@@WOOPAHsoupI’d like to headcanon that the reason homsar speaks in all those random non-sequiturs is because of his brain getting all jacked up after getting crushed by that “heavy lourde”
Fun Fact: In Peasants Quest, If you were to type in what Strong Bad typed. The game will respond with "Look, it didn't work for Strong Bad, it's not gonna work for you."
If you type the second thing Strong Bad typed, the game will respond with the same thing, but instead of "He pounds your head into the ground. You dead." you get "You've really cheesed him off now." leading to the Kerrek speeding towards you. You can outrun him, but be sure to be at a safe distance before typing that death sentence.
With the episode title, I'm shocked RUclips didn't automatically label this video as "For Kids" 😂 the system must have detected Strong Bad yelling "I'LL KILL YA!"
Objectively, yes. *Realistically,* it would be a different place. And by different, I mean it'd be exactly the same, but way more people would understand what I'm talking about when I reference Homestar Runner.
*I like how in The Peasant's Quest after Strong Bad's character is killed, the game calls him a "quitter" for exiting, even though the game's over anyway.* 😂
I heard somewhere that the "Make friends with Kerrek" and "Buy Kerrek a cold one" commands weren't added to the game 'till after this sbemail, so it wouldn't have done anything until this came out. 😆
amy rose Every day, Gabe Newell goes home to his miserable wife (who is also Gabe Newell), and they sit on the bed and cry "Why?, Why are there only two Gabe Newell's? I wish there were three..."
@@TheInkPitOx it works multiple ways. A pun on his name and basically it was a popular real estate slogan a while back that's still used "if you lived here you'd be home by now". So it's ridiculous for him to wear. It's also a play on his name being a home.
"Stave it off! 1, 2, 3, and now you can count to threeeeeee!" Oddly enough, this was running through my head several days ago xD So creepy yet so funny.
"Uh, no, he's behind the box. No, look, he's not even behind the box. He's barely obscured by the box. Look, THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKING BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!"
I was probably 8 when I first saw this, and I thought it was the funniest shit I had ever seen. I haven’t watched this in like 10 years and I still know it word-for-word, it was burnt into my prefrontal cortex. Something so funny about picturing 8-year-old me thinking I was not like the other kids, I was FAR more mature because unlike them, I liked Homestar Runner.
Sttrongbad's kid show fury is a lot like working in retail when customers don't see what's right directly in front of their eyes and you keep telling them that's where what they are looking for is.
Out of all the quotable lines in this sbemail, today I just noticed that I still quote "unnecessary comma" to this day. That one comes up a lot when reading Reddit and Facebook posts, RUclips comments, Tweets, etc.
Stave it off 123 and now you can count to threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
Stave it off 123 and now you can count to reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@reillymcwriting Good gravy. I got two words for the children that are raised with that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, TAKE US HOME.
I've got two words for kids that are raised on that crap: held back. Repeating the third grade. Low standardized test scores. I guess this was more than two words. The Paper, please take us home.
I remember being so freaked out by the "held back, low standardized test scores" that I went to my parent's room just to ask if I would get held back if I failed one of my grades.
I love how the one time Homsar says something coherent it's absolute gold ("That's a real popular song! WHO WANTS TO HEAR OF IT FIFTY TIMES MORE?")
Tell me you don't listen to Marzipan voicemails without telling me you don't listen to Marzipan voicemails
I DO! I DO!
@@SavageGreywolfor didn’t see the introduction of homsar in the second email
@@WOOPAHsoupI’d like to headcanon that the reason homsar speaks in all those random non-sequiturs is because of his brain getting all jacked up after getting crushed by that “heavy lourde”
@@Hamburger8079I'm pretty sure that's the actual reason!
Fun Fact: In Peasants Quest, If you were to type in what Strong Bad typed. The game will respond with "Look, it didn't work for Strong Bad, it's not gonna work for you."
If you type the second thing Strong Bad typed, the game will respond with the same thing, but instead of "He pounds your head into the ground. You dead." you get "You've really cheesed him off now." leading to the Kerrek speeding towards you. You can outrun him, but be sure to be at a safe distance before typing that death sentence.
Is the game sentient?!
That's awesome!
@@KRobinson-ko1ne Nah they just updated the game after the email came out.
I've played it but had to use a walkthrough 😂 @@KRobinson-ko1ne
That’s a real popular Sbemail! Who wants to watch it fifty times more?
With the episode title, I'm shocked RUclips didn't automatically label this video as "For Kids" 😂 the system must have detected Strong Bad yelling "I'LL KILL YA!"
It used to be
If kids really WERE raised on Strong Bad's show, the world would be a better place.
