My Life Animated dude really?! I’m just imagining one of her students has a Karen mom, and she finds one of Cody’s videos with her and Karen is just like 😱 “SWEETY WE ARE GETTING YOU AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN RIGHT. AWAY. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MeNtOr AnD eXAmpLe!!!”
Hello my name is Emily and i’ve had a disease my whole life. Not everyone knows this but, I believe it’s called Freckles..... and it changed my life since i was a child.
"Why is it so cold?" My only guess is that the beer had been sitting in a machine designed and manufactured to carry out the sole function of c o o l i n g t h i n g s.
This video was a miracle for me. I’ve been awake since 4am in stupid amounts of pain (5 years of physical pain due to botched foot surgery). I can’t think straight. I’m sweating. And this video made me laugh. Now.. THAT is special ❤ thank you ❤
This is how I’d predict jake Paul watching this video Cody: *litterally having a mental breakdown in front of our eyes* Jake Paul: he’s bullying people who have mental breakdowns
I love how Cody doesn’t care about his age difference to the young MUA’s. So inspiring that he strives to be the best beauty guru even as an old man 😤🙌🏼 respec.
Person: *has freckles*
Cody: you must have some sort of disease
Ikkk
Ouch
Great copy
Obviously sarcasm but nice man
The joke is that it doesn't look like freckles at all...
i feel like we just witnessed his psychotic break.
How does this comment have 1.7k likes but no comments😂no hate tho
Kaitlyn Fontenot WOW HE REALLY IS GOING CRAZY
Likely
*wALNUT SALAAAAAAAAD*
BARSS @@vxhmn
cody: went to duke
cody: software engineer
cody: l i p p o r e s
Abby Liu LMFAO
Yeah, and also lip pimples if there is lip pores white mushy pimples on your lip
Is duke good university? Does it mean he’s smart? I can’t believe that
Teia K lmfao duke is a really good school. It’s a T20 university
lip pores and carrot flutes
Alternate title: Drunk man makes himself the Joker
You wanna know how I got these scars? ....
I stabbed myself with a fork for the content
Drunk elderly man*
Get your facts straight...
@@iiotto6237 🤣🤣
Bahahaha this is perfect
Grown man slowly loses his sanity and goes insane
*Takes beverage out of fridge* “Oh god why is it so cold?”
And he graduated from duke with an engineering degree.
every single person: “don’t try this at home”
cody: “this is an instructional video”
Hahaha
hahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Watch a man spiral deeper and deeper in just 13 minutes with only an eyeshadow palette and sriracha
That should be the title.
Don't forget the cold Corona. It's essential.
*old man
Also jello
im honestly concerned
Ah I love the feeling of slowly realizing a thumbnail isn’t clickbait
I was dying laughing every time I realized he was one step closer to the thumbnail. I was absolutely certain that it had to be photoshopped, but no
he looks like he just killed somebody...
though he is killing the beauty game.
in a bad way
Exactly
Cody: *holds tiny jar while saying* "are this for tiny hipsters?"
Me: Well... they are yours Cody.. idk
@@existingperson1587 Is 1.6k not enough?? 😂
@@lilblingking1491 it still deserves more
@@divinity8900 Damn, I can't believe how many more it's gotten since i commented lmao!!
What are these jars for ants?
oh so the thumbnail wasn’t clickbait
Sksksk sameee
I was the 300th like WoW
My reaction exactly
thATS WHAT I THOUGHT
when cody gets drunk he acts like every one of chris pratt’s characters at once
I couldn’t put my finger on what vibe he gave off for this beautiful disaster until I saw this. He’s sarcastic Andy Dwyer.
@@bcc5701 Omg that's exactly what it is You nailed it
Cody really flexing his two camera angles
Lol
no flex
conorphelan TV ahhhhhhsnsbzbdbdbdbxb I was ur 2 thousandth like that was cool fjnsnnsnsdnxnxncncnnc
Sry if you couldn’t tell I’m easily impressed
@@nat5197 epic man
Damn how many versions of the joker origin stories are there?
Corgi Bb underrated comment right here
Most underrated comment!
😂
Like 7 I think. Possibly more
Technically no real back story but something like 10
“Not proud of this but they are minion themed”
Jake Paul: I just can’t imagine having this much hate
Joon Moon 🌚 LMAO
Joon moon💜
Fuck 😂
HAHJAHAHAHHAA
Lmao
* pull out beer out of refrigerator *
Cody : * chugged it * “why’s it so cold”
“Idk, you went to duke, you tell me”
😂😂🤣
LOL
tbh college is WAY overrated, I'm not in college and i can still make a living
@@rivercrich we do not gaf
@@rivercrich Also explains why you can’t spell
Turns out I do have shot glasses.
