PROFESSIONAL ROBBERS | Klepto
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- It's Klepto! Klepto is the buggiest, most broken game ever. Sips and I play as robbers who have to break into people's houses and steal their belongings.
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A brief summary
Lewis: Glitching out in the corner
Sips: breaks window, alarm goes off "oh shit"
The van flipping, physics working as intended I see, the yogscast way, although that's usually a simon thing.
Speaking of which.. where is Simon?
Simon was just on the games night channel
I would guess his mental health is in a dipp again at the current moment.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"
Nitro THE POWER OF CHRYSLER COMPELS YOU!
12:31 "Oh, for god's sake Sjin!"
just a reflex at this point 😀
"I'm not sure what happened there"
"What happened there"
"I don't know"
The most disfuctional game for the most disfuctional team
The most disfunctional spelling for a disfunctional man.
dys
func
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+VintageLJ it
Think it as on purpose
God, I couldn't stop laughing at Sips taking his sweet time naming all the kitchen utensils he was taking while the alarm was going off :D
"you're supposed to not murder people" - Lewis 2017
"I'm a murdidlierdiler" - Sips 2017
I love how Sips went from "break 10 windows" to "I gotta kill her!" in about 30 seconds XD
16:22
Lewis' "shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiitttt WAT DA FACK?!" made me laugh so hard
I honestly think this could be a decent game if they just polished up the physics engine, HUD features, and fixed some of the minor bugs that are annoying. It sounds like a lot, but it's definitely accomplish-able.
Won't lie, every time the van flipped I cried
"This just in, a pair of assholes has been seen breaking windows in the local area. Police advise home owners to keep a lookout for a white van that is extremely rear wheel drive and a man walking at a slant. The suspects are to thought to be poorly armed and basically harmless."
"However, one of the men has been confirmed to be willing to murder any who witness his vandalism of windows."
lewis: I dont know what just happened
sips: what just happened
sips wins the award of being the most helpful teamate
I love this new series of Lewis and Sips play shitty games.
they been doing this series for a while now
Thomas Shilling NNYYYEEEHHHAAHHHAAA
"Why do you murder everyone?! You're not supposed to murder people!"
-Lewis, 2017
"Welcome to my pawn shop, how can ah help yeah"
If it wasn't so broken, a game like this would be fun as hell.
Now I know that I'd be terrified to live in Bristol or Jersey with these two professionals nearby.
Cell Phone, 33
Packaged Meal, 44
"You don't kill someone to cover up your window-breaking!"
I have no idea how, but I will find some way to slip that into a conversation with co-workers tomorrow without sounding totally insane.
So how'd it go? Did you do it? Did you sound insane?
hes probably in jail
RIP Finn Underwood, murdered by his fellow co-workers while window breaking
I wish my car did random barrel rolls.
I honestly love the Lewis, Sips dynamic much more than any other dynamic in the Yogscast at the moment... Except maybe Tom and Sjin.
ResoluteHeart simon and lewis? sips and sjin? duncan and kim? ZOEY AND FIONA?
Honestly I like Lewis and Sips better. They aren't super immature and at least one of them knows how to do shit. It's just entertaining compared to the rest tbh
You know it's bad when you see "klepto" in a video game and you say "Oh the really glitchy game!"
Great, now I have Yakety Sax stuck in my head again. Also, Sips' slanted running had me gasping for air.
The lighht reflecting off the wet ground looked beautiful, despite everything else in this game
I swear sometimes it's like they've never played video games.
"I think I'm turning off the burglar alarm."
_See's progress bar going up_
_Stops_
"I think I've turned it off."
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Edit: Accidentally used Reddit formatting not RUclips's formatting.
This comment basically sums up the Yogscast.
Lewis, stuck at the front door and can't leave.
Immediately leaves when the alarm goes off.
16:00 Who else thought of Trucking Tuesday?
YOGSCAST Lewis & Sips
"Welcome to mah pawnshop ! How can I help ya ?"
- Old dude 2017
I gotta say, those road reflections look really nice for a game like this.
Lewis reviewing "klepto":
"SHIIIEEEEEET WHATTAFUK!?!?!"
Hope the boys are having fun on ski vacation
"Hello everyone, hello Si....psss!" I love the guy but still no simon lool
Team DD now headlining the Yogscast main channel, amazing
These Yogscast oneshots have been amazing.
One minute in and all I have to say is GOD DAMN IT SIPS
Lewis "oh i think i can hack the alarm!" *does it half way then stops*
Lewis "i think i done it!"
*smashes window and sets off alarm*
sighhh
17:56 I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.
Lewis: I'm not sure what happened there...
Sips(Literally right afterwards): What happened there?
This game you don't watch for game play, but you watch for the glitches
got trucking tuesdays vibe from the van :D
Lewis: "I'm not sure what happened there.."
Sips: "What happened there?"
