Too bad he probably won't go into MLS because he'll likely be cuffed as soon as he touches American soil. There's an open rape allegation against him in Las Vegas.
Hyperthyroidism makes you gain weight at a rapid rate. Even training like a professional footballer you still put on crazy pounds because your thyroid is producing too many hormones at once. Even with hyperthyroidism R9 established himself as the model number 9 in all of football.
@sektarek9038 1. If you can't hear anything siad about Ronaldo without instantly linking it back to Messi, then you aren't really a Ronaldo fan 2. The 2 leagues are actually about even
Man I really want to see him play forever... If I had a wish I would really go for it ... Messi and Ronaldo playing like 2010, 2011 and 2012 ... What a beast Ron was in 2012 ... Specially with his long shots
But he won't. He said before he'd rather retire than play below elite level so when he feels that he cannot play elite anymore he will just retire because it's not worth it, he is the most famous and richest football player ( including investments etc ) so why bother wasting time lol he rather enjoy his time with family and take care of Cristiano Jr future career
I mean that when Ronaldo was at Man utd his girlfriend Georgina was 9 yrs old this means may be the same age that the footballers take the kids holding their hands at the start of the game.Oh My God....
Only a 9 year difference, not so crazy. It only seems that way because those are the formative years. When you are an adult it will not matter much. When he is 79 she will be 70.
Tsd908-497-1488908-497-1488908-497-1488908-497-1488raising our 3 kids. While you do whatever you want. Yoraising our 3 kids. While you do whatever you want. Yoraising our 3 kids. While you do whatever you want. Yo
As an American that's a Dortmund fan, that Christian Pulisic and MLS joint made me feel pain both physical and mental! I've seen that Pulisic clip about 7 times since it was on the trailer. So why does it still hurt so much? Edit: I CALL IT FOOTBALL OKAY!
Warning about to trigger a lot of MLS fans : MLS isn’t the best league in North America Liga MX > MLS MLS Hasn’t taken the CONCACAF CL trophy in nearly 2 decades
To be fair Liga MX is helped by the fact that the tournament takes place in the middle of their year but the knockout stage is at the very beginning of the MLS year so MX is always in better game shape. MX is still better but MLS would likely have more trophies if they were in as good game shape as MX. MLS has been making strides too; I think they’ll surpass MX eventually.
Mexico has football culture and as i know football is most popular sport at Mexico. Maybe boxing is equal to football but you understand my thinking. US is interested in sports which just they care. Like American rugby. They need people who loves football. After that, they compete with Mexico
Pirlo has been 50 yrs old since 25.... that was it for me ......lol
Facts hahaha
Lol
Desire Tehi Hahaha I am dead 😂🤣😂
@@mohammednuur1954 LOL
At least he won't age after 50 since he will always be 50.🤷🏽♂️
"Come on over, it's actually more challenging than you think" 🤣
That got me!
😔
Not what he said
@@4realGTFOH yes he did at around 3:02
@@carloalberto4132 lmao.. the guy edited his comment!!! I called him out on it..
@@4realGTFOH Why are you making stuff up in a YT comment section? That's so weird dude
That MLS promo is so accurate it’s hilarious
Lol i know and its sad😂😂😂😂
Too bad he probably won't go into MLS because he'll likely be cuffed as soon as he touches American soil. There's an open rape allegation against him in Las Vegas.
Us doller is acutely more valuable then the pound or euro
I hope he comes to New England 🙏🙏
Stop dreaming he’s never gonna go to the mls, gonna finish his career in a top club
The way he treats his body, Ronaldo could play in MLS at age 52.
Nah. 57.
Jovan Leon 60
Sure especially with countless plastic surgeries he's had
Sleep Less haha go cry to ur mama eh
Nope..body is body,what important is stamina..you let him play at 50,then you will know..lol
"For someone known for his passes, Andrea can be quite a straight shooter" 💀💀💀
that had me rolling!
why you act like this is some kind of burn, its barely clever
@@desroywhite it did? LMAO
@@TheRafaelBond it's not meant to be a burn or offensive just funny. And it was funny
The delivery of that punchline was klass lol
"I have been fifty years old for 25 years." - Pirlo😫😂
He said I have been fifty years old since I was 25,
I am pretty sure R9 ate whatever he wanted when he was still playing.
nah he actually had thyroid disease or something that made him gain too much weight
But probably not as often as he does now
He partied like a rockstar in his prime.