**reveals porcelain eggcup**
Jonny McClutch I thought I was crazy for thinking it wasn’t a shot glass 😅
E g g
Maggatrix I agree
@@maryhoman1553 Thank you, I feel like I articulated my point really well in this comment.
anything can be a shot glass if you try hard enough.
During Cody's youth in the 1940s, it was incredibly taboo for men to wear make-up. It's amazing to see him moving with modern times.
Jas Veness this is to much lol
Rishi Rajan unlike cody.
@@lavndermilktrue true 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dang it I was hoping for someone to get wooooooshed
He looks younger
I love that freshly out of the womb look, like he was too covered in blood and the doctors kinda dropped him by accident
That is golden 😅🤣
WHEN I SAY I CHOKED-
LMFAOOO
My god 😂 😂 😂
IM GEEKING !! 😂 😂 😂
Can you believe his girlfriend is a teacher
My Life Animated dude really?! I’m just imagining one of her students has a Karen mom, and she finds one of Cody’s videos with her and Karen is just like 😱 “SWEETY WE ARE GETTING YOU AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN RIGHT. AWAY. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MeNtOr AnD eXAmpLe!!!”
@@ashleybishop3431 oooooooooooooooo thats some crazy shit
Thats crazy considering she is literally a female Cody. Imagine how much the kids must love her
makes sense bc he is like a child lmao :)
Kindergarten right? My mom is a kindergarten teacher as well, they are the best always fun to be around😍🤪😎
The progression of this video is like a one man Lord of the Flies
wow thanks a lot you have me thinking about the part in the movie where the chubby cry baby kid gets a boulder pushed onto him
Best comment
buy his merch, he's having a whole mental breakdown at the age of 86 😔✋🏼
Nice try Cody
No wayy I love the colour courage!
rosie im 105 and having a midlife crisis
what video was that? the one where he talks about his age.
cody was just slowly decomposing this entire video
Aren't we all tho
my dog is decomposing in the backyard...
happy feelings is that a happy feeling?
Shooky... yes. She is in a better world now
Yup
Hello my name is Emily and i’ve had a disease my whole life. Not everyone knows this but, I believe it’s called Freckles..... and it changed my life since i was a child.
Same and my sister has it really bad...
Same
The next My Story Animated video: “I HAVE A RARE DISEASE AND MY PARENTS DON’T KNOW” and it’s really just freckles
@Emily Wegrzynowicz i just tried reading your last name and my tongue just exploded what the fuck
I have it really bad
we’re actually witnessing cody lose his sanity,,
It's glorious
Old age does that bro
It’s like watching a Frat Idubbbz at that point where everyone though he was about to have a psychotic break
Yeah we are.....but I'm highly entertained right now
It's called dementia.
everytime cody said "following along" i couldn't help thinking of "if you're vaping along with us"
Kiana K did you know that hes also known to FUCKIN smoke?
+tyjoissodun but it's a good thing he doesn't go over 25 Nic
Kiana K what’s up guys it’s Matty FUCKIN smokes
@@Nick-cd4vj Shut up LIAM, we're doin' 50 nic
That was a straight up ICONIC moment, in RUclips history
Honestly the best part of all his craft videos is when he chugs a beer for no reason and literally burps the devil out, like holy shit 😂
It is physically impossible to dislike this man
May I just say I am in love With your pfp 😌
@@becca4839 haha I love yours as well💙💙
i feel like cody’s getting more insane with every video
Not Meghan Next year he’ll drop out of youtube because he went mental
It's just what old age does to you
Lea G. covers what
@@painter4578 i love your channel name
11:14 she cuts off a giant chunk of her hair just to use like half an inch
As a person with hair down to my ass, I could barely look
That triggered me so much
That hurt to watch
Rasputin omg same my hair is that long
@@Fillardmillmore same
*me at 3 am after having several mental breakdowns*
Lmao
Me too girl😂😂
Lmao same here hunny
End look: onision.
T
Cody:WHOLESOME CONTENT
Also Cody:I'm already drunk.
i wouldnt call is videos wholesome maybe a couple
He only had 1 beer. How tf is he drunk?
people with freckles:*exist*
cody:do you have some sort of disease?
Theo Petsagas i have freckles
Theo Petsagas lmaoo
I have freckles
I have them too
Theo Petsagas How come someone have this much hatred in their life
“I’m going to try not to be offensive or make people uncomfortable”
*proceeds to pull out a minion shot glass*
What we learned from this video: Cody has his fridge temperature set too low
this video is just a compilation of cody being confused that stuff coming from the fridge is cold
Sldkalclsl
@@jardaro8679 that's hahaha in gay if you were confused
@@kathaai Please, teach me more of your ways.