Objectively, yes.
Objectively, yes.
*Realistically,* it would be a different place. And by different, I mean it'd be exactly the same, but way more people would understand what I'm talking about when I reference Homestar Runner.
Better Than Caillou
Better than that GoAnimate crap if you ask me.
You spelled Homsar wrong
“That’s a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?”
Let it Go after Frozen was released!
Under the Sea!
My Heart Will Go On
Let it Go wasn't the worst song in the movie. I hated The First Time in Forever.
🎵Hakuna Matata🎵
@@edwardo6834
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata, ain't no passin' craze!
"Look, The Cheat is behind the freakin' box!"
"He's behind the box!"
"I'll kill ya! I'll kill all your dogs!"
Best. Part. Period.
"I've got two words for the children raised on that crap: HELD. BACK."
*REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE*
@@templequeenivy LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES.
Daniel Brant *I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS*
@@templequeenivy *THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME.*
I know that was supposed to be a parody of preschool shows, but it was pretty-much spot on.
That and the irony that the brothers went on to help make Yo gabba gabba.... so they must of used this as a point of refrence...
that's right far ooouuut.
And now they write Gravity Falls.
Except for the kids being dumb. They freakin spell out the entire plot most of the time!
@Simple Weirdo And "The Aquabats! Super Show!" There's one episode where the villain is transparently StrongBad.
I love how now the Homestar Runner guys write for Yo Gabba Gabba, a kid's show.
They did the Storytime animation (one episode) and the music video of the jungle (another episode) for the show
And that Homsar show basically became Two More Eggs
they did? i loved that show growing up
It's even funnier when you remember that the homestar runner series started with a children's book
“not good enough F - -“ always gets me
*I like how in The Peasant's Quest after Strong Bad's character is killed, the game calls him a "quitter" for exiting, even though the game's over anyway.* 😂
All these years later, Strong Bad freaking out STILL makes me laugh out loud
"Like, the littlest, tiniest babies?"
One more reason why Heavy thinks Strong Bad is a Tiny Heavy.
I only get your reference because of Poker Night
He's not even BEHIND the box, he's BARELY OBSCURED by the box.
THE CHEAT'S BEHIND THE FREAKIN' BOX!!
Friday The 13th (1981)
VividIcicles My thoughts when someone gets a question wrong.
He's barely even obscured by the box!
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.
kind of funny since the chap Bros worked on yo Gabba gabba
Exactly my thought.
Homestar Runner was originally supposed to be a kids book.
It was more a parody of kids books, though.
This is probably them venting their insanity doing that show
...........Except this email came BEFORE "Yo Gabba Gabba".
every now and again, I'll get the "stave it off" song stuck in me head
Let's hear of it fifty times more!
and now you can count to three.
I forgot how funny this SB Email was.
I'm a trendy totebag.
This is the first, as a human being, I remember laughing so hard my face hurt. Like I was genuinely exhausted from laughing so hard.
All is on! Feel it feel it feel it feel it!
1:01 "Christopher Columbus"
Alright dumb children find the cheat
@@nathanielabrams5085 it's over there
@Doc Shock Not good enough! F minus minus!
F- -
Alright dumb children find the cheat
@@MixolixEllsworth he’s over there!
This was the first ever Homestarrunner video I ever watched. My brother showed it to me in second grade and I just turned 22. Still holds ip like gold
I never would've thought to try "Make Friends With Kerrek" in Peasant's Quest if this SBEmail hadn't tried it.
It didn't work with Strong Bad so it's not gonna work for you either.
@@pikminfan6778 I know.
I heard somewhere that the "Make friends with Kerrek" and "Buy Kerrek a cold one" commands weren't added to the game 'till after this sbemail, so it wouldn't have done anything until this came out. 😆
The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead.
@@GabrielusPrimeYou know… software patches.
Stave it off! 1-2-3! And now you can count to three!
unlike valve who can't count to 3 lol
Half life 3 confirmed!!
amy rose Every day, Gabe Newell goes home to his miserable wife (who is also Gabe
Newell), and they sit on the bed and cry "Why?, Why are there only two
Gabe Newell's? I wish there were three..."
What comes after two?
DATS A REAL POPULAR SONG!
WANNA HEAR IT 50 TIMES MOAR!
Still waiting for “Waddaya Know Haddi-man?” to turn into an actual series, I mean, if Scott The Woz can air on live TV, so can this.
Two More Eggs was a real TV show that's similar
@@thecianinator ty
Long before the Chapmans did 2ME, the Experimental Film music video was on MTV, I think?
