@@jhkk1269 Mine is the bedroom clock, the phone home to your dad lol. My Dad always knew though if I didn't want to stay or not so he'd ask me three times if I wanted to stay but my friend and his family are looking at me so I had to try get the tone across 😂 but in the end always stayed because I couldn't come out and say "No, I don't want to stay" 😂.
Brilliant! House rice!! No lie, I visited a friend's house when I was a kid. Asked if I wanted to stay for dinner. Said sure. It started off with a big glass of freshly squeezed, room-temp carrot juice, and went downhill from there. I never went back.
haha comedy genius Kevin. as a Chinese who has traveled half the continent, I never seen a broccoli beef or orange chicken dish, but kung-pao chicken is real, I'll give credit for that
As a kid I made a deal with my mom that whenever I'd call her to ask for something like that(my mom had no issues with me staying somewhere else, she absolutely did not want to host though) based on how I greeted her she'd say yes or no.
Honestly, the unironic complaints about his accent just shows to me how many people don't bother talking to people outside of their protective bubbles in which they live.
@@AgxntAqua I never said anything about xenophobia, so it's a strange place to bring up that fact. But I wholeheartedly agree with you on everything that you said!
I have never heard of anyone in the entirety of my country speak like this. I am usually pretty good at difficult accents as I have had a lot of exposure to many different accents through call centers and customer service work but his was very difficult to understand.
"I enjoyed childhood, going on a big walk, just showing up at your mate's door, going in for your mate, going in for somebody, just battering their letterbox, unannounced. Alright Mrs Cassidy, is Stu' in? I'm here to eat every crisp in this house. His name's Stuart, Kevin. Where is he? Stu'-per Star! That's when you discovered the love you had for your own family. I see the wee dweebs, like that, actually hate my mum and dad. Fucking get out the house then! A sleepover, that's when you discovered how much you loved your own mum and dad, when you went and spent an evening with another family, that was an eye-opener".
All of You native english speaker who don't understand what he saying.. Come on.. Im Polish and I understand every-fu**ing-thing.. He and kevin hart are my 2 fav comedians..
I was that Kevin and an English Kevin in a scotish chicks house. My all time favorite will forever be when they sat me down to explain impregnating their daughter and owning a Staffordshire bull terrier are just two things that cannot fly. Obviously 😂😂😂 hes a dog and shes fat. But that baby did pull on that dogs ears for years.
He’s talking about his next door neighbour I know both families and they are superb also his mum is his biggest fan I used to do her hair and the main topic of conversation was about her boy now that is a mother,she was so proud of him, and so am I.
What's with the comments about "foreign languages"? He's speaking in a Scottish accent and not even a particularly strong one either, perfectly understandable, not our fault if people from the USA (I'm assuming) can't understand, and I'd question the hypocrisy of such a comment considering some of the regional accents y'all have in the USA, and to be frank even the less accented versions of Amercan english are not exactly "english " either are they? (I'm half American and I've travelled extensively right across the USA, so I know what I'm talking about.)
dude, he's a public entertainer and i got 0 problems to understand Australian, New Zealandish or even Indian accent, but this one sounds like someone choking on its own tong being flattened by a bag of shrooms. Get a fokin speach coach
yeah, I'm Australian and although I have to listen a bit more than some other accents, he really isn't that bad. people just expect everyone to speak English with an American accent
Was this even english?? I could understand half of what he said. When he got going, I understand nearly nothing. One of the most difficult and grating accents I have ever heard. Smh.....Also, the cuss words are a turn off.
This was infact English. There is no such thing as difficult accents. It's relative. He has got a thick accent but if you can't understand or make out what he's saying it's no one's fault just move on.
There are some wonderful accents and dialects in Britain: Glaswegian, Geordie, etc etc. Even the Black Country (really ancient English dialect). Just have to get your ear in to understand them. I had a Geordie friend at Uni. First time we spoke I understood nearly nothing. But there's nothing like a Scottish accent to strike terror into the heart of your enemy. The accent and the culture go hand in hand. It wouldn't be so funny without the cultural context provided by the accent.
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"hoose rice" gets me every time
Same man 😭😂
hoose race lol
Absolutely brilliant - saw him doing this live and was crying
Even funnier when he refers to them collectively as the Hoose Rices.
Sensational
"Get something in that frying pan you fucking boot" is the best ending. Killed me 😂
I love this routine. Watched it several times. Each time I understand a few more words. 😂
I love his early stuff where his accent is stronger. Agree with you, I often revisit. Lol
Search for subtitled. Its there 🍻
Same here
Clean out your ears then
fuckng hell as a dutch guy I can understand evety word, feelig sorry for you
"you'd get laughed outta China for that shite" 😭🤣
This is exactly how I remember sleepovers. Thought it was just me being over anxious, apparently not!!
