Jimmy Kimmel Pitches to Shark Tank
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2015
- Jimmy visits the set of “Shark Tank” to pitch his latest and greatest ideas to the sharks.
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Jimmy Kimmel Pitches to Shark Tank
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"It costs about $30 to make and we're selling for $29.99."
TheRenownedReviewer that part got me 😂😂😂😂
Profit
It's profit if tax is added on
- Infamous - actually no because the tax goes to the government not the private company’s lol
Stonks!!!
you can tell this is fake because barbara didn't go out within the first two minutes
yea true
It was just a TRP stunt
R/woosh
THE NV SHOW r/woooosh stupid
We'll give you $1 for a 0% stake and in return you can to get out of our show.
Just kidding still love your show Jimmy
lori's serious "jimmy how are you getting the lemon into fish?" killed me
Duh
The lemon eats the fish
I’m not going to lie I would definitely buy the hats for fruit 😂
same
Same here 😂
Same 🤣
It looks fun to have
Imagine a gang of hatted fruit chilling in your fridge. It'd be a joy to just open and see them haha
Does that hurt the child's head?
Jimmy: *who cares*
A kid ran out in front of me today.
Had to stop real quick...if only they had the safety kid cone
Richard Philpot if only
😂😂😂😂
Jimmy could have handled that better:
"Yes but not as bad as getting hit by a freaking truck!"
👲
Barbara: This product is brilliant and will make millions and for that reason, I'm out...
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I don't know how jimmy gets through this without laughing.
Jimmy Kimmel makes no one laugh, not even himself.
@@ohger1I mean u are right u are a nobody and he didn’t make u laugh so, he couldn’t make nobody laugh 🫵🫵🤣
The way he said “30 million dollars” with such a straight face had me rolling 😆
Everyone is just ripping on Barbara
And for that reason, I’m out.
Lol omg 😂
Im pissing my pants to every single on of these comments.
🤣🤣🤣
My favorite, as you tricked me. I didnt think it was a joke until the end.
AHAHAHAH
"hello I'm Tanner but I can't see" 😂😂😂😂
Hello 🙂
The way tanner says it 😭😭😭
@@macklineviegas270 😭
“Jimmy how does it work”
“Put the cone over the kids head”
"I'm looking for $30 million for a 2% stake."
Barbara: "You got a deal! And for that reason, I'm out."
Reeeeeeeee
I'm laughing too hard at this. cost $30 to make it and we're selling it for $29.99 😂😂😂
That was my favorite part! XD
when I feel depressed I re-watch this.
HE’S A CROOK HE’S A CON ARTIST
losing 1 cent for each unit he sells
That's what all the new tech startups are actually doing to gain market shares. I would guess Uber Eats is still in that phase, Amazon has been for a long time, Netflix too. So Kimmel is a genius!
I lost it when he said it costs 30 and he was selling them for 29.99
Same
+Manyu Madhar-Mehta lol actually he's losing one cent for every cone sold
plus tax i mean thats a lot
mid orfeed tax goes to the government
xotwod
You have got to admit, it takes as much ingenuity to make up these hilarious ideas as it takes to make up good ones
My boy guermo got the rizz 😂
My name is Barbara and for that reason I'm out.
My name is out and for that reason I am Barbara.
Even here lol
Idk why people are trolling Barbara. Can anyone educate me about this ??
Max Gottfried I’m dead 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
He actually has a good point with the hats for fruit.
Yes really
I want one lol
Doritos are gonna have to come out with some sort of hat to compete
I actually want one😂
Its on the same line as we have umbrellas for our drinks. It is actually a pretty good idea.
He said 3 million then 30 million 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭💀
"Jimmy, this idea is poopoo on a stick"
"Which brings me to my next idea. Poopoo on a stick"
🤣
am i the only one who actually liked the hat on the fruit? 😂😂
Lori got too excited for that banana
This comment should stay liked at 69... Nice
Been funnier if he made a little army helmet for the banana :P
my nuts were on the fruit on the hat
No, I would totally buy them.
