Why am I SO OBSESSED with techwear?

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @katakimikusan
    @katakimikusan 8 месяцев назад +32001

    Where to buy??

    • @yijihoon
      @yijihoon  8 месяцев назад +4958

      Unidenonline.com !

    • @Ka_and_Na
      @Ka_and_Na 8 месяцев назад +2314

      Where to buy??? My question is how do you wash it!!

    • @CYRAQUESS99
      @CYRAQUESS99 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ka_and_Nawith water

    • @Johnlied
      @Johnlied 8 месяцев назад +1115

      @@ranranpoopantsjealous?

    • @justdecent5909
      @justdecent5909 8 месяцев назад

      @@ranranpoopantsgo get a mirror

  • @elazybelleorr2472
    @elazybelleorr2472 9 месяцев назад +33877

    His clothes are the fashion equivalent of a swiss army knife 😂

    • @atd2666
      @atd2666 9 месяцев назад +252

      Which barely gets used, only the swiss army knife is pretty at least

    • @elazybelleorr2472
      @elazybelleorr2472 9 месяцев назад +54

      Isn't of any consequence to me how he wears his clothes or how he uses them, and ofc prefence is purely subjective, it's entertainment at the end of the day even if it is just sports/athletic wear.

    • @forzaly6535
      @forzaly6535 9 месяцев назад +228

      @@atd2666the clothes look hella sleek idk wtf u on

    • @BigCogInASmallContraption
      @BigCogInASmallContraption 9 месяцев назад +12

      yeah but instead of useful attachments, he has 28 pockets

    • @FriendlyAudio
      @FriendlyAudio 9 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@atd2666bro probably thinks Gucci looks nice

  • @weenyworm4157
    @weenyworm4157 8 месяцев назад +9964

    This man is the reason all of women's clothing has no pockets. He stole every single one of them in one fit.

    • @redmarble5624
      @redmarble5624 8 месяцев назад +2

      Women's clothing doesn't have pockets because they have to wear skin tight ass revealing fabric

    • @robbyjeter3183
      @robbyjeter3183 8 месяцев назад +70

      This needs to be pinned lol😂

    • @WanderingYach
      @WanderingYach 8 месяцев назад +21

      Pin this comment😂

    • @ryds2722
      @ryds2722 8 месяцев назад +6

      Bravo 😅

    • @aurawhales8393
      @aurawhales8393 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

  • @valkarie0x.
    @valkarie0x. 9 месяцев назад +3800

    Bro is a walking ad at this point

    • @parzival2077
      @parzival2077 8 месяцев назад +30

      Every luxury or expensive branded clothing makes you a walking ad
      Shocking I know 😐

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 8 месяцев назад +7

      Every expensive shit always make you walking ads, where the fuck do you think they got exclusivity?? Like apple, Ferrari, Hermes etc

    • @kendrabeiser2849
      @kendrabeiser2849 8 месяцев назад

      Post link❤❤❤❤

    • @jiumaxy
      @jiumaxy 8 месяцев назад +1

      no branding???

  • @NumuGt
    @NumuGt 8 месяцев назад +2154

    So this is how all those video game characters can carry an LMG, 2 ARs, 3 Sub machine Guns, a Sniper rifle, 2 Rocket launchers and a Railgun.

    • @SpectreOps
      @SpectreOps 8 месяцев назад +56

      Don’t forget a full stack of all their ammo, as well as grenades and healing items lmao

    • @helpme9746
      @helpme9746 8 месяцев назад +23

      GTA inventory
      your character: tank top, shorts, sandals

    • @casualpotato44
      @casualpotato44 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's a more valid response than half of what he said. "Maybe because I want to feel and look like a video game character." Done deal. Go off king. Lol

    • @DrummerMatt-wu3gf
      @DrummerMatt-wu3gf 7 месяцев назад

      Shotgun

  • @isaiahdelp4862
    @isaiahdelp4862 9 месяцев назад +62362

    I would be losing shit all the time. "WHICH FUCKING POCKET DID I PUT THAT LIGHTER IN DAMNIT"

    • @Rise-With-Surya
      @Rise-With-Surya 9 месяцев назад +289

      😂😂

    • @syahrulvengers720
      @syahrulvengers720 9 месяцев назад +478

      true and I once suffer from that just by wearing normal hiking trousers lol

    • @Holysimba21
      @Holysimba21 9 месяцев назад +75

      I feel you😂😂

    • @protoni6996
      @protoni6996 9 месяцев назад +39

      😂 i know that feeling too good even 😂😂

    • @Koby871
      @Koby871 9 месяцев назад +35

      This happens to me even with cargos😂💀

  • @BrownieStark
    @BrownieStark 8 месяцев назад +4371

    Bro is waterproof in the desert

  • @frendyschouten2433
    @frendyschouten2433 8 месяцев назад +3008

    "Maybe it's because i am Batman"

  • @tpalabra6568
    @tpalabra6568 8 месяцев назад +893

    Getting robbed is the equivalent of solving a rubix cube for the robber.

