Years ago when the lafontaine cne didnt even have 1 million views, if you even mentioned asmr people would look at you as if youre speaking mandarin chinese, its weird how our little community has grown like this
Now if we did those measurements right, the doctor and the patient are supposed to get red in the face but I suspect only I got red in the face this time.
@@reneartois616 Well this racket testing is probably done for professional sport where money is involved so they don't want to have controversies on their hands.
People talking about their craft with some sort of confidence and authority in an instructual manner often gives me asmr. It's relaxing the way they don't need anybody conversing back with them. They just keep going on about what they're doing in a professional way.
In my case it's got to do something with junior school. Anytime a teacher would look over my shoulder and show me how to do something I would get mad rushes, made concentrating on what they were saying difficult. I've found the usual stuff doesn't work but as soon as someone is actually doing something with authority i start to get reeeealy relaxed.
@@Branixer thats funny as hell. But i think she did that to not hurt her android feet. We should think about camera and mic that we dont see and she have to take care too.
At T.M. Lewin once the customer enters the store we establish what kind of bike and equipment they're looking for. Most customers do not know their size so we establish this through our measuring services.
0:40 it looks like she is buying a flying broom :) though the guy knows what he is doing, he won couple of races, had a world record in the 200 m, used to work with Merck...
I came here for ASMR triggers. But ive spent far too long reading and laughing at all these comments. I best go find another video before I end up ordering a bike or a navy suit for war hahah
that poor girl she just wanted to buy a bike and this man abducted her and is performing experiments on her one like equals one team of navy seals to rescue her
I'm no expert, but measurements like this are probably more important for people using their bike for sports rather than people using their bike to get from A to B
Well... People who goes for a ride Sundays use the bike what, 4-5 hours week? If you ride 30mins to work every day you use it more so it's important too to get the measurements for comfort riding
I think it's great they go to the lengths to make sure the bike is a perfect fit . They are not just trying to flog you a bike and get you out the door. Its a good bit of kit they have there . Great video!
If you are actually serious about biking this is the kind of fitting you want. Small bodily imbalances can lead to chronic pain and injuries. Compensating for them from the beginning like this will prevent that and allow maximum comfort/power transfer
Most of the measurements shown are absolutely useless. You get on a bike, you ride it for 10 minutes, and you adjust the seat height to what feels comfortable. The proportion of your upper leg to total leg length doesn't matter. The width of your hand doesn't matter. If your right shoulder is 10 mm lower than your left shoulder when standing doesn't matter. There is no way to "compensate" for any of that on most bikes that are commercially available. Unless you're a pro rider having the entire frame and sub-assemblies built just for you, none of those measurements matter. And even pro riders just adjust the bike to what feels comfortable for them; no measurement can predict exactly what feels most comfortable for an individual.
Me: "Hi I would like a new bike pls" Bike Shop Owner: "Sure thing, just need to run some tests and collect a urine sample & a bit of blood work. Standard procedure"
"We get the height of the person, so we'll be able to work out exact height." 0:54 Wow, this guy knows his stuff , well worth the 1500 kangaroo coins or whatever Australian money's called.
I know, right? Wouldn't it be great if he'd said "Next we measure the person's exact height and it's important to know this because..." But then, this video would never have become the internet phenomenon it is.
I think he could have saved a little time with these measurements had he used the rule of thumb to establish the bike was accommodating the rider properly.
I love how all his other videos don't hit higher than 34K. Some only 10K. Let's see Bridget's measurements for a tractor, a forklift, and a child's tricycle!
I went to buy bread from this man, he was 6 foot 4, and full of muscle. I asked if he spoke my language. And he just smiled and made me a Vegemite sandwich.
I had no clue so much work and profession goes i to this. This is fascinating, wish there was a bike shop this professional anywhere here in southern Europe
“And from all those measurements we have observed here today, I can now determine that Bridget does not know how to ride a bicycle and simply came into the shop to ask for directions”
Aah, but you missed the part with what we are measuring with! Triangles! We will measure the triangles with triangles to determine the exact height of the triangles!
Trolls are making fun of your process, but going into great detail about your product and making sure someone has the right fit, is what highly successful people expect. The rest only care if their feet can reach the pedals.
