As easy as it is to believe our man is doing a racist voice, I think he's doing a very poor James Cagney "you dirty rat, you killed my brother." A very, very popular actor from the 1930s. So. Current.
I hope Donald finds these videos so he can make a movie about owning a RUclipsr named Randy Sing with his Christian values and not at all racist ideals.
When that happens the movie will have caricatures of both Andy, and Forrest Valkai who also completely tore into the scientific misconceptions in his movies. Is there anyone else yet?
….this guy was introduced to it just like everyone else was: through GodAwful movies, dduh. That’s how 99.9% of people are familiar with Rossetti/DJP/Sword Of The Spirit etc. the only ones who discovered them on our own are the true bad movie connoisseurs, namely the bad xtian film connoisseurs
I can actually tell you where he hired some actors for this movie. He posted a “casting call” on a Facebook group for my hometown in TN. I hate to say that this movie was filmed in my town lol. Also pretty much every resident here talks and acts just like the characters in the movie. I hate this place.
That subtle misogyny is something I experience, and witness, often. It’s infuriating how many (mostly older) men are attracted to women but don’t actually like us as people. It’s like they harbor a disgust and resentment to our existence, and believe the worst of us. I’m not going to get into why I believe this is the case in a comment section on RUclips, but I wanted to applaud you for highlighting this issue in Donald’s mentality. It is unfortunately a strikingly common experience to talk to men like this even in the 21st century, especially in very conservative areas like where I currently live.
@@kiwikrg Yeah unfortunately a lot of younger guys too, I’ve just primarily encountered older men in my life. It’s even more disappointing the younger they are. 😞
I love the allegory, they hate pickle ball for litterally no reason except not understanding it lmao, its like a conservative parody haha Like, it even has them saying pickleball is being forced on them when its simple existing
i honestly can't tell if the joke would be funnier if the actors could deliver the lines well. as it is their dialogue very much does not sound like a conversation between people but I think that almost adds to it lol. like watching a high school student film
13:10 the line he butchers is actually misquoted itself. It is large known as. "You dirty rat. You killed my brother, mmmm. " But the actual line is, "Come out and take it you dirty, yellow bellied rat, or I'll give it to ya through the door." It's from Taxi 1932
There's a podcast called God Awful Movies and they have reviewed like 9 of his films. His best friends series has confounded them, in one Monsanto does a drive-by shooting on a gmo protest and kills a main character from the past movies
That's also what I assumed lol. God that movie was one of the absolute worst things I've ever seen and I wish I could forget it. I'm glad that's not the route this one went 😅
@alfredfreedomjones5105 I didn't watch the film itself, I watched a comedic youtube review of it. Might have even been on this channel, I can't remember. Honestly I'm trans myself, there's no way I'd ever sit down and watch a film like that on it's own lol.
I’m not sure which movie it is from but that wasn’t an old timey black accent, based on the dialogue it was a very bad attempt at a Jimmy Cagney accent from his 1930s gangster films like The Public Enemy.
Honestly I respect this guy for committing and turning his fanfiction stories into scripts and then movies. No shame, embarassment or anything. He's just going for it. Not everyone can say they would. For good reasons mostly..but still.
He does refill it. i think he buys them on Amazon, but i have no idea why he bought it. He loves it alot though and talks about how convenient it is hahah@MilkChocolateGeese
This guy goes to the gym I used to work at and currently workout at but I had no clue this guy was making movies. He never really said too much and just went about his business. I’ve watched the other videos and thought he looked familiar but now it’s confirmed and it blew my mind 🤯
6:50 I simply can't keep going. The sloppy edit covering the existing sign with a light blue square and putting the words "Sign up for Pickleball today" on it faced up to the camera despite the sign being angled away is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.
I had such an intense hatred for the fact this was about pickleball because my town is bulldozing a well-loved park for an 18-court pickleball play area. We are a town of like 70k. The closest city of 1mil has maybe 3-4 pickleball courts of only 4 courts each. Why?????? Thats way too many for any city.
