The "FRIENDLY" Ice Cream Truck

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • Welcome to Markiplier's Friendly Night-Time Ice Cream Truck! Have you ever been frustrated that Ice Cream Trucks don't come around your neighborhood when you want dessert the most? Well worry no more because I'm here to bring that delicious treat straight to you with my unbelievably FRIENDLY service!

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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  7 лет назад +20470

    Do you scream for Ice Cream?

  • @OccultReality
    @OccultReality 7 лет назад +591

    "That's fifty dollars."
    "Oh shi-"
    *legs it*

    • @lotsofoptimism
      @lotsofoptimism 7 лет назад +5

      +~Sticky
      *outtie*

    • @goldkitty4ever168
      @goldkitty4ever168 7 лет назад +1

      ~Sticky That's the best part of the video XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @cassiekittyy
      @cassiekittyy 7 лет назад +2

      gOTTA B L A S T

  • @stopyourmadness7181
    @stopyourmadness7181 6 лет назад +723

    “Vehicle and *N A U G H T Y* “
    I actually died, send help.

    • @rosewolfwy8220
      @rosewolfwy8220 6 лет назад +3

      Nuts For Nutella NAUGHTY

    • @nicosavoy
      @nicosavoy 6 лет назад +1

      naughty ;)

    • @megannicolaysen8328
      @megannicolaysen8328 6 лет назад

      It also be
      Vehicles
      Are
      Naughty
      Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
      Tra la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @the_cursed_7775
      @the_cursed_7775 5 лет назад +1

      Don’t run Markiplier is *_FAST_* just LIKE in 8:46

  • @mochi_bunny5310
    @mochi_bunny5310 5 лет назад +1315

    Guy: How much is that dog?
    Markiplier: *Rages*

  • @cryptidcentral8308
    @cryptidcentral8308 4 года назад +385

    Just imagine how terrifying it is to have Mark chase you down full speed in a costco parking lot in the middle of the night

    • @jordan.emrys503
      @jordan.emrys503 Год назад +17

      i love how the kid is just like "oh shit" and just books it

    • @graycenotes
      @graycenotes Год назад +1

      Is it though? Lol

  • @Ally-mv2in
    @Ally-mv2in 6 лет назад +1739

    That’ll be $50.
    *RUN*

  • @AstralSpaceFox
    @AstralSpaceFox 4 года назад +1032

    I love how serious Mark is when he said Chica’s not available 😂

  • @_justnobody_629
    @_justnobody_629 4 года назад +453

    The way mark charges at the kid is hilarious.

    • @Roxi_xoxo
      @Roxi_xoxo Год назад +4

      “You think you can run from me?!?!??”

  • @SgtFCFox
    @SgtFCFox 4 года назад +175

    "its not creepy," he said while driving a white van painted like an icecream truck with no windows at 9:pm

  • @iceddork7342
    @iceddork7342 6 лет назад +1093

    I love how he doesn't understand driving in a white van... with a puppo... selling ice cream... chasing children... isn't creepy...

    • @briarrr__
      @briarrr__ 6 лет назад +116

      Oh he understands it but he's just making it funnier by acting like he doesn't know :P

    • @CRAutist
      @CRAutist 6 лет назад +42

      And the music.... and at night....

    • @thecuckchannel2798
      @thecuckchannel2798 6 лет назад +8

      But it isn't tho!

    • @NedreddDwr
      @NedreddDwr 6 лет назад +3

      Mark_nonce

    • @cryingchild6996
      @cryingchild6996 6 лет назад +9

      @@CRAutist in a non lit parking lot

  • @derpypigeon
    @derpypigeon 5 лет назад +939

    Mark: “You think you can run!?”
    Kid: why do I hear boss music

    • @fluffofoxo8824
      @fluffofoxo8824 4 года назад +25

      10/10 would play a game where Mark is the final boss

    • @TwistyBons
      @TwistyBons 4 года назад +3

      Fluffo Foxo I don’t think this is the point in the comment, but that would be awesome

  • @broken_clay5013
    @broken_clay5013 5 лет назад +2225

    Mark: *chases kid across parking lot*
    Me: gets AMBER alert
    *ah*

    • @nathanpeterson7458
      @nathanpeterson7458 4 года назад +74

      who is this amber alert and how do they know my license plate

    • @blossm
      @blossm 4 года назад +27

      @@nathanpeterson7458 her name is amber i think

    • @cozmic8288
      @cozmic8288 4 года назад +7

      Nathan Peterson lmao

    • @Xdinaryvilliann
      @Xdinaryvilliann 4 года назад +3

      Gabriuxu no it’s alert

    • @Edward.v.R
      @Edward.v.R 4 года назад +9

      Runnin' through the parking lot
      He chased me and he wouldn't stop
      Tag, you're in
      Tag, tag, you're in
      Sorry, couldn't stop thinking that it was very similar XD

  • @vizor4067
    @vizor4067 4 года назад +219

    Mark: "V.A.N"
    Also Mark: Vehicle and.. *NAUGHTY*

  • @kanannerz8427
    @kanannerz8427 6 лет назад +678

    I never thought I'd see the day that Mark drives around in a white van filled with ice cream and puppies at night, and chace kids though parking lots.
    Mark is slowly but surely losing his mind...