    • @richardstanley7661
      @richardstanley7661 7 месяцев назад +8

      Nope. They will just leave him standing in his undies when he gets robbed

    • @humorss
      @humorss 7 месяцев назад

      he could carry 5 different weapons with his setup.

    • @creamylul6390
      @creamylul6390 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@richardstanley7661 and they still won't find his wallet 💀💀👾

    • @chrizzlybearlol
      @chrizzlybearlol 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@humorssnot in a country with laws and morally sound people. Usually this is not something to worry about.

    • @Qhari-vj7yp
      @Qhari-vj7yp 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@richardstanley7661Laugh sometimes bro

  • @adityajha7841
    @adityajha7841 8 месяцев назад +5993

    I finally understand how video game characters have so many inventory slots

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 8 месяцев назад +2805

    Womens clothing: no pockets
    Mens clothing:

    • @gabrielbadea4891
      @gabrielbadea4891 8 месяцев назад +5

      No reply... Let me change that😂

    • @manuelcortes3069
      @manuelcortes3069 8 месяцев назад +5

      He just took men's pockets to another level.

    • @36_chmbrs
      @36_chmbrs 8 месяцев назад +3

      How tf do you keep track of which clothes have different superpowers

    • @cameronbenn620
      @cameronbenn620 8 месяцев назад +1

      IYKYK 😂

    • @mennaahmed6168
      @mennaahmed6168 8 месяцев назад +1

      as a girl i would never wear an outfit that doesn't have pockets

  • @stephenimsong3462
    @stephenimsong3462 8 месяцев назад +2206

    Bro is sustaining the entire zipper and button industry

    • @ahuman5181
      @ahuman5181 8 месяцев назад +17

      Please add more pockets to women's clothes

    • @evanclairmont3610
      @evanclairmont3610 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'm putting my Asian clothes on tomorrow now

    • @ordinaryfellow9093
      @ordinaryfellow9093 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ahuman5181The demands aren't many, the market isn't rewarding, the gender is not male.
      We should focus on selling more sperate product shampoo that literally does the same thing as any other.

    • @iam-retarded-but
      @iam-retarded-but 8 месяцев назад

      And gloves

    • @yijihoon
      @yijihoon  8 месяцев назад +7

      You got me rolling! lol!

  • @FatherMullet
    @FatherMullet 8 месяцев назад +532

    "..access my quick zipper to access my other zipper"

  • @JustFollowingOrdersYT
    @JustFollowingOrdersYT 9 месяцев назад +4537

    The reason he's in the desert is because there's no way someone obsessed with techware is gonna be caught even close to touching grass.

    • @dmandamen6719
      @dmandamen6719 9 месяцев назад +86

      Thank you for the big laugh

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 9 месяцев назад +10

      Lol

    • @isuckatediting6898
      @isuckatediting6898 9 месяцев назад +11

      Gold

    • @daveswietlik6291
      @daveswietlik6291 9 месяцев назад +94

      Lol
      All this gear is trash for hiking too. Super heavy and you'd get soaked with sweat under there.
      Down jacket, merino wool baselayer, wool socks, and cotton everything else. That's rear "tech wear".

    • @camera_man6969
      @camera_man6969 9 месяцев назад +1

      damn

  • @oliverberger4976
    @oliverberger4976 8 месяцев назад +2118

    The 30 minute game of “where is my phone”.

    • @Hotteststewpot
      @Hotteststewpot 8 месяцев назад +59

      Even worse, I can feel where it is, “I just don’t know which pocket to go in.” 😂

    • @congluo1654
      @congluo1654 8 месяцев назад +8

      where is my phone -> where is my fucking phone

    • @Knight_141
      @Knight_141 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Hotteststewpot the 30 layers of pockets just stacked on each other lol

  • @nicholasesteves9143
    @nicholasesteves9143 8 месяцев назад +999

    "Maybe it's because if I press this button I become Ironman"

  • @This_Guy_970
    @This_Guy_970 8 месяцев назад +61

    It’s the enthusiasm in his voice that sold me.

  • @evannguyen5611
    @evannguyen5611 8 месяцев назад +955

    “Give me your wallet now!”
    “Shit ion even know where my wallet is”

    • @pratibhabhandari6515
      @pratibhabhandari6515 8 месяцев назад +4

      💀

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 8 месяцев назад +11

      Man's gonna have to strip down to nothing but his tech undies if he wants to live.

    • @lokuajc
      @lokuajc 8 месяцев назад +1

      An ion is an atom or molecule with an electric charge....

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@lokuajc how about a shit ion?

    • @lokuajc
      @lokuajc 8 месяцев назад

      @@nickv1212 electrically charged shit particles! Clings to your TV or your hair if you wear socks on carpet...

