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  • @PlaneswalkerTARDIS
    @PlaneswalkerTARDIS Год назад +2475

    I really hope Wizards of the Coast gives you some bonkers preview card but doesn't let anyone know it's real for a few days. That would be hilarious.

    • @DoGTripwire
      @DoGTripwire Год назад +178

      Colossaler Dreadmaw.

    • @Gabriel64468
      @Gabriel64468 Год назад +68

      @@DoGTripwire colossal dreadermaw

    • @pipersmith2338
      @pipersmith2338 Год назад +16

      But colossal dreadmaw is already perfect, so it can't get an upgrade

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 Год назад

      @@pipersmith2338double everything. Double the stats, double the cost, double the flavour text, double the trample

    • @creepercommande4171
      @creepercommande4171 Год назад +47

      A team up card, two colossal dreadmaws.

  • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
    @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Год назад +512

    Tea Time with Amanda was a fantastic category, no notes.

    • @yettish
      @yettish 3 дня назад

      I'm Amanda I'm six

  • @bryantkapono420
    @bryantkapono420 Год назад +1132

    It's crazy to think you had 3 friends in the first place

    • @eulefranz944
      @eulefranz944 Год назад +111

      When you hang out in the psych ward, you will make some friends in your spare time

    • @soultpp
      @soultpp Год назад +46

      @@eulefranz944 Y'know, I tried that... But I couldn't get enough parts before they stopped me!

    • @simic0racle157
      @simic0racle157 Год назад +3

      It's crazy that you managed to get 1 subscriber

    • @xhantTheFirst
      @xhantTheFirst Год назад +8

      emphasis on "had"

    • @chiralvandal
      @chiralvandal Год назад +4

      they weren’t all in first place

  • @drmonkeys852
    @drmonkeys852 11 месяцев назад +97

    Funny story but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand tried to kill himself twice after he did it. He failed spectaculary. The cyanide he ate was expired so it only gave him a stomach ache and he also jumped down a creek, but the creek was shallow so he only broke a few bones. The whole situation was really goofy and when you read about it, it sounds like a looney toons cartoon

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 8 месяцев назад +18

      Don't forget the one who actually succeeded assumed the assassination was off after the spectacular failure of the first guy and 3 of the others fleeing so he just hung around a sandwich shop and the Archduke's driver/guard happened to have to stop and push the car right out in front of the same sandwich shop

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 5 месяцев назад +4

      Nope, that was a different conspirator. Gavrilo Princip only tried cyanide.

  • @twingemios5139
    @twingemios5139 Год назад +973

    Make the final jeopardy prize next time “times -1” where you have to invert your number. Imagine how wonderful that would be

  • @nikvalinsky
    @nikvalinsky Год назад +1630

    This is by far the most important comment.
    Dragons for $500 was actually Wyvern. Drakes ambiguously refer to dragons, and have been used in the context you refer to only in modern fantasy (to my knowledge). Wyvern, however, always refers to a two-legged dragon.

    • @IceBen4444
      @IceBen4444 Год назад +518

      That is true but the slide had drake written on it, so -500 for you.

    • @nikvalinsky
      @nikvalinsky Год назад +255

      @@IceBen4444 Make it -1000 and you got yourself a deal

    • @awsam5850
      @awsam5850 Год назад +103

      The actual mtg card is Snapping Drake though.

    • @givemeawand
      @givemeawand Год назад +151

      To clarify for anyone who may try to “correct” this comment: Drake and dragon have historically meant the same thing only gaining different meanings recently. A dragon can have any number of legs while a wyvern can only have two legs and it has been like that for hundreds of years.

    • @matthewsaari6577
      @matthewsaari6577 Год назад +53

      In european etymology, yes. But it's in MTG, where it is called a drake.

  • @adrianofavre7655
    @adrianofavre7655 Год назад +294

    This is the best gameshow of all time, I havent even finished this episode yet and Im already craving another!

