Welcome to the Baltic
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- Опубликовано: 25 сен 2023
- Intro - soprecords.bandcamp.com/track...
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Outro - • you're replaceable
#estonia #latvia #lithuania 
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You guys should check out LILA GILJOTINA made this Intro Music for my video 'Welcome to the Balitcs' (UPON THE ARTIST'S REQUEST!)
Find the track and more LILA GILJOTINA's work here on Bandcamp:
soprecords.bandcamp.com/track/alio-vyno
faded than a hoe
Hi wow mao. Thanks a lot for the referral. I love the intro song. Leiši muļķi. I can't breathe. I need a cigarette.
Hope you gonna cover Southeast Asia. It’s like Balkan with rice
The Champ, Theme From The Planets, I’m Black And I’m Proud (I think?? JB has like a kajillion vocal samples) and Synthetic Substitution.
this Lila sure has an affinity for bboy breaks
I can’t wait for this to be age restricted then re uploaded 7 billion times HOORAYYY!! 😊😊
It must happen to every wow_mao vid
It's going to get re-uploaded more than the amount of Lithuanians that immigrate to America
Billions must reupload
One must imagine wow_mao happy
Need name to video at 3:45
After Wow_mao visited Finland, I knew it was only inevitable he'd drunkenly wander into the Baltics to buy more alcohol
Fake estonian on his way to mention Finland to try to appear as a nordic.
taking the ferry to Tallinn just to buy >600EUR of booze without the gay tax 💪😎👍🇫🇮🇫🇮
You can't wander into Baltics from Finland. Almost like Baltics is east Europe and part of Rossia and not Nordic 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 stupid Balticum p*rn and beer addicts
@@drstrangecoin6050in Sweden you take the ferry to Finland just to buy booze without even more gay tax
@@drstrangecoin6050 in exchange we come. With our alcohol to ski on your mountains in the winter
I love how every wow_mao video is just an excuse for him to demonstrate how insane he is.
Most sane Philipino
@@saltysalt7627I thought he was Chinese
@@lueisred6901China is rightful Filipino territory, as it was once a territory of the mighty Imperial Uberphilippine Dominium 80,000 years ago
@@seenbefore2803 As a Chinese I wholeheartedly welcome our Filipino overlord to rightfully reclaim the motherland
@@tianwang3768 是，我等不了了
Ah the great Balto-Finnic booze pipeline, several times more impressive than Nordstream
wow_mao forgot to mention where lithuanians get their cheap alcohol.
@@siemka321Suwalki!!
@@raceris7309whos that
Btw, isn't there a similar dynamic in the Nordic countries where citizens go southward for cheap beer and less restrictive drinking laws?
@@hlibushok wdym? i only know about some norwegians coming to finland to buy a bit cheaper alcohol and some finns buy a bit cheaper alcohol from sweden in the north. I dont think swedes really go anywhere. Some norwegians might go to sweden to buy their beer but i have not heard about it. That would make sense though. Mainly Finns go to estonia, but some live too far from the ports, so they dont. Do you mean that danes would go to germany? that could make sense. Never heard about it though.
Sending love to Estonia from Estonia
Thank you from Lithuania
🇱🇻 KARUMS
🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 Lithuania >>>
Läheb vaja
You boys ain't shit🇷🇺
You know that the internet has destroyed your brain when the first thing that pops into your mind after hearing Estonia is the legendary Indonesian tweet
This is the only recognition Estonia should ever get. Complete history of Estonia: 1. Was made up by a Hungarian Jew in America in the 90s 2. Hosted an event for queer n@zis with weight problems (NAFO) 3. Removed from map by Indonesia
@@daseapickleofjustice7231 it reeks of vatnik in here
@@chef___ the cope of being mad at Rossia being an immortal part of reality
polished the cocks of german horses for 500 years
@@chef___Ватник - это обращение русского к русскому. Ты не можешь использовать его будучи за границей России
Truly a tragic moment for all 8 people that live in the Baltic. Sending thoughts and prayers 🙏
The good thing is that 6 of those 8 people are women!
5/6 women are + 75 years old
And the 6th is 73
Thank you
As the 7th person who lives in the baltics
i say thankyou
@@MrPip-lh2rr Wait, there is a new born! 9 people in the Balti... nevermind, he emigrated
Britain colonising africa: 🐷
France colonising africa: 🤡
Lithuania colonising africa: 🗿🌍
Lievatu is so chad that Africa eventually decided to colonize it itself
gotta love the older generation having more chances to yell racial slurs at the africans
@@gruntonium1669 mhm
@@MJ-uk6lu mhm
Latvian colonies in Gambia and Trinidad 💪💪💪💪
As an Estonian I must confirm that we go to Latvia to get cheaper alcohol, that is if we make it out alive on their roads 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇧🇼💪💪
@@muhendislerdevleti3468 no.