Same
I swear this is the most I've ever related to a comedian.
its the zip on the cushion that seals it for me haha
@@jhkk1269 Mine is the bedroom clock, the phone home to your dad lol. My Dad always knew though if I didn't want to stay or not so he'd ask me three times if I wanted to stay but my friend and his family are looking at me so I had to try get the tone across 😂 but in the end always stayed because I couldn't come out and say "No, I don't want to stay" 😂.
"No family recovers from a jab to the da!" 😂🤣
Spot on from Kevin. I remember sleepovers as a kid and the other families smell and food was always weird
Brilliant! House rice!!
No lie, I visited a friend's house when I was a kid. Asked if I wanted to stay for dinner. Said sure. It started off with a big glass of freshly squeezed, room-temp carrot juice, and went downhill from there. I never went back.
Hoose!
get something in that frying pan you fu**ing boot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy is a legend
I love how the pronunciation of “house rice” gets more Scottish the more Kevin says it
I love the way he speaks to himself in his head as Kev
""He's driving a Ferrari!"
"Who? Hoose rice?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hook the da 🥊 bit gets me everytime 😂
It was staying over at my friend’s place when I understood just how dysfunctional and toxic my family was.
He’s driving a Ferrari.. who? Wee hoose rice 😂😂😂
One of his best routines.
His insight is fkn spot on.
He is utterly brilliant
A unique philosopher
Hysterical stuff 🤣😂
What a legend 😊 . We didn't order rice Kevin 🤣
Course not, you used hooserice
I love his delivery. Freaking awesome
I've seen this bit so many times but it never gets old 🤣😂
Fucking why am I watching Kevin bridges in a busy work canteen I’m in fucking tears 😭 😂 and I’ve seen this at least 5 times… never gets old
They sent the rice not boiled?
Brilliant!
Too funny! I felt like I was there.
haha comedy genius Kevin. as a Chinese who has traveled half the continent, I never seen a broccoli beef or orange chicken dish, but kung-pao chicken is real, I'll give credit for that
He said Kung Po Lamb 👍🏼
One of the top 3 comedians in the last 20 years for me. Daniel Kitson still tops it, Kevin is second for sure!
So he's one of the top 2 then
my childhood, must have had a shoulder camera following me around :)
“House rice” 😂😂
My family was the Cassidys but my parents didn’t allow sleepovers so none of my friends knew.
As a kid I made a deal with my mom that whenever I'd call her to ask for something like that(my mom had no issues with me staying somewhere else, she absolutely did not want to host though) based on how I greeted her she'd say yes or no.
‘The da is saying grace, for what? It’s a home delivery, just f*cking tip the delivery driver’😂😂😂
haha the living room house phone bit, I've been in that situation. It's no wonder I'm a nervous wreck
OMG! He just described one of my living childhood nightmares growing up. LOL 😮
My favourite Kevin Bridges bit, lol
My abs hurt and my pillow has a puddle of slobbers on it.
"You'd get laughed out of China"
lol
I’ve lived in England for over 10 years and here I am feeling like English is my second language lol.
I’ve lived here since 1964 , not my choice (long story ) but this takes me home with love and humour , thanks Kevin , Edinburgh girl x
Honestly, the unironic complaints about his accent just shows to me how many people don't bother talking to people outside of their protective bubbles in which they live.
Exactly! Understood every word he says, although I am from up north
Or its just north americans with very little exposure to scots genuinely struggling to understand him. Not everything is xenophobia lmao
@@AgxntAqua I never said anything about xenophobia, so it's a strange place to bring up that fact. But I wholeheartedly agree with you on everything that you said!
I have never heard of anyone in the entirety of my country speak like this. I am usually pretty good at difficult accents as I have had a lot of exposure to many different accents through call centers and customer service work but his was very difficult to understand.
@@AgxntAqua Guess thats where I fall in. I struggle with thick scottish accents. My family has scottish ancestry but they came over in the 1600s lol
I had the scooby doo sleeping bag 🤣🤣
Did you have house rice with a takeaway and all?
Legend has it that Hoose Rice aka Stuart Cassidy haunts the comments section of this video to this very day…
Good to see foreign languages are being properly represented in comedy
Ejit
walloper
Fud
U havin a go mate?
Yes im glad too
Try Rab C Nesbitt.
HOOSE RICE MY favourite Kevin story 😋
The Cassidys sound like Scottish Ned Flanders and his family
He's the best.
Brilliant, happy to say I'm old enough that this all rings true
"I enjoyed childhood, going on a big walk, just showing up at your mate's door, going in for your mate, going in for somebody, just battering their letterbox, unannounced. Alright Mrs Cassidy, is Stu' in? I'm here to eat every crisp in this house. His name's Stuart, Kevin. Where is he? Stu'-per Star! That's when you discovered the love you had for your own family. I see the wee dweebs, like that, actually hate my mum and dad. Fucking get out the house then! A sleepover, that's when you discovered how much you loved your own mum and dad, when you went and spent an evening with another family, that was an eye-opener".