    • @literalfandomtrash
      @literalfandomtrash 6 лет назад +3

      Shimmie shimmie cocoa puffs I think I'm CooCoo! Wait he had one in the first place!

    • @hughjanus7589
      @hughjanus7589 6 лет назад +1

      Shimmie shimmie cocoa puffs I think I'm CooCoo! After Don't Push The Button I think we oughta update: he HAS gone insane

    • @valenciaclouds514
      @valenciaclouds514 6 лет назад

      Shimmie shimmie cocoa puffs I think I'm CooCoo! True

    • @jumbotime5731
      @jumbotime5731 2 года назад

      Shimmie shimmie cocoa puffs I think I'm CooCoo! I am also here thank you.

  • @pwney400
    @pwney400 6 лет назад +287

    Running through the parking lot
    he chased him and he wouldn't stop
    "Damn, he's quick"
    "Damn, he's real quick"

    • @avamaewoo2525
      @avamaewoo2525 6 лет назад +15

      Amy Lowe Grabbed his ice cream, pushed him down, took the cream right out his mouth.
      Damn, hes quick
      Damn, he s real quick

    • @gonzaloaraiza6774
      @gonzaloaraiza6774 6 лет назад

      Amy Lowe y u have heart by ur username did u pay $$4 for nothing

    • @melaniekomninos1836
      @melaniekomninos1836 6 лет назад

      SO WE R ASSUMING GENDERS NOW R WE?????

    • @shaylajoyr.6364
      @shaylajoyr.6364 6 лет назад

      Yes! I'm a crybaby! 🍼

  • @TheBlueGamer567
    @TheBlueGamer567 6 лет назад +536

    Mark?
    Why are you in a white ice cream truck in the middle of the night, selling overpriced ice cream without a license?
    Oh, because Chica makes it un-creepy.

  • @S_NAW
    @S_NAW 5 лет назад +209

    The whole time in my head : is he gonna get arrested?

  • @R28-h4e
    @R28-h4e 7 лет назад +2825

    Leave it to Chica to make it un-creepy.

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 7 лет назад +16

      ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 cue heavy breathing

    • @kingcj8291
      @kingcj8291 7 лет назад +10

      ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 I read that wrong and instead of chica it said china

    • @Mayakovskyite
      @Mayakovskyite 7 лет назад +5

      Its still creepy

    • @terepi
      @terepi 7 лет назад +5

      I scream cause I’m terrified. |-/

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 лет назад +1

      ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 YOU WHAT SOME ICE CREAM?!??!

  • @ashleebolkan8343
    @ashleebolkan8343 5 лет назад +1729

    mark: what do you want?
    girl: *A C R A Y O N!*
    mark: ITS A SCRIBBLER
    girl: I GOT TWO CRAYONS!

    • @Mc-zr2xj
      @Mc-zr2xj 5 лет назад +19

      SHE SAID CRAN!!!!!!

    • @starabiz
      @starabiz 5 лет назад +7

      chris L No she didn’t she said crayon but she pronounced it cran.

    • @ali-r2z9q
      @ali-r2z9q 4 года назад +2

      That girl was just too funny to me.

    • @rainbowisnotemo
      @rainbowisnotemo 4 года назад +1

      @@starabiz is an accent right?

    • @starabiz
      @starabiz 4 года назад +1

      Namo Pitchayapa ಠ_ಠ, Yeah, sometimes its your accent

  • @LukaTim
    @LukaTim 7 лет назад +324

    “You think you can run?”

    • @evrymanta
      @evrymanta 7 лет назад +19

      Reginald 18 *OH SHI- !!!*

    • @Mental_Warlock
      @Mental_Warlock 7 лет назад +3

      Reginald 18 what happened to yamimash plz tell me

    • @aceof8S
      @aceof8S 7 лет назад

      ^ Duude yeah!

    • @sophiah3760
      @sophiah3760 7 лет назад

      ZEOOOOommmmm

  • @snesgamer5165
    @snesgamer5165 4 года назад +116

    kids:*run off*
    mark: thats good for Business

  • @breeholthus2423
    @breeholthus2423 7 лет назад +4812

    suspicious white van in an empty Costco parkings blasting creepy music and offering icecream.......how did no one call the cops on you??

