Schmeltz Herring calls talkSPORT - one of our funniest EVER calls

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @geem4973
    @geem4973 4 года назад +1049

    The bit when he tries to count in 2 voices at same time ,realises he can’t do it and gives up at 2 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deletebilderberg
    @deletebilderberg 4 года назад +574

    Hannah Herring. São Paulo’s finest.
    God bless you.

  • @76HabeasCorpus
    @76HabeasCorpus 2 года назад +276

    To come up with the name "Shmeltz" on the fly, along with his commitment to the bit is comedy genius.

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 5 лет назад +874

    Heard this live whilst driving. Might be the funniest few minutes of my life.

    • @manchesterandyful
      @manchesterandyful 4 года назад +5

      Me too 😂😂

    • @questionitall3053
      @questionitall3053 4 года назад +5

      I concur, I was rolling listening to this live. Absolute classic.

    • @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon
      @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon 3 года назад +20

      I’d have crashed and burned and have died. I have tears in my eyes every time i listen to this thing my god this just tickles my idiot mind so much

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 3 года назад

      @@manchesterandyful 👍🏾

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 3 года назад

      @@questionitall3053 Absolutely

  • @dylancraft1006
    @dylancraft1006 3 года назад +468

    Credit to Kev for seeing that out, full commitment to the lie 😂

  • @liquidzeulll4634
    @liquidzeulll4634 4 года назад +725

    I don't clap for the NHS, I clap for Schmeltz risking his life to serve the nation, your a hero Mr Herring.

    • @DanFernandesBenficaSaint
      @DanFernandesBenficaSaint 3 года назад +7

      *you’re*

    • @Rockstarnic88
      @Rockstarnic88 3 года назад +9

      @@DanFernandesBenficaSaint fun police

    • @Miag_vip
      @Miag_vip 2 года назад +8

      @@DanFernandesBenficaSaint Bet you still wear a mask.

    • @Miag_vip
      @Miag_vip 2 года назад

      @Steven Dawson Is that your attempt of an insult? Bit weird. 🤪

    • @Miag_vip
      @Miag_vip 2 года назад

      @Steven Dawson Well people who continue to wear those pointless masks are idiots, so my previous comment is accurate.

  • @SomeNextDan
    @SomeNextDan 5 лет назад +280

    Schmelts my heart.

  • @lukegessner6784
    @lukegessner6784 4 года назад +391

    I'm from Sao Paolo and I went to school with Hannah Herring. Her name then was Hannah de Tuna. All of this is true.

  • @IndecentExposure.
    @IndecentExposure. 3 года назад +565

    Imagine they're just a weird family and these 2 guys are brutal 🤣🤣

    • @scarface7142
      @scarface7142 3 года назад +3

      I think that’s true 😂😂

    • @tesleemhussein5217
      @tesleemhussein5217 2 года назад

      @@nice-1299 you won't be laughing when they get sued somehow 💀

  • @Tundey
    @Tundey 4 года назад +257

    Kevin is the best. "very good boy". Doesn't know his numbers but excellent with voices 😂

  • @praveeshachapman677
    @praveeshachapman677 3 года назад +50

    Schmeltz herring is a great man. Always converses with me at the tills in Tesco.

  • @Travla_94
    @Travla_94 Год назад +71

    I come back to this at least every 3 months and it has me in tears everytime. No lie 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bennybrinsdon217
      @bennybrinsdon217 Год назад +4

      Brilliant ain't it hahaha 😆 it popped up again on RUclips I had to watch cracks me up he's a genius 😄 🤣 I would love to meet the family hahaha

    • @MarcelMontoya
      @MarcelMontoya Год назад +1

      @@bennybrinsdon217 same here. This video made me laugh way more than I expected 😂

    • @beesfoot
      @beesfoot Год назад +2

      Same, and each time I laugh at different bits!

