This Conspiracy Theory Reality Show Might Be Illegal

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @alexisjordan9055
    @alexisjordan9055 2 месяца назад +1224

    The tiny ponytail was both a jump scare and surprisingly fitting

    • @Perpetually_on_fire
      @Perpetually_on_fire 2 месяца назад +76

      its like his green ribbon, if you take it out his head falls off or some shit

    • @theonoelle
      @theonoelle 2 месяца назад +24

      He's so preppy

    • @s24261
      @s24261 2 месяца назад +3

      True😂

    • @MarshalMarrs-eu9yh
      @MarshalMarrs-eu9yh Месяц назад +5

      I got one of those “vote out democrat judges” fear monger ads before this video.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 7 дней назад

      ​@@MarshalMarrs-eu9yh Conservative jump scare lol

  • @xxmerrydeathxx
    @xxmerrydeathxx 2 месяца назад +1092

    As a Minnesotan, my favorite thing Ventura has ever done was his response to Virginia requesting the battle flag captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry at the battle of Gettysburg be returned. He said "Why? I mean, we won" which is imo the perfect response

    • @spookiboys
      @spookiboys 2 месяца назад +77

      I was hoping to see this in the comments lol it's so funny

    • @cutiepiecatloveallanimals6602
      @cutiepiecatloveallanimals6602 2 месяца назад +61

      And his push to legalize pot

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 2 месяца назад +109

      Truthfully how all confederate “artifacts” should be dealt with 😂 yall lost - get over it.

    • @blucheavy3282
      @blucheavy3282 2 месяца назад +32

      okay that’s actually based

    • @CryptidRenfri
      @CryptidRenfri 2 месяца назад +27

      I'm not even American but I love that.
      Makes me feel some sort of way.

  • @BudgetNudist64
    @BudgetNudist64 2 месяца назад +443

    As crazy as Jesse is, he did try to unionize the performers of the WWF before Hogan told McMahon and ruined the whole thing. One more reason to hate Hulk Hogan.

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 2 месяца назад +49

      Hulk "The Scab" Hogan

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 месяца назад +3

      Ewwww

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@deathsyth8888YUMMERS!

    • @paigeteller606
      @paigeteller606 Месяц назад +6

      Something about a broken clock being right twice a day (or at least once in a lifetime in this case)

    • @Hellcat71782
      @Hellcat71782 Месяц назад +2

      That and the fact hulk bought his wayyy underage kid mad booze and paralyzed his best friend and then turned their backs on him

  • @eb9782
    @eb9782 2 месяца назад +645

    Plot twist: All of these guys are each other's sources. Before each take, they just tell each other crazy shit, then on camera they repeat each other's crazy shit and say "I've heard it from reliable sources"

    • @wynnnnnnn5227
      @wynnnnnnn5227 2 месяца назад +15

      I encourage you to listen to 'Oh No Ross and Carrie'. They have episodes on something called 'The Conscious Life Expo' which is basically exactly what you described.

    • @1-800-hcbrigs
      @1-800-hcbrigs 2 месяца назад

      @@wynnnnnnn5227oh no Ross and Carrie mention omg

    • @doctorboot7191
      @doctorboot7191 2 месяца назад +12

      sounds like Fox "News".

    • @kathleenmorrison2908
      @kathleenmorrison2908 2 месяца назад +10

      Ah, the "Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction" technique

    • @MolecularMachine
      @MolecularMachine 2 месяца назад

      ​@@wynnnnnnn5227I love that podcast!!! Their Scientology series was outstanding.

  • @jalencarter4210
    @jalencarter4210 2 месяца назад +557

    FUN FACT: Jesse Ventura tried to unionize pro wrestling but was ratted out and fired because Hulk Hogan snitched

    • @scottlangley5596
      @scottlangley5596 Месяц назад +22

      Why am I in no way surprised

    • @jacquellgrandy6240
      @jacquellgrandy6240 Месяц назад +25

      Meanwhile Hogan stole his whole style

    • @KamiNoBaka1
      @KamiNoBaka1 Месяц назад +36

      Yet another reason why Randy Savage was better than Hulk Hogan.

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 Месяц назад +17

      ​@jacquellgrandy6240 Hogan did not steal Jesse Ventura's style. They both stole Superstar Billy Graham's look.
      Jesse did it better between the two of them though.

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 Месяц назад +5

      Came here to say this! It's not as widely known as it ought to be

  • @javidaderson
    @javidaderson 2 месяца назад +540

    That's my main problem with conspiracy theories they take a legitimate concern like the rapid militarization of space and just absolutely destroy any kind of legitimate discord.