  • @gaspartolocka3041
    @gaspartolocka3041 8 месяцев назад +909

    "Maybe it's because my jacket can transform into a parachute if I fall"

  • @rako9744
    @rako9744 8 месяцев назад +667

    robber:gimme everything in your pockets
    this man:💀💀

    • @amirulhamizan3440
      @amirulhamizan3440 8 месяцев назад +27

      14 pairs of gloves, take it or leave it 🗿

    • @VerzTheOneWhoRots
      @VerzTheOneWhoRots 8 месяцев назад +6

      "Which pocket?"
      "It's a glove"
      "The other ones!"
      "All thirty of them have gloves"

    • @phantasticmrphasma9874
      @phantasticmrphasma9874 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe its because he’s lame

    • @Soflyuli
      @Soflyuli 8 месяцев назад

      Nothing but gloves in them

  • @RexiRexx87
    @RexiRexx87 8 месяцев назад +48

    Officer: He was reaching for a pocket Sir.

    • @pasha7346
      @pasha7346 7 месяцев назад +1

      Which one?

    • @venkatreddy9975
      @venkatreddy9975 7 месяцев назад

      he would be reaching for one any which way he moved 🤣🤣🤣@@pasha7346

  • @AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent
    @AcceptableAsGenerallyDecent 8 месяцев назад +1163

    someone asked “why” and he just started FLEXING

    • @huzefa69
      @huzefa69 8 месяцев назад +7

      plot twist: that comment asking why was his alt account

    • @iamapant8142
      @iamapant8142 8 месяцев назад

      *UNZIPPING

    • @g34rg0rl
      @g34rg0rl 8 месяцев назад +1

      Nobody even asked. He just wanted to

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 8 месяцев назад

      Ngl, that's a pretty good reasoning. 😂

  • @franklynetwentyfour1629
    @franklynetwentyfour1629 8 месяцев назад +765

    "Maybe its because my jacket turns into a 8 man tent"

  • @stretchh2o
    @stretchh2o 8 месяцев назад +1936

    "Maybe its because-"
    (Takes off pants)

  • @Adam4
    @Adam4 8 месяцев назад +56

    PSA: A DWR coating does not make something "waterproof", it is a temporary hydrophobic coating applied to garments that wears off and needs to be reapplied every so often. Market leaders in water-resistant garments such as Gore-Tex will tell you as much

    • @pixpusha
      @pixpusha 8 месяцев назад

      And these are the chemicals responsible for trashing our water supply so unless folks work in specific industries that need these for safety, I would advocate not buying this crap. Our planet and our health is bad off right now because of these chemicals.

    • @bearwynn
      @bearwynn 7 месяцев назад +8

      and gore-tex isn't even a market leader in technology anymore.
      They had to change the original recipe for the material due to health concerns and now it's the same breathable-waterproof membrane that literally everyone else uses.
      don't bother with it because you'll be paying the gore-tex markup for supermarket own brand waterproofing

    • @MrMadalien
      @MrMadalien 7 месяцев назад +1

      And that shit is full of forever chemicals.

    • @pixpusha
      @pixpusha 7 месяцев назад

      @@MrMadalien They're going to delete your comment. I said the same thing and my comment disappeared. We've messed up our planet and our bodies at the expense of making money.

  • @CxldSweat
    @CxldSweat 8 месяцев назад +1924

    Imagine hiking next to this dude and he suddenly transforms his entire outfit ☠️

    • @TommyWalker1
      @TommyWalker1 8 месяцев назад +36

      I imagine he ends up transforms into a tent.

    • @cbdcorndog6058
      @cbdcorndog6058 8 месяцев назад +18

      Starts the hike wearing a sleek slim fit outfit, and by the end of it he’s got a baggy fit with endless pockets 😂

    • @Raining_V8
      @Raining_V8 8 месяцев назад

      Funny
      Next time type transformed​@@TommyWalker1

    • @yammie1536
      @yammie1536 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yea, we kinda just experienced it. Remember?

    • @BRY0402
      @BRY0402 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TommyWalker1bro just turns himself into a tent transformers style and leaves it with just his underwear

  • @Avaddon911
    @Avaddon911 8 месяцев назад +1678

    “Maybe it’s because I look like I just stepped out of the matrix”

    • @keak_innit
      @keak_innit 8 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

    • @JemelWatson
      @JemelWatson 8 месяцев назад +1

      How much does cloths cost in The Matrix?

    • @unadventurer_
      @unadventurer_ 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@JemelWatson I'm thinking about getting robot legs

  • @IkI600
    @IkI600 9 месяцев назад +1672

    "The stand user could be anyone", the stand user:

    • @peterparker4745
      @peterparker4745 8 месяцев назад +21

      Is this a jojo reference

    • @7black151
      @7black151 8 месяцев назад +37

      @@peterparker4745everything is a jojo reference 🗿

    • @Lohefalter94
      @Lohefalter94 8 месяцев назад +21

      Jojo fans trying to not make a jojo reference

    • @xxdolphin_lover69xx64
      @xxdolphin_lover69xx64 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Lohefalter94Impossible

    • @tsbrothinkstoomuch
      @tsbrothinkstoomuch 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Lohefalter94impossible. I can't stop for even 9 seconds.

