Kids Say the Darndest Things 40 | Uhm Duh Mom!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @lostviperx8529
    @lostviperx8529 5 лет назад +364

    First pin #kyootsquad

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  5 лет назад +33

      you're pinned!!! 📌📌📌
      what was your fave line from todays kids say? tell me in the comments below! 🦄

    • @CapriPanda
      @CapriPanda 5 лет назад +3

      See I told you not gonna happen with me

    • @lqufy659
      @lqufy659 5 лет назад +6

      @@Kyoot "What the? What the? You're having a baby right now?"

    • @sherryhallmark8147
      @sherryhallmark8147 5 лет назад +4

      Piper is Priceless 😂😂😂

    • @stanisorgeorgianamaria8499
      @stanisorgeorgianamaria8499 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kyoot iikakaoao

  • @taryngillespie7906
    @taryngillespie7906 5 лет назад +275

    2:25
    That’s a real brother connection right there

  • @mayaforever09
    @mayaforever09 4 года назад +110

    “Disney world-? WERE GOING TO- Wait..we have enough money?!?!” So precious.

    • @thesunitft39
      @thesunitft39 2 года назад +1

      He definitely was having a good time when he found out

    • @imahotmess872
      @imahotmess872 2 года назад +1

      literally me when we go on summer vacation

    • @Zuro_llyyo
      @Zuro_llyyo 2 года назад +1

      Time stamp pls?

    • @Zuro_llyyo
      @Zuro_llyyo Год назад +1

      @JasonxYourPal I js want a time stamp-

    • @Camsworld13
      @Camsworld13 Год назад

      I know, right?! I just commented about that a few minutes ago!

  • @marcusaurelius5837
    @marcusaurelius5837 5 лет назад +217

    1:40 "The president of the US works for the people" That's comedy gold. LOL

    • @xystify7973
      @xystify7973 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah right , that's what I was thinking!

    • @valsan1323
      @valsan1323 5 лет назад +1

      Aight libtards

    • @CometAura
      @CometAura 4 года назад +1

      @@valsan1323 eat dirt

    • @sandrawest6772
      @sandrawest6772 4 года назад +1

      I know this is late but don’t listen to them.

    • @itzplutomc3781
      @itzplutomc3781 3 года назад

      I don’t get it

  • @frehanahmed8450
    @frehanahmed8450 5 лет назад +893

    I liked the girl who said i can push cocoon😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😊😊😊

    • @mhs014
      @mhs014 5 лет назад +10

      Frehan Ahmed I died man

    • @owogamez
      @owogamez 5 лет назад +8

      Me too LOL 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @idek3127
      @idek3127 5 лет назад +3

      Frehan Ahmed I lmao too

    • @Rachel-jj2nc
      @Rachel-jj2nc 5 лет назад +4

      Frehan Ahmed same

    • @Anamaria-zh8ss
      @Anamaria-zh8ss 5 лет назад +2

      What! Thos kids sayas that ant_men poot on a costume to look like in ant there are so many ants oh bid they even go to school I beat he said the same thing to the teacher this is like tray no to get mad

  • @thomasparsons4871
    @thomasparsons4871 5 лет назад +45

    2:24 Here we see Bill and Ted in their early years, displaying early signs of their philosophical nature.

  • @raynetatyana5533
    @raynetatyana5533 5 лет назад +53

    5:00
    "So I'm gonna be the middle child?!" Hahahaha

    • @MarvelForever
      @MarvelForever 5 лет назад

      WHAT's wrong with middle child..?

    • @jacintaluppino9758
      @jacintaluppino9758 4 года назад

      @@MarvelForever everything is wrong being the middle child.
      Where do u start??

    • @kamberine9566
      @kamberine9566 3 года назад

      @@MarvelForever so I think u dont watch tik tok so it basically means you won't be loved .and not be cared

    • @mail_time4901
      @mail_time4901 3 года назад

      Your Time thing stamp sent me to an ad!