@@kathaai You still didnt teach me anything. I want to embrace the gayness
@@dumbweeb9865 join gay stan twitter and you'll understand!🤠
Me Desperately trying to "reinvent" Myself every 2-5 weeks
Thumbnail is nightmare fuel
No. 1:20 is
Oh shit yumi watch cody. Damn
Yumi yeah cuz of that ugly bitch next to cody
3:43 "Takes a drink out of the fridge"
Seconds after: "WHY IS SO COLD?"
for a moment i thought the thumbnail was exaggerated.....but no-
Same. I thought it was a filter.
This video was the opposite of click bait. He OVER delivered
I really thought the thumbnail was a giant photo shopped exaggeration but now we're here and idk how to feel
Same omg
*takes beer out of fridge*
Cody: whys it so cold?!
its so cold ëāę
alternative title: cody having an existential crisis for 13 minutes and 24 seconds.
new beauty influencer?? I think so
It's spelled regina* not "regena" get it righttdhtt
ᴀᴠᴇʟʏɴ lol regena is my name
Regena George LMAOO I CANT 😂😂
@@dancer17761 oops.... OH WELL MY APOLOGIES LoL
@@dancer17761 this is toooo funny im quaking
I feel like Cody started with a 100% healthbar at 00:00 and by 12:00 he's down to 20% health and drunk
Mayur Dhanwani This deserves Waaaaay more likes 😂😂
@@xman011101 thanks my guy
Mayur Dhanwani And drunk 😭😭
We have officially *lost* him.
I thought the thumbnail was heavily enhanced for comedic effect but holy fuck he really does looks like he has every disease ever at the end
cody having to tiptoe to show his merch is classic peak 5’8 mr struggle culture
ka li fung a true short king
5 minute crafts: helping YOU turn from functioning member of society to *serial killer*
Jade Oreo we really do live in a society
i was just waiting for kelsey to walk in halfway through the video
I almost did!
How do you have just one response to your comment
@@tomerart9544 make that three
Cody describing freckles as “some sort of disease”
Me: Am I sick?
...did he just chug a whole bottle of beer just to get a bottle cap
what a legend
He does it all the time 😂😂
Rey-J Horsefall you really don’t know Cody Ko 😂
you must be new
Who wouldn't
this is the most chaotic thing ive ever seen
I thought that ur pfp was just Jaystation with makeup 💀💀
@@b1tch_th4t_sh1ts I-
@@b1tch_th4t_sh1ts u wrong for that 😂
"Why is it so cold?"
My only guess is that the beer had been sitting in a machine designed and manufactured to carry out the sole function of
c o o l i n g t h i n g s.
cool comment
this made me chuckle
Oh no I thought that was a microwave..I gtg I’ve made some terrible mistakes
nah
No wayy I love the colour courage!
10:44 literally my uterus during period
The beauty community is quaking.
james charles: rolling in his coffin
sophie gish Cody Ko and Jenna Marbles are the only real beautubers on this site
Dope
@@TatumBorealis true
when tik tok stars try to become beauty gurus
You look like an emma chamberlain clone ; thats scary...
Emma?
I always see you in the comment section of the videos I watch
nah she looks like that girl from foursome
tashikrTV What?
definitely getting serial killer vibes from this thumbnail 😂
Yeah that girl does scare me
I applaud cody for realizing what lipstick is for at age 27
5:54
"Why is it so cold?"
*just took it out of the fridge*
i saw the thumbnail and thought "he can't end up looking that bad"
then i watched the video
Bruh saaaaaame
Same I literally thought it was edited 😂
😂😒😏😜🙃😍😋😝🧐🤣😆😄😃😀
This video has taught me that Cody doesn't know the fridge makes things cold
poor senile gpa
Old man doesn't know how fridge works
I feel disgusting for him 😂 he must’ve been sooo sticky
the only way to keep your pure virgin beauty is to save your first kiss for marriage
Too much meta in this comment
preach it sister !
not kissing until marriage? thats sugar gay man
That will make you a SUGAR GAY!
It’s what Jesus wants
when he burps , it sounds like satan is trying to escape 😂
Jalynn Turley I died with this comment 😂😂😂💀
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭!!! It really does!!!
I wheezed lmaooooooo
Time stamp me the most satanic burp please
@@notfimbo 4:02
"Become a youtuber" they said.
"It'll be fun." They said.
you don't need to put quotation marks for this to work
@@Methylglyoxal just shut the fuck up and don't talk shit
Vance Trieschmann well this escalated quickly..
Yellow...
Isabella Morin
Subscribe to my channel and not to pressure you but all the cool kids are doing it
When you realise that he should’ve put mayonnaise in his hair instead of whipped cream cos no neck Ed had advised to do so...
Why am I laughing!!!!!!! Hahahahah!!!! No neck Ed use mayonnaise for gel...hahahaha 😂😂😂
Took away some really nice tips for my getting ready routine, thanks Cody!