I’m sorry, since when did Scott The Woz air on live tv-
@@Hamburger8079 2021
I probably watched this sbemail for the first time 18 years ago, give or take. And since then the “stave it off” song has never left my brain
Also, I love how The Cheat's just waving his arms while Strong Bad's having a fit.
"If you lived here, you'd be home" - Homsar's shirt.
Gold
I don't get it
@@TheInkPitOx it works multiple ways. A pun on his name and basically it was a popular real estate slogan a while back that's still used "if you lived here you'd be home by now". So it's ridiculous for him to wear. It's also a play on his name being a home.
@@LudaChez Homestar is the name of a home loan company, not Homsar.
I didn't notice that before
I can't get in an elevator with a "G" button without saying, "I'm not gonna lie to ya. That's a healthy piece of real estate!"
I once watched an episode of Blues Clues and got upset when he counted things and then asked how many there were. DUDE! YOU JUST COUNTED THEM!
Well if there's one thing we can take away from this...
It's that you never try to buy the Kerek a cold one.
Another sbemail that added a phrase to my vernacular.
This time it's "Good gravy."
I don't lets the Poopsmith near it.
He's not even behind it. He's slightly obscured by the box.
i used to annoy so many people with the stave it off song
"Stave it off! 1, 2, 3, and now you can count to threeeeeee!" Oddly enough, this was running through my head several days ago xD So creepy yet so funny.
That’s a real popular song
Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?
1:47 What's perfect about this, is that's exactly what you'd expect as a kid's show opening.
This is probably one of my all time favorite SBEmails.
This was my introduction to Homestar Runner. I can officially blame this for my broken sense of humor
I love homsars "if you lived here you'd be home already" tshirt! Homsar is by far the best character
1:51 - always love his little footstep noises
"That's actually a really good idea"
- Homsar on the Savage Babies
I wish kids cartoons would do this. Like, just snap and start screaming at the kids.
The Haddi-man song has been stuck in my head for 11 years, no exaggeration
18 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos.
I actually saw a H*R video with the comments off due to COPPA. I immediately thought of 0:43
Quite possibly my favorite SB email. And that's saying something! Great opening and great email.
"OK kids, we're gonna play 'Where's The Cheat?'. Can you say a-The Cheat?"
Christopher Columbus.
"Not good enough. F- -."
F- -
"Alright, dumb children. Find The Cheat!"
He's over there!
"Uh, no, he's behind the box. No, look, he's not even behind the box. He's barely obscured by the box. Look, THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKING BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!"
So you can see how that might be less than pleasant.
I was probably 8 when I first saw this, and I thought it was the funniest shit I had ever seen. I haven’t watched this in like 10 years and I still know it word-for-word, it was burnt into my prefrontal cortex. Something so funny about picturing 8-year-old me thinking I was not like the other kids, I was FAR more mature because unlike them, I liked Homestar Runner.
The chap brothers completely called RUclips Kids a whole decade before it happened
Let's see how many kids raised on Cocomelon get held back. There might be a good study in that.
I remember if you clicked on “good gravy” at the end, you’d get a picture of “King of Town Brand Good Gravy!”
Sttrongbad's kid show fury is a lot like working in retail when customers don't see what's right directly in front of their eyes and you keep telling them that's where what they are looking for is.
Actually, I think this predicted the kind of videos that show up on RUclips Kids.
I think I'd be just as a good a father figure as Strong Bad.
"You bring that remote back here, Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman! I'm not afraid to smack -"
Yes, the kids love Daddy Mudgeman.
@@zh84 yes. Well. You’ve gotta be firm!
Please for the love of Pete do not feed the huuuu, I mean, have children!
Yeah, me too. I mean you should've seen what I was like with my nieces when I was in my 20s!
"Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man" is a spot-on parody of a preschool show
Christopher Columbus!
Not good enough F--
dorourke105 Alright dumb children! Find The Cheat!
-He's over there!
-Uh, no, he's behind the box...
Charlie Young No, uh, he's not even behind the box, he's _barely obscured_ by the box.
LOOK, THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKING BOX!
*HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA! I'LL KILL ALL OF YA DOGS!!!!!*
Why do I get the feeling that this is the Brothers Chaps's answer to why Homestar Runner will never translate into another form of media?
Supposedly they got an offer from Disney, but Disney said they couldn't make references to "cold ones."
@@NJGuy1973 And yet Disney also has The Simpsons which has beer in it!
This Guy predicted how RUclips would start acting from 2019 onwards
How?
@@TheInkPitOx One word every RUclips user dreads: “COPPA.”
I still regularly quote about 5 lines from this episode.
