The Second Emu War
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- Опубликовано: 3 сен 2022
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Had a bunch of you requesting the intro from the last video as a video by itself, so here you go. If you've already watched it, well lucky you, you get to watch it again!
Thank you, but as an Australian- we don't even exist.
Emo war
This creation is 1000% better than anything Hollywood has come up with lately. Loved the music que with the mortar fire. Gave me chills bro.
This is amazing!!!!
THank you, its a wonderful peice of cinema art on its own XD
"I don't know what the third Emu War will be fought with, but the fourth Emu war with be fought with sticks and claws"
- Albert Emustein
Lol nice one guys
But the fifth one will be fought by fist and hand.
@@NHC685 and the sixth one gotta be used with dirt and rock
@@Michigan_National_Guard Seventh one will be with mandibles and tentacles (insectoids vs octopi)
If you've ever wondered why most us Australians live on the coast and practically all our infrastructure is there as well it's not because it's too hot it's not because it's too dry it's because the emus pushed us back and we've never been able to reclaim the territory
And the failed drop bear experiment made it even harder for us, Who knew they would prefer human flesh over emu.....bastards!!!!
It was the Russian Emus! We thought the United Soviet EMU Emeritus had fallen but IT WAS ALL A LIE!
the emus still take over central Australia to this day
Aw nah bro my family lives close to the outback and the emu’s there are more friendlier than one emu named Geraldo
@@CASA-dy4vs traitor. You joined the emus.
I laughed my ass off. The marines only showed up via a MEU that was airlifted in because somebody told them the Australians stole their crayons.
*snacks
You have to be a marine to appreciate how funny that shit was 😂
“It’s an ugly planet. An EMU planet. A planet hostile to life!”
Frankly I find the idea of an intelligent emu OFFENSIVE!
"Do you want to know more?"
*proceeds to be eaten up by a emu*
"The only good EMU is a dead EMU!"
@@solidvanz1985 "Local intelligence says the emu opposition will be scattered and light."
Lifting a carrier with UH-1s.
Never underestimate how far Marines will go to get a fresh pack of Crayons (Especially if there is a new flavor).
my favorite flavor is gween yummy
@@heathersparrow9489 I like the old school flavours. Lead white, chrome green, cyanide blue and of course mummy brown.
As an American Marine, I can testify that this is 100% accurate. We Marines do love our crayons. 🖍️
If some people are wondering, yes the Emu War is real.
Was. The Emus won.
Yes. Aussies Lost. Twice.
But instead of a horrific war, it was more like a few people struggling to do pest control.
@@russkatherealoriginal6904 people like to embellish it and have some bit of humour. So yeah. There’s that.
@@MikhaelAhava russians doesnt have humour
The Starship Troopers theme fit perfectly, and laughed so hard i couldnt see after the assault ship arrived
Was wondering how long I'd have to scroll til I found someone else who wanted to know more.
Would you like to know more?
i miss my grandpa, he fought 15 emu's single handedly with a golf stick.
It’s called a club. Not stick.
@@rsoul7282 Lets not correct this man's vocabulary but instead lets thatk his grandfather for his brave heroism
he was a brave soldier mate
Lol not surprised since they all they had left after the government took all their firearms.
@@rsoul7282 In Yankee land, yes.
In Aussie land, how would you know?
2:52
Marine: "Have you got the *Crayons* "?!
Aussie: "We've got it sir!"
Marine: "Good, that's one less loose end". *Shoots the Aussie*
*Sad violin sounds*
Price: don't trust the americans, I repeat, DO NOT TRUST AMERICANS!!
@@kammmmal211 SOAP GET DOWN!!!!!!!!! *explosive sound and then statics sound*
@@kammmmal211 😂🤟
CoD: Emu Warfare 2
@@silverhawkflash 😂
Sarge: The enemy may outnumber us 100 to one and be one of the most dangerous preditors known to man but we've been through worse.
Private: Sir Quartermaster says we're out of crayons!
Sarge: ...Good God in heaven, we're fucked.
predditor
Do marines call quartermasters quartermasters or would they get it confused with a navy quartermaster?
Damn the crayons
YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER YOU APES
@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 The correct term is crayonmaster.
Many Emus were hurt during the making of this video.
"It's an ugly planet, an emu planet!"
Unknow combat journalist
The only good emu is a dead emu
(Gets impaled by emu leg)
As an australian this video speaks to me on a patriotic level.
