If Dakota Johnson was cast in awkward everyman roles like Michael Cera was, she'd be a sensation beloved by millions of moviegoers. Instead she got sent to the shadowrealm of "so bad it's good" leaving us wondering what could have been.
In that vein I kind of want to see Dakota Johnson and Kristen Stewart take on roles to fall in love in a romantic comedy of some sort. All the awkward all the camp possible.
9:55 when she yells at 3 other trained EMTs to "check his abdomen" because she just assumes they wouldn't have and they instantly know he has internal injuries from touching him to show just what a good EMT she is, I knew this was going to be one of the movies of all time.
Unfortunately they already established she was a bad EMT with her diagnosis of "I'm fine" after falling off a bridge and losing consciousness underwater.
I’ll give the Sony Marvel movies this: they all have at least one meme worthy scene that gets a good laugh out of me and the Pepsi sign falling on Ezekiel is nothing short of glorious with how much I laughed
Mr.Editor went OP on this one, i love how many little edits there are and adding each meme they make with visuals, sometimes some quotes or jokes are too deep cut or idk the context but seeing them all helps be like OH YEAH THAT. top tier vid bois hopin it goes viral like cat in hat
Seeing Sweeney in that teenager role is just uncanny. She looks like she's doing this shit for Halloween instead of a feature film. There's no way I could take her seriously.
The sheer PAIN in this man's face, he's so done, it was so draining for him, his voice could not pick up once it hit him, literally unable to show any cheerfulness any longer, it sucked the joy out of him. UNTIL PEPSI SAVED IT.
Do you think they set it in 2003 because they didn’t want to deal with the implication that Madame Web let 9/11 happen, because I mean, she would have seen it coming right?
Dakota Johnson was actually really good in Bad Times at the El Royale, I highly recommend it. She's kind of like Kristin Stewart in that if her heart isn't in the piece, she won't fully act.
If somebody told you I wasn't sitting on my hands in excitement waiting for Razzle to finally acknowledge this treasure trove of a film, somebody lied. Surprised you aren't bringing up that Aaron Taylor Johnson is married to the director of Fifty Shades...wait is that Uncle Ben played by Adam Scott? According to the razzle boys, knope...what a tangled web y'all have weaved. Not Kraven Pepsi right now but i really go for a mugs root beer 😂 P.S: is this part of the VenomVerse? ThAt'S tHe QuEsTion 😂😂😂
This is really the only movie I have ever watched where I felt that literally everybody involved made the wrong choice. From the characters, to the producers, to the director, to the production team; literally none of them made the right choice.
This commentary makes me actually want to watch this movie drunk also razzle please put space jam 2 on the playlist, i watch it all the time and i need lebron james sometimes
I feel like it fits Dakota Johnson’s humor, but seeing the clip it’s F’d her character knows not only Ben’s relatives die, but she also likely knows Ben himself will die someday, and seems to be ok with that happening due to some web of fate BS
Okay story time. I went to see this movie in the theaters for one silly reason. I heard rumors that Raimi Venom would show up in Madame Web and maybe at some point that was a plan. So I wanted to be hopeful but maybe that was for the better that he didnt show up in somewhere like this. So I get there and thought I was gonna be the only one watching this, until some people show up and okay fair enough then. Then more people show up and just kept on going I saw mums with there kids going to see this and so on. I was shocked with how many people showed up for this, I thought no one would care enough that much to go and see it. But yea I turned my brain off and watch it, at the time I thought it was fine and okay. Then again I turned my brain off so wasn't really paying attention to any of it's flaws. But yeah it's really one of those movies that is just gonna be forgotten about years down the line or seen as the modern day version of Cat Women 2004.
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If Dakota Johnson was cast in awkward everyman roles like Michael Cera was, she'd be a sensation beloved by millions of moviegoers. Instead she got sent to the shadowrealm of "so bad it's good" leaving us wondering what could have been.
100%, hopefully the new agent replacing the one who got her this role will realize her type cast and let her go to work.
This is the most devastatingly accurate summary of Dakota Johnson that I’ve ever seen. Actual poetry
In that vein I kind of want to see Dakota Johnson and Kristen Stewart take on roles to fall in love in a romantic comedy of some sort. All the awkward all the camp possible.