    • @welshlad6427
      @welshlad6427 Год назад +1

      Same. It’s genius 😂

    • @GoDoddsStudios
      @GoDoddsStudios 5 месяцев назад

      Reminder to give it another watch lad 😂

  • @HavendaleBlvd80
    @HavendaleBlvd80 5 лет назад +137

    The Herring's are a lovely bunch.

  • @amcoutdoors
    @amcoutdoors 4 года назад +89

    This family live a few doors down from us and they're one of the most genuine and loving families you'll meet

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime 3 года назад +24

      Is that you shmeltz?

    • @grahammosdall5442
      @grahammosdall5442 3 года назад +12

      There's something fishy about this comment

    • @rickardinho
      @rickardinho 2 года назад +12

      @@grahammosdall5442 it’s a red herring

    • @martinpower6254
      @martinpower6254 2 года назад +2

      Lies Kevin and smhelz here in my kitchen in Ireland

    • @akhan6778
      @akhan6778 Год назад

      Oh yeah Adam, I remember when you had a crush on Hannah Herring 👍🏼

  • @kieranw4114
    @kieranw4114 5 лет назад +341

    When ‘Hannah’ comes on I Lose it 😂😂

  • @ThePodghostPodcast
    @ThePodghostPodcast 3 года назад +86

    CLASSIC - IVE WATCHED THIS 10000 TIMES , AND LOVE IT MORE EACH TIME = HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • @tommypalace1723
    @tommypalace1723 5 лет назад +368

    “Weird family mate” 😂😂😂

    • @davelewis6256
      @davelewis6256 5 лет назад

      Tommy Palace 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jammyvlogs3221
      @jammyvlogs3221 4 года назад +2

      Its the same person dude...😄😄😄

    • @damienduff7471
      @damienduff7471 3 года назад +14

      @@jammyvlogs3221 nice one dude

    • @azbypa8512
      @azbypa8512 3 года назад +8

      @@jammyvlogs3221 wait what? Is itt

    • @leepanthers1758
      @leepanthers1758 3 года назад +1

      Weird but hilarious 😆

  • @questionitall3053
    @questionitall3053 4 года назад +269

    Oh man! I remember listening to this live. I was rolling with laughter. Goldstein and Cundy are by far the best pairing on the air, classic.

    • @samalo2953
      @samalo2953 4 года назад +1

      better than Mike Parry and Mike Graham ?

    • @BennyH11
      @BennyH11 3 года назад +1

      @@samalo2953 Good one

    • @doombrush
      @doombrush 2 года назад

      I heard it live too 😀😀😀😀😀

    • @samalo2953
      @samalo2953 Год назад

      @@Varley-k1n If they did, I bet it was Parry's fault for insisting he's Rooney's dad.🤣

  • @beesfoot
    @beesfoot Год назад +16

    I don't think Andy will ever have a moment of greater happiness in his life than when he found out that he could speak to Hannah!

  • @busydad4858
    @busydad4858 2 года назад +26

    LOL fair play to this kid
    Kept it up and gave us all a laugh

  • @darrenshiels4963
    @darrenshiels4963 4 года назад +90

    This never ever gets boring. Some great voices and comebacks. Love it

  • @tay92_
    @tay92_ 5 лет назад +250

    Imagine how different this call would have been if Goldstein never asked for the parent’s consent.

  • @deangoldenberg1132
    @deangoldenberg1132 4 года назад +143

    Imagine driving and listening to this live i would crash probably from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angrosvenor2967
    @angrosvenor2967 4 года назад +89

    "Can I speak to Hannah Herring please?"
    "Please say yes!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeniseStevens1203
    @DeniseStevens1203 3 года назад +88

    OMG this is amazing, when ever I am having a bad day I put this on and it cheers me up everytime...Classic 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markfoz7248
    @markfoz7248 2 года назад +42

    Jason knew early where this could go and he steered the conversation perfectly; bringing in the mum character. Great work.