    • @BrutalExcision
      @BrutalExcision 2 месяца назад +13

      When ground based missiles and nukes are so effective, what advantage would them being in space have? Unless they were like 100% stealth and invisible then they would be spotted by someone (the enemey) way easier than hidden underground launch tubes.

    • @javidaderson
      @javidaderson 2 месяца назад +29

      @@BrutalExcisionNot for targeting things on the ground it's for targeting other satellites which are all pretty much defenseless. You can wake up tomorrow to no not air travel because someone targeted the GPS satellites or no one can make banking transactions because they targeted communication satellites.

    • @BrutalExcision
      @BrutalExcision 2 месяца назад +5

      @javidaderson they can do that from the ground now though so again what benefit does the weapon being in space have? Being in space it's easier to detect and defeat. If this satellite killing weapon is floating about it will be spotted easily, figured out and taken out.

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
      @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer 2 месяца назад +9

      It's called "well poisoning". There's a certain group known for it.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 месяца назад +18

      ​@@BrutalExcision Weapons in space can be stored for almost infinite amounts of time with basically no maintenance because corrosion doesn't exist, and require significantly less fuel than those on the ground because they no longer have to beat gravity and friction. Also, something launched from the Earth can be intercepted with moderate difficulty, while something launched from space would be almost impossible to intercept. Finally, almost all our antinuclear tech is used to detect nuclear *launches* and use their path at launch to figure out targets, which them being in space (kinda, pre-launched) gets around this.
      Finally, weapons launched from space can do extensively more damage. If you could drop a 12in2 rock from LEO and have it hit a city (assuming it didn't burn up in orbit somehow) it would do so at terminal velocity and take out a city block. Scale this up to a denser, somewhat larger object and it could do equal damage to a nuclear bomb, while being impossible to shoot down because the damage is done via velocity, not an explosion.

  • @Windy_Floof
    @Windy_Floof 2 месяца назад +592

    Seeing alex jones do anything except yelling at a camera about gay frogs is shocking

    • @Windy_Floof
      @Windy_Floof 2 месяца назад +48

      Anyways my favorite chapstick is Burts bees

    • @Hiidontknowwutimdoing
      @Hiidontknowwutimdoing 2 месяца назад

      I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 2 месяца назад +25

      He is either really short, or Jesse Ventura is nine feet tall.

    • @Ghostlypie
      @Ghostlypie 2 месяца назад

      I grew up 5 mins away from burts bees farm ​@@Windy_Floof

    • @marielhaynes
      @marielhaynes 2 месяца назад +31

      its funny cuz its actually not shocking AT ALL that alex jones would be on a conspiracy theory show considering all the sandy hook shit 🤦‍♀️

  • @hommefataltaemin
    @hommefataltaemin 2 месяца назад +202

    Wow his son really DOES look like a villain, lmao. That hair style is so square looking, it completely caught me off guard 😂

  • @strawberrywheels
    @strawberrywheels 2 месяца назад +101

    i feel like this is a solid video for explaining what a head injury feels like to someone. people are saying words, and you know what the words are but you somehow cant comprehend what they're saying, there is no coherence to anything, and it plays out like we as the viewers keep having lapses in consciousness

  • @sleepingburrito57
    @sleepingburrito57 2 месяца назад +142

    Please cover the lizard person episode where the lady claims to speak an alien lizard language and cries speaking this language to the sky because she misses her home planet

    • @jessethecomet
      @jessethecomet 2 месяца назад +11

      Pleaaassseee I've never seen this show but just reading this comment made me cry laughing 😂😂

    • @kitsunemusicisfire
      @kitsunemusicisfire Месяц назад +6

      This would actually make a really good satire series if they just came up with the weirdest ish they could justify making up and just had people discussing it with each other while doing weird crap like that. I'd watch it lol

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 7 дней назад

      That's hilarious lmao

  • @nohpe
    @nohpe 2 месяца назад +1333

    currently watching please hold for my opinion on this video

    • @nohpe
      @nohpe 2 месяца назад +631

      thank you for holding it was indeed a good video

    • @whizthesugoi
      @whizthesugoi 2 месяца назад +166

      not coming in with an strong opinion about something you have no clue of what it is on the internet is crazy

    • @zerkoff
      @zerkoff 2 месяца назад +124

      ​@@whizthesugoi i know right like just make up an opinion immediately and then don't admit you're wrong like the rest of us