  • @jaceg810
    @jaceg810 Год назад +203

    I would like to say that in general context, the difference between a dragon and drake is ill defined, just like the difference between a sorcerer and wizard,
    In magic the gathering, yes, a drake is like a dragon with 4 limbs (2 "legs" and 2 wings, while a real dragon has 4 legs and 2 wings) however Tolkien for instance used the terms dragon and drake interchangeably in the Hobbit to describe Smaug.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Год назад +27

      okay but magic the noah is never wrong so obviously his question was correct

    • @matthewsaari6577
      @matthewsaari6577 Год назад +13

      Also western medieval culture differs from both of those. Wyvern actually predates dragon in British heraldry, and once both were common Wyvern was specifically 2 legs 2 wings while Dragon was 4 leg 2 wings. Drake however generally is used synonymous for dragon. Though I've seen some not well references charts differentiate a Drake as being a wingless dragon.

    • @alvinip9128
      @alvinip9128 Год назад +11

      Shouldn't drakes be wingless land dragons while wyvern are the ones with 2 wings and 2 legs?

    • @jaceg810
      @jaceg810 Год назад +9

      @@alvinip9128 So The other commentor persumably knows best:
      in western medieval culture, Wyverns are 2 legs, 2 wings, Drakes are wingless OR are synonymous with dragon, and Dragons are the whole deal.
      however they are often used in fantasy properties, and these might be less accurate.
      Tolkien (in the hobbit) uses drake and dragon to describe Smaug (the dragon/drake)
      Magic the Gathering uses dragon for 4 legs 2 wings, and drake for 2 legs 2 wings
      I guess there is no true set standerd, and its up for interpretation

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish Год назад

      What about in real life?

  • @DurdleDers
    @DurdleDers Год назад +133

    Noah gives hope and inspiration to every Magic shitposter on the internet

  • @AKA253
    @AKA253 10 месяцев назад +38

    The archduke ferdinan question brings up vivid memories of my middle school history teacher using call and response to get us to learn vocabulary and such but the only one that stuck with me was whenever he mentioned Archduke Ferdinan the class had to interrupt with “and his lovely wife, Sophie” and that’s one of two entire things I retained from middle school (the other was an old documentary on a local overdue mountain that had to slogan “if you don’t run, you die”).

  • @thevix9794
    @thevix9794 Год назад +72

    That cronk at the end was hilarious

  • @Videodude810
    @Videodude810 Год назад +100

    I've been having a bad day... and I don't know why... but, I guess I was kind of trying not to laugh at the video. To keep my composure. To keep some control over my life. I was doing an incredible job. This was easy, I thought to myself as I took a sip of ice cold water. Then he hesitated a second and said, "Yes! Five Headed Dragon," as if he expected the answer to be wrong, and I spit water out my nose, all over my desk and keyboard, while busting out laughing. Thank you. Keep up the content man.

  • @willburgess8489
    @willburgess8489 Год назад +36

    The jace question killed me. Love these videos.

  • @ItsBInkyz
    @ItsBInkyz Год назад +18

    The second I saw the connect 4 I knew this was amazing

  • @methyod
    @methyod Год назад +32

    is this that new "commander" format i've heard so much kerfuffle about

  • @derekrau8236
    @derekrau8236 3 месяца назад +4

    I’m sure someone else said this but the guy who shot Franz Ferdinand, Gavrilo Princip, did not die that day. He actually felt really bad about killing his wife and profusely apologized. One of my favorite historical people. He’s simultaneously super important and not at all.

  • @drunkfarmer5106
    @drunkfarmer5106 Год назад +67

    Technically the final jeopardy answer was "Head" not "Heads", so they all should have lost points on that.

    • @collinbeal
      @collinbeal Год назад +15

      Found the blue player

  • @noskillant6168
    @noskillant6168 11 месяцев назад +11

    Honestly finding your channel a couple days ago has brought me so much laughter since its insane, so ty.

