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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @greulich9635
    @greulich9635 3 года назад +43

    10:42 you are talking about Dong Zhou, a famously overweight and cruel warlord from the time of the three kingdoms. He was called to the capital to quell and uprising and found it on fire. So, instead, he captured the city and the emperor, declared himself regent and started opressing everyone, which he could because his adopted son, Lu Bu was an absolute chad of the battlefield and never lost.
    His rule came to an end when he tried to steal his sons wife and got stabbed to death instead.
    Legends say, he was so overweight and oily that when they set him on fire, his body kept burning for days.

    • @CChissel
      @CChissel 3 года назад

      Do you know the story of the assassination attempt on the first emperor Qin? Crazy shit and funny.

  • @etlttc353
    @etlttc353 3 года назад +28

    Pandas are actually carnivorous
    A weird mutation in their dna made them eat bamboo and they don't like the taste of meat anymore
    Or so i heard
    Not 100% sure but it's weird enough to be true

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @nanaya7e433
      @nanaya7e433 3 года назад +7

      I don't know if that particular factoid is true, but it does sound very plausible considering how much of an evolutional failure pandas are.

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад

      @@nanaya7e433 ooof

    • @etlttc353
      @etlttc353 3 года назад

      @@nanaya7e433 yep

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 3 года назад +4

      It’s 100% true. And while pandas aren’t normally aggressive and just want to be left alone, if annoyed or threatened they can be extremely dangerous. They are still bears despite their unusual diet, and should be treated as such. (And wild pandas are actually rather clever evolutionarily, no more a failure than koalas, and have an intense sex drive, they just don’t like being watched and apparently require the female to have her pick of males. As zoos tend to not support putting combative males in relatively small enclosures where they can’t escape each other, it’s tricky to successfully trigger the breeding instinct in captive populations.)

  • @gabrielclark1425
    @gabrielclark1425 3 года назад +3

    I only just realized this, but Daji may have actually saved that peasant's life by amputating frostbitten limbs... could be historical revisionism to justify a power grab, like "let them eat cake".

  • @nanaya7e433
    @nanaya7e433 3 года назад +8

    13:37 That is the Polish złoty (translates to 'golden') my friend.

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад +1

      ooh so like bulgarian zlato cool !

    • @nanaya7e433
      @nanaya7e433 3 года назад +2

      @@Proftrof Yeah, both languages are distantly related so it makes sense that there are similarities like that.

  • @Maioly
    @Maioly 3 года назад +3

    10:23 fun fact!
    in somewhat relation to my other comment, Da Ji is actually a playable character in the Dynasty Warriors spin off series Warriors Orochi
    where she is one of the main villains of the first game, and secondary villain on all others.

  • @dayanmoraes791
    @dayanmoraes791 3 года назад +8

    16:29 don’t worry sseth,we are preparing our invasion in korean servers
    Also,nice civilization 1 reference prof

  • @Lapeno456
    @Lapeno456 3 года назад +2

    funfact, here in Perú torrenting contributes a part of the local economy due to piracy consumption, wich also led to companies like PlayStation Sony to rule the local gaming market due to being pirated AF until the mid 2000´s making it popular.

  • @TOBI10795
    @TOBI10795 3 года назад +4

    16:45 this is so true for every country that isnt North America

  • @justauser5674
    @justauser5674 2 года назад

    I'm not sure if you can see this, but That "Classroom" is the native Uigur population being reeducated. Of otherwise called the funny WW Two Camps.

  • @echoesinthevoid4663
    @echoesinthevoid4663 3 года назад +4

    Nós somos inevitáveis!

  • @zaregoto6022
    @zaregoto6022 3 года назад +6

    Btw the picture sseth used for daji is not actually her. It's wu zetian, she's also quite fucked up like daji but more power hungry since daji was just a sadistic psychopath
    Also after daji died and most people made her a malevolent evil fox demon. Which is basically the chinese equivalent of Tamamo no mae but the difference is that tamamo no mae wasn't insane and sadist and actually a good wife to the emperor

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад

      Huh thank you for the info !

    • @greulich9635
      @greulich9635 3 года назад +1

      @@Proftrof Wu Zetian was quite...well... let's just say that every emperor had a obelisk erected in their honour, decorated with their acomplishments. Wu's was left blank.

  • @zaregoto6022
    @zaregoto6022 3 года назад +8

    You should check out Dawn of war Ultimate Apocalypse Mod review by Mandalore

  • @Irimu_
    @Irimu_ 3 года назад +1

    Daiji really is a good representative of... I dont know, like a 1/10 of doujin females.

  • @TheUltimateShade667
    @TheUltimateShade667 3 года назад +1

    Da ji has also been depicted as the nine tailed fox spirit in some depictions. Also, I just started watching sword art online, and I binged the first 2 seasons in 2 days. I actually have no clue where the hate comes from, its a very well produced show, and the end of season 2 had me crying like a little bitch.

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад

      The hate is more of a meme at this point i did not find it that amazing but at the same time it aint trash so dont worry mate enjoy what you enjoy

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow 3 года назад +2

      It's kinda bait and switch on you. It build up as this MMORPG death get that suddenly ends mid way through season 1. Then second part of season 1 was extra ass because MC basically cheats and everything feels pointless.
      At that point it gained lot of hate because it was so popular for how mediocre it was.
      And also became really meme too with GGO in seasons 2 lol.