Not me in the process of bingeing this channel for him to drop another video of my favorite variety. I love all your content, especially when you cover movies and TV shows.
I'm so glad i was assaulted with a youtube-mandated ad when the footage of them flirting about "spending some time off the court" played, because Grandpa's quip to that was so painful.
When I was in middle school we played this every year in gym class. I spent each of those days chasing after balls and wish time would pass more quickly. Who knew it would become such a big thing years later.
I see the "David" character and I cannot for the life of me shake off the impression that he's behaving like a passive-agressive gym teacher who thinks he was meant to train worldwide champions, not "a bunch of brats". Like, that's the only image I have while seeing every scene he's in.
“If you know CPR, do it” 🤣😂 He was having a heart attack and still alive 🤣. Can you imagine if you were having a painful heart attack and someone starts doing chest compressions… ON YOUR FUCKING HEART!!! 😂😭😭
Great commentary Andy, I just wanted to say that I love the new retro/vintage intros you've been doing, it gives your channel a lot of personality and feel to it, I'd love if you kept that up :D
my partner and I have personal beef with pickelball's popularity bc of how ANNOYING it is to hear. I don't know what stance to take this film is insane
For the record, I deadass answered the question when it showed up randomly in the video. Even continued the conversation once the text said I didn't answere and asked if i am mad. I imdiatly wanted to calm down the situation. I probably am delusional too.
He is the either the oldest-looking young man or the youngest-looking old man. The only thing that makes me think it's the 2nd option is the hate for the weirdest old people interactions.
I'm Canadian and I've actually played pickle ball. We did a unit in high school. It's awful, mostly because the rackets are bulky, heavy, and uncomfortable to hold. Worst unit ever. Ofc Donald would make a movie about it.
13:17 He was trying to do a James Cagney accent and famous movie quote of Cagney’s. “Come out and take it, you dirty yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!” Since then it’s often been referenced in popular media, even TMNT and Bugs Bunny, as “You dirty rat! You’re the man who killed my brother!” Also “see” was used in a lot of old Mafia movies. Like “Listen to me, see, I’m gonna get you, see?”
"Where is he finding these actors?" His church. I guarantee all these people go to the same church.
@@waylon4749 In the crucifix, you hit the nail on the hands & feet.
@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426Jesus died for us! God bless you
@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
It’s a cross not a crucifix, crucifix’s are very Catholic and this man is very, very, Protestant.
As easy as it is to believe our man is doing a racist voice, I think he's doing a very poor James Cagney "you dirty rat, you killed my brother." A very, very popular actor from the 1930s. So. Current.
Very informative! I was wondering
that's even funnier
I thought it sounded familiar my dad likes to watch pretty old movies from the 30’s and I’ve heard that voice before!
I know it from Bugs Bunny.....doing a James Cagney impression.
I was thinking a terrible JFK impression, but I think you are right
HI HELLO I FOUND OUT THAT DONALD LIVES IN MY AREA AND I SAW HIM AT A WALMART IT WAS VERY SCARY
this is not the "celebrity" encounter I ever want to have I'm very sorry this happened to you
Sorry for your loss
Track him down and see for real
What's his adress
whats wrong, youve never seen a septuagenarian at a walmart before
I hope Donald finds these videos so he can make a movie about owning a RUclipsr named Randy Sing with his Christian values and not at all racist ideals.
i need it.
Someone show him asap
When that happens the movie will have caricatures of both Andy, and Forrest Valkai who also completely tore into the scientific misconceptions in his movies. Is there anyone else yet?
*Singh
For extra racist undertones 🥰
Ok but I want this
the inbetween static parts make me feel like im watching analog horror
No literally I had to stop and check if I clicked on the wrong video 😭😭
@@r3d040REAL😭😭 i was so confused
@@Daddy_Lorax_42069Yeah I thought the video was over and I was watching some weird analog horror stuff lmao
I mean...you're not _not_ watching analog horror..
that might be because you are
seeing a professor at my school in the middle of an andy king video might be the biggest jump scare of my entire life 💀
your colleague?