  • @Zyristra
    @Zyristra Год назад +18

    as a dragon fanatic, the 500 dragon question triggered me

    • @knightofcarrion7358
      @knightofcarrion7358 9 месяцев назад +5

      yea iirc thats a wyvern. a drake is like 4 leg, no wing iirc

  • @matrixshaman6652
    @matrixshaman6652 Год назад +41

    You don't know how much joy I get from getting these right

  • @seabass9404
    @seabass9404 Год назад +43

    15 seconds in and you know it's going to be a fire video

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 6 месяцев назад +6

    I'd like to see Noah make a multiplayer Ace Attorney game where people scream "objection" at each other in discord

  • @krismanwaring402
    @krismanwaring402 Год назад +11

    Magic the Noah is easily becoming one of my favorite niche RUclips channels

  • @Tokmurok
    @Tokmurok Год назад +10

    This feels like the game the president of the mtg club at school made in 30 minutes.

  • @nickniehaus1763
    @nickniehaus1763 Год назад +6

    When in doubt… colossal dreadmaw

  • @HoZKiNZ
    @HoZKiNZ 4 месяца назад +1

    Just want to say, this is the first video of yours I saw, and Im soo happy for your growth. You definitely found a Niche and its working so well for you. I hope your 2024 is great and you continue to provide me with continued great free entertainment.

  • @arturscircenis2820
    @arturscircenis2820 Месяц назад +1

    The winner missed the chance to go "Oh yea, it's all coming together!"

  • @thoyal7509
    @thoyal7509 Год назад +4

    1:59 they always have this progression where they say the answer, then pose it as a question, then ring in

  • @meepsoleruler444
    @meepsoleruler444 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love that Jacob was kronk, I never realized how similar they are. In voice, average intelligence, loyalty, sheesh.

    • @meepsoleruler444
      @meepsoleruler444 7 месяцев назад

      If you’re wondering, in percentage similarity: 95%, 100%, 53%
      Kronk for each: (his voice) iq=17 loyalty= 20

  • @Hi-dx1xk
    @Hi-dx1xk 11 месяцев назад +1

    That was a genius play at the end. I had no other choice but to subscribe

  • @andrewspears8891
    @andrewspears8891 Год назад +4

    "Choose a player to lose 300" Should have chosen Noah.

  • @susideguy
    @susideguy Год назад

    This is my favorite series.

  • @linklauncher2211
    @linklauncher2211 Месяц назад +2

    Drakes are dragons with no wings, Wyverns are the ones with arms as part of their wings.

  • @rasati
    @rasati 10 месяцев назад +4

    that actually wasnt a drake, it was a wyvern, drakes have 4 legs and no wings

  • @theblaqknight
    @theblaqknight Год назад +2

    This is, in my opinion, your best video.

  • @RaeOSun
    @RaeOSun Год назад

    i have no buissness watching these but I enjoy this I have no idea about mtg I was a pokemon fan since the early 2000s but I'm glad this makes me happy have a great day guys

  • @znea1
    @znea1 Год назад +2

    Dang, got me subscribed with the water as I was taking a sip. Enjoyable as always.

  • @jaredwright1655
    @jaredwright1655 3 месяца назад

    The fact that they got most of these ludicrous questions right is awsome

  • @DaveGamesVT
    @DaveGamesVT Год назад +2

    Make THIS into a TV show.

  • @YourLocalRaccoon
    @YourLocalRaccoon Год назад +1

    A drake has no wings, a wyvern has arms as wings. SMH my head

  • @TheThingInsideYourWalls
    @TheThingInsideYourWalls Год назад +5

    9:23 drakes are 4 legged dragons with no wings, a dragon that has 2 legs and 2 wings that are used as arms is called a Wyvern.

  • @MCcreeperlover123
    @MCcreeperlover123 Год назад +2

    I had no idea youre up to 100k, i thought that question was a bit. congrats on 100k dude keep up the awesome work!

  • @BrendanWoolwine
    @BrendanWoolwine 9 месяцев назад +7

    I’m not subbing because I drink water, that’s of course the joke. I’m subbing because I was drinking water as you said it and I felt very puzzled for a second and laughed which caused be to cough up some water. Well played, thanks for the laugh!