    • @alexanderrestaino1921
      @alexanderrestaino1921 2 месяца назад +14

      Holding

    • @majinriley9776
      @majinriley9776 2 месяца назад +6

      No

  • @ex_plushii
    @ex_plushii 2 месяца назад +352

    i haven't watched any of the ace ventura movies in years but i've already convinced myself that this guy is like..... his uncle that doesn't get invited to easter lunch anymore

    • @ThorDog16
      @ThorDog16 2 месяца назад +21

      We need a buddy cop movie where Ace and Jesse have a pet detective/ufo hunter business and get into shenanigans

    • @lemonlime5435
      @lemonlime5435 2 месяца назад +3

      How are both Venturas this uncle

  • @Sim0n98
    @Sim0n98 2 месяца назад +219

    “I’ve got a concern”
    “He’s got a concern alright!”

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 2 месяца назад +7

      Correct me if im wrong, but he definitely has a concern

    • @JennyShull
      @JennyShull 2 месяца назад +3

      Is the concern that Blue is not putting paw prints on the clues so Dora can follow the clues to the answers?

    • @Thatmoosecaishen
      @Thatmoosecaishen 2 месяца назад +2

      Guys…. I think he has a concern….

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule Месяц назад +1

      Peppa Pig narrator

  • @shyguyry2033
    @shyguyry2033 2 месяца назад +154

    I will give Ventura this credit, hes never been successfully sued for anything hes ever said. Hes smart enough to label it as speculation, or accurately presents information.

    • @JoeNoshow27
      @JoeNoshow27 2 месяца назад +9

      "I think my speculation of the theoretical event is hypothetically speaking some abstract notion of an idea that in my fanciful opinion is possibly related to my sense of something imaginably being off about this proposed anomaly... probably."

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 месяца назад +12

      Also he doesn't spread misinformation about school shootings.

  • @chs9999
    @chs9999 2 месяца назад +215

    Tyrell like the Tyrell corporation from the movie blade runner. This could only mean one thing. Tyrell is a robot. Wake up sheeple

    • @BigJimbo2215
      @BigJimbo2215 2 месяца назад +2

      No Tyrell from game of thrones

    • @kitsunemusicisfire
      @kitsunemusicisfire Месяц назад +3

      ​@@BigJimbo2215this rabbit hole goes deeper than I thought. You're telling me Tyrell the robot was from the Game of Thrones dimension?

  • @ClownHoundII
    @ClownHoundII 2 месяца назад +38

    The line "Illegal aliens, space aliens" is so funny. We all know these kind of people would love to see a space alien and not a person they consider alien.

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 2 месяца назад +6

      That's the main second half plot point of the SNL movie 'Coneheads'. The titular Coneheads have to thwart the overzealous investigations of an immigration officer to "deport" them out of the United States, not because they are "aliens" but because they are not there legally.

  • @henrywilliams3355
    @henrywilliams3355 2 месяца назад +48

    I am so on board with this being the new Bar Rescue for your channel, I want to know everything about this show now

  • @shyguyry2033
    @shyguyry2033 2 месяца назад +53

    so apparently the show was supposed to be more about taking popular or known conspiracies, and actually using those as a gateway to discuss real actual crimes, scandals, lies and actual conspiracies, but of course they ended up going the crazy route.

    • @jacquelynworkman8516
      @jacquelynworkman8516 2 месяца назад +9

      Wait that sounds like an actually interesting premise 😭

  • @Raeredvelvet
    @Raeredvelvet 2 месяца назад +57

    Andy’s editing never fails to be peak, whether it’s him squishing himself or making one of the best crt tv esque intro

  • @nestlyyyy
    @nestlyyyy 2 месяца назад +361

    dude im not even joking my mom is literally one person away from Jesse Ventura. shes friends w this one rich dude who donates a bunch of money to her for her non-profitable cat rescue side hustle. genuine insanity

    • @spicylemons8557
      @spicylemons8557 2 месяца назад +1

      What’s wrong with a cat rescue?? 😭

    • @samarieow
      @samarieow 2 месяца назад +38

      @@spicylemons8557…they didn’t say anything was wrong with a cat rescue.