    • @alphabetfanaticgeo
      @alphabetfanaticgeo 3 года назад

      Isn't it good being middle child then you'll feel like you're older?

  • @ThatGuy-yp6cc
    @ThatGuy-yp6cc 5 лет назад +134

    I love how the kid at 8:00 said “you okay?”

    • @sarahshwec9184
      @sarahshwec9184 4 года назад +3

      I hope you get 9K likes!

    • @handsomeman5503
      @handsomeman5503 2 года назад

      @platfform9 playz do you even know how to do that you dont type @platfform9 playz

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 2 года назад

      Yes I’m okay

    • @AkiSaclolo120
      @AkiSaclolo120 8 месяцев назад

      The camera fell down

  • @omgitsadam2020
    @omgitsadam2020 2 года назад +10

    8:53 dang she crying and saying it's gonna be awesome. I'm laughing so hard 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @livandlil1928
    @livandlil1928 5 лет назад +232

    My grandma just died and this made me feel better and laugh. I love you Kyoot!!

  • @nomad9699
    @nomad9699 5 лет назад +304

    Mission impocable: journey to the backyard.
    coming soon.😂

  • @shreyavundavalli2575
    @shreyavundavalli2575 4 года назад +9

    5:40 man, my heart, he's so wholesome 🥺 I'm so happy for him wow

  • @p.r.9982
    @p.r.9982 5 лет назад +28

    7:55 Lol @ "are you okay"😅😅

  • @glgartman
    @glgartman 3 года назад +25

    I love the logic: if people are animals, then ants are people. Pretty deep thinking for someone that age. Too cute.

    • @John-ns9oy
      @John-ns9oy 8 месяцев назад

      It's true, he is smart!

  • @BrendanPrime
    @BrendanPrime 5 лет назад +66

    8:41 I want more clips like this

  • @lindseyvuylsteke2884
    @lindseyvuylsteke2884 5 лет назад +16

    I love how the middle child girl was the most excited before she realized she was gonna be the middle child lol. As a twin, it's much more complicated lol

  • @asti8370
    @asti8370 5 лет назад +237

    im pushing, mommy can you push a cocoon? its impocable to go outside. xD those are my favs!

  • @brenlywinters4287
    @brenlywinters4287 5 лет назад +126

    When you think your pregnant put your mom actually is🤣

    • @johnabbot1585
      @johnabbot1585 5 лет назад +5

      Omg that little girl who wanted her own baby...😂 mom...ugh

    • @susanallen5751
      @susanallen5751 4 года назад

      Brenly Winters Do you think they will be told about conception, pregnancy and the joys of parenthood?

    • @wersanpicturesmovies
      @wersanpicturesmovies 4 года назад

      but

    • @varunsvs5861
      @varunsvs5861 3 года назад

      A dark thought but...maybe she thinks she got pregnant bcz.... .... I sincerely hope not.

  • @kodypratt
    @kodypratt 3 года назад +9

    I love the boys at 2:40. They truly understand the raw concept that it doesn't matter if they aren't human, the fact is that they EXIST. Smart kids.

  • @Camsworld13
    @Camsworld13 Год назад +3

    The guy that was really happy to go to Disney world was so wholesome! And the other guy was like "That's cool", Which had me dying

  • @softiieeemilky4373
    @softiieeemilky4373 4 года назад +52

    I liked the girl when she said “get outta here balls” I love it when she’s fat it’s so cute

  • @AractdoxWG
    @AractdoxWG 5 лет назад +129

    So m gonna be the middle child
    WALKS AWAY SAD
    MOM LAUGHS

  • @emmabauknight4097
    @emmabauknight4097 5 лет назад +33

    7:55 this kid is so cute. Love how he checks up on dad to see if he is ok and then says you got me 😂😂🥰🥰

  • @angiepowell4688
    @angiepowell4688 3 года назад +9

    2:12 this kid can not make up his mind

  • @charmenietraumtor5671
    @charmenietraumtor5671 5 лет назад +27

    9:13
    Anyone: I love you
    My socially awkward self: *stars bawling*

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 4 года назад

      Empress Gaia Tarot same, i'm never good at any socializing form

  • @Dachdogoriginal
    @Dachdogoriginal 5 лет назад +16

    I literally fell out over the middle child one. I am one. And its was priceless. The next kid always messes up things. Haha.