Lewis: "Wh- I don't know"
"How do I not do this whatever I'm doing?" -Lewis Brindley 2017
I have crippling pneumonia.
COLT Fin nice
Huuuuuge dick
And heatstrokeousis
I ended up in critical care for a week dying from pneumonia. If you're watching Yogscast and typing you have crippling pneumonia, then odds are, it's not very crippling. lol.
I have crippling depression :(
At 12:33 it sounds like lewis is about to say Sjin xD
Lewis: "I'm happy to go in through the back." hehe I bet you are. You dirty boy.
12:30 lewis calls sips sjin lmao
Keeter Da Panda LOL. It was like "Sji-" then he realised what he was about to say 😅.
Papa Slim Ikr XD
Break into peoples houses... during daylight. LOL
Lol butter sells as much as a cell phone.
That "NOOOOOO!" was from Half Life 2! ?!??!?!
This is basically the bandits from home alone :D
i feel like this game actually has potential. this is if they would fix every known bug in the tec world.
We are the Kleptomaniacs da da da
And we are Zany to the max da da daa
Damn I love Sips in a straight way
Still better walking animations than the new Mass Effect
Comrade Necron Yeah, i was just joking...
Whenever i run with something in my hands i make sure to whip them dangerously close to my eyes.
I'm happy to go in through the back - Lewis Brindly 2017
That van can do low-speed wheelies. o_O
the van glitching is glorious!
The pawnbroker looks like wolf blitzer
Whoever in the office found and convinced you to play this game, give them my regards.
these guys remind me of llamas with hats
"For cods sake Sjin!" Lmao
This game in one sentence: "I'm stuck."
Honestly feel with the right team this game (or this type) could be pretty awesome.
The butter was worth more LMAO!
i hate how many shit games there are nowadays, and they seem to do really well cause they are so bad its funny which just makes it so that people think they can make even more shit games and the cycle continues.
THIS GAME IS SO SHIT AGH
im not saying that you cant have fun in these games im just saying its lowering the general quality of games
This is how game designers get better. All the AAA developers have had their term making much simpler, 'shitter' games in the past, when it was more expected back when video games were more of a frontier. Now they have huge teams and huge budgets. If you don't let people try, you limit yourself to only what the AAA developers put out.
It's all about the concept. This game has a good concept, it just needs work and polishing. Better than a polished game with a poor concept.
Take a look at Blackwake; a game with a good concept that nobody has really profited on (mainly the multiplayer dynamic boarding), but aside from the engine's graphics, isn't that great on the technical side.
I know AAA games gave been shit that's what im saying if they see that games like this do well it gives them even less motivation to actually try on their games.
NOT ALL GAMES ARE BAD INDIE OR AAA THATS NOT WHAT IM SAYING IM SAYING THAT THERE ARE ALLOT OF BAD GAMES RIGHT NOW IN MY OPINION IM NOT MAKING A PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ANY OF YOU
Please isolate 'I'm happy to go in through the back' at 5:04
"Well Done" 7:31
The world needs this game
Gloriously glitchtastic!
More please! That was hilarious
what a fucking mess but man it was amazing!! more!!!!
"Siiiiiiiiiiiips! why did you murder him."
W-welcome to Trucking Tuesday
In a world where every window is equipped with an alarm - two idiots try to make it as the best team of robbers the world has ever known...
Love that Half-Life 2 civilian death sound.
IM CRYING SO GOOD
Love the Winnie the Pooh reference in there xD
What a video, had me in stitches
oh god! its like if GTA5 was made by bandainamco!
Hang a trombone on a coat rack (by it's slide of course), because that's definitely a safe place to put it.
I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!
Oh god I remember AllShamNoWow playing this, fucking hilarious
Haha under 1 minute club!
this game looks like speed walking simulator 2000.. I thought Mr. T. had put an end to it..
The Wet Bandits😂😂
My god, it's the perfect game.
16:00 Wait was that music from GasGusslers eXtreme?
Isn't that Licensed?
Trucking Tuesdays everyone.
it's a great idea for a game
Is it coincidence or serendipity that the weird leaning that Sips does is reminiscent of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" music video?
... Serendipidence?
Not sure what is sadder! How bad this game is or the fact that I could not make one anywhere near as good.......lol
Im a 42.5 year old man who just subscribed. Who is this 'Simon' that everyone's talking about?
2:09 Lewis swearing
Nothing like listening to emo music while you drive off into the sunset with stolen goods in the back of your bandwagon... 16:56
god's been swinging -lewis brindley 2013
why does Simon never do any of the oneshots any more
He would have just screamed and done nothing even remotely useful. :-/
Well one-shot was a sips and lewis thing originally, Simon probably did some due to the fact that lewis was busy or something.
Because he has crippling depression and wants to end his pitiful life.
Oneshot has ALWAYS been a Lewis and Sips series. What are you on about?
Tangible Pear i mean he isnt in anything other then gmod or gta5
I love these guys, but this game hurt me so much to watch