Look at mark he was genuinely interested in investing he was writing
Probably doodling
Islam Hani I’m almost positive he’s just doodling when he writes stuff down to make it look likes he’s serious
@@kaitlynparis6803 I liked your comment so you can have one like more than the comment above yours
Goes to show that half the time they're probably just doodling 😂
I would legitimately buy a hat for fruit lol. They look nice and if you had them in a fruit bowl all your visitors would wonder about it
Barbara after the pitch: Boy, those guys were bad! How did they get on the show?
Producer: Barb you realize that that was a satirical pitch right?
watch him bring something genius to the shark tank and just troll the sharks for making fun of his other inventions
What's he waiting on? Haha
yeah but they're a TV show and that's part of the whole gag.
I still respect the sharks' actions. Just because Jimmy's new idea could be good doesn't mean the sharks should've liked his previous bad ideas. The sharks will only be happy at good ideas, not bad ones.
Samah Samiee they aren't making fun of him, they are taking part in the joke that Jimmy is making
Little Kid Inside VLC Media Player™
😁😂
lmao
We all know why we used to download VLC player!
David Jit what is your comment about
notafanboy 😂😂😂😂😂
No one mentioning Guillermo squirting that lemon in his eye, that got me rolling
6:17 me anytime one of my homies doesn't reply to my texts.
"Have you ever taken an IQ test?"
"Have you ever made a deal on this show?"
Roasted.
damn lol best roast ever
Yes she has made deals on the show
I Sad it's a Barbara joke my boy
@@johnfkennedy4233 the joke explain
"How much are you looking for?"
"I'm looking for *30 million dollars*"
Lmao
Seems legit
Kostas Sterling i
not on my screen
pole cat
2:10 Hello I’m Tanner but I can’t see
LMAO!
Entrepreneur: inhales
Barbra: I’m out
Does the traffic cone bit remind anyone else of Toy Story 2 lmao
Yes totally rofl
Angus Beef Sandwich thats where he got that idea from dauh
Angus Beef Sandwich now I'm gonna watch toy story 😂😂😂
Angus Beef Sandwich. no you reminded me. check my music out will you
Obviously
The sad thing is "Hats for fruit" is a better idea than most of the products in Shark Tank
ikr
We have pet rock and bottled air Those did extremely well. Could totally do hats for fruit.
Captain Obvious I agree. I would love that. Especially for my little one!
Absolutely not true
'Most' is an exaggeration but yeah, in the words of Kevin, many ideas on the show deserve to be taken behind the barn and shot. Some are surprisingly good though.
Even in a fake episode, Barbara was the first to go out...
They should have Joe (impractical jokers) present an idea to them.
The way i would be glued into that episode laughing before he even comes thru door 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Vaibhav Thapliyal or any of the impractical jokers, I actually have an idea, they should have sal pitch a product that helps keep kittens away from people
@@jadenlaurent hahahahaha, great idea.
5:36
"they really suck"
*cone kid bows head in sadness in the corner*
I can't breathe 😂😂
Bahahahah
Lmfao
Cone kid’s afraid to leave the cone
"It costs about $30 to make and we're selling for $29.99."
Sad cone noises
cant tell if Barbara is genuinely interested and asking serious questions
And for that reason, I'm out.
eStone petition to get the response more likes then the original comment
@@CuroxX I signed
She’s not the brightest
@@fj1914 i think she doesnt watch or knows Jimmys shows and job.
The other were having fun except for her .
I actually genuinely liked the hats for fruit thing. It'd be cool to have a bowl of fruit with hats on all of them lol
LOL when Barbra threw the fruit I couldn’t help but laugh. and when she said “have u ever taken and IQ tests” I JUST LOST IT
yo I'd actually buy some of those fruit hats if they were super cheap
Subject 13 you're too cheap and for that readon im so out!
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Why? Lmao
Me too I would also buy some 😂
Subject 13 I’m the 1000th like
“Does it hurt the child’s head”
Jimmy: .....”who cares really”
That had me 💀
😭😭
😂😂😂😂
nah health ain't a joke. you prolly a goof american burger
Kind of makes me wonder how much awesome comedy I miss everyday
Genuinely great ideas with a fair evaluation. I am surprised Jimmy didn't get investors. I laughed out loud, Jimmy's son in the cone? a real trooper.
That's not Jimmy's son lol. Jimmy's son is called Billy. It's either an actor or a nephew.