  • @chrisgeorge84
    @chrisgeorge84 8 месяцев назад +52

    Quick release zipper is hilarious. Go put a jacket on and unzip it halfway and tell me how long it took lol

    • @quinten7064
      @quinten7064 7 месяцев назад +4

      But if you're going for a weapon. . .

  • @Kory_
    @Kory_ 9 месяцев назад +8585

    how many gloves do you need in your pockets

    • @Frietoe
      @Frietoe 9 месяцев назад +123

      27

    • @otabwill709
      @otabwill709 9 месяцев назад +34

      I think he’s using gloves as a censor for RUclips

    • @kaasvis1421
      @kaasvis1421 9 месяцев назад +11

      Him: " *YES* "

    • @harsvardhan6107
      @harsvardhan6107 9 месяцев назад +8

      It's to cleanup witness , so can't have just one pair

    • @aliolleik6270
      @aliolleik6270 9 месяцев назад +1

      YES

  • @jonsnothere84
    @jonsnothere84 8 месяцев назад +872

    “Because my pockets have pockets” is the only valid argument here

    • @albertsaffron7582
      @albertsaffron7582 8 месяцев назад +5

      That’s the only one I’ll accept too

    • @DotyFuzz
      @DotyFuzz 8 месяцев назад +1

      And water resistance

    • @heikichikazu5942
      @heikichikazu5942 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@DotyFuzz but does my water resistance have pockets? Didn't think so

    • @DotyFuzz
      @DotyFuzz 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@heikichikazu5942 🤣🤣🤣 you have a point

    • @jonsnothere84
      @jonsnothere84 8 месяцев назад

      @@heikichikazu5942 new tactical meta-feature unlocked!

  • @MaeraLeigh
    @MaeraLeigh 8 месяцев назад +487

    Bro has 26 pockets and 27 pairs of gloves fr 😂

  • @Speckled_Clout
    @Speckled_Clout 8 месяцев назад +5

    This man out here deploying pockets 😂

  • @tukangiseng
    @tukangiseng 8 месяцев назад +1512

    A new superhero is born...
    The Pocketman.
    Even Doraemon is jealous of him

    • @mohammadramal7961
      @mohammadramal7961 8 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @No.no_body
      @No.no_body 8 месяцев назад +4

      Pocketcat…

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 8 месяцев назад +3

      Tasukete Doraemon!!!!!

    • @eh-269
      @eh-269 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fr 😂 doraemon wished he had this many pockets

    • @silverchariot1579
      @silverchariot1579 8 месяцев назад +1

      He's the man Robert Liefield always use as reference

  • @ChiamLavis
    @ChiamLavis 9 месяцев назад +5267

    This dude is already in 2024

    • @oliviakeller2443
      @oliviakeller2443 9 месяцев назад +152

      That's like in 16 days

    • @scottchapman9072
      @scottchapman9072 9 месяцев назад +81

      @@oliviakeller2443exactly 🤣

    • @WUNNA3500
      @WUNNA3500 9 месяцев назад

      💀​@@oliviakeller2443

    • @magiclegume
      @magiclegume 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@oliviakeller2443looooll hahhaha

    • @swurvling
      @swurvling 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@oliviakeller2443 U ruined the joke

  • @josephmiller6748
    @josephmiller6748 8 месяцев назад +1865

    Imagine being a cop and searching his pockets 😂

    • @cousinandgames9999
      @cousinandgames9999 8 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @zakezoe7653
      @zakezoe7653 8 месяцев назад +2

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @mlordd
      @mlordd 8 месяцев назад +45

      And all of them are filled with gloves

    • @iwanttherealmeme7479
      @iwanttherealmeme7479 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@mlorddCop: Please open your glovebox for me sir.
      Him: *WHICH ONE!?*

    • @Goose21995
      @Goose21995 8 месяцев назад

      Cops Barley search hidden pockets. I had 2 bundles of heroin in my sleeve pocket on my puffer coat n they never found it but they searched my car and my pants like crazy

  • @SubjectE57
    @SubjectE57 8 месяцев назад +11

    Damn I thought he was about to pull yet more gloves out of that hidden pocket at the end

    • @ringo3650
      @ringo3650 7 месяцев назад

      could be glocks

  • @user-wc1hi4we9q
    @user-wc1hi4we9q 9 месяцев назад +365

    *Company Slogan:* One zip can change your drip

    • @FixFaxx
      @FixFaxx 9 месяцев назад +1

      Thats funny asf😂 they should hire you

    • @melterrell5724
      @melterrell5724 9 месяцев назад +2

      More like "one more zipper is never enough"