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  5 лет назад +2

      haha life as a middle child! 😂

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 5 лет назад

      Kyoot you a middle child

  • @everything_outsiders9238
    @everything_outsiders9238 5 лет назад +22

    0:25 I don't know why nobody is talking about how cut this little girl is 💕

    • @michacz9415
      @michacz9415 4 года назад +3

      She has a backyardophobia

    • @randomkitty3560
      @randomkitty3560 3 года назад

      @@michacz9415 I don’t know if it’s a joke or not but No it’s agoraphobia. Not joking. It can be very common to which I have it. I’m not a medical expert, but it’s true

    • @michacz9415
      @michacz9415 3 года назад

      @@randomkitty3560 right, my bad, sorry for the mistake. Not gonna lie, _backyardophobia_ was a kind of meme.

  • @esdeekay4344
    @esdeekay4344 5 лет назад +324

    I love this channel. It's "impocable" to stay serious..
    Now excuse me...
    ...I have to go make a cocoon...back in ten minutes, wadies...

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  5 лет назад +18

      omg this whole comment just made me LOL 😂

    • @babyalivetime471
      @babyalivetime471 5 лет назад

      hhehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehhehehehhehehhehehehehhe

    • @iidreamfoxxii5510
      @iidreamfoxxii5510 5 лет назад

      You’re funny!

    • @gigadrillbreakermaker
      @gigadrillbreakermaker 5 лет назад +3

      Heres the bug sauce

    • @tahirislam3262
      @tahirislam3262 5 лет назад +1

      How do you edit???
      I know I'm domb

  • @Ano-Nymous
    @Ano-Nymous 2 года назад +3

    I appreciate the two brothers talking about ants being people. In the end we're all living beings. I remember myself crying for hours after I accidentally stepped on a ladybug. Last week was tough.

  • @bonkahermitakaintjudge9228
    @bonkahermitakaintjudge9228 5 лет назад +124

    Awesome. I absolutely need to know. Did he get to go sledding lol 😂? Thanks again

  • @LilithNightingaleX
    @LilithNightingaleX 4 года назад +24

    I just love how the mom just laughs as her child falls into a mud puddle, that's most likely going to be me if I ever have a kid lol

  • @ZUEnt2785
    @ZUEnt2785 4 года назад +36

    2:27
    "Humans are animals."
    Imagine saying that in another argument about furries and people
    (Can someone notice this comment)

    • @ZUEnt2785
      @ZUEnt2785 4 года назад +2

      Real-life animals are furries too

    • @ZUEnt2785
      @ZUEnt2785 4 года назад

      @Sixtens Sommarfåtölj Honestly,
      Yes....

    • @kieranindahouse
      @kieranindahouse 4 года назад

      Vixen Foxtail Mother Nature didn’t put costumes she just made the animals

  • @mikemiller7450
    @mikemiller7450 5 лет назад +9

    2:04 how quickly your mood changes

  • @Tiggster-qr8mw
    @Tiggster-qr8mw 5 лет назад +11

    7:05 I think the mom really could have handled the situation better. Instead of just scolding her daughter for wanting a baby and strictly saying no, she could have calmly asked her why she wants a baby and then she could have calmly explained why they can’t have one.

    • @godzillaboy011
      @godzillaboy011 2 года назад +2

      That could definitely work

    • @MA-ts9qt
      @MA-ts9qt 2 года назад +2

      She probably tried it, but her daughter wasn’t having any of it and was having a tantrum, and the mum was just fed up.....