“Based on these measurements we have determined your optimum bike size to be a medium.”
😂
😅
we have *established
Josephus 33 😂
this is probably my favorite youtube comment of all time
Nice to see he established all the measurements needed for a navy bike
Cant miss anything. It is for war after all
Navy bike for a war Sir for a war.
Navy breath: sandwich war
for war
Ahh nice people of culture
You can get a bike, a full physical, and a chiropractic adjustment all in one at this place.
Well yeah if you live in Australia or New Zealand you can cycle all year round so you want good bike that fits you right
And a great ASMR
2 more “measurements”& she would have walked out pregnant
Don’t forget the mini roast
She only came in to ask for directions.
That is why kids, Google maps exists.
Well damn😭
oh I love RUclips comments
You crazy crazy🤣🤣🤣
The comments on this video are gold!
I love how unintentional ASMR videos have their own injokes.
Years ago when the lafontaine cne didnt even have 1 million views, if you even mentioned asmr people would look at you as if youre speaking mandarin chinese, its weird how our little community has grown like this
sespis
Have comments always been disabled on that video?
@@musicf3b nope, i remember seeing a comment about sandwich breath years ago, idk why they disabled them
@@sespis2r Sure it wasn't on another video? I encounter a comment about sandwich breath like everywhere.
@@DasSkelett i know comments used to be enabled on that video
Bridget : So now that you've finished that, when can I pick up my bike?
Man: I've no idea. I don't even work here.
Well played sir
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👊
😂😂😂
Zia Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
I wonder why he didn't drop her into a water tank to measure the water displacement to give a rough idea of the exact volume of a person.
😂😂
My guy.
Eureka!
Nothing like getting a rough idea of an exact measurement... almost better than getting an exact idea of a rough measurement!
Part 2 😉
"uh, i just want a bike"
Matthew G 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Sure, but first I have to measure you for this video I'm going to post on the internet! Don't worry though no one is going to watch it..."
Lol
When you want to become a chiropracter but your family owns a bike store
Such an underrated comment
@@El_Juli_studios ... the comment was a bit funny
300th like
@@dmitryogrady2004 if i unlike youll be 299th 😌
@Deandre Harlan isn't it convenient that both you and the guy who said it works both coincidentally made your accounts 3 weeks ago?
She's looking for a navy bike for war
Fuckin hilarious
#TMLEWIN
#EstablishDaHellOuttaACustomer
😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly what I was thinking! Cheers!
Lmao 😂
ESTABLISH
I normally just adjust the seat until my feet reach the peddles.
I'm a simple man
You absolute madlad
moister than an oyster I just don’t do anything at all.
Enjoy the pain of long term bad posture then. Wait till age catches up with you and then youll be begging for measurements.
@@2109917162 Alright, it was just a joke, calm it.
@@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings I know it's a joke. Just saying, all this measuring isn't pointless.
This dude is the buff version of creed from the office
I can’t unsee it
Was thinking the same ....
Yessssss
LOL
@Kelly 22 I think you mean the apple...
man: just do a squat for me
girl: squats
man: any double vision?
"I can see it"
"Brilliant"
🤣🤣
Excuse my sandwich breath
I suppose only I got red in the face
The ASMR/Chiropractor/Examination community… it’s everwhere xD
"Next we will measure the height of the person, so we can then determine exact height"
Let me know when you figure out the equation. 🤣
Actual height=measured height+error
It's up there with "... A series of triangles that we call triangles"
Poor Bridget, some say she's still in there...
Lol
Excellent comment. Simple yet effective. You could call it elegant, really.
Poor lop sided Bridget
This comment sent me
@@laylac4453 where?
I watch this video a few times a week. Every week. It's a classic.
So do I !!!
me too lol!!
Me only once a year. I don't want the video to lose its energy. This is my 7th time watching it.
Now if we did those measurements right, the doctor and the patient are supposed to get red in the face but I suspect only I got red in the face this time.
Gary Williams It was your face.
Joshua hughes2007 Got a little bit of a lig lag
I Apologise for my sandwhich breath
And once the measurements are established we can get a navy suit for war ready
It's been there my whole life.