  • @julia_biss
    @julia_biss 6 лет назад +673

    09:40
    Mark: “what do you want?”
    Girl: **throws arms in the air** “a crayon!”
    That made me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @jackofallgames7803
    @jackofallgames7803 7 лет назад +279

    "That'll be $50." **runs away**

  • @1milnovids998
    @1milnovids998 4 года назад +235

    Nobody:
    Mark: describes a serial killer selling ice cream

    • @king_bee3577
      @king_bee3577 4 года назад +7

      And people still come to “buy” his ice cream

  • @waddledean558
    @waddledean558 5 лет назад +516

    8:46
    “You think you can run?”
    *charges*

    • @chloeemmapieterse
      @chloeemmapieterse 5 лет назад +26

      Waddle Dean id she shit terrified if mark ran after me 💀💀

    • @gadiel1488
      @gadiel1488 5 лет назад +2

      Ya need two comments?

    • @gadiel1488
      @gadiel1488 5 лет назад +1

      Gotchu

    • @robertkoeller7561
      @robertkoeller7561 5 лет назад +5

      Honestly my favorite part of the video

    • @Xdjzd
      @Xdjzd 4 года назад +1

      Flint Lockwood!!!!

  • @tenshistimes251
    @tenshistimes251 7 лет назад +210

    The look on Mark's face when the guy asked if Chica was for sale...priceless.:-)

    • @leah19014
      @leah19014 7 лет назад +5

      Alex_Potter_Malfoy Tv I know he's like "Bish wtf no dude are u out of ur mind bruh?"

    • @brettharrison9507
      @brettharrison9507 7 лет назад +2

      lol he looked Pissed

    • @limbersauce8360
      @limbersauce8360 7 лет назад

      Alex_Potter_Malfoy Tv It looked he was gonna flip him off and say f**k you XD

    • @domcluf5232
      @domcluf5232 7 лет назад

      i love your name

  • @369destroyer
    @369destroyer 6 лет назад +542

    Anyone else miss his Van videos? I loves these little normally mundane tasked made a bit sillier with Mark's personality on full display

    • @alexdiaz5738
      @alexdiaz5738 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah i miss this i hope he make some again .... Or even darkiplier sketches 😎😎😎

    • @kazumaminton4598
      @kazumaminton4598 5 лет назад +5

      i frickin loved these. i really hope he brings them back

    • @Kozinu
      @Kozinu 5 лет назад +1

      Yes please!

    • @stephenkrahling1634
      @stephenkrahling1634 5 лет назад +5

      now we have the sour patch kids videos

    • @ironguy6482
      @ironguy6482 5 лет назад +4

      Van got destroyed :(

  • @DayfallDovehound
    @DayfallDovehound 5 лет назад +361

    Me: Watches markiplier*
    RUclips ads:
    C O N D O M S

    • @Furlfoot5
      @Furlfoot5 5 лет назад +1

      same

    • @mousearts7079
      @mousearts7079 5 лет назад +24

      Ads are targeted to you soooo

    • @DayfallDovehound
      @DayfallDovehound 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah that’s why I’m so confused🤣

    • @mousearts7079
      @mousearts7079 5 лет назад +9

      So you watch stuff that make google say, “Yeah this guy needs condoms

    • @crippledcow2235
      @crippledcow2235 4 года назад +1

      @@border2208 yeah he probably is.

  • @cifer1761
    @cifer1761 7 лет назад +164

    Missed the opportunity to throw a popsicle into someone's open window on the expressway smh

    • @ovie534
      @ovie534 7 лет назад +5

      Ikr, these people dk how business works

    • @yourcousinspooky
      @yourcousinspooky 7 лет назад +4

      yeah, a horrible vehicular disaster would be really good for buisness

    • @likeiscream
      @likeiscream 7 лет назад +4

      Not dangerous AT ALL

  • @MTLofficial
    @MTLofficial 7 лет назад +2031

    "we're currently in the progress of getting an ice cream truck for the van" - Markiplier 2017

    • @connienoland8400
      @connienoland8400 7 лет назад +60

      When he said that, i thought, "yeah. the van is probably lonely."

    • @reddoxrage
      @reddoxrage 7 лет назад +4

      MTL lol the Mark-a-cream

    • @merunasmedonas2417
      @merunasmedonas2417 7 лет назад +1

      MTL 200th. Like

    • @angiesbabies1
      @angiesbabies1 7 лет назад

      AHHHHHYHHHHHHOHHHHHUHHHHAHHHHHHRHHHHHHEHHHHHAHHHHHNHHHHIHHHHDHHHHHHIHHHHHOHHHHHHT

    • @roni6135
      @roni6135 7 лет назад

      Seen your comment 4 times in a row now.

