'4" plus would do best on an XXL frame which are rare but do exist These are approximate and vary slightly by manufacturer. If you are "on the cusp" with long legs, get the larger size. Knowing how long your thigh is compared to the leg itself is a essentially useless information for 98% of riders.
Me: "Hi I would like a new bike pls" Bike Shop Owner: "Sure thing, just need to run some tests and collect a urine sample & a bit of blood work. Standard procedure"
I love how all his other videos don't hit higher than 34K. Some only 10K. Let's see Bridget's measurements for a tractor, a forklift, and a child's tricycle!
GuyThatUhate1 you only have to do this once and if you don't have correct equipment for longer bike trips you're going to be in a lot of pain and may even get irreparable damage to your back. It's no joke
wait, are you serious? 5-10 minutes of being measured before you dump several hundred, or even thousands on a bike is going to suck the joy out of riding it? ok bud.
Nice to see he established all the measurements needed for a navy bike
Cant miss anything. It is for war after all
Navy bike for a war Sir for a war.
Navy breath: sandwich war
for war
Ahh nice people of culture
Bridget : So now that you've finished that, when can I pick up my bike?
Man: I've no idea. I don't even work here.
Well played sir
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👊
😂😂😂
Zia Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
You can get a bike, a full physical, and a chiropractic adjustment all in one at this place.
Well yeah if you live in Australia or New Zealand you can cycle all year round so you want good bike that fits you right
And a great ASMR
2 more “measurements”& she would have walked out pregnant
Don’t forget the mini roast
He forgot to measure bra size and breast volume to determine exactly what size bike she needs 😉
I wonder why he didn't drop her into a water tank to measure the water displacement to give a rough idea of the exact volume of a person.
😂😂
My guy.
Eureka!
Nothing like getting a rough idea of an exact measurement... almost better than getting an exact idea of a rough measurement!
Part 2 😉
“Based on these measurements we have determined your optimum bike size to be a medium.”
😂
😅
we have *established
Josephus 33 😂
this is probably my favorite youtube comment of all time
She only came in to ask for directions.
That is why kids, Google maps exists.
Well damn😭
oh I love RUclips comments
You crazy crazy🤣🤣🤣
The comments on this video are gold!
I watch this video a few times a week. Every week. It's a classic.
So do I !!!
me too lol!!
Me only once a year. I don't want the video to lose its energy. This is my 7th time watching it.
I love how unintentional ASMR videos have their own injokes.
Years ago when the lafontaine cne didnt even have 1 million views, if you even mentioned asmr people would look at you as if youre speaking mandarin chinese, its weird how our little community has grown like this
sespis
Have comments always been disabled on that video?
@@musicf3b nope, i remember seeing a comment about sandwich breath years ago, idk why they disabled them
@@sespis2r Sure it wasn't on another video? I encounter a comment about sandwich breath like everywhere.
@@DasSkelett i know comments used to be enabled on that video
People talking about their craft with some sort of confidence and authority in an instructual manner often gives me asmr. It's relaxing the way they don't need anybody conversing back with them. They just keep going on about what they're doing in a professional way.
I agree wholeheartedly. The expertise is impressive and inspirational, and I believe this causes the ASMR in these cases.
So true
In my case it's got to do something with junior school. Anytime a teacher would look over my shoulder and show me how to do something I would get mad rushes, made concentrating on what they were saying difficult.
I've found the usual stuff doesn't work but as soon as someone is actually doing something with authority i start to get reeeealy relaxed.
ruclips.net/video/4XqmZyN8ap0/видео.html
This one is really good.
Yep i doze out of thought sometimes from people rambling on well
Poor Bridget, some say she's still in there...
Lol
Excellent comment. Simple yet effective. You could call it elegant, really.
Poor lop sided Bridget
This comment sent me
@@laylac4453 where?
power pose 1 0:07
power pose 2 1:51
power pose 3 3:56
Bossing bridget 1 0:24
Bossing bridget 2 0:26
Bossing bridget 3 0:34
Bossing bridget 4 0:35
Bossing bridget 5 0:39
Bossing bridget 6 0:41
Bossing bridget 7 0:47
Bossing bridget 8 0:51
Bossing bridget 9 1:05
Bossing bridget 10 1:28
Bossing bridget 11 1:38
Bossing bridget 12 2:54
Bossing bridget 13 3:16
Bossing bridget 14 3:31
Bossing bridget 15 3:35
Bossing bridget 16 3:43
Bossing bridget 17 3:47
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank God google translated this
😄 bless Bridget. Looks like she is his daughter
This is incredible😂😂😂
Amazing summary
man: just do a squat for me
girl: squats
man: any double vision?