That's the most fascinating/ pointless process I've ever seen
That is until you see how much the bike would set you back
I think ruclips.net/video/fTCbpWmPzTY/видео.html comes close
@@reneartois616 thanks for this
Its for sports and racing bikes
@@reneartois616 Well this racket testing is probably done for professional sport where money is involved so they don't want to have controversies on their hands.
People talking about their craft with some sort of confidence and authority in an instructual manner often gives me asmr. It's relaxing the way they don't need anybody conversing back with them. They just keep going on about what they're doing in a professional way.
I agree wholeheartedly. The expertise is impressive and inspirational, and I believe this causes the ASMR in these cases.
So true
In my case it's got to do something with junior school. Anytime a teacher would look over my shoulder and show me how to do something I would get mad rushes, made concentrating on what they were saying difficult.
I've found the usual stuff doesn't work but as soon as someone is actually doing something with authority i start to get reeeealy relaxed.
ruclips.net/video/4XqmZyN8ap0/видео.html
This one is really good.
Yep i doze out of thought sometimes from people rambling on well
I'm quietly confident that Bridget is an android awaiting her emotion chip upgrade.
The toe stub without so much as a grunt at :25 proves your theory.
Look at how she makes that turn at 0:34. Thats some Sims bullshit right there
@@Branixer holy shit you're right
LMAO
@@Branixer thats funny as hell. But i think she did that to not hurt her android feet. We should think about camera and mic that we dont see and she have to take care too.
I want to sit on a bench facing the window and make eye contact with the person being crotch-rammed.
😂😂😂
"Just go ahead and yank this bar right up into your balls, mate."
Plot twist: Bridget IS the bicycle.
Wanne go for that ride tho?
That's why hes riding her
@Man City Fan 93:20 i-
Next ill ask you to put your hands out...now im gonna putapitapaper
THIS MADE MY DAY omgosh
JayJ the fuckin warwick exam hell yea
But did he have sandwich breath though?
"After all these measurements I have determined a bike with 2 wheels is perfect for you"
power pose 1 0:07
power pose 2 1:51
power pose 3 3:56
Bossing bridget 1 0:24
Bossing bridget 2 0:26
Bossing bridget 3 0:34
Bossing bridget 4 0:35
Bossing bridget 5 0:39
Bossing bridget 6 0:41
Bossing bridget 7 0:47
Bossing bridget 8 0:51
Bossing bridget 9 1:05
Bossing bridget 10 1:28
Bossing bridget 11 1:38
Bossing bridget 12 2:54
Bossing bridget 13 3:16
Bossing bridget 14 3:31
Bossing bridget 15 3:35
Bossing bridget 16 3:43
Bossing bridget 17 3:47
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank God google translated this
😄 bless Bridget. Looks like she is his daughter
This is incredible😂😂😂
Amazing summary
Still come back to this after 10 years 😊
At T.M. Lewin once the customer enters the store we establish what kind of bike and equipment they're looking for. Most customers do not know their size so we establish this through our measuring services.
I'm just glad he managed to find out who and what Bridgett is.
He's definitely Australian? Everything sounds like a question?
😂😂😂😂 I just noticed that
Omg, you just revealed their great secret
Im aussie and hes not
@@dyingwar2686 tf you on about dude he is, just google the store.
@@aimbug_ what does the store have to about it
Guy must have a good memory as he writes nothing down... And bridgette sure is cold faced.
Now we're going to establish your chest measurement...for War
Legend has it that John Kennedy only buys in one size of bike, but then he crushes/stretches as appropriate with his bare hands
This brought a tear to my eye
Watched this at least 20 times now over a few months. It just gets me every time.
You still watch the one bro?
why? I don’t get the point of this.. all this crap for a bike
2:50 If I told you she was there to buy a bike would you believe me?
0:40 it looks like she is buying a flying broom :) though the guy knows what he is doing, he won couple of races, had a world record in the 200 m, used to work with Merck...
Juraj Picmaus
She’s buying a navy broom for war
@@juropicogotta check the comments in the comments on RUclips videos . That's good
Bridget, blink once if you need rescuing!
Very through with the measurements but still not quite enough establishing for me.