Hook the Da Kev hook the Da 🤣
Never thought about it before, but I guess there *is* something sinister about serving house-cooked rice with Chinese takeaway
He’s hilarious isn’t he
Actual description of my childhood. I was Stu. 😅😢
All of You native english speaker who don't understand what he saying.. Come on.. Im Polish and I understand every-fu**ing-thing.. He and kevin hart are my 2 fav comedians..
Always thought this was hilarious and now I’ve learned how to make rice taste CLOSE to takeaway, it’s somehow even funnier!! 😂. Xx
Hoose rice…brilliant 😂
Probably one of my favourite bits ever ,💜
Brilliant
This is a fucking legendary bit 😂
one of the greatest comedians ever top quality an relatable
Brilliant, hes the best out there
House rice 😂
Hoose!
Excellent comedy!
I was that Kevin and an English Kevin in a scotish chicks house.
My all time favorite will forever be when they sat me down to explain impregnating their daughter and owning a Staffordshire bull terrier are just two things that cannot fly.
Obviously 😂😂😂 hes a dog and shes fat. But that baby did pull on that dogs ears for years.
He’s talking about his next door neighbour I know both families and they are superb also his mum is his biggest fan I used to do her hair and the main topic of conversation was about her boy now that is a mother,she was so proud of him, and so am I.
Do you know if the Hoose Rices seen this routine before?
My cheeks hurt x
Jist top the delivery boy job done’ brilliant
The closed captions are hilarious
I adore the Scottish accent so much
I can't deal with that 1 fukin ell ha haaaaaa
Kevin reminds me of a Scotland which once was great , before all this bulls*** started 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣
Eh wee hoos rice
I’ve love to go out on the lash with this bloke
Tip the delivery driver and that’s all
That endin wiz quality
What's with the comments about "foreign languages"? He's speaking in a Scottish accent and not even a particularly strong one either, perfectly understandable, not our fault if people from the USA (I'm assuming) can't understand, and I'd question the hypocrisy of such a comment considering some of the regional accents y'all have in the USA, and to be frank even the less accented versions of Amercan english are not exactly "english " either are they? (I'm half American and I've travelled extensively right across the USA, so I know what I'm talking about.)
dude, he's a public entertainer and i got 0 problems to understand Australian, New Zealandish or even Indian accent, but this one sounds like someone choking on its own tong being flattened by a bag of shrooms. Get a fokin speach coach
yeah, I'm Australian and although I have to listen a bit more than some other accents, he really isn't that bad. people just expect everyone to speak English with an American accent
I'm pretty sure it's sarcasm. I'm Scottish and i can see the funny side of the comments too. Lighten up a bit 🙃
r/woooosh
@@capbarker Some of them sure, but the russian guy telling him to "get fokin speach lessons" (his bad spelling) I think isn't sarcasm.
😁🤣
Ho wee hoose ryce
T H I C C C Scottish accent.
I think huus means house
I need to fix these subtitles for those who need them 😭😂
He missed a trick, tell them your house got a new phone number and you don't remember it..
9:15~9:18 bit rude😉😄😁
what and the rest of it isn't haha
@@BogSulphur no it wasn't and neither was Kevin's comment, it was actually a joke. Besides yourself have you heard of jokes b4?
What language is he speaking ??
English ya duffer
I'm sure this guy is hilarious, but for the lifer of me, I can't understand what this guy is saying, and apparently, neither can the closed captions.
Which language is this?
Glaswegian, it’s a Scottish regional accent. Quite a strong one too.
Was this even english?? I could understand half of what he said. When he got going, I understand nearly nothing. One of the most difficult and grating accents I have ever heard. Smh.....Also, the cuss words are a turn off.
This was infact English. There is no such thing as difficult accents. It's relative. He has got a thick accent but if you can't understand or make out what he's saying it's no one's fault just move on.
There are some wonderful accents and dialects in Britain: Glaswegian, Geordie, etc etc. Even the Black Country (really ancient English dialect). Just have to get your ear in to understand them. I had a Geordie friend at Uni. First time we spoke I understood nearly nothing. But there's nothing like a Scottish accent to strike terror into the heart of your enemy. The accent and the culture go hand in hand. It wouldn't be so funny without the cultural context provided by the accent.
Is that English?? I couldnt understand a thing
English with a Scottish accent
Glaswegian, he’s from Glasgow in Scotland. It’s a Scottish regional accent. Not English at all.
I mean it's still English - an accent isn't a new language..!
dont watch it then
How is it "not English"?
Brilliant