  • @TheMimiGorl
    @TheMimiGorl 7 лет назад +148

    I will not be surprised if Mark gets arrested one night. XD

  • @cadensanderson8993
    @cadensanderson8993 5 лет назад +342

    Who’s here after this van just got destroyed in Unus Annus

  • @Constipation-Station
    @Constipation-Station 6 лет назад +153

    This was one of those good on paper ideas

  • @glazebruny6641
    @glazebruny6641 7 лет назад +419

    "Is Chica For Sale?" LOL XD No.

  • @lauren851
    @lauren851 7 лет назад +874

    when mark started chasing the one kid I died

    • @crystalrelitz8772
      @crystalrelitz8772 7 лет назад +27

      We died together xD

    • @jeffapple1471
      @jeffapple1471 7 лет назад +29

      You die, I die, we all die.
      It was my favorite part of the video.

    • @DreamsWithScreams.
      @DreamsWithScreams. 7 лет назад +16

      Lauren I would be like (OH SHIT *runs from mark* stops* TAKE ME MARK!!!!!)

    • @PrideKat
      @PrideKat 7 лет назад +14

      lol same but at the same time I'm just like "Run Forest Run!"

    • @lauren851
      @lauren851 7 лет назад +27

      yes he was just like OH SHIT then he ran and mark ran like a fucking speed demon after the poor kid

  • @NoName-xf7iv
    @NoName-xf7iv 5 лет назад +319

    “What do you want?”
    *throws hands up* “a crayon!”
    “What?”
    *guys hands her it*
    Mark: “IT SAYS SCRIBBLER!”

    • @jonathanfreeman5398
      @jonathanfreeman5398 4 года назад +4

      Is it a southern thing that we actually say “cray-on”? I have never met anyone who says “cran”

    • @coolguy12399
      @coolguy12399 4 года назад +1

      I say cran

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 4 года назад

      @@jonathanfreeman5398 I'm oop north and I say "cray-on." 'Course, most of my relatives are Ohioans, so there's that.

  • @Toreador-og4nb
    @Toreador-og4nb 7 лет назад +444

    I lost it when they pulled out the mozzarella sticks XD

    • @sjsimom2
      @sjsimom2 7 лет назад +14

      why do you still have those?
      *cuts to commercial*

    • @gillianlewis9451
      @gillianlewis9451 7 лет назад +4

      *why do you still have those*
      because blue boy gave them to me

    • @Zach014G
      @Zach014G 7 лет назад +2

      xD haha yeah blue boy didn't want those anymore.

  • @mizzishtar456
    @mizzishtar456 7 лет назад +73

    I’m so jealous of these people who live near by so they can do this

    • @gizmodaddy4433
      @gizmodaddy4433 7 лет назад +2

      Andrea Frantz I know me too, I mean I'm happy for them but it sucks for us lol

    • @kkitten1028
      @kkitten1028 7 лет назад +1

      Gizmo Daddy yah especially if you live on the opposite side of the state.

    • @cameronyoung9597
      @cameronyoung9597 7 лет назад

      kkitten 102 it suck even more when you live in a different country, but hey go Canada!

    • @kkitten1028
      @kkitten1028 7 лет назад

      Cameron Young it could be worse it could be the opposite side of the world.

  • @sadie7046
    @sadie7046 7 лет назад +237

    How is he so good at making up all of these acronyms on the spot :3

    • @bruhchan4743
      @bruhchan4743 7 лет назад +9

      Sadie *MARKIMOO IS GOD HIMSELF*

    • @TheValiant777
      @TheValiant777 7 лет назад +3

      Mark is the Greek god of digital editing

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 7 лет назад +7

      "good"

    • @Jess_Egg
      @Jess_Egg 7 лет назад +5

      As Ethan said in the one of Mark's recent videos, he is just very good at bullshitting haha

    • @DarkTakanuva
      @DarkTakanuva 7 лет назад +3

      All hail the bullshit master

  • @Astarust
    @Astarust 5 лет назад +301

    8:54 Mark: *Getting out of van* You think you can run?!
    Person: O shit *Runs*
    Mark: *goes after him*

  • @BassApproved
    @BassApproved 7 лет назад +305

    "Oh shi...."
    *He quick.... Real quick!*

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 7 лет назад +8

      +TallBoy
      I hope you get cancer before her.

    • @TheCoomSprayer
      @TheCoomSprayer 7 лет назад

      TallBoyRicky I bet you are just saying this so you can get a lot of subscribers.

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 7 лет назад

      +Nicolas
      I wouldn't have though so, Obviously.

    • @evrymanta
      @evrymanta 7 лет назад

      TallBoyRicky Well, hope things get better for you and your mom...