Hyperthyroidism makes you gain weight at a rapid rate. Even training like a professional footballer you still put on crazy pounds because your thyroid is producing too many hormones at once. Even with hyperthyroidism R9 established himself as the model number 9 in all of football.
Daniel Gosse I’ve seen recently I’m happy for him
Isco and Neymar finally have something in common. They're in the shadows of teenagers
Timothy Sichone Mbappe technically isn’t a teenager
Wdym isco is in shadow of who???
@@atillacnar5785 Vinicius Jr, a brazilian teenager
@@atillacnar5785 Vinicius, who plays on wings or attacking midfield, he's like.. 17 or 18
So you think Vinicius is good it’s brahim diaz who Is good
CR7 is to good for MLS even at age 34.
CR7 and Messi are on another level than everybody.
Everybody else in Europe is light years away from them in talent.
Age 38 maybe?
@Edgar Filipe Ribeiro dos Santos at least Mbappe has something they won't ever have
Hell at 34, he’s too good for Serie A.
Giroud won the world cup as well and had 0 shots on target the whole tournament
What do you mean by old lady? Aah georgina is 25😂😂😂
Xerses Gurung AJAJAJAJJ
hahaha!
And now, this became real for ronaldo
It’s aged well, unlike Ronaldo
"Worse Ronaldo". Congrats BR. You just triggered half of the football fandom.
And the country of Brazil
the perfered pronoun is “fat” ronaldo
As if they care 😂
Listen growing up I thought R9 was the best player in history. But cr7 is better
Xigbar? As If why would half be triggered? Are they dumb?
3 years later, and he's off to Saudi Arabia, end of an era 💔
Qatar
@@catn4426 he has joined a club in Saudi Arabia
@@dansomething7742he is doing well he might go back to europe
Still better than the mls
@sektarek9038
1. If you can't hear anything siad about Ronaldo without instantly linking it back to Messi, then you aren't really a Ronaldo fan
2. The 2 leagues are actually about even
Please tell me Retirement will be okay
"Oh yeah, you get to eat whatever you want"
That part got me😂😂
Fat ronaldo said in an interview that he loved mcdonalds
Fat brazil Ronaldo show up from nowhere 🤔😀
This has aged so well
Unlike Ronaldo
@@immigratoclandestino6259ronaldo is still good
In MLS you may be force to play defense and take commercial flights... 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
"Also everyone has guns"
Commercial flights?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dentists sign🦷 “Your teeth will be whiter then the people of Iceland “ ! 🇮🇸
Just noticed that ! 🤣👏
👍👍👍
Έλα ρε ολυμπιακαρα
Είσαι Έλληνας??????
I'd ask Foden and Greenwood how white Icelandic women are
@@lefteris4665 Ναι ρε φίλε ! Θρύλος για πάντα ! 🔴⚪️
Dybala in Ronaldo's shadow and Isco in Vincinius' shadow 💀💀
And changing to a white and red sit (Atletico transfer rumors)
and cristiano still carried Juventus this season
@@SupaHans04 Losing to Lyon??? That's carry
@@ksm470 Didnt he score 2 goals agaisnt them?
@@SupaHans04 still losing 🙌, if u carry u must be win the team not losee'.
I've said it before I'll say it again, the passion and love put into these makes it worth the wait every single episode. Love you guys!
hey bro, would love to know your opinion on my most recent project ( my vids include commentary).
Who is there after Juve hired Pirlo as their head coach?
Yep, waiting for season 4. This show should have an Emmy or something
me
I'm here after they've sacked him
I'm from Iceland and the dentist part was brilliant
Jökull Sveinsson Dr Iceland Guy 😂😂😂😂
Are you that number 2 dentist?
"Hello worse Ronaldo" HAAAA HAAAA MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH
Barka dog
Accurate worse Ronaldo
You jurk
Who’s here after Pirlo becomes Ronaldo’s coach?
Lol me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me
Finally season 2, just made my day
"Old lady? well yeah Gorgina is 25..."
who is here when andrea pirlo has been officially announced as new juventus manager after sarri sacked following ucl defeat
SPF -50 sunlight absorber.