I got two words for this; YO GABBA GABBA. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. BROTHERS CHAPS, WILL YOU PLEASE BRING HOMESTAR BACK?
Bobsheaux Oh hai, Bobsheaux!
Yep they worked on that
They did
@@TheInkPitOx yes look it up
@@sonic23233 I was replying to the guy
"I'm not gonna lie! That's a healthy piece of real estate!"
1:11 Too much for him to handle. Remember, those kids are learning.
Still better than Dora, Barney, Caillou, and Peppa Pig combined.
Barney was my sister's favorite show as a little kid. I actually liked Dora even though I was a teen by then.
Drew C I WOULD LIKE THIS COMMENT A MILLION TIMES IF A COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BFDI!!!!!! :D
Shut up.
Peppa Pig's a classic.
I respect your opinion
Years later, and I still think about "Not good enough, F - -"
*"If you lived here, you'd be home by now!"*
Nice Firesign Theatre reference...
Lowercase g: exists
Homsar:
*Its free real estate*
correction: free *_healthy_* piece of real estate.
1:21 I like how the Cheat jumps in surprise
"I'LL KILL YA!" "I KILL ALL YA DOGS!"
Man, Strong Bad needs to chill out.
2:39-2:48 radio stations in a nutshell
+awesome videos Unless you're listening to the speaker system at a fast food restaurant. Then, it's _sixty_ times more.
This was especially true over the Summer of 2017 due to radio stations everywhere blasting Despacito to the point where it got unbearable.
Homesar is Cartoon Network and the guy singing the song is teen titans go
Alphabet: Exists
Homsar: It's free real estate!
Out of all the quotable lines in this sbemail, today I just noticed that I still quote "unnecessary comma" to this day. That one comes up a lot when reading Reddit and Facebook posts, RUclips comments, Tweets, etc.
Stave it off 123 and now you can count to threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?
Stave it off 123 and now you can count to reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@reillymcwriting Good gravy. I got two words for the children that are raised with that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, TAKE US HOME.
bajunnngungcuck@@RED_indiemusic
"You really think I'm intended for kids?!"
Strong Bad called out COPPA ahead of time.
(am i the only one who made this joke? probably not)
No you are not.
@@kylerbelshaw7042 I just played the first episode of the Strong Bad game on Steam so glad they brought it back.
The episode was made in 2004. Coppa was founded on 1998. So that's false.
@@Jaypeapolarisr/woosh
@@Jaypeapolaris No, I’m pretty sure COPPA was made in 2019 or 2020. *Don’t anybody else even dare r/whoosh me, I’m not a Reddit user.*
I miss interacting with the words trying to find hidden pop ups
I was really shocked at the part where Strong Bad says he will kill us all.
Wait..... WHAT?!
This Sbemail taught me how to stave things off and count to three. That song is gold.
Matt Chatman should have made "Whaddya Know, Haddi-Man?" Instead of "Yo-Gabba-Gabba."
0:54 - 1:27
I loved that part of the email! XD
Strong Bad's reaction to Skibidi Toilet be like:
3:06
Agreed.
try typing those commands in Peasant's Quest for an easter egg.
i've been singing stave it off for 20 + years now.
*That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?*
Homsar is my favorite next to StrongBad
All-is-on! Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it!
Checking this out after rewatching the halloween episode from 2020
The first bit of Strong Bad in the preschool show reminds me of Spectre Sound Studios "sponsor-friendly" gear reviews.
One of the best e-mails imo.
Years later, this is STILL legit funny
I've got two words for kids that are raised on that crap: held back. Repeating the third grade. Low standardized test scores. I guess this was more than two words. The Paper, please take us home.
2 people couldn't find The Cheat.
That’s a real popular song who wants to hear of it 50 times more
One of the very first sbemails I ever watched back when I was a kid. Good times
Stave it off, one two three
and now you can count to three.
That song is ridiculously catchy.
I remember being so freaked out by the "held back, low standardized test scores" that I went to my parent's room just to ask if I would get held back if I failed one of my grades.
AaaaAAAAAaah'm a trendeh tote baaaag!
1:47 every new cbeebies show in a shellnut
Stave it off 1 2 3 and now you can count to 3
But what comes after 2?
Keith Pixton 4?
It's OVER 8000! I can't get that out of my head
This is a real popular comment. Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I loved it when they came up with Peasant's Quest because I immediately recognized King's Quest. :-)
*LOOK THE CHEAT IS BEHIDE THE FREAKIN BOX!!!!*
possibly the most quotable episode
"if your lived here, you'd be home"
words to live by.
Strong Bad went full Michael Vick on 1:24