    • @spicylemons8557
      @spicylemons8557 2 месяца назад +17

      @@samarieow idk they said their mom has a cat rescue and followed it up by saying “genuinely insane” I thought they were gonna bring up insane stuff their mom has done but instead talked about the cat rescue 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @thehermionegrangerr
      @thehermionegrangerr 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@spicylemons8557They meant that her mom being one person away from Jesse is genuinely insane

    • @bigqueer2147
      @bigqueer2147 2 месяца назад

      ⁠@@spicylemons8557it looks like they were mentioning the genuine insanity for how they felt about their mom being a degree away from Jesse Ventura, friend! /gen

  • @JohnDoe-xx8yw
    @JohnDoe-xx8yw 2 месяца назад +93

    5:48 "Arms, missiles..."
    Condescending white guy voice: "And *WEAPONS*"

  • @NatsumiMichi
    @NatsumiMichi 2 месяца назад +27

    Honestly, a spacefaring alien civilization arriving to Earth to conquer us, only to discover all kinds of gaming and immediately turning us into the gaming/gambling hub of the galaxy is a pretty dope plot twist. Like yo fellow aliens, heard of Earth? That's the planet with all the casinos, toxic shooter/MOBA/Battle Royals and h€nt@i games, let's go!

    • @waypastcute
      @waypastcute 13 дней назад +1

      Aliens can't get enough of Blackjack and Black Souls, it's true.

  • @sykotech
    @sykotech 2 месяца назад +20

    When you said Jesse Ventura my head said "Yeah, Jesse 'the body' Ventura. Former Navy, professional wrestler, really really opinionated" then you proceeded to say all of that in great detail.

    • @poolhalljunkie9
      @poolhalljunkie9 Месяц назад

      I feel like him and kid rock have a love child together somewhere.

  • @goblinArsonist04
    @goblinArsonist04 2 месяца назад +285

    My conspiracy is that chapstick is a scam. If it has petroleum, it doesn't hydrate your lips, it's just making them more susceptible to being dry

    • @shyguyry2033
      @shyguyry2033 2 месяца назад +79

      that actually was proven accurate, which is why lip lotion became a thing and many cosmetic companies moved away from petroleum jelly in their lip products

    • @samarieow
      @samarieow 2 месяца назад +36

      idc. vaseline is still my goat 💯

    • @mr.duck1246
      @mr.duck1246 2 месяца назад +18

      I definitely experienced more drying of lips with the eos lip balms, but I’m a fan of Burt’s bees or Nivea. Not sure if they use petroleum jelly or not

    • @lee-uw7vv
      @lee-uw7vv 2 месяца назад +5

      this is actually true !! anything to drain peoples pockets just a little bit more.

    • @strawberrywheels
      @strawberrywheels 2 месяца назад +49

      i think its that petroleum is supposed to be preventative and keep moisture in, but it cant restore lost moisture? petroleum based stuff can still be helpful for chapped lips since it keeps the raw skin from directly touching stuff. that being said, some chapsticks are like rubbing a candle on ur face and they suuuck

  • @ajkcool
    @ajkcool 2 месяца назад +27

    I love the dramatic sound effect every show uses. For those wondering, the instrument is called a "waterphone"

  • @amesossi
    @amesossi 2 месяца назад +100

    what is this new variant of john taffer

    • @devon-zx8ni
      @devon-zx8ni 2 месяца назад +8

      my first thought lol

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
      @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer 2 месяца назад +13

      HE ADMITS HIS COUSINS OIL CHANGE GUY SAW THE ALIENS?
      THAT'S IT I'M GOING IN!!!

    • @amesossi
      @amesossi 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer LMFAOOO

  • @VeryRealLeslie
    @VeryRealLeslie 2 месяца назад +12

    Absolutely cant get over the narrator being the kitchen nightmares one

  • @kurtexists6982
    @kurtexists6982 2 месяца назад +22

    If you wanted to check out a new show, I want to suggest a show called "Release The Hounds" it was a british tv show that ran from 2013-2018. IT IS AWESOME. The first season had like no budget and so they didn't have as much protective gear for the contestants when they RAN FROM THE HOUNDS.

  • @misakimanjoume
    @misakimanjoume 2 месяца назад +53

    I don't know it it's the correct assement, but I can't for the life of me shake the feeling that Tyrel looks like a rival-turned-villain from a detective novel

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe 2 месяца назад +36

    That one man's hairdo makes me uncomfortable, he's bald and has a flat top at the same time.

  • @1cedis
    @1cedis 2 месяца назад +49

    Did they seriously film Sean tresspassing on private property at 16:27 😂

  • @pgumby
    @pgumby 2 месяца назад +91

    Biggest conspiracy that Jesse is chasing is his boogey man Hulk Hogan.