As a Latvian I can confirm that we go to lithuania to get cheap beer
It is a skill to survive the Latvian roads indeed
honestly you're speaking facts fr
Czechia is my favourite Baltic country ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰
Love from Polska 🇱🇹
What the heck man 😂
I am going to flay you from your feet up
Královec best baltic region, best beer biggest penis 100% ancestral Bohemian lands. ŘŘŘŘŘ🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿💪💪💪💪💪🍷🍺🍷🍺🍷🍺
Bro getting flashbakc
@@lioneljohnsononvacation2635trueur words never spoken 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍺🍺🍺🇨🇿🍺🍺
As an Angolan, I’m proud to be an American, who is proud to be Estonian
you are also proud to be chinese !
its all albania in the end
Angloid
God bless them 4 ppl living in Tallin 🙏🙏🙏
Angola is great too, especially their makeshift helicopters. As a Latvian, had Angolian friend in France, streetname Black Jesus. He called me White N-word, i felt honored.
As an Estonian, the baltics is a secret special zone of the EU. It is the "Mega alcoholics zone" it's fun here
how he talked about Lithuania without mentioning yabujin must have taken immense amount of self control
What is “Yabujin?”
@chinsaw2727 this Georgian lowlife by the name of @Gattsu made whole video on yabujin check it out.
@@chinsaw2727i second that
What is it?
@@XOFInfantryman Bladee but better
I was thinking that exact same thing
the baltics feel like a region that the devs forgot to give actual content to, and still uses a placeholder from the Beta; and I love it
Baltics is gmod irl
This is the most redditard way to say the west is doing its best to pretend the Baltics isn't just self hating Ruskis. "And I LOVE it!!" -🤡
But there is plenty of content! Today I watched a video about stone museum in Lithuania! Stones!!!
@@daseapickleofjustice7231
"-🤡"
-🤖🇷🇺
@@indrekniinemets1742Considering how much swampland there is here, it's more like Shrek's swamp. There's even a place called "Ogre" in Latvia
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT LITHUANIA??LIETUVA IS THE BEST AND BIGGEST COUNTRY EVER!!!!! 💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥💥💥💥🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹💥💥💥💥💥🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹💪💪💪💪🇱🇹💪🇱🇹💪🇱🇹💪🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥💪💥💪💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥💪 If tommorrow all the things were gone I worked for all my life And I had to start again With just my children and my wife I'd thank my lucky žvaigždės 💫 To be living here today 'Cause the flag still stands for the sun and the forests, the countryside, liberty, and hope, and the blood and bravery of those who have died for Lithuania 🏀🇱🇹 And they can't take that away! 🇺🇳
And I'm proud to be Lithuanian Which at least has sovereignty And I won't for get the men who died To the NKVD And I'll proudly stand up! Next to you, and defend her still today 🛡 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land... God bless the RL!
From the fields of Samogita 🌄 To the coasts of the Baltic Sea 🌅 Across the towers of Vilnius 🏰 With Kaunas in between 🏢 From Šiauliai to Telšiai, from Klaipėda to Panevėžys!
There's pride in every Lithuanian heart heart and it's time we stand and say...
BELARUS IS LITHUANIA💪🇱🇹
UKRAINE IS LITHUANIA💪🇱🇹
LIVONA IS LITHUANIA 💪🇱🇹
And also...
That I'm proud to be Lithuanian 🇱🇹 Where at least I know I'm free 🇱🇹 And I won't forget the men who died 🇱🇹 To give that right to me 🇱🇹 And NATO will gladly stand up 🇺🇳🇱🇹 💥💥💥
Next to you, and defend her still today 🇱🇹 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land... 🇱🇹 God bless the RL!🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💪🇱🇹💪🇱🇹💪💥💥💥💥💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💪🇱🇹💪🇱🇹
wait Lithuania is real?