  • @NathSG94
    @NathSG94 5 лет назад +545

    Can I do my older brother. I rather you didn’t 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrBubble78
      @MrBubble78 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know what I got that rather you’d not lol

  • @tonyh8965
    @tonyh8965 Год назад +12

    This is brilliant. Thank you Kevin when we I put this on it turns a bad day into a better one because I can’t help but laugh. The bit when his mum hanna says ‘hello’ … and ‘that’s nice’ absolutely kills me. Thank you mate whoever you are.

  • @westsidecrew5578
    @westsidecrew5578 4 года назад +48

    Fair play to all involved - Kev was amazing and these 2 guys can be very funny and often take the pee out of callers but in a funny way....This was pure comedy gold! Bravo!!

  • @thescottishbawbag
    @thescottishbawbag 5 лет назад +350

    Was waiting for him to put his brother 'Red' on the phone.

    • @xyzxyz997
      @xyzxyz997 5 лет назад +17

      TheScottishBule I have been pissing myself laughing to the point of keeling over and I read your comment, that’s just put me on a laughing overdose mate. Different class mate 😂😂😂😂

    • @TeddyBears.
      @TeddyBears. 3 года назад +3

      😅🤣😃, red, best yin I've read for ages, I can't type this for laughing,😆😅

  • @voetbal12
    @voetbal12 3 года назад +196

    Plot twist: This was a real family with some odd voices, and after the show they got divorced.

    • @fays_bn4321
      @fays_bn4321 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same ! Now Hannah Heering the housewife is suing talkSPORT.

  • @kevanbrown7620
    @kevanbrown7620 3 года назад +18

    I remember listening to this, was it 2 years ago? This has to be the funniest call I've heard. Brilliant.

  • @Tony-sk9uo
    @Tony-sk9uo 3 года назад +79

    The irony is they needed permission to talk to him but kept him on the phone longer

    • @90boyle
      @90boyle Месяц назад

      Cant prove herring wasnt his Dad 😂😂😂

  • @chombersSOpA
    @chombersSOpA 4 года назад +19

    The call that just got better and better. Great work Kev.

  • @ZZ-lf7xk
    @ZZ-lf7xk 5 лет назад +839

    Both count to 10
    Kev: I don’t know my numbers
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @simontaylor7294
    @simontaylor7294 4 года назад +48

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life!

  • @davie1537
    @davie1537 5 лет назад +87

    Midnight, Monday to Thursday, best 20 minutes of radio

  • @orangecounty2033
    @orangecounty2033 2 года назад +7

    Greatest Call Ever. That kid needs his own show !

  • @kevinvanbever8490
    @kevinvanbever8490 2 года назад +4

    This just popped up in my RUclips suggestions . Couldn’t have picked a better clip . Had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ajorngjdonaydbr
    @ajorngjdonaydbr 3 года назад +25

    "hello mrs Patterson...." amazing reference 😂

  • @riblit77
    @riblit77 3 года назад +27

    1:57 where he tries to count I lost it 😅

  • @thenoisyneighbour
    @thenoisyneighbour 3 года назад +27

    I'm Dutch and was listening to this with my Brazilian girlfriend on our way to Tesco

  • @djbrizey2008
    @djbrizey2008 5 лет назад +60

    The best “Midnight train to Madness “ call ever even now after hearing it again it still cracks me up
    Kevin is a genius

  • @Mac_Kymera
    @Mac_Kymera Год назад +3

    @05:47 One second.... yeah ok, Mrs Patterson hahahaha lmfao Can't stop laughing at this bit.

  • @LPG1894
    @LPG1894 4 года назад +57

    They missed a trick in not bringing the older brother on the phone. I personally really wanted to hear what his brother "Red" sounded like

  • @1jakelumley
    @1jakelumley 6 месяцев назад +15

    “She does the cooking!” 😂

  • @paulparker1137
    @paulparker1137 3 года назад +36

    Iv seen this about 20 times and it gets funnier every single time 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @ZZ-lf7xk
    @ZZ-lf7xk 5 лет назад +69

    ... she does the cooking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chivwari
    @Chivwari 5 лет назад +26

    The best thing on RUclips right there

  • @bigjohn8470
    @bigjohn8470 4 года назад +258

    They missed a trick here. They should have spoken to Kevin’s older brother too.