  • @Ancient_Path
    @Ancient_Path Год назад +3

    Incredible video that didn’t drag on.

  • @prosamis
    @prosamis Год назад

    I love this series

  • @neverdie6687
    @neverdie6687 Год назад +8

    Lets make a collaboration together in the dark at a remote location in the woods.

  • @youisme-2142
    @youisme-2142 Год назад +1

    its really funny because the archduke franz ferdinand question(4:15), ive literally just learned that in socials

  • @himcfly4339
    @himcfly4339 Год назад +13

    Noah you got dragons for 500 wrong, that’s a wyvern, drakes have no wings

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Год назад +6

      but it's mtg and in mtg lore wyverns are called drakes

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@katiequeen7225it wasn't in MTG categories though, it was general Dragons category

  • @ODST_Republic
    @ODST_Republic Год назад +2

    Thing is, there is an ambiguity whether or not dragons only have 4 legs and wings instead of also being able to have 2 legs and only 2 wings. Its weird, but that's how it is

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 8 месяцев назад

    This reminds me of when teachers would do review jeopardy the day before a test

  • @arrestedsolidyhe77sp
    @arrestedsolidyhe77sp 9 месяцев назад +1

    That what color is Jace question got me laughing

  • @ZeddTheGeneral
    @ZeddTheGeneral Месяц назад

    Jokes on you, I haven't drank water since 1985.

  • @connerkline6269
    @connerkline6269 Год назад +23

    The fact he called a Wyvern a Drake and counted Wyvern as wrong makes me unreasonably upset. Fake Dragon fan.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 6 месяцев назад

      What even is a drake

    • @connerkline6269
      @connerkline6269 6 месяцев назад

      @@lucasbeck1391 a Drake has 4 legs and no wings.

  • @kevinmastron6700
    @kevinmastron6700 Год назад

    finally got me to subscribe with this one for some reason

  • @Axlgrinder1
    @Axlgrinder1 3 месяца назад

    Nice games, Noah
    Good play Sophist, GZ :D

  • @papasquat9026
    @papasquat9026 5 месяцев назад

    i’ve been following noah for little over a year now and it’s come to my attention that he is very close to beating the game knights in subs

  • @Fusionbluntmam
    @Fusionbluntmam 2 месяца назад +1

    He said that the dragon in dragons for $500 was a drake, but drakes have 4 legs and no wings, so it was a Wyvern, because wyverns have 2 legs and 2 wings, so he was completely wrong with that one

  • @JarmezGD
    @JarmezGD 6 месяцев назад +2

    can anyone explain the tea time with amanda category?

  • @LynseyWright-ny2os
    @LynseyWright-ny2os 5 месяцев назад

    Have you ever tried a vrondiss deck but upgraded my dad made one for me and I can tell u the cards in it it’s so op

  • @TheRealSlime
    @TheRealSlime 4 месяца назад

    The answer for the 'Dragons $500'-questions was actually 'Wyvern'.
    A wyvern has 2 wings and 2 legs (like the picture shown). A drake has no wings and 4 legs.

  • @jblackrazz
    @jblackrazz Год назад

    "If you drink water, subscribe"
    *Laughs in Mountain Dew*

  • @69kcrn420
    @69kcrn420 Год назад +1

    Wow, you did him dirty saying that wasn't a wyvern

  • @theshovl3r
    @theshovl3r 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact, the guy who killed Franz Ferdinand tried really really really hard to die, but failed.