  • @witch01125
    @witch01125 7 лет назад +112

    *I M A G I N E* that Markiplier just rolled up in his van like, "Want some ice cream!?" while creepy ass music plays.
    Me: What if Mark is trying to murder me?
    Me: "Yea, I'll take a drumstick"

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 7 лет назад +1

      Alyssa Galvan xD

    • @elgegear5842
      @elgegear5842 7 лет назад +1

      Maybe he would murder you BECAUSE you got a drumstick. "Why does everyone want drumsticks?"

    • @mellohicore6686
      @mellohicore6686 7 лет назад +1

      Alyssa Galvan Same, I'd rather die while seeing mark and chica in person then dieing when I'm old and have wrinkles then go to hospital and be sad in the hospital until I die.

  • @BassApproved
    @BassApproved 7 лет назад +166

    "We can write that all off as advertizing...." That's a great business motto.

  • @Ningen14
    @Ningen14 4 года назад +23

    I love how everyone just refuses to pay Mark and his very.....reasonable pricings

  • @candidafrasz4833
    @candidafrasz4833 6 лет назад +112

    This is definitely not suspicious at all

  • @ashliewagner5366
    @ashliewagner5366 5 лет назад +115

    8:38
    Mark basically turns into the police officer in cloudy with a Chance of meatballs,lol
    ***FlInT lOcKwOoD!!*** XD

  • @laras.9614
    @laras.9614 4 года назад +43

    8:48 why does mark run like the cop in cloudy with a chance of meatballs lol

  • @athena5164
    @athena5164 7 лет назад +26

    Yaaay good to see Bob! I love how he's the sensible one going "...Don't get arrested."
    These skits continue to be awesome. Great job, Mark!

  • @bobadaze
    @bobadaze 7 лет назад +110

    lol The Ice Cream man always creeped me out a little. Perfect for your white van! And yes, Anytime we have ice cream, we will always think of you! :)

  • @sucrecube
    @sucrecube 7 лет назад +57

    Mark: "Imagine"
    Dog: *barks*
    Mark: *looks around *

  • @ymir4644
    @ymir4644 5 лет назад +2372

    Who's here watching these vids for nostalgia since Ethan broke the van

  • @luxi_0oo947
    @luxi_0oo947 6 лет назад +175

    I scream
    You scream
    We all scream
    *low continuous ominous note*

    • @milh1803
      @milh1803 6 лет назад +6

      Luxi_0oo cuz we're terrified
      Of what's around the corner...

    • @malcolmoesterle6904
      @malcolmoesterle6904 6 лет назад +3

      I scream when a creepy man in a white van starts chasing me.

    • @crabcakes5346
      @crabcakes5346 6 лет назад

      what the hell is that youtube avatar, its everywhere, am i seeing the same thing! or am i going crazy, what is with that gamer pic

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 6 лет назад

      I scream
      You scream
      We all scream
      The

    • @pssteenagers
      @pssteenagers 6 лет назад +1

      @@milh1803 we stay in place cause we don't wanna lose our lives
      So let's think of something better

  • @gsingh.2263
    @gsingh.2263 7 лет назад +712

    I wished I lived in LA so I could go to mark’s ice cream boutique

    • @Mangled331
      @Mangled331 7 лет назад +2

      Blue_ Moon me 2

    • @oscarp7608
      @oscarp7608 7 лет назад +6

      I live an hour away from la

    • @Mangled331
      @Mangled331 7 лет назад +2

      I live 5 hours away.

    • @camriv2000
      @camriv2000 7 лет назад +2

      i live 16 hours or so

    • @ilvasch
      @ilvasch 7 лет назад +9

      I live on the other side of the world, shhhht yall

  • @Foxykid-1957
    @Foxykid-1957 5 лет назад +107

    10:08
    Mark - All right, we are sold out of ice cream again.
    Again? You mean you did this before?

    • @flamecharge8019
      @flamecharge8019 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @mals9942
      @mals9942 4 года назад +1

      I'm sad to be the 70th like and break the 69...
      life is a cruel thing.

  • @eskurian8565
    @eskurian8565 3 года назад +22

    Markiplier is the sole person on the planet who can do something like this and not only get away with it, but actually attract a fun crowd while doing it.

  • @connorsaysyeet5953
    @connorsaysyeet5953 6 лет назад +354

    Mark what the hell are you doing trying to sell ice cream while driving...
    On the freeway...?

  • @Joseph-sg3jz
    @Joseph-sg3jz 7 лет назад +557

    "You think you can run?"
    I died. Lmao!

  • @themadpie9859
    @themadpie9859 7 лет назад +53

    this a mix between disturbing and hilarious which is why i love mark

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 4 года назад +27

    It's so sad to think about his last words: "Let me know what you think we should do in the future!" And how there is no future.