NO WAY THATS SO FUNNY 💀
WAIT WHAT THATS SO FUNNY😭
"allow me to introduce you to cinematic universe of Donald James Parker" like you haven't already ferried me to this hell and dropped me off
Just more gaslighting from Andy 🙄
Yep. Best comment.
I honestly was confused from his line. I thought for a second that I heard about those movies from a different RUclipsr.
My first time. Turning in that v card.
Oh you got stuck at the ferry stop too?!
….this guy was introduced to it just like everyone else was: through GodAwful movies, dduh. That’s how 99.9% of people are familiar with Rossetti/DJP/Sword Of The Spirit etc. the only ones who discovered them on our own are the true bad movie connoisseurs, namely the bad xtian film connoisseurs
“Thank you for posting Andy” we all say in unison.
Thank you for posting Andy
Thank you for posting Andy
Danka for posting Andy.
Thank you for posting Andy
Thank you for posting andy
I can actually tell you where he hired some actors for this movie. He posted a “casting call” on a Facebook group for my hometown in TN. I hate to say that this movie was filmed in my town lol. Also pretty much every resident here talks and acts just like the characters in the movie. I hate this place.
Sounds like fun lol
oh dear
I live in my own little Tennessee bubble apparently, cause how am I just now finding out he lives here
Yeah, as someone from TN, this has suburban TN all over it.
But.... the BMW has letters first... does he have a heathen PA?
That subtle misogyny is something I experience, and witness, often. It’s infuriating how many (mostly older) men are attracted to women but don’t actually like us as people. It’s like they harbor a disgust and resentment to our existence, and believe the worst of us. I’m not going to get into why I believe this is the case in a comment section on RUclips, but I wanted to applaud you for highlighting this issue in Donald’s mentality. It is unfortunately a strikingly common experience to talk to men like this even in the 21st century, especially in very conservative areas like where I currently live.
oh no, young men are the same way. instagram reels are filled with men in comments being rude and gross to women
Oh, how I love being a woman….
Oh tell me about it. I'm ftm but still look feminine and the creeps I encounter on a daily is nauseating.
@crusty2310 happy pride month, also that sucks :(
@@kiwikrg Yeah unfortunately a lot of younger guys too, I’ve just primarily encountered older men in my life. It’s even more disappointing the younger they are. 😞
Me: Dad, can we watch Challengers?
Dad: We have Challengers at home.
Challengers at home:
💀
PSA don’t watch challengers with your dad😭
You should watch Beckman, the John wick at home of the Christian movies.
Thomas going from a Pickleball hater to having a Pickleball wedding is one of the greatest character arcs in cinema.
Why does this old man have the same haircut as a 6year old boy?
Benjamin Butthead
“The third grader with Benjamin Button disease.” - Andy King describing Donald James Parker
a thing of beauty is a joy forever
Literally the only positive I can give Donald is this; he doesn't cast 18 year olds as his romantic opposite
Mmm. Pretty sure he did Gramps Goes to College exactly to have 18 year olds fawning over him.
That is either an IHOP that hasn't been remodeled in a while or a hotel breakfast room and you cannot convince me otherwise
I was thinking something like a side room off of a food court
I love the allegory, they hate pickle ball for litterally no reason except not understanding it lmao, its like a conservative parody haha
Like, it even has them saying pickleball is being forced on them when its simple existing
I know lmao. The lack of brain matter these people have is just astounding
Okay I hate to say it but the "then we'd be in a REAL... predicament" joke actually made me chuckle LOL
😂😂
i honestly can't tell if the joke would be funnier if the actors could deliver the lines well. as it is their dialogue very much does not sound like a conversation between people but I think that almost adds to it lol. like watching a high school student film
Honestly felt like a line they'd use in a kids sitcom lmao. I was half expecting a laugh reel at the end of it
I kinda laughed bc it’s stupid and has bad delivery
That was one of like 2 actually funny jokes in this whole movie
13:10 the line he butchers is actually misquoted itself. It is large known as. "You dirty rat. You killed my brother, mmmm. " But the actual line is, "Come out and take it you dirty, yellow bellied rat, or I'll give it to ya through the door." It's from Taxi 1932
How tf do you get the first one from the actual line?!😢😅
@@elgronewald right?!