I thought she was pretty good in the new Suspiria, hope she gets into better roles
Michael Cera and Dakota Johnson is a romcom. It needs to happen.
Moral of the story: Drink Pepsi because it will save you from evil Borat
"Happy Times."
And his much older wife
I cannot afford
John Mulaney making fun of this movie was a highlight of the Oscars
@@ikai21 John Mulaney was a highlight of the Oscars
@@Charlie_Azrael
John Mulaney of the Oscars.
@@LembeckIsStaying John Muloscars
@@Charlie_Azrael Joscars
@@wesconatortheguy9869 jars
“They’re younger than I thought”
Gotta love when the movie is in on the bit!
Madame Web's only weakness: opening a Pepsi
This movie was written by someone who didn’t know how to open a Pepsi can
That simultaneous laugh at the " where's my spider?' line was so fucking genuine.
Followed by, "Where's my old wife?" 🤣
You'll get your spider when you FIX this DAMN DOOR
"New York city's a whole new level of crazy these days."
-random guy on the NY subway, 2 years after 9/11
I also like the detail that hes playing on a psp in 2003, and never once looks at the screen even though his hands never stop moving
Lmao he’s watching spider-man (2002) on the psp
This makes me think of the guy that said Seeing Red should’ve had more references to 9/11.
@@ChaseJonas75 doesn't that movie take place in Canada?
I also like how ASUS monitors existed back in 2003, (bro if this was 2003 it would’ve been like gateway or old dell monitors).
The Pepsi joke paying off with the Pepsi ending up killing the bad guy is unbelievable
The Pepsi running gag was too glorious. Pepsi truly had the best character arc in this movie
the movie calls him Ben Parker in the beginning and they spend the rest of the movie asking if hes Ben Parker.... i love Razzle
Tbf I clocked that fact at the end when they said the baby's name 🤣🤣🤣
9:55 when she yells at 3 other trained EMTs to "check his abdomen" because she just assumes they wouldn't have and they instantly know he has internal injuries from touching him to show just what a good EMT she is, I knew this was going to be one of the movies of all time.
i was also fascinated by dakota johnson hating her job of saving people for the whole movie, followed by her becoming a SUPERHERO
Unfortunately they already established she was a bad EMT with her diagnosis of "I'm fine" after falling off a bridge and losing consciousness underwater.
I love that the whole premise of the movie was in a sense a way to set up a second one and NO ONE wants a second one
I’ll give the Sony Marvel movies this: they all have at least one meme worthy scene that gets a good laugh out of me and the Pepsi sign falling on Ezekiel is nothing short of glorious with how much I laughed
Matt Smith dancing in morbius is worth the entire Sony universe existing
How did you remember the villain’s name?
@@somethingsuperbland8829 didn’t, had to look it up
@@somethingsuperbland8829 truth is I didn’t remember his name, I had to look it up
@@somethingsuperbland8829 I didn’t, I had to do an internet search just to remember what his name was again
10 “Sydney Sweeney”s in the first minute, boys. Honestly impressive.
"My favorite bad actress" is the best description of Dakota Johnson I've ever heard
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died
Dakota Johnson taking on two serious scripts and turning them into comedies 😂, what a magnificent feat.
The boys be like Milhouse waiting for the fireworks factory when they’re hyper focused on that first Pepsi can
Literally had my wisdom teeth taken out an hour ago, this is just the pick me up I needed thanks guys
I know that anesthetic made this a hell of a trip
Madame Sidney'd on my Sweeney til I Webbed.
I didn't know this was going to be the Aaron Taylor-Johnson commentary lol
Aaron Taylor-Johnson has joined the razzle-verse
You didn’t see that coming?
I love how they all completely missed that Ben's uniform had 'Parker' on it in the beginning and then debated the whole time if it was him lmao
This is the only way I'm actually gonna get around to willingly watch madam webb
Ok well now we need a "we get drunk and watch Borat ft. my wife"
this is the funniest commentary yall have done in a while i can’t stop laughing 😭
Mr.Editor went OP on this one, i love how many little edits there are and adding each meme they make with visuals, sometimes some quotes or jokes are too deep cut or idk the context but seeing them all helps be like OH YEAH THAT. top tier vid bois hopin it goes viral like cat in hat
We drink every time they say, Sydney Sweeney
Do that, you'll get cirrhosis of the liver.