  • @kimberlyalvarado3408
    @kimberlyalvarado3408 7 лет назад +88

    I'm dying of laughter i was hoping mark would tackle the guy when he was chase him please do this again

  • @JessicaHodges23
    @JessicaHodges23 7 лет назад +58

    BOB GETS HOW QUESTIONABLE THIS IS

  • @blackdragonking6390
    @blackdragonking6390 7 лет назад +225

    The ice cream was a bust, mainly because it was liquefied when it reached the customers. That's ok, because sometimes businesses fail. No worries. New plan! Candy! Everyone loves candy, right? I love Kandi, but that's something completely different. You can sell candy out of your van. Nothing draws customers to a white panel van better than candy.

    • @lupanakellen3566
      @lupanakellen3566 7 лет назад +16

      Black Dragon King Oh yeah, there is nothing wrong with a big white van that has CANDY!!! scribbled on the side.

    • @thatonemedic7000
      @thatonemedic7000 7 лет назад +14

      He should draw a big arrow on the back of it pointing to the back of the van that says 'Free Candy!' Because that would be normal and not creepy

    • @dmc43s18
      @dmc43s18 7 лет назад

      That One Medic 😂😂😂

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 7 лет назад +3

      Mark is so getting arrested XD

    • @flowerrose8148
      @flowerrose8148 7 лет назад +2

      Black Dragon King oh god no! He gonna get arrested XD

  • @itzz.axx3l199
    @itzz.axx3l199 5 лет назад +68

    Officiant title: *Mark Scaring People for almost 11 minutes*

  • @GigiChoko
    @GigiChoko 7 лет назад +82

    I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE PERSON BEING C H A S E D BY MARK

  • @bipbipletucha
    @bipbipletucha 5 лет назад +60

    When I was a kid I once saw an ice cream truck called The Ding a Ling ice cream truck, and it had signs on it that said "Watch children". Needless to say, I was out of that part of town pretty quickly.

  • @VigoHornblower
    @VigoHornblower 7 лет назад +289

    You need to reduce your prices from $50 to $200

  • @Is_me_I_am_here
    @Is_me_I_am_here 5 лет назад +50

    Why does this pop up in my recommendations after Ethan destroys the van
    I kinda wanna cry

  • @kki3733
    @kki3733 7 лет назад +519

    I scream, you scream! We all scream for ice cream!! I remember when I used to say that every time the ice cream truck came

    • @anm8001
      @anm8001 7 лет назад +7

      Shoutingbat No no no, the song came out 1927. The song was referenced by 21 pilots in the song forest. I took a part from wikipedia to explain it:
      "Ice Cream" or "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream" is a popular song, first published in 1927, with words and music by Howard Johnson, Billy Moll, and Robert King. After initial success as a late 1920s novelty song, the tune became a traditional jazz standard, while the lyrics refrain "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream" has remained a part of popular culture even without the rest of the song."

    • @deadzonerl
      @deadzonerl 7 лет назад +2

      Makayla's Roblox Adventures lollll

    • @anm8001
      @anm8001 7 лет назад +1

      Shoutingbat Yeah, no problem

    • @makayloona
      @makayloona 7 лет назад +1

      you're everywhere

    • @alejandrofigueroa2431
      @alejandrofigueroa2431 7 лет назад +2

      Makayla's Roblox Adventures And in sure some us still chant that ice cream song.

  • @okayyerin
    @okayyerin 6 лет назад +257

    Guy: is she available for sale?
    Mark: *nO*

    • @thebismarck4903
      @thebismarck4903 6 лет назад +5

      Who doesnt want chika

    • @scout1626
      @scout1626 6 лет назад +6

      She will NEVER be for sale....

    • @thebismarck4903
      @thebismarck4903 6 лет назад +1

      Bendy the Dancing Demon sadly

    • @leosmagicallife4060
      @leosmagicallife4060 6 лет назад

      Just Chica being a resource like I'll have 1 Chica for 123 dollars and someone buys it from the one who just bought it.

  • @bumfy
    @bumfy 7 лет назад +185

    Can't wait to see this zoom past my town

    • @Alexander-ij2rn
      @Alexander-ij2rn 7 лет назад +3

      just imagin, youtube celeberyies, all of em. just doing this. chasing people and giving free food.

    • @jacobnvr185
      @jacobnvr185 7 лет назад +1

      +Alexander Strieter dont give them ideas...

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 7 лет назад +1

      and also play creepy music

    • @SpurchMcMan
      @SpurchMcMan 7 лет назад

      Sonic Ace 24 yeah...the theme from Halloween.