Someone needs to take away whatever Donald is using to make his films from him before he invents a new genre of movie (derogatory)
I would love to see that in a Wikipedia entry. "Pickleball Princess is a derogatory romantic comedy film directed by Donald James Parker ..."
I shall dub this genre "boomercore"
I feel like Donald lived in a box for 60 years being served conservative information and then woke up in like 2014 and started making movies
Plato's Allegory of the Cave, but... Conservative and Dumb.
There's a podcast called God Awful Movies and they have reviewed like 9 of his films. His best friends series has confounded them, in one Monsanto does a drive-by shooting on a gmo protest and kills a main character from the past movies
i'm too used to their voice for him that hearing the actual one feels fake
He's made NINE of these kinds of movies?!?
I listen to GAM way too much and the DJP movies are always a highlight
And it’s exciting to see a RUclipsr I like cover these movies as well
God Awful Movies would be a great title for a show about bad Christian movies ngl.
GAM is great! Love the Puzzle in a Thunderstorm guys.
I wonder if being completely self-indulgent and letting go of any concern for portraying real people could cure my writer's block.
from personal experience it works a treat, but it does kind of limit who you can share your work with lol.
@@mellow_mallow not if you have no shame or self awareness!
Honestly, try it as an exercise just for fun 😂 but don't attempt to publish it
Love the photoshopped sign at 6:09 💀
thank you I needed SOMEONE to mention it 💀💀so distracting
@@WhatsAMeadow4yeah I'm surprised he didn't say anything about it
i rly believe its like a text box from his video editing software. im glad others noticed lmao
i literally screamed “wtf is that” 😅
oh thank goodness someone said something, that's all I was staring at the whole time lmaooooo
The only romance in this movie was the tension between the kid in the green shirt and Donalds grandson
Honestly, I'm relieved. The movie's title made me think this was gonna be DJP's attempt at a "Lady Ballers." I'm not sure Andy would've survived that
That's also what I assumed lol.
God that movie was one of the absolute worst things I've ever seen and I wish I could forget it.
I'm glad that's not the route this one went 😅
@@CryptidRenfri why would you even watch something like that? Stop giving ragebaiters attention.
@alfredfreedomjones5105 I didn't watch the film itself, I watched a comedic youtube review of it. Might have even been on this channel, I can't remember.
Honestly I'm trans myself, there's no way I'd ever sit down and watch a film like that on it's own lol.
I’m not sure which movie it is from but that wasn’t an old timey black accent, based on the dialogue it was a very bad attempt at a Jimmy Cagney accent from his 1930s gangster films like The Public Enemy.
Also, I suspect most of his cast and most of the locations are from his church.
Bro, twinsies, holy shit 😂😂😂
1932 taxi
Honestly I respect this guy for committing and turning his fanfiction stories into scripts and then movies. No shame, embarassment or anything. He's just going for it. Not everyone can say they would. For good reasons mostly..but still.