It's good that we can make videos like this to memorialize the bravery of the Australians who saved us from the emus all those years ago. Without their sacrifice the world would have surely been overcome by the emu menace.
@@winowmak3r Facts fr
Wait this was an actual war you guys fought
To be honest I’m more proud than confused purely because there was a sufficient amount of dead emu’s compared to the bullet usage
I wonder which emu is getting the medal this time
@@tylerchapman7846 Yes. The Emu War actually happened. That's why it's memed so much.
*"When the Aussies and the Emus come to gaze on Heaven's scenes, they will see the streets are guarded by United States Marines"*
Honestly it must kinda suck to be stuck on guard duty in _heaven._
As a US Marine, I can confirm this is 110% how we’d roll up
I like to think that the epic music is actually diegetic and being blared by the Aussies in a desperate attempt to boost morale
It's from the movie Starship Troopers. Which also heavily inspired the whole sequence.
Pls someone explain either or both of these comments please.
@@Nekomancer1983 funnily enough I haven’t seen starship troopers. Halfway through making this video someone recommended using music from it
@@Squiders great recommendation. i just cant imagine anything else here.
@@Squiders WATCH IT, WATCH IT NOW!
1:29 The didgeridortar is absolutely genius.
I don't care if it's a weapon, a goose shit flinger, a dropped-button collector, or it twaddles turnips, if there isn't a thing (ANYTHING) called a didgeridortar, there damn well should be!
I love how easily accessible actual combat footage is on the internet. Truly great respect to the cameramen.
I was today years old when I realized I desperately needed an overly serious Emu War horde shooter game.
This is probably the most accurate depiction of the USMC I've ever seen.
*It was a long war, it was a brutal war, but most importantly it was a visually spectacular war*
That is the REAL reason for why the US Marines were there. They HAD to get involved, so Hollywood could secure the movie-rights!
@@GrubnarI thought that would be the case with Navy Seals. I heard they dont go on opps without having signed movie deal
I smiled WAY too hard at the marines going all in for their favorite food
As an Australian veteran of the second emu war, this really captures the sheer struggle of trying to find objective blue hawk, before having those dang yankees with their cool floating carrier take all the glory. We were so close but so far, it was a national humiliation for Australian from which we shall never recover. 😭😭
We need a mod for this 😂 I would enjoy a shot at doing what the australians couldn’t. Great video really enjoyable.
It could be done. Maybe an emu unit in the tower defence mod
@@Squiders ok squiders, hear me out. Bloons tower defense: Squad
@@sgtirish5915 ok here me out. I’ve already made it.
@@Squiders I fucking love you
The starship trooper mod just needs to replace the bugs with emus and we’re set my guy
"I was in the marines during the Second Emu War. My regiment was assigned to a simple recon mission, but it ended up as a full scale assault. Almost a thousand men died in that one push, and once our commander realized we needed to retreat it was too late. Our supply of crayons ran dry, and our morale was faltering. Those of us who made it back to the FOB were shocked by the atrocities the emu soldiers committed to our comrades. They used their beaks to gouge us alive. Many were injured, and many more killed. Still, the Emus were now assaulting our FOB. I don't know how we made it, but somehow we were able to hold them off and find a supply crayons buried underneath all the corpses. I still struggle with PTSD to this day. Even seeing a duck will trigger my flashbacks..."
Thank you for your service. Your comrades sacrifices will be remembered.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service
Thank you for your service.
Fucking Gold! LMAO! Thank you Service.
What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Brisbane. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do.
Aussies are the first and only line of defense against emus... God bless them 'cause if Australia falls... so does the world.
Nice reference
That was the most historically accurate battle I've ever seen.
I did 5 years in the USMC and this makes me miss the boys! God I wish I could go back in time just to hug my 2 friends again
This would’ve made them laugh a lot!
o7 brother
@@Mast3rB3ard I was 0331 my guy
One of my homies that just passed away was a MALS marine with the air wing
I got out in 2020 but I really miss the guys! Not the shitty leadership but just shooting the shit with the sgt’s.
Just seeing the guys like it was a normal day back in the barracks.
If I knew what I did now I wouldn’t have left. And maybe one of my friends might still have been here alive with family and his daughter
Suicide hurts everyone man
I’m still kinda struggling with it but my dog had been helping a lot!
@@alextheman3330 thanks for sharing your story, I'm sure it must have been tough.
