The Iranian Question

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

Комментарии • 351

  • @flakcannonhans
    @flakcannonhans 8 месяцев назад +909

    "It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's LOCKHEED MARTIN"

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад +18

      delivering random reply

    • @Indexium
      @Indexium  8 месяцев назад +192

      everytime someone comments this, an engineer dies. just FYI.

    • @EpicErmine
      @EpicErmine 8 месяцев назад +61

      @@Indexium "It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's RAYTHEON"

    • @arl_wins
      @arl_wins 8 месяцев назад +34

      "its a bird, its a plane, no its BOEING!!!!"
      @@Indexium

    • @ice_hot
      @ice_hot 8 месяцев назад +34

      @@Indexium "It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's GENERAL ELECTRIC"

  • @B4rry16
    @B4rry16 8 месяцев назад +697

    Iran is about to find out why I don't have health insurance

    • @srinivarma1320
      @srinivarma1320 8 месяцев назад +69

      Funny thing is we can totally afford a free healthcare program and our ginormous defense budget simultaneously

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk 8 месяцев назад +12

      can we please get better jokes? I've seen this at least a million times now.

    • @dankuser8303
      @dankuser8303 8 месяцев назад +44

      @@Just_A_Random_Deskalso universal healthcare would literally save money bc of how inefficient our healthcare system is

    • @NicitoStaAna
      @NicitoStaAna 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@dankuser8303
      Or maybe it's inefficient cuz of subsidies/protectionist policies currently in place?

    • @B4rry16
      @B4rry16 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@dankuser8303 it would save money for me and you, but not big pharma. who do you think the government cares about more?

  • @Handinmapocket
    @Handinmapocket 8 месяцев назад +328

    You had me at: "Tell the Ayatollah, Gonna put you in a box!"
    Even Iranians would appreciate that move.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 8 месяцев назад

      Yet another case of the powerful dragging the unwilling people into shit. This is why we need freedom!

    • @TrazynPrime
      @TrazynPrime 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@word6344yup iran needs freedom! After all they are responsible for the suffering of millions in the area but act like they are victims of a war they started,

    • @word6344
      @word6344 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@TrazynPrime why did yt delete my og comment tf???
      The powerful dragging the unwilling into shit...this message can't be silenced forever!

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@word6344 Shadrow banned

  • @AtomicMemes-nm8fs
    @AtomicMemes-nm8fs 8 месяцев назад +79

    My fathers opinions on the Middle East theme song:

  • @laughing747
    @laughing747 8 месяцев назад +367

    aint no way that songs real

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад +14

      IKR

    • @AGenericAccount
      @AGenericAccount 8 месяцев назад +87

      not only is it real but john mccain sings it

    • @Caffine_Kitsune
      @Caffine_Kitsune 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@AGenericAccount😂 your kidding.

    • @supragostututu625
      @supragostututu625 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Caffine_Kitsuneyou’re*

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn 8 месяцев назад +32

      Its from the hostage crisis

  • @Act2ve
    @Act2ve 7 месяцев назад +145

    The president must've been a Boeing whisteblower or smth

    • @Jellydoughnuthole
      @Jellydoughnuthole 6 месяцев назад +5

      How the fuck has no one replied to this this is fucking hilarious because it’s true

  • @sonofruss536
    @sonofruss536 8 месяцев назад +296

    Wake up babe new Index shitpost just dropped!

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад +1

      Real

    • @veritycloud1236
      @veritycloud1236 8 месяцев назад +3

      Index, shitposting into the 41st millennium

    • @Jewishpatriot1
      @Jewishpatriot1 2 месяца назад

      sorry but this is not a shitpost, we approve of this!

  • @voiceofalkimos6853
    @voiceofalkimos6853 8 месяцев назад +312

    "Its military propaganda!"
    "And it worked. Triple the defense budget."

  • @Boxbind
    @Boxbind 8 месяцев назад +189

    real and unproportionate response pilled

    • @willswenson3169
      @willswenson3169 8 месяцев назад +44

      It's _very_ proportional honestly.

    • @billymanners9629
      @billymanners9629 8 месяцев назад +26

      @@willswenson3169100 to 1 is a proportion

    • @dabdillon6318
      @dabdillon6318 8 месяцев назад +2

      You got a better solution? Unless you like international terrorism and hijackings in which case I could see you point

    • @word6344
      @word6344 8 месяцев назад

      @@billymanners9629 same vibes as "alcohol is a solution"
      Technically true, a solution of ethanol dissolved in water, with other flavors

  • @Sw1fty_W
    @Sw1fty_W 8 месяцев назад +112

    "Hava Nagila plays as Tehran burns down."