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 2 месяца назад +12

    The most interesting thing about this is that there's a guy that has a private aerospace company that builds their own modules ? Really makes me wonder why there isn't tighter regulations about that. Sounds really weird and dangerous.
    His company closed at least. So there's that.

  • @christophergrey3681
    @christophergrey3681 2 месяца назад +16

    Here’s a Jesse Ventura fun-fact: He sued the ‘American Sniper’ Chris Kyle…AND WON $2 MIL!!!
    “Defendant Chris Kyle's autobiography describing an alleged bar fight he had with Plaintiff Jesse Ventura during a Navy SEAL's wake. In his book, Kyle writes that Ventura made offensive comments about the SEALs and their service in the Iraq War, so Kyle punched him. Ventura maintains the encounter never happened and that Kyle fabricated it to help sell his book.”
    And then…
    “In an 8-2 decision, the jury awarded Ventura $1.35 million for unjust enrichment and $500,000 for defamation“
    Source: it’s my sources

  • @MuppetHell
    @MuppetHell 2 месяца назад +46

    This guy is like if Dan Aykroyd was a bit more unhinged

    • @MeeYeeWeeWee
      @MeeYeeWeeWee 2 месяца назад +12

      Like if Dan Akroyd and John Taffer made a baby, and somehow Nicolas Cage got involved

    • @chacharose9467
      @chacharose9467 2 месяца назад

      This what I thought of Jon Taffer😂

  • @sideshowirl6779
    @sideshowirl6779 2 месяца назад +16

    2:17 bros first movie was Predator. What a way to start dude

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 2 месяца назад

      He's a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus

  • @DietSpine
    @DietSpine 2 месяца назад +34

    he assembled the avengers for nothing😭😭

  • @baileykeller288
    @baileykeller288 2 месяца назад +57

    DO NOT RANDOMLY POINT LASERS AT LIGHTS IN THE SKY. Some modern missile systems are laser guided andbif you are pointing a laser at a plane they will know, and if that plane is military they will have an IR missile pointed back at you instantly. You won't be shot, but they will immediately call police and have you arrested. One guy was in handcuffs in less than 5 minutes of shining a laser at a military heli a few years back.

    • @rizgriz3956
      @rizgriz3956 2 месяца назад +6

      I'm pretty sure it's because the laser "whites out" the windshield of the aircraft

    • @ezrastevens9564
      @ezrastevens9564 2 месяца назад +2

      The systems that run with laser sighted targeting are set for that specific laser they fire and know which laser is which otherwise there would be tons of accidental bombings

    • @kitsunemusicisfire
      @kitsunemusicisfire Месяц назад +1

      ​​@@ezrastevens9564 yeah but they still might arrest you cuz it whites out the windshield

    • @ezrastevens9564
      @ezrastevens9564 Месяц назад

      @@kitsunemusicisfire nah but they'll arrest u if u are on a military base itself but it will not shoot off

  • @Lightstorm786
    @Lightstorm786 2 месяца назад +5

    im really loving this NFL sportscaster vibe these videos have had, please continue with it! also that VHS video from a while ago was awesome! I love all these fun concepts. You execute them really well!

  • @PidgeonTheCryptid
    @PidgeonTheCryptid 2 месяца назад +8

    My high school English teacher used to be a journalist and had to interview Jesse Ventura. She told us about how he yelled in her face.

  • @mr.duck1246
    @mr.duck1246 2 месяца назад +41

    5:24 he looks like the exaggerated cartoon version of the guy who played the villain in bee movie. You know, the one on the honey bottles who went to court or something?

    • @CaseyKiddRap
      @CaseyKiddRap 2 месяца назад +5

      You mean Ray Liotta? The Oscar-nominated actor from GoodFellas? 😂 Didn’t realize he was a villain in Bee Movie

    • @mr.duck1246
      @mr.duck1246 2 месяца назад +2

      @@CaseyKiddRap I’ve never seen goodfella’s and I only know him from his character in bee movie lol. But the guy in the video looks like his animated representation in bee movie

  • @CryptidRenfri
    @CryptidRenfri 2 месяца назад +3

    I haven't been able to sit down and catch up on RUclips stuff in a little while (life had me on the ropes for a minute) and idk if it is just me, but your energy feels a lil different in this video. You seem a little more chaotic and energetic. Slightly more real/unhinged. And I fecking love it!
    Please keep being you! I love everything about you and your content ❤

  • @FairyGrahamCrackers
    @FairyGrahamCrackers 2 месяца назад +20

    24:12 not the dude interviewing Robert Bigelow having a giant boogie in his nose😭😭

  • @cicadathegod8277
    @cicadathegod8277 2 месяца назад +10

    The jon taffer of conspiracies.