  • @mrs.styles29
    @mrs.styles29 3 года назад +4

    The kid confusing his mum about sledding cracks me up

  • @BubbotCentral
    @BubbotCentral 4 года назад +3

    "I don't want to"
    "Ok no sledding"
    *"YOU KNOW THE RULES, IT'S TIME TO DIE"*

  • @imahotmess872
    @imahotmess872 2 года назад +4

    8:39 I feel for piper. When I was 11, I had a period app where it tracks your period but we didn’t know it was an app for like 20+ years so it said that i would be pregnant in 3 weeks

  • @_someonewho
    @_someonewho 4 года назад +3

    The girl that said ''I can push a cocoon" just made my day 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @jennl8841
    @jennl8841 5 лет назад +8

    “Mommy, can you push a cocoon?” 😂😂 why is this so funny!!😂😂

  • @alvaroalejandrovasquezba-rn7vk
    @alvaroalejandrovasquezba-rn7vk Год назад +5

    9:22
    Nicole never bothered me anyway XD.

  • @lilkitti7045
    @lilkitti7045 5 лет назад +35

    “i don’t like the grass.” -#KYOOT kids 2019

  • @aimal_Omer3
    @aimal_Omer3 5 лет назад +38

    When t-they said I can make a Cacoon she s-started 💨 FARTING!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😝

    • @LucaPaguro2004
      @LucaPaguro2004 4 года назад

      Aimal Omer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @torilgiske6510
    @torilgiske6510 2 года назад

    Ants have feelings, he’s an empath, bless him. I hope he becomes a doctor or nurse, So adorable all the children! ❤️💙❤️💙😍🤩

  • @vivekbarchha
    @vivekbarchha 5 лет назад +7

    The, "everyone has a boss" dad was cool. I expected him so say God or something to that effect. Yep, the president does in fact work for all if you, albeit indirectly. Very good lesson!

  • @discodirt2
    @discodirt2 2 года назад +2

    Push a cocoon! I’m dead! 😂🤣😭

  • @rinnie3692
    @rinnie3692 5 лет назад +57

    "I can push a cocoon, Mommy can you push a cocoon"
    My Mom: What are you watching?

    • @IvoryIto14
      @IvoryIto14 4 года назад +1

      Omg.... Todoroki?! AND YES LOL

  • @wersanpicturesmovies
    @wersanpicturesmovies 4 года назад +4

    Kid: I'm trying to cocoon
    Also Kid: farts

  • @itz_simply_reagan1237
    @itz_simply_reagan1237 4 года назад +10

    4:11 made me laugh out loud😭😭😂😂

  • @poskana2409
    @poskana2409 5 лет назад +16

    3:21 OMG I LOVE THIS 😂

  • @xx-ld8fj
    @xx-ld8fj 5 лет назад +10

    2:48
    This kid literally described furries 😂

    • @galaxytoons4608
      @galaxytoons4608 5 лет назад

      IKR LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dmnsxx5869
    @dmnsxx5869 4 года назад +2

    "Piper your not having a baby"
    That's me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Zac-gc4gv
    @Zac-gc4gv 4 года назад +14

    "It's Awesome! Mommy's stomach will break open!" 8:32 - 9:02

  • @thewatcher6114
    @thewatcher6114 5 лет назад +33

    7:38 That Mom is just fed up 😂

    • @ashleysmith8367
      @ashleysmith8367 5 лет назад +1

      Shes a rude moo ok mom UGH

    • @patriciaedwards6793
      @patriciaedwards6793 3 года назад

      She's being very rude to her kid about it.