  • @Cooper25smith
    @Cooper25smith 8 месяцев назад +113

    Alternate Title: “Why we Should Double our Defense Budget”

    • @JohnSmith-kg2rt
      @JohnSmith-kg2rt 8 месяцев назад +5

      Triple at a minimum

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 4 месяца назад +1

      And quadruple the Offense Budget.

    • @biggocelot123
      @biggocelot123 3 месяца назад

      ​@jamesharding3459 see the "defense" budget is for proactively defending ourselves
      Therefore we must multiply them together and 12× the defense budget

  • @Raphix
    @Raphix 8 месяцев назад +214

    The Iranians entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to cruise missile strike everyone else, and nobody was going to cruise missile strike them

    • @dankuser8303
      @dankuser8303 8 месяцев назад +25

      THEY SOWED THE WIND, NOW THEY ARE GOING TO REAP THE FUCKING WHIRLWIND

    • @gaemr_o5147
      @gaemr_o5147 8 месяцев назад +1

      its the other way around lol, jews bombed their embassy, so they bombed back

    • @Flakjacket96
      @Flakjacket96 8 месяцев назад

      @@gaemr_o5147 Execpt Iran attack first through a proxy.

    • @FHT1883
      @FHT1883 8 месяцев назад +14

      B o m b e r
      H a r r i s
      d o
      i t
      a g a i n

    • @TrazynPrime
      @TrazynPrime 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@gaemr_o5147the building next to the iran embassy that was holding known terrorists, the embassy itself is untouched outside of cosmetic damage,

  • @dangerdrone1605
    @dangerdrone1605 8 месяцев назад +78

    It seems the iranians forgot what we mean by "proportional".

  • @Spaceman20150
    @Spaceman20150 8 месяцев назад +77

    Imagine being a middle age guy wanting to know more about the Middle East and this is what you stumble on

    • @word6344
      @word6344 8 месяцев назад +26

      Imagine the reverse scenario, gen alpha stumbling across this and this sparks their curiosity for foreign affairs.

    • @everynametaken
      @everynametaken 8 месяцев назад +4

      If you are middle age, you might actually remember this song.

  • @asllen3310
    @asllen3310 7 месяцев назад +62

    Welp, looks like we got an unexpected answer.

  • @Un_soldat
    @Un_soldat 8 месяцев назад +152

    They keep fucking around sooner more than later they will find out 😂

  • @abrandenburg10
    @abrandenburg10 7 месяцев назад +51

    "hard landing"

  • @malloc7108
    @malloc7108 8 месяцев назад +30

    The (1980) really got me. Iran can't keep getting away with this. And by this I mean "impotent rage to justify all our bad decisions to our people."

  • @bimbaman
    @bimbaman 7 месяцев назад +38

    RIP BOZO shoutout to his famliy

  • @yeaz2779
    @yeaz2779 3 месяца назад +16

    looks like this video is relevant again

  • @chasejones3247
    @chasejones3247 8 месяцев назад +23

    1:12 That warhead hitting a fucking traffic cone after being dropped out of a plane going who knows how fast, is the only reason I sit with quiet acceptance about current tax rates. Because god damn take my money. Also when do we get a McDonnell Douglas

    • @ThatViggenEnjoyer
      @ThatViggenEnjoyer 6 месяцев назад +3

      i am from the future and the video cam out like last week

  • @ice_hot
    @ice_hot 8 месяцев назад +54

    babe fall asleep, new index video out

  • @tomt2448
    @tomt2448 8 месяцев назад +219

    We delivering Righteous Democracy With This One 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад +5

      YESSIR

    • @Insane_One
      @Insane_One 8 месяцев назад

      ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

  • @Imhim918
    @Imhim918 8 месяцев назад +33

    "Why do I see two flamethrowers in the sk-"

  • @Northbravo
    @Northbravo 7 месяцев назад +11

    43 years later and this song becomes relevent yet again. With the way Iran deals with conflicts I expect to either see it in another 43 years or never again with the way things seem to be going. Though with thousands of years of the same thing happening over and over i imagine we'll see some alien culture taling about Iran the same we did in the 80's and the way we are now.

  • @finmueller7827
    @finmueller7827 3 месяца назад +12

    We're so back

  • @YippeeKiYay1097
    @YippeeKiYay1097 8 месяцев назад +23

    Other nations: have about song about hating USA
    The US: my turn

  • @ndrgaming7344
    @ndrgaming7344 7 месяцев назад +6

    The Iranian question:
    “Should we use this plane? What about this other plane? Oooooo maybe this plane. Alright now that we got that sorted out, what bomb? Hmmmm, this one! No, maybe this other one. Actually, this one, this’ll do.”

