Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Full Version)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 136

  • @BENDROWNED33
    @BENDROWNED33 5 лет назад +390

    The video original got took down by the IRS

  • @Yoshi244
    @Yoshi244 5 лет назад +192

    Welp I guess your right
    I committed tax fraud

  • @tenslice979
    @tenslice979 6 лет назад +149

    *IRS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard
      @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard 5 лет назад +4

      >ALLOW DENY
      ALLOW >DENY
      "Yoshi denied the permisión,
      go to settings to manage your permissions."

  • @dragonfluf
    @dragonfluf 5 лет назад +179

    Thanks, the original just went down, so it's nice that this exists

  • @TimsNeggs
    @TimsNeggs 4 года назад +25

    I want the instrumental to this for a yoshi video!! It’s so clean

    • @ethandement3921
      @ethandement3921 4 года назад +2

      It’s from Yoshi’s Story.

    • @TimsNeggs
      @TimsNeggs 4 года назад +2

      🙏 I hope you get your stimulus check first :,)

  • @moist_burger4481
    @moist_burger4481 6 лет назад +11

    lyrics:
    word up yoshisaur munchakoopas is my name
    and i'ma tell you how i beat the irs at their own game
    i lied on my tax forms cause i just don't give a fuck
    now i'm practically swimming around in big bucks
    i got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
    and i got another million more right under my stairs
    i do my business deals under cover of the night
    so i can hide the cash away from uncle sam without a fight
    i take advantage of every loophole even ones that don't apply
    it's been 20 years still haven't been caught in a lie
    i claimed baby mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid
    and made up charity work i never even did
    i must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
    so many clever tricks i can't fit 'em all into rhymes
    yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
    and commiting tax fraud is worth every single dime
    i i i i i i i committed tax fraud, i i i i i i i committed tax fraud, ta tax fraud ta tax fraud
    ta-taxation is theft 3x,
    yo yo yo yoshi did nothing wrong
    i i i i i i i committed tax fraud, i i i i i i i committed tax fraud, ta tax fraud ta tax fraud
    i'm a tax dodging badass, i don't play by the rules
    i make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
    i keep 99c of every dollar that i make
    nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break
    i hate paying taxes if there's anything i hate
    i supported ron paul back in 2008
    you might think it's unfair that i don't have to pay
    but it's ok because taxation is theft anyway
    ...
    word to your mother
    ...
    peace out yo

    • @Wink-yt8gh
      @Wink-yt8gh 6 лет назад +4

      So you censor everything but not cum

    • @MrJmanrey
      @MrJmanrey 6 лет назад

      Whatever, I love you man!

    • @Wink-yt8gh
      @Wink-yt8gh 6 лет назад

      Jorge Reyes thanks

    • @moist_burger4481
      @moist_burger4481 6 лет назад

      Jorge Reyes i copied this off someone else and add the ta-taxasion and that crap, didn't know that some word were censored. well whatever im going to fix it ;)

  • @lpepsigamer13l92
    @lpepsigamer13l92 5 лет назад +55

    5 people didnt support Ron Paul back in 2008

  • @pichufan9709
    @pichufan9709 5 лет назад +62

    The 19 dislikes are from the IRS
    I finally updated it happy now?

  • @johnrblx6699
    @johnrblx6699 3 года назад +3

    I didn’t know yoshi was such a gangster

  • @LordGaiciaeNocturno
    @LordGaiciaeNocturno 6 лет назад +89

    Tax frauds are my kind of thing. I did not get caught though.

  • @BIKBOI
    @BIKBOI 5 лет назад +34

    R.I.P the original

  • @DawgPoundEnjoyer
    @DawgPoundEnjoyer 2 года назад +7

    This is what real men listen to.