  • @paulamontoya4942
    @paulamontoya4942 2 месяца назад +12

    0:10 uhh Jesse “The Body” Ventura, duh🤣💀

  • @Azvee
    @Azvee 2 месяца назад +9

    Ah yes, my favorite Governor. He gifted us the line about St. Paul's streets being designed by drunken Irishmen.

  • @YuYu_Kami
    @YuYu_Kami 2 месяца назад +11

    I used to hate Burt's Bees when I was young. I thought of it as "the spicy chapstick", but now I like it because it has a nice firmness that holds up even when it gets warm in your pocket.
    Can't go wrong with the classic Cherry ChapStick though.

    • @chiefofthesky
      @chiefofthesky 2 месяца назад +1

      burt’s bees is almost impervious to melting, it stores so well. i also hated it when i was younger but i love the tingly feeling now

  • @cryptidan
    @cryptidan 2 месяца назад +8

    that wet old man made me laugh the fucking hardest i've ever laughed i'm so sorry

  • @Stoshasaurusrex
    @Stoshasaurusrex 2 месяца назад +4

    i can't get over how the narrator for this show seems to be the same narrator for kitchen nightmares. i keep expecting gordon ramsay to appear around the next corner and start yelling.

  • @slammed___dc4766
    @slammed___dc4766 2 месяца назад +5

    I watched this show when I was a kid it’s hilarious to hear you break everything down 😂 Also the over use of the tense music shrieking kills me every time

  • @opheliamunroe1110
    @opheliamunroe1110 2 месяца назад +7

    My favorite brand of lip balm is Carmex. Specifically the Weather Guard formula with SPF30. It smells nice and tingles. Plus. SPF.

  • @ethanlynch8761
    @ethanlynch8761 2 месяца назад +6

    As a Minnesotan, we all know Jesse Ventura, and most of us think he’s absolutely insane. He’s either a radio host or just often appears on certain radio stations here too, I forget which ones though.

    • @Averageinternetfemale
      @Averageinternetfemale Месяц назад

      Insane in a good way or bad way cause some of the stuff that I’ve read about him is wild

  • @literallyanythingelseother
    @literallyanythingelseother 2 месяца назад +7

    Jesse Ventura is actually based though. Like hes a mean, he looks goofy, but genuinely a man of the people

  • @Aogami20
    @Aogami20 2 месяца назад +36

    He wants so badly to be Steven Seagal he's even got the ponytail

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 2 месяца назад +10

      Lmao *nobody* wants to be Steven Segal 💀

    • @FromJamestime
      @FromJamestime 2 месяца назад +5

      Steven Seagal wants to be Jesse. He was a Navy Seal. Did I mention that? He was a Navy Seal.

  • @claretherese957
    @claretherese957 2 месяца назад +3

    Can we please discuss all the hair in this video? The tiny ponytail? The poofed hair that in the studio lights shows how much balding he has? Gold 👌

  • @rachelg471
    @rachelg471 2 месяца назад +7

    "If I wanted to hang out with a bunch of middle to old aged men who've been cut off by their extended families, I would've gone to a Hooters in Connecticut" came for CTs fucking THROAT dude I physically put my hand to my chest lmfao

  • @brennboo
    @brennboo 2 месяца назад +24

    “What’s your favorite brand of Chap Stick” 😂😂

    • @APerson03
      @APerson03 2 месяца назад

      I like EOS, Burts Bees, and Aquaphor. Those are the best 3 brand imo

  • @Mande1985
    @Mande1985 2 месяца назад +20

    Is this the same Jesse Ventura that was a wrestler and also a mayor or governor of some kind?

    • @FromJamestime
      @FromJamestime 2 месяца назад

      And a Navy Seal!

    • @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory
      @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory 2 месяца назад +5

      In the late 90s, I was telling a friend about a speech (at a high school meet) I’d judged that day, about Gov Jesse Ventura. She started laughing & finally pulled herself together and said “oh my god there’s a pro wrestler with the same name.” I just stared at her, since live one state away from MN & asked “do you not know that former pro wrestler Jesse Ventura is right now, as we are sitting here, the governor of Minnesota?” I thought she’d die of shock lol, and this was a full 2 years into his term!! Girl watch the news!