"I can see it"
"Brilliant"
🤣🤣
Excuse my sandwich breath
The ASMR/Chiropractor/Examination community… it’s everwhere xD
Is that better with lens one, or lens two?
I normally just adjust the seat until my feet reach the peddles.
I'm a simple man
You absolute madlad
moister than an oyster I just don’t do anything at all.
Enjoy the pain of long term bad posture then. Wait till age catches up with you and then youll be begging for measurements.
@@2109917162 Alright, it was just a joke, calm it.
@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either I know it's a joke. Just saying, all this measuring isn't pointless.
When you want to become a chiropracter but your family owns a bike store
Such an underrated comment
300th like
@Deandre Harlan isn't it convenient that both you and the guy who said it works both coincidentally made your accounts 3 weeks ago?
Totally forgot about that comment…came back for some sleep and nearly 600 likes … lul
All these comments roasting the poor man right on his business RUclips channel.
This dude is the buff version of creed from the office
I can’t unsee it
Was thinking the same ....
Yessssss
LOL
@Kelly 22 I think you mean the apple...
Now if we did those measurements right, the doctor and the patient are supposed to get red in the face but I suspect only I got red in the face this time.
Gary Williams It was your face.
Joshua hughes2007 Got a little bit of a lig lag
I Apologise for my sandwhich breath
And once the measurements are established we can get a navy suit for war ready
It's been there my whole life.
That's the most fascinating/ pointless process I've ever seen
That is until you see how much the bike would set you back
I think ruclips.net/video/fTCbpWmPzTY/видео.html comes close
@@reneartois616 thanks for this
Its for sports and racing bikes
@@reneartois616 Well this racket testing is probably done for professional sport where money is involved so they don't want to have controversies on their hands.
Next ill ask you to put your hands out...now im gonna putapitapaper
THIS MADE MY DAY omgosh
JayJ the fuckin warwick exam hell yea
But did he have sandwich breath though?
I came here for ASMR triggers.
But ive spent far too long reading and laughing at all these comments.
I best go find another video before I end up ordering a bike or a navy suit for war hahah
She's looking for a navy bike for war
Fuckin hilarious
#TMLEWIN
#EstablishDaHellOuttaACustomer
😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly what I was thinking! Cheers!
Lmao 😂
ESTABLISH
"Next we will measure the height of the person, so we can then determine exact height"
Let me know when you figure out the equation. 🤣
Actual height=measured height+error
It's up there with "... A series of triangles that we call triangles"
"uh, i just want a bike"
Matthew G 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Sure, but first I have to measure you for this video I'm going to post on the internet! Don't worry though no one is going to watch it..."
Lol
I want to sit on a bench facing the window and make eye contact with the person being crotch-rammed.
😂😂😂
At T.M. Lewin once the customer enters the store we establish what kind of bike and equipment they're looking for. Most customers do not know their size so we establish this through our measuring services.
I read this in Mark's voice 😂
Hi, I’m looking for a navy bike for war
Watched this at least 20 times now over a few months. It just gets me every time.
You still watch the one bro?
why? I don’t get the point of this.. all this crap for a bike
Bridget, blink once if you need rescuing!
Guy must have a good memory as he writes nothing down... And bridgette sure is cold faced.
I'm quietly confident that Bridget is an android awaiting her emotion chip upgrade.
The toe stub without so much as a grunt at :25 proves your theory.
Look at how she makes that turn at 0:34. Thats some Sims bullshit right there
@@Branixer holy shit you're right
LMAO
@@Branixer thats funny as hell. But i think she did that to not hurt her android feet. We should think about camera and mic that we dont see and she have to take care too.
I think it's great they go to the lengths to make sure the bike is a perfect fit .
They are not just trying to flog you a bike and get you out the door.
Its a good bit of kit they have there .
Great video!
Lol you are the customer they are looking for. Make all these useless measurements just to touch the customer for a long time 😂
2:50 If I told you she was there to buy a bike would you believe me?
0:40 it looks like she is buying a flying broom :) though the guy knows what he is doing, he won couple of races, had a world record in the 200 m, used to work with Merck...
Juraj Picmaus
She’s buying a navy broom for war
@@juropicogotta check the comments in the comments on RUclips videos . That's good
I thought he was going to give her a massage to begin the porn movie 😂
Still come back to this after 10 years 😊
Plot twist: Bridget IS the bicycle.
Wanne go for that ride tho?
That's why hes riding her
@Man City Fan 93:20 i-
If they were measured correctly both the cyclist and the mechanic would have gone red in the face but I suspect only the mechanic went red that time
Lovely, lovely reference.
It was your face
I came from that video lol
reference source?
NoraK91 most Youtubas don’t know the source. So we must establish this
I'm just glad he managed to find out who and what Bridgett is.