    • @MA-ts9qt
      @MA-ts9qt 2 года назад

      @@patriciaedwards6793no, just fed up. I think it’s been going on a while. She even said “and stop telling everyone I’m going to have a baby “

    • @rosielavarro1019
      @rosielavarro1019 Месяц назад

      Also maybe having a bad day

  • @Nathan20071
    @Nathan20071 5 лет назад +17

    0:27 me on Monday morning

  • @kaasik23
    @kaasik23 4 года назад +1

    My fav one was " am try'na cocoon"! "And get out of there balls" its sooo funny😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😵😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛⚽️⚾️🏀🏐🏈🏉🎱⚪⚫🔴🔵

  • @michellemuskeyn329
    @michellemuskeyn329 5 лет назад +7

    😮OMG the kid that dropped a Duce in his pants when he jumped down.... oh dear lord 😂😂😂

  • @kingcomments
    @kingcomments 2 года назад +2

    Every animal is a human in disguise??...now I'm really confused....🤣🤣🐦🐦🤷‍♂️....
    These kids definitely know something the majority of us don't...🤣

  • @wolfflip4843
    @wolfflip4843 5 лет назад +44

    Omg I died at “ I’m making a cocoon” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blessedwin888
    @blessedwin888 3 года назад

    Ants are people with costumes...🤣😂Yup Spiritual kids in this Century! Way to go

  • @nickymcallister3932
    @nickymcallister3932 5 лет назад +21

    *0:50** I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂*

    • @kristencroft1257
      @kristencroft1257 5 лет назад +3

      And then watched that clip on repeat about 50 times! 😂💨🐛💩

    • @nickymcallister3932
      @nickymcallister3932 5 лет назад +2

      @@kristencroft1257 How did you know?! XD 😂😂

  • @charlotteg.6714
    @charlotteg.6714 5 лет назад +18

    Word of the day "impocable"

  • @toniazad
    @toniazad 4 года назад +5

    Man I am obsessed with that “uh duh”.

  • @eggstopper5
    @eggstopper5 3 года назад +3

    0:26 is when summer vacation ends and you have to start school.

  • @PS-Straya_M8
    @PS-Straya_M8 2 года назад +3

    lol the girl on a mission to push a cocoon 😁

  • @vasudhalilith7138
    @vasudhalilith7138 5 лет назад +5

    3:50 her eyes are gorgeous 😍😍😍😍

  • @ccaclacosplays1204
    @ccaclacosplays1204 5 лет назад +76

    At 1:16... Mommy can you push a cocoon? Btw i love your channel it is the best i watch it everyday!

  • @kirstenx6690
    @kirstenx6690 5 лет назад +5

    He’s trying to teach them about democracy and she’s just like, “I want him to get me a unicorn.” 😂

  • @dentalfish550
    @dentalfish550 3 года назад +4

    Everybody during Covid:
    “Kay, were gonna go outside”
    “Me?”
    “NOOOOO!”

  • @pepperoni3677
    @pepperoni3677 2 года назад +1

    “I want my own baby...”
    “You can’t”
    “I. WANT. ONEEEEEE.”

  • @SraTacoMal
    @SraTacoMal 5 лет назад +11

    3:10: So this is where conspiracy theories come from.

  • @suzette5837
    @suzette5837 4 года назад +2

    *farts* “I’m making a cocoon!” LOL LOL LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Naima-hv7zn
    @Naima-hv7zn 5 лет назад +20

    9:48 the cutest and best joke I have ever heard ing so cute😂😂😂😂

    • @Cutiepie19373
      @Cutiepie19373 3 года назад

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😘😘😘😘😘😗😗😗😗☺☺☺☺😚😚😚😚😚😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘(was that to many emojis......NAAAAAHHHHH!)

  • @catherineconlon3392
    @catherineconlon3392 4 года назад +1

    1:00 I'm trying to cocoon!
    I lost it!! xD

  • @cupcakeprime559
    @cupcakeprime559 5 лет назад +12

    2:15 MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!

    • @Kyoot
      @Kyoot  5 лет назад +2

      haha i know i'm like so do you want to go sledding or nah 😂

  • @bigboomer1013
    @bigboomer1013 5 лет назад +1

    I love the kid who thinks he can push a cocoon and the other kid who thinks she's pregnant and starts crying because it will hurt haha

  • @ahmedalshaikh4554
    @ahmedalshaikh4554 5 лет назад +29

    3:11, *The more you don't know*

  • @williamlong5358
    @williamlong5358 Год назад +1

    Uh-oh, stinky!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Arkensius1157
    @Arkensius1157 4 года назад +5

    9:09
    Girl: Knock knock.
    Dad: Who's there?
    Girl: Avery.
    Dad: Avery who?
    Girl: I love Avery.
    *Other girl starts crying*
    Me: Why is she crying?