    • @aerapark4982
      @aerapark4982 9 месяцев назад +1

      This is genius

    • @rohilrajpurohit8054
      @rohilrajpurohit8054 9 месяцев назад +2

      Underrated comment

  • @saatvikraj6717
    @saatvikraj6717 8 месяцев назад +242

    Bro got that Minecraft inventory💀💀💀

  • @b40pll
    @b40pll 9 месяцев назад +1577

    Bro was getting cooked on reels so he switched to yt shorts 😂😂

  • @SamGarcia
    @SamGarcia 8 месяцев назад +6

    Techwear: a lot of waterproof zippers and pockets

  • @adobestorys4259
    @adobestorys4259 8 месяцев назад +277

    My cyberpunk character trynna explain to the npcs

  • @CrazyKZ_productions
    @CrazyKZ_productions 8 месяцев назад +641

    Bruh i was waiting for him to say "so I have pockets to keep... My other pockets"

    • @exformiga6718
      @exformiga6718 8 месяцев назад +1

      Me thinking he was about to pull a knife out in the store

    • @Alkatross
      @Alkatross 8 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe it's because I can deploy an umbrella... from my hat.

  • @tofusem
    @tofusem 8 месяцев назад +536

    “Maybe it’s because he likes techwear?” 😂

  • @kylethompson2539
    @kylethompson2539 8 месяцев назад +11

    "Maybe it's because it makes me look like an Edgerunner from Cyberpunk"

  • @DeezBMemes
    @DeezBMemes 8 месяцев назад +1087

    "Why am I so obsessed with Techwear?"
    -Cuz he has to make a whole commercial

    • @brickfork401
      @brickfork401 8 месяцев назад +5

      Cuz he Asian

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@brickfork401bro what?

    • @brickfork401
      @brickfork401 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂, sorry, that thing looks really hot though pocket space your good though

    • @dominicgalloway4481
      @dominicgalloway4481 8 месяцев назад +2

      Nawh, it's so that he can store his gloves. Duh.

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus 8 месяцев назад

      ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊

  • @zombieslayer9910
    @zombieslayer9910 8 месяцев назад +2087

    "Maybe it's because I have pockets to hide my pocket hiding pockets."
    Not to be that guy but, 2k is alot, cool I guess👍🏼🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @RIForg
      @RIForg 8 месяцев назад +5

      OMG the searching for this comment.

    • @user-uv8ev3hs8x
      @user-uv8ev3hs8x 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @voltsp288
      @voltsp288 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's good

    • @MrMCLvideo
      @MrMCLvideo 8 месяцев назад +1

      Remember that Spongebob episode? 😂😂😂😂

    • @MyNameIsNotPatrick
      @MyNameIsNotPatrick 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe it's because I have a pocket the mounts out of a pocket that mounts out of a pocket.

  • @LightBeforeDark1
    @LightBeforeDark1 8 месяцев назад +427

    "Maybe it's because I can fly when I want to? "

    • @gobzanuff5078
      @gobzanuff5078 8 месяцев назад

      "Maybe because im able to collect my ejaculation fluid in public without no one noticing"

    • @ruzhinov
      @ruzhinov 8 месяцев назад +4

      Not too advanced yet. But this is also scary to jump with jacket from the clif :D

  • @AquazyBoxedU
    @AquazyBoxedU 8 месяцев назад +5

    Legend has it that he never runs out of gloves

  • @user-golos
    @user-golos 8 месяцев назад +1203

    Man I’ve only seen this dudes videos on instagram, the comments on his YT shorts are so nice 💀

    • @novarise4078
      @novarise4078 8 месяцев назад +161

      true lmao Instagram comments completely roast him 💀

    • @bodyinthesewer
      @bodyinthesewer 8 месяцев назад +85

      it's a whole different world here lmao

    • @ylvany1
      @ylvany1 8 месяцев назад +50

      I like it here

    • @moondreamy
      @moondreamy 8 месяцев назад +59

      I know right, it's hell on Instagram 😭

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 8 месяцев назад +42

      As an Instagram user and commenter, Instagram commenters are unhinged 💀

  • @johnnyregs2378
    @johnnyregs2378 8 месяцев назад +955

    This is EXACTLY how calm i want my pilot to sound in this situation

    • @cosmotect
      @cosmotect 8 месяцев назад +5

      In what situation? Is your plane falling?

    • @johnnyregs2378
      @johnnyregs2378 8 месяцев назад

      @@cosmotect did you...not watch the video?

    • @cosmotect
      @cosmotect 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@johnnyregs2378 I did. Just wanted to make a stupid joke

    • @Faisal.almubarak
      @Faisal.almubarak 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnnyregs2378i did , but still don’t understand what you mean

    • @bubble_boy0963
      @bubble_boy0963 8 месяцев назад +3

      What situation? What does it have to do with being a pilot lmao there’s no mention of a plane and the situation here is extremely specific.

  • @SUMITDEBNATH69
    @SUMITDEBNATH69 8 месяцев назад +158

    -"or my hidden pockets"
    "To keep more gloves?"
    "To keep my drugs?"
    "To keep nuclear weapons?"