If you are actually serious about biking this is the kind of fitting you want. Small bodily imbalances can lead to chronic pain and injuries. Compensating for them from the beginning like this will prevent that and allow maximum comfort/power transfer
I appreciate this common law because I People are confusing the kind of bike but he is measuring for to what they ride
Most of the measurements shown are absolutely useless. You get on a bike, you ride it for 10 minutes, and you adjust the seat height to what feels comfortable. The proportion of your upper leg to total leg length doesn't matter. The width of your hand doesn't matter. If your right shoulder is 10 mm lower than your left shoulder when standing doesn't matter. There is no way to "compensate" for any of that on most bikes that are commercially available. Unless you're a pro rider having the entire frame and sub-assemblies built just for you, none of those measurements matter. And even pro riders just adjust the bike to what feels comfortable for them; no measurement can predict exactly what feels most comfortable for an individual.
@@canadianmaple09he forgot to measure hips width, bust size, hand length, head size, weight, waist size and distance between two eyes for a complete measurement 😂
Very through with the measurements but still not quite enough establishing for me.
Than u have to get a Navy Suit for war. ;)
Dude your photo is terrifyig
Sebastian Stock
Or a navy bike for war.
Now we're going to establish your chest measurement...for War
He's definitely Australian? Everything sounds like a question?
😂😂😂😂 I just noticed that
Omg, you just revealed their great secret
Im aussie and hes not
@@dyingwar2686 tf you on about dude he is, just google the store.
@@aimbug_ what does the store have to about it
All the comments are hilarious.
WatsHisFace real shit found the video watched 10 secounds went to the comments
01:42 the pause is a clear tell... he knew she was a sim, but didn't want put us all in a panic.
I love how certain measurements are for exact measures and other just for rough perimeters or bit of an indication
that poor girl she just wanted to buy a bike and this man abducted her and is performing experiments on her one like equals one team of navy seals to rescue her
raining death I think you mean a team of navy suits
@@jeansforbeans6836 no, thats only for war
This is a small rescue job.
I disagree
Clearly this is a large scale operation we're gonna need the entire world army
"We get the height of the person, so we'll be able to work out exact height." 0:54
Wow, this guy knows his stuff , well worth the 1500 kangaroo coins or whatever Australian money's called.
I know, right? Wouldn't it be great if he'd said "Next we measure the person's exact height and it's important to know this because..." But then, this video would never have become the internet phenomenon it is.
"Kangaroo coins"
They're called dollari-doos you insensitive prick
Dollary Doos.
Dingo dollar
Money? I thought they bartered in pots and pans
I'm no expert, but measurements like this are probably more important for people using their bike for sports rather than people using their bike to get from A to B
Youre right youre no expert.
Well...
People who goes for a ride Sundays use the bike what, 4-5 hours week?
If you ride 30mins to work every day you use it more so it's important too to get the measurements for comfort riding
I'd pay money to see the full, unedited tape
This is great ASMR material for me, wish it went on for 20 mins
I wish there were something as comprehensive as that near me! Excellent.
Legend has it that John Kennedy only buys in one size of bike, but then he crushes/stretches as appropriate with his bare hands
This brought a tear to my eye
9 out of 10 for the video , 10/10 for the pants .....
I'm very impressed with the process you use for fitting an individual! Great job.
“I only wanted a helmet”
Underrated comment XD
AKDJJAJDJA
That's good
On the outside you are a bike shop owner, but at heart you are bespoke tailor from London on Kirby Allison channel.
I want to make fun of his jeans, but I feel like he could crush me with one hand.
@jh1328 - at least you're honest man haha
jh1328 ahahahahahhahahhahaahahhah
Mate, it's his jeans. There are about 6 different styles all stitched together!
The guy look like Creed from the Office lol
He’s just tall not much muscle
this is gold ASMR video for me, coming back to this video all the time when I can't sleep.
0:14 "Cool metal, yes? Cool?"
Here and here?
I don't need a bike, but I'd like to get a bit of an indication of who and what I am.
With all these measurements, this better be the best damn bike ever
0:41 you’re a wizard, Harry.
Such an underrated comment 😂
Trolls are making fun of your process, but going into great detail about your product and making sure someone has the right fit, is what highly successful people expect. The rest only care if their feet can reach the pedals.
Pure ASMR to me
arwua look like sexual assault too 😁
@@jasonhood2714 🖕
I had no clue so much work and profession goes i to this. This is fascinating, wish there was a bike shop this professional anywhere here in southern Europe
Yo
You'd think that all those people walking by outside that enormous window must
wonder what the hell he is doing.
It's surreal to think that those kids in 3:03 or any kids in general that appear in the background are already adults,
“Based on the information, I have determined what bicycle she is fitted for”....