  • @Jeremy4464
    @Jeremy4464 7 месяцев назад +10

    Posted a month before Raisi died. Index knew what was comin'

  • @cbatters
    @cbatters 5 месяцев назад +8

    this aged nicely..

  • @torpschez2724
    @torpschez2724 8 месяцев назад +8

    how is it that i knew exactly which song that was going to be used before i clicked

  • @bkam9794
    @bkam9794 8 месяцев назад +44

    I think I know Index's answer to the Iranian Question.

  • @a_4_year_old411
    @a_4_year_old411 8 месяцев назад +11

    As a Kurd, I support this message

  • @WoodsiaNS
    @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад +33

    who let bro make this masterpiece

  • @TraumaRifle
    @TraumaRifle 8 месяцев назад +11

    Timing is hilarious m8. Keep up the freedom.

  • @canaldeyoutubebuenisimo
    @canaldeyoutubebuenisimo 8 месяцев назад +27

    index is single handely making every 20 year old recruit to the army
    (or making an engineer join LM)

  • @BayAreaFoamCo
    @BayAreaFoamCo 5 месяцев назад +7

    This aged well. Can’t wait to see what happens! 😈

  • @TRUCKASARUSREX
    @TRUCKASARUSREX 8 месяцев назад +8

    as an iranaian i am both a shamed of my governments actions and at the same time proud that I get to see these videos

  • @TrazynPrime
    @TrazynPrime 8 месяцев назад +19

    You would think some of the most religious adhering people would see a divine message when they started four wars over the same piece of land lost all of them, then Turkish senator said allah will strike down the Jews, he died of an immediate heart attack attack as he said it. You would think that allah would be trying to tell them something.

  • @phiality9070
    @phiality9070 8 месяцев назад +28

    Israel better do Operation Praying Mantis pt2 Electric Boogaloo or ill be upset.

  • @bigiron2572
    @bigiron2572 8 месяцев назад +2

    Guess it’s time to relive those memories once again

  • @fancierfig
    @fancierfig 8 месяцев назад +11

    iran vs a few million million tons of freedom

  • @TheWeldingPanzer
    @TheWeldingPanzer 8 месяцев назад +7

    I unironically love this song

  • @brotherhoodofsteeld.c.chap1917
    @brotherhoodofsteeld.c.chap1917 8 месяцев назад +9

    This, unironically.

  • @seraph045
    @seraph045 2 месяца назад +4

    Oh boy, look at the time!

  • @emeryhenry1849
    @emeryhenry1849 8 месяцев назад +28

    The it's not a question of yes or no, but just how much should we. The answer is all

  • @Ghost-uo9it
    @Ghost-uo9it 8 месяцев назад +6

    Man I'd love to see you do an ABBA - Voulez Vous edit with the french military complex. You'd be the only one I could imagine to make an edit that good

  • @ejoty_6128
    @ejoty_6128 8 месяцев назад +4

    oh my god the Charles de Gaulle on "call the volunteers" got me way too good
    edit: 0:57

  • @ryker2151
    @ryker2151 8 месяцев назад +9

    I honestly think about this songs lyrics before the original, and this is why.

  • @TeslasTacos
    @TeslasTacos 8 месяцев назад +8

    thanks for the new song to add to my playlist

  • @TheCobra114-o5e
    @TheCobra114-o5e 8 месяцев назад +4

    I’m so happy this song is becoming relevant again 😂

  • @coltonscott8051
    @coltonscott8051 8 месяцев назад +6

    Triple the military budget immediately

  • @johndoemama
    @johndoemama 8 месяцев назад +8

    Top tier based shitpost 10/10

  • @pilot_bruh576
    @pilot_bruh576 7 месяцев назад +2

    I really hope if their's gonna be another american middle eastern shenanigans that more songs like this pop up

  • @chickenusgoddus464
    @chickenusgoddus464 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is amazing my lord this might just be the single best edit ive ever seen

  • @CMZballofficial_15EAGLE
    @CMZballofficial_15EAGLE 2 месяца назад +4

    Sent this to my anti-war group chat…. I’m banned 😂😂😂

  • @shred1894
    @shred1894 8 месяцев назад +10

    So youtube deleted my previous comment about how I almost wish for WWIII to kick off just to get it over with instead of this constant 'will it won't it' that seems to have been popular the last few years.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 8 месяцев назад +5

      Agreed. Stop blueballing me already!

