Bad news: lobsters aren’t naturally bright red Good news: some lobsters are bright blue. They’re rare due to their camouflage being compromised but they are quite pretty and very unique
Had to check if someone beat me to making this comment and am both happy I am not alone with this thought but also disappointed I was in fact beaten to the punch.
I haven't even played the game, but all the clips I've seen have shown me that she is exactly what I want in a woman. A giant golden retriever of a woman who could crush my head by flexing a single arm. Perfection.
The reason that so many fell in love with Karlach wasn't simply the fact that she is a muscle-y demonic woman, but moreso that she has the personality of a golden retriever on top of that. Had I not been maining barbarian for my first main playthrough, she would have been chilling on my team more often.
The lobster lady is totally an One Punch Man villain origin story. Like people literally become monsters in that universe for the stupidiest shit so she'd definitely become the lobster woman of her dreams.
My mind has conjured up two options on how that'd look and I don't know which is funnier: A.) She looks like a female Crabrante (the first monster Saitama beat before he became OP) B.) It's a giant, realistically detailed looking lobster that has a typical anime girl's voice.
WARNING: Random thought in motion People think I’m white and shy. Bro, I’m Native American and autistic. Technically, you’re on MY country and MY land. But, more importantly, in, MY. Personal. Space!
While I agree with the sentiment, I feel that you're actually a bot, considering this has nothing to do with the video. Unless you meant to comment elsewhere
@@gingermcgingin4106 unfortunately I’m not a bot… yet. I’m just autistic and tired and stressed and don’t need my comments to make sense. On a side note, all praise the Great Machine God!
@@mershere From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it Disgusted me. I caved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will ask my kind to save you… but I am already saved. For the machine is immortal! Even in death I server the Omnissiah.
Someone should have told this Woman, that lobsters only turn this bright red due to being boiled. Or maybe due to an infection with a parasite, that causes them to turn bright red, so seagulls and other birds have an easy time to spot and snatch them, so the parasite gets into the bird, furthering its live cycle. Though that could be exclusive to crabs. The parasite turning them red i mean. Either way, it spells death for a lobster.
I bought BG3 to play after finishing new (modded) playthroughs of 1&2 (not even done 1 yet), and I looked forward to romancing Karlach only to realize that might be difficult given my wish to play an evil drow Dark Urge...
I might do a full-on evil playthrough, some day, but I also am too fond of Astarion and Karlach, and I can't resist to first put the sorry vampire on a redemption arc with Durge.
Lobster woman has a brother who turned part crab. He died to a salaryman while trying to get revenge on a kid with a but-chin. I heard the salaryman later went bald.
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You sounded like Markiplier during the Lobster bit 😆
I don't have the heart to tell lobster woman that lobsters aren't that color until after they're boiled.
Bad news: lobsters aren’t naturally bright red
Good news: some lobsters are bright blue. They’re rare due to their camouflage being compromised but they are quite pretty and very unique
Had to check if someone beat me to making this comment and am both happy I am not alone with this thought but also disappointed I was in fact beaten to the punch.
You mean until they're hot?
Also don’t tell her lobsters are territorial :P
Don't tell her lobsters are solitary creatures.
That lobster review was true Tungsten Cube behaviour.
I didn't even think about that
TBH, the Tall, Musculare, Demon Woman, is also a big wholesome cinnamonbun and must be cherised at all times.
Isekai titles be like:
@@francenkovcan5211 i would watch/read that.
Karlach is love, Karlach is life ❤🔥
I haven't even played the game, but all the clips I've seen have shown me that she is exactly what I want in a woman.
A giant golden retriever of a woman who could crush my head by flexing a single arm.
Perfection.
The reason that so many fell in love with Karlach wasn't simply the fact that she is a muscle-y demonic woman, but moreso that she has the personality of a golden retriever on top of that. Had I not been maining barbarian for my first main playthrough, she would have been chilling on my team more often.
1:35 almost all lobster are brown in the wild, HE’S A FRUAD!
The lobster lady is totally an One Punch Man villain origin story. Like people literally become monsters in that universe for the stupidiest shit so she'd definitely become the lobster woman of her dreams.