  • @eow4317
    @eow4317 4 года назад +30

    She’ll always be rollin’.

  • @katshirolover1762
    @katshirolover1762 6 лет назад +144

    I mean your never supposed to take food from a leery white van, but it's Mark so it's fine😂👌

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 6 лет назад +6

      Never get in cars with strangers kids. Oh shit where’s my car keys. TAXI

  • @theuntouched1227
    @theuntouched1227 5 лет назад +317

    Mark: imagine
    Dog: bark
    Mark: imagine
    Dog: bark
    Mark: imagine
    Dog: bark
    Mark: imagine
    Dog: growl

    • @AngrySeaSnail
      @AngrySeaSnail 4 года назад +4

      Dragons

    • @tempopanda4453
      @tempopanda4453 4 года назад

      @BigDinoBuilder If you are going to do the meme, do it right and say it right its: Hotel? Trivago.

  • @undertalenerd567
    @undertalenerd567 6 лет назад +183

    I nearly choked on my water when mark chased that kid who “stole” the ice cream...SO FUNNY!! 😂😂

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 6 лет назад +4

      UndertaleNerd567 i literally fell off my bed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @commentguy1875
      @commentguy1875 6 лет назад

      That me guys

    • @RESTORRMYFAITH
      @RESTORRMYFAITH Год назад

      Is the "kid a girl or a boy?

  • @t0minus
    @t0minus 5 лет назад +15

    i love how the people stand like 7 feet away

  • @Owly-iu5vr
    @Owly-iu5vr 7 лет назад +95

    "You think you can run?" 😂

  • @sweetboyollie9749
    @sweetboyollie9749 6 лет назад +434

    I SCREAM
    YOU SCREAM
    WE ALL SCREAM...
    CUZ WE'RE TERRIFIED

    • @gretchdawg
      @gretchdawg 6 лет назад +17

      Of whats around the corner
      We stay in place cause we dont want to lose our lives
      So lets think of something better

    • @alexispierce5871
      @alexispierce5871 6 лет назад +16

      DOWN IN THE FOREST WELL SING A CHORUS ONE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS

    • @jaz_1134
      @jaz_1134 6 лет назад +13

      HANDS HELD HIGHER

    • @antoniadauria1417
      @antoniadauria1417 6 лет назад +12

      WE’LL BE ON FIRE

    • @fifn3839
      @fifn3839 6 лет назад +12

      @@antoniadauria1417 SINGING SONS THE NOBODY WROTE

  • @zeleniatdq
    @zeleniatdq 6 лет назад +151

    *Totally normal.. Just a “Friendly” ice cream truck in the middle of the night and creepy music...*
    And very expensive price but just run away and you’ll get it free 👍 😂

  • @Daskiiiiii
    @Daskiiiiii 4 года назад +41

    The way he was running after that kid i died😂

  • @holliewood3898
    @holliewood3898 7 лет назад +180

    People: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Me: Markiplier
    People: Who's that?
    Me: *Shows them this video*

  • @holliem4516
    @holliem4516 7 лет назад +35

    The "two for a price of nothing" guy is my life

  • @LaVieEnN01R
    @LaVieEnN01R 5 лет назад +557

    Mark I think that someone as friendly as you would not have a single problem selling ice cream to people but......
    *You put graffiti on your van,*
    *it’s late at night,*
    *and you still have Halloween decorations in your van*
    *just consider that*

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +20

    Costco workers: Yeah, there's a bunch of teens gathering around a white suspicious looking van outside our store

  • @MTLofficial
    @MTLofficial 7 лет назад +709

    Let's be honest, Chica's the real MVP here!

  • @thevanillatoast
    @thevanillatoast 7 лет назад +200

    You know i really dont even understand why people are saying this is creepy. This wonderful man is advertising in a non harmful way and is trying to put his company out there, so he can grow and progress in his ice cream career. This is how most professionals do it and studies have shown that they become extremely successful and have become many of the biggest advertisers. I dont know about you guys, but this man is really smart.

    • @XOLiD55
      @XOLiD55 7 лет назад +4

      I didn't sub to mark to watch this kind of stuff. I subbed to mark in 2015 for his gameplay videos.

    • @shadowdemon1375
      @shadowdemon1375 7 лет назад +18

      XOLiD then move on, honestly, like Mark has. He’s branching out, trying to do more with his channel.

    • @XOLiD55
      @XOLiD55 7 лет назад +1

      shadowdemon1375 Notice the part where I said I unsubbed. That's called moving on. Your comment was pointless, just like the brony fad that you need to move away from.

    • @alejandromomota6934
      @alejandromomota6934 7 лет назад +20

      You never said you unsubbbed...