    • @word6344
      @word6344 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think you'd like a song called Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears For Fears.
      Cheery 80s chill vibes with lyrics such as " I can't stand this indecision, married with a lack of vision", "All of freedom, and of pleasure, nothing ever lasts forever" "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

    • @howmuchmorecanItake
      @howmuchmorecanItake 8 месяцев назад

      I'm starting to really get the Major from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@howmuchmorecanItake Eh, not really. War is wasteful and expensive, and the economy is already bad enough. I mean I am based enough to enjoy some good old willy pete on unprepared targets, but my enjoyment of the horrors of war is largely theoretical, even if the idea of incendiary munitions makes me tingle in my soft bits.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 8 месяцев назад

      @@howmuchmorecanItake A very accurate estimate of my attitude

  • @Lgapwookie
    @Lgapwookie 8 месяцев назад +2

    You really are filling the Majorsamm shaped hole in my heart

  • @alexaustin6961
    @alexaustin6961 7 месяцев назад +12

    Looks like a great place for some Walmarts and parking lots

  • @ConscriptDavid
    @ConscriptDavid 7 месяцев назад +9

    I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO HILLARY CLINTONS ARREST - Raisi.

  • @wf13MT-x4i
    @wf13MT-x4i 8 месяцев назад +12

    This is just funny XD.

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад +3

      its a masterpiece

  • @gargamel679
    @gargamel679 7 месяцев назад +5

    I couldn't agree more

  • @cingkole7893
    @cingkole7893 8 месяцев назад +6

    Now THIS is something I can get behind!

  • @afrozen10-02
    @afrozen10-02 3 месяца назад +4

    Who’s here after Iran’s latest FAFO session?

  • @matchxxgrade2974
    @matchxxgrade2974 7 месяцев назад +4

    Rock the Casbah tho

  • @josephhoward4697
    @josephhoward4697 8 месяцев назад +3

    Can you imagine that gut-wrenching feeling those Iranian commanders got when they suddenly remembered that they don’t actually have the same force projection capabilities as the Americans?
    I can just imagine someone running around a room, shouting “Guys! They can hit us! Stop the launch! Stop the launch! They can hit us!”
    And then another fresh wave of horror rolls over the poor guy when he realizes that Iran also isn’t weak enough to prompt any calls for mercy.
    It’s just gloves-off, bare-knuckled fighting against a smaller, yet stronger nation while everybody just minds their own business. Oh, and they have America on their side, which means that one smaller country can just go on forever!

  • @EpsilonDoesStuff
    @EpsilonDoesStuff 8 месяцев назад +3

    This reminds me so much of the American Wrath video

  • @dirrey193
    @dirrey193 5 месяцев назад +4

    holy mother of based
    also 1:43 Spain mentioned 🇪🇸

  • @wampsgames9973
    @wampsgames9973 8 месяцев назад +5

    the vibes 😄
    the lyrics🤩

  • @Lt_RedNose
    @Lt_RedNose 3 месяца назад +3

    It’s the 3rd October 2024
    Makes it even more of a banger today 😈

  • @KOTEL___
    @KOTEL___ 3 месяца назад +3

    Here we go again!

  • @CombatSins
    @CombatSins 8 месяцев назад +3

    Banger of a song. This was on my Spotify #1 one year ago

  • @srpacific
    @srpacific 8 месяцев назад +3

    Needs more money printing footage

  • @justin2030
    @justin2030 8 месяцев назад +2

    New Military Industrial Complex lore lookin lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @BGwxlf
    @BGwxlf 4 месяца назад +4

    Sad people forgot abt this video

  • @yeaz2779
    @yeaz2779 2 месяца назад +2

    This is now a reality LMAO

  • @letsplayfreakde1273
    @letsplayfreakde1273 2 месяца назад +2

    Awww shit now it happens guys, time to buy you're oil, gold and lockheed !

  • @lmao.3661
    @lmao.3661 2 месяца назад +4

    LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @walkingwiki2682
    @walkingwiki2682 3 месяца назад +2

    HERE we go AGAIN

  • @aaronho1914
    @aaronho1914 5 месяцев назад +2

    August of 2024 and we are fking back 😂

  • @BigDon45
    @BigDon45 8 месяцев назад +2

    Perfect timing for this to come out

  • @panzerkorps213
    @panzerkorps213 8 месяцев назад +2

    Do one of the company ones like "Techy Texas Instruments"

  • @word6344
    @word6344 8 месяцев назад +15

    What is this song
    Fire edit as always tho!