My favorite thing is the totally raw footage with no attempt to color correct at all 😍
"Not that i wanna see it, but *fucking KISS*" Took me out 😂
Babe wake up a new Fascist Neil Breen movie just dropped
OH MY GOD NEIL BREEN’S MOVIES ARE SO TRASH
@@marsbars3375If they already suck imagine adding fascism to them and you get Donald
@@marsbars3375at least Neil’s movies suck in a fun way, Donald’s just hurt to watch
This guy makes me appreciate Neil Breen more though haha
That quote is from James Cagney in Taxi (1932) I believe
My grandpa has one of those paper towel dispensers in his bathroom. It's wild
omg does he refill it?? why not just use a regular towel? omg
He does refill it. i think he buys them on Amazon, but i have no idea why he bought it. He loves it alot though and talks about how convenient it is hahah@MilkChocolateGeese
I don't know a single person who would talk about pickleball like that 😭
No one cares
I work across the street from where the Pickleball nationals take place and I cannot even express how much it has made me hate pickleball
I was known as the "pickle-ball princess" in my ol' college days.... I wish I could forget.......
This video reminds me of watching a movie in my parents room and the tape ends and I'm just staring myself in the reflection of the blank screen
Why is this so funny?
13:30 you are incorrect, he is doing an impression of 1940s movie star James Cagney, who was just a white guy with a very distinctive voice.
The WORST I've ever heard
13:21 “Im gonna rub you out” woah there gramps, at least take him to dinner first
I literally said out loud, “oh god, not this guy again”
7:27 why does this shot make him look so tiny, I feel like I could accidentally step on the man
love the new intro tbh.
Yeasss
Why does the beginning feel like an analog horror
The movie bit was the most vomit-inducing jimmy cagney impression I've ever heard, but not racist. It's just awful.
The heart attack scene felt like I should be watching it on liveleak
Does that John Taffer cutout ever make you jump at night? lol
Imagine it being in the room while you have sleep paralysis
are we just not gonna talk about the sign at 6:52 blurred out with "sign up for pickleball today" crudely edited on top?
"Ladies. Gentlemen. Folks...pee pee poo poo" is my fav intro in a while ngl
This guy goes to the gym I used to work at and currently workout at but I had no clue this guy was making movies. He never really said too much and just went about his business. I’ve watched the other videos and thought he looked familiar but now it’s confirmed and it blew my mind 🤯
The actor who plays Jenny is actually kinda good. She's wasted on this doodoo
Agreed
Ok but the pickle puns at 8:30 unironically made me cackle laugh and I have no idea why it’s so corny
crazy how they got the fitness gram pacer test voice in this movie
That hair tuck, lip bite combo from Donald's grandson made me think he was flirting with g-pa especially after that remark about keeping him busy
I hate this old man!!! Donald James Parker is pretty annoying too.
6:11 "what are you STAring at, honEY" is probably the best line delivery in this whole film
6:50 I simply can't keep going. The sloppy edit covering the existing sign with a light blue square and putting the words "Sign up for Pickleball today" on it faced up to the camera despite the sign being angled away is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.
my internet lagged riight at 0:35 so I thought it was a bit instead of realising there wasn't a minute long pause there
This movie reminds me of a high school film project
I could make a better film than this and I've never acted
these movies give me such a negative visceral reaction 😭😭
I had such an intense hatred for the fact this was about pickleball because my town is bulldozing a well-loved park for an 18-court pickleball play area. We are a town of like 70k. The closest city of 1mil has maybe 3-4 pickleball courts of only 4 courts each. Why?????? Thats way too many for any city.
This is like off brand Challengers for old people
Dropping during Xbox Game Pass is wild
Fr😂
"I'm gonna rub you out," is from a Daffy Duck cartoon where he dreams he's Dick Tracy.
what a deadly mix of hyperfixations - andy king and analog horror 18:58
8:33 I’m sorry, they drove 43 miles to play tennis? False dilemma.
love the new editing style with the static and borderline creepy comments, very slay
Damn. Don inhaled so much leaded gasoline smog as a kid, huh?
"Yum yum, I love paint chips" Don as a child
Not me in the process of bingeing this channel for him to drop another video of my favorite variety. I love all your content, especially when you cover movies and TV shows.