    • @XOLiD55
      @XOLiD55 7 лет назад +1

      So sorry that your low IQ can't understand that something is implied.

  • @dohtcahm
    @dohtcahm 6 лет назад +140

    I like how Markiplier said "Why do you still have those?" And a ad just started up xD

  • @Greysonjoe.b
    @Greysonjoe.b 2 месяца назад +1

    8:44 getting chased in a closed costco parking lot by a youtuber who just lured you to his van in the dark emphasizing "FRIENDLY" to sell you ice cream is some crazy parent lore.

  • @bananachiip1976
    @bananachiip1976 7 лет назад +79

    They may have 37 flavors...
    but we have... chica! Yeah, we have chica

    • @no-xf2kp
      @no-xf2kp 7 лет назад

      SwimWell Dragon Wait chica is a flavor ?

    • @themvp2610
      @themvp2610 7 лет назад

      SwimWell Dragon wait chica? From fnaf

    • @bananachiip1976
      @bananachiip1976 7 лет назад

      Foxy Pha
      Mark’s pet doggo

  • @portableface597
    @portableface597 7 лет назад +44

    A suspicious white van with “Markiplier’s ice cream boutique” written in expo marker and boxes duct taped on it encouraging you to buy ice cream at night? Sure why not

  • @reneeadams1891
    @reneeadams1891 7 лет назад +163

    “Ice cream isn’t creepy” -Mark 2017

    • @tabbyclawproductions7943
      @tabbyclawproductions7943 7 лет назад +1

      Ice cream isn't creepy, it's creamy!

    • @just-eden
      @just-eden 7 лет назад

      Theres this one ice cream ad.. Lil babys icecream i think... scared the shit out of me

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 7 лет назад

      Well when Mad Mike sells it...

  • @aeslec-525
    @aeslec-525 4 года назад +10

    Through all the toughest times in life,
    She's always been there,
    Rollin' by your side
    Oh The Barrel

  • @gachavidlove3705
    @gachavidlove3705 5 лет назад +42

    Every time I see a white van now, I’ll either scream:
    1. “OMG ITS TIME FOR ICECREAM!!”
    or
    2. “RUN ITS THE KIDNAPPER VAN!”

    • @djones148
      @djones148 5 лет назад

      @@stariaithink1625 love your name

  • @scout1626
    @scout1626 6 лет назад +265

    Mark: Do you have anything else?
    Camera Man: *pulls out moldy mozzarella Sticks
    Mark: Why do you still have those?
    Camera Man: I got hungry.
    Mark: wtf

    • @dagger7857
      @dagger7857 6 лет назад +2

      Bendy the Dancing Demon 😹

  • @Razbeariez
    @Razbeariez 7 лет назад +1256

    Damn Mark's fans are hilarious.

    • @danistellmach3783
      @danistellmach3783 7 лет назад +42

      We're a funny lot, aren't we?

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 7 лет назад +49

      Brynley Louise well Mark does attract people similar to him xD

    • @mariekes4472
      @mariekes4472 7 лет назад +32

      so true, i would run away with the icecream as that boy did xD

    • @tanijareid3733
      @tanijareid3733 7 лет назад +15

      Brynley Louise we sure are 😁

    • @shadowsnipes9242
      @shadowsnipes9242 7 лет назад +18

      Sneaky way to compliment yourself

  • @KenkOfficial
    @KenkOfficial 4 года назад +29

    Mark: It's not creepy... Nah... It's Ice Cream... Fun for the whole family... AT NIGHT
    Me: 😳

  • @spitfiremkv8039
    @spitfiremkv8039 5 лет назад +179

    Gets pulled over
    Cop: hello sir, do you have a permit?
    Mark: no
    Cop: well since I'm a fan, I'll just give you a $248 fine!
    Mark: wha-

    • @ww6372
      @ww6372 5 лет назад +20

      "But sir I havent made a single cent. Everyone got their icecream free!"

  • @ChildrenOfEnvyy
    @ChildrenOfEnvyy 6 лет назад +65

    The thumbnail for this video has Markiplier with a huge smile, and this was in 2017 November... and now in 2018 "Truth or Dare" the movie has people with that same smile..... wait what?

    • @rigrace4624
      @rigrace4624 6 лет назад +2

      Zacman 1274 coincidence I think not

    • @duskthrows
      @duskthrows 6 лет назад

      My name has been snatched

  • @jayden9775
    @jayden9775 5 лет назад +114

    "noooo..it's not creepy...."
    Of course mark,a man driving around at night in a windowless white van trying to sell people ice cream doesn't seem suspicious😂😂😂

  • @theblackmesaresearchfacili1079
    @theblackmesaresearchfacili1079 4 года назад +17

    Mark: the friendly ice cream truck
    Jack: I made a coffee company!