Steven Gerrard "slippery when wet" statue near the pool... 😭😭😭
The amount of details they put into the little things is unreal.
This aged really well
02:54: Ibra face when nobody reckognized him is precious
🤧😢sad tho
Ronaldo: TAXI can you drive my to dentist i NEED to check my eyes because i can't hear anythink
TAXI: wait, what?
Best séries of football Ever .
Mario
442oons are on par too
@@kenstratus1160 442oons are nothing compared to this
442oons >>>>
442oons and The Champions should do a crossover
Murica Soccer League... Lmao, whoever made this is a freaking genius
*league soccer
It’s been 2 years, he’s still going strong.=)
The beginning scene with Ronaldo and rodrygo casting a shadow is so underrated
Hearing that Pirlo is juventus legend... Just heart-breaking. Merda pirlo
1:58 B/R just predicted Pirlo as the new Juventus coach
The Champions & Chill. Our favorite series is BACK! ❤😁
3:21 Aw no, it’s great you get to eat whatever you want.
2022 is almost over, and this year we learned that CR7 does NOT realize that he's getting older!
Shout out Toronto Fc in the wall for Bastians free kick
I laughed when I noticed Bradley's #4.
When you realize that Ron is 32-33
Lol they should do one for lebron to
@@donmills7011 just to clarify I'm not a LeBron fan
34
When you realize 32 is the new 39.
Backcourt Prod. What has that got to do with anything
Man I really want to see him play forever...
If I had a wish I would really go for it ... Messi and Ronaldo playing like 2010, 2011 and 2012 ...
What a beast Ron was in 2012 ... Specially with his long shots
Pirlo: Maybe it's time for you to take a long look into the mirror.
Ronaldo: Oh nice do you have a mirror?🤣🤣🤣
“For someone known for his passes, Andrea could be quite the straight shooter “ 😂😂
CR7 is too good for MLS even at age 37. He can play for MLS at age 45
But he won't. He said before he'd rather retire than play below elite level so when he feels that he cannot play elite anymore he will just retire because it's not worth it, he is the most famous and richest football player ( including investments etc ) so why bother wasting time lol he rather enjoy his time with family and take care of Cristiano Jr future career
Mls too good for him instead he joined arab league
@@asgard2019 Yeah because arab offer him 200 milions $ per year
@@asgard2019 he would still blow the MLS away
2:00 i have been 50 years old since i was 25.
WOW
R9:"No its great you can eat whatever you want" that legit got me 🤣🤣💀
They did him dirty
Bro I was out at Dyballa in Ron's shadow 😂😂 keep it up
I mean that when Ronaldo was at Man utd his girlfriend Georgina was 9 yrs old this means may be the same age that the footballers take the kids holding their hands at the start of the game.Oh My God....
Years ago!!!
Okay fuck. He is old.
Only a 9 year difference, not so crazy. It only seems that way because those are the formative years. When you are an adult it will not matter much. When he is 79 she will be 70.
Imagine if he actually held her hand while going on the pitch LMAO
@@gonkaien7181 fair point
I would like to see Ronaldo go to a smaller club like Wrexham and see if he can get them promoted.
Hold that horse. He is going back to Real Madrid.
@@NomanJohan i really hope he does.. if he does, maybe he can go back to his former glory days
@@auspicable4724 It's been a very bad year. God can't be this cruel to him. There must be a silver lining somewhere.
@@NomanJohan He's being paid 200 million $$$ to play in Arab league. There's your silver lining... 😂
@@sumonjamal1653 Laughs in "Hughest paid athelete ever" while you cry in poor and miserable 🤣
I'm so happy! This channel is amazing!
Tsd908-497-1488908-497-1488908-497-1488908-497-1488raising our 3 kids. While you do whatever you want. Yoraising our 3 kids. While you do whatever you want. Yoraising our 3 kids. While you do whatever you want. Yo
With Pirlo coaching Juve, this conversation is actually happening.