u should question ur sanity for making this
Whatdefog is thsi
Least patriotic Lithuanian
@@louis7707 I actually am patriotic and got unironically mad at Wow Mao for making fun of the population decline, yes it's an issue and but Latvia and Estonia both have worse population decline, despite Lithuania having more expats and more suicide and more alcoholism. He should have focused on the improving state of the economy or basketball or the Grand Duchy or Mindaugas or the Vytautas or the GLORY OF GITANAS NAUSEDA LIETUVA TEVNYE MŪSU 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💥💥💥💥💥🤯🤯🤯🤯🎆🎆🎆🎆🇱🇹💥🤯🇱🇹💥🔥💥🇱🇹🤯💪🤯🇱🇹💥🇱🇹🤯💪🤯🇱🇹🤯🔥🤯💪🤯🇱🇹🤯💪🤯🇱🇹🤯🔥💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💥🇱🇹💪
Surprised Wow_mao didn't include a joke about Estonians being slow and sleepy. They're our little Baltic Montenegro
Anytime a country is teased for being slow and sleepy there is a functional social support system that the capitalist powers are trying to break down. And the only way to fight back is to just not get out of bed
pls tell me something about Latvia 🇱🇻, it's the only European country I know nothing about
Nah mate, we goin' competitve r@cist
@@josipfranjic4036 It is impossible in such a small space
Baltic Bahia
As an Australian I'm proud to be Baltic
There is no Austrian flag. Just latvian
@@zirnis_13🤦👨⚕️🤦
@ethanbennett9000 ever heard of... a joke?
It's called Lisoywania
Sveiks, ozij!
Baltics drink to cope with living in the Baltics. Aussies drink because they enjoy it. We are not the same.
Is Estonia even a real place? I thought it was a fictional place for Indonesian jokes
yeah there are only about 10 people who supposedly live in the fictional land of estonia
As an Estonian, I can confirm it is indeed not a real place and I am actually an AI made by the Indonesian Government.
@@Europa_GGas the indonesian government I can confirm this is true
a colonial construct, a figment of the imagination
Estonia isnt real, its actually integral Hungarian clay and should be treated as such
This series is getting progressively more schizo as wowmao descends into alcoholism and I'm here for it
This series is a celebration of humanity.
A celebration of European countries George Soros made up to benefit anglo bankers
Completely agree!! Where are you from?
I LOVE how someone at 2:39 who is obviously speaking lithuanian casually puts блять in the middle of a sentence. That's some hungarian men screaming "kurwa"-tier eastern european shit.
Its a very common swear word, including some other russian ones that are used because of the ussr. Literally everyone swears russian here just that we pronounce those words softer.
Blyat -> Blet
As normal for this region as for an Estonian to say "mul on pohhui".
@@mykolasbiel5711 Russian is built for swearing. Same shit in the Balkans, Slovenes say "u pičku materinu" etc. because Serbo-Croat is just better for talking shit than Slovene is.
@@semtino3598normal lithuanian words 😂😂😂
@@semtino3598 its funny that you believe that Lithuanian language is somehow superior to Russian. You even deliberately write “Russian” without the capital letter.
Latvija pieminēta🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻💪💪💪💪😎😎😎🤘🤘🤘
LATTVIJJAAAA🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻
LATVIJĀAĀĀ!!!!
Latvija here toooo🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🎆🎆🎆🏆🏆🏆💰💰💰‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
_Cringe kartupeļi_
3:50 going to UK for a better life is like going to Chernobyl for a better health
Hey, we do what we can, and if it means going to the devils sh*thole which was abandoned by the devs for more money, we will happily do it. Why do you think our exports include educated workforce?
It works though, it's a better for life for many, relatively that is
Love from Lithuania to my favourite honorary Lithuanian ❤❤❤
Great video Wowmow, I recommend that you make a "welcome to" video set in the Horn of Africa, easily one of the most insane, hilarious and nationalistic places on earth. It give the Balkans a serious run for its money.
Absolutely agreed, I was thinking the same too a few months ago. Saharan countries would be fun too.
Every “welcome to” video has to include so much research, except instead of directing it towards anything useful it’s just learning stereotypes and memes of the locals
WowMao is the kind of guy who researches a place. It's people and culture, only so he can be accurate in his -isms, and I approve. How very Balkan of him.
Ironically this does actually a display a pretty deep knowledge on wow maos part
Intro song is called _'Plisskenas Gauna Išangės Zondą - Žalio Vyno (1996)'_ for all those who wanna know.
sending my condolences to anyone living in lithuania (I'm lithuanian)
beer too expensive in finland so mao moved to estonia, realised beer was cheaper in latvia and then heard rumors that booze is even cheaper in lithuania. after drinking himself to oblivion he had no money left and like all true lithuanians, he moved to UK to afford more beer.
The Polish song playing on the backround of the population decline segment hit really hard...
@@semtino3598 Southern Lithuania is basically Poland, and whilst the number of Lithuanians is decreasing, the number of Poles is stable.