    • @MrBubble78
      @MrBubble78 3 года назад +13

      that would of been AMAZING loooool

    • @MH-lz7jk
      @MH-lz7jk 3 года назад

      Imagine 😂😂😂

    • @weSnooker
      @weSnooker 3 года назад +2

      They had other callers waiting

    • @Lioness_UTV
      @Lioness_UTV 2 года назад

      Omg you are right 😆

  • @gkpdkshnz
    @gkpdkshnz 2 года назад +8

    This could possibly be the best video on the internet 😂😂😂

  • @seancourt7344
    @seancourt7344 3 года назад +37

    This was one of the best calls he had ever had, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I can't believe what this kid even tried, just to speak on talksport for a little bit lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @gamingflixx
    @gamingflixx Год назад +5

    Holland and Brazil’s finest, thank you Kevin! 🇳🇱🇧🇷

  • @alphadelta4034
    @alphadelta4034 3 года назад +15

    This is up there with amongst some off the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 😂😂

  • @Lovejoy..77
    @Lovejoy..77 9 месяцев назад +8

    Ive come back to watch this and its 2024 😂

  • @sebgold5841
    @sebgold5841 Год назад +8

    This will still be funny in 50 years...Comedy goal!

  • @leonfigures
    @leonfigures 5 лет назад +18

    I did this once with T-mobile - I wanted to have my sister’s contract transferred to me so they asked to speak to her - it worked - voice confirmation is ridiculous!

  • @capio78
    @capio78 5 лет назад +47

    Kev needs his own show.

  • @kylebutler3018
    @kylebutler3018 Год назад +6

    Every now and again I come back to this when I'm having a rotten day 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisdee1583
    @chrisdee1583 5 лет назад +37

    Absolute gold man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joesharp550
    @joesharp550 2 года назад +32

    Plot Twist - Schmeltz, Hannah and Kevin to this day can't figure out why they had such a strange call 🤣😭

  • @n.w.1364
    @n.w.1364 10 месяцев назад

    I replay this every few weeks …it never ever gets old …the lads played a big part in this gem , teasing Kevin out

  • @Lioness_UTV
    @Lioness_UTV 2 года назад +3

    Every now and again I have to listen to this...and it's funny every single time. 😂

  • @MoSHus
    @MoSHus 3 года назад +121

    The caller really needs to reveal himself for this, after all this time.

  • @Jimmy-es8bc
    @Jimmy-es8bc 2 года назад +4

    "I don't know my numbers" gets me every time hahahahaha.

  • @tomben6180
    @tomben6180 4 года назад +16

    Plot twist: this was a genuine family

  • @johngreenhorn8853
    @johngreenhorn8853 Год назад +1

    Come back to this every now and again for a giggle,side splitting when i first heard it.

  • @morrisnickmackay
    @morrisnickmackay 5 лет назад +12

    I missed this the other night. Amazing from bottle job kev. Best show on talksport, love these lads

  • @mro9608
    @mro9608 Год назад +3

    First time hearing this. Fantastic!

  • @brosephyolonarovichstalin2915
    @brosephyolonarovichstalin2915 2 года назад +12

    There is a bit of Schmeltz Herring in all of us

  • @grahammosdall5442
    @grahammosdall5442 3 года назад +8

    Just come across this for the first time, can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garvanch9684
    @garvanch9684 3 года назад +7

    I was laughing hard when he said "weird family mate" perfect timing.