  • @bostonsportsfan5079
    @bostonsportsfan5079 4 года назад +6

    17 people don't think taxation is theft

  • @Sirfatandblack
    @Sirfatandblack 7 месяцев назад

    Just finished filing my taxes. Had this playing on repeat the entire time

  • @rickandmortytrash1803
    @rickandmortytrash1803 6 лет назад +70

    0 dislikes, lets keep that way because this *b o p s*

  • @edwardschneider7385
    @edwardschneider7385 Год назад +1

    This Is Heaven

  • @arkspamsr217
    @arkspamsr217 4 года назад +13

    I had this song on replay for 7 years straight

  • @LizardWizard641
    @LizardWizard641 6 лет назад +53

    Word up, yoshiswhoaremuchingcoopas is my name and I'mma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game. I light on my tax forms cuz I don't give up and now I'm practically swimming around in the big bucks. I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared and I got another million more right under my stairs. I do my business deals undercover of the night so I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight. I take advantage of every toll, even ones that don't imply. It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie. I claimed baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid, and made up charity work I never even did. I must've cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times, so many clever tricks I can't fit em all into rhymes. Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game, and committing tax fraud is worth every single dime.
    I'm a tax-dodging badass, I don't play by the rules. I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools. I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make. Nothing makes me cum faster than a good ol' tax break. I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate. I supported Ron Paul back in 2008. You might think that it's unfair that I don't have to pay. But, it's okay because taxation is theft anyway.
    Word to your mother
    Peace out yo

    • @faultf4
      @faultf4 4 года назад +1

      No, no, it’s “T Yoshisoar Munchakoopas” or something like that. Aka Yoshi’s full name

  • @kokichioma1901
    @kokichioma1901 6 лет назад +35

    Voice is microsoft david

  • @SayakatheSnoo
    @SayakatheSnoo 5 лет назад +3

    Oh shit, here goes the IRS again.

  • @sans_exfiance
    @sans_exfiance 5 лет назад +18

    f for siivagunner

  • @faultf4
    @faultf4 4 года назад +10

    My lord, I need help on the IRS Machine Boss fight, the unskippable ending that follows if I lose just sucks, and the boss itself killed me 43 times.

  • @AllGamesAllMusicAllTime
    @AllGamesAllMusicAllTime 3 месяца назад

    Yoshi didn't commit tax fraud. He loves eating fruit.

  • @happymolecule8894
    @happymolecule8894 2 года назад +1

    🥳🕺🏾Taxation is theft 🕺🏾🥳

  • @squidyy2k
    @squidyy2k 5 лет назад +11

    Oh god I just noticed the woodman in the clouds.

  • @CatfaceJae
    @CatfaceJae 4 года назад +6

    Captions be like
    I got 12 million dollars in my attic under claire
    So many clever tricks i camt em all into *drugs*

  • @dmann5938
    @dmann5938 5 лет назад +21

    I guess SilvaGunner didn’t pay his taxes

  • @GlitchyJames
    @GlitchyJames 2 года назад +4

    I fucking love this

  • @EditKingdumb
    @EditKingdumb 4 года назад +1

    The sequel:Yoshi runs from the police

  • @dimentio9833
    @dimentio9833 6 лет назад +32

    I’m joining yoshsusris

  • @edwardgray8782
    @edwardgray8782 3 года назад +2

    The 18 dislikes are from the IRS.

  • @shakedogshake
    @shakedogshake 5 лет назад +7

    this is my jam

  • @mittycommitspizzatime92
    @mittycommitspizzatime92 5 лет назад +28

    The IRS took down the original

    • @mittycommitspizzatime92
      @mittycommitspizzatime92 5 лет назад

      Sorry I didn’t know I copied

    • @mittycommitspizzatime92
      @mittycommitspizzatime92 5 лет назад

      @Slushyboye Because no one can know if something they said was already said by another person.

    • @xylmo1040
      @xylmo1040 5 лет назад

      @Slushyboye Because you don't have to look at comments to actually comment something idiot.

  • @OpiupAlmaManiac
    @OpiupAlmaManiac 5 лет назад +13

    The 5 dislikes are people who work at the irs

  • @puffy7341
    @puffy7341 5 лет назад +11

    We're coming to your location yoshi we know

  • @ChunkSchuldinga
    @ChunkSchuldinga 4 года назад +4

    Yoshi and Ayn Rand are my spirit animals.

  • @joltganda
    @joltganda 5 лет назад +3

    Everyone who disliked are yoshis that got reported to the IRS.