  • @jacobkalbfleisch5431
    @jacobkalbfleisch5431 2 месяца назад +5

    Jesse Ventura had beef with Chris Kyle and hates Hulk Hogan, based

  • @sapphinese
    @sapphinese 2 месяца назад +1

    Your energy and line delivery is unparalleled as always. I have yet to come across any other comedian who can compare.

  • @0z0swald
    @0z0swald 2 месяца назад +11

    6:19 11/10 unexpected

  • @davehughes2045
    @davehughes2045 2 месяца назад +3

    I was an extra on Angels and Demons 2009 that guy, Jack, the guy that looks like an alien who talked about " the battle of brazil" was an extra. He was really nice

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 2 месяца назад +4

    @11:11 OMFG its the greasy strangler!!! In his investigator costume!!!!

  • @nunyablahhh
    @nunyablahhh 2 месяца назад +10

    Eos is my go-to if I'm gonna splurge. Otherwise, I pull from my hoard of free chap sticks I've built up over the years between dentist visits and every health insurance booth at fairs.

    • @sclammp5811
      @sclammp5811 2 месяца назад +2

      finally someone who answered the question. I like burts bees

  • @bevmulroy5877
    @bevmulroy5877 2 месяца назад +4

    That Tyrel legit sounds like the main character from those old Dragnet tv series (1960's). It's like he's trying to be Sgt Friday LMAO. Too funny!!

  • @elegantdisarray
    @elegantdisarray 2 месяца назад +1

    Yessss. Please make this an ongoing series. Especially now that it's almost spooky season 👍

  • @jonathannoble7845
    @jonathannoble7845 2 месяца назад +25

    I respect Ventura because he's one of the few Libertarians who still hates cops.

  • @M_K-Bomb
    @M_K-Bomb 2 месяца назад +3

    Oh, I loved that show. They really didn't do any real research.
    I remember seeing a video by the RUclipsr potholer54 on a debunk of that show where the reporter June was presented with an image of a weather phenominon that happened in the Northern hemisphere (aurora borealis) but with a basic Google reverse image search proved it was a stock image from the Southern hemisphere (aurora Australis).
    She also gave no push back or questioning of the person putting forth the various conspiracy theory claims. Truely professional.
    Oh, not to mention an episode where they showed a people who claimed they heard voices in their head which was the Government tracking them. And, Jessie asked one guy what would make him so special to be tracked. The guy said because he talked to a co-worker saying he thought 911 was an inside job. Meanwhile, Jessie Ventura is running a TV show where he puts out veriaus claims about the Government and Illuminate-type groups and figures.
    And, yes again there was no pushback on this. They just supported a belief of people with obvious mental illness issues.

  • @redmouseroxy3260
    @redmouseroxy3260 2 месяца назад +5

    andy, just wanna say i really enjoy this direction youre going with for editing video lately. the little background gags just never fail to make me giggle. keep it up bro

  • @Lactose_intolerant791
    @Lactose_intolerant791 2 месяца назад

    I gotta say how impressed I am with the increasing production quality of your videos! They're so cool and I like how you keep trying new things, yet it always feels authentically you!

  • @Lactose_intolerant791
    @Lactose_intolerant791 2 месяца назад +6

    Why is the narrator from Kitchen Nightmares in this wild conspiracy show? Go back to Gordon!!!

  • @paige6366
    @paige6366 2 месяца назад +1

    i watched all of the episodes when i was a teenager, and could never find them again. thank you for making me not feel as crazy.

  • @justjroopy2499
    @justjroopy2499 2 месяца назад +5

    10:49 "ALLEGEDLY 👽"

  • @Hunbunny075
    @Hunbunny075 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m loving this idea of watching this in place of bar rescue! Loving the dramatics of Jesse!

  • @ShenoUzumaki
    @ShenoUzumaki 2 месяца назад +4

    i just googled him just to check in. i didnt realize the show was from 2009 and alex jones was on it 9 times. thats wild.

    • @banjoplayingbison2275
      @banjoplayingbison2275 Месяц назад +1

      What’s interesting is after Alex Jones went MAGA him and Jesse Ventura cut ties as Ventura hated Trump

  • @razzle8140
    @razzle8140 2 месяца назад

    Andy your style of humor is so natural and genuine❤

  • @Eddysig
    @Eddysig 2 месяца назад +9

    1:28 it's giving shane Dawson lmaooo

  • @Miguel-Raton
    @Miguel-Raton 2 месяца назад

    My vote is definitely for more of this show!
    The show itself is entertaining but your commentary adds another level of entertainment!!