  • @asrieldreemurr1988
    @asrieldreemurr1988 Год назад

    this is my favriote content of yours

  • @WideOpenSenses
    @WideOpenSenses 10 месяцев назад +2

    For it to be jeopardy, there are far too many questions on the board where there should be answers instead 😉

  • @matthugenberg8869
    @matthugenberg8869 Год назад +4

    I really hope of of these you do for real money, but then you make it like real difficult questions that aren't memes to throw them all off

  • @martenliam1322
    @martenliam1322 10 месяцев назад

    Jokes on you I am drinking Coffee
    (and I'm already subscribed)

  • @whoahanant
    @whoahanant 4 месяца назад

    Dragons are essentially all dragons but have different subspecies based on whoever so makes up the lore in their own universe.
    So much like a wolf is a canine a dalmation is also a canine, but clearly they aren't the same overall, they share similarities.
    Dragons, Drakes, Wyverns, Ampitheres, Lindwyrms, ect, are all Dragons. But Dragon just so happens to also be the 4 legged 2 winged variety. So both the Dragon (4 wings 2 legs) and "Dragon" (as a whole category) just use the same word. Dragon.
    All other dragons are just kinda made up for your own lore purposes. The dragon art circle I run around in classifies them this way.
    Dragon: 4 legs 2 wings
    Wyvern: 2 legs 2 wings
    Drakes: 4 legs 0 wings
    Ampitheres: 0 legs 2 wings
    But as I said feel free to name them as you see fit for your lore. Most commonly among dragon lovers though Wyverns are 2 wings and 2 legs. And for some reason alot of the most popular fantasy IPs use anything but wyvern. Which is interesting, kinda odd they'll use any other name besides wyvern cause I'm pretty sure via human history most 2 winged 2 legged depictions were called Wyverns and were considered different from a Dragon (4 legs 2 wings), but interesting nonetheless. This piece of history is most likely why a chunk of people argue over Dragon vs Wyvern.

  • @wogator
    @wogator 10 месяцев назад +1

    That was a WYVERN

  • @pancakesnake
    @pancakesnake Год назад +1

    Best yugioh reference. Lol

  • @SkinnyDudeHS
    @SkinnyDudeHS Год назад +2

    How do we get a copy of these Jeopardy games so we can lose our friends too?

  • @DreadeDragon
    @DreadeDragon 10 месяцев назад

    I literally got an ad for mtg in the middle of the video.

  • @thelosts9940
    @thelosts9940 Год назад

    Why do i always get these videos recommended at 2 am.

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 9 месяцев назад

    9:27 According to the sacred Dragon Chart, its a Wyvern, because drakes have four legs and no wings

  • @ericwilson9903
    @ericwilson9903 Год назад

    as someone named eric who doesnt normally hear toher poeple called eric that was wild

  • @mp4unlimited
    @mp4unlimited Год назад +2

    That's a fucking wyvern! Wyvern or riot

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Год назад

      go complain to wotc, they decided to have drakes actually be wyverns in mtg lore

    • @mp4unlimited
      @mp4unlimited Год назад

      @@katiequeen7225 get me an address, stat! It's riot time

  • @ethandavide6068
    @ethandavide6068 Год назад +5

    *uhm actually* (inthe best annoying voice I can) drakes have no wings, wyverns have 2 legs and use their wings to walk as forelimbs and dragons have 4 legs and wings on the back

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Год назад +1

      That depends, in mtg lore specifically drakes are what you'd normally call wyverns

    • @DragonQueen-ox8dk
      @DragonQueen-ox8dk 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@katiequeen7225but it didn't ask what mtg card it was, it just asked what dragon it was so that is irrelevant

  • @PlasmaCore
    @PlasmaCore Год назад

    Alright you got me
    I was drinking water as the video ended

  • @dammbenderisgreat
    @dammbenderisgreat 3 месяца назад +1

    9:22 false wyvern is correct a drake has no wings

  • @valentinrafael9201
    @valentinrafael9201 Год назад +3

    Worth it 100%

  • @adamschwarz1999
    @adamschwarz1999 6 месяцев назад

    7:27 me laughing in my bearded dragon named Norbert

  • @Samus1234567890
    @Samus1234567890 Год назад +2

    So worth it.

  • @lordjaraxxus5418
    @lordjaraxxus5418 Год назад +5

    The answer to the thumbnail is True, according to the ever so smart Wheatly.

  • @themythicalbacongamer2340
    @themythicalbacongamer2340 Год назад

    yoooo, can I get a link to that pokemon wall paper?