Omg you're here :D
A y EE t
i love your content
Chill out you PERVERT
tell nigel he needs to try some of these out, we can tell he hasn’t been taking care of himself recently.
“bag it up and pipe it down”
words to live by, thank you gramps
Before you*
So much for no nut november
JackTheBus loool
upsetting
disappointing ://///
XD
Dude, that’s gay
I can just imagine Kelsey walking in on this like ...
"Bag it up when you're piping down" is hands down my new fav quote.
Lmao
So many camera angles. What a professional
Tom Harlock is quaking
3:56 calm down that’s like 200 nic
dont be a fukin pussy bro
Emma. Kon can you rip a fatty ghost tho?
SyberChief I’m dead
woah, 200 nic!?? :O
No games No carnaval
To be completely honest, Cody's face in the thumbnail terrified me.
cody, blink if you need help.
Cody: * *blinks hella hard* *
This dude dosent even blink wtf
Stares into you fucking soul
*blinks*
*Cody* (it’s capitalized)
PapaBless 26 ur fun at parties huh
Should someone check on Cody?
cody has the best comments section, literally just calling him old
Kellbell15 welcome to my grandpa’s channel!
i mean they're not wrong.
Kellbell15 I literally don’t see anyone talking about his age.....I donno maybe I just haven’t seen any yet
@@sewermilk3411 yeah you just havent seen any yet
This video was a miracle for me. I’ve been awake since 4am in stupid amounts of pain (5 years of physical pain due to botched foot surgery). I can’t think straight. I’m sweating. And this video made me laugh. Now.. THAT is special ❤ thank you ❤
I hope you find some relief soon that sounds terrible
no one downs a beer and almost throws up like cody ko
no one's slick as cody ko
no one's quick as cody ko
"no one downs a beer and almost throws up like cody ko"
@@Andrea-ul7cm and almost gets sick*
This is how I’d predict jake Paul watching this video
Cody: *litterally having a mental breakdown in front of our eyes*
Jake Paul: he’s bullying people who have mental breakdowns
and those with disease
Yes definitely having some sort of mild breakdown, BUT he is also trashed
Music is Forever i love the gerard way profile pic :D
I love how Cody doesn’t care about his age difference to the young MUA’s. So inspiring that he strives to be the best beauty guru even as an old man 😤🙌🏼 respec.
Your profile picture made this comment way better 🤣🤣
Cody really out there thinking he invented forehead contouring
james charles is quaking
he is now....
This was my first cody video and I was terrified the whole time
lmao same
Well this is a great first impression
Same
i am so sorry.
cody: takes something out of the fridge
also cody: WHY IS IT SO COLD
When he steals a joke🥰
jesus may have died for our sins, but cody suffered for our crafts 🙏
this video has such 'stuck in quarantine' energy
This man predicted the coronavirus at 03:45
This is a common style, not every little thing is about covid
he drank a corona too o_o
@@cannon614 things don't have to be relevant to give off energy
@@cannon614 you didn't have to call them an idiot-
Let’s be honest you made that blur way bigger than it needed to be Cody
man loses his mind for 13 mins and 25 secs
madd dog I laughed so fucking hard and forcefully that fucking snot shot out of my nose
*old man
This made me laugh out loud and my parents thought I was crazy
Sally Park this comment is honestly not that funny
i don't care that you broke your elbow you have no soul
"Who puts whipped cream in their hair?".
No-neck Ed: "Hold my mayo"
When he burped so loudly that he scared himself
He was scared cause he almost threw up
He was 1000% holding back the vomit when he lurched forwards. Bruh you could hear the vomit making it’s way up his throat
He was about to throw up
Like when my dog farted and she heard it (cause they were usually silent) and booked it cause she thought I was attacking her😂😂😂
lmaoo his life flashed before his eyes
James Charles who?
Cody is the only beauty guru I know
The Hunger Games is over. Cody Ko has won
Bye sisters
Vanshika Rungta I was about to like it but it’s at 666 right now so I won’t
Beauty
Guru
Make up made up from his own poo poo
He said no body hates jake more than i do
Nobody loves minions more than he do
I was still wating for him to wash his hair 20 minutes later.
ME TOO
Gentle dude I was also wating
sameee
he went from being a normal human to a burn victim in 13 minutes Cody has achieved amazing feats
“WhY is IT sO CoLD?¿?”
fridge
fridge: Am I a joke to you?
refrigerator refrigerator yes papa
The stress I felt about you getting that hoodie dirty was too much
Freckles: * exist
Cody Ko: *Disease*
Hotel: Trivago
When Cody was rubbing his hair in whip cream all I could think abt was when big Ed rubbed his hair in mayonnaise