It might not mean much but know that this Air Force guy is pulling for you. Keep your head up brotha.
@@AFSWAT thanks brother
I’m not gonna lie I’ve been struggling to deal with it plus having to argue with the VA and their garbage
But now I’m dog sitting and it’s been such a big help having nothing but doggies around!
I can see why John wick is the way he is lmao
Literally man’s best fucking friends I swear
@@alextheman3330 You're going to make it man. I was never in but a really good friend of mine was 0311 and he struggles, he didn't lose a man under his command but has lost several to suicide or assisted suicide after getting state side. He keeps going with hope in Jesus and trying to make a better life for his family. It's in a different vein but you are doing something similar with your dogs, it does a person good to have something depending on you. I went through some crap that caused cPTSD and honestly taking care of plants and a hamster helped get me going again. I just needed something to rely on me. Just remember, you can fill a bucket with enough drops. Keep doing something, even if you fail to hit your goal but you made 1 percent progress that's still progress. My buddy gave me that pep talk when I was down.
Such a lovecraftian wicked witchery this whole production is. Impressive to say the least.
I fail to see how this is lovecraftian in the slightest
@@klozedkazket509 SCP-CVN47 flying carrier😂
@@Pman353 🤣🤣🤣
As a United States Marine I can confirm that our depiction in this video is 100% accurate.
This is nothing but propaganda. Everyone knows the emu won.
Only the first time
@@Aussie_pom nah they would definitely win again and again until they annex Australia and turn it into the Emu Empire
@@something6141"Emupire"?
@@therencepalino8111 yes
As a Crayon loving infantry Marine, I love this.
What's your favorite flavor and why
@@theempire8461 blue, its the best flavor
@@doot9695 why
@@theempire8461 it tastes like blue
@@doot9695 and why do you like to taste of Bleu
After years of turmoil and unrest, we found it! The 65 Crayola crayons pack
Ohhhhhh look at Mr. Moneybags here.
The pack clearly says 8. There's only 8 crayons on that pack. You blind muppet
Rich kids have that pesky 65
‘ YOU DO KNOW THATS TRICKS ON THAT PACK FRONT
Now they got an 84 pack
If military recruitment ads were more like this, I'd enlist
3:30 relatable marine behavior
When I saw the marines come on an assault ship I just straight up almost fell down the crayons almost knocked me out too good job squiders
I would legit love to see this as an actual enemy option.
“All dreams have meaning”
The starship troopers music fits so perfectly dude.
The Great Emu-Aussie war, fought during the year 3054 which started with the defense of the Marmalade outpost on planet E-M-U. The battle started strong for the Australian marines who succeeded in defend the outpost time and time again, however supplies slowly became an issue with crayon packs slowly disappearing attack after attack. After 55 days of defense the outpost was on it’s last legs. The outpost was saved however thanks to the RAN Sydney’s arrival. However some historians report that the Sydney did not come for a rescue mission of the outpost but rather for the rare and expensive crayon packs that Marmalade outpost frequently received due to the harsh living grounds of planet Emu.
was that a reference to 55 days at peking?!?!?!!?1511?1?11!111!1!!21!!!!?1?1
sorry if im acting kinda cringe, anyway
its really well written bro, good job
ah 55 days, i see waht you did there
@@TheGruntPieceIsReal thought the exact same thing
the year was 1900, tis worth remembering, the men who lived through!
This Intro was so well done! Loved it when I saw it for the first time.
I am so glad you used the Klandethu Drop theme for this, because this for some reason just feels like a Starship Troopers scene, just with modern soldiers and emus instead of Mobile Infantry and Arachnids
Thank you for this. As an Australian it’s really frustrating to see the first emu being remembered as some silly thing the aussies did but people seem to forget the second one ever happened and how intense it actually was to get those crayons.
Honestly thought it was a movie 😂 loved that the Yankees came to help the Aussies
They came to find crayons XD
And a Pack of Crayons they did X,D
I’m an Aussie. And the crayons aren’t what we eat...hehe...it’s playdoh
You missed the bit about NZ dropping its nuclear arsenal on Melbourne. No Emu's, just felt like it after the pavlova/ phar lap/ crowded house thing.
-Starship troopers or Attack on titan?
-yes
Having Starship Troopers play was the most crucial thing for this to be perfect haha
Love the BF3 Marine voice lines 👌🏻😁
I first watched this on my flip phone at the gym. I was dying with laughter and everyone was staring. I didn't care; this is the greatest cinematic experience I have ever seen.