  • @girlwiththegami9046
    @girlwiththegami9046 3 года назад +2

    1:52 This kid is being so relatable

  • @p3arly_
    @p3arly_ 5 лет назад +10

    4:55 that’s how I felt, 😭😭

  • @alexandralaird5949
    @alexandralaird5949 Год назад +2

    The girls face when she said she was pushing a cacoon killlled me

  • @peppawhatareyoudoingonmych621
    @peppawhatareyoudoingonmych621 5 лет назад +8

    Mom: Kay we r going to go outside
    Kay: *NOOOOOOOO!!! It’s impocable*

  • @dorothea_genevieve2011
    @dorothea_genevieve2011 4 года назад

    I love the girl who said "me? Noooooo!!! It's impocable" LOL💖💖💖👏👏

  • @michellexx8593
    @michellexx8593 5 лет назад +8

    0:27 me when i go outside.. 😂

  • @michelyekta6588
    @michelyekta6588 4 года назад +2

    Mom can you push a cocoon .this one was helarious. Love to see more video from her. XD

  • @ninetiespoets5548
    @ninetiespoets5548 5 лет назад +21

    0:38 Baby Rachel Green 😂😂😍❤

    • @khushidhat7304
      @khushidhat7304 4 года назад +1

      Phoebe : It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
      Rachel : Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.
      😂

    • @ninetiespoets5548
      @ninetiespoets5548 4 года назад

      @@khushidhat7304 😂

  • @salmasunshine7238
    @salmasunshine7238 4 года назад +2

    The first, first one is halarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @liam0k
    @liam0k 5 лет назад +4

    8:53 SO CUTE 😍

  • @verenamaharajah6082
    @verenamaharajah6082 11 месяцев назад +1

    The child who thought she was pregnant!😂

  • @bestie8478
    @bestie8478 4 года назад +3

    0:30 Ann:It’s Impocable

  • @maryammamnoon6004
    @maryammamnoon6004 3 года назад +1

    4:58 SHE LITERALLY YEETED THE CAT

  • @pkoya341
    @pkoya341 5 лет назад +4

    7:55 How did that kid predict the fall lol, he was laughing before it happened

    • @oOIIIMIIIOo
      @oOIIIMIIIOo 4 года назад

      He was not laughing about the fall....

  • @fanpusheen2642
    @fanpusheen2642 4 года назад +1

    4:23 the kid said down like a cat

  • @gamergamer7619
    @gamergamer7619 5 лет назад +8

    The child with the sledding is like my mom.

  • @bubbatea7015
    @bubbatea7015 4 года назад

    00:49 She's gonna give herself a Hernia!!😂😂Lol

  • @steveprimeau1407
    @steveprimeau1407 5 лет назад +3

    3:20 Her eyes are beautiful. ❤

  • @user-vi8mp3js3s
    @user-vi8mp3js3s 4 года назад +1

    I don’t wanna go sledding...
    you don’t wanna??? Okay, no sledding!
    No I wanna!

  • @thegreataaliyah5047
    @thegreataaliyah5047 5 лет назад +4

    The little girl not wanting to go outside is me 😂

  • @lilliformby3103
    @lilliformby3103 9 месяцев назад +1

    She gotta go shopping 🛍 😂

  • @yianhinsaechao7898
    @yianhinsaechao7898 Год назад +3

    🤣LMFAO@0:40🤣these 2 couple better have great career
    & earn lots of $$$$$$$$$$$!! when this toddler grows up
    to be a teenager.. she will have**SHOPAHOLIC ISSUES!!**