@@Maximmuss_what's the reason? Also why Poles that live in Lithuenia are perceived as richer than Lithuenians? Im pretty sure the wage in Poland is similar
@@shaquile_neal Not exactly, in 2022 average wage was 22k $ in Lithuania and 16k $ in Poland (/year)
@@Mendogologythat’s an average + remember that smaller countries in Europe will usually do better in statistics than bigger countries, so if you will exclude Vilnius, the average wage will probably be even lower than the one in Poland
@@semtino3598 yeah, but its still around 10%
As a romanian this video makes me proud to be wow_mao is holding my family hostage please help please help please hel
nu te ajut 😊😊😊
nem tudom
truly a zirga galva moment
DIEVS SVĒTĪ LATVIJU! DIEVS SVĒTĪ LATVIJU!!!!!! 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻
My boyfriend is Lithuanian, I integrated him into Swedish culture by topping him
Sad you didn't include the story of that one Latvian guy who after his girl dumping him get depressed, found ancient alien technologies that help to built pyramids, moved to Florida and built his own castle out of corals(((
As a latvian, I'm proud to have visited his Coral Castle in Florida.
Also, there was a song made after him called "Sweet sixteen".
My favorite former Indonesian colonies ❤❤❤
Always loved your videos. The crazy editings is so fun to watch.
UK has Tesco, USA has Walmart, Germany has Aldi, and us Balts have the most superb Maxima
Just a small reminder that Germany has Aldi Süd and Aldi Nord. Which side are you on?
maxima is arguably the cheapest store to buy shit from but their wages are nothing
worked there for 3 months and after 3 months they were supposed to raise my pay from 760 to 1200, instead they fired me because they -didnt have enough hours- and then a week later another person my age stumbled through the door and they are now doing the same to them.
that was supposed to be quatation marks
@@kurteisner67 I AM THE STORNGEST SUD WARRIOR (I'm Australian)
@@voltageesq. Süd gang assemble
😎💪🥵💪
Wow Latvians must be proud of being chosen by God through the prophet himself (Terry Davis)
THATS WHY GOD BELSS LATVIA❤️🇱🇻
As an Erzya from Azerbaijan, i'm proud for our finno-ugric brothers
how Erzya turn out in Azerbaijan? ._.
youre erzän and in azerbaijan? we are both a part of the same kindred folk you and i, estonian and erzä, you MUST move to estonia my friend
Every time i see Baltics i can't help but remember Estonian vs Indonesian debate and "you became elevated to sapience by USSR" insult..
Except that isn't even true. The USSR shot our people's culture in the foot, by killing our politicians, poets, singers and other cultural icons. We could've been richer if it wasn't for those bastards.
Best nutshell channel yet so far
Intro song goes hard. Whoever tells me the name will have stable mentality and peace
Seconding this I rlly wanna know it’s name, Shazam is telling me fuck all
Thirding this, I tried the same and shazam is larping as fucking beethoven because it can't fucking hear but the song go hardddd
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I literally tryed every fucking platform. Either this is from bandkamp or soundcloud and i think thats why Shazam is twiching
bro why tf youtubers dont put songs in their description pisses me off so much@@mihailalexsandrov8935
2000 years of Baltic history transmitted directly into my brain
1:21 As a Latvian…I can confirm he is not exactly talking about bumpy roads…
the Estonia is made up of beet and onion slop eating hungarians
-Wise Indonesian man
as an estonian i have to agree
As someone from the Balkans its surreal how well we understands eachother.
It fr isn't. All Slavs are Russians. Slobodan Milošević wanted Srbija to join the Russian Federation Union State. We are literally one country.
@@daseapickleofjustice7231PROPAGANDA
ALL SLAVS BELONG TO СРБИЈА
@@daseapickleofjustice7231kinda epic...
The Latvian part is even funnier when you understand what they are saying.
3:05 i very much agree with this
New York 🚮 Daugavpils 🔛🔝
As a Latvian Lutheran I’d like to say that we are schizoids
I’m a Latvian Lutheran, but am from the south side of Chicago. Do I count?
@@venomlink2033of course but that’s because you actually made the decision to live in Chicago
Thank you for the video insane geopold 😊
1:16 this is certainly making it to #1 in top 10 out-of-pocket analogies
we have been absolutely kissed by the baltic countries
What's the song that plays around 0:50? Sounds like a banger!
I appreciate the use of Prof James Ker Lindsay's voice for the info sections.