    • @TheUltimateShade667
      @TheUltimateShade667 3 года назад

      @@RexZShadow GGO was my fav part of the series until war of the underworld.

  • @Maioly
    @Maioly 3 года назад

    14:50 yes I know, Ryusolger sucks, but I think at the time of this video we didnt have the glorious insanity of kiramager yet

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Год назад

    6:01 Facts. I don't understand....How the hell did ancient china amass such large armies but the west couldn't. Aside from like the Roman Empire. But medieval west couldn't.

  • @exseed7733
    @exseed7733 3 года назад

    The most spoken words of any sseth fan "god damnit sseth"

  • @-__._._.__-
    @-__._._.__- 3 года назад

    A Panda is still a bear

  • @VGGuy95
    @VGGuy95 3 года назад +1

    I think its more likely that you feel like you know little about Chinese history because its very long and convoluted, as in like you would probably need a two semester course on just Chinese history to understand it well. That's why in world history class I think they just summarize alot of it. For, the only real part of Chinese history I know extremely well is maybe like Qin dynasty, because its so short, and the Three Kingdoms period (because of Dynasty Warriors lol).
    There's a pretty good video made by the channel Cogito on the History of Ancient China, though I do realize you already have a few hundred bookmarks of recommended vids already so this can probably go on the backburner lol.

  • @knucklesdark4056
    @knucklesdark4056 3 года назад

    11:39
    > I wonder which one is worse...
    Wonna try out for yourself?
    P.S. I saw in one of my neighbor town a bull statue, idk, if it's bronze or some other metal, but its like 1.6 meter tall and probably hollow inside. They also had an elephant statue with somewhere similar size. The key word HAD.

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад

      Umm no im good lol

  • @ivokonstantinidis9438
    @ivokonstantinidis9438 3 года назад +2

    There's three kingdoms total war, but it's one of the new total war and is obviously not as good as the older ones. By the way, did you know that Troy total war was developed by a bulgarian studio?

    • @ivokonstantinidis9438
      @ivokonstantinidis9438 3 года назад

      13:38 By the way the currency is a polish Zloty. It's seems my Boi Sseth has an obsession with Poland.

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад

      Yeah but from what ive seen of troy it aint that good .

    • @ivokonstantinidis9438
      @ivokonstantinidis9438 3 года назад

      It's pretty bad unfortunately

  • @rpgmafia8363
    @rpgmafia8363 3 года назад

    european army 1600 : 30-150 k China army 1600 : 150-500k

  • @Maioly
    @Maioly 3 года назад +1

    3:10 there is one, total war: three kingdoms
    the most explored period of chinese history (Dynasty Warriors, Romance of the three kingdoms and countless other games set in it)
    well, 'history'
    based on a historical novel (romance of the three kingdoms, not to be confused with the strategy and historical life sim game series of the same name) commissioned by an ancient emperor about even ancient-er times
    Only he commissioned it so that the writer would casually change facts around to glorify a pro-imperial vision, taking the BIGGEST most backstabbing, assholish, bastard of scumbags and turning him into the virtuous hero... because he MIGHT have had some relation to the imperial bloodline and used that as an excuse for everything he did (even if it was not true)
    while, meanwhile, taking the guy who was arguably the hero back then, a man years ahead of his time, fighting to end the ridiculously levels of corruption and make the overall goverment more effective and less breakdown-prone, with no regards for outdated traditions or such bullshit... and turning him into a mustache twirling villain who gets humiliated at every chance they can have him be humiliated.
    Oh, and also giving the scumbag new protagonist's brother a bunch of made up historical feats, or stealing historical feats from other people and giving it to him, to the point where said brother is now worshiped as the ACTUAL chinese god of war, based on the novel alone... though to be fair, the novel is so goddamn popular it distorts actual historical perception to this day to the point where its more or less taken as fact by some.
    Enough that there are no games based on the historical events (the closet we get is total war three kingdoms having a realistic alternate mode... that really does not do that much to match historical events)
    Fun ACTUAL historical fact from the period, not taken from the novel but from actual historical records
    This one badass called Zhang Liao held off a much larger force with a smaller one for several days, at one point getting his army completely surrounded... only to fight his way out of the encirclement single-handedly...
    ONLY to realize he left his army behind, FIGHT HIS WAY BACK IN AND THEN OUT AGAIN WITH HIS ARMY THIS TIME.
    Dude was such a badass the he became the boogieman for the opposite kingdom, with mothers telling their children to behave or he would come to take them in the night.

    • @Proftrof
      @Proftrof  3 года назад

      jesus wtf did they make that guy out of

  • @Lapeno456
    @Lapeno456 3 года назад +1

    BnP Idol is fucking difficult to run tho

  • @RinrinFran
    @RinrinFran 3 года назад +1

    Noice noice

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Год назад

    14:35 Sword Art Online is bad but Strike witches is okay? Bruh 💀

  • @lop90ful1
    @lop90ful1 3 года назад +1

    Zł = złoty. A polish currency.

  • @dynamosaurusimperious6341
    @dynamosaurusimperious6341 3 года назад

    Lovely

  • @waffle5489
    @waffle5489 3 года назад

    CHINA