"LEGENDS NEVER DIE"
This show is a hidden gem 💎
The part with the shadows is great, very creative and good work once again from you BR
Pirlo has been 50 yrs old since 25.... that was it for me ......LOL I just DIED laughing
Also everyone has guns.. Lmaooo
It’s soo sad that all of this is actually happening to Ronaldo😖
Anyone here after Pirlo became Ronaldo's manager
The MLS Ad with Rooney 😂😂😂😂
As an American that's a Dortmund fan, that Christian Pulisic and MLS joint made me feel pain both physical and mental! I've seen that Pulisic clip about 7 times since it was on the trailer. So why does it still hurt so much?
Edit: I CALL IT FOOTBALL OKAY!
Just be glad we didn't get him, oh wait you love to bitch at us when we take your players. No worries, now we've room for CHO!
Bro, I call it soccer to myself and all of my American/Canadian friends, and association football to everyone else (or fußball)
As a football fan I respect BR for coming out with this series, but it is nowhere close to being as good as game of zones
@Duy Nguyen Yeah this was not bad. Some parts were a bit lame but the mls segment was hilarious
the problem is that football doesnt have the level of drama the nba has. The source material for game of zones is just too good.
@Duy Nguyen Game of Zones ftw.
I agree but maybe with time it'll be just as great
I disagree, but they are both great!
Ronaldo will never get old for soccer
Who else has been waiting for this longer then the end games
1:59 "I have been 50 yrs old since I was 25!!!!! LMFAO killlled me!!
1:25 Dr Iceland guy LOL
I dont even watch soccer. But the writing in these videos are so tight, its hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣 I was 50 years old when am 25......God my ribs
This video age really well
Ronaldo: I think I may not be the best player in the world anymore.
Messi: **evil smile**
PAWAN SESHADRI V the competition between these 2 has been going on for 12 years now.. these 2 are just GOATs end of
Been waiting for this for sooo loooong!!!
we need a Game of Cones
Didn't anybody notice Steven Gerrard's trip statue?
Amazing I loveit
This channel forsaw Pirlo would instruct Ronaldo at The Old Lady
Who is here after He met Mbappe in Portugal vs France
CR7 plays like 19 year old even though he is 34
Who else has watched this multiple times already the first day it was out
man I really felt that MLS shade.
Were getting better here in the States I swear
No lol liga mx still way above MLS
@@gabhinosal8947 LEL
Europeans don't even know the existence of the 🗑 liga MX 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 loser
Never retire my goat my legend u make me to watch football and beleive in real life
Ur a legend
Ronaldo: am I old
1:00
Every liverpool fan: TRIGGERED
I don't even like football and I still watch this😂
Didn’t even join the MLS. He joined the Saudi Pro League.
What a twist!now Messi is the one in MLS
The way Pirlo became Juve manager 🤩🤩👌
Zidane: I am back and winning is in my genes
So this was Prophetic
3:19 and that’s why football players retire..
I was laughing so bad when Ronaldo came.😂
Whoever made this is just amazing!
“Hello worst Ronaldo”
-Ronaldo
A weekly NFL cartoon that shows the league like you've never seen before.
"everyone has guns" LOL this show got dark real quick
1:22 "Your teeth will be whiter than tbe people of iceland" 😂😂
Warning about to trigger a lot of MLS fans :
MLS isn’t the best league in North America
Liga MX > MLS
MLS Hasn’t taken the CONCACAF CL trophy in nearly 2 decades
"A lot"
"MLS fans"
Solid joke friend
To be fair Liga MX is helped by the fact that the tournament takes place in the middle of their year but the knockout stage is at the very beginning of the MLS year so MX is always in better game shape. MX is still better but MLS would likely have more trophies if they were in as good game shape as MX. MLS has been making strides too; I think they’ll surpass MX eventually.
As an (semi) MLS fan, you're right.
Mexico has football culture and as i know football is most popular sport at Mexico. Maybe boxing is equal to football but you understand my thinking. US is interested in sports which just they care. Like American rugby. They need people who loves football. After that, they compete with Mexico
And now Pirlo is coaching Ronaldo.
@2:00 "i have been 50 years old since i was 25” so...that would make him now...🤔? Wait what?😕
He looked like he was 50 for 25 years or since he was 25
I’d say 52
@@nati_gem oh... OH!🤨
Nathenael Gemechu make 75
Age is no matter man Ronaldo is unstoppable
This is the funniest soccer video on RUclips
0:41 I can tell it’s CR7 with the left glasses