"It costs $30 to make and we're selling it for $29.99" Lol
They didn't even comment on that!
Lol…it’s funny because it’s true 😅
Many inexperienced entrepreneurs aren’t selling their items above what it actually costs to make them because they don’t know their true costs
That was a low blow by Barbara
You know that all of it is staged and scripted, right ?
+TheNurahh Not the sharks?
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martinezandy15 fr. Called jimmy stupid and then stole his friend.
Kolbe maddox got me hard at the end
Thinking about it, wouldn’t hats on bananas and stuff, make them actually interesting for kids?
Yes but you'd get stabbed eating them
Zig Znagol Remove the stick? They are able to have fun with their hat putting it on their heads to collect different types? Like a space helmet, etc.
I love how the sharks are so damn serious on their show but are able to see that this is supposed to be a joke, and they have a great sense of humor for it.
The problem with the lemon in the fishbowl is that it will take a long time for the tiny fish to eat the entire lemon. On top of the fact that we have to wait for the fish to grow as well. And plus, how do we even know that all fish like lemon? There's just too many variables and for that reason Im out.
jony bob were you actually considering that idea
kidohx Of course not.
+kidohx well obviously he's not anymore did you even read the comment
He was mocking the sharks... pff
😂😂😂
I love how Mark is taking notes on this crap in the background. XD
its supposed to be "real"
I’d low key buy some fruit hats 😂
The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. Successful people do daily what the unsuccessful only do occasionally
You're right ma, thanks for introducing me to expert Bambi Alex of financial education
Most people don't invest due to ignorance
There are scammers but real brokers are out there for investors
People are scared of investing because of high rate of scam in the business
I think I'm blessed because if not I wouldn't have met someone who is as spectacular as expert Mrs Bambi Alex
Id actually be interested in the fruit hats
Malseph same
I’m more interested in horse pants for cows. If Jimmy slightly pivoted, he might have had instant success in the bovine dairy market.
@@AkireMaru sincere question - why do you think it withdrawal work for cows, in asking in terms of utility
@@AkireMaru no way, that's ridiculous...horse pants for cows lol
@@aspiknf milking cows have large unsightly teats so covering them up would be more socially acceptable
Even though it's a joke, Barbara still the first one to say I'm out 😂😂😂
She’s the old school comparison of todays modern ‘Karen’s’
its funny how she wasnt impressed with kimmel at all
"It cost about 30$ to make, and we're selling them for 29.99$" hahahhahahhaha
This video is so good because he's so monotone and deadpan when he makes the sales pitch.
"Putting hats on fruit?! That was *_my_* idea."
-- _Ben Carson_
+fidorover "I forgot my invention's blueprints on the computer at the local library, but what difference at this point does it make?"
- Hilary Clinton
+fidorover "Yes, I was there. I am the witness"
--Brian Williams
"Hello" - Jesus
The dying fruit industry is an embarrassment to our country's economy- Donald Trump
+Satch Patch :(
“Do you think I would come in here without accredited laboratory testing on any of my products?”
“Yes”
“How dare you”
"I hate the idea, But I love the Mexican" I love how he just runs over and hugs her
She did not say "" that
That brings me to my next idea, poo poo on a stick lmao
i'd buy
He really needs to do this every season 😂😂😂
Football_Girl21 Agreed! 😅😅😅😅
nah
I would say every episode
Hats of to this guy not for buisness but for making us laugh its tuff job to make anyone laugh and entertain
This is literally the street crossing scene in Toy Story 2
I kind of want to put a hat on my fruit now
"Oh hey look it's judas " LMFAOOOOOO
Mellocitii Music HOLY CRAPPY I JUST GOT THAT WHEN I READ UR COMMENT HAHAHAHA. SATAAAAN!!
Urbvn Cloud Music LMAO I was dying when he said that
Nspali
I don't get it
adam same :/
5:10 *among us sus theme intensifies*
when he said $30 million i legit spat my food out onto the screen lol
“Can I go bump into something”
Awh I love him.
Inside the cone is a monitor for the kid to see
I felt so bad for the kid LOL he was just standing there
Paid actors lol
Don't be. He's got paid big bucks.
i did he was burning up in that cone
Yh guys I was gonna comment as well the kid is definitely making easy money from this
He was getting v bucks after all of that for fortnite
Barbara : I'm Out
Pitcher : but I don't say anything yet.