  • @mrcrashspectra6633
    @mrcrashspectra6633 6 месяцев назад

    you should get lt eddy and cooper on one of these games

  • @uwust
    @uwust 7 месяцев назад

    angrly putting down my first glass of water of 2023 and subscribing...

  • @6tiple6ix6afia
    @6tiple6ix6afia 5 месяцев назад

    These were the custiest sounds contestants of all time. The coats if you will

  • @skyhorizon6860
    @skyhorizon6860 Год назад +8

    Fun with Amanda for 300, could you choose yourself and not gain or lose any points? Cause it said player and not opponent

  • @epiicslayer3673
    @epiicslayer3673 Год назад

    Hey, i'm already subscribed and i don't drink water... what do i do?

  • @IceBen4444
    @IceBen4444 Год назад +12

    I hope you still have many more friends to lose!

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel Год назад +18

    Jace only weights 160? I'm 320 at 6'3, I could break him in half!
    You know, minus his super powers.
    Also, this was fun. I'm glad everyone had a good time!

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Год назад +14

      What do you mean "only"? Jace has just about the most average weight he could have for his height, also he is a wizard ofc he ain't jacked

    • @damackabet.4611
      @damackabet.4611 11 месяцев назад +3

      so are you fat or buff? because im pretty sure you have to be one or the other, as you should be somewhere in 200s, as for jace his weights perfectly normal for his height, he probably weigh more if he was buff but hes a wizard so meh.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@katiequeen7225 He is Jaced tho.
      I'll get my coat.

    • @patrickt101
      @patrickt101 8 месяцев назад

      @@damackabet.4611bro why you gonna reply to this 3 months after with that kind of reply? And edit it??? You trippin on the dum dum juice like crazy dawg, if you ain’t got something constructive to say, let the person be and put their comment out without getting attacked, GD 😭

  • @richbutnotfamous1158
    @richbutnotfamous1158 Год назад +5

    0.1% of the participants are subscribed to magic the noah.

  • @Atoll-ok1zm
    @Atoll-ok1zm 5 месяцев назад

    Two legs and two wing-arms is a typically either a flying wyvern or pseudo wyvern. Two legs and 2 regular wings is typically a bird wyvern. No true wings and 4 legs is typically a fanged wyvern. 2 wings and 4 legs are mostly (elder) dragons. There are also brute wyverns, having two large legs, no wings, and often two small forelimbs. Picine wyverns often feature two strong legs, a flat back, and fin-like arms. Less commonly there are also snake wyverns, featuring long narrow and flexible bodies and usually two pairs of limbs. Similar are leviathans, with a similar body type to snake wyverns with the addition of being partially or wholly aquatic and using their legs as primary locomotion on land rather than slithering.
    (Wing) drakes are small monsters, typically with two large wings, two short legs, and a long tail and are not a part of the wyvern family.

  • @Kenya_Berry
    @Kenya_Berry Год назад +1

    7:23 harry pogger

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 Год назад

    I kept waiting for the Daily Double and didn’t get one :( you gotta give these silly friends of yours the chance to bet all their money

  • @Rubenlostit
    @Rubenlostit 10 месяцев назад

    The say uno reverse card one I cant believe went over their heads it is the best way to guarantee the win if you have it

  • @Gambette69
    @Gambette69 10 месяцев назад

    Some of these answers are omnipotence level and it is blowing my non-wizards playing mind that they Know some of these 😮😮

    • @Gambette69
      @Gambette69 10 месяцев назад

      Obligatory 🤯

  • @nightmaretoothless
    @nightmaretoothless 15 дней назад

    7:23
    Quote: i watched harry pogger so recently

  • @VodShod
    @VodShod 9 месяцев назад

    I was literally drinking water when he said if you drink water subscribe.

  • @ThereIsAnExtension2UndoHandles
    @ThereIsAnExtension2UndoHandles Год назад +1

    For most viewed MTG video, the answer should have been "this one"