  • @indisciipline
    @indisciipline 4 года назад +3

    GET HYYPPEEEDDD TAX DAY IS THREE MONTHS LATE

  • @lucentshadow
    @lucentshadow 5 лет назад +12

    *This video requires a 7% tax to view.*

    • @TheYank2763
      @TheYank2763 5 лет назад

      Lucent Shadow where is Yoshi when we need him?

  • @cannedsas
    @cannedsas 5 лет назад +10

    this is an actual game on gamejolt

  • @theoneandonlymem432
    @theoneandonlymem432 3 года назад

    Yoshi is illegally richer than Mr. Krabs, and both are tax evaders and money launderers!
    $13000000 (how much money Yoshi has) > $5249351 (Eugene Krabs’ net worth)

  • @SpeakingSalmon91
    @SpeakingSalmon91 5 лет назад +6

    Yoshi v John Macafee, who can evade justice longer?

  • @fionnhealy3798
    @fionnhealy3798 4 года назад +4

    Yoishi did nothing wrong

  • @pitchdotto
    @pitchdotto 5 лет назад +6

    I wonder how people from the IRS reacted to this...

  • @parkinjacquay7951
    @parkinjacquay7951 6 лет назад +5

    Omg you know what we did shhhhhhh...

  • @iancuplaton7014
    @iancuplaton7014 4 года назад +1

    17 IRS boys have seen this. I’ll make sure they can’t report it...

  • @ZGURemixer
    @ZGURemixer 6 лет назад +2

    Yes

  • @siyahseeker
    @siyahseeker 4 года назад +1

    Yoshi. How could you.

  • @yaboichase147
    @yaboichase147 5 лет назад +2

    Alright I need to find yoshi
    He needs to be a better role-model to baby Mario

    • @TGAM2005
      @TGAM2005 5 лет назад +1

      tf u mean? taxation is theft, he's being the best role model he can.

    • @Helvetica-Standard-z2x
      @Helvetica-Standard-z2x 4 года назад

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @thehariboplayer3772
    @thehariboplayer3772 5 лет назад +1

    Best vid ever

  • @jj9487
    @jj9487 3 года назад +1

    *Eminem has joined the chat*

  • @RhapsodyBlueVA
    @RhapsodyBlueVA 5 лет назад +2

    For whatever reason, I tend to sync this song up with the walking hammers from Pink Floyd's "The Wall".

  • @custommangekyousharingan455
    @custommangekyousharingan455 6 лет назад +5

    I subbed

    • @lpepsigamer13l92
      @lpepsigamer13l92 5 лет назад +1

      hello old account that i can't recover.

    • @TGAM2005
      @TGAM2005 5 лет назад +1

      @@lpepsigamer13l92 oh, you are the very same

  • @cjtheking5501
    @cjtheking5501 4 года назад +1

    So relatable

  • @blackthorn5916
    @blackthorn5916 4 года назад +2

    woow

  • @kaywaykaykay
    @kaywaykaykay 4 года назад +2

    i rapped this at my school and said ft. Yoshi

  • @finnothan
    @finnothan 4 года назад +1

    good boys pay their taxes #fatyoshi

  • @loonsdio
    @loonsdio 5 лет назад +1

    Grand tax auto 69

  • @andski1761
    @andski1761 5 лет назад +3

    You gotta pay one day

  • @itstarted
    @itstarted 4 года назад

    fire

  • @gtsctts5398
    @gtsctts5398 4 года назад

    1000th like

  • @Lowmandavis
    @Lowmandavis 5 лет назад +1

    What is the background song?

  • @wrubies9055
    @wrubies9055 5 лет назад +1

    Jesus Christ
    Like 22k views and 33 subscribers lol

  • @sukihall6784
    @sukihall6784 4 года назад

    LOL

  • @gamingz9474
    @gamingz9474 5 лет назад

    His voice is patato man

  • @zarthy4169
    @zarthy4169 4 года назад

    1:55
    1:28
    2:18

  • @bryanolsen827
    @bryanolsen827 5 лет назад

    I can see Zane ro’meave from mystreet singing this