Kidney failure speedrun any%
@@confusedbakugo1373It’s okay, we’ll drink Pepsi
I did the challenge. My kidney has killed itself to end the pain.
17:21 The Steelers' "We do not care." Nearly perfectly by Ryan literally had me piss my pants 😭😭😭 I didn't think anyone else liked this meme omggg
THE MINECRAFT SPIDER NOISES AS BLEEPS ARE TAKING ME OUT
If Alan isn't on the internet, good for him. I envy him
I had happily forgotten that this movie existed
I am here to once again remind you of this movies existence.
Never seen a movie flow so well with Razzle jokes
7:39 I.B.S. Infamous Baby Shooter
i stil can’t get over the fact that sydney sweeney was literally cast as the stepdaughter with the nerd glasses
Sony is allergic to making good live action spider-man films
Andrew Garfields movies were pretty cool
@@dragontalon9158the first one is. The second one…
16:46 I was totally expecting one of them to say "My life!" in a Borat voice.
I know Razzle only makes bangers, but this commentary was a certified classic.
Seeing Sweeney in that teenager role is just uncanny. She looks like she's doing this shit for Halloween instead of a feature film. There's no way I could take her seriously.
15:13 Alan gave me serious whiplash from this, I laughed my soul out of me
Laughing tears rn
The sheer PAIN in this man's face, he's so done, it was so draining for him, his voice could not pick up once it hit him, literally unable to show any cheerfulness any longer, it sucked the joy out of him.
UNTIL PEPSI SAVED IT.
Pepsi Man Was the True Hero!!!
"Sydney Sweeney virginity, I don't like it at all"
"...I'll take it."
Holy shit that quip was James Bond level lmao
1:48 I haven’t genuinely laughed watching a movie in so long but watching with you guys is funny
Ryan’s giggling is so wholesome. Like he’s so coy it’s funnier than an Allen or Zach cackle
Not only we’re y’all & Stephen on fire but I got the bonus of a Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends reference I love that show. Def in the top 10
Wheres my spider should not have been that funny I can't breathe
Do you think they set it in 2003 because they didn’t want to deal with the implication that Madame Web let 9/11 happen, because I mean, she would have seen it coming right?
that only makes sense if 9/11 didnt happen in 2001 lol
@@colinsteadland this video is the most I’ve seen of this movie. Did she already have the powers!?
@@danfedynyshyn i’ve never seen it but i hope for her sake she didn’t have them yet, otherwise 9/11 is 100% her fault
Don't let Mr. Enter watch this film, or he'll complain about it not addressing 9/11.
She Madame on my Sweeny till I Web
11:02 Okay that's just comedy gold. 🤣😂🤣
"Borat was in the Amazon with my old wife when she was researching spiders just before she died"
Dakota Johnson was actually really good in Bad Times at the El Royale, I highly recommend it. She's kind of like Kristin Stewart in that if her heart isn't in the piece, she won't fully act.
PEAK MENTIONED
6:41 is TOO GOOD
Where's my old wife?
It's Razzle's ability to mock themselves for how hopelessly horny they are that elevates their dirty jokes to the next level.
“Some more bs”😭😭
This is the first commentary where I've seen the video title and legitimately thought "did,,, did they actually get her on?"
I genuinely love Dakota's acting here bc in her situation, I would have done the EXACT same.
no idea what Alan was on this recording but I LOVED IT. KEEP BEING YOURSELF YOU WONDERFUL IDIOT 😂 the can bit took me out every single time, too
ive never seen euphoria either but sidney sweeney is recognizable, cmon alan
If somebody told you I wasn't sitting on my hands in excitement waiting for Razzle to finally acknowledge this treasure trove of a film, somebody lied.