My mind has conjured up two options on how that'd look and I don't know which is funnier:
A.) She looks like a female Crabrante (the first monster Saitama beat before he became OP)
B.) It's a giant, realistically detailed looking lobster that has a typical anime girl's voice.
You could say the shrek trophy was meant for an all star
man that lobster kinda rocks
The lobster woman is a strange new Batman villain
Larry The Lobster lore got revealed on that first one
I feel like the lobster person should be aware that lobsters. Are not red. Unless boiled.
Oh no, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! **Plays otamatone music for the next five hours**
paws?.. _Lobster_ paws... lobster *Paws*?
Not gonna lie, the first voice gave me Imperfect Cell vibes.
Oh my god it's only bots! The price of being early is high...
*JOINED A LOBSTER CULT*
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Thanks to this video I joined a lovely lobster cult❤❤❤. 10/10 video!
3:44 HATSUNE OTOMONE!?
The Tungsten Cube review is still the best review for me.
4:10 You forgot that she has the personality of a golden retriever
How long you think it'll be before people start becoming One Punch Man villians?
3:44 Screw that. I want to see someone cover The Fox’s Wedding
Did anyone else hear the first story and want to shout, "You're a madman, Wongburger!"
WARNING: Random thought in motion
People think I’m white and shy. Bro, I’m Native American and autistic. Technically, you’re on MY country and MY land. But, more importantly, in, MY. Personal. Space!
While I agree with the sentiment, I feel that you're actually a bot, considering this has nothing to do with the video.
Unless you meant to comment elsewhere
@@gingermcgingin4106 unfortunately I’m not a bot… yet. I’m just autistic and tired and stressed and don’t need my comments to make sense.
On a side note, all praise the Great Machine God!
@@jager477 THE GREAT MACHINE GOD
@@mershere From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh… it Disgusted me. I caved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will ask my kind to save you… but I am already saved.
For the machine is immortal!
Even in death I server the Omnissiah.
I'm white and shy, and I am very sorry I will get out of your personal space.
Someone should have told this Woman, that lobsters only turn this bright red due to being boiled. Or maybe due to an infection with a parasite, that causes them to turn bright red, so seagulls and other birds have an easy time to spot and snatch them, so the parasite gets into the bird, furthering its live cycle.
Though that could be exclusive to crabs. The parasite turning them red i mean.
Either way, it spells death for a lobster.
Didn't expect to hear someone transitioning to lobster.
I never knew whos car it was, but somebody at my highschool had the "your mom" decal on their car.
I still think about that.
That lobster post has serious Lord Sepulchre Groan vibes. Except that it's lobsters, rather than owls, of course.
Currently, there are more comments complaining about bots than there are bots. Fascinating.
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So the "in 2024" in the lobster one implies that we should let lobsters file lawsuits
I bought BG3 to play after finishing new (modded) playthroughs of 1&2 (not even done 1 yet), and I looked forward to romancing Karlach only to realize that might be difficult given my wish to play an evil drow Dark Urge...
I might do a full-on evil playthrough, some day, but I also am too fond of Astarion and Karlach, and I can't resist to first put the sorry vampire on a redemption arc with Durge.
Lobster woman has a brother who turned part crab. He died to a salaryman while trying to get revenge on a kid with a but-chin. I heard the salaryman later went bald.
...what is up with these comments lol. that aside, this is the best dramatic reading of an amazon review i've ever heard, PM xD
IT'S THE LOBSTER LASS
So early that you got to see the bots.
1:30 My man started sounding like a meat canyon video and I am HERE for it
If you like omatones, there is a cover of Wake Me Up done on them here on RUclips, 10/10
Amazoooooooooooom
The bots are funny but the only bot i care for is cybot
Love the bots XD
Thank you for the video.
At least one 'bot' is an actual person waiting attention.
lobsters are only red after getting cooked tho
Karlach is best girl, only non edgelord.
Sorry, spent $50CAD on Wallt Darling. Can't afford Cyana.
Less than 10 min club yay!
Damn, too late. No bots
What was the plush I feel weirdly drawn to it
Ah hell I'm very late but uh I'm here now so wah ha
>XD
Jeez there are so many bots in this comment section wth
Dead internet theory bro
First?
Huh I’ve never been this early before