  • @Heyimconnor
    @Heyimconnor 2 месяца назад +3

    Thank you Andy for another upload🙏🏻

  • @theemeraldjester5351
    @theemeraldjester5351 2 месяца назад

    I would absolutely love this as a new bar rescue type thing on this channel. This was incredibly entertaining and I hope you end up making more videos on it! :)

  • @harrisonlight4315
    @harrisonlight4315 2 месяца назад +3

    Watch the episode about the Chinese stealing water it’s nuts

  • @itsjustsai7358
    @itsjustsai7358 2 месяца назад +1

    the editing is getting more and more phenomenal 🤌

  • @no_dot_0_dash
    @no_dot_0_dash 2 месяца назад +5

    I hate how I immediately recognized the narrator on this show from the US Kitchen Nightmares. 😂

    • @moriah93ohio
      @moriah93ohio 2 месяца назад +2

      I recognize the narrator too! Lol glad I wasn’t the only one

  • @coryanderson8990
    @coryanderson8990 Месяц назад +1

    Would that be the Hooters on Berlin turnpike? Ha great video

  • @analisesalas538
    @analisesalas538 2 месяца назад +3

    I haven't heard the surname Bigalow since the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

  • @YaBoiAltair
    @YaBoiAltair 2 месяца назад +1

    PLEASE do more, I need a Bar Rescue-esque series based on this show

  • @alw1217
    @alw1217 2 месяца назад +13

    Ol dude got that Johnny Bravo haircut, but it's more like the ghost of Johnny Bravo's hair with how thin that shit is.

  • @joshspadeicey1473
    @joshspadeicey1473 2 месяца назад +1

    The Bar Rescue episode "Getting Freaky at the Tiki" is just wild. Anyways, good vid man, keep up the work whether its Jon related or not

  • @P-P-Panda
    @P-P-Panda 2 месяца назад +3

    Genuinely what the hell were they even doing 💀

  • @cemetery_centipedes
    @cemetery_centipedes 2 месяца назад

    i wasn’t expecting the BOOM!! i’ve been giggling and kicking my feet ever since… thx andy 😻😻😻

  • @kub5615
    @kub5615 2 месяца назад +3

    You know its getting serious when they say "extra terrestrials" instead of Aliens

  • @Rusty.rails1298
    @Rusty.rails1298 2 месяца назад +2

    This show had a stranglehold on me in 2016, especially the ones about the FEMA camps and the Denver airport

  • @mercy9742
    @mercy9742 2 месяца назад +3

    24:11 HUGE NOSE BOOGER

  • @Warhopper
    @Warhopper 2 месяца назад

    This is the perfect series to cover, please show us more craziness with such low stakes.

  • @Spark1033
    @Spark1033 2 месяца назад +3

    He was a SEaL. His actual service history is likely not gonna be public in his lifetime. I’m NOT saying he DID “hunt man,” but that we likely don’t know what he did or did not do. He wasn’t just a Navy enlisted sailor cleaning the grease traps in the kitchen.

    • @larrybelotti4895
      @larrybelotti4895 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s a take from Hemingway quote There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
      I was in the border patrol and we had it on t-shirts

  • @giantsalamander
    @giantsalamander 2 месяца назад +1

    a lot of people know jesse ventura for being unionbusted by terry bollea (hulk hogan) while he was an active wrestler but perhaps less famous in professional wrestling circles is the fact that jesse ventura is completely and utterly insane. which is not uncommon in an industry that up until around 2010 was run on drug abuse, steroids and untreated head injuries but even then he really takes it to a new level.

  • @skeletonlegss
    @skeletonlegss 2 месяца назад +4

    we’re so backkk

  • @KirkHUH
    @KirkHUH Месяц назад

    I just found you, and I can say. You are a great content creator, you and Chris James are mad funny

  • @Arkonu
    @Arkonu 2 месяца назад +4

    Life would be a lot more interesting if any of these conspiracy theories were real, but they’re not, so that’s that.

  • @Thevlogboy1
    @Thevlogboy1 Месяц назад

    I remember watching this series when I was younger and being terrified of everything.
    I don't remember much, but you HAVE to check out the episode about the reptillians controlling the world. The only thing I remember about this show came from that episode where they brought on a PSYCHIC, walked them into a field where there is this underground bunker with the reptiles, and COMMUNICATES with the reptiles. Actually unhinged.