Surprised you aren't bringing up that Aaron Taylor Johnson is married to the director of Fifty Shades...wait is that Uncle Ben played by Adam Scott? According to the razzle boys, knope...what a tangled web y'all have weaved. Not Kraven Pepsi right now but i really go for a mugs root beer 😂
P.S: is this part of the VenomVerse? ThAt'S tHe QuEsTion 😂😂😂
The big brain connections Razzle makes like the Patrick Warburton Series of Unfortunate Events joke 😂
@@robertdelossantos5844 and my type of humor hence why razzle is peak lol❤️
I like to see that Alan is slowly changing into a one piece fanatic
Your feelings on Sydney Sweeney reminds me of my own feelings on Timothy Chalomet.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
do we get drunk and watch good burger "feeturing dan schneider"
Finally watching this thanks to you guys
The fact that I was literally struggling to open my drink during the pepsi bit🤣🤣🤣
If somebody told you dakota johnson can open a can of pepsi somebody lied
25:28 anyone else get Kingdom Hearts vibes?
Like the Master of Masters or the Unknown about to come out and screw things up further in the timeline.
The pepsi and old wife jokes are so incomprehensible that its hilarious
This is really the only movie I have ever watched where I felt that literally everybody involved made the wrong choice. From the characters, to the producers, to the director, to the production team; literally none of them made the right choice.
The Borat reference are unexpected and appreciated.
The pepsi can was the most dier thing these guys worried about during the film. XD
I saw this notification and thought: I didn't see this coming.
The Minecraft sound effects are top notch :27
I tried watching this movie, but I couldn't even finish it, it was all over the place. At least watching you guys it is fun
Yes, they're watching the second best movie of al time! Behind Morbius.
6:49 WHERE ARE THOSE PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN? Also, with all the Borat quotes, I’m disappointed that none of you quoted “Great success.”
This commentary makes me actually want to watch this movie drunk
also razzle please put space jam 2 on the playlist, i watch it all the time and i need lebron james sometimes
Today was my first day back at school and it didn't go the best, this could not have come at a better time 💚💚
“omg we’re in the whipped cream and yoga factory” took me out 🤣🤣🤣
6:05 My favourite part😂😂😂😂
Still waiting on you to watch the final Fifty Shades of Grey 😂
Its so sad that Ryan was bit by that radioactive spider and died hours later
I’m so sad to see Adam Scott in this after seeing him in severance
LOL right. glad he's getting money but get outta there man
For all that is worth this gotta be one of the most movies of all most time be.
Cant believe they cut the part at the emd where madame web males a quip that bens sister and brother in law ate going to die
I feel like it fits Dakota Johnson’s humor, but seeing the clip it’s F’d her character knows not only Ben’s relatives die, but she also likely knows Ben himself will die someday, and seems to be ok with that happening due to some web of fate BS
He's Ben Wyatt from Parks & Rec
all the budget went to ben wyatt
Ryan has a cool jigglypuff on his couch
You know how when you hear something so many times so close together it stops sounding like a real word? Sydney Sweeney sounds that way to me rn 🤣
😂 Madmam Web is on Spiderman cartoon , she's a old woman not like 16
Dakota Johnson being unable to open a can of Pepsi is sus. Someone check her belly button, I think she's a Kyle XY
Okay story time.
I went to see this movie in the theaters for one silly reason. I heard rumors that Raimi Venom would show up in Madame Web and maybe at some point that was a plan. So I wanted to be hopeful but maybe that was for the better that he didnt show up in somewhere like this.
So I get there and thought I was gonna be the only one watching this, until some people show up and okay fair enough then. Then more people show up and just kept on going I saw mums with there kids going to see this and so on.
I was shocked with how many people showed up for this, I thought no one would care enough that much to go and see it. But yea I turned my brain off and watch it, at the time I thought it was fine and okay. Then again I turned my brain off so wasn't really paying attention to any of it's flaws.
But yeah it's really one of those movies that is just gonna be forgotten about years down the line or seen as the modern day version of Cat Women 2004.
i love how particularly unginged this one was lol
Never knew I needed it
I remember watching this movie on Netflix. I watched it on 1.5x speed so I didn't waste too much of my time
The radioactive seed is canon. Not only was it in Spider-Man: Reign, but there was also a health scare for MJ in 1990s comics.
yall made this movie so fn funny
It actually pissed me off that Zach wasn’t drinking the troegs because it’s so fucking good
The web connects them all
I never felt like I've wasted my time more than watching this movie
Bens car that was the biggest giveaway ahahah