*brings out a kid red tricycle
Like Jigsaw
Bring out the unicycle
Never thought of a bespoke bicycle service, but makes sense, really, considering the combination of posture and limbs lengths involved.
He's got a hell of a memory.
But can he measure me for “a navy suit for war”?
BigSky fight fight fight fight fight
Excuse his sandwich breathe
I understood that reference
BigSky First he would have to establish your chest size.
EddieChukkz and from there it would work on a 6” drop
This is one of the best asmr videos I've seen thank u
We’ll measure the height of a series of triangles called triangles, this will allow us to workout exact height of the triangles.
Aah, but you missed the part with what we are measuring with! Triangles! We will measure the triangles with triangles to determine the exact height of the triangles!
The great Dr. Bárbara.
You might call them triangles, but we call them triangles.
“After determining all your measurements, i can determine you are unfit to ride a bike”
He is establishing her size to establish the bike establishment
“So when do I get my bike?”
“Bike?”
Up until now, i had no idea that measuring for a bike was a thing.
Learn something new every day, i guess
He doesn't even work there. He just has a tape measure and follows all the female customers into the store
I work in a bike shop. 3/4 of these are great to have if you are a top shelf professional rider.
4'11" to 5'3" is xs
5'3" to 5'7" is sm
5'6" to 5'10" is md
5'10" to 6'1" is lg
Over 6'1" is xl
6'4" plus would do best on an XXL frame which are rare but do exist
These are approximate and vary slightly by manufacturer. If you are "on the cusp" with long legs, get the larger size. Knowing how long your thigh is compared to the leg itself is a essentially useless information for 98% of riders.
I come back to this video from time to time; it never get old, love it.
Legend has it she only entered the shop to ask where the toilet was
wow. this triggered my asmr
yeah i watch it regularly for that very reason
Relaxinggggg
I knew someone would make an ASMR comment...
Me: "Hi I would like a new bike pls"
Bike Shop Owner: "Sure thing, just need to run some tests and collect a urine sample & a bit of blood work. Standard procedure"
Lol 3:09 would you believe it if you looked in the window and just thought this person was in here to buy a simple bike😂
No, i would think it was a chirpractor with bikes as decoration in the clinic 😂
And now that we have all her measurements we'll get on to the actual bike.
Here's my grandmothers old rickety bike, have a good one miss.
Ah yes, get the height of the person, so that you can then work out the exact height. Of course. What sophisticated methodology.
k54ltyd2 groundbreaking stuff !! 🤣🤣👍
k54ltyd2 the machine has a built in scale.
He probably meant exact height of the bike to match the cyclist
And now all the measurements are complete i can tell you that its a....... red bike that you need
HELLO, I'M LOOKING FOR A NAVY BIKE FOR WAR
Matthew a
I know this comment is a year old but I don't understand the reference and its killing me, can you explain ?
@@DoomsSDay49 look up T.M Lewin suit fitting
I love how all his other videos don't hit higher than 34K. Some only 10K. Let's see Bridget's measurements for a tractor, a forklift, and a child's tricycle!
Is it bothering anyone else that hes looking at the end of the measuring tape for measurements?
Not interested in cycling at all, but I find this great ASMR
703k views and about 12 of them interested in bike positioning... the rest here for ASMR!
10 for asmr rest for the meme
take a shot every time he says "from there"
From There X6 From HereX2
dead
If she corrects her back issues, does that mean the bike she spend a fortune on becomes junk?
Shaidyn 😂
He didnt apologize for his sandwich breath
With all these issues with Bridget I was expecting Quasimodo
After a these measurements he advised Bridget to get a bus home. 😂
Creed really did have a secret life...
He forgot to establish!?
"And so to conclude, a bike won't fix any of these issues. I just like doing all this stuff"
it's like watching human meat measured for an alien food market
ADjustinG2013 thank you for that unique way of looking at it
3:57 we finally know what bike you need. Bridget, “So this isn’t the Job Centre?”
Judging by the measurements we have fuck all in ur size but you can try Halfords down the road there
if there was ever a way to suck the joy out of bike riding, it is this
GuyThatUhate1 you only have to do this once and if you don't have correct equipment for longer bike trips you're going to be in a lot of pain and may even get irreparable damage to your back. It's no joke
wait, are you serious? 5-10 minutes of being measured before you dump several hundred, or even thousands on a bike is going to suck the joy out of riding it? ok bud.
@Grand Elephant Malcolmthat is the dumbest thing ive read all day. and I even logged onto facebook today too. holy tits my dude, get a clue.
There is joy in bike riding ??
@@rainbowdemon5033 yes, and even more joy in not being a landwhale on top of that.
I think it's great John has his own bicycle shop in the airport.