  • @charlierobert3571
    @charlierobert3571 3 года назад +3

    I remember this live and it had me in stitches but I cant believe its 2 yrs ago

  • @mustafakhaliqi4934
    @mustafakhaliqi4934 3 года назад +8

    Ohhhh my god.
    mean come on guys this kid deserves Oscar for this never laugh that much in my entire life. 😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @johnnobrega4767
    @johnnobrega4767 3 месяца назад +1

    I watch this a few times every year , best

  • @rickardinho
    @rickardinho 2 года назад +4

    This could be the greatest segment in broadcast history.

  • @FrankRayMrLin
    @FrankRayMrLin 4 года назад +11

    This is the funniest thing i've watched/listened to in years! Haha :)

  • @bluejoe1873
    @bluejoe1873 5 лет назад +24

    Hahna Herring sounds like a babe ❤❤

  • @blackdaripper
    @blackdaripper 5 лет назад +29

    This could have been in a comedy sketch on channel4 on a friday night, genius

  • @leewilliams3135
    @leewilliams3135 5 лет назад +38

    I can't cope I'm crying

  • @isaaclodziak-green6326
    @isaaclodziak-green6326 3 года назад +6

    Are you home alone Kev? Underrated, gets me every time

  • @jim9667
    @jim9667 3 года назад +8

    This can make me cry everytime I hear it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickmildon6348
    @nickmildon6348 2 года назад +7

    "Weird family mate" LMFAO

  • @AD-vt4uj
    @AD-vt4uj 2 года назад +8

    Cant believe their finished! Thanks for the laughs Jason and Andy!

  • @eldio2124
    @eldio2124 5 лет назад +10

    This is the second greatest call behind the arsenal fan that went crazy on cundy.

  • @marcd8108
    @marcd8108 3 месяца назад

    One of my absolute favorites, showed this to so many people lol

  • @MysteryProductsLtd
    @MysteryProductsLtd Год назад +3

    I remember this. It's classic. I was in pleats during it and am listening to it again! 🤣

  • @krs7757
    @krs7757 3 года назад +2

    Will never get old!

  • @ryiin
    @ryiin 4 года назад +12

    "Hannah Herring from Sao Paulo." I lost my s**t

  • @karwanhassan8425
    @karwanhassan8425 4 месяца назад

    I absolutely love both of you. This is the best show whenever you two together is make me laugh you two are absolutely legend well done guys😊😊😊😊

  • @jiltedgenerator
    @jiltedgenerator 3 года назад +5

    Classic sports bar...gets me through so many nights working 🤣🤣

  • @baadaas19
    @baadaas19 Год назад +2

    Amazing, this has to be one of the funniest phone conversations ever

  • @mirrors23
    @mirrors23 3 года назад +2

    BRILLIANT!!!

  • @jakeharrison6603
    @jakeharrison6603 5 лет назад +5

    These guys are brilliant.

  • @jammyvlogs3221
    @jammyvlogs3221 4 года назад +1

    Take a bow that is gold!!! Shmeltz what a name!! 😆😆😆

  • @spudgun889
    @spudgun889 3 года назад +2

    I keep listening... Gold

  • @langatkikwei789
    @langatkikwei789 3 года назад +7

    Kev is a legend😂😂

  • @Toonarmy1504
    @Toonarmy1504 Год назад +1

    Has me in stitches every time what a guy kev is

  • @lifes2short701
    @lifes2short701 5 лет назад +131

    If any one seen that film "split" this was based on "Kevin"

    • @robertryan6782
      @robertryan6782 5 лет назад

      Never seen it!

    • @princesssolace4337
      @princesssolace4337 5 лет назад

      @@robertryan6782 How bout SPLIT?

    • @fergalmcveigh3797
      @fergalmcveigh3797 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonbaty2291
      @brandonbaty2291 4 года назад

      Ahh, yes. The classic film, "Spilt". A wild ride through the myriad emotions one feels when the milk jug falls to the floor. Roger Ebert gives it two thumbs up.

  • @steveonpoint1109
    @steveonpoint1109 5 лет назад +55

    Hannah remind me of life of Brian