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 8 месяцев назад +5

      No, for more pockets

    • @SUMITDEBNATH69
      @SUMITDEBNATH69 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@ellusiv5121 and more gloves in those pockets. And more pockets in those gloves 👽

    • @samuelgalvao8937
      @samuelgalvao8937 8 месяцев назад +3

      To keep my drugs

    • @ccruz3028
      @ccruz3028 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@samuelgalvao8937I thought that's where he was going with that last bit too. Lol

  • @SiriusMuller16
    @SiriusMuller16 8 месяцев назад

    The fashion i didnt know i needed wow

  • @mischam07
    @mischam07 8 месяцев назад +147

    "Maybe it's because I can play GTA VI on my socks"

  • @dingosaur00
    @dingosaur00 9 месяцев назад +1646

    as a construction worker this caught my attention
    Edit: i got insulated boots and a milwaukee bib for winter, something like this would be cool for sping type weather

    • @jojostalino1377
      @jojostalino1377 9 месяцев назад +39

      This is really expansive stuff. You don't want to destroy it with ciment.

    • @javierreyes786
      @javierreyes786 9 месяцев назад +11

      I was just thinking the utility of these things is very similar to functional construction clothes

    • @Vikturus2k6
      @Vikturus2k6 9 месяцев назад +6

      Millwright, they wouldn’t last a week let alone a day. Helly Hansen has great pants with lots of storage.

    • @karlebersberger2835
      @karlebersberger2835 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well, as a construction worker chances are you will get caught as a hole. Dangling mid air from a scaffolding on your slingy jacket

    • @Dugan-wo8pz
      @Dugan-wo8pz 9 месяцев назад

      @@karlebersberger2835glad it caught me

  • @Liam-cq4cb
    @Liam-cq4cb 8 месяцев назад +119

    Finally, the sufficient amount of pockets for all my gloves.

  • @moeeztofiq
    @moeeztofiq 8 месяцев назад +6

    "maybe its because i can release my quick release zipper to access my zipper underneath"

  • @eriknohero
    @eriknohero 8 месяцев назад +360

    Bro when you gonna get robbed the robber gonna be flabbergasted for the amount of things you keep on you

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta 8 месяцев назад +14

      70% of the things in his pockets are gloves though

    • @tonyvelasquez6776
      @tonyvelasquez6776 8 месяцев назад +4

      I always giigle when I see these fashion Asians on the hiking trails

    • @FuttBuck.97
      @FuttBuck.97 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or it'll take the guy awhile to find his phone lol

  • @Andrew_Tate_motivation770
    @Andrew_Tate_motivation770 8 месяцев назад +487

    bro just called me broke in 20 languages

    • @motherisape
      @motherisape 8 месяцев назад +7

      Stop calling your self broke 😊

    • @Littlecrow2939
      @Littlecrow2939 8 месяцев назад +2

      Being broke is a state of mind he says 😂

    • @Littlecrow2939
      @Littlecrow2939 8 месяцев назад +1

      Being broke is a state of mind he says 😂

    • @berni5641
      @berni5641 8 месяцев назад +2

      He never called you broke and he only spoke one language.

  • @Atisdel_Entertainment_Official
    @Atisdel_Entertainment_Official 8 месяцев назад +191

    "Suspect is on foot wearing a black jacket.. No, now a grey blazer.. His shoes... No, his sandals are red... No grey now"

    • @not_glad
      @not_glad 8 месяцев назад +9

      "He's reaching for a weapon...no wait it's gloves"

  • @StreetWraithShooter
    @StreetWraithShooter 4 месяца назад

    The most waterproofed man in existence.

  • @bucknerfilm
    @bucknerfilm 9 месяцев назад +577

    love seeing these dudes irl. always look like they’re on a mission

    • @kylewalker5770
      @kylewalker5770 9 месяцев назад +39

      They look like they would be characters in a Tom Clancy video game 😂

    • @yobrethren
      @yobrethren 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@kylewalker5770 one hundred percent, the fella about to jump in the shadow and vanish from everyone's eyes for 27 hours 😂

    • @alexanderstribeckbength9169
      @alexanderstribeckbength9169 9 месяцев назад +1

      They look like fortnite characters

    • @Darsquarius
      @Darsquarius 9 месяцев назад +3

      Dorks

  • @NastyGolfer
    @NastyGolfer 8 месяцев назад +861

    I could watch him talk for an hour saying“Maybe it’s because…” and then showing off tech wear capabilities

    • @CaptainPowow
      @CaptainPowow 8 месяцев назад +10

      "Maybe it's because I can open a pocket dimension from this zipper, and quickly grab a cosmic weapon from an alternate reality to vanquish my foes," and so forth...

    • @YuraGacha
      @YuraGacha 8 месяцев назад +1

      Fr

    • @mineguy5322
      @mineguy5322 8 месяцев назад +1

      Bro is preparing for world war 3

  • @MrLordrex1
    @MrLordrex1 9 месяцев назад +708

    If batman was reincarnated as an influencer 💀

    • @user-zv7zl8yl3i
      @user-zv7zl8yl3i 9 месяцев назад +2

      Bro doest look like he got abandoned by his parents

    • @sarahkoho7794
      @sarahkoho7794 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@user-zv7zl8yl3iBatman’s parents didn’t abandoned him…. Am I missing something here?