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад

      random reply time

    • @EpicErmine
      @EpicErmine 8 месяцев назад

      theres this thing called the description

    • @word6344
      @word6344 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@EpicErmineI was here before it got added to the description, good to see it there now

    • @EpicErmine
      @EpicErmine 8 месяцев назад

      @@word6344 it always was....

  • @ColinMor-fj3qc
    @ColinMor-fj3qc 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my God the title of this video made me laugh so fucking hard lol

  • @Joel-ew1zm
    @Joel-ew1zm 7 месяцев назад +2

    I have seen in depth analyses on why it is basically an impossible suicide mission to conquer iran in a ground invasion. Me: "Who said anything about putting boots on the ground??"

    • @Amsterdampardoc1
      @Amsterdampardoc1 6 месяцев назад

      Why is it suicide for a ground invasion?

    • @ohnoes3084
      @ohnoes3084 6 месяцев назад

      @@Amsterdampardoc1 it's not actual suicide, the US military has just calculated that a ground invasion of Iran would be extremely costly (compared to recent US wars) in casualties for a protentional invasion of Iran

  • @MohiFa
    @MohiFa 7 месяцев назад +4

    Noooo please don't bomb us, my grandma lives here.

    • @chris52209
      @chris52209 7 месяцев назад +5

      just tell grandma not to die simple

    • @JohnSmith-kg2rt
      @JohnSmith-kg2rt 6 месяцев назад +6

      Don’t touch our boats

    • @MohiFa
      @MohiFa 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@JohnSmith-kg2rt noooo my maman-joon never touch your stupid boat, she's nice just makes tasty kloocheh cookies 😭

  • @avus-kw2f213
    @avus-kw2f213 8 месяцев назад +3

    People say why? But really it’s why not

  • @Marcus001
    @Marcus001 2 месяца назад +4

    Boys, it's that time of the year again...

  • @bolnol
    @bolnol 8 месяцев назад +7

    HOLY SHIT

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад +1

      sup

    • @bolnol
      @bolnol 8 месяцев назад

      @@WoodsiaNS wassup bro

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 8 месяцев назад

      @@bolnol nothing much

  • @bolnol
    @bolnol 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is gonna go viral

  • @ejoty_6128
    @ejoty_6128 8 месяцев назад +3

    could i maybe request Huntington Ingails Industries? considering the amount of footage of their products you already use
    (they're the USN's #1 ship supplier right now)
    edit: no, Gibbs & Cox. those fuckers designed everything from the Iowas to the Arleigh Burkes and beyond in both directions
    (but weren’t responsible for the LCS fiasco)

  • @ninjaguy1397
    @ninjaguy1397 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Here we go again..."

  • @TheHunterstriker
    @TheHunterstriker 2 месяца назад +4

    Everyone rise for the Israeli national anthem

  • @lmao.3661
    @lmao.3661 8 месяцев назад +1

    i've been waiting 5 years for this 🤩

  • @D.C.7.3
    @D.C.7.3 8 месяцев назад +13

    mfw ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇

    • @forzaelite1248
      @forzaelite1248 8 месяцев назад +6

      We about to show them how we took Malevelon Creek xD

    • @word6344
      @word6344 8 месяцев назад

      FOR SUPER EARTH

    • @General_Dani_Kolinski
      @General_Dani_Kolinski 8 месяцев назад

      @@forzaelite1248 on our way to start another Space Vietnam

  • @KoPlayz
    @KoPlayz 8 месяцев назад +6

    its democracy time

  • @ace_degenerate09
    @ace_degenerate09 8 месяцев назад +5

    Iranians gave a 72 hour notice. 72 HOURS!!

    • @Enterprise6126
      @Enterprise6126 8 месяцев назад +3

      And as a result almost nothing actually impacted

  • @TheVaultDescendant
    @TheVaultDescendant 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is great, but I would have loved some more news speech added, it was great in general tho!

  • @ace_degenerate09
    @ace_degenerate09 7 месяцев назад +3

    Been more than a month. Still waiting on an American/ Israeli response lol

    • @Facade866
      @Facade866 7 месяцев назад +3

      Since you're here I think I know what you believe the response should be...... 1000 pounds of laser-guided freedom USA RAHHHHHHHHH

    • @konstantinrezvoi
      @konstantinrezvoi 7 месяцев назад +4

      How's that Huey carrying the PM doing?

    • @ace_degenerate09
      @ace_degenerate09 7 месяцев назад

      @@konstantinrezvoi it’s doing better than Boeing I can tell you that much. Fn s|av

  • @PmbustosIV
    @PmbustosIV 8 месяцев назад +3

    Song go hard tho