I cannot describe how much hatred i have for the scene at 7:57, it is irrational yet it will given me a minimum of three aneurysms
I'm so glad i was assaulted with a youtube-mandated ad when the footage of them flirting about "spending some time off the court" played, because Grandpa's quip to that was so painful.
it's crazy seeing people outside GAM discovering his movies they're so bizarre
Hardest watch... barely survived... istg i hear the word pickleball one more time, i am going insane
When I was in middle school we played this every year in gym class. I spent each of those days chasing after balls and wish time would pass more quickly. Who knew it would become such a big thing years later.
I see the "David" character and I cannot for the life of me shake off the impression that he's behaving like a passive-agressive gym teacher who thinks he was meant to train worldwide champions, not "a bunch of brats". Like, that's the only image I have while seeing every scene he's in.
“If you know CPR, do it” 🤣😂 He was having a heart attack and still alive 🤣. Can you imagine if you were having a painful heart attack and someone starts doing chest compressions… ON YOUR FUCKING HEART!!! 😂😭😭
“It's the raspberry seed in my wisdom tooth”
u said “grab a snack, its going to feel like a standardized test” literally right as im eating breakfast on my way to write a standardized test
Great commentary Andy, I just wanted to say that I love the new retro/vintage intros you've been doing, it gives your channel a lot of personality and feel to it, I'd love if you kept that up :D
my partner and I have personal beef with pickelball's popularity bc of how ANNOYING it is to hear. I don't know what stance to take this film is insane
For the record, I deadass answered the question when it showed up randomly in the video. Even continued the conversation once the text said I didn't answere and asked if i am mad. I imdiatly wanted to calm down the situation. I probably am delusional too.
Thanks for reviewing this movie, I couldn’t hear it over the sound of me putting the gun to my head
I really hope he wasn’t trying to make a Princess Bride reference with that „inconceivable“…
Really love the analog aesthetic inserts & filter for your bits, hope it sticks around
13:15 I don’t think he’s trying to mimic a blaccent, I don’t know if that’s a movie quote but sounds like he’s trying to do a James Cagney impression.
the intro is so cool! i’ve been watching for a while and i honestly hope it appears more or sticks in a way
He is the either the oldest-looking young man or the youngest-looking old man. The only thing that makes me think it's the 2nd option is the hate for the weirdest old people interactions.
I'm Canadian and I've actually played pickle ball. We did a unit in high school. It's awful, mostly because the rackets are bulky, heavy, and uncomfortable to hold. Worst unit ever. Ofc Donald would make a movie about it.
Here in Wisconsin its big with old people, so I feel like Donald must be sharing his culture with us
I’m just astounded there’s actually $300 pickleball paddles🤷♂️
I love these nostalgic effects and vibes man
i’m here the analog horror editing
Fr!! I was digging it, hopefully he keeps it in future videos 😩
Andy should single-handedly remake and star-in these films to flash his theater degree skills
13:17 He was trying to do a James Cagney accent and famous movie quote of Cagney’s. “Come out and take it, you dirty yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!” Since then it’s often been referenced in popular media, even TMNT and Bugs Bunny, as “You dirty rat! You’re the man who killed my brother!”
Also “see” was used in a lot of old Mafia movies. Like “Listen to me, see, I’m gonna get you, see?”
Oh wow, I didn’t know “favorite RUclipsr at first sight” was a thing. Yet, here we are my man 😘
"we love kool-aid" we all say in unison
love the intro graphic, adore the retro vibes--well done
7:00 is that “sign up for pickleball today” message put in there digitally on top of whatever the banner actually says?
OMFG I LOVE YOUR INTRO!!!! It's hitting me right in the late 80s!
I am absolutely obsessed with that intro
Pickleball’s catch-phrase is “Fastest growing sport in America!” I swear 😂
Bro something must be happening in the cosmos because I’ve been making a lot of poop jokes lately too…?
My wife and I really enjoyed the editing style you used in this. Also, it was damn funny. Keep up the good work