    • @user-zv7zl8yl3i
      @user-zv7zl8yl3i 9 месяцев назад

      @@sarahkoho7794 well they did died.

    • @AmanSingh-ke3sf
      @AmanSingh-ke3sf 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-zv7zl8yl3iBro really called 'being orphaned' abandonment

    • @loganiron6633
      @loganiron6633 9 месяцев назад +5

      Murdered=abandoned? 📝

  • @d15t0rted4
    @d15t0rted4 8 месяцев назад

    The jacket is pretty cool but some tech wear looks so special

  • @emoriisus
    @emoriisus 8 месяцев назад +420

    “I wonder where my phone went… let me check my pockets.”

    • @recycledwaste8737
      @recycledwaste8737 8 месяцев назад +9

      2 hours later: "Damn, I think I left it in my car."

  • @savag3k750
    @savag3k750 9 месяцев назад +70

    “Maybe cause there’s so many pockets to keep my gloves, and hidden pockets for my hidden gloves “

  • @eddiev8148
    @eddiev8148 9 месяцев назад +520

    The quick release zipper is DOPE!!!

  • @CaraOMara
    @CaraOMara 8 месяцев назад

    Bro that outfit is crazy 😂 what the shit, I love it 😂❤❤

  • @kazpazz
    @kazpazz 8 месяцев назад +81

    Dude can’t even lie, the sling on that jacket sounds hella useful and those suede boots look hella nice

    • @autisticANDarmed
      @autisticANDarmed 8 месяцев назад

      Any goretex hiking boot. Go forth and enjoy dry feet. (Dry from rain anyway, you’ll sweat still)

    • @alletklameista
      @alletklameista 8 месяцев назад

      just tie the damn sleeves around your waist

    • @fredstead5652
      @fredstead5652 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@alletklameistaNah, put it over your shoulder unless you're twelve years old.

    • @kazpazz
      @kazpazz 8 месяцев назад

      @@alletklameista Nah around the waist gets me weird stares and I don't want that shit on my shoulder while I'm tryna run or shit, which seems like you can see why a sling is a better option

    • @alletklameista
      @alletklameista 8 месяцев назад

      @@kazpazz who gives a shit about social perceptions. Ill wear a fucking tutu and give 0 fucks

  • @decouple
    @decouple 8 месяцев назад +812

    okay so in summary: weird pockets, waterproof, and he likes zippers

    • @mrbs198
      @mrbs198 8 месяцев назад +14

      Specifically, weak zippers that split with a simple tug.

    • @stendortried
      @stendortried 8 месяцев назад +23

      And he likes gloves

    • @amirmuzakkir3450
      @amirmuzakkir3450 8 месяцев назад +3

      Zipperman

    • @ClipSideA
      @ClipSideA 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@amirmuzakkir3450 Sticky Fingers (JoJo)

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 8 месяцев назад +2

      Blud think he bucciarati 💀

  • @1KENBEATS
    @1KENBEATS 8 месяцев назад

    His whole lay fire !🔥🔥🔥

  • @anaccount468
    @anaccount468 8 месяцев назад +136

    employee: how many pockets do we add to the pants
    boss: YES

  • @shanmukhsrikar
    @shanmukhsrikar 9 месяцев назад +350

    Bro You got pants ?
    No, I got POCKETS !

  • @randomguy84159
    @randomguy84159 8 месяцев назад +52

    Everybody gangsta til he has to wash those waterproof clothes

    • @m0r3ru36
      @m0r3ru36 8 месяцев назад +5

      did you wash your jacket?

    • @humandruth
      @humandruth 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dawn tat coud be in a song❤

    • @alvin3009
      @alvin3009 8 месяцев назад +5

      There's tech wash detergent

  • @ramxking
    @ramxking 7 месяцев назад

    Best advert ever I be watching it over and over just because of the different locations

  • @frank6048
    @frank6048 8 месяцев назад +100

    Bro is about to transform into a tent for camping

  • @shreeakshay5570
    @shreeakshay5570 8 месяцев назад +140

    The security guard quitting his job with this one 💯💯🗣️🗣️💨💨💥💥

  • @MoldOfClay
    @MoldOfClay 9 месяцев назад +96

    BRO CALLED ME POOR IN SO MANY WAYS 😂😂😂

  • @bdhkstudios7600
    @bdhkstudios7600 5 месяцев назад

    It gets so unglamorous when what you're storing in the concealed pockets is planters peanuts and a chewy bar wrapper

  • @MistPlayzYT
    @MistPlayzYT 8 месяцев назад +56

    "Bro Can You Put My Wallet In Your Pocke-"
    "Sure, Which Pocket?"

    • @kuratse205
      @kuratse205 8 месяцев назад +3

      "Your prison pocket."

