sometimes when i watch yt, i play it on 2x playback speed, but i cant do that when i watch zyox's clips coz he talks so fast in the normal speed than when I put it on 2x, he's incomprehensible
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were vibing in Mr. Goated Wood's yard, we spotted a lowkey Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was mid, it didn't even have all of its drip, and it couldn't rizz. When we found it, it was already on its L, having yeeted into a shrub - probably ghosted by its fam. We decided to stan for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter hit different, with cringe winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many sus bugs and based beasts amogus... It was clear that if we let the fledgling cook, it's giving no chance of glow-up. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the oomfs to F in the chat. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to flex, we would let it touch grass. The oof part - something that we'd never considered - was that this NPC's fate had already been cooked long before this moment... Its destiny was caught in 4k. Now, I pass the clout of choice to you all. Faced with this L+Ratio, what choice would you make? Stick to the delulu plan, and cope where the Charmony Dove fell? Or cagemaxx for it, and stan it, giving it the bussin care from within the boujee of a home? I eagerly await your hot takes.
My braincells have been damaged but I still have my highlight moment reading this "That baby bird was mid [...] and it couldn't rizz." "We decided that when it regained its strength enough to flex, we would let it touch grass." "Its destiny was caught in 4k."
can a zyox viewer please explain ta to me (i skipped a bit)
tuh is tuh
ta my ta? Uhmm no.
Ta is ta
ta
ta
ver my million? um, hereafter
Ta my Ta... uhm... Ta
Vermillion my hereafter? Uhm echos
they are like a magnet, vermillion and zy0x, pull them apart, they would always find a way back to each other 😢
Stare
@@leopardfoot_ +1 CAUGHT
like it's magnetic super 이끌림
The curse of xiao
W pfp
lament
cooked audio and cooked streamer
sometimes when i watch yt, i play it on 2x playback speed, but i cant do that when i watch zyox's clips coz he talks so fast in the normal speed than when I put it on 2x, he's incomprehensible
the most i can watch is at 1.5x but i cant understand him some of the time
If you can't comprehend at 2x, use the subtitle, and slowly you will adapt with his fast yapping later
i just found out zajef is almost 25, bro looked 30-40
My tall and humble xiao main cant be this addicted to vermillion 😢😢
Is it zyox who chooses vermilion, or is it vermillion who chooses him?
watched too much jjk fr
Officer, he is back on vermillion 😡
6:44 it reminds of the Bling-Bang-Bang-Born song by Creepy Nuts om
COOKED audio
4:35 “ as a renowned opinion-giver” my ahhhh 😂😂
Imagine being Zy0x's therapist. Even Sisyphus would feel sorry for you. 😢
the difference between compressed zyox and uncompressed sound effects is so jarring
5:58 he was tha skeleton in tha closet all this time along. who tao?
Anemo my goblet? um, 1618
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were vibing in Mr. Goated Wood's yard, we spotted a lowkey Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was mid, it didn't even have all of its drip, and it couldn't rizz. When we found it, it was already on its L, having yeeted into a shrub - probably ghosted by its fam. We decided to stan for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter hit different, with cringe winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many sus bugs and based beasts amogus... It was clear that if we let the fledgling cook, it's giving no chance of glow-up. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the oomfs to F in the chat. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to flex, we would let it touch grass. The oof part - something that we'd never considered - was that this NPC's fate had already been cooked long before this moment... Its destiny was caught in 4k. Now, I pass the clout of choice to you all. Faced with this L+Ratio, what choice would you make? Stick to the delulu plan, and cope where the Charmony Dove fell? Or cagemaxx for it, and stan it, giving it the bussin care from within the boujee of a home? I eagerly await your hot takes.
My braincells have been damaged but I still have my highlight moment reading this
"That baby bird was mid [...] and it couldn't rizz."
"We decided that when it regained its strength enough to flex, we would let it touch grass."
"Its destiny was caught in 4k."
I LOVE THIS
Flour is a pasta if you think about it.
is flour pasta or is pasta flour
He was never with us, chat
i was the hu tao person at like 16:30 no way 😭 missed this stream
9:07 Neuvillette Furina Kazuha and... Xianyun??? 😭
ta my ta? um... 𝓽𝓪.
omyghod he's really balding
Hutuah
I legit thought my earbuds finally broke after like 4 years and was about RIP it, then I realized it's a Zy0x stream...
had we already lost him?
AINTNOWAY I'm this early
Is he ok?
can someone explain to me how he can farm more than 5 condensed resin please
fragile resin i think so he overcaps original and just condenses more every 5 runs
He also spends Primogems on resin
@@lament4 wow so it's really doable
@@lament4 thanks btw :)
@@zoneunder3417 I see , well thanks :)
What's wrong with him
TA
i play lynnete with c6 faruzan sry to say this but faruzan is youst the best in the anemo teams
but my nilou yae xiangling team clears chamber 2-3 of spiral abyss easily
Wth Uncle Z, i know you love Xiao but you don't have to do this to yourself
🧀
YO 11th
25 is not young ? Damn it, guess I am an unc now🥲