Than u have to get a Navy Suit for war. ;)
Dude your photo is terrifyig
Sebastian Stock
Or a navy bike for war.
If they were measured correctly both the cyclist and the mechanic would have gone red in the face but I suspect only the mechanic went red that time
Lovely, lovely reference.
It was your face
I came from that video lol
reference source?
NoraK91 most Youtubas don’t know the source. So we must establish this
With all these measurements, this better be the best damn bike ever
I came here for ASMR triggers.
But ive spent far too long reading and laughing at all these comments.
I best go find another video before I end up ordering a bike or a navy suit for war hahah
All the comments are hilarious.
WatsHisFace real shit found the video watched 10 secounds went to the comments
that poor girl she just wanted to buy a bike and this man abducted her and is performing experiments on her one like equals one team of navy seals to rescue her
raining death I think you mean a team of navy suits
@@jeansforbeans6836 no, thats only for war
This is a small rescue job.
I disagree
Clearly this is a large scale operation we're gonna need the entire world army
Bridget is so serious about that bike
He is establishing her size to establish the bike establishment
I'm no expert, but measurements like this are probably more important for people using their bike for sports rather than people using their bike to get from A to B
Youre right youre no expert.
Well...
People who goes for a ride Sundays use the bike what, 4-5 hours week?
If you ride 30mins to work every day you use it more so it's important too to get the measurements for comfort riding
I wish there were something as comprehensive as that near me! Excellent.
“Based on the information, I have determined what bicycle she is fitted for”....
*brings out a kid red tricycle
Like Jigsaw
“I only wanted a helmet”
Underrated comment XD
AKDJJAJDJA
That's good
703k views and about 12 of them interested in bike positioning... the rest here for ASMR!
10 for asmr rest for the meme
This is great ASMR material for me, wish it went on for 20 mins
01:42 the pause is a clear tell... he knew she was a sim, but didn't want put us all in a panic.
I think it's great they go to the lengths to make sure the bike is a perfect fit .
They are not just trying to flog you a bike and get you out the door.
Its a good bit of kit they have there .
Great video!
If you are actually serious about biking this is the kind of fitting you want. Small bodily imbalances can lead to chronic pain and injuries. Compensating for them from the beginning like this will prevent that and allow maximum comfort/power transfer
I appreciate this common law because I People are confusing the kind of bike but he is measuring for to what they ride
Most of the measurements shown are absolutely useless. You get on a bike, you ride it for 10 minutes, and you adjust the seat height to what feels comfortable. The proportion of your upper leg to total leg length doesn't matter. The width of your hand doesn't matter. If your right shoulder is 10 mm lower than your left shoulder when standing doesn't matter. There is no way to "compensate" for any of that on most bikes that are commercially available. Unless you're a pro rider having the entire frame and sub-assemblies built just for you, none of those measurements matter. And even pro riders just adjust the bike to what feels comfortable for them; no measurement can predict exactly what feels most comfortable for an individual.
I want to make fun of his jeans, but I feel like he could crush me with one hand.
@jh1328 - at least you're honest man haha
jh1328 ahahahahahhahahhahaahahhah
Mate, it's his jeans. There are about 6 different styles all stitched together!
The guy look like Creed from the Office lol
He’s just tall not much muscle
And now that we have all her measurements we'll get on to the actual bike.
Here's my grandmothers old rickety bike, have a good one miss.
This has been your Houston bike measuring doctor Gregory Johnson
From all those measurements and from what we’ve observed Bridget needs a chiropractor not a bike
Me: "Hi I would like a new bike pls"
Bike Shop Owner: "Sure thing, just need to run some tests and collect a urine sample & a bit of blood work. Standard procedure"
I don't need a bike, but I'd like to get a bit of an indication of who and what I am.
"alignment of the spine static standard" love this
after doing all these measurments , we can now fit you with a personality
9 out of 10 for the video , 10/10 for the pants .....
You'd think that all those people walking by outside that enormous window must
wonder what the hell he is doing.
Never thought of a bespoke bicycle service, but makes sense, really, considering the combination of posture and limbs lengths involved.
I'd pay money to see the full, unedited tape
“After determining all your measurements, i can determine you are unfit to ride a bike”
He's got a hell of a memory.