This pitch had me dying laughing!
Barbara: Have you ever taken an IQ test? And for that reason I’m out.
He should've included Matt Damon in this segment it would've been funnier
Cher Horowitz They ran out of time. Apologies to Matt Damon 😂
Why would that have been funnier??? That Matt Damon feud is no longer funny
Haha
Wtf where can I buy a fruit hat 😂
He should run through the doors next time as Jimmy is presenting and everyone will be like “Sorry Matt we ran out of time”
"I'm Out...And for that, I'm Barbara"
Hats on a fruit?
How much do you seek?
*30 million dollars*
😂😂😂
Edit:thanks for nearly 700 likes. Most ever
😂😂😂😂
C.A.O.V Corp.2 it was 30 mil
Exquisiteller Gaming lmao
on* a fruit
Exquisiteller Gaming 30 mil*
LOL! I love how Robert is just casually eating the fruit 😂😂😂 5:34
And shares none with Lori
This just shows how trully functional the pruduct is hahahhahaha
Yeah he's always eating something
He should have pitched Guillermo as his last product at the end ngl
The hats for fruits was actually quite intriguing 😂🤦♂️ but hilarious at the same time.. this could be a good theme for parties and decorating 😂
When Guilermo squeezed the lemon, LMAO
It cost about $30 dollars to make, and we're selling them for 29.99
I missed those day when Kimmel was just about brilliant comedy.
Well those days are gone.
thinly veiled political shitposting. We get it.
Honestly that fruit hat idea is genius😂😂
Nobody is gonna talk ab how that kid just stayed in that corner the whole time
Child labor
You didn't notice the adults guided him whenever he had to move?! How legitimately idiotic are you. Do you think it would have been safe for him to move around blind?
BanthemOnCraftcadia chill
@@christopherfox7987 nah. It takes less then two braincells to figure that out.
That’s not what he was saying
5:40 ?, wow Barbara. That's something I would've expected from Kevin
Agree
+ExotikZBoy17 Kevin can be mean but he also has a good side. Barabara I think she is fake most of times
😂
it doesnt matter it was staged anyway
cole train I doubt it was staged. It was obviously a joke tho
Robert: How does it work?
Jimmy: Just put it over the kid's head 😂
The fact that Guillermo actually got on Barbara’s good side is astonishing. I didn’t know she had one.
guillermo: immediately abandons his business partner without even thinking
barbara: he’s so loyal!
she was talking about tanner lol
No wonder why Kimmel called him Judas lol
5:36
"they really suck"
cone kid bows head in sadness in the corner
I can't breathe 😂😂
he said it cost $30 to make and sells it for $29.99 😂😂 lmao
I love how the kid is just standing silently in the cone the whole time
2020, watching this for the first time and it’s gotta be my favourite Kimmel skit yet!!
"Hello may I speak with Steph Curry"
"Sure dial 73-9"
"I did and there was no ring"
well of course it wouldn't ring 73-9 isn't a valid phone number you're missing 4 digits
+Chris Humphers 73-9 would be an extension not a full phone number.
+Chris Humphers no really!!!!!😑😑
xD Omg this is amazing
Well actually, it did ring once a while back. We're waiting right now, and I think if I dial again, it'll have the potential to ring many times in a row.
"Oh look who's here? Judas!"😂😂😂
lauren chamberlain why do I come across this the exact fricking moment that he says that
😅😅😂😂😂😂 please do more of these episodes please jimmyyyyyyyyy it’s so dam funny!!
3:00 “Timmy what is that cOst” lol she voice crack!
Dang, when i was watching the baby pig video my kid jumped in a gorilla pit
LMAOOOO
Kyle Westra W
LOL
Can you send me your name and address. I would like to send you a business card.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
If he actually made hats for fruit so many people would buy that
😈I liked so now ur on 70 likes
you're*
500th like
If I went to someone’s house and saw hats on fruit, I’d instantly believe that those people have wonderfully fun personalities 😂
Lol Robert is eating his banana with the hat 😂😂
I love this quote "Hello, my name is tanner and I can't see"
Barbara: I like your comedy and I find you funny and brilliant. For that reason I'm out