The starship troopers music took this over the top! Haha
we miss you squid boy
Starship trooper's theme is a really nice touch, nicely done !
This is what all Australians have to live through every hour of every day
Never question a US Marine's resolve to find some good ol' Crayolas.
2:15
"Sarge, I don't get it."
"Neither do i."
As a Marine I’m ngl the end made me cheer too
the starship troopers music is killing me. Absolutely bloody fantastic mate
The use of the Starship Troopers music is genius
This was an absolute masterpiece! When the Marines showed up and dropped from the boats was the greatest until they were looking for crayons. Absolutely great!!!
the ausies started a war on emu's and america got involved for a pack of crayons lmao
I love how the emus body stacks on the walls seems realistic, definitely need a mod for this in squad
Haha XD
its beautiful, i literally cried when the marines landed
Glory to all Australian heroes,who protected their Homeland
But its the emus homeland
@@rapidingh723
Seems like we have a traitor
The Squad we wanted but never got
Hope you’re doin alright, miss your videos
Mate, this is unbelievably good. I have no idea how you so the fine editing and magic with Squad, but I love it and can't wait to see more content!
That Starshiptroopers soundtrack just made this too serious XDDD
Those brave Australians that fought against the Emus will for always be known as true heroes. Takes guts to go up against such a feared enemy.
The Starship Troopers music!
This the best cinematography I've seen recently. Thanks for the laughs.
I am so proud to be a part of humanity
Took me a few minutes to stop laughing after seeing the ending. Great Job.
Didn't realise I was gonna wake up today and watch the absolute greatest cinematic masterpiece ever. Actually in stitches
The starship troopers ost fits perfectly
This is the funniest damn thing ive seen in a while. Thanks.
I just want to say this is one of the greatest videos ever made
2:09 This is what happens if you let seamen/seawoman and US Marines work in Area 51.
inovattion is the key to sucsess in any battle ...........pray and weep for the aussies and the oppression under the emu menace
the sheer cinematography in this three-minute meme video is astounding. good job, dude.
Yeah I could see marines doing this for crayons
as an aussie, i approve this video. AND I WANT TO SEE MORE
1:20 - Those emu physics. 🤣
This is one of the single greatest videos I have ever witnessed. Pls. More.
Man did what even marvel can't do now these days, making a brilliant story that's only 5 minutes long
GREAT WAR.
AND I CANNOT TAKE MORE
@@cobrageneral556 GREAT TOUR
@@IsmatDragovichZ I KEEP ON MARCHING ON
@@cobrageneral556 I PLAY THE GREAT SCORE
@@IsmatDragovichZ THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE
Great vid! I love the vibe and the animation
How the hell was this 4 minutes better than the entire second Starship Troopers movie?
I got really drawn into the story.... didnt see that ending coming lol
A cinematic masterpiece
This was the youtube video you needed, not the one you searched for.
The part where they flew in the carrier just killed me xD
When the quartermaster runs out of the most essential good.
Those brave men and emus
Such a a heartwarming story
If those emus could fly those soldiers would have been ducked
All jokes aside, this is the most badass thing ive ever seen.
Greetings from Russia! Glad to see our stereotypes about Australia are true. Wish you luck with this bloody Emu crisis, hope you'll get some crayons for yourself 💪🇭🇲
Careful, the EMU Special Forces are going to support Ukraine ...
@@jabberwocky1707 I think its terrible idea. There's no emu in Ukraine nor crayons too. Only russian artillery and helicopters, probably some spetznas if you can walk through mine fields, avoiding snipers
@@user-ve1gc9kd9y you do know that there's emu spies in Ukraine right? Have you been living under a rock?
@@user-ve1gc9kd9y emus are worse
The Australians new they where going to have high casualties so they stole the Marines Crayons and made it look like the Emus stole it. Affectively knowing it will piss the Marines off and they would come kill who ever stole their snacks. Clever.
This needs to be a show on RUclips.
I’d pay to watch this.
@@rogeliorodriguez8518 lol watching Australia high command trying to plan the war and some Sergent says hey why don't we get the Americans to help us. And coming up with the idea of stealing the Marines crayons
The use of Klendathu Drop is just *Chef's kiss*
I’ve never even seen your channel before and this had me ugly laughing take my sub