"We get the height of the person, so we'll be able to work out exact height." 0:54
Wow, this guy knows his stuff , well worth the 1500 kangaroo coins or whatever Australian money's called.
I know, right? Wouldn't it be great if he'd said "Next we measure the person's exact height and it's important to know this because..." But then, this video would never have become the internet phenomenon it is.
"Kangaroo coins"
They're called dollari-doos you insensitive prick
Dollary Doos.
Dingo dollar
Money? I thought they bartered in pots and pans
With all these issues with Bridget I was expecting Quasimodo
Pure ASMR to me
arwua look like sexual assault too 😁
@@jasonhood2714 🖕
0:41 you’re a wizard, Harry.
Ah yes, get the height of the person, so that you can then work out the exact height. Of course. What sophisticated methodology.
k54ltyd2 groundbreaking stuff !! 🤣🤣👍
k54ltyd2 the machine has a built in scale.
He probably meant exact height of the bike to match the cyclist
I'm very impressed with the process you use for fitting an individual! Great job.
“So when do I get my bike?”
“Bike?”
God those mid-to-late 2000s Mac editing software video intros have become part of the ASMR experience.
I think he could have saved a little time with these measurements had he used the rule of thumb to establish the bike was accommodating the rider properly.
I love how all his other videos don't hit higher than 34K. Some only 10K. Let's see Bridget's measurements for a tractor, a forklift, and a child's tricycle!
I went to buy bread from this man, he was 6 foot 4, and full of muscle. I asked if he spoke my language. And he just smiled and made me a Vegemite sandwich.
I always wondered what the lyrics were to that song.
So u must come from a land down under?
But can he measure me for “a navy suit for war”?
BigSky fight fight fight fight fight
Excuse his sandwich breathe
I understood that reference
BigSky First he would have to establish your chest size.
EddieChukkz and from there it would work on a 6” drop
"And so to conclude, a bike won't fix any of these issues. I just like doing all this stuff"
I had no clue so much work and profession goes i to this. This is fascinating, wish there was a bike shop this professional anywhere here in southern Europe
Yo
“And from all those measurements we have observed here today, I can now determine that Bridget does not know how to ride a bicycle and simply came into the shop to ask for directions”
Up until now, i had no idea that measuring for a bike was a thing.
Learn something new every day, i guess
He doesn't even work there. He just has a tape measure and follows all the female customers into the store
it's like watching human meat measured for an alien food market
ADjustinG2013 thank you for that unique way of looking at it
Been watching her get a bit of an arm measurement for years now
Lol 3:09 would you believe it if you looked in the window and just thought this person was in here to buy a simple bike😂
Creed really did have a secret life...
Legend has it she only entered the shop to ask where the toilet was
We’ll measure the height of a series of triangles called triangles, this will allow us to workout exact height of the triangles.
Aah, but you missed the part with what we are measuring with! Triangles! We will measure the triangles with triangles to determine the exact height of the triangles!
The great Dr. Bárbara.
You might call them triangles, but we call them triangles.
And now all the measurements are complete i can tell you that its a....... red bike that you need
HELLO, I'M LOOKING FOR A NAVY BIKE FOR WAR
Matthew a
I know this comment is a year old but I don't understand the reference and its killing me, can you explain ?
@@DoomsSDay49 look up T.M Lewin suit fitting
Oh damn bridget I forgot to put my glasses on we'll have to run through this again.
He didnt apologize for his sandwich breath
this is gold ASMR video for me, coming back to this video all the time when I can't sleep.
take a shot every time he says "from there"
From There X6 From HereX2
dead
I think it's great John has his own bicycle shop in the airport.
wow. this triggered my asmr
yeah i watch it regularly for that very reason
Relaxinggggg
I knew someone would make an ASMR comment...
This is one of the best asmr videos I've seen thank u
Judging by the measurements we have fuck all in ur size but you can try Halfords down the road there
After a these measurements he advised Bridget to get a bus home. 😂
Trolls are making fun of your process, but going into great detail about your product and making sure someone has the right fit, is what highly successful people expect. The rest only care if their feet can reach the pedals.