  • @lilydawson8234
    @lilydawson8234 8 месяцев назад +271

    Clothes becoming more useful and versatile is what fashion should have become by now. I wish things like that were more common and in more varieties. I dont wanna know how expensive it is tho

    • @vakantieman3270
      @vakantieman3270 8 месяцев назад +8

      Nah man clothing used to be functional and well made. Made for a purpose.
      All this waterproof stuff doesn’t look to comfy to b honest.
      Even goretex doesn’t breath when it’s wet so it still feel like wearing a rain suit. Nothing beets proper leather boots .

    • @_daxaion
      @_daxaion 8 месяцев назад +4

      yeah screw those goofy big red boots and ginormous pimp jackets they call "fashion"! this is proper fashion.

    • @Shyvorix
      @Shyvorix 8 месяцев назад

      ​@vakantieman3270 I love leather boots a lot but you will never catch me wearing them if they're not weather/waterproof and it's pouring rain outside for days. For snow eh it depends.
      I think the only thing worth are weather resistant pants since you can always wear jeans and such for warmer climates but for winter rain and snow they're really nice. Jackets....most jackets people wear are waterproof so...

    • @Deathstroke-bs8gx
      @Deathstroke-bs8gx 8 месяцев назад +2

      Cargo pants is all we need

    • @vulpritprooze
      @vulpritprooze 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@vakantieman3270 it looks cool though ngl. this be more worth it than those lame ass non functional clothing but even more expensive (say gucci and popular branded clothing)

  • @mekukul2011
    @mekukul2011 8 месяцев назад +339

    “So how do you wash your shoes?”
    “We use waterproof water😎”

    • @okbye7341
      @okbye7341 8 месяцев назад +2

      organic solvents LMAOO

    • @Realrich206
      @Realrich206 8 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @jonathanpalma713
    @jonathanpalma713 7 месяцев назад

    Maybe i want to also be obsessed about it. And that outfit actually drips

  • @spazmcat3853
    @spazmcat3853 8 месяцев назад +144

    "This is a pocket"
    "Dear god"
    "But theres more"
    "nOoo"

    • @ekco64
      @ekco64 8 месяцев назад +2

      TF2 reference 😂😂

  • @ken7432
    @ken7432 8 месяцев назад +109

    Tailor: how many pockets do you need?
    Techwear enthusiasts: Yes

  • @aegeanviper73
    @aegeanviper73 8 месяцев назад +60

    Being in the army i have learned to use every damn pocket and sometimes wearing normal clothes im like "damn i wish i had another pocket" id wear tf out of some of these

  • @Zerviscos
    @Zerviscos 8 месяцев назад +1

    So techwear is basically 80% zippers, 15% waterproof, and 5% gloves.

  • @Vexerino
    @Vexerino 8 месяцев назад +82

    "Why am I so obsessed with techwear?"
    You like the style, simple as that

  • @IamEpiphanyTTV
    @IamEpiphanyTTV 8 месяцев назад +91

    Run them pockets!
    Him: it’s gonna be a bit, you should sit down

  • @Femto-p4f
    @Femto-p4f 8 месяцев назад +57

    Bro is about to make his skin 100% waterproof techwear

  • @keyamahanta6909
    @keyamahanta6909 4 месяца назад

    Man wore his whole wardrobe in one go 💀

  • @obnoxiouspriest
    @obnoxiouspriest 8 месяцев назад +74

    Maybe it's because pretty much all my hiking gear has had all these features since forever. Waterproof. Expandable zips. Dual zips. All the zips. Pockets for weeks. Converts into its own bag, or a sling or whatever. Techware is just hiking/technical outdoors wear but at many times the price. Some of it does look snazzy though.

    • @artoriassif9458
      @artoriassif9458 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah clearly bro just likes the look which is fine but like be honest. Don't try act like its some practical reason.

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 8 месяцев назад

      bang on the money. It's concepts that are on "lame" looking hiking clothing which are ALREADY quite expensive, adapted for a modern aesthetic, for city kids to walk about in spending 3x as much on it

  • @smokymk4
    @smokymk4 8 месяцев назад +55

    Bro call us unwaterprof in 5 language's 💀

  • @TateEffect_yt
    @TateEffect_yt 9 месяцев назад +47

    I feel like that last sentence ends with "hidden pockets to keep my drugs"

    • @paper_bandit
      @paper_bandit 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same might have been intentional

    • @fruity_tooty1412
      @fruity_tooty1412 8 месяцев назад

      No its, “to keep more gloves” 😂

  • @Gsdavis.00
    @Gsdavis.00 7 месяцев назад

    Homie’s clothes have a learning curve

  • @TGF120
    @TGF120 8 месяцев назад +179

    That's actually pretty well done. Hope you get a decent kickback from them you are good in what you do.

  • @Scribbl3d0ut
    @Scribbl3d0ut 9 месяцев назад +219

    I legit couldn't keep up with this I was shocked and confused 😭

  • @Eghvcr
    @Eghvcr 8 месяцев назад +38

    I don't think your obsessed with techware, I think your obsessed with pockets 😂

  • @pepsibIue
    @pepsibIue 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bro is a anime side character