Song at the beginning?
proud to be baltic 🇱🇻🥔🇱🇻🥔🇱🇻🥔🇱🇻
I really like Latvia’s national anthem. It makes me feel like 12 again.
LATVIJAAA🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻
LATVIJJAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAHHHHHHH DIEVS SVETI LATVIJU!!!! PUTINS IR PIDARAS!!!!!!!!!! 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻
Great intro, great video, feels like home!
Gotta love these mao videos where he just goes insane
Just wonder why a Latvian guy made a polish colony in south brazil... and how this info came to me.
Courland had a colony in Togo(?), and were surprisingly civil to the Togolese(?).
as a latvian I am obliged to like everything that mentions Latvia, good job
tnx m8 for us balticks this is probably the first vid someone else from the world makes about us.
The most confusing and esoteric yet, and absolutely no mention of basketball. 10/10
what song did you use in the beginning
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same question. I tried to shazam it and came up with nothing 🥺
@@Autogenification Plisskenas Gauna Išangės Zondą - Žalio Vyno (1996)
@@championgundyr1092 Yoo thanks man, such a rare gem of a song, crazy good, thanks for figuring the song out!
@@Autogenification it wasnt me some other guy in the comments found it but song slaps
Surprised we didn't get a Yabujin reference, Lithuania's greatest achievement.
guh that intro music, what is it?
Damn didn't expect you to be here, the music is this my man: Plisskenas Gauna Išangės Zondą - Žalio Vyno (1996)
Ey, what's the name of the opening song, loving it!!!
As a non Baltic person who has no relation with baltics but has a friend from estonia, I can relate and agree with this video 🗣️💯🙏🔥
So where u from
I only know of Estonia because of Puppey, who is Estonian. I sometimes imagine him watching over my gameplay making sure I get every cs and win the laning stage and fights regardless of whether I am playing position 1 to 5. It adds even more stress but motivates me at the same time. WIN OR MACHETE.
FINALY WOW MAO YOU HAVE ANSWWR3D MY PRAYERS THANK YOUUUUUU LT NR 1
As a Latvian, I approve of this message
And not a single Lithuanian suicide joke. Frankly I'm impressed.
probably afraid of age restriction. different culture, in glorious lithuania suicide is for all ages
Hearing Prof. James Ker-Lindsay in a wow_mao video is a trip.
For me, it's the aspect ratio of the video that makes me crack up.
As a Lithuanian who doesn't live in Lithuania, I am proud to be Latvian
miegok su viena akim atidaryta
Intro song?
That guy 0:47 “Break dance is always break dance” used to be my collegue, he asked me for some weed, yet I neither use it or sell it lmao. He got fired kind of quickly, I kind of believe that he was speedrunning to getting fired lamo
That outro has to be an elaborate bait, no Latvian would ever say such a thing.
as a latvian, my life is complete, i can die in peace now...
do u know what she says in 00:49 in the song
@@championgundyr1092 It's a Lithuanian song, so it would be a bit hard for us
You can't die, don't let the population decline. If you die, only 7 people left
@@ivario do u have any guess?
My favourite Mongolian countries
Some midnight wow mao, splendid🗿🍷
2:07 it's so weird randomly hearing this song as a polish person
What’s the song you were playing in the beginning?
i wanna know too
finally, wow_mao gets to the miniature balkans that have 5 more euros to share between eachother
"Breakdance is always breakdance, yo''
as an Latvian, i enjoyed this video a lot.
What's the music in the intro?
As a Swede i love the Baltics and i had no idea they loved snus? very nice
In Latvia for instance, chewing tobacco is still apparently illegal.
This is circumvented in two ways: 1) buy it in Sweden and bring it over;
2) buy "nicotine pouches", which don't have tobacco, but have nicotine
@@ivario my advice is to order it online or does that not work?
@@lanne9938 No idea, I don't need nicotine 😃 But I assume that there is always the possibility of some random postal check
I’m not surprised if this video gets taken down by RUclips AGAIN
0:47 this sounded so satisfying for me
What’s the song at the beginning , goes hard with the estonians
Plisskenas Gauna Išangės Zondą - Žalio Vyno (1996)
Baltics = IRL Euro Truck Sim Gameplay
Ive seen and heard some bizarre shit in wowmao's videos, but hearing James Ker Lindsay's voice at 0:59 has to be by far the most jarring. Genuinely hope he sees this
Never thought I would hear Jaydes in a Wow Mao video
Terry Davis was a true Latvian
УРАААА НАКОНЕЦ ТО ПРО БАЛТИЮ ЧТО НИБУДЬ!
What's the song at the beginning?